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Previously on Why Women Kill...

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They pumped my stomach.

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I'm not paying for that.

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Not when a good burp would've saved you.

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I've known for some time
about Karl's indiscretions.

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I was picking up my dry cleaning,

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and there was his car,
parked across the street

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at some seedy motel.

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You still want to make love to me?

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- Yeah.
- I'm free today at 4:00.

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Where should we go?

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You're a man now; figure it out.

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There's no way I'm getting
into your mobile sex den.

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You seem, uh... energized.

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Do I?

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Have you embarked
on a new exercise regimen?

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I plan on working out as often as I can.

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The other day, she was going on and on

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about how much she liked my movie.

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You know what?
We've already got an open marriage...

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I'll ask her for a three-way.

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- If she says no...
- She says yes.

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Oh, my God.

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You in love with her?

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You've been insecure lately

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- because of your career.
- Are you in love with her?

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No.

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Has your married man ever told you

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why he feels the need to cheat?

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He was bored with his wife.

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It's a manual. For married couples.

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These are dirty pictures.

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They're scientific.

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I have to concentrate.

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Ow, ow, ow!

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Rob, please don't go.

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This has been an awkward night.

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I need to make an appearance.

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They must be important clients.

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Don't wait up.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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It begins quite slowly.

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With a look.

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Or a gesture.

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And once the invitation is accepted...

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The tango begins.

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It is a dance of anticipation.

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Seduction.

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Desire.

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And love.

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You know, some say
it takes two to tango.

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But sometimes, lurking in the dark...

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Is a third.

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Now, if you choose to dance with him,

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be prepared to deal
with the consequences.

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For passion can turn to jealousy.

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Love can become violent.

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Yes. The tango exists to remind us

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the greatest love stories...

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End in death.

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Just a reminder, I've got
that project due tomorrow.

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So you'll be working late again?

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Afraid so.

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Sorry, honey.

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What are your big plans for the day?

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Oh, nothing interesting.

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Need to drop by the dry cleaners.

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After that, I'll go to
the market for some shopping.

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And then I might have
lunch with a new friend.

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This is your phone number.

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Oh, I thought you should have it,

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now that we're getting to be chums.

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This way, if you ever need someone

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to go with you to the movies...

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I can call you up. Got it.

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Now, I rent a room from a lovely couple.

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The wife's name is also Sheila.

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- Oh.
- So,

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if you call and she answers...

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Then I'll ask for the other Sheila.

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Exactly. Busy this week?

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Uh, my schedule is pretty open,
except for tonight.

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I have a date.

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With your married man?

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He finished some big project at work.

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To celebrate, he got us
reservations at this...

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really fancy night club.

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He's taking you out?

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In public?

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For the first time.
It's like an actual boyfriend.

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Isn't that nice?

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What are you smiling about?

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Oh, the absurdity of it all.

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I'm having the best sex of my life
in the back of a catering van.

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Well, maybe when Mr. Grove moves out,

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we could start doing this in your bed.

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Yes...

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So, about that...

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Karl may be staying in my
home longer than we discussed.

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How much longer?

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A week?

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Longer.

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Two weeks?

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He won't be leaving until
after my daughter's wedding.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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That's two months away.

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Well, I don't mind the van.

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No, that's-that's not the point.

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Simone, he cheated on you with men.

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Why would you let him stay
for five more seconds?

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Well, I tried to throw him out.

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- And he wouldn't go?
- He said that if I made him leave,

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he would tell all my friends he was gay

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and embarrass me before the wedding.

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So he's threatening you?

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No, it's just a little light blackmail.

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All right.

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I'll take care of this.

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What does that mean?

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Nothing.

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I'm just gonna convince
him that he's making a mistake.

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That's adorable.

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Hey, I'm serious.

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Please, let me help.

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Absolutely not.

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I'm not gonna break any bones.

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I'm just gonna bend some stuff.

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Tommy, how do you expect our
secret affair to remain secret

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once you've been arrested by the police

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for beating up my husband?

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I was just spitballing.

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Well, I appreciate the passion,

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but save it for the van.

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I'd still love to meet Karl alone
in a dark alley some night.

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Careful.

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He might enjoy that.

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Yes. Um, no, I understand,

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it's just that I've been
through the deposition twice

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and I couldn't find anything useful.

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Eli.

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Eli.

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- Oh, hey.
- Yes.

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I will check again.

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Sure.

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What's that?

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Got it this morning.
It's pretty sweet, right?

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Uh, don't you already have a guitar?

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Yeah, no, honey, this is a bass.

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Five strings, it sounds totally
different. Check it out.

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- Very cool.
- Yeah.

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Oh, are you going to the kitchen?

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- Yeah.
- Could you grab me a soda?

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- Sure.
- With the, the crushy ice?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Love you.

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Hey.

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Hey. Did you hear the big news?

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Eli bought a bass.

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Oh, I heard.

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He thinks it's gonna help him
work through his writer's block.

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Great. That's how he ended
up with his other guitar,

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the Xbox and the elliptical.

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Got it.

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So, how was your day?

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Mm.

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It was crazy busy.
I didn't even get a chance to eat lunch.

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Oh, God, you have to try this.

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Here.

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It's hot. Careful.

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Mmm.

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- That's amazing.
- It's good, right?

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Yeah.

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So, did Eli get any work done today?

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I'm not sure. I was running errands.

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- Why don't you ask him?
- No.

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If I ask Eli,
"Did you get any writing done?"

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what he hears is, "nag,
nag, nag, nag, nag."

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Ah.

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I'm just gonna say
nothing and be supportive.

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This is my supportive smile.
Tell me what you think.

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It's terrifying.

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Hey, I have an idea.

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After dinner, let's go dancing.

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- Tonight?
- Yeah. There's this new club

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in Silver Lake
I've been dying to check out.

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I have a lot of reading to do for work.

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Oh, come on.

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You've been so stressed,
and I can't remember

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the last time we went dancing together.

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I could use some alone time,
just you and me.

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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

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So we can go clubbing?

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Clubbing?

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Eli.

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Thought you were playing your bass.

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Thought you were grabbing me a soda.

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I was getting to it.

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So you guys are going clubbing, huh?

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Yeah. Yeah, we are.

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All right. I'm in.

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Eli, you don't dance.

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I dance.

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In my way.

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When you dance,
you're in everyone's way.

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Oh...

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What? You guys really
don't want me to come?

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No. No, no, no.

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We'd love for you to come. Right?

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Absolutely.

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Whoa. Creepy smile.

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Karl?

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There she is.

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Naomi.

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Did we have plans?

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No, I just popped in with a question.

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Karl said you went to
the post office, and so I waited.

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For an hour.

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Yes. We need to talk about
the entertainment for the benefit.

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Benefit.

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For the burn victims.

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Oh, my God.

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I forgot all about it.

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Simone, you're in charge
of the decorations.

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It's fine.
I ordered everything weeks ago.

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My mind's been elsewhere
because of recent events.

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Are you still up for your number?

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Simone promised the two of
you would reprise your dance.

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From the country club's talent show.

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Oh, did she?

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I'm not sure I'm up for it now,

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given recent events.

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Well, if you don't do something,

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Ida Ford is threatening to sing opera.

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Oh, darling. Haven't the
burn victims suffered enough?

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All right.

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We'll perform.

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I'm so glad.

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And remember:

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if you ever need to talk about anything,

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I am always here.

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Yes. You certainly seem to be.

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Why did you let her inside?

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I'm the one who should be miffed.

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Why didn't you tell me
Naomi saw my car at a motel?

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We're lucky that's all she saw.

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If she knew you were having
anonymous sex with strange men...

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It was never anonymous.

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And only a few of them were strange.

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I am not the audience for that joke.

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What are you doing?

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Benefit's in two days.

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We need to rehearse.

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Ugh, what was I thinking?

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I can't dance with
you, I'm still furious.

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You'll forget all about that
when we're the center of attention,

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drowning in applause.

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Stop trying to charm your
way back into my heart.

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- It won't work.
- Now, you see, I think you've forgotten

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how much fun we have together.

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And I am determined to remind you.

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Why are you trying so
hard to hold onto me?

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Because I love you, my darling.

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Well, I'm not sure that's enough.

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Well, try this on for size.

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I actually like you.

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How many of your husbands can say that?

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Oh, hey. Ooh, thanks.

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Oh, crap.

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What? What's wrong?

269
00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:11,009
I think I just saw my agent.

270
00:13:11,034 --> 00:13:13,214
Lamar's here? Why don't you go say hi?

271
00:13:13,239 --> 00:13:14,770
No, he's just gonna give me a hard time

272
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,099
about finishing the script.

273
00:13:16,124 --> 00:13:18,300
There's an easy way to
get him off your back.

274
00:13:18,325 --> 00:13:20,808
- What's that?
- Finish your script.

275
00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:23,298
This kind of attitude is why

276
00:13:23,323 --> 00:13:25,261
I introduce you to
people as my first wife.

277
00:13:25,286 --> 00:13:26,659
Yeah, that's funny.

278
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,566
Is everything okay?

279
00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,985
Yeah. I just really want to
dance with you right now.

280
00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:33,667
- Yeah, let's do it.
- Okay.

281
00:13:33,692 --> 00:13:34,692
Come on.

282
00:13:34,717 --> 00:13:35,833
Jade!

283
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,509
Oh, my God!

284
00:13:37,534 --> 00:13:39,165
- Wischa!
- Oh, my God!

285
00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:42,666
Did she say "Wischa"?

286
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,050
- I think so.
- You guys.

287
00:13:44,075 --> 00:13:46,737
These are my friends, Willow and Mischa.

288
00:13:46,762 --> 00:13:49,586
- Hi.
- Wischa. Ah, I get it.

289
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,221
This is, uh, Taylor and Eli.

290
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,597
How do you two know Jade?

291
00:13:52,622 --> 00:13:53,622
Oh...

292
00:13:54,739 --> 00:13:56,027
We met her last year.

293
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,964
Oh, and it was love at first sight.

294
00:13:57,989 --> 00:13:59,362
Oh, my God, you guys!

295
00:13:59,387 --> 00:14:01,464
Girl, you look fucking amazing.

296
00:14:02,354 --> 00:14:05,384
Mmm, when fucking doesn't she?

297
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,063
Fucking never.

298
00:14:13,034 --> 00:14:15,369
I'm getting the feeling that we
weren't Jade's first threesome.

299
00:14:15,393 --> 00:14:16,438
Mm-hmm.

300
00:14:19,964 --> 00:14:21,011
I don't get it.

301
00:14:21,036 --> 00:14:23,762
Why would you want to start
palling around with this tramp?

302
00:14:23,787 --> 00:14:26,123
Because I want to stop her
from seeing my husband.

303
00:14:26,148 --> 00:14:28,233
And how is buying her
popcorn at the Rialto

304
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:29,390
gonna make that happen?

305
00:14:29,415 --> 00:14:31,113
I'm trying to establish trust.

306
00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:33,770
If a stranger came up and
said your dress was ugly,

307
00:14:33,795 --> 00:14:35,048
what would you say?

308
00:14:35,073 --> 00:14:36,654
I'd say fuck off.

309
00:14:37,112 --> 00:14:38,722
But if a dear friend gently suggested

310
00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:40,662
orange is not your best color?

311
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:43,811
I'd get rid of the dress.

312
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,601
If I'm to convince April
it's not in her best interest

313
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:49,845
to date a married man,

314
00:14:49,870 --> 00:14:52,089
first I must become her confidant.

315
00:14:52,323 --> 00:14:54,717
Her close advisor.

316
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,244
Okay.

317
00:14:57,538 --> 00:15:00,217
So when does this new friendship
begin to blossom?

318
00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:01,372
Tonight.

319
00:15:01,397 --> 00:15:03,981
I thought Rob was taking
her to the club tonight.

320
00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:06,960
Do you honestly think I'm
going to let that happen?

321
00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:17,761
You all right?

322
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,428
No, I'm nervous.

323
00:15:19,631 --> 00:15:20,631
Why?

324
00:15:20,656 --> 00:15:22,913
Everyone we know will
be in this room tonight.

325
00:15:22,938 --> 00:15:25,377
You've dazzled them all a hundred times.

326
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:27,319
Because I knew how much they envied me.

327
00:15:27,842 --> 00:15:30,233
They'd laugh in my face if
they knew the truth about us.

328
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,560
Here's a thought. Don't tell them.

329
00:15:33,585 --> 00:15:35,599
People will be able to figure it out.

330
00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:38,024
Do you honestly believe
we're the only couple here

331
00:15:38,049 --> 00:15:39,722
pretending to be
something that we're not?

332
00:15:39,747 --> 00:15:41,483
- No.
- Trust me,

333
00:15:41,919 --> 00:15:43,530
there is not a woman here tonight

334
00:15:43,555 --> 00:15:45,441
who wouldn't trade all
of her problems for yours

335
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,614
if she looked half as beautiful
as you do right now.

336
00:15:48,639 --> 00:15:50,552
But what good is other people's envy

337
00:15:50,577 --> 00:15:52,212
if it's all based on a lie?

338
00:15:52,791 --> 00:15:54,104
I'm not sure.

339
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:55,874
Let's find out.

340
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:01,671
Simone! You look stunning.

341
00:16:01,696 --> 00:16:03,372
And you look like a teenager.

342
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,819
- How do you get your skin so soft?
- Oh!

343
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,855
It's called a chemical peel.

344
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:08,879
I know.

345
00:16:08,904 --> 00:16:11,288
One more and she'll be
the Phantom of the Opera.

346
00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:14,646
- Simone! Darling.
- Hello, Barclay.

347
00:16:14,671 --> 00:16:17,364
Sandy, you're out of rehab.

348
00:16:17,389 --> 00:16:19,771
Don't worry, I'll be back.

349
00:16:20,288 --> 00:16:21,734
Maybe I should go and find our table.

350
00:16:21,758 --> 00:16:23,866
No need. I've arranged
for us all to sit here.

351
00:16:23,891 --> 00:16:25,655
Together? What fun.

352
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,725
I think this is a good
time to find the bar.

353
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,138
Liquor's on it's way,
Simone, brought to you by

354
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:33,163
the most adorable waiter at the party.

355
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:37,058
Wine, Mrs. Grove?

356
00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:40,155
Tommy.

357
00:16:40,409 --> 00:16:41,758
You're our waiter?

358
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,319
Yes, Mrs. Grove.

359
00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,178
Mr. Grove.

360
00:16:45,686 --> 00:16:47,077
Hello.

361
00:16:47,102 --> 00:16:48,936
Shall we, darling?

362
00:16:51,069 --> 00:16:54,280
So, Mischa,
what do you guys do for a living?

363
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,364
Oh, uh, we're influencers.

364
00:16:56,389 --> 00:16:57,668
Influencers?

365
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:58,974
On Instagram.

366
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,683
We're sort of famous.

367
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:01,708
Are you?

368
00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:03,562
Yeah, it's called @UnderwearEverywhere.

369
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,348
All these underwear
brands pay us stupid money

370
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,749
to post pictures wearing their stuff.

371
00:17:07,774 --> 00:17:10,960
At famous landmarks,
like, all over the world.

372
00:17:10,985 --> 00:17:12,358
Yo, check it.

373
00:17:14,008 --> 00:17:16,022
Oh, wow.

374
00:17:16,047 --> 00:17:18,335
And the Taj Mahal people,
they were okay with that?

375
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,794
Ah, we were in and out lickety-split.

376
00:17:20,826 --> 00:17:22,944
We had the best time.

377
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,977
We've missed you, little Jade.

378
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:28,913
Oh, I missed you.

379
00:17:28,938 --> 00:17:31,286
So, um, how long are you guys here?

380
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:34,374
We leave tomorrow night for Venice.

381
00:17:34,399 --> 00:17:37,208
- No.
- Oh, so soon.

382
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:38,641
Oh, that sucks.

383
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:41,372
I was hoping I'd have more
time to hang out with you guys.

384
00:17:41,397 --> 00:17:42,513
Yeah, it sucks.

385
00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:43,999
- Wait, Mischa.
- What?

386
00:17:44,569 --> 00:17:45,935
I just had an idea.

387
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,858
I know what you're thinking,
and it's fucking brilliant.

388
00:17:49,957 --> 00:17:51,349
What are you thinking?

389
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:52,794
Come with us to Venice tomorrow.

390
00:17:52,819 --> 00:17:55,671
Oh, my God. Tomorrow? Really?

391
00:17:55,696 --> 00:17:57,399
Yeah, it would be so much fun.

392
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:58,896
Well...

393
00:17:58,921 --> 00:18:00,521
She doesn't have a plane ticket.

394
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:02,081
Our assistant can take care of that.

395
00:18:02,106 --> 00:18:03,761
- You guys have an assistant?
- Yeah.

396
00:18:03,785 --> 00:18:05,741
Guys, come on, it's such short notice.

397
00:18:05,766 --> 00:18:07,365
That'll cost a fortune.

398
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,716
Oh, please, we've got tons of miles.

399
00:18:09,741 --> 00:18:11,002
- Really?
- Yeah.

400
00:18:11,027 --> 00:18:12,327
Do you have a current passport?

401
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:13,440
I think so, yeah.

402
00:18:13,465 --> 00:18:14,671
Oh, my God.

403
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:16,592
Um, hold on.

404
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,241
You can't just leave
the country on a whim.

405
00:18:19,749 --> 00:18:21,640
It's irresponsible.

406
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,624
Okay, Mom.

407
00:18:23,649 --> 00:18:25,862
Geez, calm down.

408
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,475
Excuse me?

409
00:18:28,676 --> 00:18:30,333
Oh, my God!

410
00:18:30,358 --> 00:18:33,739
Oh... this song is my jam!

411
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,725
Guys, let's dance. Come on.

412
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,631
- Yeah, let's dance.
- All right, let's do it.

413
00:18:37,656 --> 00:18:39,310
Come on. Let's go, bro.

414
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:40,423
- Me? Yeah?
- Yeah.

415
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:42,483
- Let's do it.
- All right.

416
00:18:43,616 --> 00:18:45,385
I'm going with him. So...

417
00:18:53,418 --> 00:18:54,567
Stanton speaking.

418
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,177
Rob, it's me.

419
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:58,771
Well, this is a nice surprise.

420
00:18:58,796 --> 00:18:59,921
I don't mean to bother,

421
00:18:59,946 --> 00:19:02,599
but I'm making tuna
casserole for dinner.

422
00:19:02,624 --> 00:19:04,755
Do you prefer bread crumbs or not?

423
00:19:04,780 --> 00:19:06,786
Honey, I told you I'm
working late tonight.

424
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,886
Oh. Did I forget?

425
00:19:08,911 --> 00:19:12,192
Yeah, our deadline for
the project is tomorrow morning.

426
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,474
Right.

427
00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:15,545
What was the name of that again?

428
00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:17,155
The Delphi Project.

429
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,327
Of course. Of course, well,

430
00:19:19,352 --> 00:19:20,849
I'll let you get back to work.

431
00:19:20,874 --> 00:19:22,325
Now, remember, don't wait up.

432
00:19:22,350 --> 00:19:24,827
I won't be home till the wee hours.

433
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:27,358
Oh, poor baby.

434
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:28,558
Well...

435
00:19:45,866 --> 00:19:47,117
Hello, Claire.

436
00:19:47,374 --> 00:19:48,639
Mrs. Stanton.

437
00:19:48,664 --> 00:19:50,404
Your husband didn't tell
me you were gonna stop by.

438
00:19:50,428 --> 00:19:52,016
Oh, Rob isn't expecting me.

439
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:53,742
This is something of a surprise.

440
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,224
I am desperate for a cup of coffee.

441
00:19:58,249 --> 00:19:59,415
Could you be so kind?

442
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:03,310
Well, I'm-I'm not
supposed to leave my desk.

443
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:07,194
Claire, how often do
I ask you for favors?

444
00:20:07,889 --> 00:20:09,251
Sure, Mrs. Stanton.

445
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,451
I'll be back in a jif.

446
00:20:11,069 --> 00:20:12,421
Don't rush, dear.

447
00:20:12,796 --> 00:20:14,124
Take your time.

448
00:20:20,199 --> 00:20:21,460
Hi there.

449
00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:25,286
Beth Ann. What are you doing here?

450
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,436
I couldn't bear the thought of you

451
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:28,460
getting your dinner
from a vending machine.

452
00:20:28,803 --> 00:20:31,561
Wow, that's thoughtful.

453
00:20:31,853 --> 00:20:33,772
I know you have a kitchen
around here somewhere.

454
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:36,163
You can pop it in the fridge
until you're ready to eat.

455
00:20:36,188 --> 00:20:37,248
Sure.

456
00:20:37,743 --> 00:20:39,780
Claire, can you come
in here for a second?

457
00:20:45,304 --> 00:20:46,567
Claire?

458
00:20:47,335 --> 00:20:48,936
Ah, she must have wandered off.

459
00:20:48,961 --> 00:20:50,919
I'm sure she'll be back soon.

460
00:20:51,428 --> 00:20:52,990
Now, Robert,

461
00:20:53,015 --> 00:20:55,802
I went to all the trouble
of making this casserole.

462
00:20:55,827 --> 00:20:57,975
I don't want the tuna to spoil.

463
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:04,835
I will put it in the fridge.

464
00:21:16,932 --> 00:21:17,932
_

465
00:21:27,124 --> 00:21:29,036
Mrs. Stanton, here's your coffee.

466
00:21:29,061 --> 00:21:30,606
Oh, you're so sweet.

467
00:21:30,631 --> 00:21:32,281
It's very hot.
You might want to give it a moment

468
00:21:32,305 --> 00:21:33,953
- to cool off.
- Oh, I don't have time to wait.

469
00:21:33,977 --> 00:21:35,181
I have things to do.

470
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:36,643
Oh, it'll just take a sec.

471
00:21:36,668 --> 00:21:38,668
You're a treasure.
Tell Rob I'll see him back home.

472
00:21:42,765 --> 00:21:44,749
Who said you could have a coffee break?

473
00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:56,850
I was so flattered.

474
00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:59,380
Usually when Tommy's company
caters one of my events,

475
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:00,942
he refuses to wait on me.

476
00:22:00,967 --> 00:22:03,434
But tonight, he asked for this table.

477
00:22:03,459 --> 00:22:04,677
Did he?

478
00:22:04,702 --> 00:22:07,162
The theme of this evening
is "South of the Border."

479
00:22:07,187 --> 00:22:08,287
Yes.

480
00:22:08,312 --> 00:22:11,303
So, who chose the flamenco
outfits for the waiters?

481
00:22:11,556 --> 00:22:13,481
I did. Why?

482
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:14,985
Flamenco is Spanish.

483
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,717
Isn't that what they speak down there?

484
00:22:17,742 --> 00:22:20,139
Spanish, as in Spain.

485
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:22,598
Yes, but it still counts
as south of the border.

486
00:22:22,623 --> 00:22:25,039
Yes, if the border is with France.

487
00:22:25,064 --> 00:22:27,122
Oh, do you see what I have to live with?

488
00:22:27,147 --> 00:22:28,405
Such a know-it-all.

489
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,914
Yes, I'm forever flouting my knowledge
that Spain is in Europe.

490
00:22:32,257 --> 00:22:33,384
Naomi,

491
00:22:33,409 --> 00:22:35,111
can I just say I'm stunned

492
00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:37,076
at how handsome your son's become.

493
00:22:37,101 --> 00:22:39,515
I'm stunned he can
breathe in those pants.

494
00:22:41,466 --> 00:22:42,992
Karl...

495
00:22:43,221 --> 00:22:45,034
you're making Tommy uncomfortable.

496
00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:47,104
Me? I'm not the one who dressed him up

497
00:22:47,129 --> 00:22:49,172
as a backup dancer to Liza Minnelli.

498
00:22:49,197 --> 00:22:51,083
Another scotch, please, young man.

499
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:53,890
- Yes, Mr. Grove.
- Very good. Thank you.

500
00:22:54,921 --> 00:22:56,990
Hurry back, Tommy.

501
00:22:57,015 --> 00:23:00,389
Can you believe how she's
flirting with my son?

502
00:23:00,414 --> 00:23:01,945
Oh, Sandy is just being playful.

503
00:23:01,970 --> 00:23:04,973
He's 18. She's 32.

504
00:23:05,094 --> 00:23:07,164
Don't you think that's pathetic?

505
00:23:08,710 --> 00:23:10,156
Excuse me.

506
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,920
Vodka rocks, please.

507
00:23:15,945 --> 00:23:18,445
- You have to switch tables.
- I can't.

508
00:23:18,470 --> 00:23:20,397
Then at least stop glaring at Karl.

509
00:23:20,422 --> 00:23:21,574
He's such a jerk.

510
00:23:21,599 --> 00:23:22,998
He's just trying to be funny.

511
00:23:23,023 --> 00:23:24,608
He's insulting your dignity.

512
00:23:24,633 --> 00:23:27,539
You can't say that in those sleeves.

513
00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:29,557
Ah, vodka rocks.

514
00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:31,086
Thank you.

515
00:23:32,157 --> 00:23:33,157
Mmm.

516
00:23:33,609 --> 00:23:35,601
You've found your calling.

517
00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:42,805
Hey!

518
00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:44,136
There you are.

519
00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:47,178
- Here I are.
- Why aren't you dancing?

520
00:23:47,203 --> 00:23:48,470
I'm tired.

521
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:50,839
- Are you about ready to go?
- Now?

522
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:53,461
- Yeah.
- I'm having so much fun with Wischa.

523
00:23:54,788 --> 00:23:56,209
Well, it's after midnight,

524
00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:58,906
and I got to be up early
and go to my job

525
00:23:58,931 --> 00:24:03,101
that requires me to,
you know, wear clothes, so...

526
00:24:05,258 --> 00:24:07,045
How many of those have you had?

527
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:08,226
A couple.

528
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,375
Maybe two couples.

529
00:24:11,976 --> 00:24:13,408
You seem angry.

530
00:24:13,433 --> 00:24:14,937
I'm not angry.

531
00:24:15,264 --> 00:24:18,823
Unless you're going to Venice
with those low-rent Kardashians.

532
00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:21,764
Hey. Taylor, be nice.

533
00:24:21,906 --> 00:24:23,157
Those are my friends.

534
00:24:23,182 --> 00:24:25,134
Yeah, and I'm just the
person who saved you

535
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:28,758
from an abusive relationship
and let you live in my house,

536
00:24:29,484 --> 00:24:31,250
but fuck me, right?

537
00:24:31,492 --> 00:24:35,053
Okay. Um, I think maybe
you should go home,

538
00:24:35,078 --> 00:24:36,910
and I will...

539
00:24:36,935 --> 00:24:38,414
- I'll see you later.
- Okay.

540
00:24:39,281 --> 00:24:40,571
- Okay?
- Yeah.

541
00:24:42,076 --> 00:24:43,227
Hey.

542
00:24:45,836 --> 00:24:47,305
Are you going to Venice?

543
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,750
I don't know yet.

544
00:24:52,133 --> 00:24:54,046
Fine. Go!

545
00:24:54,071 --> 00:24:56,352
Have the best time.

546
00:25:03,305 --> 00:25:04,555
- Come on.
- What? Now?

547
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:06,188
- Yeah, now.
- Okay.

548
00:25:08,346 --> 00:25:09,526
Stanton residence.

549
00:25:09,551 --> 00:25:11,553
Honey, thank God you're there.

550
00:25:11,578 --> 00:25:12,641
Rob.

551
00:25:12,930 --> 00:25:14,203
You sound upset.

552
00:25:14,228 --> 00:25:15,751
Listen, when you were
in my office earlier,

553
00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:18,187
did you happen to move any papers?

554
00:25:18,399 --> 00:25:19,866
What are you talking about?

555
00:25:19,891 --> 00:25:21,458
The final draft of the Delphi Project.

556
00:25:21,483 --> 00:25:24,194
It was here on my desk
and now it's gone.

557
00:25:24,219 --> 00:25:25,741
Did you look under your desk?

558
00:25:25,766 --> 00:25:27,419
Yes, I've looked everywhere.

559
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:29,402
Now, this is incredibly important.

560
00:25:29,427 --> 00:25:31,375
Are you sure you didn't touch it?

561
00:25:31,921 --> 00:25:34,358
I know better than to touch your things.

562
00:25:34,383 --> 00:25:35,516
Damn it.

563
00:25:36,344 --> 00:25:39,483
If I don't find this thing,
I'll have to stay late and redo it,

564
00:25:39,508 --> 00:25:41,278
the whole goddamn thing.

565
00:25:41,303 --> 00:25:43,435
I thought you were working late anyway.

566
00:25:44,563 --> 00:25:47,807
Uh... that was on something else.

567
00:25:47,832 --> 00:25:51,180
It doesn't matter.
I have to go. I-I have to go.

568
00:26:01,243 --> 00:26:02,243
Yeah?

569
00:26:02,268 --> 00:26:03,882
Hi, I'd like to speak to Sheila.

570
00:26:03,906 --> 00:26:05,346
You're talking to her. Who's this?

571
00:26:05,371 --> 00:26:08,218
I think I mean your roommate,
the other Sheila.

572
00:26:08,243 --> 00:26:10,617
Um, this is April from the diner.

573
00:26:10,985 --> 00:26:12,438
Oh, oh!

574
00:26:12,463 --> 00:26:15,344
Oh, uh, Jesus, all right, hold on.

575
00:26:37,757 --> 00:26:39,827
You-know-who is on the phone.

576
00:26:39,852 --> 00:26:41,077
She wants to talk to you.

577
00:26:41,102 --> 00:26:43,016
Hm. I thought she might.

578
00:26:46,296 --> 00:26:47,296
April?

579
00:26:47,321 --> 00:26:49,346
Hi. I know this is late notice,

580
00:26:49,371 --> 00:26:51,625
but would you like to come
with me to the club tonight?

581
00:26:52,374 --> 00:26:53,761
Rob cancelled on me.

582
00:26:53,786 --> 00:26:55,719
I'm a mess right now, but

583
00:26:56,111 --> 00:26:58,171
I guess I could throw myself together.

584
00:26:58,196 --> 00:26:59,201
Oh, good.

585
00:26:59,226 --> 00:27:00,507
It's the White Diamond Bar in Burbank.

586
00:27:00,531 --> 00:27:01,726
I'll meet you there in an hour.

587
00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:02,969
I'll be there.

588
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,562
- What's going on?
- Show some respect, kids.

589
00:27:08,016 --> 00:27:10,508
You're in the presence of greatness.

590
00:27:12,369 --> 00:27:13,733
Careful, everybody.

591
00:27:13,758 --> 00:27:16,375
- These bowls are hot.
- Ooh! Tortilla soup.

592
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,688
You can't say this isn't
"South of the Border."

593
00:27:18,713 --> 00:27:20,149
Given Simone's grasp of geography,

594
00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:22,007
I'm surprised we're not
having clam chowder.

595
00:27:25,305 --> 00:27:26,470
By the way,

596
00:27:26,495 --> 00:27:29,530
have you all heard the latest
news about Larry and Sue?

597
00:27:29,555 --> 00:27:30,561
What about them?

598
00:27:30,586 --> 00:27:31,720
They've separated.

599
00:27:31,744 --> 00:27:33,188
No!

600
00:27:33,213 --> 00:27:34,932
Are you really that surprised?

601
00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:36,350
They fought constantly.

602
00:27:36,393 --> 00:27:38,482
In my day, people stayed married

603
00:27:38,507 --> 00:27:40,465
and found a way to work things out.

604
00:27:40,805 --> 00:27:42,704
Well, that's not always possible.

605
00:27:42,729 --> 00:27:44,016
Simone's right.

606
00:27:44,374 --> 00:27:46,071
People can care deeply for one another,

607
00:27:46,096 --> 00:27:48,642
it doesn't always mean that
they should stay married.

608
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,953
You see, this is where
I think commitment becomes essential.

609
00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:53,516
Everyone makes mistakes,

610
00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:54,992
but if love is there,

611
00:27:55,017 --> 00:27:57,476
then there's a path to redemption.

612
00:27:57,501 --> 00:27:58,739
Easy for you to say.

613
00:27:58,764 --> 00:28:00,422
You and Simone have
the perfect marriage.

614
00:28:00,447 --> 00:28:01,858
Oh, hardly.

615
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:05,289
There are days when Simone
regrets marrying me.

616
00:28:05,477 --> 00:28:07,523
Am I right, my darling?

617
00:28:07,548 --> 00:28:09,156
More than a few.

618
00:28:09,181 --> 00:28:11,852
Yes, I imagine she dreams
of stifling me with a pillow

619
00:28:11,877 --> 00:28:13,797
or casting me aside like an old shoe.

620
00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:16,491
Oh, honey, you know
I'd never throw away a shoe.

621
00:28:16,516 --> 00:28:18,103
But you don't get rid of me that easily.

622
00:28:18,127 --> 00:28:21,014
You see, she gave me
her hand in marriage.

623
00:28:21,039 --> 00:28:24,196
- Karl...
- And I'm never going to let it go.

624
00:28:25,461 --> 00:28:26,461
Oh!

625
00:28:26,486 --> 00:28:27,726
Bloody hell!

626
00:28:27,767 --> 00:28:30,225
Tommy, how could you be so clumsy?

627
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,633
Sorry, Mr. Grove.

628
00:28:32,742 --> 00:28:34,469
Let me get you some napkins.

629
00:28:38,952 --> 00:28:40,797
Clearly, he did that on purpose.

630
00:28:40,822 --> 00:28:43,186
No, he just wasn't paying attention.

631
00:28:43,211 --> 00:28:45,336
You know how teenagers are.

632
00:28:53,235 --> 00:28:54,236
Okay, sober person, here we go.

633
00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:56,492
Okay, sober person, here we go.

634
00:28:56,517 --> 00:28:58,084
Give me this.

635
00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:00,347
Stop. Hey. Eli, don't rush me.

636
00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:01,821
I'm not rushing you.

637
00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:03,274
There.

638
00:29:04,390 --> 00:29:05,828
You know what? I don't get it.

639
00:29:06,313 --> 00:29:07,930
What's that? What don't you get?

640
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,397
I don't get what Jade
sees in those people.

641
00:29:10,422 --> 00:29:12,116
- Wischa?
- Yeah.

642
00:29:12,141 --> 00:29:13,534
They're fake as shit.

643
00:29:13,559 --> 00:29:15,990
Yes, they are. Okay, legs, pants.

644
00:29:16,015 --> 00:29:17,930
And you know what?

645
00:29:17,955 --> 00:29:20,741
Why would anyone want to
see them in their underwear?

646
00:29:20,766 --> 00:29:21,941
Ugh.

647
00:29:22,625 --> 00:29:24,188
'Cause they're not even that pretty.

648
00:29:24,969 --> 00:29:26,375
Do you think they're pretty?

649
00:29:26,656 --> 00:29:28,617
Only their bodies and their faces.

650
00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:33,859
And now Jade's going
with them to Venice?

651
00:29:33,884 --> 00:29:34,884
Mm-hmm.

652
00:29:34,909 --> 00:29:36,006
Fuck her.

653
00:29:37,023 --> 00:29:38,038
What's funny?

654
00:29:38,063 --> 00:29:41,344
You. You're funny
'cause you're drunk and ridiculous,

655
00:29:41,602 --> 00:29:43,202
and that's a nice change of pace.

656
00:29:43,227 --> 00:29:44,311
From what?

657
00:29:44,336 --> 00:29:46,175
Well, usually you're
the one taking care of me

658
00:29:46,189 --> 00:29:47,712
when I'm doing something stupid.

659
00:29:48,117 --> 00:29:49,921
- I do take care of you.
- Yes, you do.

660
00:29:49,946 --> 00:29:52,078
- I take care of everybody.
- Okay.

661
00:29:54,297 --> 00:29:56,389
Hey, don't feel bad in the
morning, okay?

662
00:29:56,414 --> 00:29:57,839
Why would I feel bad?

663
00:29:57,864 --> 00:30:00,094
'Cause you'll remember
how rude you were to Jade.

664
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,864
Don't worry, she'll forgive you.

665
00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:05,281
Mm, fuck you.

666
00:30:07,008 --> 00:30:08,360
And so will I.

667
00:30:10,196 --> 00:30:13,525
I am so happy you came.
You look amazing.

668
00:30:13,550 --> 00:30:15,291
It was very kind for you to invite me.

669
00:30:15,316 --> 00:30:17,051
I never go to places like this.

670
00:30:17,076 --> 00:30:19,202
Well, if you hadn't come,
I would've had to stay home,

671
00:30:19,227 --> 00:30:21,516
and where is the fun in that?

672
00:30:23,691 --> 00:30:26,272
It's a shame your
fella couldn't make it.

673
00:30:26,297 --> 00:30:29,546
Yeah, he said he had to work late,
but who knows?

674
00:30:29,571 --> 00:30:31,210
Married men who cheat

675
00:30:31,235 --> 00:30:32,700
also know how to lie.

676
00:30:34,352 --> 00:30:36,491
It must be frustrating.

677
00:30:36,699 --> 00:30:40,335
Never knowing if Rob is going
to stand you up for his wife.

678
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,527
It can be annoying,

679
00:30:42,552 --> 00:30:44,949
but it's a trade-off.

680
00:30:45,849 --> 00:30:47,603
So what do you get out of the deal?

681
00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:48,745
Freedom.

682
00:30:49,709 --> 00:30:51,220
See, I don't want to get married.

683
00:30:52,277 --> 00:30:54,026
So this is just a...

684
00:30:54,691 --> 00:30:56,197
casual fling?

685
00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:58,854
Yeah. Rob's wife will get him
back when I'm done with him,

686
00:30:58,879 --> 00:31:00,190
good as new.

687
00:31:00,215 --> 00:31:01,860
And if he keeps working late,

688
00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:04,036
it's going to be in a couple of weeks.

689
00:31:04,061 --> 00:31:05,285
Oh, good.

690
00:31:05,731 --> 00:31:07,066
For you.

691
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,563
I mean, good for you.

692
00:31:12,355 --> 00:31:14,057
Where is our waiter?

693
00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:16,831
So, April, why don't you
want to get married?

694
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:20,441
Because I want to have a career.

695
00:31:21,182 --> 00:31:22,779
Doing what?

696
00:31:24,738 --> 00:31:26,262
I want to be a singer.

697
00:31:27,043 --> 00:31:28,222
Really?

698
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,426
That's kind of why I
wanted to come here.

699
00:31:31,451 --> 00:31:33,941
They have girls that sing with
the combo on the weekends,

700
00:31:33,966 --> 00:31:35,940
so I'm gonna introduce
myself to the manager,

701
00:31:35,965 --> 00:31:40,936
and then I am going to audition for him.

702
00:31:40,961 --> 00:31:42,791
I had no idea you sang.

703
00:31:42,816 --> 00:31:45,120
I started in the church
choir back at home.

704
00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:47,330
Folks there think I'm pretty talented.

705
00:31:47,355 --> 00:31:49,441
I'm gonna be somebody someday.

706
00:31:50,621 --> 00:31:52,270
You just watch.

707
00:31:56,535 --> 00:31:58,137
I love music.

708
00:31:59,340 --> 00:32:01,074
I used to play the piano.

709
00:32:01,236 --> 00:32:02,236
No kidding.

710
00:32:02,261 --> 00:32:04,049
Yeah, I took lessons for years.

711
00:32:04,074 --> 00:32:05,409
Well, do you still play?

712
00:32:06,777 --> 00:32:10,437
The truth is, my husband
didn't care for my playing.

713
00:32:11,978 --> 00:32:14,472
I made the mistake of telling
him I wanted to give a recital,

714
00:32:14,497 --> 00:32:15,934
and he just laughed.

715
00:32:15,959 --> 00:32:18,788
He said I wasn't as
good as I thought I was.

716
00:32:19,796 --> 00:32:21,092
That sort of...

717
00:32:21,117 --> 00:32:23,234
took the wind out of my sail.

718
00:32:24,531 --> 00:32:26,039
Oh, honey.

719
00:32:28,375 --> 00:32:30,101
Your husband's dead.

720
00:32:30,671 --> 00:32:33,038
Don't you think it's time
you stopped listening to him?

721
00:32:37,171 --> 00:32:41,984
Can I just say I am very
happy to be here tonight?

722
00:32:51,882 --> 00:32:53,000
Taylor, what are you doing?

723
00:32:53,025 --> 00:32:55,462
You were right. I have to go find Jade.

724
00:32:55,937 --> 00:32:57,273
It's 4:00 in the morning.

725
00:32:57,298 --> 00:32:59,484
I was such a bitch,

726
00:32:59,509 --> 00:33:01,820
and now she's going to Venice,

727
00:33:01,845 --> 00:33:04,445
and it's all my fault,
and I have to fix this.

728
00:33:05,304 --> 00:33:06,782
All right, well,
you don't even know where she is.

729
00:33:06,806 --> 00:33:09,963
Yes, I do, okay?
I-I... She's at their hotel.

730
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:10,988
How do you know that?

731
00:33:11,013 --> 00:33:12,835
I put Find My Friends on her phone.

732
00:33:13,546 --> 00:33:15,602
- You're tracking her?
- I got to go.

733
00:33:17,024 --> 00:33:18,275
Oh, my God.

734
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:22,139
Hey, what the fuck has gotten into you?

735
00:33:22,164 --> 00:33:23,451
I can't lose her.

736
00:33:23,476 --> 00:33:25,803
Well, you can wait until she
gets home to talk to her.

737
00:33:25,828 --> 00:33:27,029
What if she doesn't come back?

738
00:33:27,054 --> 00:33:28,680
What if she's already
on a plane to Venice

739
00:33:28,704 --> 00:33:29,953
and I never see her again?

740
00:33:29,978 --> 00:33:31,609
You just said she's at the hotel.

741
00:33:32,429 --> 00:33:33,460
I need her.

742
00:33:33,485 --> 00:33:36,078
If she leaves,
this whole fucking thing falls apart.

743
00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:42,566
No...

744
00:33:42,591 --> 00:33:43,598
No.

745
00:33:44,052 --> 00:33:45,140
Stop the car.

746
00:33:47,312 --> 00:33:48,412
What does that mean?

747
00:33:48,437 --> 00:33:49,695
What whole thing falls apart?

748
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,569
Eli, get off.

749
00:33:51,594 --> 00:33:54,394
No, you're gonna get out and you're
gonna talk to me right now, Taylor.

750
00:33:56,529 --> 00:33:57,765
Really?

751
00:34:04,195 --> 00:34:06,179
Just talk to me, Taylor.

752
00:34:07,718 --> 00:34:08,872
What's going on?

753
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,352
Come on.

754
00:34:10,377 --> 00:34:13,641
I asked you before if you
were in love with her.

755
00:34:13,666 --> 00:34:15,028
I-I know, I know.

756
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:17,014
- You lied to me.
- Not exactly.

757
00:34:17,039 --> 00:34:18,926
Then what the hell are
we doing in the driveway?

758
00:34:19,531 --> 00:34:20,946
Eli, come on, please.

759
00:34:20,971 --> 00:34:22,498
This is, this is too hard!

760
00:34:22,523 --> 00:34:24,396
- What?
- I-I don't know.

761
00:34:24,421 --> 00:34:27,002
- What?
- My life, my l... My life is so hard!

762
00:34:27,601 --> 00:34:30,787
I-I... The hours I
work, the cases I take.

763
00:34:30,812 --> 00:34:33,648
And then I come home to this house.

764
00:34:34,078 --> 00:34:38,001
This big, fucking house
that we can't afford!

765
00:34:38,026 --> 00:34:39,294
And I have to pay for it

766
00:34:39,319 --> 00:34:42,206
because you haven't sold
a script in two years.

767
00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:46,867
But I can't bring that up
because then I'm a bitch.

768
00:34:47,781 --> 00:34:49,460
So I say nothing.

769
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:57,015
And Jade is the only thing
in my life that is easy.

770
00:34:57,722 --> 00:34:59,159
'Cause she doesn't take.

771
00:34:59,606 --> 00:35:01,289
She only gives.

772
00:35:04,058 --> 00:35:06,109
If she leaves,
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

773
00:35:08,566 --> 00:35:10,351
Why didn't you tell
me any of this before?

774
00:35:12,578 --> 00:35:13,687
Come on.

775
00:35:14,965 --> 00:35:16,757
I don't want to hurt you.

776
00:35:17,851 --> 00:35:19,554
Oh, well, great call.

777
00:35:20,796 --> 00:35:22,148
'Cause it hurts.

778
00:35:26,046 --> 00:35:27,451
So, I mean...

779
00:35:27,476 --> 00:35:28,773
Do you want me to go?

780
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:30,265
No.

781
00:35:30,290 --> 00:35:31,857
Eli, I love you.

782
00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:33,804
But you want her to stay.

783
00:35:38,233 --> 00:35:39,476
I mean...

784
00:35:41,179 --> 00:35:42,835
How does that even work?

785
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:46,164
I don't know.

786
00:35:48,289 --> 00:35:50,082
I don't. But it has to.

787
00:35:52,707 --> 00:35:54,988
Because otherwise,
it's just too hard to be married to me.

788
00:35:57,484 --> 00:35:59,207
No. Eli...

789
00:36:23,105 --> 00:36:24,541
I got fired.

790
00:36:24,566 --> 00:36:27,111
I'm not surprised.
What you did was childish.

791
00:36:27,136 --> 00:36:29,261
- He was grabbing you.
- He was holding my hand.

792
00:36:29,286 --> 00:36:31,043
- Why do you keep defending him?
- I'm not.

793
00:36:31,068 --> 00:36:33,541
He's lied to you, he's cheated on you

794
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:34,926
and he won't leave your home.

795
00:36:34,951 --> 00:36:36,866
The situation is complicated.

796
00:36:36,891 --> 00:36:39,666
Well, yeah, it must be,
because it makes no sense.

797
00:36:39,691 --> 00:36:42,002
- You should hate him.
- I know, I know, it's just...

798
00:36:42,027 --> 00:36:43,519
He's my husband.

799
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,793
He puts up with my
extravagance and my nonsense.

800
00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:54,363
He tells me I'm beautiful when I
need to hear it the most and...

801
00:36:55,222 --> 00:36:57,737
he makes me laugh in a
way that no one else can.

802
00:36:58,191 --> 00:36:59,441
Simone...

803
00:36:59,466 --> 00:37:01,237
One day, I will divorce Karl,

804
00:37:01,262 --> 00:37:02,980
but I will never hate him,

805
00:37:03,005 --> 00:37:05,144
because I can't.

806
00:37:09,090 --> 00:37:10,629
Where does that leave me?

807
00:37:11,207 --> 00:37:13,105
In the back of a van

808
00:37:14,488 --> 00:37:16,332
having a marvelous time.

809
00:37:17,866 --> 00:37:21,424
Yeah, well, van came with the job, so...

810
00:37:21,449 --> 00:37:22,675
Don't worry.

811
00:37:23,257 --> 00:37:24,629
We'll figure it out.

812
00:37:27,606 --> 00:37:28,786
Mrs. Grove.

813
00:37:29,144 --> 00:37:31,051
Mrs. Harte says
it's time for your number.

814
00:37:31,076 --> 00:37:32,465
Thank you.

815
00:37:38,629 --> 00:37:39,894
I have to go.

816
00:37:56,722 --> 00:37:58,066
Hi.

817
00:38:00,477 --> 00:38:01,801
Hey.

818
00:38:04,191 --> 00:38:07,390
Listen, about tonight, I'm so sorry.

819
00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:10,004
- You don't have to apologize.
- No, I do.

820
00:38:10,898 --> 00:38:12,519
I really do.

821
00:38:14,697 --> 00:38:16,230
Thank you.

822
00:38:20,504 --> 00:38:23,863
So, I decided to go to Venice
with Mischa and Willow.

823
00:38:25,741 --> 00:38:27,003
Oh.

824
00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:29,315
It's time.

825
00:38:30,910 --> 00:38:33,808
Being here with you and Eli, it's...

826
00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:37,051
... starting to feel like a home.

827
00:38:37,511 --> 00:38:39,472
I'm getting attached.

828
00:38:41,779 --> 00:38:43,926
Which always leads to me getting hurt.

829
00:38:45,324 --> 00:38:47,660
When it ends. So...

830
00:38:49,777 --> 00:38:51,543
I should go.

831
00:38:56,430 --> 00:38:57,972
What if it doesn't have to end?

832
00:38:59,191 --> 00:39:00,433
What if you stayed?

833
00:39:00,855 --> 00:39:02,246
What if this was your home?

834
00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:06,808
Here with us.

835
00:39:09,926 --> 00:39:11,392
What are you saying?

836
00:39:12,527 --> 00:39:13,863
Live with us.

837
00:39:22,309 --> 00:39:23,702
Be with us.

838
00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:26,199
Yeah.

839
00:39:27,496 --> 00:39:29,293
There's no reason to leave.

840
00:39:30,004 --> 00:39:31,730
You just got home.

841
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:45,662
Hi.

842
00:39:45,687 --> 00:39:47,307
Oh, you're still up.

843
00:39:47,332 --> 00:39:48,472
Of course.

844
00:39:50,136 --> 00:39:52,104
Did you get your work finished?

845
00:39:52,129 --> 00:39:53,160
Yep.

846
00:39:53,408 --> 00:39:56,707
I redid the whole project.
It took forever.

847
00:39:57,774 --> 00:40:00,285
I could fix you a snack if you like.

848
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:02,340
No. I'm...

849
00:40:02,365 --> 00:40:06,019
gonna make myself a martini,
take a shower and go to bed.

850
00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:07,574
All right.

851
00:40:14,677 --> 00:40:17,293
Would it bother you if I
played the piano for a bit?

852
00:40:19,121 --> 00:40:20,463
It's after midnight.

853
00:40:20,488 --> 00:40:21,926
I know. If you'd rather I didn't...

854
00:40:21,951 --> 00:40:24,597
Nah. Whatever you want.

855
00:41:29,609 --> 00:41:32,549
Honey, I need an olive for my martini.

856
00:41:33,729 --> 00:41:35,283
Check the fridge.

857
00:42:26,346 --> 00:42:27,994
I can't find the olives.

858
00:42:28,019 --> 00:42:29,494
- Top shelf.
- I checked.

859
00:42:29,519 --> 00:42:30,940
They weren't there.

860
00:42:32,370 --> 00:42:33,565
Check again.

861
00:42:34,138 --> 00:42:35,239
Honey!

862
00:42:36,697 --> 00:42:39,854
It's not really a martini

863
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,111
without an olive.

864
00:43:18,530 --> 00:43:19,530
Thanks.

865
00:43:20,304 --> 00:43:23,275
You know, it is so late.

866
00:43:24,278 --> 00:43:25,729
We should turn in.

867
00:44:16,559 --> 00:44:19,432
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