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1x4 "The Crystal Car"

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The door unlocked a few minutes ago.

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We'll miss you, Nancy!

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We know your restaurant
will be a big success.

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You've come a long way
in your pasta-making.

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Okay, so let's break down
the Straight-Up Italy car.

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I thought we agreed to call it
the Mediterranean Republic Car.

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There were at least two things
that happened in there

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that correspond
to what we did in Corginia.

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We helped someone... Nancy.

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And we fought someone,
the mean grandmother

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stealing coins
from the fountain.

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But there was no change
to my number!

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See, if you look at the logic
tree that I've drawn...

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Ooh, I like that you use circles
on your "I's" instead of dots.

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Wow!

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Anyway, my number...

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May I suggest you give yourself
more moments of repose

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in solving the mystery
of your number.

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Perhaps if you sleep on it,
the answer will come to you.

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I can crack this!

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I just have to go about it
using the Scientific Method.

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Interesting bit of
Tulip-trivia,

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I competed in
North-Middle Branch Area

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Middle School's
Scientific Odyssey Trials.

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My team even took home
the award for

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Best Hypothetically-Proven
Hypothesis.

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At the very least,
give One-One a break from it.

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Your logic trees have him
more skittish

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than a squirrel
at a Corgi sock hop.

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I deserved that.

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All right.

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I'll put the notebook away...
for now!

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Until later, my love.

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Oh, cool!

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Anyone see a door?

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Maybe it's like one of those
where we have to push a knot,

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like a secret passageway?

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Because my admittedly petite,

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but noble legs keep me
close to the ground,

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I have often found that
if there is not

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an answer in front of you,
one may come from above.

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Right again!

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If anyone's keeping track,

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I think I'm winning
at being right about things.

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I've been keeping track
and you are!

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Maybe we should try
building a ladder.

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Oh! Hi!

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Do you know how we can
get to the door up there?

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Ah, great!

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Would you mind telling us how?

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It can't speak,
just like Atticus.

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- Huh?
- Ugh, man.

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This is gonna take awhile.

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And then the steps that lead
to the door were stolen

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by a... giant spider...

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made of metal?

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Like my spindly friend
in Corginia.

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One-One, that thing
wasn't your friend.

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Goodness!
Was it my mum?

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It was trying to hurt us.

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The question stands.

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A new stairway can emerge

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but only if we put our paws
on this crystal.

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And...

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- Eat some air!
- Eating air makes me burpy.

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I don't think you can breathe.

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You never take my psychosomatic
conditions seriously.

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Do we have to sing?

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Hmm. Big heart?

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Very emotional perhaps
or important?

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My people have a song
about a folk-hero of ours...

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"The Ballad of Mustard
and Stink Tail!"

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It's got drama, pathos,
and a bit of bawdy humor.

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The crystal doesn't recognize
howling?

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But it's the ancient language
of my people!

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Ooh, ooh, me, now!
Me, now!

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Connection failed.

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Don't worry, guys!

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I know a super emotional
song to try.

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¶ High, low ¶

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¶ Wherever we go ¶

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¶ I just know that our souls
twine as one ¶

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But that song
is super emotional!

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It's from this movie
about a couple

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who fall in love on a zeppelin,

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and the guy dies
when the zeppelin blows up!

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Okay.
My world has a billion songs.

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I'll find one that works.

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Get ready, car, because I'm
about to blow your heart's mind!

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¶ I cleave thee ¶

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¶ To mine heart ¶

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¶ Girl, you know it's so true ¶

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¶ That I'm in love with you ¶

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¶ And even my pickup misses
your face ¶

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¶ I hope you choke ¶

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¶ On her perfect
cookie-cutter world ¶

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¶ I can see
our future children ¶

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¶ When I look into your eyes ¶

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I like the ones about
unrequited love the most.

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It's like, real, you know?

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Perhaps if we sleep on it,
the right song will come to you.

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You know, you suggest
we "sleep on things" a lot.

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- I am a dog.
- Oh, right.

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Well, maybe if we
just build a ladder.

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I'm sorry, but your weird
song thing isn't working.

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Now, are you guys gonna help me
build a ladder, or what?

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Ugh! No thumbs!

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Lot of help everyone
is in this car.

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Since I couldn't sing it,

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this provides the perfect
opportunity to tell you

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the "Ballad of Mustard
and Stink Tail."

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Once, a mighty Corgi emerged
from the Blue River.

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He towered at a gargantuan
2 1/2 feet tall.

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The shrewd Stink Tail
stole all the bully sticks,

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and when the pups awoke for
the Spring Festival of Plenty,

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not even a kibble
lay by the hearth.

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At a stalemate, Mustard
and Stink Tail began trading,

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shall I say,
some rather salty jibes.

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And from that day on,
when one saw Mustard the Shiny,

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they also saw Stink Tail...
best friends to the end.

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To the end of what?

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Well, their lives.

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- Nice.
- Guys, I'm done.

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Man, that story is really,
really long.

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Mustard's story cannot
be abridged.

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Grump all you want,
but this is gonna work.

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Yes!
No more emotional songs.

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Sorry, buddy, sometimes you've
just got to go logical.

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Oh, no.

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No, no, no, no!
It's locked!

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No! That makes no sense!

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I tried out every possible
emotional theme

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to find one that would work.

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Break-ups, celebrities singing
to draw attention

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to important social issues,

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even songs about
going after your dreams.

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Like my dream of getting
to Game Design Camp,

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which is probably over,
like, forever ago.

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I don't even know how time
works on this dumb train!

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My heart, me singing.

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Not your heart,
not you singing.

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I thought I was supposed
to find a song

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that made the crystal
feel something.

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It has to be a song
that's emotional for me?

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I've already liked a bunch
of the songs I've tried.

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How would I know which song
I really connect to most?

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I thought of "The Ballad of
Mustard and Stink Tail"

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immediately.

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So it could just be
the first song I think of?

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That's too arbitrary!

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Seems worth a try.

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Okay.

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But if this were
the Scientific Odyssey Trials,

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this would not win an award...

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not even for
"Best Last Ditch Effort."

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And, yes, that is a real thing.

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And, yes, I petitioned
to remove the category.

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And, no, they didn't.

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Fine! I'm singing!

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¶ La-la-la-la ¶

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What do I care about? Uh?

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Programming is cool and...

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I like my friends, and, um...

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onions, and...

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the first three bites
of pancakes, and...

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Oh, I like getting new textbooks
at the beginning of the year

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before I'm sick of school again,
and road trips, and...

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Huh. Road trips.

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What?! Oh!

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That's embarrassing,
let me pick a different one.

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That doesn't make sense!

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Doesn't seem to matter
if it makes sense.

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I can't believe
this is happening.

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It's the music of your heart.

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But it isn't emotional at all.

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It's just some song my family
used to sing on road trips.

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It's about dancing
or something.

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- Gross.
- Don't listen to him. Just sing.

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¶ Yo, pretty ladies,
around the world ¶

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¶ Got a weird thing
to show you ¶

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¶ So tell all the boys
and girls ¶

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¶ Tell your brother,
your sister ¶

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¶ And your mama, too ¶

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- Your heart is fun, Miss Tulip!
- ¶ 'Cause they're about to throw down ¶

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¶ And you'll know
just what to do ¶

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¶ Wave your hands in the air
like you don't care ¶

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¶ Glide by the people as
they stop to look and stare ¶

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¶ Do your dance,
do your dance ¶

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¶ Do your dance, quick, Mama ¶

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¶ Come on, baby, tell me
what's the word ¶

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¶ A-word up! ¶

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