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1x03 - The Corgi Car

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Still 109.

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It's been a week.
Why won't you change?!

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Are we stopping to talk
to our hands now?

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- Hello, hands!
- Wait, do I even have hands?

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Uh! That cat wasted time I could
have used getting off the train.

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We've gotta keep moving if we're
ever gonna find the conductor.

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From now on, we're not stopping
for anything!

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All right, One-One, time me!

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- Ready!
- Set!

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Hmm.

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- Ahem!
- Oh, yeah. Uh, go.

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Look at me!
I'm a musical genius!

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So many ducks.

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Can you help me
find my normal eyes?

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Sorry, no time!

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# So we mash #

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- Mash with us!
- Nope, no time!

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Huh?

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- Got the time?
- No time!

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You're telling me?
I'm dead!

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Huh?

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Look!
More weird, furry ducks.

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Help me find the exit,
One-One.

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Salutations, two-legged stranger
and loud-ball creature.

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Welcome to Corginia.

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I am Atticus,

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King and Uniter of the
Cardigans and the Pembrokes.

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I extend to you my greetings.

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Hi, I'm Tulip.
I like... books?

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Greetings, Tulip the Literate!

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- Let me show you my kingdom.
- Oh, no!

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It's okay, I'm actually in kind
of a rush to find the e...

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And so commences the official
tour-ginia of Corginia!

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Does he do that a lot?

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Oh, yes, every chance he gets.

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Nope, no, no, no, no!

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Down, down!
Go get it!

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Please excuse us.
We just get very excited

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when someone new comes
through the door.

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Food dispensers, belly-rub
machines, gift of speech?

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You guys are doing pretty well
for yourselves.

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Wow!

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This is my first time
being nauseous!

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Wow! How many dogs
are there in Corginia?

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We're 400 strong, and 399 cute.

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Just don't tell that
to Ugly Irwin.

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Ugh!

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Can I interest you
in a sunbeam to lie in?

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Uh, nah.
One-One and I really need to...

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Wait. One-One?

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The sun's gonna burn out one day.
Enjoy this while you can.

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No more sunbeams,
no more distracting,

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but admittedly-fun dog stuff.

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- It's exit time. Where is it?
- Across the great river

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and through the twisting
Woods of Mystery,

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you shall find
the unsolvable puzzle door.

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Water, woods, door.
Got it!

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Thanks, King-dog. Bye!

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It's Atticus, and I must
urge you to wait.

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One-One, time me.

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- Ready!
- Set!

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Yay! Shadow puppets.

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Look... I can make an eagle!

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- What is that thing?
- It is the monster.

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Quickly, Tulip... to the temple!

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I will admit,
there are some things

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I haven't told you about Corginia.

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Like why there's
a giant shadow monster?!

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Yes. Patience, young lady.

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Patience? I'll never get to
the conductor

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by just waiting around.

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Let's band together
and attack the monster!

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Impossible.
Ever since it appeared,

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the water has risen
and ruined our city.

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If we try to cross the harrowing

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two-foot depths,
we would surely drown.

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Everything is going paws-up
around here...

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if you'll excuse the language.

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Let me see if it's gone yet.

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One-One, be careful!
Agh!

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Looks like I'll have to start
writing his obituary.

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Awfully morbid little thing,
aren't you?

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- Yes.
- Agh!

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- Aah! What is it, One-One?
- It's gone!

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I'm excited... ahh!

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Let us be on our way.

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Didn't you want to go outside?

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- Yes.
- Outside?

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- No.
- Outside?

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- Well... Maybe.
- Outside? Come on!

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- Wanna go outside right now?!
- Well, well, no!

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- Do you wanna go outside?
- Yes, I wanna go outside.

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One week ago, that was the
Dog-partment of Water and Power.

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Now it's just the Dog-partment
of Water and Water.

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Wait, a week ago?

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That's how long it's been
since my number changed!

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Maybe that monster is related
to my number,

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and maybe if we stop it
and reach the exit door,

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he'll help me get off the train.

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- That's a lot of maybes.
- Maybes are maybe my favorite maybe.

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- Maybe.
- One-One, time us.

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- We're going in.
- Wait!

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You'll need my help
if you intend to leave.

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The exit is blocked
by the un-solvable puzzle door,

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and it's too dangerous
to rush in alone.

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Pfft.
How dangerous can it be?

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I've faced a bunch of weird
stuff on this train.

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Some were scary,
but others were dancey!

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Dancing is scary.

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I assure you,
the monster does not dance.

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Tulip, I don't usually beg

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unless it's for
a tasty-tasty treat,

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but it seems we have
overlapping problems.

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Will you take me with you
so that I may help save Corginia?

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Ugh! Fine.

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As long as you
don't slow me down.

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Excellent.
I must warn you, however,

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we Corgis are a proud people,
and we hate being picked up.

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Why would you need
to warn me about that?

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Stop! Ugh!
Please stop doing that!

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Stop wiggling for two seconds!

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Huh?

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Phew!
It's the door!

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Look out!
Aah!

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Wait...

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Aw! It's just a little spider,
building her little spider web.

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Ugh!

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We're grossed out, right,
Miss Tulip?

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We've destroyed the monster.

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I thought victory would
taste less musty. Hmm.

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I also thought the water level
would go down.

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Yeah...

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But maybe my number...

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Of course!
Yeah, of course!

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Nothing happened.

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No water, no number, no monster.

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Correlation isn't causation,
I know that!

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Oh! I want some answers
for the first clue

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I've gotten this whole time?

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- No! Not allowed!
- Miss Tulip?

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I could travel for years on this
ridiculous train

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and never escape.
Why is this thing on my hand?

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It's not fair.

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I'm going as fast as I can,
but I'm getting nowhere.

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Just because you can't figure
things out immediately

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doesn't mean
it won't happen eventually.

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Yeah, but it feels like
every time

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I find something logical
about this train, it's...

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thrown back at me,
and I'm stuck without answers.

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We can't always force progress, Tulip.

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After all, I didn't have
a solution

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to Corginia's problems
until you showed up.

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- You helped me, Tulip.
- Thanks, Atticus.

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Now, I'm not just laying
on my back for nothing.

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Okay.

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Wait. How could a
spider cause that problem

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with the water?

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The shadow came from
that weird orb, but...

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what's that weird orb for?

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Hmm?

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It's the real monster.

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Those orbs must have something
to do with the environment.

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- We should attack.
- We'll never make it.

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Maybe we can escape out
the unsolvable puzzle door.

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How do I unlock it?

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First, you put your paw
on the handle.

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- Okay.
- Then you turn it.

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All right...
That's how all doors open!

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My people have been working on
this technology for decades!

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Let's just talk to it.

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- No!
- Hello! Oh!

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Agh!

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- Atticus!
- Corginia!

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Atticus!

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- Agh!
- Return to your seat!

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Huh?

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Unh!

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You're awfully shooty today.

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Somebody needs to spend more
time in the monster dance car.

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Huh?

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Oh, you're okay.

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I'll just keep your obituary
on file then.

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- My number changed.
- Hooray!

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- Wait... is that good?
- I'm not sure.

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And I think that's okay for now.

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Corginia will never be safe with
that monster still at large.

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Since you're headed
in the same direction,

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I request to accompany you
on your journey

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so that I may hunt it down
and bring it to justice.

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Also, you give
stellar belly-rubs.

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It would be an honor

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to be joined by such royalty.

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Hooray! King Weird Furry
Duck is joining our team!

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- Wait, Miss Tulip?!
- Don't you want me to time you?

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Nah.

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- Uh? Aren't you coming?
- Yes!

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- Then, come on!
- No, ho-ho, no, no, no!

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Ugh! We're not doing this
for every door!

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- You wanna go outside?
- Yes! No! Well...

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- Good king!
- No... maybe!

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- You can do it!
- Yes, I want to go outside.

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