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1x02 - The Beach Car

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46 down.
7 letters...

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One-One, how long
have you been doing this?

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I've been helping
since the start!

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I think it's
a pretty powerful message.

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Aw.

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One-One, right now
I gotta take care of this.

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So you stay here,
and no more writing, okay?

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Aye-aye, Captain!
Ooofff!

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O-kay.
That's not weird.

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They look so peaceful.

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Shh.
6-inch voice.

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Did you say 60-inch voice?!

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- Spells!
- Spells!

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No angry wizards!

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- The door should be inside of...
- There's the gutter.

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- Aah! Ooh!
- This is where I belong.

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Huh?

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Aah! Aah! Whoa!

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I almost found
my mum that time.

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And you got the 11th-highest
score in pinball!

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Don't wanna be
in the top-10, though.

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Too much pressure.

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Uh! This isn't
a game to me, One-One.

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- We can still have fun.
- Not when you have things to do.

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You work first so you get
to enjoy the fun later.

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I help my dad fix the go-karts,

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I get to drive them
before he resells them.

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Work first.

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Okay, sometimes there was
pizza during the work.

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And hose fights. But all of that
was still under the work umbrella.

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Aah!
It was 115 before!

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Oh, no, no, no, no.
Did I do something wrong?

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Did I lose a point?
Am I being timed?

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I've seen
that happen before.

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- When it reaches zero, you're a gon...
- You're gone forever!

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- I was talking.
- That's it?

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Nobody told me this number
was gonna change.

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Nobody said anything!

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Now I'm gonna die
on this stupid train

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'cause there isn't
a stupid rule book!

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You rule in my book,
Ms. Tulip.

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Ugh!
I don't have time for this!

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That's right.
Step right up.

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There we go.

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Say...
I didn't catch your name.

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- Randall.
- That's a strong name.

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A strong name for a strong man.

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An effluent man such as yourself

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can turn his pile of junk
into donuts

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with this truly miraculous
product... the Donut-Holer!

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That kinda just looks like a pipe.

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I'll demonstrate.

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Presto!
Donut!

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This hat?
Bon appetít!

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Donut.
Am I going too fast for you?

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I get to be in charge
of selling these Donut-Holers?

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I can start my own business?!

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Yes! Why, you could have
a whole sales team

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selling these Donut-Holers...

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with pioneers like us
right at the top!

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Yeah, like a pyramid scheme!

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Don't think of it so much
as a pyramid scheme

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as a pyramid team.

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You don't even know
the best part.

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This is the only Donut-Holer

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certified by my close, personal...

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- acquaintance, the Conductor.
- Conductor?!

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H-Hey!

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I'm supposed to be going
to Oshkosh.

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It's this place in Wisconsin.

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And, also, my name is Tulip.
I should've said that earlier.

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But there's a game-design camp,

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and my parents signed a contract,

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and I ended up on this stupid train,
and I don't want any of this!

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My goodness, kitten!
One step at a time.

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This number keeps going down,

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and if it reaches zero, I'm done for.

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I just want to find
a way off this train,

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and you said
you know the Conductor.

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You have to help me before I die.

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Tell me, kitten,
what makes you think

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the digits below your digits
are counting down to your death?

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Uh... One-One told me?

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Mum check!
Hmm. Much too furry.

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Or not furry enough.

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Mother check?
C'est intéressant.

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Yeah, he's looking for his mom.

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- But... my number...
- We'll get there. Patience.

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Excuse me, white ball.
Is this donut hat your mother?

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- Mmmm... yes?
- Mm. And, tell me,

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if I put this donut hat
on my head, will I die?

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Sure. Why not?

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Charming fellow, but not
the most reliable, is he?

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Wha... One-One!

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You made me think
I was gonna die!

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It would be surprising
if you never died.

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Ugh.

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I'm sure the Conductor

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would be just
as sympathetic to your plight.

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I'd rush off to see him
right now, but, unfortunately,

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my personal shuttlecraft
has been grounded.

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You have a shuttlecraft?

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I'd fix her myself,
but... you know...

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- no thumbs.
- I have thumbs.

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I don't know anything
about shuttlecrafts,

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but I fixed some stuff
with my dad.

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There's still the issue of...

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- my payment.
- Payment?

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Even with my craft,
it will take a week,

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maybe two,
to get to the Conductor.

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That's a lot of sales
I'm missing out on.

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I have... $12.42.

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But one of the pennies is Canadian.

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Money doesn't have
much value to me.

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I've always been more interested
in the peculiar and unique.

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You know, I could take
the little white ball off your hands.

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In exchange, I will speak
to the Conductor

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about getting you to...
Where was it again?

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"Wis-con-sohn"?

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One-One? You want to take
One-One with you?

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Ms. Tulip,
we made so many donuts!

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- D'oh!
- Do you really need him,

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or do you want
to get off this train?

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Deal.

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What kind of your own boss
do you want to be?

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I don't think
I like that word "boss."

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I want to feel like we're
all on the same team.

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Team Randall!

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Ms. Tulip,
how tall are you?

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- Oh, I'm about...
- What is your hair?

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How am
I supposed to answer that?

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Is your name Tulip
because you have a bulbous head?

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What? No.
It was when I was born.

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There were complications.

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Oh, no!
Did you make it out alive?

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Uh, yeah.
It was some kind of breathing issue.

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But I bounced back like a
"perennial flower" or something.

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At least that's
what my mom told me.

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So you could have been named
after any perennial plant?

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Like horseradish?

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No! I don't know.
I didn't name me.

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- Look, Ms. Tulip. It's you.
- That's a daisy.

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I may not know
what anything does,

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but there is a gear thing here
that isn't in there.

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Do you know where we can get
a replacement?

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Oh! I know, I know!

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Welcome to the Market!
Soak up your troubles!

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Metal squid attack got you down?
Shop your cares away!

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Put a little wiggle
in your step!

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- Ooh!
- Ah!

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, very cute.

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- I think she's cute, too.
- Ugh.

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How... How much
for that gear over there?

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Ah, expensive taste.
Hold the sponge!

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Now, that's
a handsome-looking flower.

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You mean my personal,
heartfelt gift

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that I picked out for
my personal, heartfelt friend?

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- Ah, sounds valuable!
- Oh. I mean, it's not really for sale.

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Too late. Now that I've seen it,
it's the only thing I want.

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Oh, the price we pay
for the things we desire most...

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Ugh! Fine!
Just take it!

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My mechanical heart
breaks again.

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I hope the warranty's still good.

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Shall we?

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Well, One-One...
this is goodbye.

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A new adventure!
Where shall we meet again?

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We... shall'nt meet again.
I'm leaving the train.

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I can't take you with me,

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but you'll be with the Cat now,
and she seems nice.

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- Oh.
- If it helps you

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on your journey, I understand.

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Sit tight, and I'll have the
Conductor sort out this whole mess.

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Goodbye forever, Ms. Tulip!

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Uggghhh!

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How would you like to try
an exciting...

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- Not now!
- Okey-dokey.

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No need to lose enthusiasm.

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Just need
a different marketing audience.

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Oh, wait a second!

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I've got vision, my good man,
and that vision needs a team.

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Well, I've never been
a part of a team.

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Oh, it sounds easy and profitable.

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When I started Team Randall
38 minutes ago,

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the mission statement was
"always be there for each other."

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- It's more complicated than that.
- Is it?

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Oh! Great job asking
the hard questions, Randall.

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Oh, thanks, Randall.

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You may not always bring in
the sales numbers I want,

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but you've got heart, and
I feel like you care about me.

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I didn't not care!

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The cat was gonna help
One-One, too!

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Probably.
I don't know.

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I guess I don't really know

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anything about the Cat.
I just...

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wanted to get off the train.

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Listen up, Randalls.
If you can get me to the Cat,

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- I'll take your Donut-Holer thing.
- Hot dog!

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Hop in my body. It's not
as weird as it sounds!

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Turn here real quick!

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Cool! Gum!

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Aah! Oof!

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I changed my mind!
I want One-One back!

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Sorry, kitten.
We had a deal!

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- Ms. Tulip!
- One-One, I shouldn't have...

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One-One!

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Uh!

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Aah!

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Uhh! Up and over!

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Aaahhh! Ooh!

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Oh, yeah!

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One-One!

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Can you slip in the cracks?

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"Slip In The Cracks"
is my middle name...

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Randall Slip In The Cracks
Randall.

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Wow!

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You know, you really are
a smart cookie.

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Aah!

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- Aaaahhh!
- Good going.

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Ms. Tulip!

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You just made a big mistake!

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Good luck
getting off this train now.

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- And I have a deal for you!
- Aah!

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Say, there,
you look like a smart gal.

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This Donut-Holer is...

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I'm so sorry
I gave you to the cat.

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I was just scared I would
never get off the train,

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and you made me think
I was gonna die,

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and that doesn't make it okay.

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But you care,
and you're a good friend,

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and I appreciate that,
and that makes me care,

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and I just...
and I-I just...

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- I'm sorry.
- It's okay, Ms. Tulip.

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I knew you'd bounce back.

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Just like when
your parents hatched you.

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