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What are you gonna do when
I'm at game design camp?

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Die of boredom probably?

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Ugh. Yes!

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Way to abandon me
in my time of need.

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Sorry, Mikayla,
but Oshkosh calls.

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I'm the coding hero
Wisconsin needs.

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I don't think
they want their coding hero

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to stink up the whole state
with her onion breath.

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Hey!
It's not my fault

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- I have a sophisticated palette.
- You have a gross palette.

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I think I'm gonna work on my
game some more before I leave.

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I wanna code those other nerds
into the ground.

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I thought your game was cool
when I played it.

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And you know how I feel
about video games.

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- You hate them.
- I hate them.

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But I like yours.

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So... when your dad
picks you up for visits,

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does he come in
and talk to your mom?

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Uh, yeah, sometimes.

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I guess it's weird
to see your parents

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- talking to each other now.
- What do you mean weird?

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Well, 'cause, you know...

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they're not married anymore,
and everything is different.

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It's fine. Lots of people's
parents are divorced.

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Y'know...
I better hurry home and pack.

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- I-I-I'll see you on Monday.
- Oh, okay. Bye!

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Text me when you're at camp!
You'll do great!

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Tulip?

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Tulip, it's your dad.
We need to talk to ya.

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Nahhh, she went upstairs.

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I don't know, Andy,
what do you wanna do?

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Okay, game, you're supposed
to be working but watch,

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I'll press play
and you're just gonna die.

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See, that's not right!

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Look at you!
You're moving around now!

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Don't ever change.

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Thanks, "Coding is Cool" guy!

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"Why, thank you, Tulip.

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For with your purchase
of my book,

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I can finally afford
to have this ferret

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removed from my face."

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Tulip!
Can you come down here, please?

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Yeah?

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Tulip, I'm so sorry, but your
dad can't take you to camp.

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What?!
What do you mean?! You... ugh.

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You said if I brought my grade
up in English I could go!

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You... You... You and Dad signed
a contract and everything.

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I-I know, Bud.
But your dad mixed up the dates

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and planned a work trip
out of town.

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Okay, well, then why
don't you take me?!

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I have a 12-hour shift
at the hospital tonight

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and then another shift on Sunday.

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I thought you'd be gone
the whole time.

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- What, so you're both too busy
to be my parents? - Hey!

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You guys are the ones
whose divorce

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keeps messing
everything up, not me!

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- This isn't fair!
- No, it isn't fair!

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But it was an accident.

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And your dad and I are still
trying to figure this out.

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I know, we're not very good
at it yet.

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Good at what?
Good at being divorced?

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Tulip, I just mean scheduling.

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What schedule?!
It's two of you and one kid!

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It's not that hard!

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Ngh.
Fine. Whatever.

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- I can't go.
- Tulip, wait!

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- Let's talk about this!
- No! I'm going back to my game.

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1x01 - The Grid Car

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300 miles is not "a quick hop."

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Oh!
Well, that's lucky.

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What the... Ugh.

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Did I just
hallucinate a train station?

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Well, that's... boring.

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"Tulip, we missed you
at game design camp!"

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"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't quite
make it because I decided to fall

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asleep in a field and dream about
outdated modes of transportation!"

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- Are you my mum?
- W-What?! What? Am I what?

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- Are you my mum?
- Nooo!

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So you've come to bring
me the sweet release of death?

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Also no?
Are you a toy?

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You have really good speech
recognition.

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I'm looking for my mother.

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I don't know what she looks
like, though.

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She might be large...

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Or small,
like a nurturing bagel.

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Are you looking for
your bagel mother, too?

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No. Definitely not.

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Not my dad, either.

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Weird toy.

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So what are you looking for?

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I'm not looking for anything.

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- I'm going to Oshkosh.
- Is that your home?

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It's where game design camp is.

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- So you're going alone?
- Yes.

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Without your parents?

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I don't need them to get there!

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Now go back to being a snowman
or a... whatever you are!

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Oh, my gosh.
What am I?

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Uuuuuugghhh... oooooh?

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North St. Paul kids
probably built this.

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That door
is impossible to open.

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The only way out
is through hypothermia.

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Pfffft.

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This... is the train?

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I'm on a big train!
Like a...

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Like a really weird big train?!

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You can reach doorknobs?!

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How does this door work?
A-A-Are you like a real robot?

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Are there other people on here?

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- Is this what trains are like?
- Yes!

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- Yes to what? Which?
- I 'unno.

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Wait.
What's in the next train car?

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It'll probably
be disappointing...

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Wooooooww!

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Oh... hmm.

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- Well...
- Called it.

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I wonder what this room's for.

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Whoa-hoah!
Back to being impressed!

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Hop! Hip! Hoop! Hoop!

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Hop, hop, hipe, hoop, hop.

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Are you building a coffin?

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I-It's a character from my game.

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I call it "Good Guys
Poppin' Bad Guys."

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It's the best game I've ever made.

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How many games
have you made?

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- One.
- You're joking.

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That's kind of a weird thing
to joke about.

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That's my name!

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- I'm One!
- One...

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And that's kind of
a weird name to have.

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Unlike my name, which is Tulip
and is perfectly normal.

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Oh, you know
I'm getting up there!

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Ha-ha!

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Aah!
W-What's this?!

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One-One?

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Do you know
what Wisconsin looks like?

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All right, hold on.
Lemme think.

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I wanna say it looks like...

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- this?
- No. This is not Wisconsin.

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Okay.

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Wahhhh!

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Ahhhh!
What happened to that guy?!

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You're in kind of
a bad place right now.

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I'm not... Oh!

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I don't want to be
on this train anymore!

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Wait!
Are you my mum?

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I forgot what you said last time.

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Huh?

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- What are you singing?!
- It's a wacky

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getting-chased song.
I made it up.

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Ahh!

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No, no, no, no!

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Ahhhh!

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I can help, Ms. Tulip.

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Ahh!
You can do that?

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- Ahhhh!
- Ahh!

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Gimme a wall!

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Alright, Good Guy,
pop that bad guy!

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Uhhhhh, Bad Guy's turn!

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One-One, how's that wall?!

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Well, it's more
of a house instead of a wall.

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Do you want me to start over?

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- I'll just start over.
- No!

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Don't start over!

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I forgot to make a roof.

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Is that weird
for a house... no roof?

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This place has some stuff
that's okay about it,

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and some stuff
that could be better.

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There has to be a way off
this train that won't kill me.

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Okay, everything has rules.

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E-E-Even crazy things
have their own logic.

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It's a train, right?

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Trains have conductors.

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One-One, is there a conductor?

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Please tell me you know
the answer.

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Conductor? Hmm...

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I think we have one of those.

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But he would most
likely be at the engine.

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I'm getting off this train.

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