1 00:00:01,532 --> 00:00:04,349 - I had him. - So let's make him suffer. 2 00:00:05,796 --> 00:00:07,476 - _ - Please keep your seatbelts fastened. 3 00:00:07,479 --> 00:00:09,232 We're running into some minor turbulence. 4 00:00:09,235 --> 00:00:10,534 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 5 00:00:10,536 --> 00:00:12,236 Vampire coming up. 6 00:00:13,539 --> 00:00:14,941 Where is she? 7 00:00:14,944 --> 00:00:16,402 I haven't seen her. 8 00:00:16,405 --> 00:00:18,363 I'm gonna break out of these, 9 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:21,210 - and then I'm gonna kill you. - Aah! 10 00:00:21,213 --> 00:00:23,998 This is between me and you! Not him! 11 00:00:26,885 --> 00:00:28,161 What do you do now? 12 00:00:28,164 --> 00:00:29,669 Whatever the hell I want. 13 00:00:29,672 --> 00:00:31,322 Can I come? 14 00:01:08,695 --> 00:01:13,794 _ 15 00:01:14,095 --> 00:01:20,706 _ 16 00:01:27,613 --> 00:01:32,151 _ 17 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:37,784 _ 18 00:01:39,087 --> 00:01:40,472 _ 19 00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:45,639 _ 20 00:01:53,669 --> 00:01:56,899 _ 21 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,754 _ 22 00:02:06,753 --> 00:02:09,191 _ 23 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:11,413 Need to get to the Lost Apostle. 24 00:02:11,415 --> 00:02:15,492 Driver's license and c-c-credit card, please. 25 00:02:15,494 --> 00:02:18,387 The Lost Ap-postle, eh? Amazing place. 26 00:02:19,766 --> 00:02:22,758 Th-Th-This'll just take a jiff. 27 00:02:26,356 --> 00:02:28,713 Came up with the Bionic Ear here, you know? 28 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:29,837 What? 29 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,808 Uh, the, uh, uh, Bionic Ear. 30 00:02:32,811 --> 00:02:35,887 This is where they invented it... in Melbourne. 31 00:02:35,889 --> 00:02:38,607 Bit of trivia. Free of charge. 32 00:02:38,609 --> 00:02:39,891 Ha. 33 00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:43,538 _ 34 00:02:43,541 --> 00:02:45,540 _ 35 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:54,406 Problem? 36 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,408 S-S-S-S-Sorry, sir. 37 00:02:56,411 --> 00:03:00,388 It, uh, seems we don't have, uh, any cars available. 38 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:02,765 What about those? 39 00:03:04,468 --> 00:03:06,376 Well, uh... 40 00:03:06,378 --> 00:03:10,472 th-th-they're reserved for M-M-M-M-M-M-Moth... 41 00:03:10,474 --> 00:03:12,340 Mother's Day. 42 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:21,409 Whatever it says there on that screen of yours about me... 43 00:03:21,411 --> 00:03:25,896 wanted murderer, armed and dangerous... it's a lie. 44 00:03:25,898 --> 00:03:27,773 I'm not armed, 45 00:03:27,775 --> 00:03:30,734 but I do have the power to make people do as I say. 46 00:03:30,736 --> 00:03:34,588 Laugh. Cry. Kill. 47 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,590 Anything. 48 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:41,429 One time, in Texas, I made a cop mace his own balls. 49 00:03:41,431 --> 00:03:46,458 But I don't want to do that here... Jaxon. 50 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:49,270 See, people been gettin' hurt. 51 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:51,796 I gotta cut back on usin' it. 52 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:55,805 Problem is, if I don't get to where I need to go, 53 00:03:55,808 --> 00:04:00,664 pretty sure the whole world is gonna end, 54 00:04:00,666 --> 00:04:02,257 and everyone's gonna die. 55 00:04:02,259 --> 00:04:05,686 So I'll leave that with you. 56 00:04:05,688 --> 00:04:08,380 I'm askin' you to rent me, 57 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:13,218 of your own free will, a rental car. 58 00:04:26,117 --> 00:04:28,900 Thank you. 59 00:04:34,125 --> 00:04:36,959 Jaxon... 60 00:04:36,961 --> 00:04:39,536 ...you don't stutter. 61 00:04:42,392 --> 00:04:43,915 Thank you. 62 00:05:50,609 --> 00:05:52,126 And in other news, 63 00:05:52,128 --> 00:05:54,152 authorities continue an international manhunt 64 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,297 for the preacher behind the pervert rampage. 65 00:05:56,299 --> 00:05:58,466 There's still no word on the whereabouts 66 00:05:58,468 --> 00:06:00,825 of the missing New Zealand Deputy Prime Minister. 67 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:02,118 Sources say... 68 00:07:12,162 --> 00:07:13,206 _ 69 00:07:13,209 --> 00:07:15,376 Eugene. 70 00:07:20,170 --> 00:07:21,614 _ 71 00:07:38,852 --> 00:07:42,885 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 72 00:08:30,194 --> 00:08:32,786 Eugene can take care of himself. 73 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:37,750 If The Saint wanted him dead, he'd be dead, right? 74 00:08:39,036 --> 00:08:41,036 Right. 75 00:09:20,077 --> 00:09:21,576 Eugene. 76 00:09:41,932 --> 00:09:46,268 ? I suppose ? 77 00:09:46,270 --> 00:09:50,939 ? She'll come my way ? 78 00:09:50,941 --> 00:09:55,277 ? I want her to love me ? 79 00:09:55,279 --> 00:09:58,780 ? Until her dying day ? 80 00:09:58,782 --> 00:10:00,648 ? I want her to ? 81 00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:03,067 ? Love me ? 82 00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,953 ? I want her to ? 83 00:10:04,955 --> 00:10:06,863 ? Love me ? 84 00:10:06,865 --> 00:10:09,240 ...The bloody ponce was turning 'em into vampires 85 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:10,278 and just killin'. 86 00:10:10,281 --> 00:10:12,128 Also, he could turn himself into a cat, 87 00:10:12,131 --> 00:10:14,796 flittin' about in the sky like some kind of sexy pirate. 88 00:10:14,798 --> 00:10:16,798 Dick. What'd ya do? 89 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:19,751 I turned the rest of his followers, then they ate him. 90 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,087 - Nice. - Uh-huh. 91 00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,473 I mean, Christ, it doesn't compare 92 00:10:24,475 --> 00:10:26,847 to fightin' all the Nazis on a bus ride to Hell, but... 93 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:27,926 Eh... 94 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,552 ...kept me fit. 95 00:10:29,554 --> 00:10:32,555 Mm. Right there. 96 00:10:32,557 --> 00:10:34,682 What happened to your hair? 97 00:10:34,684 --> 00:10:36,768 Hurtful. Hurtful. 98 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,603 It's good to see ya. 99 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,330 And you, Cass. 100 00:10:40,332 --> 00:10:41,990 Sláinte mhath. 101 00:10:41,992 --> 00:10:43,566 Yeah, that. 102 00:10:43,568 --> 00:10:45,210 ? I feel like... ? 103 00:10:47,072 --> 00:10:48,330 Effendi. 104 00:10:48,332 --> 00:10:51,333 Oh, yeah. Need a shit, shower, shave. 105 00:10:51,335 --> 00:10:53,451 Oh, a-and a phone. 106 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,170 In back room. 107 00:10:55,172 --> 00:10:57,413 Gotta call a, uh, certain lady. 108 00:10:57,415 --> 00:10:58,840 - Oh. - Hmm. 109 00:10:58,842 --> 00:11:00,583 ? I feel like... ? 110 00:11:11,188 --> 00:11:13,930 Jesus Christ, huh? 111 00:11:13,932 --> 00:11:15,431 I know, right? 112 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:18,235 Guy's a bloody handsome devil. 113 00:11:18,237 --> 00:11:19,602 I guess. 114 00:11:22,866 --> 00:11:24,774 So, speakin' of handsome devils... 115 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:32,624 Did you tell him we slept together? 116 00:11:32,626 --> 00:11:34,826 Did you tell him we had sex? 117 00:11:38,882 --> 00:11:40,882 I'm not mad. Just tell me. 118 00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:42,458 Did you? 119 00:11:45,589 --> 00:11:46,772 Yeah. 120 00:11:48,725 --> 00:11:50,400 - Nissa, look. - What? 121 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,062 Bad news. 122 00:11:54,064 --> 00:11:57,065 The search continues for the man who police say 123 00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,684 brutally murdered a group of innocent sex tourists 124 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,069 here in the Middle East. 125 00:12:01,071 --> 00:12:03,479 The manhunt grows as the Holy Man 126 00:12:03,481 --> 00:12:06,074 turned pervert-hating killing machine 127 00:12:06,076 --> 00:12:09,076 was reportedly last spotted in Australia. 128 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,247 Room service. 129 00:12:15,419 --> 00:12:17,135 Good morning, Jesus. 130 00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:28,522 Your breakfast is here. 131 00:12:33,437 --> 00:12:35,053 Oh! 132 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,864 Oh, Jesus. 133 00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:40,683 Due to my negligence, Tulip O'Hare and Cassidy 134 00:12:40,685 --> 00:12:45,947 have escaped Masada, as has our political prisoner. 135 00:12:48,193 --> 00:12:50,285 I've also failed in my duty to track down and locate 136 00:12:50,287 --> 00:12:51,819 the Holy Child. 137 00:12:51,821 --> 00:12:53,955 For these reasons... 138 00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:58,552 ...I'm ready to die. 139 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,464 I'm ready, too. 140 00:13:07,471 --> 00:13:09,304 Mm? 141 00:13:09,306 --> 00:13:11,089 Gone? Where? 142 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:14,384 Did you check the leper lab or the pediatric-cancer wing? 143 00:13:14,386 --> 00:13:16,478 He loves those sorts of... 144 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,780 Hmm. Mm-hmm. 145 00:13:20,317 --> 00:13:22,242 Proceed. 146 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,120 Hmm. 147 00:13:26,657 --> 00:13:27,864 Mm. 148 00:13:27,866 --> 00:13:29,232 You have no authority. 149 00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:30,733 Don't you dare. 150 00:13:30,735 --> 00:13:32,661 Or what? You'll get your brains on me? 151 00:13:32,663 --> 00:13:34,630 Or I'll get your brains on you. 152 00:13:34,632 --> 00:13:36,493 I'll take my chances. 153 00:13:36,496 --> 00:13:38,282 Idiot. 154 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,034 Problem, sir? 155 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,120 They can't find Jesus. 156 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,038 Sir, please, I think I've earned the right 157 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,082 to be executed by you and you alone. 158 00:13:47,877 --> 00:13:51,346 Uh, how can I get anything done when the phone won't stop? 159 00:13:51,348 --> 00:13:53,515 You've earned the right to drop dead 160 00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:55,350 and get rolled into a tarp, Flufferman. 161 00:13:55,352 --> 00:13:57,260 That's what you've earned. 162 00:13:59,189 --> 00:14:01,556 What?! How dare he? 163 00:14:09,199 --> 00:14:12,317 Where the hell is Hitler? 164 00:14:22,287 --> 00:14:25,046 So close, mein Frau. 165 00:14:25,048 --> 00:14:26,265 So close. 166 00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:28,333 - Ah, Herr Starr. What an... - Aah! 167 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,018 Ugh! 168 00:14:31,722 --> 00:14:35,263 Do you know what's at stake, what I've been promised? 169 00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:37,525 The apocalypse is going to happen, 170 00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:42,305 and no teeny, tiny tin-pot is going to get in my way! 171 00:14:45,569 --> 00:14:49,621 While I'm here, the Messiah. 172 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:53,408 Now that you've laid eyes on him, 173 00:14:53,410 --> 00:14:55,910 how did he seem to you? 174 00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:01,365 Fantastisch, mein Allfather. 175 00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,659 Congratulations. 176 00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:07,806 F-Finally, a Messiah we can believe in. 177 00:15:12,596 --> 00:15:13,979 Hmm. 178 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,595 _ 179 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,968 _ 180 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:38,586 _ 181 00:15:38,832 --> 00:15:41,080 _ 182 00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:44,459 'Cause he knows if he doesn't, I'll hurt you. 183 00:15:57,066 --> 00:15:59,257 Move it out! 184 00:15:59,878 --> 00:16:04,676 _ 185 00:16:15,084 --> 00:16:19,277 Coming in now. 186 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,174 Quiet. 187 00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:26,784 Listen up. 188 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,261 Let's go. 189 00:16:36,254 --> 00:16:38,588 Hunted down like a dog over an orgy murder. 190 00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:41,015 I mean, this is why we need to stick together, isn't it? 191 00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:42,425 Mm. 192 00:16:42,427 --> 00:16:44,853 You know, it's all my fault. 193 00:16:44,855 --> 00:16:46,429 It's not Jesse. 194 00:16:46,431 --> 00:16:48,162 He turned up like a good friend should. 195 00:16:48,165 --> 00:16:49,554 ? And I been thinkin' ? 196 00:16:49,557 --> 00:16:53,119 He said, "Look, I know we've had our differences, 197 00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:55,646 you and I, but that doesn't matter right now 198 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,683 on account of you getting repeatedly foreskinned 199 00:16:57,686 --> 00:16:59,816 by a meat-handed Italian man. 200 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,474 Christ, he was there to stop it. He'd come to help. 201 00:17:02,477 --> 00:17:03,974 And do you know what I said to that? 202 00:17:03,977 --> 00:17:07,657 Do you know what my stupid, selfish response was? 203 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,196 - "I'd rather be circumcised." - That's right. 204 00:17:10,199 --> 00:17:12,455 Which means I got a lot of work to do to make it up to him now. 205 00:17:12,457 --> 00:17:14,457 So maybe goin' down to Australia to rescue him 206 00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:17,310 from whatever godforsaken mess he's got himself into 207 00:17:17,312 --> 00:17:20,963 seems like a pretty good start, doesn't it, you know? 208 00:17:20,965 --> 00:17:24,383 All right, so go on. Let's hit the road. 209 00:17:24,385 --> 00:17:26,953 ? One more drink ? 210 00:17:26,956 --> 00:17:29,262 - Go and get our boy. - No, thank you. 211 00:17:34,465 --> 00:17:36,174 What'd you mean by that? 212 00:17:36,176 --> 00:17:37,851 It means I ain't goin'. 213 00:17:37,853 --> 00:17:40,011 You don't really mean that. 214 00:17:45,619 --> 00:17:48,603 Gotta fix the car. 215 00:17:48,605 --> 00:17:51,772 Dust in the carburetor. 216 00:17:51,774 --> 00:17:53,816 Then we're takin' off. 217 00:17:53,818 --> 00:17:56,819 Tak... takin' off w-with Jesus Christ? 218 00:17:56,821 --> 00:17:58,779 Mm-hmm. 219 00:17:58,781 --> 00:18:01,115 He wants to see Las Vegas. 220 00:18:01,117 --> 00:18:03,635 I think he's... 221 00:18:06,473 --> 00:18:08,132 I don't know what to think. 222 00:18:08,135 --> 00:18:09,624 All right, but you can't just leave. 223 00:18:09,626 --> 00:18:10,809 Shouldn't we stick together? 224 00:18:10,811 --> 00:18:12,719 Come with. 225 00:18:12,721 --> 00:18:16,222 Out on the road with a lonely, handsome Jesus? 226 00:18:16,224 --> 00:18:17,816 Could be fun. 227 00:18:17,818 --> 00:18:19,467 Think about it. 228 00:18:21,488 --> 00:18:23,488 I don't want to. 229 00:18:49,257 --> 00:18:51,591 Let's go! 230 00:18:53,556 --> 00:18:56,061 _ 231 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,315 _ 232 00:19:50,318 --> 00:19:52,244 Nice car. 233 00:19:54,272 --> 00:19:56,772 '72 Chevelle SS. 234 00:19:56,774 --> 00:19:59,567 Crate 350 with a cowl-induction hood 235 00:19:59,569 --> 00:20:02,254 and 4-11 gears. 236 00:20:02,256 --> 00:20:04,947 Flowmaster and TA tires. 237 00:20:04,949 --> 00:20:06,508 And all mine. 238 00:20:08,095 --> 00:20:10,119 Yeah. 239 00:20:10,122 --> 00:20:12,598 You sure about this? 240 00:20:14,292 --> 00:20:15,934 Takin' off? 241 00:20:15,936 --> 00:20:17,510 Of course. 242 00:20:17,512 --> 00:20:19,378 Don't you got stuff to do, 243 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:24,300 like walkin' on water, turnin' it into wine? 244 00:20:24,302 --> 00:20:25,968 I don't know. 245 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:31,162 Oh, most of that's pretty much just metaphor. 246 00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:33,860 Oh. 247 00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:37,438 'Cause there's no changin' your mind once we hit the road. 248 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,190 We're committed. 249 00:20:39,192 --> 00:20:43,295 Well, there is this conference 250 00:20:43,297 --> 00:20:46,923 I'm supposed to be helping out with, but... 251 00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:50,451 No. 252 00:20:50,453 --> 00:20:55,381 I was born a man without obligations. 253 00:20:55,383 --> 00:21:00,836 Walking the Earth, being with people, 254 00:21:00,838 --> 00:21:05,800 I think that's all the stuff I need to do. 255 00:21:05,802 --> 00:21:08,302 I like that. 256 00:21:08,304 --> 00:21:10,822 'Cause we're gonna walk some serious Earth. 257 00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:21,982 The unredeemed one, will he be joining us? 258 00:21:21,984 --> 00:21:23,743 Cass? 259 00:21:26,155 --> 00:21:28,256 He's thinkin' 'bout it. 260 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:46,766 Sex, sex, sex. 261 00:21:46,768 --> 00:21:49,888 Those juicy flanks. Legs wrapped tight. 262 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,304 Feelin' of me inside her. 263 00:21:52,306 --> 00:21:54,807 Yeah, I think you know what I'm talkin' about, you dirty bird. 264 00:21:54,809 --> 00:21:57,059 What the hell's got you so worked up? 265 00:21:57,061 --> 00:22:00,113 Hot date. I haven't seen her in years. 266 00:22:00,115 --> 00:22:03,783 When she lands, on. 267 00:22:03,785 --> 00:22:05,668 Effendi. 268 00:22:07,047 --> 00:22:08,829 What about you and your gal? Hot number. 269 00:22:08,832 --> 00:22:10,623 No, no, she's not my gal. 270 00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,967 But of course she is. Don't blame you, either. 271 00:22:14,746 --> 00:22:16,912 Big baby eyes. 272 00:22:16,914 --> 00:22:18,414 Sweet caramel skin. 273 00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:20,133 Oh. Naughty little uppercut. 274 00:22:20,135 --> 00:22:23,085 She's my best mate's girl. 275 00:22:23,087 --> 00:22:25,087 It's not gonna happen. 276 00:22:25,089 --> 00:22:26,973 No. No, it's not. 277 00:22:26,975 --> 00:22:29,091 Not with that attitude. 278 00:22:29,093 --> 00:22:30,926 Listen to me, friend. 279 00:22:30,928 --> 00:22:33,312 Every now and then, you have to roll the dice. 280 00:22:33,314 --> 00:22:36,482 Love isn't easy, forbidden love, especially. 281 00:22:37,768 --> 00:22:39,318 Breaks and beats ya. 282 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,437 Rips you to shreds. 283 00:22:41,439 --> 00:22:43,939 But then, right when you think 284 00:22:43,941 --> 00:22:46,826 your heart can't take another second, 285 00:22:46,828 --> 00:22:49,495 it gives you life. 286 00:22:49,497 --> 00:22:52,165 Dazzling and new. 287 00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:54,283 A love worth fighting for. A love so... 288 00:22:54,285 --> 00:22:56,377 That's enough, now. That's enough. 289 00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:59,526 Shut your mouth, you oozy little gobshite. 290 00:22:59,529 --> 00:23:02,008 For the love of God, I am... 291 00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:05,344 tryin' to do the right thing, okay? 292 00:23:05,346 --> 00:23:06,921 God, for once. 293 00:23:13,188 --> 00:23:15,229 You're right. 294 00:23:15,231 --> 00:23:18,265 Who am I to give advice about love? 295 00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:20,309 Look what it got me. 296 00:23:20,311 --> 00:23:23,646 Cast out of heaven, exiled, imprisoned. 297 00:23:23,648 --> 00:23:26,032 And all because of some smokin' hot piece... 298 00:23:28,277 --> 00:23:30,295 What? 299 00:23:31,948 --> 00:23:33,447 She's here. 300 00:23:33,449 --> 00:23:34,841 Hmm? 301 00:24:05,406 --> 00:24:11,527 ? Love of my life, you've hurt me ? 302 00:24:11,529 --> 00:24:18,259 ? You've broken my heart, and now you leave me ? 303 00:24:18,261 --> 00:24:24,123 ? Love of my life, can't you see? ? 304 00:24:30,598 --> 00:24:33,316 ? Back, hurry back ? 305 00:24:33,318 --> 00:24:36,602 ? Please bring it back home to me ? 306 00:24:36,604 --> 00:24:44,810 ? Because you don't know what it means to me ? 307 00:24:44,812 --> 00:24:48,530 ? Love of my life ? 308 00:24:48,616 --> 00:24:52,118 ? Love of my life ? 309 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:55,863 ? Ooh, ooh ? 310 00:25:22,818 --> 00:25:24,524 _ 311 00:25:26,821 --> 00:25:28,580 I didn't know I could. 312 00:25:30,107 --> 00:25:32,066 That is no excuse. 313 00:25:32,068 --> 00:25:36,129 Leavin' you there, that... that was a sin. 314 00:25:42,912 --> 00:25:45,054 You're a good kid, Eugene. 315 00:25:47,124 --> 00:25:49,225 You're a good Christian. 316 00:25:55,299 --> 00:25:58,759 I don't really know what that means anymore, 317 00:25:58,761 --> 00:26:01,020 but you are. 318 00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,359 You put your faith in your preacher, 319 00:26:06,361 --> 00:26:08,745 and your preacher let you down. 320 00:26:10,314 --> 00:26:12,147 Christ. 321 00:26:14,110 --> 00:26:17,036 Your own preacher sent you to Hell. 322 00:26:25,546 --> 00:26:28,622 Eugene, I don't know if you could ever forgive me. 323 00:26:31,627 --> 00:26:34,053 I just want you to know that... 324 00:26:37,174 --> 00:26:39,675 ...I feel so bad 'bout what I did. 325 00:26:44,807 --> 00:26:46,032 Eugene... 326 00:26:49,854 --> 00:26:51,621 ...I'm sorry. 327 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:02,162 _ 328 00:27:17,432 --> 00:27:19,816 Seen Tulip do this 1,000 times. 329 00:27:21,769 --> 00:27:23,635 Is it blue or red? 330 00:27:26,390 --> 00:27:27,940 Shit. 331 00:27:37,330 --> 00:27:40,086 And I was... 332 00:27:41,363 --> 00:27:44,078 Just that one mistake, you know? 333 00:27:44,081 --> 00:27:45,908 Mm. 334 00:27:45,910 --> 00:27:51,964 That one little sin changed everything. 335 00:27:51,966 --> 00:27:54,133 Yeah. 336 00:27:54,135 --> 00:27:57,586 Two sins, actually. She was married. 337 00:27:57,588 --> 00:27:59,880 Oh, right. 338 00:28:02,093 --> 00:28:06,145 I'm not complaining. You know? 339 00:28:07,741 --> 00:28:10,816 A new Messiah was chosen. 340 00:28:10,818 --> 00:28:13,393 My son. 341 00:28:13,395 --> 00:28:16,414 A better one by all accounts. 342 00:28:16,416 --> 00:28:18,583 Humperdoo? 343 00:28:20,236 --> 00:28:21,660 I heard he was, like... 344 00:28:21,662 --> 00:28:23,320 Incredible. 345 00:28:23,322 --> 00:28:25,906 My father's favorite. 346 00:28:25,908 --> 00:28:30,344 A true unblemished innocent. 347 00:28:33,099 --> 00:28:35,841 In the end, God knew best... 348 00:28:35,843 --> 00:28:38,102 ...as always. 349 00:28:43,684 --> 00:28:45,342 - What? - Yeah. 350 00:28:48,597 --> 00:28:50,782 Look, I know he's your dad and all, 351 00:28:50,784 --> 00:28:53,651 but God's an asshole. 352 00:28:53,653 --> 00:28:55,953 Don't say that. 353 00:28:58,107 --> 00:28:59,815 I mean... 354 00:28:59,817 --> 00:29:02,126 Don't say that. 355 00:29:05,039 --> 00:29:07,374 All right, come on. 356 00:29:09,335 --> 00:29:11,844 Cassidy, let's go! 357 00:29:18,836 --> 00:29:22,337 I think they're going to break my bedroom. 358 00:29:22,339 --> 00:29:24,649 I should help Jesse. 359 00:29:24,651 --> 00:29:26,800 It's the right thing to do. 360 00:29:28,563 --> 00:29:31,638 I mean, Tulip's never gonna love me. 361 00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,566 Not like that, anyway. 362 00:29:37,905 --> 00:29:40,189 I should go and help him, right? 363 00:29:40,191 --> 00:29:42,190 - It's up to you. - That's right. 364 00:29:42,192 --> 00:29:43,942 That's free will. 365 00:29:43,944 --> 00:29:46,194 Free will says I can change. 366 00:29:46,196 --> 00:29:49,031 Free will says I don't have to be the selfish arsehole 367 00:29:49,033 --> 00:29:50,583 that no one believes in. 368 00:29:50,585 --> 00:29:53,845 I get to decide whether I wanna be the hero here or not. 369 00:29:55,715 --> 00:29:59,499 Just like Han Solo, you know? 370 00:29:59,501 --> 00:30:02,094 Luke's my friend and he's in trouble, 371 00:30:02,096 --> 00:30:05,764 and I don't give a shit about a chestful of Rebel gold. 372 00:30:05,766 --> 00:30:09,384 I'm gonna turn around, and I'm gonna help blow up that Death Star. 373 00:30:09,386 --> 00:30:11,845 You know what I'm talking about. 374 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,018 Do you know "Star Wars"? 375 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:20,371 - Moving pictures... - Uh-huh. 376 00:30:20,373 --> 00:30:24,617 ...are an affront to Allah, Effendi. 377 00:30:24,619 --> 00:30:26,068 Right. 378 00:30:30,383 --> 00:30:32,369 Han would help. 379 00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:34,242 Maybe he isn't coming. 380 00:30:34,244 --> 00:30:35,553 Oh, please. He's comin'. 381 00:30:38,207 --> 00:30:39,390 Whoa! 382 00:30:39,392 --> 00:30:41,967 All right, all right. 383 00:30:43,897 --> 00:30:45,730 Mm. 384 00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:55,323 - You wanna go in and... - No. 385 00:30:58,227 --> 00:31:00,077 If he wants to mope around, feelin' guilty, 386 00:31:00,079 --> 00:31:02,488 well, then let him, okay? 387 00:31:02,490 --> 00:31:05,157 Me and Jesus are gonna have some serious... 388 00:31:16,334 --> 00:31:21,334 _ 389 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:24,793 Oh-ho-ho-ho! 390 00:31:24,795 --> 00:31:27,096 Whoa! 391 00:31:27,098 --> 00:31:29,756 Ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-ah! 392 00:31:29,758 --> 00:31:31,776 Walkin' the Earth, baby. 393 00:32:01,194 --> 00:32:03,290 Aw, man. 394 00:32:03,292 --> 00:32:05,643 It's gonna be so cool. 395 00:32:06,646 --> 00:32:08,503 Walkin' the Earth. 396 00:32:08,505 --> 00:32:10,222 So much fun. 397 00:32:10,224 --> 00:32:13,050 Do what we want. 398 00:32:13,052 --> 00:32:15,820 Like what? What are we gonna do? 399 00:32:15,822 --> 00:32:18,513 I dunno. 400 00:32:18,515 --> 00:32:20,515 Get high. 401 00:32:20,517 --> 00:32:22,392 Watch TV. 402 00:32:22,394 --> 00:32:25,070 Play mini golf. 403 00:32:25,072 --> 00:32:26,747 Rob a bank. 404 00:32:34,698 --> 00:32:36,808 Everybody, on the floor! 405 00:32:36,811 --> 00:32:38,500 This is a stickup. 406 00:32:38,502 --> 00:32:43,088 Any one of y'all moves, and all y'all's guts'll hit the walls. 407 00:32:43,090 --> 00:32:44,706 Good. 408 00:32:44,708 --> 00:32:47,494 I got the vault. You watch the door, okay? 409 00:32:47,497 --> 00:32:48,927 Got it. 410 00:32:48,929 --> 00:32:50,929 You heard my friend. 411 00:32:50,931 --> 00:32:55,768 Nobody move, or the guts will be painted on the wall. 412 00:32:58,013 --> 00:33:00,388 - Jesus? - No talking. 413 00:33:00,390 --> 00:33:02,274 - I have to pee. - I said no... 414 00:33:02,276 --> 00:33:04,017 Aah! Aah! 415 00:33:04,019 --> 00:33:07,204 Jesus, you shot me. 416 00:33:12,953 --> 00:33:15,313 Or you... you could just be lookout. 417 00:33:22,221 --> 00:33:25,914 We are not goin' back, if that's what you're thinkin'. 418 00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:28,392 No Goddamn way. 419 00:33:30,396 --> 00:33:32,805 I didn't say anything. 420 00:33:35,932 --> 00:33:43,907 _ 421 00:33:43,910 --> 00:33:46,819 Ah! 422 00:33:53,419 --> 00:33:55,586 Champagne? 423 00:33:55,588 --> 00:33:58,405 I'll be back, my beloved. 424 00:34:06,006 --> 00:34:08,248 Well? 425 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:09,767 Hi. 426 00:34:09,769 --> 00:34:12,127 "Dazzling and new" is right. 427 00:34:12,129 --> 00:34:13,616 I thought you were gonna mess with 428 00:34:13,628 --> 00:34:15,213 the space-time continuum back there. 429 00:34:15,216 --> 00:34:17,441 I'm happy for the both of ya. 430 00:34:19,687 --> 00:34:21,520 You're still here. 431 00:34:21,522 --> 00:34:23,722 I thought you were on some sort of rescue mission. 432 00:34:23,724 --> 00:34:29,311 Yeah, well, I decided to take your advice, you know? 433 00:34:38,038 --> 00:34:40,131 Advice? 434 00:34:40,133 --> 00:34:42,299 Yeah. 435 00:34:42,301 --> 00:34:46,828 You know, just about love and... 436 00:34:46,830 --> 00:34:49,289 rollin' the dice and all that, you know? 437 00:34:49,291 --> 00:34:51,458 Yeah. 438 00:34:51,460 --> 00:34:54,145 Yeah, it's true. 439 00:34:54,147 --> 00:34:56,505 So, I got to ask, what's with the, uh... 440 00:34:56,507 --> 00:34:59,150 Jesus! What the? 441 00:34:59,152 --> 00:35:01,635 What? But you said you loved her. 442 00:35:01,637 --> 00:35:04,042 Indeed I do, friend. Indeed I do. 443 00:35:04,045 --> 00:35:06,356 So what in the hell did you do that for? 444 00:35:06,358 --> 00:35:08,868 She's a demon. 445 00:35:19,747 --> 00:35:21,672 Aah! 446 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,503 Eugene. 447 00:35:36,505 --> 00:35:38,672 7-8-1. 448 00:35:38,674 --> 00:35:41,192 Eugene. It's all right. He's not dead. 449 00:35:41,194 --> 00:35:43,101 Come on. Let's go. 450 00:35:58,610 --> 00:36:00,544 Car 23 reporting. 451 00:36:00,546 --> 00:36:02,546 No sign of the suspect. 452 00:36:04,625 --> 00:36:06,866 Copy that, Unit 23. 453 00:36:06,868 --> 00:36:09,053 Units 6 and 14? 454 00:36:10,890 --> 00:36:12,539 Uh, Unit 6 reporting. 455 00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:14,374 Uh, negative. No sign. 456 00:36:17,230 --> 00:36:19,137 Unit 14? 457 00:36:22,551 --> 00:36:24,735 Unit 14, do you copy? 458 00:36:26,981 --> 00:36:30,315 This is Unit 14. No sign of him here, either. 459 00:36:52,172 --> 00:36:55,349 Soon as we get out the city, we'll ditch the car. 460 00:37:09,023 --> 00:37:10,781 You okay back there? 461 00:37:13,236 --> 00:37:15,201 _ 462 00:37:18,062 --> 00:37:20,563 _ 463 00:37:23,285 --> 00:37:25,062 _ 464 00:37:26,707 --> 00:37:28,540 Well... 465 00:37:31,378 --> 00:37:33,453 ...I owed you that much, buddy. 466 00:37:41,828 --> 00:37:43,034 _ 467 00:37:44,716 --> 00:37:46,633 Oh! 468 00:37:54,827 --> 00:37:58,737 Sorry I'm not gonna make it to Vegas. 469 00:37:58,739 --> 00:38:01,790 - I hear it's fun. - It's a stinkin' shit hole. 470 00:38:04,078 --> 00:38:06,912 It's just this conference. 471 00:38:06,914 --> 00:38:09,746 In 2,000 years, it's pretty much 472 00:38:09,749 --> 00:38:12,750 the only thing they've asked me to do. 473 00:38:12,753 --> 00:38:15,420 Yeah, yeah, I get it. 474 00:38:15,422 --> 00:38:19,332 Jesus doesn't wanna get into trouble. 475 00:38:21,837 --> 00:38:24,599 It's not that. 476 00:38:24,673 --> 00:38:26,431 It's not that. 477 00:38:29,195 --> 00:38:33,197 It... Besides, it's better than toking dope and shooting people. 478 00:38:37,018 --> 00:38:39,953 Man, you are not what I expected. 479 00:38:39,955 --> 00:38:42,665 That's what my dad says. 480 00:38:45,044 --> 00:38:47,127 All right, listen to me. 481 00:38:48,714 --> 00:38:52,124 I don't need you to say it. 482 00:38:52,126 --> 00:38:54,626 I just need you to know it. 483 00:38:54,628 --> 00:38:56,512 He's an asshole. 484 00:39:08,809 --> 00:39:11,217 Hey! 485 00:39:11,219 --> 00:39:14,238 Just 'cause you're goin' back to do the responsible thing 486 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,573 or whatever doesn't mean I have to. 487 00:39:16,575 --> 00:39:18,576 That's right. That's right. 488 00:39:18,579 --> 00:39:22,821 You can do whatever you want, just like you said. 489 00:39:22,823 --> 00:39:25,657 That's true for all of us, isn't it? 490 00:39:27,962 --> 00:39:30,129 It's what makes it so hard. 491 00:41:23,536 --> 00:41:25,110 Where's Jesus? 492 00:41:25,112 --> 00:41:27,353 He went back. 493 00:41:27,355 --> 00:41:28,831 Oh. 494 00:41:30,524 --> 00:41:32,449 What is goin' on? 495 00:41:32,452 --> 00:41:34,287 Angel and a demon fighting. 496 00:41:38,325 --> 00:41:39,591 Ready? 497 00:41:39,593 --> 00:41:40,867 Ready. 498 00:41:58,052 --> 00:42:02,437 _ 499 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:16,402 I hope you haven't started the apocalypse without me. 500 00:42:17,831 --> 00:42:20,757 'Course not, Holiness. 501 00:42:20,759 --> 00:42:23,168 Mr. Hitler... 502 00:42:26,015 --> 00:42:28,665 ...your reputation precedes you. 503 00:42:32,545 --> 00:42:36,106 I won't shake your hand. I know what you've done. 504 00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:44,597 But, as the Redeemer, 505 00:42:44,599 --> 00:42:46,575 I will give you a hug. 506 00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:50,028 Ahh! 507 00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:04,876 Gentlemen... 508 00:43:09,308 --> 00:43:10,707 ...shall we begin? 509 00:43:10,709 --> 00:43:12,417 Yeah. 510 00:43:15,981 --> 00:43:17,714 You ever been to Australia? 511 00:43:17,716 --> 00:43:19,557 No, but I hear it's right deadly. 512 00:43:19,559 --> 00:43:21,485 Yeah. Sharks, right? 513 00:43:21,487 --> 00:43:24,062 Mm-hmm. And spiders and snakes 514 00:43:24,064 --> 00:43:26,398 and bloody crocodiles, bats as big as eagles. 515 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,566 Koalas have chlamydia out there. Do you know that? 516 00:43:28,568 --> 00:43:30,309 It's like a bloody slaughterhouse. 517 00:43:30,311 --> 00:43:32,145 Seriously? Cool. 518 00:43:52,749 --> 00:43:55,876 _ 519 00:43:56,518 --> 00:43:58,694 _ 520 00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:24,453 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --