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So I came here to help James,

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'cause he's your son.

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Felipe Guillermo Usted, County Coroner?

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Hold issuance of these death
certificates for two days,

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or you could go to prison.

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I got to get my hands on those bodies

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before they're toxic as shit.

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And it better be tomorrow, my man.

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Whatcha thinking?

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About the vehicle hauler
hitting your parents situation.

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For the funeral?

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You caused violence, New Leaf.

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Now, give me the gun.

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Fishing?

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Yeah. With Everly.

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He never mentioned that.

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He was drunk for most of it.

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We need your help.

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- I'm getting married.
- Who to?

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Lonnie Sholes.

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Lonnie's homosexual.

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"Certified muff diver".

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He used to wear it...
from time to time...

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Thanks, Dave.

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A child named Theresa Sincere Williams.

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Texan. And murder victim.

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She loved magic.

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The only person I ever met
who loved magic as much as me.

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And something terrible happened to her.

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I think she drowned, man, just...

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just trying to be good at it.

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Wesley. It's time to go.

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I'll give you one more day.

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Why don't you come back down.

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I need to take that
thing off your leg now.

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Get the old man back, or I'm
gonna have to show your wife

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that cool pic.

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My son?

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I went at him, Miss. Before he went.

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Today.

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Today is the day.

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It's a day about freedom.

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Ours from prison.

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And our freedom soon to split...

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not equally, remember... $4 million.

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The Beautiful Ranger's
learning too much.

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Today we have to get rid of him.

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Today we have to create
and attend a funeral.

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Otherwise, the
Undertaker's calling, like,

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Health and Human Services, or some shit.

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And we're all busted.

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We still need bodies, too. So...

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that's a high priority.

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For the day.

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Now, I just...

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just laid out the whole plan.

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For success. In this barn.

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And I want to hear it back,

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and I want to hear it from Glenn

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because I want this plan
to be so clear to you guys

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that even an under...
I'm sorry... educated teen

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suffering from blunt head
force trauma can understand.

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Glenn, what's the whole plan?

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Okay. The other really hot girl...

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Aww. Thanks, man.

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... is in Mexico with
a picture of the Sheriff

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with a sexual ball gag in his mouth.

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She's going to black snail him

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because he loves his wife again now.

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Black snail?

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What?

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Blackmail.

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She's gonna blackmail
him. With the ball gag.

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Okay.

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To catch our escaped Pastor.

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Mm. And then?

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Then she's gonna find the
failed Mexican astronaut

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and make him send fake
death papers for the funeral,

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so that the ghost man
undertaker is satisfied.

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What about the Ranger?

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We're gonna fuck with his beautiful head

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and send that bitch packing.

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Before he fucking
figures everything out.

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Okay, now, see, I-I didn't
say it like that, but...

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Just riffing on it.

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Okay. Well, what about your dad?

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He plays an elemental role in this plan.

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Do you know what that word means?

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- No.
- Okay.

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Neither did my dad.

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You had to explain it to
him like four times, so...

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I'm worried about that part of the plan.

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"Elemental" means he could
fuck the whole thing up

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if he doesn't do it right.

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Okay.

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Shit.

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"Elemental" also means Uncle Dave

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could fuck up the whole thing
if he shows up at the funeral.

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He won't. The county won't let him.

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So, today we bury those bodies,

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along with all the questions
that are being asked around here.

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I host the funeral, as the only son.

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Then all we do is wait,

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till after the questions quiet down,

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after Pa is recaptured,

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when no one is paying attention again.

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To where the money goes.

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And then we split $4 million.

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Not equally.

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? Perpetual Grace,

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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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What are you hoping for with Pirdoo?

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You're having Pirdoo in?

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Mm.

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The Brown kid said they went fishing.

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When the Brown kid was missing.

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I doubt it.

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I'll cover that with Pirdoo.

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If he's lying, it probably
won't take me long to...

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to gather that.

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How do you gather that?

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When a person lies, their body's levels

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of histamine and adrenaline rise.

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This person begins to exhibit
detectable physical symptoms.

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Funny business.

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What?

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Too much money.

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That preacher's spread.

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It's a compound.

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I been out there.

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This place is kicking.

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This Brown's recently dead.

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There's a lot of money in the air.

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And that probably, one way or another,

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explains the peculiarities here.

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It usually does.

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What are those
physicalities you mentioned?

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Of the liar.

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There are 11 indications,

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and any one of them is a strong tell

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that a person is not being honest.

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Mm, if they exhibit more than one,

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they're just outright
fucking lying to you.

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They are...

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scratching, coughing, stretching,

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running your hand through your hair,

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shifting in place, craning your neck,

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tapping your fingers, dramatic inhale,

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checking the time, a change in voice,

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and rapid blinking.

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Was Paul Allen Brown with you, Everly,

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over the last two days?

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Fishing at Lake Marie?

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Yeah.

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Over the last two days.

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Fishing at Lake Marie.

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Together.

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Now let's go get New
Leaf to give us the bodies

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of his loving parents.

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You remember what
you're supposed to say?

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- I do, man.
- What did you come up with?

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His new name of Lightness.

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Mr. Success.

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That's pretty good.

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It's taken care of.

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What is?

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He is.

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The old priest?

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He's not an old priest.

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He's like a violent Father Time.

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Is he still gone?

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He's about to be as gone as you can get.

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How you feeling about those bodies...

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of your beloved, awesome
parents, New Leaf?

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Yeah, man, how are you feeling

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about us kind of creaming them
with a vehicle hauler today,

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New Leaf... lovingly?

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In baseball, you don't
have to pitch right away.

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You can take your time.

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What?

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You can take your time between pitches.

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In baseball.

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As much as you like.

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So what?

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I was a minor league prospect.

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I had the speedball. Paul.

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You've got to get your head on, Jack.

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You got to get into the
fucking flow. You know?

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And the flow won't
find you. You find it.

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And it took me 27 minutes. Ave.

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Yeah. Which was keeping me out of
the majors. Because it was weird.

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It's tough to get into
the rhythm of the world.

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- And find a way to rhyme with it.
- _

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So, this shortstop from
Farmington fucked my girlfriend.

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I froze a baseball

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and hit this cat in the face at 90 per.

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And at the trial, they showed
me pitching right away.

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'Cause that ball was thawing
and I wanted to sting him.

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Manslaughter.

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So then I went. Away.

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But the flow went away, too.

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When I went away.

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And it's been gone
longer than 27 minutes.

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Due, I think, to me being
responsible for the harm.

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And I-I-I can't get it back.

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All my former methods have failed.

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I need a new one.

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My parents as rain are watching me.

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Hey.

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Imagine, if you will, your parents...

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as rain,

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running down the window of a
thriving LensCrafters franchise.

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And... And you're behind the counter.

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And then the Kevin raindrop
says to the Denise raindrop...

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"He did it, honey."

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And the Denise raindrop responds...

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"I knew he would, Kevin."

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And on your driver's license,

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it doesn't say "Space Junk".

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What?

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It... It says "Mr. Success".

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God damn it. Go ahead.

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Run over my parents with
a fucking vehicle hauler

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so I can open another LensCrafters,

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'cause, fuck, something's
got to flow again for me.

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You know?

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Cool.

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Cool.

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_

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The socks were the hardest part.

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Shaving my dad's head
was fucked up, too.

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I just...

254
00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:18,254
keep saying in my own mind...

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"Noble goal.

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New franchise. Noble goal."

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You have a noble goal for the money?

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Secret Benefactor.

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Cool.

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Paul?

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Little Tornado.

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What's that?

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I caused harm.

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Without the intention.

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But I caused it nonetheless.

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Manslaughter.

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Yeah.

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So I'm gonna drop $1,700,000, American,

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into Richard Williams' checking account.

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Presto.

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And then I'm keeping
$100,000, American, personally.

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Because...

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Because what?

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Because I'm turning myself in.

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To the Ranger.

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I'm going to prison.

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That's my plan.

278
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,964
Well, you can go to
prison for free, man.

279
00:18:25,990 --> 00:18:27,407
I did three times. I...

280
00:18:27,433 --> 00:18:29,635
No, man. I'm... I'm... I'm...

281
00:18:29,661 --> 00:18:33,389
I'm gonna simply...
Before I turn myself in,

282
00:18:33,415 --> 00:18:36,216
I'm gonna simply travel around the world

283
00:18:36,242 --> 00:18:40,086
and master the 11 major martial arts.

284
00:18:42,114 --> 00:18:43,756
Then I'm gonna turn myself in.

285
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,153
I'm a small guy, and Valerie's afraid

286
00:18:48,179 --> 00:18:51,180
of me getting jacked up
like Dave did every day.

287
00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:52,807
I don't care.

288
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:54,484
Because I deserve it.

289
00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:56,362
Because I allowed harm.

290
00:18:58,013 --> 00:19:02,191
But, yeah, after I master
the 11 major martial arts.

291
00:19:02,217 --> 00:19:04,068
In like two years.

292
00:19:04,094 --> 00:19:05,612
I already have Kung Fu.

293
00:19:05,638 --> 00:19:06,863
So...

294
00:19:09,359 --> 00:19:11,384
I could seize you with this.

295
00:19:12,454 --> 00:19:14,412
It's called LoudHawk.

296
00:19:14,438 --> 00:19:16,456
I could seize you...
If you threatened me,

297
00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:18,958
I could seize an artery with this.

298
00:19:18,984 --> 00:19:20,443
Game changer.

299
00:19:26,471 --> 00:19:28,268
How bad is it?

300
00:19:28,294 --> 00:19:29,594
Prison?

301
00:19:31,997 --> 00:19:33,832
LoudHawk will come in handy.

302
00:19:37,395 --> 00:19:38,788
Do you have any pointers?

303
00:19:43,077 --> 00:19:47,287
When you cry, make sure
you do it in your cell.

304
00:19:47,313 --> 00:19:49,640
And keep quiet,

305
00:19:51,141 --> 00:19:52,521
as quiet as you can.

306
00:19:54,304 --> 00:19:55,912
Thanks.

307
00:19:55,938 --> 00:19:58,474
You think I'll need all 11?

308
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,800
How much do you weigh?

309
00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:01,435
- 140.
- Yeah.

310
00:20:02,736 --> 00:20:04,795
Yeah, go on and get all 11.

311
00:20:08,151 --> 00:20:09,684
In prison... When I'm in prison,

312
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,470
when I'm... when I'm
being punished in there,

313
00:20:12,496 --> 00:20:15,108
I'm gonna be known
as The Little Tornado.

314
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:21,571
And a couple of guys are...
are gonna try to take me down.

315
00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:23,248
You know?

316
00:20:23,274 --> 00:20:25,029
In that way.

317
00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:30,330
And it's gonna be,
like, a six-hour event.

318
00:20:30,356 --> 00:20:32,832
Like 5 and a half hours of fighting.

319
00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:37,662
And just a half-hour of them...

320
00:20:37,688 --> 00:20:39,515
taking me down.

321
00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:40,922
In that way.

322
00:20:42,118 --> 00:20:44,770
And they're gonna learn

323
00:20:44,796 --> 00:20:48,798
that I'm not the easiest
piece of pie in there.

324
00:20:48,824 --> 00:20:53,296
And they're gonna start looking
for an easier piece. Of pie.

325
00:20:55,497 --> 00:21:00,268
And they're only gonna take me down...

326
00:21:00,294 --> 00:21:03,396
in that way every now and then.

327
00:21:04,965 --> 00:21:06,816
So thank you...

328
00:21:06,842 --> 00:21:11,487
for allowing me to master
the 11 major martial arts

329
00:21:11,513 --> 00:21:14,741
and to become The Little Tornado.

330
00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:18,202
And to stay safe enough

331
00:21:18,228 --> 00:21:19,996
and then get out in 11 years

332
00:21:20,022 --> 00:21:22,415
and still be able to love Valerie.

333
00:21:24,610 --> 00:21:26,669
And you guys.

334
00:21:29,364 --> 00:21:33,068
Well, shall we get you
started on your journey?

335
00:21:33,094 --> 00:21:35,261
And cream my mom and dad?

336
00:21:35,287 --> 00:21:37,305
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

337
00:21:37,331 --> 00:21:39,348
Hey, can you show me some Kung Fu first?

338
00:21:39,374 --> 00:21:41,125
Sure.

339
00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:43,561
140 pounds.

340
00:21:43,587 --> 00:21:47,273
That's... That's like
a medium-sized girl.

341
00:22:40,435 --> 00:22:44,313
Gary, sales call on line 2.

342
00:22:53,749 --> 00:22:55,299
Hey, man.

343
00:22:55,325 --> 00:22:58,202
It's time to go cream
New Leaf's mom and dad.

344
00:23:42,548 --> 00:23:44,182
Am I doing this?

345
00:23:44,208 --> 00:23:46,642
My body and my mind?

346
00:23:48,921 --> 00:23:50,457
Hey.

347
00:23:52,058 --> 00:23:54,358
Secret Benefactor.

348
00:23:54,384 --> 00:23:58,112
Little Tornado.

349
00:23:58,138 --> 00:24:01,474
Mr. Success.

350
00:25:40,866 --> 00:25:42,341
Felipe?

351
00:25:45,267 --> 00:25:47,397
I am Felipe Guillermo Usted.

352
00:25:47,423 --> 00:25:48,973
Hey. I'm Valerie.

353
00:25:48,999 --> 00:25:50,826
I'm friends with Hector and James.

354
00:25:52,127 --> 00:25:53,513
Shit.

355
00:25:55,130 --> 00:25:57,565
They fucked me down.

356
00:25:57,591 --> 00:25:58,781
To the ground.

357
00:26:00,093 --> 00:26:03,088
Yeah, what are you doing here?

358
00:26:03,114 --> 00:26:04,339
I hold these babies

359
00:26:04,365 --> 00:26:06,917
of drug-addicted mothers to my chest.

360
00:26:08,518 --> 00:26:10,163
So they feel tenderness.

361
00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:15,041
If I must live on this earth...

362
00:26:15,067 --> 00:26:17,945
then it is through that act
that I choose to be greater.

363
00:26:19,529 --> 00:26:21,630
Than a simple living thing on earth.

364
00:26:24,034 --> 00:26:26,510
This is my shift.

365
00:26:26,536 --> 00:26:27,803
Cool.

366
00:26:27,829 --> 00:26:29,388
You have to leave.

367
00:26:31,837 --> 00:26:34,143
For why?

368
00:26:34,169 --> 00:26:35,603
For because you have to get

369
00:26:35,629 --> 00:26:38,198
the fucking
death-certificate stuff done.

370
00:26:38,224 --> 00:26:40,316
Right now.

371
00:26:40,342 --> 00:26:44,111
You have four hours to
reissue the death certificates

372
00:26:44,137 --> 00:26:46,072
for Byron and Lillian Brown.

373
00:26:46,098 --> 00:26:49,058
Plus a full customs-clearable package.

374
00:26:56,586 --> 00:26:58,744
Can I hold my baby for a little while?

375
00:26:59,995 --> 00:27:01,628
Like three minutes?

376
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,675
No.

377
00:27:11,706 --> 00:27:13,223
Fuck.

378
00:29:05,779 --> 00:29:07,355
What do you think it means?

379
00:29:07,381 --> 00:29:10,049
- They're gonna kill him.
- What?

380
00:29:10,075 --> 00:29:12,218
They're gonna kill him. Not us.

381
00:29:12,244 --> 00:29:14,887
That's the solution to all
the major fucking problems.

382
00:29:14,913 --> 00:29:16,514
He's dead.

383
00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:18,307
That's not... Man.

384
00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:19,767
What, man?

385
00:29:19,793 --> 00:29:21,268
That's not the plan. Man.

386
00:29:21,294 --> 00:29:23,270
The whole thing's not the fucking plan.

387
00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:24,555
Man.

388
00:29:25,584 --> 00:29:27,233
It gets done.

389
00:29:27,259 --> 00:29:29,193
We're not doing it.

390
00:29:29,219 --> 00:29:31,120
Yeah, man. We are.

391
00:29:31,146 --> 00:29:33,297
Harm. Unintended. Allowed by.

392
00:29:33,323 --> 00:29:34,824
Fuck, man.

393
00:29:37,602 --> 00:29:38,827
No.

394
00:29:38,853 --> 00:29:40,704
- Go get him, Hector.
- Go what?

395
00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:42,248
You are a Sheriff, so get him.

396
00:29:42,274 --> 00:29:44,291
Then hold him. And
then let him go. Later.

397
00:29:44,317 --> 00:29:46,335
Go do the fucking plan, Hector!

398
00:29:46,361 --> 00:29:47,780
It's not too late!

399
00:29:49,281 --> 00:29:51,787
I don't want to be with my lady anymore.

400
00:29:51,813 --> 00:29:54,319
I want to be with my real lady.

401
00:29:54,345 --> 00:29:56,078
I don't need you.

402
00:29:57,364 --> 00:30:00,400
But if you don't go, Byron Brown dies?

403
00:30:00,426 --> 00:30:02,059
Yeah.

404
00:30:02,085 --> 00:30:04,145
And you get the scenario you want.

405
00:30:04,171 --> 00:30:07,022
And I love the one worth loving.

406
00:30:09,843 --> 00:30:11,652
And I don't even know you.

407
00:30:14,514 --> 00:30:16,091
But he's dead then.

408
00:30:17,392 --> 00:30:18,576
Yeah, he's dead.

409
00:30:18,602 --> 00:30:20,494
But what are you asking me, man?

410
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,371
That's a cartel, man.

411
00:30:22,397 --> 00:30:24,248
That's real, man.

412
00:30:24,274 --> 00:30:27,084
I direct traffic. Around them.

413
00:30:27,110 --> 00:30:29,545
I don't go at them. Ever, man.

414
00:30:29,571 --> 00:30:30,855
Never, ever.

415
00:30:30,881 --> 00:30:33,591
God bless you. Fuck that.

416
00:30:33,617 --> 00:30:35,134
He's not a monster.

417
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,552
What?

418
00:30:36,578 --> 00:30:38,688
Pa. He's not a monster. He's a human...

419
00:30:38,714 --> 00:30:40,598
I know he's not a fucking monster.

420
00:30:40,624 --> 00:30:42,349
James. Fuck you.

421
00:30:42,375 --> 00:30:46,103
I'm the one that had to fucking
spend all the time with him.

422
00:30:46,129 --> 00:30:47,947
He gave me pretty good tips on the book

423
00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:51,650
and pretty good tips for love, but...

424
00:30:51,676 --> 00:30:53,235
man, fuck that.

425
00:30:53,261 --> 00:30:54,528
You want that ball gag photo

426
00:30:54,554 --> 00:30:55,954
to show up in your wife's e-mail...

427
00:30:58,099 --> 00:31:01,636
- Hey, whoa!
- Yeah, man. Whoa.

428
00:31:01,662 --> 00:31:03,138
I thought we didn't kill people.

429
00:31:03,164 --> 00:31:05,390
Yeah.

430
00:31:05,416 --> 00:31:07,158
Fuck.

431
00:31:33,176 --> 00:31:34,610
What?

432
00:31:34,636 --> 00:31:36,171
Pa.

433
00:31:36,197 --> 00:31:38,364
Man, that's...

434
00:31:38,390 --> 00:31:39,657
Letting it and doing it...

435
00:31:39,683 --> 00:31:41,659
They're not very different.

436
00:31:41,685 --> 00:31:43,178
But they're different.

437
00:31:43,204 --> 00:31:44,453
Some.

438
00:31:44,479 --> 00:31:46,784
They're not different enough.

439
00:31:46,810 --> 00:31:48,126
Go get him.

440
00:31:48,152 --> 00:31:49,801
I'm going to this
funeral today. As Paul.

441
00:31:49,827 --> 00:31:50,935
We got the bodies.

442
00:31:50,961 --> 00:31:52,670
The plan to get the Ranger
to back away is working.

443
00:31:52,696 --> 00:31:54,739
I'm in the middle of it. We're good.

444
00:31:56,134 --> 00:31:57,152
Go get him.

445
00:31:58,159 --> 00:32:00,094
Go get him, we're good.

446
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,222
I'm going to do my part here today.

447
00:32:03,248 --> 00:32:05,474
I'm gonna make this Ranger quit.

448
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:08,602
Do yours there. Get Pa.

449
00:32:08,628 --> 00:32:10,455
And we're okay.

450
00:32:10,481 --> 00:32:12,144
Fuck.

451
00:32:52,922 --> 00:32:55,733
"Running". It's a term.

452
00:32:55,759 --> 00:32:58,902
A term you learn at the academy.

453
00:32:58,928 --> 00:33:00,505
It just means quitting.

454
00:33:00,531 --> 00:33:03,007
Leaving your hose and running.

455
00:33:03,033 --> 00:33:05,035
You take a whole course on it. There.

456
00:33:06,156 --> 00:33:09,621
It's called The
Thermodynamics of Running.

457
00:33:09,647 --> 00:33:12,708
If you're, like... Say you're
in a burning apartment.

458
00:33:12,734 --> 00:33:14,418
say...

459
00:33:14,444 --> 00:33:17,379
and then you begin to
fear for your own safety,

460
00:33:17,405 --> 00:33:19,882
and say there's a
little bird in there...

461
00:33:19,908 --> 00:33:22,052
Pet. Pet bird.

462
00:33:23,161 --> 00:33:25,345
And you try to free this bird...

463
00:33:28,133 --> 00:33:30,309
... even though your
hands are burning off.

464
00:33:30,335 --> 00:33:32,019
And you do it.

465
00:33:32,045 --> 00:33:33,812
Then you quit.

466
00:33:33,838 --> 00:33:35,714
Then run.

467
00:33:36,772 --> 00:33:39,610
Because you think you just
accomplished something.

468
00:33:39,636 --> 00:33:44,276
You say, way back in your
mind, "I saved the bird."

469
00:33:44,302 --> 00:33:46,854
Then you quit. And run.

470
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,764
'Cause you did something.

471
00:33:48,790 --> 00:33:51,583
The Thermodynamics of Running.

472
00:33:51,609 --> 00:33:54,563
I'm going to make the Ranger run.

473
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,718
Yeah?

474
00:34:11,104 --> 00:34:12,789
You don't know that much.

475
00:34:15,049 --> 00:34:16,552
You talked to her father.

476
00:34:18,672 --> 00:34:20,106
Many times.

477
00:34:21,371 --> 00:34:22,907
And you read her diary.

478
00:34:24,344 --> 00:34:25,736
Many times.

479
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,859
She had a lousy father.

480
00:34:33,812 --> 00:34:35,788
Richard Williams.

481
00:34:35,814 --> 00:34:37,965
Yeah.

482
00:34:37,991 --> 00:34:40,393
Deacon Richard Williams?

483
00:34:40,419 --> 00:34:42,128
Deacon in your father's church?

484
00:34:42,154 --> 00:34:44,222
Yeah.

485
00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:45,818
God hates magic.

486
00:34:47,117 --> 00:34:48,676
Did you know that?

487
00:34:48,702 --> 00:34:50,061
I don't believe in God.

488
00:34:50,087 --> 00:34:53,430
I don't either. It's in the Bible.

489
00:34:53,456 --> 00:34:54,621
He hates magic.

490
00:34:56,075 --> 00:34:58,099
That's a weird thing to
hate, but that's in there.

491
00:34:59,963 --> 00:35:01,689
And he told her that.

492
00:35:01,715 --> 00:35:03,399
He read her diary.

493
00:35:03,425 --> 00:35:05,485
The thoughts she put in there.

494
00:35:08,222 --> 00:35:10,423
He read her thoughts.

495
00:35:10,449 --> 00:35:12,658
To determine if they were sinful.

496
00:35:12,684 --> 00:35:14,660
And she loved magic.

497
00:35:17,957 --> 00:35:20,349
And you don't know that she loved magic.

498
00:35:22,485 --> 00:35:23,961
'Cause she never told him.

499
00:35:23,987 --> 00:35:25,689
And she couldn't put it in the diary

500
00:35:25,715 --> 00:35:27,012
because she knew he read it.

501
00:35:28,784 --> 00:35:34,180
So he didn't know that wonderful kid.

502
00:35:35,683 --> 00:35:36,893
Really.

503
00:35:39,145 --> 00:35:41,020
So neither do you.

504
00:35:44,216 --> 00:35:47,301
She died trying to do a magic trick.

505
00:35:58,998 --> 00:36:00,715
Paul.

506
00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:04,585
Everly Pirdoo is lying about
you two being together.

507
00:36:04,611 --> 00:36:08,773
Being together over these
curious last few days.

508
00:36:15,247 --> 00:36:17,932
"Luke Steel drove
into the killing fields.

509
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:20,401
With an actual loaded actual gun.

510
00:36:20,427 --> 00:36:23,512
And he was overcome by thoughts
of how he had never fired one.

511
00:36:23,538 --> 00:36:24,880
Had never killed anyone.

512
00:36:24,906 --> 00:36:27,407
Had only become a Sheriff
because it was a little better

513
00:36:27,433 --> 00:36:30,075
than working at the shitty Ford factory.

514
00:36:30,101 --> 00:36:31,375
And being in the cartel.

515
00:36:31,401 --> 00:36:33,101
Which Luke Steel could have been in,

516
00:36:33,127 --> 00:36:35,284
but they always scared him very much.

517
00:36:35,310 --> 00:36:37,027
The crazy old fuck was out there.

518
00:36:37,053 --> 00:36:38,461
In the killing fields.

519
00:36:38,487 --> 00:36:40,729
And even he couldn't
face these fuckers down.

520
00:36:40,755 --> 00:36:42,996
Plus, he's got to be like 70-something,

521
00:36:43,022 --> 00:36:44,548
even though he's tough as shit,

522
00:36:44,574 --> 00:36:47,642
and it actually always
bugged Luke Steel a little

523
00:36:47,668 --> 00:36:50,867
'cause him and his old wife
only came down to Mexico

524
00:36:50,893 --> 00:36:53,706
to help their son, which,
come on, that's pretty cool.

525
00:36:53,732 --> 00:36:55,997
And Luke fucking locks
them up over a woman

526
00:36:56,023 --> 00:37:00,818
who's flashing Luke's ball
gag pictures all over town.

527
00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:04,896
Fuck, man. How Luke
was confused and scared.

528
00:37:04,922 --> 00:37:07,375
'Maybe', thought Luke
Steel in his mind..."

529
00:37:07,401 --> 00:37:09,577
Wait... you always think in your mind.

530
00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:12,204
Just write. The necessary.

531
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,655
"'Maybe', thought Luke Steel,

532
00:37:13,681 --> 00:37:15,631
'I'll look my hardest
for the crazy old fuck

533
00:37:15,657 --> 00:37:17,216
and not be able to find him.

534
00:37:17,242 --> 00:37:19,410
Oh, that would be
awesome', thought Luke.

535
00:37:19,436 --> 00:37:21,419
Then, shit, Luke Steel

536
00:37:21,445 --> 00:37:24,345
saw the crazy old fuck's
wife walking up there,

537
00:37:24,371 --> 00:37:25,797
and he knew shit, man.

538
00:37:25,823 --> 00:37:28,106
He was probably getting
closer to the killing fields,

539
00:37:28,132 --> 00:37:30,633
and he would probably
actually have to do something.

540
00:37:30,659 --> 00:37:31,908
For the first time.

541
00:37:31,934 --> 00:37:36,154
Against the power of the
fucking actual cartel.

542
00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:37,646
Holy shit."

543
00:37:39,561 --> 00:37:40,885
Hector.

544
00:37:40,911 --> 00:37:42,953
Come on.

545
00:37:42,979 --> 00:37:44,621
Let's go get him.

546
00:38:05,332 --> 00:38:06,367
Hey.

547
00:38:10,139 --> 00:38:11,564
Yeah.

548
00:38:17,513 --> 00:38:19,386
I've been sleeping with a parishioner.

549
00:38:20,808 --> 00:38:22,976
A member of my father's church.

550
00:38:24,579 --> 00:38:26,705
An important member of the church.

551
00:38:26,731 --> 00:38:28,122
And the community.

552
00:38:30,085 --> 00:38:32,711
I don't know if that's a
big deal in Greater Austin.

553
00:38:32,737 --> 00:38:34,888
But it is a big deal here.

554
00:38:34,914 --> 00:38:39,819
So I've been struggling
to maintain our privacy

555
00:38:39,845 --> 00:38:42,428
throughout your multiple
interrogations of me.

556
00:38:44,332 --> 00:38:46,349
And now I've lost it.

557
00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:47,767
And so has she.

558
00:38:52,357 --> 00:38:55,942
You were with a parishioner
during that missing period.

559
00:38:58,113 --> 00:38:59,323
Yeah. I was.

560
00:39:01,024 --> 00:39:02,415
Her name?

561
00:39:03,693 --> 00:39:05,169
Scotty Sholes.

562
00:39:08,623 --> 00:39:12,859
So I guess you know everything now.

563
00:39:43,316 --> 00:39:44,701
That was untrue.

564
00:39:45,911 --> 00:39:47,493
The fishing.

565
00:39:47,519 --> 00:39:49,929
Yes. Was untrue.

566
00:39:52,167 --> 00:39:53,643
Untrue why?

567
00:39:54,944 --> 00:39:57,170
Because it didn't happen.

568
00:39:57,196 --> 00:39:58,699
Paul wasn't with me.

569
00:40:00,116 --> 00:40:01,970
Then why did you say he was?

570
00:40:04,620 --> 00:40:06,371
Because he asked me...

571
00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:09,849
like... to cover for him.

572
00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,026
Because he was...

573
00:40:13,106 --> 00:40:15,065
This is a small community...

574
00:40:15,091 --> 00:40:17,220
and he asked me to say that

575
00:40:19,135 --> 00:40:20,989
so it would remain private.

576
00:40:22,430 --> 00:40:23,864
What he and Scotty...

577
00:40:25,341 --> 00:40:27,872
So that that would r-remain private.

578
00:40:38,565 --> 00:40:40,463
You know whose place this was?

579
00:40:40,489 --> 00:40:42,516
The barbershop?

580
00:40:42,542 --> 00:40:44,017
Yeah.

581
00:40:44,043 --> 00:40:46,344
I never thought to ask.

582
00:40:46,370 --> 00:40:47,781
And it's not a barbershop.

583
00:40:48,998 --> 00:40:50,932
Well, it sure looks like one.

584
00:40:50,958 --> 00:40:52,642
It's a hair salon.

585
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,707
That was designed, carefully designed,

586
00:40:58,733 --> 00:41:00,116
to look like...

587
00:41:01,595 --> 00:41:03,171
It was carefully designed.

588
00:41:04,564 --> 00:41:06,239
By my wife.

589
00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:11,259
And the church invested
its equity in something.

590
00:41:12,778 --> 00:41:13,995
Lost it.

591
00:41:18,736 --> 00:41:20,378
This was her place.

592
00:41:22,184 --> 00:41:24,545
Like, her place in the community.

593
00:41:28,113 --> 00:41:29,602
And it broke her.

594
00:41:31,117 --> 00:41:32,529
Then she left.

595
00:41:37,296 --> 00:41:39,314
And that almost broke us.

596
00:41:42,852 --> 00:41:45,153
So if you don't mind, I'm
gonna get the fuck out of here.

597
00:41:45,179 --> 00:41:46,404
If that's okay.

598
00:41:47,014 --> 00:41:48,232
That's okay.

599
00:42:29,148 --> 00:42:31,616
Why's there an astronaut
in the stock room?

600
00:42:31,642 --> 00:42:33,076
That's James' dad.

601
00:42:33,102 --> 00:42:35,495
I want to bring him to
James' special moment.

602
00:42:35,521 --> 00:42:37,289
For support.

603
00:42:39,942 --> 00:42:42,961
How'd your next
Beautiful Ranger thing go?

604
00:42:42,987 --> 00:42:44,072
Crushed.

605
00:42:45,573 --> 00:42:47,816
We'll probably get a few
more cool shared experiences

606
00:42:47,842 --> 00:42:50,319
as we get closer to taking
all this a-hole's money.

607
00:42:50,345 --> 00:42:52,095
Cool.

608
00:42:52,121 --> 00:42:55,074
Get this f'er back for
f'ing with the Pirdoos.

609
00:42:55,100 --> 00:42:56,266
Cool.

610
00:42:56,292 --> 00:42:57,457
Yeah, it is cool.

611
00:42:58,752 --> 00:43:00,196
"F" stands for "fucking".

612
00:43:01,431 --> 00:43:03,481
Yeah, it does.

613
00:43:03,507 --> 00:43:04,968
"A" stands for "ass".

614
00:43:06,361 --> 00:43:08,194
Y-Yes, it does.

615
00:43:10,764 --> 00:43:12,843
This is like a weird
episode of "Sesame Street".

616
00:43:14,619 --> 00:43:17,596
Which is an educational show,

617
00:43:17,622 --> 00:43:19,664
so we never watched it.

618
00:43:33,078 --> 00:43:37,807
You've been arrested 104 times.

619
00:43:39,278 --> 00:43:40,924
Is that a question?

620
00:43:42,379 --> 00:43:43,423
No.

621
00:43:44,612 --> 00:43:45,944
It's remarkable.

622
00:43:47,801 --> 00:43:51,405
So, uh, I remarked on it.

623
00:43:54,233 --> 00:43:55,630
Mrs. Sholes?

624
00:43:57,501 --> 00:43:58,502
Yes.

625
00:44:00,039 --> 00:44:03,967
Paul Allen Brown attests
that he was with you

626
00:44:03,993 --> 00:44:06,426
over some of the last few days here.

627
00:44:07,561 --> 00:44:11,049
He also attests that he misled me

628
00:44:11,075 --> 00:44:13,051
as to his whereabouts

629
00:44:13,077 --> 00:44:17,263
because you and Paul Brown
have been having an affair.

630
00:44:24,115 --> 00:44:25,315
Is this true?

631
00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:31,469
Yes.

632
00:45:24,148 --> 00:45:28,291
In your relationship, is
your wife, Mr. Sholes...

633
00:45:30,079 --> 00:45:34,464
Would Mrs. Sholes be susceptible
to an extramarital affair?

634
00:45:35,561 --> 00:45:36,709
Your honesty...

635
00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:38,094
No.

636
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,239
No, Scotty is not susceptible.

637
00:45:40,265 --> 00:45:43,057
Sexually. If that's what you're asking.

638
00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:47,463
And what, may I ask, initially
attracted you to Scotty?

639
00:45:49,557 --> 00:45:51,107
Specifically.

640
00:45:51,133 --> 00:45:54,485
You're asking me what I like
about my wife's physical body?

641
00:45:54,511 --> 00:45:55,903
Yes.

642
00:45:57,973 --> 00:46:01,835
Specifically, the vagina
is what I really like.

643
00:46:01,861 --> 00:46:03,587
Sure.

644
00:46:03,613 --> 00:46:05,088
And the breasts.

645
00:46:05,114 --> 00:46:06,456
Oh, yeah.

646
00:46:06,482 --> 00:46:08,475
Oh, okay.

647
00:46:08,501 --> 00:46:11,461
Well, that's alright. That's fine.

648
00:46:16,738 --> 00:46:18,123
You're a beautiful man.

649
00:46:19,345 --> 00:46:20,615
Not like that.

650
00:46:21,441 --> 00:46:22,751
Just, like, in nature.

651
00:46:23,972 --> 00:46:25,560
You know, like a good-looking horse.

652
00:46:27,013 --> 00:46:28,121
You're beautiful.

653
00:46:29,809 --> 00:46:31,481
Thank you, Mr. Sholes.

654
00:46:31,507 --> 00:46:32,815
It's no problem.

655
00:46:32,841 --> 00:46:34,317
So are you.

656
00:46:35,411 --> 00:46:37,195
A beautiful gay male.

657
00:46:37,221 --> 00:46:38,946
Thank you.

658
00:46:38,972 --> 00:46:43,351
Lonnie, I'm investigating...

659
00:46:46,682 --> 00:46:48,831
double barrel...

660
00:46:48,857 --> 00:46:51,134
a man whose only transgression

661
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:55,738
may be the simple exchange of
intimacy in a small community.

662
00:46:58,367 --> 00:47:00,301
During a period of grieving.

663
00:47:03,872 --> 00:47:07,400
If that's all he's doing, then
I'm happy to leave him alone.

664
00:47:07,426 --> 00:47:09,504
I'm happy to walk away.

665
00:47:10,605 --> 00:47:12,730
If that's all he's doing.

666
00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:19,929
Scotty told you this
intimacy took place?

667
00:47:21,574 --> 00:47:23,032
Yes.

668
00:47:25,644 --> 00:47:27,132
Then it did.

669
00:47:29,106 --> 00:47:30,835
But let me just add that, um...

670
00:47:32,221 --> 00:47:33,359
Let me add that

671
00:47:38,073 --> 00:47:40,049
I understand why Scotty did that.

672
00:47:40,075 --> 00:47:41,726
Detective.

673
00:47:49,394 --> 00:47:51,377
Hmm.

674
00:48:24,786 --> 00:48:27,831
"Luke Steel had driven through
almost all the killing fields

675
00:48:27,857 --> 00:48:29,056
there are in Hermosillo,

676
00:48:29,082 --> 00:48:31,851
and he thought, 'Awesome.
I actually tried my best,

677
00:48:31,877 --> 00:48:34,114
and I can't find the crazy old fuck,

678
00:48:34,140 --> 00:48:35,622
even though I kind of wish I did

679
00:48:35,648 --> 00:48:37,718
because his wife is bumming me out

680
00:48:37,744 --> 00:48:39,834
with her strong bird-love
feelings for him.

681
00:48:39,860 --> 00:48:41,419
Going on over here.'

682
00:48:41,445 --> 00:48:44,253
But, fuck, oh, what could Luke Steel do?

683
00:48:44,279 --> 00:48:46,399
There are only like two
more killing fields left

684
00:48:46,425 --> 00:48:48,091
to check out... you know?

685
00:48:57,327 --> 00:48:58,877
Wesley, what are you doing here?

686
00:49:00,699 --> 00:49:02,228
I was on my way out.

687
00:49:03,526 --> 00:49:06,000
Passing by. Here.

688
00:49:06,026 --> 00:49:08,211
I thought...

689
00:49:08,237 --> 00:49:09,813
Well, I thought I...

690
00:49:09,839 --> 00:49:11,663
I'd just sit here for a little bit.

691
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,219
There's something going on here.

692
00:49:16,245 --> 00:49:20,148
It may not, although I'm
uncertain, amount to murder.

693
00:49:20,174 --> 00:49:22,319
But there's something going on here.

694
00:49:23,856 --> 00:49:27,980
And I thought I'd just
sit here for a while

695
00:49:28,006 --> 00:49:30,232
and wonder about what's going on here.

696
00:49:33,011 --> 00:49:35,498
But I just finished, and
I haven't the foggiest.

697
00:49:37,462 --> 00:49:40,075
What are you doing here,
outside your restrictions?

698
00:49:45,375 --> 00:49:48,626
I have some items.

699
00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:50,503
For the funeral.

700
00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:52,031
Family items.

701
00:49:53,132 --> 00:49:55,758
Since I won't be able to attend,

702
00:49:55,784 --> 00:49:58,636
I wanted to give them to Paul.

703
00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:00,304
To be delivered.

704
00:50:00,330 --> 00:50:01,715
At the funeral.

705
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:03,993
Today's.

706
00:50:04,894 --> 00:50:06,852
He's not around just now.

707
00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:10,022
Okay.

708
00:50:13,051 --> 00:50:15,344
Dave, I'm going home.

709
00:50:15,993 --> 00:50:17,357
And I wanted to say...

710
00:50:19,158 --> 00:50:21,033
Dave, about your Paul.

711
00:50:21,059 --> 00:50:23,928
About how you might
be feeling about him.

712
00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:29,242
Dave... I don't know.

713
00:50:30,795 --> 00:50:33,221
Something extraordinary happened.

714
00:50:33,247 --> 00:50:35,298
Between the girl and your Paul.

715
00:50:35,324 --> 00:50:38,976
But I can't see that it's murder.

716
00:50:40,329 --> 00:50:42,138
I've been looking and looking.

717
00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:45,015
I can't see what it was.

718
00:50:47,261 --> 00:50:48,987
There were no signs that she was hurt.

719
00:50:49,013 --> 00:50:51,647
There were no signs of that.

720
00:50:51,673 --> 00:50:56,169
But I have failed to detect
what set of circumstances

721
00:50:56,195 --> 00:50:58,779
led her to a river 11
miles from her home.

722
00:51:08,708 --> 00:51:10,041
Wesley.

723
00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:12,126
Yeah, Dave.

724
00:51:12,152 --> 00:51:15,689
Wesley, when we've shared meals...

725
00:51:15,715 --> 00:51:19,893
Well, when we shared meals,

726
00:51:19,919 --> 00:51:22,861
in the occasions where
we'd shaken hands before,

727
00:51:24,906 --> 00:51:26,825
I know you go and clean off.

728
00:51:26,851 --> 00:51:32,280
I know you that you go
and try to wash me off

729
00:51:32,306 --> 00:51:33,981
before the meal comes.

730
00:51:38,053 --> 00:51:39,263
And that's okay.

731
00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:42,490
Wesley.

732
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,285
You don't know.

733
00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:53,209
Dave.

734
00:51:53,235 --> 00:51:55,680
I do. Somehow.

735
00:51:57,081 --> 00:51:58,355
You got a light.

736
00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,675
And I'm sorry, boy.

737
00:52:14,047 --> 00:52:16,315
- Wesley?
- Yeah, Dave.

738
00:52:17,990 --> 00:52:19,514
I wonder, Wesley.

739
00:52:21,693 --> 00:52:23,728
Could you do something for me?

740
00:52:24,307 --> 00:52:26,993
If you don't have to rush straight home.

741
00:52:27,019 --> 00:52:28,324
Yeah, Dave.

742
00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:32,840
Could you attend my
sister's funeral for me?

743
00:52:32,866 --> 00:52:36,019
Today. As I can't.

744
00:52:36,045 --> 00:52:39,490
I mean I know it's a lot to ask.

745
00:52:41,491 --> 00:52:43,777
I'll be out of that house in two days,

746
00:52:43,803 --> 00:52:48,347
and I'm still just allowed to
go to the tollbooth and back.

747
00:52:49,870 --> 00:52:51,958
The funeral is this afternoon, and...

748
00:52:53,888 --> 00:52:55,771
I asked specifically.

749
00:52:55,797 --> 00:53:00,693
And the county said no specifically.

750
00:53:03,805 --> 00:53:05,280
I, uh...

751
00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:09,878
I have a special comb and brush

752
00:53:09,904 --> 00:53:13,247
that, uh, I need delivered unto them.

753
00:53:17,912 --> 00:53:20,045
You know what? Why don't you do it?

754
00:53:21,823 --> 00:53:24,778
Let's go show those
county assholes my badge.

755
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:15,860
So, yeah, I'm coming home.

756
00:54:15,886 --> 00:54:19,104
You don't have to pick up
my mail tomorrow, darling.

757
00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:25,152
Honey, I have to go.
I'll call you later.

758
00:54:25,178 --> 00:54:26,612
When I get home.

759
00:55:14,797 --> 00:55:16,295
Stop digging.

760
00:55:16,321 --> 00:55:17,931
You understand me?

761
00:55:17,957 --> 00:55:19,915
Stop digging.

762
00:55:50,513 --> 00:55:53,031
_

763
00:55:53,057 --> 00:55:55,057
_

764
00:55:56,842 --> 00:55:58,241
_

765
00:55:58,267 --> 00:56:00,432
_

766
00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:02,456
_

767
00:56:02,482 --> 00:56:04,482
_

768
00:56:35,284 --> 00:56:37,069
Why you shoot me in the chest?

769
00:56:39,028 --> 00:56:41,062
Because that's where your heart is.

770
00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:46,904
_

771
00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:50,930
_

772
00:57:52,588 --> 00:57:54,588
_

773
00:57:55,599 --> 00:57:57,599
_

774
00:57:59,742 --> 00:58:02,242
_

775
00:58:04,100 --> 00:58:06,624
_

776
00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:38,132
And that was the Byron and Lillian Brown

777
00:59:38,158 --> 00:59:39,467
that I knew and loved.

778
00:59:40,222 --> 00:59:42,758
And now your deacon, Lonnie Sholes.

779
00:59:48,227 --> 00:59:50,102
As your deacon...

780
00:59:50,128 --> 00:59:53,456
as an elder of Our Lady
of Perpetual Grace...

781
00:59:53,482 --> 00:59:56,150
I want to thank you all for
your presence here today.

782
00:59:56,176 --> 00:59:57,336
Thank you.

783
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:02,540
And I'd like to invite Byron
and Lillian Brown's son,

784
01:00:02,566 --> 01:00:05,601
Paul Allen Brown, up to carry us on.

785
01:00:06,623 --> 01:00:09,204
As we lay Byron and Lillian Brown down.

786
01:00:09,230 --> 01:00:10,689
Unto him.

787
01:00:11,229 --> 01:00:12,956
Paul Allen Brown.

788
01:01:18,667 --> 01:01:20,259
Um...

789
01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:28,016
Hey.

790
01:01:35,954 --> 01:01:46,415
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