1 00:00:00,148 --> 00:00:01,709 - Hey. - Hey, Jackie boy! 2 00:00:01,734 --> 00:00:03,420 Here's your lunch. Right here, buddy. 3 00:00:03,445 --> 00:00:06,281 I was gonna put in watermelon, but, uh, it didn't look good, 4 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:08,266 so, uh, I ate it, and, uh... 5 00:00:10,305 --> 00:00:12,360 Ended up being good. Really good, actually. 6 00:00:12,385 --> 00:00:14,184 Uh, you got cherries. 7 00:00:14,209 --> 00:00:16,539 Hey, uh, Dad, where's my lacrosse uniform? 8 00:00:16,564 --> 00:00:17,845 Oh. I washed it. 9 00:00:17,870 --> 00:00:19,782 Okay, tell me you didn't touch my sports bra. 10 00:00:19,807 --> 00:00:22,899 Started to, then it kind of felt weird, so... 11 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,645 I picked it up with salad tongs. 12 00:00:25,670 --> 00:00:27,947 I'll go get your stuff for you, all right? 13 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:30,532 I thought you were going to talk to him. 14 00:00:30,557 --> 00:00:32,297 You gotta tell him not to pick me up from school. 15 00:00:32,322 --> 00:00:33,415 He's driving me crazy. 16 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,203 Okay, guys, I'm on it. I got a plan. 17 00:00:35,228 --> 00:00:37,138 Okay, well, he comes to every one of my lacrosse practices. 18 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:38,397 Not even the coach does that. 19 00:00:38,422 --> 00:00:40,474 I got it covered. 20 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:42,101 - Okay, just go to school. - Here you go. Here's your stuff. 21 00:00:42,126 --> 00:00:44,553 "Under items" are in the middle, like a sandwich. 22 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,652 Like a sandwich. Not touching. Not touching. 23 00:00:46,684 --> 00:00:48,584 Now see how it works? All right, have a good day. 24 00:00:48,609 --> 00:00:51,890 Hey, hey, guys, be leaders today, okay. Be leaders! 25 00:00:52,371 --> 00:00:54,905 Hey, uh, Dad, do you got a minute? 26 00:00:54,930 --> 00:00:55,995 Yeah. What's up? 27 00:00:56,020 --> 00:00:57,820 Well, you know, I-I just wanted to say, 28 00:00:57,845 --> 00:01:00,970 ever since Mom passed away, you have been incredible. 29 00:01:00,995 --> 00:01:03,966 You know, really involved, which is amazing, so, so great. 30 00:01:03,991 --> 00:01:05,522 Sweet pea, you gotta spit it out. 31 00:01:05,547 --> 00:01:07,747 I love you, but I got cookies baking. 32 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,773 Okay, well, I'm thinking maybe today 33 00:01:10,798 --> 00:01:12,475 you don't go to Sara's lacrosse practice 34 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,177 or you don't walk Jack home from school. 35 00:01:14,202 --> 00:01:16,482 You know, he's got friends that think it's a little weird. 36 00:01:16,706 --> 00:01:19,818 What? I-I don't walk with him. I'm back, like, 25, 30 yards. 37 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:23,409 That's the weird part. 38 00:01:24,066 --> 00:01:25,638 Look, I gotta make sure he gets home safe. 39 00:01:25,663 --> 00:01:27,435 - It's my job, all right? - Yeah, well, maybe you could 40 00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:29,396 just take a little vacation from your job? 41 00:01:29,421 --> 00:01:31,116 A Va... You know what? By the way, I was just thinking that. 42 00:01:31,141 --> 00:01:32,662 We should all take a vacation to Hershey Park. 43 00:01:32,687 --> 00:01:34,189 And I'm thinking this weekend, the whole family. 44 00:01:34,214 --> 00:01:36,072 - Oh, wow! Fun! - Yes. 45 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:38,416 This... this is gonna be my first trip 46 00:01:38,441 --> 00:01:41,276 as a full-fledged member of the Gable family. 47 00:01:41,964 --> 00:01:44,814 But we... have other plans. 48 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:47,880 We can hit Amish country. How cool is that? 49 00:01:47,905 --> 00:01:51,263 "Look at me. I'm Amish. I'm going to build a barn, 50 00:01:51,287 --> 00:01:53,410 and you can churn the butter... " 51 00:01:53,435 --> 00:01:55,520 I don't know how they sound like, but... 52 00:01:56,843 --> 00:01:58,421 - Hey, hey. - Hey. 53 00:01:58,446 --> 00:01:59,954 Hey, Vanessa! 54 00:01:59,979 --> 00:02:01,181 What are you doing here? 55 00:02:01,206 --> 00:02:02,702 Oh, I was just in the neighborhood, 56 00:02:02,727 --> 00:02:04,992 thought I'd swing by, catch up. 57 00:02:05,017 --> 00:02:07,044 - What? - Okay, I need a favor. 58 00:02:07,609 --> 00:02:10,794 You know how after I retired, I started taking security gigs? 59 00:02:10,819 --> 00:02:13,406 Well, today, need a partner, just for one day. 60 00:02:13,431 --> 00:02:15,437 No can do. No, I'm a full-time dad now, all right. 61 00:02:15,462 --> 00:02:17,391 - No, Dad, it's... - The kids depend on me. 62 00:02:17,416 --> 00:02:18,813 just one day. 63 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:20,672 Chale and I can take care of the kids. 64 00:02:20,697 --> 00:02:22,750 See? There ya go. Come on, I need you. 65 00:02:22,775 --> 00:02:24,125 Just find somebody else, all right? 66 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:27,191 I can't! I need... the best. 67 00:02:29,756 --> 00:02:32,486 Finally, we get to the truth. 68 00:02:33,791 --> 00:02:36,468 All right, look, I guess Superman can fly one more time. 69 00:02:36,493 --> 00:02:37,670 - Mm-hmm. - You know? 70 00:02:37,695 --> 00:02:39,610 - That would be... great. - Okay. 71 00:02:40,329 --> 00:02:41,969 I'll put on my cape. 72 00:02:41,994 --> 00:02:44,416 And by "cape," I mean some fresh sweats 73 00:02:44,471 --> 00:02:46,992 'cause Superman likes to keep it loose in the caboose. 74 00:02:47,017 --> 00:02:49,628 You know what I'm talking about? 75 00:02:51,198 --> 00:02:53,627 Oh. Thank you. That was perfect. 76 00:02:53,652 --> 00:02:55,822 He's been so obsessed with taking care of us 77 00:02:55,847 --> 00:02:57,612 that he forgets he's supposed to have a life, too. 78 00:02:57,637 --> 00:02:59,119 I know. And every time I bring it up, 79 00:02:59,144 --> 00:03:00,651 he just gives me the tough guy routine, 80 00:03:00,676 --> 00:03:01,683 so I just stick with the usual. 81 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:04,168 You know, "You're fat, you're dumb, you're useless." 82 00:03:04,942 --> 00:03:07,192 And he really needs that right now. Thank you. 83 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:10,267 - I do what I can. - Hmm. 84 00:03:10,292 --> 00:03:11,984 Hurry up, idiot! 85 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:19,563 Wait a second. We gotta go back. 86 00:03:19,588 --> 00:03:20,728 They didn't put onions on my burger. 87 00:03:20,753 --> 00:03:23,054 We're not going back. Deal with it. 88 00:03:25,884 --> 00:03:28,083 - Did you get onions on yours? - Yes. 89 00:03:28,956 --> 00:03:30,544 Then obviously you have my burger. Okay. 90 00:03:30,569 --> 00:03:33,137 - Can you just trade with me? - Fine. Fine, ya big baby. Here. 91 00:03:33,162 --> 00:03:34,594 Thank you. 92 00:03:36,779 --> 00:03:38,803 What... what is... what is... 93 00:03:39,236 --> 00:03:41,453 - What is that? What is that? - I can't with you. 94 00:03:41,478 --> 00:03:43,011 I don't know. Lipstick? 95 00:03:43,036 --> 00:03:44,372 Lipstick? I want mine back. 96 00:03:44,397 --> 00:03:45,717 - Give it back. - Oh. 97 00:03:45,742 --> 00:03:47,509 Just give it back. 98 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:50,644 Can I just get the onions off yours? 99 00:03:50,669 --> 00:03:51,700 - You are insane, man. - I just want the onions, 100 00:03:51,725 --> 00:03:52,803 - You're sick. - just your onions. 101 00:03:52,828 --> 00:03:54,944 It's just onions, that's all it is. 102 00:03:55,206 --> 00:03:57,093 So what's the name of this company we're working for? 103 00:03:57,118 --> 00:03:59,421 Golden Phoenix Security. It's a new company. Why? 104 00:03:59,446 --> 00:04:01,178 I'm just sayin'... 105 00:04:01,203 --> 00:04:02,469 You know, we're serving divorce papers. 106 00:04:02,494 --> 00:04:04,560 It's kind of low-rent. 107 00:04:04,752 --> 00:04:06,317 They're paying us. 108 00:04:06,343 --> 00:04:08,458 Two people to hand the guy a piece of paper? 109 00:04:08,483 --> 00:04:09,712 It's not that hard. 110 00:04:09,737 --> 00:04:11,107 He's slippery, okay? 111 00:04:11,132 --> 00:04:13,075 He knows we're coming. 112 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,196 I tried twice. He got away from me. 113 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:16,721 You tried twice? 114 00:04:18,637 --> 00:04:21,712 Now I know why you had to bring in the big man. 115 00:04:23,172 --> 00:04:24,605 What's he... Is that him over there? 116 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:25,863 Yeah. Okay, that's him. Okay. 117 00:04:25,888 --> 00:04:26,937 - That's the guy, right? He's jogging. - Yeah. Yeah. 118 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:28,328 Okay, here's the plan. I'm gonna go around the back... 119 00:04:28,353 --> 00:04:31,218 New plan! Let the big man roll! 120 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:35,734 It's good to stretch, right? 121 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:37,058 Yeah. 122 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:38,349 Hey. 123 00:04:38,714 --> 00:04:40,614 Aren't you Anthony Baer? 124 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:41,998 You'll never take me alive. 125 00:04:42,023 --> 00:04:43,084 No, I don't want to take you alive. 126 00:04:43,109 --> 00:04:44,467 Just gonna give you an envelope. That's all I'm gonna do. 127 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:46,426 Tell my wife I'm not getting divorced! 128 00:04:46,451 --> 00:04:48,303 - A man can love two women! - What? 129 00:04:48,328 --> 00:04:49,562 He's fast. 130 00:04:50,322 --> 00:04:52,124 Just... Hey! I'm just trying to give you... 131 00:04:52,149 --> 00:04:54,383 Hey, kid, give me the bike! Retired police business. 132 00:04:54,408 --> 00:04:55,828 Hey! The steering's jacked. 133 00:04:55,853 --> 00:04:56,750 It doesn't matter, kid. 134 00:04:56,775 --> 00:04:58,842 I've been riding my whole life, all right? Look out. 135 00:05:03,799 --> 00:05:06,767 Steering's jacked, man! The steering is jacked! 136 00:05:10,669 --> 00:05:12,568 Aah! 137 00:05:17,322 --> 00:05:19,528 Yeah. What's up? 138 00:05:19,855 --> 00:05:21,961 - You okay there, Superman? - Oh, yeah. Absolutely. 139 00:05:21,986 --> 00:05:24,032 Just a little scrape on the arm, that's all. 140 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:27,116 I'm talking about your eyes. Your pupils are different sizes. 141 00:05:27,141 --> 00:05:29,330 Ah, it's just the cop juices flowing, that's all. 142 00:05:29,355 --> 00:05:31,583 You look a little concussion-y. 143 00:05:31,608 --> 00:05:34,958 - Fired up. - I can't believe he got away. 144 00:05:34,983 --> 00:05:37,232 And he moved out of his apartment, so now we got nothing. 145 00:05:37,906 --> 00:05:39,186 No. I saw something on his shirt, okay. 146 00:05:39,211 --> 00:05:40,510 He had... 147 00:05:40,535 --> 00:05:42,990 I got... You know what it said? It said "Staff." 148 00:05:43,015 --> 00:05:43,850 Oh, that's great. 149 00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:47,376 Now we know he works somewhere on the planet. 150 00:05:47,768 --> 00:05:49,968 There was an emblem be... underneath. 151 00:05:49,993 --> 00:05:50,981 It was like a, uh... 152 00:05:51,006 --> 00:05:52,795 I'm telling you, it was a baseball or, like, 153 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:55,245 a-a-a ball of yarn, or like, scoops... scoops of ice cream. 154 00:05:55,270 --> 00:05:56,987 Tomorrow, bright and early, let's meet up at that diner... 155 00:05:57,012 --> 00:05:58,545 - What? Tomorrow? - Yeah. 156 00:05:58,755 --> 00:06:00,606 No, no, no, no. This is a one-day gig. 157 00:06:00,631 --> 00:06:02,269 Oh, okay. So Superman's a quitter? 158 00:06:02,294 --> 00:06:04,320 No, Superman's got a lot on his plate. 159 00:06:04,345 --> 00:06:06,991 I gotta make banana bread... Oh, Superman's gotta get bananas. 160 00:06:07,782 --> 00:06:10,182 And eggs and yea... You make yeast or do you, like... 161 00:06:10,206 --> 00:06:11,313 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. 162 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:13,141 - Do you buy yeast? - Where would you go to... 163 00:06:13,330 --> 00:06:15,151 Where do you go to buy yeast? 164 00:06:20,593 --> 00:06:22,426 Oh, boy. 165 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,967 Hey, uh, Dad? There's somebody here to see you. 166 00:06:29,992 --> 00:06:31,325 What? Who? 167 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:32,516 Just come on. 168 00:06:32,541 --> 00:06:34,407 All right. What? 169 00:06:35,585 --> 00:06:38,319 - Ohh! There he is! - Guy! 170 00:06:38,344 --> 00:06:40,280 - What are you guys doing here? - We're here to watch the game. 171 00:06:40,305 --> 00:06:42,501 Yeah, you never come to Enzo's anymore, 172 00:06:42,526 --> 00:06:45,131 - so we brought Enzo's to you. - Yeah. 173 00:06:45,156 --> 00:06:47,457 Along with a little message from Enzo himself... 174 00:06:47,492 --> 00:06:50,252 "Profits are dipping. Please come back soon." 175 00:06:50,838 --> 00:06:53,272 Uh, very sweet of you guys, but I... 176 00:06:53,297 --> 00:06:55,631 I got a lotta things going on. I can't... I can't do it. 177 00:06:55,656 --> 00:06:57,589 What are you cooking? Oh, this is a sports bra. 178 00:06:57,614 --> 00:06:59,709 Sorry. 179 00:06:59,734 --> 00:07:02,787 Actually, Dad, we can handle the laundry. 180 00:07:02,812 --> 00:07:04,645 You... No, I gotta make a banana bread. I can't... 181 00:07:04,670 --> 00:07:05,607 No, we already made it. 182 00:07:05,632 --> 00:07:07,845 And by "we," she means... 183 00:07:07,943 --> 00:07:09,721 we. 184 00:07:12,514 --> 00:07:14,258 All right, guess I'm watching the game. 185 00:07:14,283 --> 00:07:15,716 - Yeah! - Yeah. 186 00:07:15,741 --> 00:07:18,742 I heard through the grapevine you did a gig with Cellucci. 187 00:07:18,767 --> 00:07:20,834 Oh, yeah. It was a... it was an easy one. 188 00:07:20,859 --> 00:07:23,693 One-day deal. You know, just serving papers. 189 00:07:23,718 --> 00:07:24,769 Should've been in and out, 190 00:07:24,794 --> 00:07:27,311 but, of course, Cellucci blew it. 191 00:07:27,336 --> 00:07:30,492 - She's usually pretty good. - Yeah, not yesterday she wasn't. 192 00:07:31,343 --> 00:07:32,544 Well, what happened to your arm? 193 00:07:32,569 --> 00:07:34,170 Oh. I was, uh... 194 00:07:34,195 --> 00:07:35,178 I was out raking leaves, 195 00:07:35,203 --> 00:07:37,374 and the, uh, the rake, it just got away from me. 196 00:07:38,286 --> 00:07:40,002 A rake did that? 197 00:07:41,119 --> 00:07:43,504 Either way, it's good that you're gettin' back out there. 198 00:07:43,529 --> 00:07:44,989 You know what? I gotta say, it was kind of fun. 199 00:07:45,014 --> 00:07:47,843 I'm sorry. I'm a little fuzzy on this rake thing. 200 00:07:48,952 --> 00:07:51,629 - How does a rake hurt you there? - Just leave it alone, guy. 201 00:07:51,654 --> 00:07:53,772 Guy, I'm just working it out through my head. 202 00:07:53,797 --> 00:07:55,475 It doesn't add up. 203 00:07:55,863 --> 00:07:58,380 Kyle, we're talking about how great it is 204 00:07:58,405 --> 00:08:01,634 that your brother, the widower, is getting back on his feet. 205 00:08:01,659 --> 00:08:03,116 Okay, fine. 206 00:08:03,141 --> 00:08:04,986 I'll work it out on my own. 207 00:08:06,449 --> 00:08:08,462 So, uh, you gonna do more gigs? 208 00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:10,244 I don't know. I guess if Cellucci had something for me, 209 00:08:10,269 --> 00:08:11,283 I would do it, you know. 210 00:08:11,308 --> 00:08:12,799 No, no. Why wait for Cellucci? 211 00:08:12,824 --> 00:08:15,018 Go down there and get your own gigs. 212 00:08:15,043 --> 00:08:17,344 Yeah, You're a 20-year vet. You're still in good shape. 213 00:08:17,369 --> 00:08:20,762 - Yeah. - That's true. I mean... 214 00:08:23,141 --> 00:08:24,540 Yeah, maybe I will. Maybe I will. 215 00:08:24,565 --> 00:08:26,565 - Yeah! There you go! - Great. 216 00:08:26,693 --> 00:08:29,885 Okay, unless someone actually threw a rake at you... 217 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:32,619 It just doesn't add up. 218 00:08:32,644 --> 00:08:33,708 - Guy! - Guy! 219 00:08:35,858 --> 00:08:38,292 Excuse me. Is this, uh, Golden Phoenix Security? 220 00:08:38,317 --> 00:08:39,629 - Yes, it is. - Oh. 221 00:08:39,654 --> 00:08:42,147 Well, in that case, you got yourself a problem. 222 00:08:42,284 --> 00:08:44,650 I don't work here. 223 00:08:45,301 --> 00:08:48,235 Kevin Gable, Nassau Police, 20-year vet. 224 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:49,369 I just did a gig with you guys. 225 00:08:49,394 --> 00:08:50,892 I worked with, uh, Vanessa Cellucci. 226 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:52,149 Oh. You worked for Vanessa? 227 00:08:52,174 --> 00:08:54,875 No. Not for. With. 228 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:56,533 She's great gal, though. Great gal. 229 00:08:56,558 --> 00:08:58,158 She really is. She's fantastic. 230 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:00,168 You know what it is? It's kind of like a level thing, though. 231 00:09:00,193 --> 00:09:02,520 I'm, like, more Seal Team Six, you know? 232 00:09:02,545 --> 00:09:05,153 She's... she's kinda like Seal Team Two, 233 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,009 Two and a Half, in that area. 234 00:09:07,034 --> 00:09:08,604 If she's even Seal Team. 235 00:09:08,629 --> 00:09:09,759 You know, I'm not even sure about that. 236 00:09:09,784 --> 00:09:11,693 She might be the guy on the aircraft carrier 237 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,876 "with the... the flashlights... "Hey, park the plane over here"" 238 00:09:16,635 --> 00:09:18,669 Anyway, here's my rezzy. Enjoy that. 239 00:09:18,694 --> 00:09:20,847 Great. I'll, uh, give it to the owner. 240 00:09:20,872 --> 00:09:23,313 Thank you. That's... that's very nice of you. 241 00:09:28,470 --> 00:09:30,914 What's up, girl? 242 00:09:31,561 --> 00:09:33,394 It's my company, dummy. 243 00:09:33,419 --> 00:09:35,742 Greg's my I.T. guy. 244 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:39,367 Hey, thanks for the heads-up, Greggie. 245 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,459 I can't believe you. 246 00:09:43,484 --> 00:09:44,693 I get you a job, 247 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,482 and your first instinct is to throw me under the bus? 248 00:09:47,507 --> 00:09:48,742 I didn't throw you under the bus. 249 00:09:48,767 --> 00:09:50,831 I was promoting myself by... 250 00:09:51,069 --> 00:09:53,387 pointing out that I'm slightly better than you. 251 00:09:54,153 --> 00:09:56,053 You are unbelievable. 252 00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:57,275 Why are you hiding this from me? 253 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:58,703 You don't tell me that you have your own company? 254 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:02,029 Because your fat ego won't allow you to take the job. 255 00:10:02,053 --> 00:10:04,342 What? I don't have an ego. I have no problem working for you. 256 00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:05,661 Oh, really? 257 00:10:05,686 --> 00:10:07,397 I'm Seal Team Six, 258 00:10:07,422 --> 00:10:08,990 and she's Seal Team Two. 259 00:10:15,729 --> 00:10:17,391 Hey, nothing wrong with Seal Team Two. 260 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:20,034 Those kids work hard, okay? 261 00:10:20,059 --> 00:10:21,519 And by the way, don't try to turn this around on me. 262 00:10:21,544 --> 00:10:22,435 You're the one who lied. 263 00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:25,094 I didn't lie to you. We are trying to help you. 264 00:10:25,277 --> 00:10:26,685 "We"? 265 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:28,520 No, I meant... I-I meant me. 266 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:32,013 I was trying to help you get back out into the world. 267 00:10:32,162 --> 00:10:35,177 "Out into the world"? That's what Kendra... 268 00:10:36,356 --> 00:10:37,822 Wait a second. 269 00:10:37,953 --> 00:10:39,186 Kendra put you up to this? 270 00:10:39,211 --> 00:10:41,192 Okay, please don't be mad at her. 271 00:10:41,217 --> 00:10:42,860 She was worried about you. 272 00:10:42,885 --> 00:10:46,142 She wanted me to throw you a job just to get you going again. 273 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,931 Oh, so this is a-a pity job? 274 00:10:47,956 --> 00:10:49,867 No, not pity. 275 00:10:49,892 --> 00:10:52,235 We just felt sorry for you. 276 00:10:53,523 --> 00:10:56,140 That's the definition of "pity." 277 00:10:56,641 --> 00:10:58,381 You know what? I'm out of here, okay? 278 00:10:58,406 --> 00:11:01,218 And by the way, the name you chose? Golden Phoenix? 279 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:03,143 Sounds like a Chinese restaurant. 280 00:11:03,168 --> 00:11:04,607 - What? - Yeah. 281 00:11:04,632 --> 00:11:06,098 Excuse me. 282 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:09,262 It's a bird rising up from the ashes 283 00:11:09,287 --> 00:11:10,920 into gold-ness. 284 00:11:10,945 --> 00:11:12,445 Mmm. 285 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:15,175 I'm gettin' pork fried rice. 286 00:11:19,343 --> 00:11:20,776 Oh. Hey, Dad. 287 00:11:20,801 --> 00:11:22,637 Kendra. How are you? 288 00:11:22,662 --> 00:11:24,098 Oh, I'm pretty good. 289 00:11:24,123 --> 00:11:25,410 I was thinking maybe tonight, uh, I don't know, 290 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:26,701 all of us get together, 291 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,053 maybe watch a movie or something after dinner? 292 00:11:29,078 --> 00:11:30,344 Yeah. That sounds good. What do you want to watch? 293 00:11:30,369 --> 00:11:33,037 Maybe that new one with Brad Pity. 294 00:11:34,155 --> 00:11:35,194 What? 295 00:11:35,219 --> 00:11:37,802 Vanessa told me about your plan, okay? 296 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,393 And let me tell you something. I don't want anybody to pity me. 297 00:11:40,418 --> 00:11:43,886 Oh. Pity. Brad Pity. 298 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,873 Wow. That was a long walk around the block. 299 00:11:47,277 --> 00:11:49,583 Effective walk. 300 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:53,952 Okay, so, Dad, what are you so upset about? 301 00:11:53,977 --> 00:11:55,632 Why would you go behind my back? 302 00:11:55,657 --> 00:11:57,221 Well, because. 303 00:11:57,246 --> 00:11:58,780 You know, all you've done for the past year 304 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,262 is take care of us. 305 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,519 Yeah. It's been a tough year. 306 00:12:01,544 --> 00:12:04,428 Yeah, I know, but we're okay, you know? 307 00:12:04,453 --> 00:12:06,344 And now you need to do something for yourself. 308 00:12:06,368 --> 00:12:09,781 Mom would want you to go back to work and see your friends... 309 00:12:09,806 --> 00:12:11,355 and shave. 310 00:12:13,627 --> 00:12:14,927 You don't... you don't like the... 311 00:12:14,952 --> 00:12:17,001 - Nobody does. - Oh. 312 00:12:17,026 --> 00:12:18,010 That's 'cause it's not done. 313 00:12:18,035 --> 00:12:20,824 Wait'll I go full ZZ Top on your ass. 314 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,202 It's gonna be here. 315 00:12:26,149 --> 00:12:30,142 - Oh, ho ho ho! - Ohh! Look who's back at Enzo's! 316 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,719 - Oh, big changes, boys. - Oh. 317 00:12:32,744 --> 00:12:35,707 Looks like K.G. is gettin' back in the workforce. 318 00:12:35,732 --> 00:12:36,348 - Yeah! - All right! 319 00:12:36,373 --> 00:12:37,433 Now that's what I'm talking about. 320 00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:38,240 Mm-hmm. 321 00:12:38,265 --> 00:12:41,201 "So I guess the old "rake injur"" cleared up? 322 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,094 It's gettin' there. 323 00:12:44,119 --> 00:12:46,078 So give us the details. Who you working for? 324 00:12:46,103 --> 00:12:49,047 Well, here's where I drop the big bomb... nobody. 325 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,992 That's right, you're looking at the founder and CEO 326 00:12:51,017 --> 00:12:52,517 of Gable Security. 327 00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:57,151 ""Where In Security is a Good Thing"" 328 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:00,203 How's insecurity a good thing? 329 00:13:00,228 --> 00:13:02,117 No, no, no, no, no. Not "insecurity." 330 00:13:02,142 --> 00:13:05,212 It's "In..."... new word... "Security." 331 00:13:05,839 --> 00:13:07,272 And you're in security. 332 00:13:07,297 --> 00:13:08,596 You're getting, like, a hug, like, a muffin. 333 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,810 You know? Like, you're in it. You're warm. 334 00:13:10,852 --> 00:13:11,984 - I like it. - Right? I... 335 00:13:12,009 --> 00:13:14,376 That's why I love your fat face, Mott. I love it. 336 00:13:16,663 --> 00:13:18,596 I also like that you're startin' your own business. 337 00:13:18,621 --> 00:13:20,836 - Right? - Yeah, man, just like Vanessa did. 338 00:13:20,861 --> 00:13:22,627 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 339 00:13:22,652 --> 00:13:24,860 I did... I had this idea years ago, okay. 340 00:13:24,885 --> 00:13:26,119 Vanessa stole it from me. 341 00:13:26,144 --> 00:13:28,853 I don't know, man. I mean, a lot of cops have that idea. 342 00:13:28,878 --> 00:13:30,544 - I know I did. - Me, too. 343 00:13:30,569 --> 00:13:32,744 Me, too, and I'm a fireman. 344 00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:34,360 Doesn't matter. 345 00:13:34,385 --> 00:13:36,238 I'm gonna rocket past the competition, 346 00:13:36,263 --> 00:13:37,491 including Cellucci. 347 00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:39,549 I'm gonna be like that ride at Funland that... 348 00:13:39,574 --> 00:13:40,929 What was the one you threw up on, Mott? 349 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:41,594 The Catapult. 350 00:13:41,619 --> 00:13:42,924 Catapult! I'm gonna be like that catapult. 351 00:13:42,949 --> 00:13:44,476 I'm gonna catapult p... 352 00:13:44,501 --> 00:13:47,195 Wait a second. That's it. 353 00:13:47,299 --> 00:13:49,367 The Catapult... That was the emblem on the guy's shirt. 354 00:13:49,392 --> 00:13:50,427 What are we talking about? 355 00:13:50,452 --> 00:13:52,724 When Vanessa and I were trying to serve the guy papers, 356 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,248 he had a catapult... 357 00:13:54,273 --> 00:13:55,834 He must work at Funland. 358 00:13:55,859 --> 00:13:59,094 I-I-I gotta go. This this makes sense! 359 00:13:59,909 --> 00:14:01,882 I'll tell you what doesn't make sense... 360 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,913 that rake story. 361 00:14:09,973 --> 00:14:12,022 - Hello? - Oh, hey, Vanessa. 362 00:14:12,047 --> 00:14:14,075 Well, you'll never guess who just trapped himself 363 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,585 an Anthony Baer. 364 00:14:15,610 --> 00:14:18,380 - That's right. Figured it out. - You did? 365 00:14:18,405 --> 00:14:20,572 - Mm-hmm. - So if you want to apologize, 366 00:14:20,597 --> 00:14:22,022 I'll let you know where he's at. 367 00:14:22,047 --> 00:14:23,694 I don't need you to. 368 00:14:23,719 --> 00:14:25,477 - I'm already here. - No, you're not. 369 00:14:25,502 --> 00:14:26,884 Uh, I can see you. 370 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,830 You're wearing a t-shirt with your IQ on it. 371 00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:33,134 No. No. No, I'm not. 372 00:14:33,159 --> 00:14:35,875 Okay, now you're looking around like a moron. 373 00:14:37,097 --> 00:14:38,463 Wh... Where... where are you? 374 00:14:38,488 --> 00:14:40,255 Right behind you. 375 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,569 I knew you were there. I just I was just setting you up. 376 00:14:42,594 --> 00:14:43,762 It's cool, right? We got him. 377 00:14:46,578 --> 00:14:48,452 So how'd you figure out he worked here? 378 00:14:48,477 --> 00:14:50,937 I was at Enzo's, and it hit me like a flash of insight. 379 00:14:50,962 --> 00:14:52,628 You know how my brain's, like, always working 380 00:14:52,653 --> 00:14:53,914 and it can't be explained? 381 00:14:53,939 --> 00:14:55,272 You know, like when someone gets hit in the head with a baseball, 382 00:14:55,297 --> 00:14:57,335 and all of a sudden, "Hey, I can play the ukulele." 383 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,767 You know, and they just crank it out? 384 00:14:58,792 --> 00:15:01,092 - That's how it happened. - Oh. 385 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,517 Yeah, how'd you figure it out? 386 00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:03,743 Called his wife. 387 00:15:04,516 --> 00:15:07,235 All right, not as flashy. Got you here, though. 388 00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:09,661 - What's with the getup? - Well, he knows what I look like. 389 00:15:09,686 --> 00:15:11,235 You look like the Unabomber. 390 00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:13,453 Okay, you can go. 391 00:15:13,478 --> 00:15:14,406 - No. - And I got this. 392 00:15:14,432 --> 00:15:17,463 Kevin Gable doesn't just give up. He finishes the job. 393 00:15:17,488 --> 00:15:18,808 Hey, you know what? 394 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,766 It's actually a good slogan for my new business. 395 00:15:20,791 --> 00:15:22,124 - What are you talking about? - Oh, you didn't hear? 396 00:15:22,149 --> 00:15:23,882 I started a new security company. 397 00:15:23,907 --> 00:15:26,007 Here's my, uh, business card. Check it out. 398 00:15:26,032 --> 00:15:28,260 Okay, this is a scrap of paper. 399 00:15:28,285 --> 00:15:29,482 'Cause the real ones aren't in yet. 400 00:15:29,507 --> 00:15:30,272 It's gonna take some time 401 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,225 'cause I'm gettin' Van Halen lettering. 402 00:15:33,651 --> 00:15:35,220 "Gable Security. 403 00:15:35,245 --> 00:15:38,123 "Where In Security is a Good Thing"" 404 00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:39,660 - Okay, what does that even mean? - No, no, no. 405 00:15:39,685 --> 00:15:41,866 It's"Ln..."... new word... "Security." 406 00:15:41,891 --> 00:15:42,990 Like you're in... 407 00:15:43,015 --> 00:15:44,968 Like you're embraced in the arms of security. 408 00:15:44,993 --> 00:15:47,039 - It's hugging you. - Still don't get it. 409 00:15:47,064 --> 00:15:49,102 Doesn't matter. It's gonna be huge. 410 00:15:49,127 --> 00:15:50,963 Thank you. Okay. Good luck with that. 411 00:15:50,988 --> 00:15:52,757 And hey, you know what? I'm gonna do you a solid. 412 00:15:52,782 --> 00:15:54,314 You need a location? 413 00:15:54,339 --> 00:15:57,236 You can have mine, and I will let the landlord know 414 00:15:57,261 --> 00:15:59,173 to hound you for the back rent. 415 00:15:59,198 --> 00:16:00,611 - Back rent? - Yes. 416 00:16:00,636 --> 00:16:03,142 That's what it's called when you can't pay the actual rent. 417 00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:05,678 I didn't think you were doing that bad. 418 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:06,873 It's okay. I'll work it out. 419 00:16:06,898 --> 00:16:09,904 It's not easy to start a business at 39. 420 00:16:09,929 --> 00:16:12,193 Shut up. 421 00:16:14,705 --> 00:16:17,839 At least you're out there trying something new, you know? 422 00:16:17,864 --> 00:16:20,598 I've been living in a cocoon since Donna. 423 00:16:20,623 --> 00:16:22,076 The kids just... 424 00:16:22,101 --> 00:16:23,663 keep trying to push me back out into the workforce. 425 00:16:23,688 --> 00:16:27,116 But I gotta tell ya, I don't know if I'm... I'm ready. 426 00:16:27,141 --> 00:16:29,775 Look, you lost your wife. 427 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,234 It'd take anybody time to crawl out of that. 428 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,088 I guess. 429 00:16:34,113 --> 00:16:35,659 All right, so what do you wanna do? 430 00:16:35,684 --> 00:16:37,096 Okay, how about this? 431 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,916 When... when you're getting strapped in, 432 00:16:38,941 --> 00:16:40,741 I'll come up behind and serve him the papers. 433 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,800 You want me to get in the actual ride and do that? 434 00:16:47,825 --> 00:16:49,496 Um... 435 00:16:50,654 --> 00:16:51,887 Yeah, I mean... 436 00:16:51,912 --> 00:16:53,778 full disclosure, I had a bag of zeppolis, 437 00:16:53,803 --> 00:16:54,902 like, a little while ago, 438 00:16:54,927 --> 00:16:56,894 so I don't know if it's the smartest move. 439 00:16:56,919 --> 00:16:58,339 But, uh, you know... 440 00:16:58,364 --> 00:16:59,589 Hey, you know what we could do? 441 00:16:59,614 --> 00:17:00,276 What? 442 00:17:00,301 --> 00:17:01,501 Remember we were on patrol 443 00:17:01,526 --> 00:17:02,816 in the parking lot at Mulcahey's that night? 444 00:17:02,841 --> 00:17:03,440 Yes. 445 00:17:03,465 --> 00:17:05,198 The guy who was trying to break into the convertible. 446 00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:06,957 - And we did the thing with the... - Yeah, we... Let's do that. 447 00:17:06,981 --> 00:17:08,381 - I love it. - Do you like it? 448 00:17:08,407 --> 00:17:09,521 - Let's go. - All right. 449 00:17:09,546 --> 00:17:12,992 I wanna go next. Let me on this thing. 450 00:17:13,017 --> 00:17:15,367 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, another drunk one. No. 451 00:17:15,392 --> 00:17:17,932 I wanna get one da ride! 452 00:17:17,957 --> 00:17:19,493 Oh, I got this one. Undercover park security. I'll take her out. 453 00:17:19,517 --> 00:17:20,899 - Oh, no, no, no, no. - Ma'am, you have to... Come on. 454 00:17:20,924 --> 00:17:22,723 - No, I'm totally... - I'm gonna write up your report, son. 455 00:17:22,748 --> 00:17:24,597 - Give me the name one more time. - Anthony Baer. 456 00:17:24,622 --> 00:17:25,685 Thank you. 457 00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,856 Here ya go. You've been served, Anthony. 458 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,138 Son of a... 459 00:17:29,163 --> 00:17:31,176 Ha! Aah! 460 00:17:31,201 --> 00:17:32,223 We did it! 461 00:17:32,859 --> 00:17:36,326 Well, I hate to actually admit it, but we pulled it off. 462 00:17:36,351 --> 00:17:37,784 - That was pretty good. - Right? 463 00:17:37,809 --> 00:17:39,721 And how happy are you now? You don't have to get on that ride. 464 00:17:39,746 --> 00:17:42,051 You were so scared. 465 00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:43,559 I wasn't scared. 466 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,224 It's okay if you were. 467 00:17:46,248 --> 00:17:47,162 You were the one who was scared. 468 00:17:47,187 --> 00:17:48,380 You're scared of the whole business thing. 469 00:17:48,405 --> 00:17:51,315 Okay, fine. Can we just admit it that we're both scared 470 00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:55,255 a little bit of the... the ride, life change? 471 00:17:55,424 --> 00:17:58,111 No. I'm not admitting anything. I'll prove it to you right now. 472 00:17:58,136 --> 00:18:00,770 So... how do you feel? 473 00:18:00,795 --> 00:18:01,927 I feel great. 474 00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:03,524 As a matter of fact, if this line wasn't so long, 475 00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:04,608 I'd ride this thing twice. 476 00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:06,466 Okay, well, I would ride it five times. 477 00:18:06,491 --> 00:18:08,858 - I will ride it 116 times. - Yeah. 478 00:18:08,883 --> 00:18:12,577 And understand this... I thrive in this environment. 479 00:18:18,646 --> 00:18:21,894 Yeah. 480 00:18:26,883 --> 00:18:28,961 Huh? Good. Good? 481 00:18:38,569 --> 00:18:42,733 Aah! Aah! 482 00:18:42,758 --> 00:18:44,899 We're good, right? Fun! 483 00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:53,500 I'm so glad you guys got the video. 484 00:18:53,525 --> 00:18:55,358 How many times did you pass out? 485 00:18:55,383 --> 00:18:56,367 I didn't pass out. 486 00:18:56,392 --> 00:18:58,492 I was so bored, I actually fell asleep. 487 00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:02,257 You know, the physics of that are actually quite fascinating. 488 00:19:02,282 --> 00:19:04,149 See, the surge of adrenaline... 489 00:19:04,174 --> 00:19:05,729 Stop ruining it. 490 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,337 So? You guys are doing this? 491 00:19:10,362 --> 00:19:11,595 You're going into business together? 492 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:12,893 We're thinking about it. 493 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,182 Yeah, nothing's been decided. 494 00:19:14,207 --> 00:19:16,190 Our brains got pretty rocked on that thing. 495 00:19:17,143 --> 00:19:19,222 Well, our vote is yes. 496 00:19:19,247 --> 00:19:21,528 In fact, I'm gonna go open some wine so we can celebrate. 497 00:19:21,553 --> 00:19:23,253 Please. 498 00:19:27,349 --> 00:19:30,023 Hey. I just... 499 00:19:30,048 --> 00:19:32,338 I wanted to say thanks for doing all this. 500 00:19:32,363 --> 00:19:33,655 But I'm still the dad, all right? 501 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,468 I'm the one who's supposed to be taking care of all you kids. 502 00:19:35,493 --> 00:19:36,897 No, I know, but that doesn't mean 503 00:19:36,922 --> 00:19:39,022 we can't look out for you sometimes. 504 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,624 Aw. Thanks. 505 00:19:40,649 --> 00:19:42,382 See that? 506 00:19:42,407 --> 00:19:43,873 That I like seeing. 507 00:19:43,898 --> 00:19:45,538 Yeah. Me, too. 508 00:19:45,563 --> 00:19:47,390 Okay... 509 00:19:47,805 --> 00:19:50,796 Just walk me through this, and I swear I'll let it go. 510 00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:53,689 Tell me what we're doing again. 511 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,013 Insurance fraud thing. 512 00:19:55,038 --> 00:19:56,474 We just gotta get a shot of this old lady 513 00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:58,146 without her back brace on. 514 00:19:58,193 --> 00:20:01,444 Oh! Just got a shot of her without anything on. 515 00:20:02,547 --> 00:20:04,247 Oh, man. 516 00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:05,881 I literally can't tell if that's her front or her Ba... 517 00:20:05,906 --> 00:20:07,339 I can't look at this. 518 00:20:07,364 --> 00:20:09,797 Ohh. Yeah, okay, let's take a break. 519 00:20:10,194 --> 00:20:12,606 Let's eat something. -I can't I can't eat right now. 520 00:20:12,631 --> 00:20:14,849 I-I have no appetite. I gotta wait for this to clear. 521 00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:16,471 Please, for a sec... All right, I'm good. 522 00:20:16,496 --> 00:20:17,783 You're good. 523 00:20:18,146 --> 00:20:20,482 You gotta be kidding me. 524 00:20:20,507 --> 00:20:22,215 can you check... Do you have mayo on yours? 525 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,803 Yeah. 526 00:20:23,995 --> 00:20:26,092 I supposed to have mayo on mine. 527 00:20:26,117 --> 00:20:28,014 Sorry. Deal with it. 528 00:20:28,346 --> 00:20:30,013 What... Can... 529 00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:31,437 Can you just switch with me? 530 00:20:31,462 --> 00:20:34,704 I am not going through this with you every time. 531 00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:37,788 I'm just asking you to take... 532 00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:42,068 - Synced and corrected by martythecrazy - - www.addic7ed.com - 533 00:20:42,093 --> 00:20:44,554 Was that so difficult? I don't think it was. 534 00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:45,890 Okay?