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Previously on Scorpion...

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Methane has begun to escape
into the atmosphere.

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In 30 days, half of life
on Earth is gone.

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In 90, all of it.

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I'll ankle Collins to me.

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He gets more than
25 feet from my side,

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he gets 50,000 volts.

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If things go sideways,

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It'll be your ass
on the line.

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PANNS is our marital creed.

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"SCABOBI"?

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It stands for
"Steady Calm Attitude

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Brings Optimal Bliss
Inherently."

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Today I read my own obituary.

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And the thing that hit the most

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was that it didn't
even mention Megan.

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I-I lost my-my wedding ring.

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Sly, it is a Band-Aid.
I will get you another.

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Paige is like fruit punch.

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And your brain

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is like a Ferrari engine.

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As the founder of Scorpion,

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I don't really need
to check with anyone.

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Appreciate the candor.

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Collins got Toby. Pull.

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You pulled me out?

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Methane geysers,
hundreds of them.

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This will start warming
the Earth's atmosphere

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within hours and then...

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Mass extinction.

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No way our government can
mobilize those resources

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to the Arctic
in that time frame.

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I don't care how much red tape's
involved, Carson.

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We've got tons of ice-gas
shooting through the atmosphere.

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It's gonna bake us all to bits.

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That is almost
entirely inaccurate.

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We have methane
escaping ice fissures,

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and it's getting trapped
in the atmosphere.

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Now, the "bake us to bits" part
is correct.

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Well, Mr. O'Brien, satellite
imagery has made us aware

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of a potential geological event
in the region,

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it's just...

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Not a geological event,
an extinction event.

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And there's nothing "potential"
about it.

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Now, if we don't get
some government support

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to plug those leaks
within three hours,

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enough methane will have escaped

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to permanently heat
the atmosphere

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and end human life
in 90 days tops.

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So we're gonna need
three dozen pieces

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of heavy construction machinery,

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and we'll need 50 workers--
no, no, no--

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make that 60 workers.

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Mr. O'Brien, there is no way
our government can mobilize

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those resources to the Arctic
in that time frame.

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Not to mention,
our top scientists

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have yet to determine
how much of a threat, if any,

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this methane leak is.

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Your top scientists
are all with me in Norway.

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Idiot.

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We're on our own.

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Nice. Fight the man.

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Why are we stopping here?

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We're far enough
from the methane to be safe,

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and I'm not just gonna

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drive around blind
until we have a plan.

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Walt's got a plan, we're just
a few dozen payloaders short.

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How are we gonna stuff up
all those fissures at once?

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What's that noise?

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I've seen classified photos

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of that beast
in Homeland briefings.

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That's the Russian X-138.

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The fastest military
helicopter on Earth.

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That is how we're gonna
save the Earth.

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We just need to steal it.

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I'm not sure all the methane's
out of Walt's bloodstream.

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I assure you, I am lucid.

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Now, right now, what is
our number one problem?

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I'm being forced to work with
a man who tried to murder me.

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Eh, I saved your life today,
I'd say we're back to zero.

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Our number one problem is how
to quickly and efficiently

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cork up the methane fissures.

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Exactly. We're gonna
use the helicopter

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as our cork dispenser,
we're gonna seed the clouds

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above the fissures
to make it snow.

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Snow falls into the fissures,
partially clogging them up...

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Temperature starts decreasing...

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Snow turns to ice...

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Totally sealing the fissures...

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Completely stopping
the methane release,

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the heating of the atmosphere...

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And the extinction event.

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Government sends a team to pump

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methane-eating bacteria
under the ice.

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No more worries.
The problem is,

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is that chopper
is most likely headed back

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over the Russian border
a few miles from here.

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So we have to cross a border?

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And steal a military helicopter.

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It's not like we can borrow
it from the Russians.

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There isn't a lot of trust
between our countries.

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Copter was heading northeast.

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Most of this border up here
is unprotected.

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Why don't we drive
in that direction

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and see if we can't find
where it went?

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Copy that.

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CIA has a dossier on this place.

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It's a luxury spa retreat

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for top Russian military,
their families and friends.

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Military?

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Place is full of top brass

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who carry their weapons
at all times.

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Okay, what else did they tell
you was in the facility?

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It's Lifestyles of the Rich
and Famous in there.

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The big shots go there
for saltwater pools,

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exercise studios, the works.

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Perfect.

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Why, are you thinking
of a getting a facial?

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No. To seed the clouds,

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we'll need silver iodide.

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Since we don't have
it, we will make it.

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We combine potassium iodide...

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Which is used as a decontaminant
in saltwater pools.

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...with silver nitrate.

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Found in the backs of mirrors
to keep them reflective.

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But we'll need the helicopter
to seed the clouds.

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It's still running
with a pilot at the ready,

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it seems like someone's gonna
use it any minute.

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They're using
military assets

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to fly around from
the local bases.

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But even if we get our hands on
it, who's gonna fly the thing?

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I can fly the copter.

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Pilot's license, remember?

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Oh, yeah, last time you flew us
somewhere, we crashed.

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PANNS.

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No disparaging of ideas.

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First N.

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We got to
delay whoever's using

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the whirlybird next,
so it's still there

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after we pilfer all
the chemicals we need.

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I speak fluent Russian, guys.

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I can get us past
that front desk.

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I'm just gonna need,
uh, that metal pen

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that you used to take notes
on my research in prison.

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Cabe, I'll need you to follow
some very simple instructions,

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and Happy, I'll need you
to be my wife.

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Come on, Toby.

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I'm, like, the only one here
she hasn't been married to.

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Hey!

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Hey, hey.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, settle down.

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Hey, it was a joke. A joke.

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Okay. Let's get to work.

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Cabe, one large step back.
25 feet.

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Uh, coast is clear.

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I'm fine. I'm fine, thanks.

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Sorry, man.

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Here, this must be
the helicopter manifest.

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Yeah. What-what was it

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that gave it away,
was it the little picture

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of the helicopter?

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Sorry.

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My bad.

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Therapy is a marathon,
not a sprint.

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Just shut up and read the
schedule, please, Collins.

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It says
General Victor Andropov

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is scheduled to fly out
in 22 minutes,

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right after his seaweed
treatment at the spa.

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Spa, okay, so we don't
let him leave the spa.

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Uh, Cabe and Collins,
handle that,

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Happy, Sly, Toby, uh, get
to the pool maintenance

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and grab blocks of
potassium iodide,

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and, uh, Paige and I will grab

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a bucket
of ice scrapers

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that I saw from outside,

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and then get the silver nitrate
from some mirrors.

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Look at the exercise room.

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Entire ceiling is
covered in mirrors.

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So was our hotel room

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in Santa Barbara, but somehow,
we're in the Arctic.

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We don't pull this off,

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your honeymoon will
be postponed forever

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and we'll all die before
your one month anniversary,

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so hands in.

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Huh?
Hands in.

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It's a sports thing.

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You put your hands
in a circle

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to get psyched up
for the big game.

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Now, the whole world
is counting on us.

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Now, hands in.

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All right, Scorpion,

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on three, ready?
Ready.

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One...
Sorry, Collins.

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Team members only.

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Two...

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When was the last time
everybody washed up?

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Three.

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We wasted three
seconds. Let's go.

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You got to be kidding me.

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Go Scorpion.

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Cabe?

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? Scorpion 4x02 ?
More Extinction

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

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If I knew there'd be this
much vent infiltration

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when I took this Scorpion job,
I might've reconsidered.

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Oh, yeah. Here is good.

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Yeah. That music
should be loud enough

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to cover the sound
of our scraping.

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Okay.

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What is it?

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Nothing, it's just
the, uh, the music.

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It's quite, it's inefficient.

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Isn't it?
I mean, if calisthenics

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is the goal,

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you'd get the same result
without the blaring soundtrack.

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Music makes it more fun.

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Not for the inner ear.

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Sensorineural hearing loss

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is no laughing matter.

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Well, music is not
an intellectual matter.

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Some things exist

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just to be
enjoyed, Walter.

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Not everything's constantly
cerebral, you know?

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Well, an increase in the amount
of cerebral activity

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would be a boon
to general society.

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Of course, yeah, it's just
a... an observation.

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Let's continue

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with the collection
of the silver nitrate.

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You know, fun fact
about silver nitrate.

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It's actually used
for certain eye treatments.

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It's not that fun
of a fact, actually.

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Oh, he's
a big old slab

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of Acipenser gueldenstaedtii.

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The scientific classification
of Russian sturgeon.

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Shut up. I don't want
to hear it.

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Hey. Showtime.

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Put this on.

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A "please" would be nice.

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Yeah, so would
a cold beer

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and a warm showgirl,

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and you're not getting
any of those either.

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Grab that hot wax.

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We're gonna need it.

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The funny thing, Agent, is that
criminals and law enforcement

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aren't all that different.

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Both highly intelligent.

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Both risk-takers.

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Yeah, but a criminal
does it for himself.

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Cops do it for others.

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That's the rub.

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I'm working on it.

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I'm desperately
hoping to switch up

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my 51% bad with
my 49% good.

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I would really love to make
that two percent leap.

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Well, for right now,
concentrate 100% on the job.

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Get into character.

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You've got to be kidding me.

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It's empty.

258
00:11:30,119 --> 00:11:31,986
They're out of potassium iodide.

259
00:11:31,988 --> 00:11:33,721
Uh, they must be
in between orders.

260
00:11:33,723 --> 00:11:35,122
That means we're in between
a rock and a hard place.

261
00:11:35,124 --> 00:11:36,991
No potassium iodide means
we can't seed the clouds,

262
00:11:36,993 --> 00:11:38,526
make it snow and seal
those methane fissures.

263
00:11:38,528 --> 00:11:42,429
And all life ends,
save for some gross insects.

264
00:11:42,431 --> 00:11:43,998
The bugs haven't won yet.

265
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,633
We've got all the
potassium iodide we'd need.

266
00:11:45,635 --> 00:11:46,767
It's just been dissolved

267
00:11:46,769 --> 00:11:49,703
in over 26,000 gallons of water
right above our heads.

268
00:11:49,705 --> 00:11:51,705
And in order to get salt from
salt water, you need to boil it,

269
00:11:51,707 --> 00:11:53,374
and I don't think they
make a pot big enough

270
00:11:53,376 --> 00:11:54,678
to hold a whole
pool's worth of water!

271
00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:55,374
Ah, right here.

272
00:11:55,378 --> 00:11:57,344
These pipes are hot.

273
00:11:57,346 --> 00:11:58,813
Must be headed
into the steam room.

274
00:11:58,815 --> 00:12:01,849
I can drain the pool water and
redirect it into these pipes.

275
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,551
We crank the heat,
vent the steam,

276
00:12:03,553 --> 00:12:05,119
and all that's left
in the catch basin

277
00:12:05,121 --> 00:12:06,987
is potassium iodide residue.

278
00:12:06,989 --> 00:12:08,422
That works. My
girl is brilliant!

279
00:12:08,424 --> 00:12:10,124
Except how do we protect
the swimmers?

280
00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:12,459
We drain the pool,
we create a suction

281
00:12:12,461 --> 00:12:14,628
that could pin somebody
to the drain. They drown.

282
00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:15,629
Then we clear the pool.

283
00:12:15,631 --> 00:12:17,998
Even if we could come up
with a lie

284
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,800
to tell the swimmers, none of us
speak fluent Russian.

285
00:12:19,802 --> 00:12:23,604
Not if we can get everyone to
leave the pool voluntarily.

286
00:12:23,606 --> 00:12:25,306
This is masked industrial dye.

287
00:12:25,308 --> 00:12:26,774
It's used to expose urine
in the pool.

288
00:12:26,776 --> 00:12:28,108
But if I take a
large chunk of it

289
00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:29,543
and break it up
while no one's looking,

290
00:12:29,545 --> 00:12:31,478
a dark blue cloud's
gonna form all around me

291
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:32,847
and they're all gonna think
I dropped some lemonade

292
00:12:32,849 --> 00:12:33,981
off at the party,
if you catch my drift.

293
00:12:33,983 --> 00:12:37,751
Your plan is to pee people
out of the pool?

294
00:12:37,753 --> 00:12:39,620
Grab a swimsuit
from the laundry

295
00:12:39,622 --> 00:12:40,888
and while I'm
getting changed,

296
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,957
I'm gonna search for how to say,

297
00:12:42,959 --> 00:12:45,659
"Sorry, I had an accident,"
in Russian.

298
00:12:48,364 --> 00:12:51,732
Sometimes I can't believe
I said, "I do."

299
00:13:06,816 --> 00:13:11,285
Okay. I think that's
the last of it.

300
00:13:11,287 --> 00:13:14,555
Yeah, okay, let's get it into
the bucket 'cause this music

301
00:13:14,557 --> 00:13:16,957
is giving me a headache.

302
00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:29,904
Uh-oh.
Let's go.

303
00:13:33,109 --> 00:13:35,609
Okay, this will heat the water
to about 215 degrees,

304
00:13:35,611 --> 00:13:36,911
more than enough
to turn it into steam.

305
00:13:36,913 --> 00:13:39,046
Okay, all the valves
are prepped for release

306
00:13:39,048 --> 00:13:40,147
for when the pool is empty.

307
00:13:40,149 --> 00:13:42,149
Okay. I'm ready.

308
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:48,656
You might not need to pretend
to pee to get people to leave.

309
00:13:48,658 --> 00:13:50,391
Come on, that's uncool, man.

310
00:13:50,393 --> 00:13:51,659
This is all I could find.

311
00:13:51,661 --> 00:13:53,160
Is it that bad?

312
00:13:53,162 --> 00:13:56,130
Only bad thing
is how turned on I am.

313
00:13:56,132 --> 00:13:57,898
Can't act on it.

314
00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,501
Wish me luck.

315
00:14:03,873 --> 00:14:06,573
Okay, I just broke
the second "N" of PANNS.

316
00:14:06,575 --> 00:14:08,575
No lying.

317
00:15:01,564 --> 00:15:04,231
Okay. Coast is clear.

318
00:15:04,233 --> 00:15:07,167
Open the valve.

319
00:15:11,073 --> 00:15:12,639
Pool's draining.

320
00:15:12,641 --> 00:15:16,110
Toby, you forgot the dye pack.

321
00:15:16,112 --> 00:15:18,712
How'd you make
the water turn blue?

322
00:15:18,714 --> 00:15:20,914
I improvised.

323
00:15:29,191 --> 00:15:34,762
Yeah. I think we're
just about done, comrade.

324
00:15:34,764 --> 00:15:36,663
Who are you?

325
00:15:36,665 --> 00:15:38,932
We're the guys that
just made you immobile.

326
00:15:42,104 --> 00:15:43,771
See, when you mix the wax

327
00:15:43,773 --> 00:15:46,807
with the plant proteins
in the seaweed, it makes this...

328
00:15:46,809 --> 00:15:50,044
super-hard candy shell
and you, my friend,

329
00:15:50,046 --> 00:15:51,412
are the sweet inner nougat.

330
00:15:51,414 --> 00:15:53,047
I will have you killed!

331
00:15:53,049 --> 00:15:54,815
I doubt that.

332
00:15:54,817 --> 00:15:58,085
But I might get an
itchy trigger finger.

333
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,820
Now...

334
00:15:59,822 --> 00:16:01,388
you're gonna tell
your copter pilot

335
00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:02,523
that you're not gonna leave

336
00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:04,224
for another hour.

337
00:16:04,226 --> 00:16:06,727
Do that, I stuff a sock
in your mouth,

338
00:16:06,729 --> 00:16:09,129
we leave and no one gets hurt.

339
00:16:09,131 --> 00:16:10,464
And by no one,

340
00:16:10,466 --> 00:16:13,067
I mean you.

341
00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:21,942
Okay, we are over 20,000 gallons
of water.

342
00:16:21,944 --> 00:16:23,610
We should be good.

343
00:16:23,612 --> 00:16:25,079
Opening the basin.

344
00:16:27,483 --> 00:16:28,782
Jackpot.

345
00:16:28,784 --> 00:16:29,883
Cabe, we need you to go

346
00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:31,418
to the loading dock
to get a handcart

347
00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:32,619
so we can move all this.

348
00:16:32,621 --> 00:16:35,289
Copy that.
We're on our way.

349
00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:41,061
That's more than
enough potassium iodide.

350
00:16:41,063 --> 00:16:42,930
- Man, it's hot as hell in here.
- Oh, you think?

351
00:16:42,932 --> 00:16:44,164
Okay, you guys take
care of that stuff.

352
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:46,467
I am gonna go hijack
the helicopter.

353
00:16:46,469 --> 00:16:49,336
Hey, that-that pilot is armed,
so I know you can outsmart him,

354
00:16:49,338 --> 00:16:51,738
but you can't outsmart a bullet,
so please be careful.

355
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,340
Copy that.

356
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,611
Now that you are all dressed,
I am kind of missing the speedo.

357
00:16:59,448 --> 00:17:02,082
I still got it.

358
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,286
You and Happy,
I'm glad for you.

359
00:17:06,288 --> 00:17:09,523
Oh, thanks, pal.

360
00:17:09,525 --> 00:17:11,358
You know, Happy told me
about how you're feeling

361
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,560
with the, uh, obit
leaving Megan out and all.

362
00:17:13,562 --> 00:17:16,063
That was a methane-induced
confession.

363
00:17:16,065 --> 00:17:17,131
She shouldn't
have told you that.

364
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:18,699
Oh, well, when
you're married,

365
00:17:18,701 --> 00:17:20,434
telling one spouse
is telling both.

366
00:17:20,436 --> 00:17:23,937
Yeah, that's the thing.

367
00:17:23,939 --> 00:17:25,305
You and Happy are married.

368
00:17:25,307 --> 00:17:27,141
And Cabe

369
00:17:27,143 --> 00:17:28,609
found Allie.

370
00:17:28,611 --> 00:17:30,511
Now Walter and Paige
are together.

371
00:17:30,513 --> 00:17:33,080
It's just...

372
00:17:33,082 --> 00:17:35,949
what do you do when you lose
your one true love?

373
00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:40,888
Sly, you have an opportunity
that almost no one ever gets.

374
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:43,257
You read your obituary
and now you can change it.

375
00:17:43,259 --> 00:17:45,692
Who is to say that true love
only comes around once?

376
00:17:45,694 --> 00:17:47,094
Maybe true love
is like a boomerang.

377
00:17:47,096 --> 00:17:49,329
Boomerangs do
only come around once.

378
00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:50,430
Point is, nothing
in the universe

379
00:17:50,432 --> 00:17:51,665
says that you can't
find love again.

380
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:54,635
And-and then one day, your
obituary is gonna read,

381
00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:56,503
"Sylvester Dodd
was a man so great

382
00:17:56,505 --> 00:17:59,072
that two wonderful women
fell for him."

383
00:17:59,074 --> 00:18:01,141
That's only gonna happen
if the world doesn't end,

384
00:18:01,143 --> 00:18:02,543
so can we pick up
the pace, please?

385
00:18:02,545 --> 00:18:04,578
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

386
00:18:13,455 --> 00:18:16,056
Hey, walk a little
closer to me.

387
00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:20,060
Block the bucket in
case anybody passes.

388
00:18:20,062 --> 00:18:21,562
Oh, no.

389
00:18:22,765 --> 00:18:24,298
Here, sit in the chair.

390
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,500
Sit in the chair.

391
00:18:28,571 --> 00:18:29,937
Ow.

392
00:18:29,939 --> 00:18:31,838
Ow. Ow!

393
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,607
What, are you trying to pierce
my skin with your thumbs?

394
00:18:33,609 --> 00:18:35,108
No, it's deep-tissue
manipulation.

395
00:18:35,110 --> 00:18:36,376
It breaks up the fascia tissue.

396
00:18:48,924 --> 00:18:50,123
Oh.

397
00:19:12,014 --> 00:19:13,280
Ow.

398
00:19:33,168 --> 00:19:35,335
Tú también.

399
00:19:40,609 --> 00:19:43,343
What the heck were you doing?

400
00:19:43,345 --> 00:19:45,379
I was... pleasuring you.

401
00:19:45,381 --> 00:19:48,282
Wh-What husband doesn't know
his wife has a bad shoulder?

402
00:19:48,284 --> 00:19:50,250
- Now they're gonna be suspicious.
- Well, I mean, they left.

403
00:19:50,252 --> 00:19:52,052
How suspicious could they be?

404
00:19:53,956 --> 00:19:55,889
Run, run.

405
00:19:57,726 --> 00:19:59,159
Happy, what's your status?

406
00:19:59,161 --> 00:20:01,328
Married.

407
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:02,929
You were there, remember?

408
00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:04,898
Come on, what's going on?
Okay.

409
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,700
I've got the pilot in my sight.

410
00:20:06,702 --> 00:20:08,969
I'm just gonna lead him
to the back of the copter

411
00:20:08,971 --> 00:20:10,804
and knock him out
with a concussive blast

412
00:20:10,806 --> 00:20:12,773
from the exhaust,

413
00:20:12,775 --> 00:20:17,311
all for the low, low price
of 17 cents.

414
00:20:42,838 --> 00:20:44,871
Crap.
Everything is in Cyrillic.

415
00:20:44,873 --> 00:20:46,807
You didn't anticipate that

416
00:20:46,809 --> 00:20:48,542
when you were getting
into a Russian helicopter?

417
00:20:48,544 --> 00:20:50,744
Uh, I thought things would be
in their standard spots,

418
00:20:50,746 --> 00:20:52,012
but this is some
kind of high-tech,

419
00:20:52,014 --> 00:20:53,847
experimental machinery.

420
00:20:53,849 --> 00:20:55,082
Okay, here goes.

421
00:20:57,119 --> 00:20:58,819
Double crap.

422
00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:03,990
Abraham Lincoln?

423
00:21:03,992 --> 00:21:05,826
Okay, this should be
the exhaust port.

424
00:21:05,828 --> 00:21:07,127
Second time's the charm.

425
00:21:17,373 --> 00:21:18,939
What the hell was that?

426
00:21:18,941 --> 00:21:21,375
What the hell was that?

427
00:21:21,377 --> 00:21:23,043
Happy? What the hell was that?

428
00:21:23,045 --> 00:21:27,681
I accidentally made Russia
declare war on Norway. My bad.

429
00:21:35,486 --> 00:21:38,366
Good news? I'm getting really
good at hog-tying people.

430
00:21:38,368 --> 00:21:39,734
The bad news is:

431
00:21:39,736 --> 00:21:44,605
the pilot's walkie is blowing up
with Russkie chatter.

432
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,474
Sounds like I rattled 'em
pretty good.

433
00:21:46,476 --> 00:21:48,342
I believe we need to get
out of this spa

434
00:21:48,344 --> 00:21:50,277
as soon as humanly possible.

435
00:21:50,279 --> 00:21:51,412
Uh, Walter.

436
00:21:51,414 --> 00:21:53,814
Our barrel of potassium iodide
is nearly full.

437
00:21:53,816 --> 00:21:55,549
- Where is the silver nitrate?
- The silver nitrate's

438
00:21:55,551 --> 00:21:57,318
on its way, but we
need to dissolve it

439
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,786
in water to
seed the clouds.

440
00:21:58,788 --> 00:22:00,788
Well, then it needs to be peanut
buttered with our chocolate.

441
00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:02,757
- And that'll take a second, too.
- Yeah, well, I'm not sure

442
00:22:02,759 --> 00:22:03,824
we're gonna have
all the seconds we need.

443
00:22:03,826 --> 00:22:04,859
We've got guards chasing us

444
00:22:04,861 --> 00:22:06,501
and I think they just came
onto our floor.

445
00:22:07,463 --> 00:22:08,629
Here, here, here, here.

446
00:22:09,699 --> 00:22:11,899
Okay, just get your butts
and cloud cocktail

447
00:22:11,901 --> 00:22:13,741
to this platform
and I will get us out of here.

448
00:22:17,507 --> 00:22:18,773
Um...

449
00:22:18,775 --> 00:22:20,608
You have no idea how to
fly that thing, do you?

450
00:22:20,610 --> 00:22:23,811
I'm-I'm just a little gun-shy.

451
00:22:23,813 --> 00:22:25,112
Literally.

452
00:22:25,114 --> 00:22:27,148
Boots, Toby, many boots running.

453
00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:28,182
Cabe? Guards are coming.

454
00:22:28,184 --> 00:22:29,450
Get out of there!

455
00:22:29,452 --> 00:22:32,319
Collins and I
will get the iodide salt

456
00:22:32,321 --> 00:22:34,855
and bring it to the helipad
via the service elevator.

457
00:22:34,857 --> 00:22:36,957
You heard the man.
Let's vamoose.

458
00:22:59,415 --> 00:23:02,717
Use your legs.
One, two, three, lift.

459
00:23:02,719 --> 00:23:04,218
Use your legs, genius.

460
00:23:04,220 --> 00:23:05,519
Almost on. Push.

461
00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:09,156
Hey, hey, hey.
Keep it down!

462
00:23:09,158 --> 00:23:11,325
Oh, my ankle.
Oh, man, my ankle.

463
00:23:11,327 --> 00:23:13,194
How bad?

464
00:23:13,196 --> 00:23:14,495
I don't know.

465
00:23:14,497 --> 00:23:15,529
It hurts like hell.

466
00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:18,365
All right, well, come on.
Try to stand on it.

467
00:23:18,367 --> 00:23:20,234
Yeah.

468
00:23:20,236 --> 00:23:22,636
Nope. Nope.

469
00:23:22,638 --> 00:23:24,705
It's like a knife in my tendon.

470
00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:26,207
All right.

471
00:23:26,209 --> 00:23:27,308
Let's go. Get on.

472
00:23:27,310 --> 00:23:29,410
You're riding on the cart
from here on out.

473
00:23:29,412 --> 00:23:33,380
Okay. Oh, nothing
suspicious about this.

474
00:23:34,984 --> 00:23:36,617
Honey?

475
00:23:36,619 --> 00:23:39,420
Gonna need to be airborne
real soon.

476
00:23:39,422 --> 00:23:41,388
I'm getting the
hang of it.

477
00:23:44,961 --> 00:23:48,262
Not an expert here, but that
rotor needs to be moving faster.

478
00:23:48,264 --> 00:23:50,965
Uh, this either guns the
engine or dumps the fuel.

479
00:23:50,967 --> 00:23:52,533
Well, what the hell?

480
00:23:55,238 --> 00:23:56,270
Eureka!

481
00:23:56,272 --> 00:23:58,906
Guys, we're cooking
up here. ETA?

482
00:23:58,908 --> 00:24:01,008
- Nothing at the moment.
- Cabe?

483
00:24:01,010 --> 00:24:04,145
So, almost at
the service elevator.

484
00:24:10,653 --> 00:24:13,220
There's a guard at the elevator.

485
00:24:13,222 --> 00:24:15,456
All right,
the elevator's not an option.

486
00:24:17,326 --> 00:24:19,260
We can't take the stairs
'cause the barrel's too heavy

487
00:24:19,262 --> 00:24:20,628
and Collins can barely walk.

488
00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:22,429
Yeah, and we're stuck
in a linen closet.

489
00:24:22,431 --> 00:24:23,764
We need a plan fast.

490
00:24:23,766 --> 00:24:25,633
You got something?

491
00:24:25,635 --> 00:24:28,536
Was it really that bad
of a massage?

492
00:24:28,538 --> 00:24:30,404
That's what you're thinking
about right now?

493
00:24:30,406 --> 00:24:31,872
No, it's just
we're together, so...

494
00:24:31,874 --> 00:24:33,274
things are meant
to be effortless,

495
00:24:33,276 --> 00:24:34,809
but I couldn't even
convince the manager

496
00:24:34,811 --> 00:24:36,377
that we were an actual couple.
That's a problem.

497
00:24:36,379 --> 00:24:38,612
Right?

498
00:24:41,050 --> 00:24:42,316
Does that feel
real enough to you?

499
00:24:42,318 --> 00:24:43,384
Yes.
Good.

500
00:24:43,386 --> 00:24:44,985
Russian hotel managers
and Mark Collins

501
00:24:44,987 --> 00:24:46,821
do not determine if we are
a real couple or not.

502
00:24:46,823 --> 00:24:48,589
We do. So get your head
back in the game

503
00:24:48,591 --> 00:24:49,824
and figure out a solution.

504
00:24:49,826 --> 00:24:51,458
Okay.

505
00:24:53,863 --> 00:24:56,130
Uh, guys?

506
00:25:00,636 --> 00:25:04,705
We're taking fire here!
We're under fire!

507
00:25:04,707 --> 00:25:05,906
Okay, we are still okay;

508
00:25:05,908 --> 00:25:07,474
this thing is known
to be bulletproof.

509
00:25:08,911 --> 00:25:10,578
More like bullet-resistant.

510
00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:12,179
Happy, get out of there.

511
00:25:12,181 --> 00:25:14,148
Okay. Here goes nothing!

512
00:25:16,853 --> 00:25:17,985
We're getting there.

513
00:25:22,658 --> 00:25:24,792
Is another part

514
00:25:24,794 --> 00:25:26,227
of this helicopter's
secret powers

515
00:25:26,229 --> 00:25:28,095
that it only flies sideways?

516
00:25:28,097 --> 00:25:29,563
I am figuring it out.

517
00:25:39,609 --> 00:25:41,642
See? Easy.

518
00:25:42,845 --> 00:25:44,745
Now, Cabe,
as soon as our guard is gone,

519
00:25:44,747 --> 00:25:46,513
we will meet you and Collins
at the valet,

520
00:25:46,515 --> 00:25:48,215
we'll steal a ride,
and we'll meet up with you.

521
00:25:48,217 --> 00:25:50,084
No, we're closer to
the Arctic van we stashed

522
00:25:50,086 --> 00:25:51,518
behind the Dumpsters.

523
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,654
We'll grab that.

524
00:25:53,656 --> 00:25:55,522
What's the plan, Walt?
Since we didn't have time

525
00:25:55,524 --> 00:25:57,157
to mix the aqueous solution
with the chopper,

526
00:25:57,159 --> 00:26:00,160
we are gonna let the chopper
mix the solution for us.

527
00:26:00,162 --> 00:26:01,996
Lost.
First, we are gonna

528
00:26:01,998 --> 00:26:04,331
launch the silver nitrate
into the cloud.

529
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,166
How?
It's an assault copter,

530
00:26:06,168 --> 00:26:08,535
I assume that it has
surface-to-air missiles?

531
00:26:08,537 --> 00:26:09,570
Oh.

532
00:26:09,572 --> 00:26:11,405
Yeah, roger that.

533
00:26:11,407 --> 00:26:14,408
Now, Happy,
you're gonna fly the helicopter

534
00:26:14,410 --> 00:26:15,676
in large circles
to create a vortex

535
00:26:15,678 --> 00:26:17,511
that will dissolve
the silver nitrate

536
00:26:17,513 --> 00:26:19,179
into the cloud's
water vapor.

537
00:26:19,181 --> 00:26:21,615
Then all it needs
is the potassium iodide.

538
00:26:21,617 --> 00:26:23,550
Which we will introduce
via grenade launcher,

539
00:26:23,552 --> 00:26:25,953
which you, Cabe,
will have positioned downwind.

540
00:26:25,955 --> 00:26:28,122
Once airborne,
it'll all mix in the sky,

541
00:26:28,124 --> 00:26:29,790
forming silver iodide crystals.

542
00:26:29,792 --> 00:26:31,592
The water will then freeze

543
00:26:31,594 --> 00:26:32,893
around the crystals
and it'll snow,

544
00:26:32,895 --> 00:26:34,828
plugging the methane leaks.

545
00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:37,097
Sounds good. Then all we need
to do is get to the valet.

546
00:26:37,099 --> 00:26:38,799
It's too risky to leave.
I haven't seen a shadow

547
00:26:38,801 --> 00:26:40,267
from his feet
in a while.

548
00:26:40,269 --> 00:26:41,502
We have no choice
but to take a chance.

549
00:26:41,504 --> 00:26:43,003
I prefer certainty
over risk.

550
00:26:43,005 --> 00:26:44,872
I prefer not to
die in a closet.

551
00:26:45,675 --> 00:26:46,874
Look, I get it.

552
00:26:46,876 --> 00:26:48,242
We are different people,
but we need to

553
00:26:48,244 --> 00:26:50,525
get the hell out of here and
nothing is ever 100% certain.

554
00:26:58,054 --> 00:27:00,020
It's 100% certain
we're screwed.

555
00:27:08,577 --> 00:27:09,609
Come with me.

556
00:27:09,870 --> 00:27:11,170
Okay, but we need

557
00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:13,172
to bring
this with us.

558
00:27:13,174 --> 00:27:14,773
It explains why we're here.

559
00:27:14,775 --> 00:27:16,175
You'll want to see
what's in it.

560
00:27:17,311 --> 00:27:18,444
That's not gonna
be possible.

561
00:27:22,550 --> 00:27:23,982
What'd you do to him?

562
00:27:23,984 --> 00:27:25,184
Kicked him in the gooty. Run.

563
00:27:29,089 --> 00:27:31,156
Uh, snookums?

564
00:27:31,158 --> 00:27:34,526
I'm, uh, trying to shave
the fuses on the explosives

565
00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:36,595
so they detonate
exactly where we want.

566
00:27:36,597 --> 00:27:37,729
So steady, please,

567
00:27:37,731 --> 00:27:39,431
or you're gonna
be a widow

568
00:27:39,433 --> 00:27:41,366
before the end
of the honeymoon.

569
00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:44,470
I am doing my best,
which you might understand

570
00:27:44,472 --> 00:27:47,873
if you were being
a little bit more SCABOBI.

571
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:49,741
Excuse me?
Of the two of us,

572
00:27:49,743 --> 00:27:52,411
I am unquestionably
more SCABOBI.

573
00:27:52,413 --> 00:27:54,112
Based on present wind speed

574
00:27:54,114 --> 00:27:56,448
and dispersal rates
of the helicopter blades,

575
00:27:56,450 --> 00:27:59,785
Cabe, Walter, you need to
launch these chemicals

576
00:27:59,787 --> 00:28:02,387
from points exactly two miles
apart from each other.

577
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:04,690
We'll drop the launchers
and the ammo.

578
00:28:04,692 --> 00:28:06,492
Sending you the coordinates now.

579
00:28:10,030 --> 00:28:12,865
Air pocket.
Totally routine.

580
00:28:16,937 --> 00:28:19,238
Got the coordinates.

581
00:28:21,308 --> 00:28:23,375
And we'll get to our coordinates

582
00:28:23,377 --> 00:28:25,344
as soon as we get a ride.

583
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,186
Now, now.

584
00:28:41,862 --> 00:28:43,595
All right? Yeah.
Yeah.

585
00:28:50,905 --> 00:28:52,471
So no one can follow us.

586
00:28:59,813 --> 00:29:01,213
Your coats.

587
00:29:01,215 --> 00:29:02,447
It's freezing
on the tundra.

588
00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:03,549
Be careful.
Good luck!

589
00:29:03,551 --> 00:29:05,584
You, too.
Hey.

590
00:29:05,586 --> 00:29:07,853
I just wanted to say,
if this high-odds plan

591
00:29:07,855 --> 00:29:11,223
does work,
maybe you guys can, too.

592
00:29:21,702 --> 00:29:23,368
Careful.

593
00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:25,470
All right.

594
00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:26,838
First launcher
ready to drop.

595
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,641
We're over
Walt's coordinates now.

596
00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:40,552
We're on our way.

597
00:29:40,554 --> 00:29:42,354
Cabe, once you get
to your rocket launcher,

598
00:29:42,356 --> 00:29:44,590
unscrew the detonator caps,
empty the gunpowder,

599
00:29:44,592 --> 00:29:47,092
and replace it
with the potassium iodide.

600
00:29:47,094 --> 00:29:50,228
The gunpowder residue is enough
to explode the rocket,

601
00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:52,631
which will disperse the salt
and silver into the clouds.

602
00:29:52,633 --> 00:29:54,433
Our drop spot.
Ooh.

603
00:29:58,138 --> 00:29:59,271
Okay, guys, I'm guessing

604
00:29:59,273 --> 00:30:01,406
we're minutes
from the point of no return.

605
00:30:03,644 --> 00:30:06,011
We found our rockets.

606
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:12,751
We're over
Cabe's coordinates now.

607
00:30:17,124 --> 00:30:19,658
50 yards from the launch spot.

608
00:30:19,660 --> 00:30:21,259
But there's a fissure
in the ice.

609
00:30:21,261 --> 00:30:22,527
We can't drive over it.

610
00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:25,097
We're gonna have to run for it.
All right, come on.

611
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:28,600
Okay, I got it, I got it.

612
00:30:33,607 --> 00:30:35,874
Come on,
let's go.

613
00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:37,509
Let's go. Come on!

614
00:30:37,511 --> 00:30:38,510
Come on, Collins!

615
00:30:38,512 --> 00:30:40,512
Hey, wait, hold up!

616
00:30:42,349 --> 00:30:44,950
God!

617
00:30:47,454 --> 00:30:49,655
Wait!

618
00:30:54,128 --> 00:30:56,395
Hey, Cabe!
Collins!

619
00:30:56,397 --> 00:30:58,830
Come back!

620
00:31:00,067 --> 00:31:02,100
Collins, you
got to keep up.

621
00:31:02,102 --> 00:31:03,969
We're talking the
end of the Earth.

622
00:31:03,971 --> 00:31:06,438
I'm well aware of that,
but I-I can't with my ankle.

623
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,073
Come on, we got to get
to the drop spot

624
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:09,041
and launch the rockets.

625
00:31:09,043 --> 00:31:11,543
Okay. Just-just go.

626
00:31:11,545 --> 00:31:15,180
The shocks are torture,
but the amperage won't kill me.

627
00:31:15,182 --> 00:31:16,815
You heard the man, Cabe.

628
00:31:16,817 --> 00:31:19,384
I can't just leave the guy
writhing in agony.

629
00:31:19,386 --> 00:31:21,019
Then take off
his stun cuff.

630
00:31:21,021 --> 00:31:22,154
He's not gonna
run anywhere.

631
00:31:22,156 --> 00:31:24,723
If I uncuff him
without a direct order,

632
00:31:24,725 --> 00:31:27,092
I violate a half a dozen
federal statutes.

633
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:29,261
Cabe, what we're doing
is more important.

634
00:31:29,263 --> 00:31:31,096
We don't have time for this.

635
00:31:33,434 --> 00:31:34,633
All right.

636
00:31:36,637 --> 00:31:38,403
If you screw me...

637
00:31:38,405 --> 00:31:39,671
I won't.

638
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:45,677
I am into circular
flight pattern.

639
00:31:45,679 --> 00:31:47,345
I'm gonna start
churning the air.

640
00:31:54,722 --> 00:31:56,254
Our first rocket's ready.

641
00:31:56,256 --> 00:31:58,223
Now or never, guys!

642
00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:00,325
First rocket's away.

643
00:32:01,895 --> 00:32:03,695
The silver nitrate
is registering

644
00:32:03,697 --> 00:32:05,230
on the meteorological gauge.

645
00:32:05,232 --> 00:32:06,798
It's dissolving
into water vapor!

646
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,401
We need to add
the potassium iodide!

647
00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:14,072
Cabe, let her rip.

648
00:32:15,576 --> 00:32:17,142
Seconds away.

649
00:32:28,288 --> 00:32:29,488
Collins!

650
00:32:31,358 --> 00:32:33,291
Sorry, Gallo.

651
00:32:33,293 --> 00:32:36,595
That two percent
makes all the difference.

652
00:32:36,597 --> 00:32:37,829
What's going on?

653
00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:39,164
Collins was faking it.

654
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,298
He's running to the truck.

655
00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:41,933
Just let him run.
You have the key to the truck,

656
00:32:41,935 --> 00:32:43,168
I have the spare.

657
00:32:46,306 --> 00:32:47,339
Son of a...

658
00:32:47,341 --> 00:32:49,841
Here, let's move
that wet jacket.

659
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:55,280
He took the key
when we were changing clothes.

660
00:32:55,282 --> 00:32:57,282
Bastard.

661
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:03,388
Be well, Team Scorpion!

662
00:33:13,296 --> 00:33:14,976
Cabe, there's nothing
you can do about Collins.

663
00:33:14,977 --> 00:33:16,842
You need to fire the missiles.

664
00:33:20,264 --> 00:33:22,898
Soon as you're done
seeding, Happy,

665
00:33:22,900 --> 00:33:25,834
we're using that attack copter
to track him down.

666
00:33:25,836 --> 00:33:27,135
Copy that.

667
00:33:29,306 --> 00:33:30,772
All right, it could be soon.

668
00:33:30,774 --> 00:33:32,507
Just fired the last rocket.

669
00:33:32,509 --> 00:33:34,609
Me, too.

670
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,813
I'm seeing a lot of evidence
of cloud seeding.

671
00:33:38,815 --> 00:33:39,948
This last pass should do it.

672
00:33:49,259 --> 00:33:52,694
Guys, snow.

673
00:33:54,197 --> 00:33:55,864
It's a lot of snow.

674
00:33:55,866 --> 00:33:58,033
It's
a lot of snow.

675
00:34:00,304 --> 00:34:01,836
It's working!

676
00:34:01,838 --> 00:34:03,638
Total whiteout
on the ice fields.

677
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,273
Snow will fill the fissures,

678
00:34:05,275 --> 00:34:07,442
freeze up and then stop
all the leaks.

679
00:34:07,444 --> 00:34:08,710
Then Homeland gets
a new drill up here,

680
00:34:08,712 --> 00:34:10,645
they pump in
methane-eating bacteria,

681
00:34:10,647 --> 00:34:12,380
and we head out of Dodge.

682
00:34:12,382 --> 00:34:14,316
Easy-peasy.

683
00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:19,621
Doc, when you said
"total whiteout,"

684
00:34:19,623 --> 00:34:23,291
does that mean you can't see
the road from the sky?

685
00:34:23,293 --> 00:34:25,260
Yeah, visibility's
basically nil.

686
00:34:25,262 --> 00:34:28,797
Meaning no way of
tracking Collins.

687
00:34:28,799 --> 00:34:31,933
He is a crafty sociopath.

688
00:34:35,439 --> 00:34:37,272
Prisoner engaged in acts
throughout the day

689
00:34:37,274 --> 00:34:38,640
aimed at his planned escape.

690
00:34:38,642 --> 00:34:41,509
I'm certain now that
he dropped me in the drink

691
00:34:41,511 --> 00:34:43,812
on purpose so he could
get my clothes off.

692
00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:47,082
Uh, uh, to get my keys.

693
00:34:47,084 --> 00:34:49,684
He took an opportunity
to play mind games on everyone.

694
00:34:49,686 --> 00:34:51,953
It culminated in
the feigned injury.

695
00:34:51,955 --> 00:34:54,823
As a result, to avoid the
shock torture of the prisoner,

696
00:34:54,825 --> 00:34:56,157
I disabled his cuff.

697
00:34:56,159 --> 00:34:57,892
I-I was the one
who suggested it.

698
00:34:57,894 --> 00:34:59,127
I unlocked it.

699
00:34:59,129 --> 00:35:00,228
I set him loose.

700
00:35:00,230 --> 00:35:02,797
Was this whole thing a ruse?

701
00:35:02,799 --> 00:35:04,132
The extinction event?

702
00:35:04,134 --> 00:35:07,268
No, that was very real,
and has been averted.

703
00:35:07,270 --> 00:35:09,537
The likely scenario is, is
that Collins has been waiting

704
00:35:09,539 --> 00:35:12,207
for something big to come
along to get us involved.

705
00:35:12,209 --> 00:35:13,975
Knowing security would be loose.

706
00:35:13,977 --> 00:35:16,344
Not loose, Cabe had that yutz
on his hip all day.

707
00:35:16,346 --> 00:35:19,748
And the six billion ruble
Russian attack helicopter?

708
00:35:19,750 --> 00:35:20,815
Ditched it in Norway.

709
00:35:20,817 --> 00:35:22,984
W-We did leave a note
on the windshield,

710
00:35:22,986 --> 00:35:26,855
said, uh, "Thank you for the
loaner, your friend, America."

711
00:35:26,857 --> 00:35:28,390
So all's well that ends well.

712
00:35:29,326 --> 00:35:32,360
Thank you for the debriefing,
Agent Gallo.

713
00:35:34,698 --> 00:35:36,064
I screwed up.

714
00:35:36,066 --> 00:35:38,133
H-Hey, hey.

715
00:35:38,135 --> 00:35:41,036
Do not second-guess prioritizing
the fate of the world

716
00:35:41,038 --> 00:35:42,904
over a scheming lunatic.

717
00:35:42,906 --> 00:35:44,706
It's the military man in me.

718
00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:46,975
When your superior officer
gives you that icy stare,

719
00:35:46,977 --> 00:35:48,810
you know the conversation
ain't finished.

720
00:35:48,812 --> 00:35:50,345
I told
you to do it,

721
00:35:50,347 --> 00:35:51,713
I will take the heat.

722
00:35:51,715 --> 00:35:53,782
Interpol has Collins'

723
00:35:53,784 --> 00:35:55,350
photo and prints.

724
00:35:55,352 --> 00:35:57,552
He's got no money or ID.

725
00:35:57,554 --> 00:35:59,721
We'll get him back,
I-I'm confident of that.

726
00:36:03,627 --> 00:36:06,027
Didn't you say
you have a date

727
00:36:06,029 --> 00:36:07,595
with Allie?

728
00:36:07,597 --> 00:36:09,597
You're right.

729
00:36:09,599 --> 00:36:11,566
I'm gonna pick up some takeout
from Kovelsky's,

730
00:36:11,568 --> 00:36:13,435
curl up with my girl,

731
00:36:13,437 --> 00:36:16,705
try to forget about today
for a while.

732
00:36:23,246 --> 00:36:27,382
Personally, Collins
on the loose has me terrified.

733
00:36:27,384 --> 00:36:31,052
He lied to me flawlessly
and he had us questioning PANNS

734
00:36:31,054 --> 00:36:32,887
from P all the way to SCABOBI.

735
00:36:32,889 --> 00:36:36,124
Yeah, maybe that's not
such a bad thing.

736
00:36:37,227 --> 00:36:39,627
I know I was a co-drafter
of the PANNS document,

737
00:36:39,629 --> 00:36:41,596
but I don't think
we need a marital creed.

738
00:36:41,598 --> 00:36:43,898
We just survived
the stressors

739
00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,366
of a catastrophic world event

740
00:36:45,368 --> 00:36:47,902
while working with
a psycho who tried to kill you.

741
00:36:47,904 --> 00:36:49,337
And we're still together.

742
00:36:49,339 --> 00:36:51,706
I'd say our marriage
is pretty resilient.

743
00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:53,942
I'd say you're pretty fantastic.

744
00:36:53,944 --> 00:36:55,910
That being said,
Collins gives me

745
00:36:55,912 --> 00:36:58,580
the willies,
so for a romantic night in,

746
00:36:58,582 --> 00:37:01,616
how about we install
security cameras and an alarm?

747
00:37:01,618 --> 00:37:04,252
Be still, my heart.

748
00:37:04,254 --> 00:37:05,754
Let's do it.

749
00:37:05,756 --> 00:37:08,389
Two seconds.

750
00:37:11,561 --> 00:37:13,628
Hey. Made you something.

751
00:37:13,630 --> 00:37:14,796
Hey.

752
00:37:16,299 --> 00:37:17,632
A ring?

753
00:37:17,634 --> 00:37:19,033
It's a Lucite mold,

754
00:37:19,035 --> 00:37:22,904
with strips of your original
wedding Band-Aid layered inside.

755
00:37:24,241 --> 00:37:27,108
You didn't slip off the rope
when Paige was pulling you up.

756
00:37:27,110 --> 00:37:29,911
You intentionally went

757
00:37:29,913 --> 00:37:33,414
back into the crevasse,
facing great peril.

758
00:37:33,416 --> 00:37:37,719
I know how much it meant to you.
Now it's permanent.

759
00:37:37,721 --> 00:37:39,921
No need to replace
it every day.

760
00:37:39,923 --> 00:37:43,057
One less thing to worry about
as you plot your new path

761
00:37:43,059 --> 00:37:45,894
and rewrite that
future obituary of yours?

762
00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:49,497
Oh. Toby told you
about our talk.

763
00:37:49,499 --> 00:37:51,766
I guess you guys tell each other
everything now.

764
00:37:51,768 --> 00:37:53,468
Kind of, yeah.

765
00:37:53,470 --> 00:37:56,871
Well, I already know
what my new obituary will say.

766
00:37:56,873 --> 00:38:00,108
"Sylvester Dodd.

767
00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:03,144
He had the very best friends."

768
00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:10,118
Thank you, Happy.

769
00:38:10,921 --> 00:38:13,021
I picked up
those blintzes you like.

770
00:38:13,023 --> 00:38:15,323
Listen, are you sure
you want to stay in?

771
00:38:15,325 --> 00:38:17,058
Because I'm willing to go out.

772
00:38:17,060 --> 00:38:18,226
All right, well,
if I fall asleep

773
00:38:18,228 --> 00:38:20,495
on the couch or something...

774
00:38:20,497 --> 00:38:23,164
just throw a shoe at me.

775
00:38:25,836 --> 00:38:27,769
Director Carson.

776
00:38:27,771 --> 00:38:30,171
Agent Gallo, you're under arrest
for instigating an escape.

777
00:38:30,173 --> 00:38:32,106
You got to be kidding me.

778
00:38:32,108 --> 00:38:34,175
- Gun and badge.
- The option was the end

779
00:38:34,177 --> 00:38:36,411
of humanity.
You would've preferred that?

780
00:38:36,413 --> 00:38:38,713
Gun and badge.

781
00:38:38,715 --> 00:38:40,081
I want a lawyer.

782
00:38:41,051 --> 00:38:43,084
Gonna need one.

783
00:38:52,395 --> 00:38:53,561
Hey.

784
00:38:55,765 --> 00:38:57,198
Walt, will you
get me my drink?

785
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,601
I left it in there
the other day.

786
00:38:59,603 --> 00:39:01,769
Mm-hmm.

787
00:39:06,476 --> 00:39:07,742
Is that, um...

788
00:39:07,744 --> 00:39:08,877
Uh, fruit punch.

789
00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:11,613
I had the juice place
make it for me.

790
00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:13,581
Mm. Still perfect.

791
00:39:16,253 --> 00:39:18,319
Fermented fish.

792
00:39:18,321 --> 00:39:20,088
It's the best.

793
00:39:25,028 --> 00:39:26,694
What are you thinking about?

794
00:39:28,231 --> 00:39:31,366
Uh, stuff Collins said.

795
00:39:33,336 --> 00:39:35,303
Me, too.

796
00:39:35,305 --> 00:39:38,139
Yeah, he said some
incendiary things,

797
00:39:38,141 --> 00:39:43,645
but that, in retrospect,
given his true motive-- escape--

798
00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:46,648
I don't think he said anything
that was an honest observation.

799
00:39:46,650 --> 00:39:48,950
Yeah, yeah, he was just trying
to get in our heads.

800
00:39:48,952 --> 00:39:50,118
Yeah, it was to distract us.

801
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,519
And if Collins thinks
he can divide us

802
00:39:51,521 --> 00:39:52,787
with his lies,

803
00:39:52,789 --> 00:39:54,522
then he is not the genius
we think he is.

804
00:39:54,524 --> 00:39:56,057
Yeah, he's a pretty
stupid genius.

805
00:40:04,067 --> 00:40:06,200
Give me a swig of that, and...

806
00:40:06,202 --> 00:40:08,403
Swigging and...

807
00:40:13,410 --> 00:40:14,876
Mm.

808
00:40:14,878 --> 00:40:16,144
I love fruit punch.

809
00:40:16,146 --> 00:40:17,545
You know what? I'm starving.

810
00:40:20,350 --> 00:40:22,650
Mm, I love... fermented...

811
00:40:23,853 --> 00:40:24,986
Uh...

812
00:40:24,988 --> 00:40:26,321
- Yeah.
- Uh-- no, I can't.

813
00:40:26,323 --> 00:40:28,423
Good? No?

814
00:40:31,561 --> 00:40:33,094
I appreciate the effort.

815
00:40:35,131 --> 00:40:37,165
Walter, kiss me.

816
00:40:49,045 --> 00:40:50,745
- Fish breath?
- Yeah, me, too.

817
00:40:50,747 --> 00:40:52,347
- I don't care.
-Me neither. Mm.

818
00:40:56,566 --> 00:41:03,466
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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