1 00:00:01,161 --> 00:00:02,161 No secrets. 2 00:00:03,112 --> 00:00:04,485 What about trust? 3 00:00:04,486 --> 00:00:05,886 It's better to read people's minds. 4 00:00:07,305 --> 00:00:10,938 Legion. All new, Mondays at 10:00 on FX. 5 00:00:13,552 --> 00:00:16,072 FX presents Pose. 6 00:00:17,959 --> 00:00:19,870 First there was the Twist, 7 00:00:20,046 --> 00:00:22,831 then the Mashed Potato, the Hustle. 8 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,841 In the '70s, everyone wanted to learn to dance like 9 00:00:25,842 --> 00:00:27,886 John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever. 10 00:00:27,887 --> 00:00:29,216 But in 1990, 11 00:00:29,217 --> 00:00:31,741 all anyone wants to do is "Vogue". 12 00:00:31,901 --> 00:00:33,491 Madonna's song, "Vogue", is in 13 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:35,953 its third week at number one on the pop charts, 14 00:00:35,954 --> 00:00:37,980 And the once-obscure dance moves 15 00:00:37,981 --> 00:00:39,896 popularized by the Material Girl's hit, 16 00:00:40,051 --> 00:00:42,947 borrowed from New York's hidden ball culture, 17 00:00:42,948 --> 00:00:45,080 are now truly "in fashion". 18 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,656 What's your name? 19 00:00:47,657 --> 00:00:50,050 I'm Missy Thompson from Staten Island. 20 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:52,443 I work as an executive assistant and I started taking 21 00:00:52,444 --> 00:00:54,707 the late ferry and having my husband order pizza 22 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:57,028 for dinner so I could stay in the city and take this class. 23 00:00:59,999 --> 00:01:03,239 I've met girls from New Jersey and Scarsdale 24 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:05,109 and the Upper West Side, even. 25 00:01:05,110 --> 00:01:07,325 And what do you think it... 26 00:01:07,326 --> 00:01:09,069 that it is that's drawing all of you here? 27 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:12,200 Madonna! 28 00:01:12,201 --> 00:01:14,525 If you're interested in learning how to Vogue, 29 00:01:14,526 --> 00:01:16,841 classes are being taught at the YMCA 30 00:01:16,842 --> 00:01:18,911 three days a week by resident experts. 31 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,441 But be sure to sign up early. 32 00:01:20,442 --> 00:01:23,051 Channel 5 News is being told that most classes 33 00:01:23,052 --> 00:01:25,066 are already full for the next four weeks. 34 00:01:25,456 --> 00:01:27,797 Sue Simmons, Manhattan. 35 00:01:28,886 --> 00:01:29,972 You got to help me. 36 00:01:29,973 --> 00:01:32,204 Slow down. Looks like you about to have a heart attack. 37 00:01:32,205 --> 00:01:34,533 I need you to add one more class this week. 38 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,383 I've kicked gangbangers off the basketball court 39 00:01:37,384 --> 00:01:39,777 and shooed homeless men out of the pool, no problem. 40 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:43,034 But these bridge and tunnel bitches are terrifying. 41 00:01:44,130 --> 00:01:47,319 - You better stop with that. - Honestly, Damon. 42 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:48,724 I've never seen anything like it. 43 00:01:48,725 --> 00:01:50,273 - Hmm. - They can't get enough of you. 44 00:01:50,274 --> 00:01:51,852 - Aw... - That little half-smile makes 45 00:01:51,853 --> 00:01:53,949 - all the ladies drop they drawers. - Okay. 46 00:01:53,950 --> 00:01:55,599 I am more than happy to add another class, 47 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,601 let's just make sure that everybody keeps their drawers 48 00:01:57,602 --> 00:01:58,819 up, okay? 49 00:01:58,820 --> 00:02:00,995 Five, six, seven, 50 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:03,085 eight. One. Two. 51 00:02:03,086 --> 00:02:04,782 Three, four. 52 00:02:04,783 --> 00:02:06,088 ? Do you understand... ? 53 00:02:06,089 --> 00:02:07,828 Crisper. Crisper. 54 00:02:07,829 --> 00:02:09,265 Now, I need you to move 55 00:02:09,266 --> 00:02:12,268 your arms as if they're swords. 56 00:02:12,269 --> 00:02:13,791 They're swords, okay? 57 00:02:13,792 --> 00:02:17,099 And knives, okay? Yes. 58 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,448 Right there. Uh-huh. Come on. 59 00:02:18,449 --> 00:02:20,450 Step up to the front. 60 00:02:21,662 --> 00:02:23,840 Five, six, seven, eight. 61 00:02:23,841 --> 00:02:25,237 One, two. 62 00:02:25,238 --> 00:02:26,543 Three. 63 00:02:26,544 --> 00:02:29,241 Four. Word. 64 00:02:30,809 --> 00:02:32,853 Clap it up, clap it up, clap it up! 65 00:02:35,209 --> 00:02:36,770 Hey. Do you think you can 66 00:02:36,771 --> 00:02:38,598 teach my husband to move his hips like you do? 67 00:02:38,599 --> 00:02:40,426 - Is he black? - No. 68 00:02:40,427 --> 00:02:43,212 Then sorry. No can do. 69 00:02:43,213 --> 00:02:45,388 Oh... Oh. 70 00:02:45,389 --> 00:02:47,477 - No, but good work. - You're hilarious. 71 00:02:47,478 --> 00:02:49,783 - Thank you. Thanks. - Good work. Good work, you guys. 72 00:02:49,784 --> 00:02:51,221 - Thank you. - Excellent work. 73 00:02:55,830 --> 00:02:57,878 Great work today. 74 00:02:57,879 --> 00:03:00,273 Thanks. First time? 75 00:03:00,559 --> 00:03:01,690 Was it that obvious? 76 00:03:02,111 --> 00:03:03,493 Yes. 77 00:03:03,494 --> 00:03:04,842 - Oh... - But, 78 00:03:04,843 --> 00:03:07,236 you can get the hang of it, okay? Uh, you know. 79 00:03:07,237 --> 00:03:08,889 The movements are pretty simple, it's just about gettin' it 80 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:11,371 - in your body. You know? - Now, I know that's not true. 81 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:16,637 You know, I'm not actually here to learn how to dance. 82 00:03:16,638 --> 00:03:17,898 I'm here for you. 83 00:03:17,899 --> 00:03:19,147 I'm a scout. 84 00:03:19,148 --> 00:03:22,357 I recruit dancers for concert tours. 85 00:03:22,358 --> 00:03:26,126 There is an address on the back of this card, 86 00:03:26,127 --> 00:03:29,475 be there at 9:00 a.m. on Saturday. I'm skipping you to the front 87 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:31,372 - of the line. - Uh, for what? 88 00:03:31,373 --> 00:03:34,289 For your audition for Madonna's Blonde Ambition tour. 89 00:03:59,419 --> 00:04:01,855 The category is... 90 00:04:01,856 --> 00:04:04,936 Live... 91 00:04:04,937 --> 00:04:06,765 Work... 92 00:04:07,409 --> 00:04:11,239 Pose! 93 00:04:14,667 --> 00:04:16,690 ? Pose 2x05 ? What Would Candy Do? 94 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:21,691 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 95 00:04:32,797 --> 00:04:34,587 I told y'all this was gonna 96 00:04:34,588 --> 00:04:35,859 be the year we break out. 97 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:38,739 First Miss Angel with her modeling 98 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:40,982 and now Damon on the road... 99 00:04:40,983 --> 00:04:42,400 ... with Ma-fucking-donna! 100 00:04:42,401 --> 00:04:43,691 Oh, my God. 101 00:04:43,692 --> 00:04:45,509 You gonna be a celebrity. 102 00:04:45,510 --> 00:04:47,121 Like, bodyguards and everything. 103 00:04:47,122 --> 00:04:48,773 I'm telling you, Mother's always right. 104 00:04:48,774 --> 00:04:50,862 - Thank you, daughter. - No, but hold your horses. 105 00:04:50,863 --> 00:04:52,559 It's just an audition. 106 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,301 You want me to be your manager like how I am with Angel? 107 00:04:55,302 --> 00:04:56,588 I can manage the both of y'all. 108 00:04:56,589 --> 00:04:58,658 You could be my second client. 109 00:04:58,659 --> 00:04:59,867 What time's the audition? 110 00:04:59,868 --> 00:05:01,362 Saturday, 9:00 in the morning. 111 00:05:01,363 --> 00:05:03,563 Yo, how did you even hear about it? 112 00:05:03,564 --> 00:05:05,547 One of the dancers from the Taylor Dane tour 113 00:05:05,548 --> 00:05:06,704 introduced me to the talent scout. 114 00:05:06,705 --> 00:05:08,314 So I showed her some dance moves 115 00:05:08,315 --> 00:05:09,794 right there on the spot. 116 00:05:09,795 --> 00:05:11,840 Didn't even shake her hand first, she told me she was 117 00:05:11,841 --> 00:05:13,476 gonna jump me to the front of the line. 118 00:05:13,477 --> 00:05:15,358 Boy, what's that mean, "the front of the line"? 119 00:05:15,359 --> 00:05:17,299 It means that she already knows that I'm better 120 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,258 than all those other bitches auditioning. 121 00:05:19,544 --> 00:05:22,127 They just dancers 122 00:05:22,128 --> 00:05:24,207 copying what they've seen in the video. 123 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:26,452 Mm-hmm. - I mean, this, 124 00:05:26,453 --> 00:05:27,725 this is our life. 125 00:05:27,726 --> 00:05:29,509 Yeah, you think Madonna's gonna be there? 126 00:05:29,510 --> 00:05:30,815 I hear she likes Latin boys. 127 00:05:30,816 --> 00:05:33,513 I don't know. But I hear she's really hands-on 128 00:05:33,514 --> 00:05:35,602 - with everything. - I always thought, 129 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:36,762 given the opportunity, 130 00:05:36,763 --> 00:05:38,275 that she and I would be 131 00:05:38,276 --> 00:05:39,929 - best friends. - Me, too. 132 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:41,986 Please, like that specimen of perfection 133 00:05:41,987 --> 00:05:43,525 would be desperately seeking to spend 134 00:05:43,526 --> 00:05:45,587 a moment with any of you peasants. 135 00:05:45,588 --> 00:05:47,720 ? Pump it, pump it... ? 136 00:05:47,721 --> 00:05:49,809 That being said, if you do book this job, 137 00:05:49,810 --> 00:05:51,501 I will be expecting an introduction. 138 00:05:51,502 --> 00:05:54,417 I'll try to send you all a postcard from Cannes. 139 00:05:54,418 --> 00:05:56,419 I've never in my life... 140 00:05:56,420 --> 00:05:58,639 ... wanted something more than this. 141 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:01,946 I mean, forget Al B. Sure! or Taylor Dane. 142 00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:03,731 This is Madonna. 143 00:06:03,732 --> 00:06:05,385 This is worldwide. 144 00:06:05,386 --> 00:06:06,951 Even my mom and... 145 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:09,172 - ... dad may see this. - I'm so proud of you. 146 00:06:12,116 --> 00:06:15,177 I am so proud of myself. 147 00:06:15,178 --> 00:06:17,179 Look at the opportunities I've provided for my children. 148 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:19,703 What you're about to do is going to make this house 149 00:06:19,704 --> 00:06:22,184 the most legendary of all times. 150 00:06:22,185 --> 00:06:23,229 ? Make my day. ? 151 00:06:30,976 --> 00:06:33,195 You know, it's nice to see you not depressed 152 00:06:33,196 --> 00:06:35,458 - on that couch no more. - Uh, depressed? 153 00:06:35,459 --> 00:06:38,200 Girl. I'm just stretching. 154 00:06:38,201 --> 00:06:39,723 Enjoying that extra space 155 00:06:39,724 --> 00:06:41,377 since them rug rats moved up out of there. 156 00:06:41,378 --> 00:06:43,727 Now you know you can't fool your mother. 157 00:06:43,728 --> 00:06:46,662 It's natural to miss someone even if that someone 158 00:06:46,663 --> 00:06:50,537 is a low-down dog of a cheater. 159 00:06:56,567 --> 00:06:58,106 Have you seen Ricky lately? 160 00:06:58,107 --> 00:07:00,065 At a ball here and there. 161 00:07:02,269 --> 00:07:04,487 - You know, I tried to talk to him. - Mm-hmm? 162 00:07:04,488 --> 00:07:06,228 And he pretended like he didn't see me 163 00:07:06,229 --> 00:07:09,057 and just walked away. I just don't understand 164 00:07:09,058 --> 00:07:11,233 how you can love somebody and give them your heart and soul 165 00:07:11,234 --> 00:07:14,454 and they just... 166 00:07:14,455 --> 00:07:17,283 they just... get over you so easily. 167 00:07:17,284 --> 00:07:18,719 I doubt that Ricky is over it. 168 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,721 He's just not showing it, that's all. 169 00:07:21,807 --> 00:07:23,876 You don't get over your first love that easy. 170 00:07:25,727 --> 00:07:27,510 Ricky wasn't my first love. 171 00:07:27,511 --> 00:07:29,774 Dance was. 172 00:07:31,602 --> 00:07:34,517 I feel... 173 00:07:34,518 --> 00:07:36,519 Feel like I'm falling in love all over again. 174 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,522 Now, see, that's my son. 175 00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:41,655 An artist. 176 00:07:41,656 --> 00:07:44,093 Using his heartbreak for work. 177 00:07:45,224 --> 00:07:47,617 Do you really think... 178 00:07:47,618 --> 00:07:49,256 I can be in Madonna's league? 179 00:07:49,257 --> 00:07:51,328 Yes, I do. 180 00:07:52,493 --> 00:07:54,058 I believe you got the talent and the energy 181 00:07:54,059 --> 00:07:55,539 and all you need is a break. 182 00:08:00,065 --> 00:08:02,502 Thank you. 183 00:08:06,071 --> 00:08:07,681 Wait, hold on. 184 00:08:07,682 --> 00:08:09,507 There's someone you got to talk to before you go 185 00:08:09,508 --> 00:08:10,597 - to that audition. - Who? 186 00:08:10,598 --> 00:08:13,034 - Helena. - No. No... 187 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:14,992 No. No, no, no, no, no. You know she's not gonna let me 188 00:08:14,993 --> 00:08:16,559 drop a scholarship just to go dance behind 189 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,431 - some pop star. - That is her call, 190 00:08:18,432 --> 00:08:20,998 but if she says no, you're staying in school. 191 00:08:20,999 --> 00:08:23,906 You only got one semester until you graduate, Damon. 192 00:08:23,907 --> 00:08:25,568 One. 193 00:08:26,326 --> 00:08:27,411 Think about it. 194 00:08:28,616 --> 00:08:31,095 Five, six, seven, eight. 195 00:08:31,096 --> 00:08:32,706 Second break, step, step. 196 00:08:32,707 --> 00:08:35,535 Mess around. Step, step. Passé. 197 00:08:35,536 --> 00:08:37,101 Step, step. Stag jump. 198 00:08:37,102 --> 00:08:38,494 Table jump. 199 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,043 Straighten those legs on the jeté. 200 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:46,067 Come on, students. Get it together. 201 00:08:46,068 --> 00:08:47,648 Damon, come over here. 202 00:08:48,549 --> 00:08:50,593 Show the combination from the top. 203 00:08:51,889 --> 00:08:53,815 Five, six, seven, eight. 204 00:09:08,873 --> 00:09:11,135 And that is how you do it, class. 205 00:09:11,409 --> 00:09:13,293 Try to keep up, dancers. 206 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:15,314 Five, six, seven, eight. 207 00:09:16,838 --> 00:09:18,622 Oh, Helena, wait. 208 00:09:19,623 --> 00:09:21,694 Hey, you. Good work today. 209 00:09:22,171 --> 00:09:23,931 If only the rest of my seniors were 210 00:09:23,932 --> 00:09:26,324 - as dedicated as you are. - Thank you. 211 00:09:26,325 --> 00:09:28,196 Uh, but I need to talk to you about something. 212 00:09:28,197 --> 00:09:30,068 Uh, can I buy you coffee? 213 00:09:31,306 --> 00:09:33,786 - Sure. - Great. 214 00:09:34,392 --> 00:09:36,073 I know you're disappointed, 215 00:09:36,074 --> 00:09:38,772 but I really want to do it. 216 00:09:38,773 --> 00:09:40,600 It's not classical dance, 217 00:09:40,601 --> 00:09:43,133 but... it is a would tour. 218 00:09:44,381 --> 00:09:46,909 It sounds like an incredible opportunity. 219 00:09:47,164 --> 00:09:49,654 It also sounds like you've made up your mind. 220 00:09:51,735 --> 00:09:53,760 - I have. But... - Hmm. 221 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:55,263 ... Blanca won't let me audition 222 00:09:55,264 --> 00:09:57,049 unless I get your permission to do it. 223 00:09:58,706 --> 00:10:01,534 I mean, you bent over backwards to get me that scholarship. 224 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,884 And I never want to disrespect you 225 00:10:03,885 --> 00:10:06,147 by going against your wishes, I... 226 00:10:07,236 --> 00:10:09,977 I... 227 00:10:09,978 --> 00:10:11,587 Maybe I need to... 228 00:10:11,588 --> 00:10:13,720 help you understand how much it means to me 229 00:10:13,721 --> 00:10:16,244 that somebody thinks that I'm good enough to audition, I... 230 00:10:18,511 --> 00:10:19,621 What? 231 00:10:20,554 --> 00:10:22,556 I know you're good enough, Damon. 232 00:10:24,786 --> 00:10:26,384 I was your age when Lester Horton 233 00:10:26,385 --> 00:10:27,951 asked me to join his company. 234 00:10:27,952 --> 00:10:29,953 My teacher at the time thought 235 00:10:29,954 --> 00:10:31,738 I was crazy to drop my studies 236 00:10:31,739 --> 00:10:34,654 and go dance for him. 237 00:10:34,655 --> 00:10:36,380 But she also knew... 238 00:10:36,381 --> 00:10:38,947 those audiences needed to see me. 239 00:10:39,457 --> 00:10:41,937 A strong, talented black woman 240 00:10:42,265 --> 00:10:45,795 taking up space in those white concert halls 241 00:10:45,796 --> 00:10:47,442 and auditoriums. 242 00:10:49,060 --> 00:10:51,671 The world needs to see you, Damon. 243 00:10:51,672 --> 00:10:54,456 A man who knows who he is. 244 00:10:54,457 --> 00:10:59,026 I'm not going to say no to this level of exposure. 245 00:10:59,027 --> 00:11:01,637 Even if pop music isn't my cup of tea. 246 00:11:06,425 --> 00:11:08,470 You have my blessing. 247 00:11:08,471 --> 00:11:10,616 You don't need a teacher anymore. 248 00:11:10,617 --> 00:11:12,256 You're the teacher now. 249 00:11:12,257 --> 00:11:15,043 Teach the world who you are. 250 00:11:17,698 --> 00:11:20,483 Thank you, Helena. 251 00:11:22,385 --> 00:11:24,312 But you got to promise me you'll come back 252 00:11:24,313 --> 00:11:27,010 and finish your degree when this tour is over. 253 00:11:27,011 --> 00:11:29,839 I promise. I will. 254 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,275 Good. 255 00:11:31,276 --> 00:11:33,757 Now... go to rehearsal. 256 00:11:49,723 --> 00:11:51,324 All right, y'all, all hands on deck. 257 00:11:51,325 --> 00:11:52,809 We got to do right by Damon and make sure 258 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:54,724 he gets the support he deserves. 259 00:11:55,185 --> 00:11:56,490 This is your moment, baby. 260 00:12:00,964 --> 00:12:04,051 This is the moment I have been waiting for, children. 261 00:12:04,052 --> 00:12:07,247 And I need each of you to do your part. 262 00:12:07,865 --> 00:12:09,692 Little Ricky here has been presented 263 00:12:09,693 --> 00:12:10,736 with a once-in-a-lifetime 264 00:12:10,737 --> 00:12:12,608 mainstream opportunity. 265 00:12:12,609 --> 00:12:15,828 We cannot let him fuck this up. 266 00:12:15,829 --> 00:12:17,003 All right, listen, 267 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,875 our baby boy has got the goods. 268 00:12:18,876 --> 00:12:20,461 He just don't got that polish, 269 00:12:20,462 --> 00:12:22,768 that star-level sheen yet. 270 00:12:22,769 --> 00:12:25,290 - Quiet. - We all need to chip in and get Damon a look 271 00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:27,847 - to make him stand out. - I won't coddle you. 272 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,312 I don't nurture. 273 00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:32,299 And I'll never deliver inspiring pep talks that end in hugs. 274 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:36,738 But... I am a provider. 275 00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:38,696 And I need Wintour to yield results. 276 00:12:38,697 --> 00:12:42,222 I expect excellence. Nothing less. 277 00:12:42,223 --> 00:12:44,877 So go out and make this boy over. 278 00:12:44,878 --> 00:12:47,314 You have 24 hours. 279 00:12:47,315 --> 00:12:49,446 And I am not lifting a single finger. 280 00:12:49,447 --> 00:12:51,057 ? You can't touch this... ? 281 00:12:51,058 --> 00:12:53,059 One more. Yes. 282 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:55,931 ? Can't touch this ? 283 00:12:55,932 --> 00:12:57,715 ? Can't touch this... ? 284 00:12:57,716 --> 00:13:00,022 It is all about precision. 285 00:13:00,023 --> 00:13:02,938 - Yeah? - ? My, my, my my music hits me so hard ? 286 00:13:02,939 --> 00:13:04,548 ? Makes me say, oh, my Lord ? 287 00:13:04,549 --> 00:13:06,028 ? Thank you for blessin' me ? 288 00:13:06,029 --> 00:13:08,030 ? With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet ? 289 00:13:08,031 --> 00:13:09,989 ? It feels good, when you know you're down ? 290 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,435 ? A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown ? 291 00:13:11,436 --> 00:13:13,775 ? And I'm known as such ? 292 00:13:13,776 --> 00:13:16,473 ? And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch ? 293 00:13:16,474 --> 00:13:18,830 ? Look in my eyes, man, can't touch this ? 294 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,530 ? Fresh new kicks, and pants ? 295 00:13:20,531 --> 00:13:22,479 ? You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance ? 296 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,177 ? So move outta yo seat ? 297 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,961 ? And get a fly girl and catch this beat ? 298 00:13:25,962 --> 00:13:27,745 ? While it's rollin', hold on ? 299 00:13:27,746 --> 00:13:29,095 ? Pump a little bit and let 'em know ? 300 00:13:29,096 --> 00:13:31,358 ? It's goin' on, like that, like that ? 301 00:13:31,359 --> 00:13:32,968 ? Cold on a mission, so fall on back ? 302 00:13:32,969 --> 00:13:35,057 ? Let 'em know that you're too much ? 303 00:13:35,058 --> 00:13:37,277 ? And this is a beat, uh, they can't touch ? 304 00:13:37,278 --> 00:13:40,846 - Ugh... - Beauty is pain, baby boy. 305 00:13:40,847 --> 00:13:44,937 ? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ? 306 00:13:44,938 --> 00:13:47,636 - ? Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ? - ? Stop! Hammer time! ? 307 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,638 Let Mother inspect you, child. 308 00:13:53,337 --> 00:13:54,338 Hmm. 309 00:13:56,819 --> 00:13:57,820 Mm. 310 00:14:03,608 --> 00:14:05,267 My work is done. 311 00:14:05,908 --> 00:14:08,297 I have washed off the filth of Evangelista. 312 00:14:08,298 --> 00:14:11,006 You are officially a Wintour. 313 00:14:11,007 --> 00:14:12,660 Now, let me ask you something. 314 00:14:12,661 --> 00:14:14,711 Do you still carry a torch for Damon? 315 00:14:14,712 --> 00:14:16,838 Please. 316 00:14:16,839 --> 00:14:18,405 He's ancient history. 317 00:14:18,406 --> 00:14:21,060 Good. We Wintours are ruthless. 318 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,959 I expect you to leave him beaten, 319 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:26,979 balled up in a corner and crying for his brick of a mother. 320 00:14:28,529 --> 00:14:31,026 And if you are unable to bring glory to my house 321 00:14:31,027 --> 00:14:32,623 with a spot on Madonna's tour, 322 00:14:32,624 --> 00:14:35,148 don't bother returning. 323 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,127 - Oh! - Whoa! 324 00:14:45,128 --> 00:14:47,869 Yes, bitch! Aw, you is looking 325 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:51,220 fly as hell. Look at you, all shiny and polished 326 00:14:51,221 --> 00:14:52,830 just like Momma said. 327 00:14:52,831 --> 00:14:55,224 We see you, and she ain't lying. 328 00:14:55,225 --> 00:14:56,881 Now, get some fuel before your big day. 329 00:14:56,882 --> 00:14:57,919 I can't eat right now. 330 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,640 My stomach can't stop turning. 331 00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:01,834 Aw, that's just butterflies in your belly. 332 00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:03,667 - That's good luck. - Not if they make you 333 00:15:03,668 --> 00:15:05,626 shit yourself while you're doing a thing... 334 00:15:05,627 --> 00:15:07,007 Okay, listen up. 335 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:10,399 Damon, you ready. 336 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,634 You got the talent. 337 00:15:13,635 --> 00:15:15,070 You're intelligent. 338 00:15:15,071 --> 00:15:17,246 You look good. 339 00:15:17,247 --> 00:15:19,727 And more important, you got heart, 340 00:15:19,728 --> 00:15:21,742 and that's what they're gonna see. 341 00:15:21,743 --> 00:15:23,252 So break a leg, baby. 342 00:15:25,168 --> 00:15:27,126 I don't know where I would be without you all. 343 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:30,868 And no matter what happens, we always gonna be here. 344 00:15:30,869 --> 00:15:33,088 - Hm. - And I'm so proud of you. 345 00:15:33,089 --> 00:15:34,261 Thank you. 346 00:15:34,262 --> 00:15:35,434 Yeah, and it just got 347 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,093 a little harder for me to stand out. 348 00:15:38,094 --> 00:15:39,486 Looks like we're in the same group. 349 00:15:39,487 --> 00:15:42,489 I mean, I shouldn't be surprised that I see a familiar face. 350 00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:44,186 Looks like every dancer from the city is here. 351 00:15:44,187 --> 00:15:46,058 Well, they looking for the best of the best. 352 00:15:46,059 --> 00:15:48,147 Looks like we the only two from ballroom, though. 353 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:50,062 Think we got a good shot? 354 00:15:50,063 --> 00:15:52,194 I think you got a good shot. 355 00:15:52,195 --> 00:15:54,240 Thanks. 356 00:15:54,241 --> 00:15:57,460 - Group seven. - Good luck. 357 00:15:57,461 --> 00:16:00,072 You, too. 358 00:16:00,073 --> 00:16:01,323 Y'all have an opportunity 359 00:16:01,324 --> 00:16:03,496 to go on tour with the biggest 360 00:16:03,497 --> 00:16:05,000 pop star working today. 361 00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:07,568 You know why you're here, so show me what you got. 362 00:16:08,486 --> 00:16:10,001 And make it count. 363 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,437 ? La la la la la la la la la ? 364 00:16:17,438 --> 00:16:20,092 ? La la la la ? 365 00:16:20,093 --> 00:16:21,528 ? La la ? 366 00:16:25,968 --> 00:16:28,014 ? Deep in vogue ? 367 00:16:30,494 --> 00:16:33,367 ? Deep in vogue ? 368 00:16:34,542 --> 00:16:36,022 ? Deep in vogue ? 369 00:16:39,242 --> 00:16:41,722 ? Imagine yourself ? 370 00:16:41,723 --> 00:16:43,115 ? Runway modeling ? 371 00:16:43,116 --> 00:16:46,161 ? In freeze-frame ? 372 00:16:46,162 --> 00:16:47,771 ? At the ball ? 373 00:16:48,201 --> 00:16:50,682 ? That's what they call ? 374 00:16:52,255 --> 00:16:54,040 ? Voguing ? 375 00:16:58,827 --> 00:17:01,569 ? Deep in vogue ? 376 00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:05,573 ? Deep in vogue ? 377 00:17:07,314 --> 00:17:10,056 ? Deep in vogue ? 378 00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:14,277 ? Deep in vogue. ? 379 00:17:15,110 --> 00:17:19,093 Ooh! I have not danced like that ever in my life. 380 00:17:20,953 --> 00:17:22,847 Oh, man... 381 00:17:22,848 --> 00:17:24,601 Oh, thanks. 382 00:17:26,985 --> 00:17:28,595 Mm. 383 00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:31,212 Yo, for what it's worth, 384 00:17:31,213 --> 00:17:33,339 - you were really good. - Thank you, so were you. 385 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,342 Everybody in there was. 386 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,782 Especially him. 387 00:17:41,783 --> 00:17:43,349 Do you really think we got a shot 388 00:17:43,350 --> 00:17:45,612 - at getting this callback? - They got to call us back. 389 00:17:45,613 --> 00:17:47,527 I think it's definitely one of the three of us. 390 00:17:48,963 --> 00:17:50,462 Well, I guess we wait for that call. 391 00:17:50,463 --> 00:17:52,968 - Yeah, I hope you get that call. - Thank you. 392 00:17:53,403 --> 00:17:55,883 I hope I get that call, too. 393 00:18:00,889 --> 00:18:03,456 Mother, can you sit down? You're making me nervous. 394 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,051 It's been a day since your audition. 395 00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:06,198 How long were they gonna make you wait? 396 00:18:06,199 --> 00:18:07,634 They should be getting back to me today. 397 00:18:07,635 --> 00:18:09,637 Oh! 398 00:18:11,297 --> 00:18:12,354 Hello? 399 00:18:13,855 --> 00:18:15,424 Yeah, okay, one sec. 400 00:18:15,425 --> 00:18:16,470 Damon, it's for you. 401 00:18:31,659 --> 00:18:33,268 Hello? 402 00:18:33,269 --> 00:18:34,879 I understand. 403 00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:37,360 Thank you so much. 404 00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:41,798 - What did they say? - I, uh, 405 00:18:42,829 --> 00:18:44,366 I got the callback. 406 00:18:44,367 --> 00:18:46,382 Good. 407 00:18:47,283 --> 00:18:50,285 I got the callback. 408 00:18:50,286 --> 00:18:51,939 We got the callback. 409 00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:53,633 Thanks for calling. 410 00:18:56,858 --> 00:18:58,685 Oh, Damon. 411 00:18:58,686 --> 00:19:00,954 I got a callback. 412 00:19:00,955 --> 00:19:03,505 - What? - I can't believe it. 413 00:19:03,506 --> 00:19:05,300 I've been working so hard for this! 414 00:19:05,301 --> 00:19:06,910 And it's... Let me tell you, 415 00:19:06,911 --> 00:19:08,680 - it's all worth it. - You about to dance for Madonna! 416 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,871 No, no, no, not yet, not yet. It-It's just a callback, 417 00:19:10,872 --> 00:19:12,655 - it's just a callback. - What? Just a callback? 418 00:19:12,656 --> 00:19:15,267 This is about acceptance. Someone from ballroom culture 419 00:19:15,268 --> 00:19:17,660 is about to get their chance, you're about to be a part of... 420 00:19:17,661 --> 00:19:21,273 No, you about to influence popular culture. 421 00:19:21,274 --> 00:19:25,669 Oh, my baby about to be mainstream! 422 00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:39,353 You're still at it? Enough. 423 00:19:39,892 --> 00:19:41,829 Come lay with me before we head out. 424 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,072 I got to practice. 425 00:19:43,073 --> 00:19:44,905 This Butch Queen Vogue Femme category 426 00:19:44,906 --> 00:19:46,597 is not an easy one for me. 427 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,981 The competition tonight is stiff. 428 00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,520 I'm stiff. 429 00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:53,696 Come to bed. 430 00:19:53,697 --> 00:19:56,709 After the ball, I promise. I got to conserve my energy. 431 00:19:57,009 --> 00:19:58,745 Humping for 30 minutes isn't gonna affect 432 00:19:58,746 --> 00:20:00,338 whether you win or lose. 433 00:20:00,339 --> 00:20:01,468 How would you know? 434 00:20:01,469 --> 00:20:03,327 You never walked a ball, you ain't in a house. 435 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:05,351 Excuse me for wanting to be independent, 436 00:20:05,352 --> 00:20:07,228 to not have a master. 437 00:20:07,229 --> 00:20:08,450 The fuck's that supposed to mean? 438 00:20:08,451 --> 00:20:09,541 You're a follower. 439 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,453 You let that bitch Elektra pull you around 440 00:20:11,454 --> 00:20:12,933 like a dog on a short leash. 441 00:20:12,934 --> 00:20:14,456 Ay, you need to watch your mouth. 442 00:20:14,457 --> 00:20:17,249 And you need to grow a pair of balls. Yeah? 443 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,971 Stand up for yourself. 444 00:20:18,972 --> 00:20:20,909 Be a man and say what's on your mind. 445 00:20:20,910 --> 00:20:22,283 Okay, I will. 446 00:20:22,284 --> 00:20:25,247 I made a mistake ending things with Damon. 447 00:20:25,248 --> 00:20:27,350 - Then go back to him! - I can't believe 448 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:30,005 I ever blew up my life for you. 449 00:20:30,343 --> 00:20:32,692 Damon believed in me, in my dreams. 450 00:20:32,693 --> 00:20:35,521 You're just a selfish, self-centered bitch. 451 00:20:35,522 --> 00:20:37,768 Tired of your toxic-ass energy. 452 00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,482 Toxic? Yeah, I'm living the happy life 453 00:20:40,483 --> 00:20:42,397 you're pretending to live. I don't need to pollute 454 00:20:42,398 --> 00:20:46,401 my body with the negativity you keep spreading. 455 00:20:46,402 --> 00:20:48,403 That's not what you were saying last night when your legs 456 00:20:48,404 --> 00:20:50,231 - were behind my shoulders. - You know, 457 00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:51,580 if your swerve game was so good... 458 00:20:51,581 --> 00:20:52,625 - Mm-hmm? - ... you wouldn't need a map 459 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,756 to find my G-spot. 460 00:20:53,757 --> 00:20:55,410 - I got some advice for you, boo. - Mm. 461 00:20:55,411 --> 00:20:57,020 - Mm-hmm. - Learn to swallow your pride 462 00:20:57,021 --> 00:20:58,500 as well as you do men and maybe 463 00:20:58,501 --> 00:21:00,589 - you wouldn't end up alone. - Boy, bye. I'm blessed 464 00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:03,463 and highly favored. I will not be alone! 465 00:21:09,382 --> 00:21:13,036 Tonight is the last night that Ricky has the opportunity 466 00:21:13,037 --> 00:21:15,212 to practice for his audition with Queen Madonna, 467 00:21:15,213 --> 00:21:17,780 otherwise known as my future best friend. 468 00:21:17,781 --> 00:21:20,043 While I was praying for guidance on how best 469 00:21:20,044 --> 00:21:22,437 to help dear Ricky, a single question 470 00:21:22,438 --> 00:21:24,439 kept appearing in my mind. 471 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:27,313 W.W.C.D.? 472 00:21:28,618 --> 00:21:30,532 What would Candy do? 473 00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:32,795 She was not a thinker. She did not have 474 00:21:32,796 --> 00:21:35,672 the capacity to ruminate on a problem. 475 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,406 She took action, 476 00:21:38,407 --> 00:21:41,932 which is what we are going to do. 477 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,855 Is that Candy's hammer? 478 00:21:48,856 --> 00:21:50,422 Her prized possession. 479 00:21:50,423 --> 00:21:53,115 And if she were here, she would use it... 480 00:21:53,116 --> 00:21:55,334 to break Damon's motherfucking foot. 481 00:21:55,335 --> 00:21:57,292 It's the only way to ensure Ricky's victory 482 00:21:57,293 --> 00:22:00,295 and my topless sunbathing vacation in Capri with Miss M. 483 00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:02,651 So, you want us to just 484 00:22:02,652 --> 00:22:04,087 stroll up on Damon 485 00:22:04,088 --> 00:22:05,828 - and smash him in the foot? - Do I have 486 00:22:05,829 --> 00:22:08,358 to explain everything?! 487 00:22:09,572 --> 00:22:11,486 You get close and then you throw it at his foot 488 00:22:11,487 --> 00:22:13,488 as hard as you can and in the chaos that follows, 489 00:22:13,489 --> 00:22:16,099 cry and say how sorry you are and that you had just 490 00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:18,195 applied Vaseline Intensive Care lotion to your hands 491 00:22:18,196 --> 00:22:19,655 and the hammer slipped out of them. 492 00:22:19,656 --> 00:22:22,915 Seriously? How're we gonna aim a hammer like that? 493 00:22:26,589 --> 00:22:28,584 Candy would've found a way. 494 00:22:28,585 --> 00:22:30,679 I'm not comfortable with this. 495 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,107 Ricky is good. 496 00:22:32,108 --> 00:22:33,626 He can win on his own. 497 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:35,121 No. 498 00:22:35,122 --> 00:22:37,147 I will not risk failure. 499 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,390 This is too important 500 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:40,479 - to this house. - Then why don't you do it? 501 00:22:40,979 --> 00:22:42,589 Oh, shit. 502 00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:48,610 A mother never gets her hands dirty. 503 00:22:48,611 --> 00:22:50,699 As an added incentive, whoever 504 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,048 throws the hammer gets to accompany me 505 00:22:52,049 --> 00:22:54,051 to Madonna's birthday party. 506 00:23:02,752 --> 00:23:04,931 All right, all right, all right. 507 00:23:04,932 --> 00:23:06,846 It's all happening for us, children. 508 00:23:06,847 --> 00:23:10,197 "Vogue" has hit number one on the charts, 509 00:23:10,198 --> 00:23:12,895 and the word is out... 510 00:23:12,896 --> 00:23:14,897 ballroom is in. 511 00:23:14,898 --> 00:23:18,161 Come on, now. 512 00:23:18,162 --> 00:23:21,077 Ladies and gentlemen, ballroom has gone mainstream 513 00:23:21,078 --> 00:23:24,211 and I am here for it. 514 00:23:24,212 --> 00:23:26,126 All right, let's get this party 515 00:23:26,127 --> 00:23:28,650 started. The category is: 516 00:23:28,651 --> 00:23:30,217 Runway. 517 00:23:30,218 --> 00:23:33,786 Bring it like old-school, black and white cinema. 518 00:23:35,745 --> 00:23:38,660 Yes, girl. Work it out with that side step. 519 00:23:38,661 --> 00:23:40,140 We see you, girl. 520 00:23:40,141 --> 00:23:42,447 Yes. 521 00:23:42,448 --> 00:23:44,623 I likey, likey, likey. 522 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,452 Work it out, work it out. 523 00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,236 Honey, I see you. 524 00:23:49,237 --> 00:23:51,107 Uh-huh. Work it out. 525 00:23:51,108 --> 00:23:54,676 And what have we here? 526 00:23:54,677 --> 00:23:56,317 Very Joan. 527 00:23:56,318 --> 00:23:57,723 Very Crawford. 528 00:23:57,724 --> 00:23:59,202 - Yes. - We need your help. 529 00:23:59,203 --> 00:24:00,595 - What happened? - Just come. Come on. 530 00:24:00,596 --> 00:24:02,684 ? 'Cause there's music in the air ? 531 00:24:02,685 --> 00:24:04,381 ? And lots of lovin' everywhere... ? 532 00:24:04,382 --> 00:24:05,818 I see you, boo. 533 00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,630 Hey, tell them what you just told me. 534 00:24:09,431 --> 00:24:11,780 I know I'm betraying Mother Elektra, 535 00:24:11,781 --> 00:24:12,912 but this bitch has gone 536 00:24:12,913 --> 00:24:14,827 - too far this time. - She put a hit out 537 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,047 - on Damon. - A hit? On his life? 538 00:24:17,048 --> 00:24:19,266 No. His foot. 539 00:24:19,267 --> 00:24:21,523 It's all going down tonight. We're supposed to make it 540 00:24:21,524 --> 00:24:23,157 - look like an accident. - They talking about 541 00:24:23,158 --> 00:24:24,574 it's for Candy, but we know it's just 'cause 542 00:24:24,575 --> 00:24:26,252 - they want Ricky to win. - Hello, bitch? 543 00:24:26,253 --> 00:24:28,670 Why am I here if you're telling the whole story? 544 00:24:28,671 --> 00:24:30,565 - My bad. - She says, 545 00:24:30,566 --> 00:24:32,504 - it's what Candy would do. - Man. 546 00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:35,749 Hold on a minute. Did they bring her actual hammer? 547 00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:37,209 - Yes. - Oh, hell no. 548 00:24:42,595 --> 00:24:44,030 Elektra. 549 00:24:44,031 --> 00:24:46,032 I'm not going to even ask you if it's true, 550 00:24:46,033 --> 00:24:47,599 'cause I know it is. 551 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,991 Blanca, dear. 552 00:24:48,992 --> 00:24:51,444 I can't imagine what you're talking about. 553 00:24:51,445 --> 00:24:53,256 If anything happens to my child, 554 00:24:53,257 --> 00:24:54,606 I will kill you. 555 00:24:56,522 --> 00:24:58,871 I wasn't planning on hobbling him for life. 556 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,177 He's young, wounds heal. 557 00:25:01,178 --> 00:25:02,614 There'll be other opportunities for him. 558 00:25:02,615 --> 00:25:06,182 Don't you see this is not an opportunity for Damon or Ricky? 559 00:25:06,183 --> 00:25:08,837 They're standing in for all of us. 560 00:25:08,838 --> 00:25:11,318 You know, you may be seven feet tall, 561 00:25:11,319 --> 00:25:13,450 hobnobbing with the glitterati, 562 00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:15,607 but no one really sees you. 563 00:25:15,608 --> 00:25:17,589 No one sees any of us. 564 00:25:19,022 --> 00:25:22,808 Not until right now, this moment. 565 00:25:22,809 --> 00:25:25,027 How are they gonna ignore any of us when one of our own 566 00:25:25,028 --> 00:25:27,640 is out there dancing in front of thousands of people? 567 00:25:29,642 --> 00:25:31,207 You know what? 568 00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:33,090 You are one of us. 569 00:25:34,037 --> 00:25:36,778 And the light that those boys are about to shine our way 570 00:25:36,779 --> 00:25:38,911 is gonna light you up, too. So give me that 571 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,523 goddamn hammer and call off these dogs. 572 00:25:58,585 --> 00:26:01,632 You ruin all my plans, mongrel. 573 00:26:08,898 --> 00:26:11,291 Wintours. 574 00:26:17,465 --> 00:26:21,807 The category is Fringe Fever. 575 00:26:23,301 --> 00:26:24,978 I see you feeling fabulous 576 00:26:24,979 --> 00:26:26,850 in all that fringe, Francine. 577 00:26:29,397 --> 00:26:30,789 Looking don't cost nothing. 578 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:41,538 - Where you been? - You're mad cute. 579 00:26:41,539 --> 00:26:43,802 - Mm-hmm. - I've been working doubles, 580 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,934 trying to pull my own weight, you know? 581 00:26:45,935 --> 00:26:47,762 I feel you. 582 00:26:47,763 --> 00:26:49,852 Work's been a good distraction for me, too. 583 00:26:51,288 --> 00:26:54,639 Especially with... with all the Candy stuff. 584 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,989 Blanca told me Ford got you booked. 585 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,861 Mm-hmm. 586 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,821 I booked another Wet n Wild campaign. 587 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,953 - No. - And... 588 00:27:04,954 --> 00:27:07,304 Ms. Ford got me an Essence cover try. 589 00:27:08,610 --> 00:27:10,959 Yo. That's what's up. 590 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,005 I'll tell you what, when you book that cover, 591 00:27:14,326 --> 00:27:16,820 we gonna take a rain check on that dinner. 592 00:27:19,882 --> 00:27:21,451 Angel. 593 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:25,147 You look good, girl. 594 00:27:31,415 --> 00:27:32,894 Bro, you got this, Papo. 595 00:27:32,895 --> 00:27:34,809 Go out there and slay, you know? 596 00:27:34,810 --> 00:27:36,438 All right. 597 00:27:36,439 --> 00:27:38,466 All right, y'all ready for this next one? 598 00:27:40,903 --> 00:27:43,383 Is this shit on? Y'all ready for this next one? 599 00:27:44,777 --> 00:27:47,214 Yeah, all right. The category is: 600 00:27:48,651 --> 00:27:50,632 Butch... Queen... 601 00:27:50,633 --> 00:27:53,243 Vogue... Femme. 602 00:27:53,611 --> 00:27:55,917 I'm-a need y'all to execute on it tonight. 603 00:27:55,918 --> 00:27:57,136 You hear me? 604 00:27:57,137 --> 00:27:59,399 I need to see it soft and dainty. 605 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,836 And... dramatic. 606 00:28:01,837 --> 00:28:03,708 And severe. 607 00:28:03,709 --> 00:28:05,405 Aw, bring it. 608 00:28:07,408 --> 00:28:09,670 Yeah, baby. Ooh, I see you, bitch. 609 00:28:09,671 --> 00:28:13,021 With that press and curl, you will sit by the stove tonight. 610 00:28:13,022 --> 00:28:16,024 With that iron, baby, before you came out. 611 00:28:16,025 --> 00:28:18,026 You going for that trophy tonight, you going for 612 00:28:18,027 --> 00:28:20,028 that grand prize, baby. 613 00:28:20,029 --> 00:28:21,638 Uh-huh. That swirl, 614 00:28:21,639 --> 00:28:23,249 that swish, that swirl and... 615 00:28:24,904 --> 00:28:27,862 Ah, oh, but Mr. Damon Evangelista 616 00:28:27,863 --> 00:28:29,864 has something to say about that. 617 00:28:29,865 --> 00:28:31,170 He says, "No, ma'am." 618 00:28:31,171 --> 00:28:32,824 "Not tonight, you ain't 619 00:28:32,825 --> 00:28:35,087 snatching my trophy from me tonight, honey. 620 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,872 Nuh-nuh, not, not tonight. 621 00:28:37,873 --> 00:28:39,831 Oh, you can take that shit elsewhere, 622 00:28:39,832 --> 00:28:41,528 you ain't snatching my trophy." 623 00:28:41,529 --> 00:28:43,835 He said, "Ooh, 624 00:28:43,836 --> 00:28:46,054 no, ma'am." 625 00:28:46,055 --> 00:28:47,839 Yes, the mess around, bitch. 626 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,841 Hah! Oh! Hah! 627 00:28:51,974 --> 00:28:53,888 Yes. 628 00:28:53,889 --> 00:28:56,282 Oh! 629 00:28:56,283 --> 00:28:58,980 Oh, yes. 630 00:28:58,981 --> 00:29:00,301 What? 631 00:29:00,302 --> 00:29:01,762 Ricky Wintour. 632 00:29:01,763 --> 00:29:04,353 He's feeling very peevish. 633 00:29:04,354 --> 00:29:06,292 The swirl like Diana, honey. 634 00:29:06,293 --> 00:29:09,686 He didn't come to play with you hoes tonight. 635 00:29:09,687 --> 00:29:11,123 Oh, Spinderella. 636 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:14,256 Spin like fucking Diana Ross, bitch. 637 00:29:14,257 --> 00:29:17,520 He's giving you sensuous and sexy 638 00:29:17,521 --> 00:29:19,576 and fabulous. 639 00:29:19,577 --> 00:29:22,961 Work it out! Ricky Wintour. 640 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:24,049 We're seen. 641 00:29:24,050 --> 00:29:26,791 See, that is how you vogue 642 00:29:26,792 --> 00:29:28,140 the house down. Boots, bitch. 643 00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:30,707 All right, y'all. 644 00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:33,101 Give 'em a hand. Give 'em a hand. 645 00:29:34,321 --> 00:29:36,104 Come on to the center, bitches. 646 00:29:36,105 --> 00:29:37,889 Act like y'all know what we do. 647 00:29:37,890 --> 00:29:39,325 All right. 648 00:29:39,326 --> 00:29:41,327 For Ms. Duckwalk. 649 00:29:41,328 --> 00:29:44,025 Judges, your scores. Eight, eight, 650 00:29:44,026 --> 00:29:46,114 eight, eight, eight. 651 00:29:46,115 --> 00:29:47,463 Quack, quack, boo-boo. 652 00:29:47,464 --> 00:29:49,335 Sorry, baby. Not tonight. 653 00:29:49,336 --> 00:29:51,467 And next, for Damon Evangelista. 654 00:29:51,468 --> 00:29:52,599 Judges, your scores. 655 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,949 Ten, ten, ten, 656 00:29:54,950 --> 00:29:57,343 ten, ten. 657 00:29:58,780 --> 00:30:00,041 Uh-huh. 658 00:30:00,042 --> 00:30:01,782 Uh-huh. 659 00:30:01,783 --> 00:30:03,915 And lastly, but certainly not 660 00:30:03,916 --> 00:30:06,482 leastly... 661 00:30:06,483 --> 00:30:08,528 the sexy and the sensuous 662 00:30:08,529 --> 00:30:11,052 Ricky Wintour. 663 00:30:11,053 --> 00:30:12,358 Judges, your scores. Ten. 664 00:30:12,359 --> 00:30:14,360 Ten, ten, 665 00:30:14,361 --> 00:30:16,971 ten... nine. 666 00:30:16,972 --> 00:30:18,494 What? 667 00:30:18,495 --> 00:30:20,801 What you mad about, Elektra? 668 00:30:20,802 --> 00:30:22,803 Don't be mad, bitch. 669 00:30:22,804 --> 00:30:26,198 Children always wind up paying for 670 00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:27,852 the sins of the mother. 671 00:30:27,853 --> 00:30:29,810 Come on and get this trophy. Grand prize, 672 00:30:29,811 --> 00:30:31,072 Damon Evangelista. 673 00:30:31,073 --> 00:30:33,074 Give it up. 674 00:30:33,075 --> 00:30:36,164 Give it up. Y'all know y'all got to give it up. 675 00:30:36,165 --> 00:30:38,993 That's how you do a ball, bitch. 676 00:30:38,994 --> 00:30:40,777 That is how you do it. 677 00:30:40,778 --> 00:30:42,083 ? Yeah... ? 678 00:30:42,084 --> 00:30:43,606 Come on now, give him a hand. 679 00:30:43,607 --> 00:30:46,174 Damon Evangelista! 680 00:30:46,175 --> 00:30:49,221 Give it up, give it up, give it up. 681 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:50,875 ? Yeah... ? 682 00:30:50,876 --> 00:30:52,398 Oh, oh, you leaving? 683 00:30:52,399 --> 00:30:55,315 Oh, you mad? Get the fuck out of here, bitch. 684 00:30:57,099 --> 00:30:59,231 ? Yeah ? 685 00:30:59,232 --> 00:31:02,190 ? Dance, dance, dance. ? 686 00:31:02,191 --> 00:31:05,411 You know I still owe you that slice and a stroll. 687 00:31:05,412 --> 00:31:07,021 Didn't you just end things 688 00:31:07,022 --> 00:31:08,414 with Damon? 689 00:31:08,415 --> 00:31:10,590 You're a little drunk, babe. 690 00:31:10,591 --> 00:31:13,854 - And messy. - Oh, that's how it's gon' be? 691 00:31:14,987 --> 00:31:16,988 Ooh. 692 00:31:16,989 --> 00:31:19,251 Looks like somebody's game slipping, player. 693 00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:21,253 I'm so glad that I'm here. You might need a coach. 694 00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:23,037 Please, I invented the game. 695 00:31:23,038 --> 00:31:24,256 Yeah, yeah. 696 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:26,867 I know. 697 00:31:26,868 --> 00:31:28,434 So... 698 00:31:29,325 --> 00:31:30,828 what're you still doing here? 699 00:31:31,989 --> 00:31:33,656 I just wanted to give this to you. 700 00:31:33,657 --> 00:31:35,658 - You don't have to. - Oh, I know I don't. 701 00:31:35,659 --> 00:31:37,138 But I want to. 702 00:31:37,874 --> 00:31:39,446 You were better out there tonight. 703 00:31:41,578 --> 00:31:44,058 - Yeah, I was. - All right, all right. 704 00:31:44,059 --> 00:31:47,061 See, I know. Uh, yeah, that-that mouth and that-that ego 705 00:31:47,062 --> 00:31:48,963 - are still there even when you're drinking. - Right? 706 00:31:48,964 --> 00:31:50,456 But no, seriously. 707 00:31:50,457 --> 00:31:52,371 You were really good out there. 708 00:31:52,372 --> 00:31:55,027 And you were good at the audition, too. 709 00:31:56,158 --> 00:31:57,914 You gon' get picked for that tour. 710 00:31:57,915 --> 00:31:59,008 I know it. 711 00:31:59,009 --> 00:32:01,119 - Mm-hmm? Mm-mm-hmm. - Yeah. 712 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,729 All right. 713 00:32:02,730 --> 00:32:05,297 But just promise me that you gon' stop drinking. 714 00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:06,472 Okay? 715 00:32:06,473 --> 00:32:07,977 Now you need to have a clear mind 716 00:32:07,978 --> 00:32:09,475 and remember this moment. 717 00:32:09,476 --> 00:32:12,086 'Cause I'm gonna want to hear all about it. 718 00:32:12,087 --> 00:32:14,306 ? Never will forget the day we met ? 719 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,873 ? Girl, I'm gonna miss you... ? 720 00:32:16,874 --> 00:32:18,876 I broke up with Chris. 721 00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,447 Sorry to hear that. 722 00:32:27,450 --> 00:32:29,191 I was better when I was with you. 723 00:32:32,107 --> 00:32:34,262 No, you're pretty good on your own, too. 724 00:32:36,198 --> 00:32:39,201 You just need to learn... 725 00:32:40,986 --> 00:32:45,990 ... how to stand on your own two feet. Okay? 726 00:32:45,991 --> 00:32:48,166 ? Sitting here, wasting my time ? 727 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:50,516 ? I just don't know ? 728 00:32:50,517 --> 00:32:55,129 ? What I should do... ? 729 00:32:55,130 --> 00:32:56,783 All right. 730 00:32:56,784 --> 00:32:58,132 ? It's a tragedy ? 731 00:32:58,133 --> 00:33:01,962 ? For me to see the dream is over ? 732 00:33:01,963 --> 00:33:06,097 ? And I never will forget ? 733 00:33:06,098 --> 00:33:09,536 ? The day we met, girl, I'm gonna miss you. ? 734 00:33:26,784 --> 00:33:29,729 Man, my ass has never been worked that hard before. 735 00:33:29,730 --> 00:33:31,470 That's a lie. 736 00:33:31,471 --> 00:33:35,691 Oh, he got jokes. 737 00:33:39,174 --> 00:33:41,524 I'm glad to see you still got a sense of humor. 738 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:46,368 Congratulations. 739 00:33:50,014 --> 00:33:51,457 I knew he was gonna get it. 740 00:33:52,258 --> 00:33:55,189 Fuck. I really wanted this. 741 00:33:55,973 --> 00:33:58,279 I mean, we did the best we could. 742 00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,324 Just because this didn't happen 743 00:33:59,325 --> 00:34:01,152 don't mean that we won't have the other opportunities. 744 00:34:01,153 --> 00:34:02,501 Eh, you sound like Blanca 745 00:34:02,502 --> 00:34:04,709 when you're talking all positive and shit. 746 00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:08,202 I let my house and Elektra down, end of story. 747 00:34:08,203 --> 00:34:10,204 Okay, all right, listen to me. 748 00:34:10,205 --> 00:34:13,381 This is bigger than you or me or Elektra. 749 00:34:14,032 --> 00:34:15,765 I mean, letting the establishment 750 00:34:15,766 --> 00:34:18,493 know that we created the mainstream. 751 00:34:19,797 --> 00:34:22,216 They're gonna have to put respect on our names. 752 00:34:22,217 --> 00:34:24,001 Yeah. 753 00:34:24,697 --> 00:34:27,308 Oh, hey, I'm glad you're still here. 754 00:34:27,309 --> 00:34:28,570 You ran out of there so quickly. 755 00:34:28,571 --> 00:34:30,268 Oh, I'm-I'm sorry about that. 756 00:34:30,269 --> 00:34:32,226 I just felt like I just let you down. 757 00:34:32,227 --> 00:34:35,091 Oh, you win some, you lose some. That's showbiz. 758 00:34:35,092 --> 00:34:37,034 What matters is you brought it. 759 00:34:37,035 --> 00:34:40,100 - You were both so good. - You think so? 760 00:34:40,101 --> 00:34:43,481 I do, which is why I-I wanted to tell you about another audition, 761 00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:44,614 if you're interested. 762 00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:46,240 - Of course we are. - What's it for? 763 00:34:46,241 --> 00:34:49,330 You're never gonna believe it. They're rebooting Solid Gold. 764 00:34:49,331 --> 00:34:52,116 - What's Solid Gold? - Ooh, what's Solid Gold? 765 00:34:52,117 --> 00:34:54,553 Boy, it's just the best TV music countdown show ever! 766 00:34:54,554 --> 00:34:57,077 Oh, my God. I'm gonna be a Solid Gold dancer? 767 00:34:57,078 --> 00:34:58,774 - Well, you have to audition first. - Oh, my God. 768 00:34:58,775 --> 00:35:01,212 Oh, okay. 769 00:35:01,213 --> 00:35:05,129 Ah. Take care. 770 00:35:14,356 --> 00:35:15,356 I'll see you. 771 00:35:24,495 --> 00:35:27,368 Solid Gold is not a nothing property. 772 00:35:27,369 --> 00:35:29,588 This show was the darling of syndicated television. 773 00:35:29,589 --> 00:35:31,419 Discovered Arsenio Hall. 774 00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:33,421 And one of the dancers went on to Hollywood. 775 00:35:33,714 --> 00:35:36,131 Lucinda Dickey had a substantial role 776 00:35:36,132 --> 00:35:38,901 in Ninja III: The Domination. 777 00:35:38,902 --> 00:35:40,468 Oh, yeah, I think I saw that. 778 00:35:40,469 --> 00:35:42,061 What I'm trying to say is, 779 00:35:42,062 --> 00:35:45,107 this is an important project, but for some reason 780 00:35:45,474 --> 00:35:49,011 I was able to buy the rights to reboot it on the cheap, 781 00:35:49,012 --> 00:35:51,479 which means we're only shooting a pilot 782 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:52,828 and I can't pay more than scale. 783 00:35:53,715 --> 00:35:57,398 So... how many dancers are you hiring? 784 00:35:57,399 --> 00:36:00,488 The old show had ten. We're going with three. 785 00:36:05,474 --> 00:36:07,476 We just have one demand. 786 00:36:08,451 --> 00:36:10,626 You got to take both of us. 787 00:36:12,372 --> 00:36:14,281 I thought you were gonna ask for something real. 788 00:36:14,282 --> 00:36:16,249 Yeah, of course. That's why you're both here. 789 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:18,289 I want both of you. 790 00:36:18,290 --> 00:36:21,422 It's time for Solid Gold. 791 00:36:21,423 --> 00:36:25,339 Featuring your new favorite Solid Gold dancers. 792 00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:27,341 Ricky. 793 00:36:27,342 --> 00:36:29,561 Damon. 794 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:32,912 ? Solid Gold, putting rhythm in my soul... ? 795 00:36:32,913 --> 00:36:36,524 And Las Vegas nudie revue legend, Riddle Rene. 796 00:36:36,525 --> 00:36:38,918 ? There's a song that's unreeling ? 797 00:36:38,919 --> 00:36:41,747 ? To fit the way that I'm feeling ? 798 00:36:41,748 --> 00:36:44,358 ? My head keeps spinning to music ? 799 00:36:44,359 --> 00:36:46,752 ? Spinning to gold... ? 800 00:36:46,753 --> 00:36:49,537 And now, for the week's top ten countdown, 801 00:36:49,538 --> 00:36:52,323 coming in at number ten, 802 00:36:52,324 --> 00:36:55,239 here's Perfect Gentlemen's "Ooh La La". 803 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,458 ? Solid Gold! ? 804 00:36:57,459 --> 00:36:58,895 ? Ooh, la la ? 805 00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:02,420 ? Ooh, la la ? 806 00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:04,726 ? I can't ? 807 00:37:04,727 --> 00:37:07,555 ? Can't get over you... ? 808 00:37:08,507 --> 00:37:09,775 Holding tight 809 00:37:09,776 --> 00:37:12,256 at number nine this week is "U Can't Touch This" 810 00:37:12,257 --> 00:37:14,910 - by MC Hammer. - ? Oh, my Lord ? 811 00:37:14,911 --> 00:37:17,478 ? Thank you for blessin' me with a mind to rhyme ? 812 00:37:17,479 --> 00:37:19,480 ? And two hype feet, it feels good when you know ? 813 00:37:19,481 --> 00:37:21,395 ? You're down, a super dope homeboy from the Oaktown ? 814 00:37:21,396 --> 00:37:23,702 ? And I'm known as such ? 815 00:37:23,703 --> 00:37:25,356 ? And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch. ? 816 00:37:25,357 --> 00:37:27,793 "Sending All My Love" by Linear 817 00:37:27,794 --> 00:37:30,709 slides down from number five to number eight this week. 818 00:37:30,710 --> 00:37:33,625 ? Sending all my love to you... ? 819 00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:35,714 There will be quite a few ladies in America 820 00:37:35,715 --> 00:37:39,457 sending their love to you, newcomer Ricky. Way to go. 821 00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:43,025 ? Nothing compares... ? 822 00:37:43,026 --> 00:37:44,462 Moving down, 823 00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:46,507 but still holding strong in the top ten 824 00:37:46,508 --> 00:37:50,150 is Sinéad O'Connor's "Nothing Compares 2 U". 825 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:54,472 ? It must have been love, but it's over now... ? 826 00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:57,605 Here is "It Must Have Been Love" 827 00:37:57,606 --> 00:37:59,651 by Pretty Woman Julia Roberts' 828 00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:01,908 favorite band Roxette. 829 00:38:03,003 --> 00:38:05,962 ? That girl is poison ? 830 00:38:09,575 --> 00:38:11,967 ? Never trust a big butt and a smile ? 831 00:38:11,968 --> 00:38:14,796 ? That girl is poison ? 832 00:38:14,797 --> 00:38:16,059 ? Poison. ? 833 00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:21,412 ? Friends come and friends may go ? 834 00:38:21,413 --> 00:38:23,675 ? My friend, you're real, I know ? 835 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,416 ? True self you have shown ? 836 00:38:25,417 --> 00:38:27,766 ? You're all right with me... ? 837 00:38:27,767 --> 00:38:29,507 We enter the top three 838 00:38:29,508 --> 00:38:32,553 with "Hold On" by Wilson Phillips, 839 00:38:32,554 --> 00:38:34,642 climbing slowly but steadily. 840 00:38:34,643 --> 00:38:37,645 ? You hold on for one more day ? 841 00:38:37,646 --> 00:38:41,040 ? You hold on ? 842 00:38:41,041 --> 00:38:44,304 ? For one more day hold on ? 843 00:38:44,305 --> 00:38:46,088 ? For one more day. ? 844 00:38:46,089 --> 00:38:48,656 And the anticipation mounts. 845 00:38:48,657 --> 00:38:51,485 Here's Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You." 846 00:38:51,486 --> 00:38:53,574 ? To hold on to... ? 847 00:38:53,575 --> 00:38:55,837 And holding strong 848 00:38:55,838 --> 00:38:58,492 at number one is Madonna's "Vogue". 849 00:38:58,493 --> 00:39:01,800 ? Let your body move to the music, hey ? 850 00:39:01,801 --> 00:39:05,717 ? Hey, hey, come on, vogue ? 851 00:39:05,718 --> 00:39:09,460 ? Let your body go with the flow ? 852 00:39:09,461 --> 00:39:11,461 - ? Go with the flow ? - ? You know you can do it ? 853 00:39:13,682 --> 00:39:15,901 ? Vogue. ? 854 00:39:15,902 --> 00:39:20,122 Oh, that is so silly. 855 00:39:20,123 --> 00:39:21,863 You were on your leg, though, no shade. 856 00:39:21,864 --> 00:39:23,909 - No, I tried. I... - You were just getting very... 857 00:39:23,910 --> 00:39:25,606 - on your leg, okay? - Oh, God. 858 00:39:25,607 --> 00:39:27,565 - No, I'm serious. - Thank you. 859 00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:29,697 - That was so fun. - So good. 860 00:39:29,698 --> 00:39:31,917 Well, I hope 861 00:39:31,918 --> 00:39:33,875 we did enough in there to get this thing picked up. 862 00:39:33,876 --> 00:39:36,095 Girl, I hope so, too. Yeah. 863 00:39:36,096 --> 00:39:38,489 If anything, I'll see you cuties at the next cattle call. 864 00:39:38,490 --> 00:39:40,578 - You sure will. - All right, all right. 865 00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:42,144 - See you. - Nice to meet you. 866 00:39:42,145 --> 00:39:43,495 You, too. 867 00:39:45,540 --> 00:39:48,368 Look, I'm just gonna say it. We did that. 868 00:39:48,369 --> 00:39:49,630 I mean... 869 00:39:49,631 --> 00:39:52,546 What? Oh, my God. I'm so excited. 870 00:39:52,547 --> 00:39:54,635 - Oh, my God. - I mean, can you believe it? 871 00:39:54,636 --> 00:39:58,639 Two years ago, we was dancing in the balls, 872 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:02,121 and here we are now. Now. 873 00:40:02,122 --> 00:40:05,646 Filming a real-life, full type TV show! 874 00:40:05,647 --> 00:40:06,908 I didn't want to say nothing 875 00:40:06,909 --> 00:40:08,780 'cause I don't like jinxing stuff, 876 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:11,130 but I got a feeling this reboot's gonna go 877 00:40:11,131 --> 00:40:13,176 - and it's gonna be huge. - Mm-hmm. 878 00:40:14,569 --> 00:40:16,527 I had the best time with you today. 879 00:40:16,528 --> 00:40:18,703 I, uh... 880 00:40:19,867 --> 00:40:21,409 I don't want it to end. 881 00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:25,537 I had a good time, too. 882 00:40:27,103 --> 00:40:30,802 But we need to keep this on the dance floor. 883 00:40:31,503 --> 00:40:33,892 We are way too close, 884 00:40:33,893 --> 00:40:35,546 way too close to making it, 885 00:40:35,547 --> 00:40:37,723 for us to put our energy anywhere else. 886 00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:40,943 Even true love? 887 00:40:44,381 --> 00:40:46,246 Look, I messed up, 888 00:40:47,420 --> 00:40:49,690 and I know you're scared, 889 00:40:49,691 --> 00:40:51,823 but I've changed, D. 890 00:40:52,295 --> 00:40:54,695 You made me a better person, 891 00:40:54,696 --> 00:40:56,790 a better dancer. 892 00:40:58,265 --> 00:41:00,266 I don't want nobody, just you. 893 00:41:04,650 --> 00:41:06,012 We can start over. 894 00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:15,093 Friends? 895 00:41:25,466 --> 00:41:28,034 Yeah. 896 00:41:31,911 --> 00:41:33,821 Friends. 897 00:41:40,461 --> 00:41:44,465 Who knows? Maybe even stars of a big TV show. 898 00:41:48,432 --> 00:41:49,825 Maybe. 899 00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:53,738 See you. 900 00:41:58,793 --> 00:42:04,316 _ 901 00:42:04,317 --> 00:42:09,817 _ 902 00:42:12,262 --> 00:42:17,262 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 903 00:43:19,798 --> 00:43:20,798 ? Yeah ? 904 00:43:21,385 --> 00:43:22,386 Pay attention! 905 00:43:23,296 --> 00:43:25,855 We got to fight for each other. 906 00:43:26,410 --> 00:43:28,748 - You special. - Ballroom is not a trend. 907 00:43:28,749 --> 00:43:30,185 It's about family. 908 00:43:30,863 --> 00:43:32,018 Pose. 909 00:43:32,019 --> 00:43:34,538 All new, Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 910 00:43:37,424 --> 00:43:39,121 This is business. Let's make some money. 911 00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:44,997 I will bring you all down, one... by... one. 912 00:43:45,127 --> 00:43:46,694 Playin' a different game now. 913 00:43:52,091 --> 00:43:55,466 In space, no one can hear you Sc... 914 00:43:58,712 --> 00:43:59,713 Jeez, calm down. 915 00:44:00,882 --> 00:44:03,623 You want some of this? Ow! 916 00:44:03,624 --> 00:44:05,930 I think they might, actually. 917 00:44:05,931 --> 00:44:07,435 Screw it. If we're dyin' in here, 918 00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:09,629 I'm gonna go ahead and finish that cake. 919 00:44:09,630 --> 00:44:11,370 Something must be depleting power from the ship! 920 00:44:11,371 --> 00:44:13,371 Did someone leave the fan on in the bathroom again? 921 00:44:14,156 --> 00:44:15,983 - What the... - Uh-oh. 922 00:44:15,984 --> 00:44:18,246 Archer 1999. 923 00:44:18,247 --> 00:44:21,120 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX. 924 00:44:22,689 --> 00:44:24,775 Kids are not laughing at clowns anymore. 925 00:44:24,776 --> 00:44:27,952 - They're scared of them. - Ugh! Go away! 926 00:44:27,953 --> 00:44:30,171 Do you want to know what my life coach would say? 927 00:44:30,172 --> 00:44:32,740 You have a life coach? Don't you need a life first? 928 00:44:34,263 --> 00:44:36,830 We let others take control of our lives. 929 00:44:36,831 --> 00:44:38,614 A controlling mother. 930 00:44:38,615 --> 00:44:41,400 - I've been thinking about maybe moving out. - Are you in a cult? 931 00:44:41,401 --> 00:44:43,794 A bullying brother. 932 00:44:43,795 --> 00:44:46,928 Do you know that you are in charge? 933 00:44:49,452 --> 00:44:52,455 Baskets. All new, Thursdays at 10:00 on FX. 934 00:44:53,848 --> 00:44:55,675 Why do you need a time traveler? 935 00:44:55,676 --> 00:44:57,722 - To go back in time. - How far? 936 00:45:04,523 --> 00:45:05,984 Well, how far can you go? 937 00:45:05,985 --> 00:45:08,640 Legion. All new, Mondays at 10:00 on FX.