1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly- - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:12,086 --> 00:00:14,086 _ 3 00:00:14,110 --> 00:00:16,110 _ 4 00:00:16,134 --> 00:00:17,234 _ 5 00:00:17,258 --> 00:00:18,258 _ 6 00:00:18,282 --> 00:00:19,782 _ 7 00:00:19,806 --> 00:00:21,906 _ 8 00:00:21,931 --> 00:00:23,505 I'm good with numbers. 9 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,802 Maybe I can help you... 10 00:00:26,085 --> 00:00:27,165 in the church. 11 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:28,280 Bills and such. 12 00:00:28,305 --> 00:00:29,875 It's 90 days. 13 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:31,030 What is? 14 00:00:31,055 --> 00:00:32,065 The wait. 15 00:00:32,090 --> 00:00:33,150 90? 16 00:00:33,175 --> 00:00:35,185 It's 90 days... 17 00:00:35,323 --> 00:00:38,283 'cause it... 'cause it's l-limited. 18 00:00:38,308 --> 00:00:39,328 Pound me! 19 00:00:39,353 --> 00:00:40,716 What? 20 00:00:40,751 --> 00:00:44,191 The New Leaf switchback Mexico double-cross, James. 21 00:00:46,111 --> 00:00:49,901 I'm picturing the ranger's face being like, "What? 22 00:00:50,569 --> 00:00:51,676 I'm so confused. 23 00:00:51,701 --> 00:00:53,131 I'm just gonna go back to Texas 24 00:00:53,156 --> 00:00:55,506 and open up a yogurt store." 25 00:00:55,531 --> 00:00:57,971 I know what you guys are doing, 26 00:00:57,996 --> 00:01:01,006 and I've been looking into your parents' private accounting. 27 00:01:02,666 --> 00:01:04,236 Petitioning for passport? 28 00:01:04,261 --> 00:01:05,741 I am. 29 00:01:05,766 --> 00:01:07,196 - Purpose? - _ 30 00:01:07,221 --> 00:01:10,611 Visit an old friend. From Young Offenders. 31 00:01:10,921 --> 00:01:12,321 Donny... he's out. 32 00:01:12,346 --> 00:01:14,176 Oh, fuck. 33 00:01:14,201 --> 00:01:16,251 - Where is he? - Drawing nearer. 34 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:17,846 Out trying to find money for a gun. 35 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,613 Buenos días, ladies. 36 00:01:23,638 --> 00:01:25,678 I told Glenn we're in a gang 37 00:01:25,703 --> 00:01:27,743 to help with the getting the money thing. 38 00:01:28,076 --> 00:01:29,866 Special boys. 39 00:01:31,590 --> 00:01:34,030 My boy, Glenn. He's not at home. 40 00:01:37,267 --> 00:01:39,057 My mom and dad said they could, uh... 41 00:01:39,097 --> 00:01:41,787 bolster us through the third quarter here 42 00:01:41,812 --> 00:01:44,332 Your parents accounts are Our Lady accounts. 43 00:01:44,357 --> 00:01:45,967 I know it. That's... 44 00:01:46,123 --> 00:01:47,563 That's why I'm here to get it... 45 00:01:47,588 --> 00:01:50,068 I made the grave mistake of placing faith in him. 46 00:01:50,093 --> 00:01:53,793 My son had gone with some of our funds. 47 00:01:53,818 --> 00:01:55,436 What's your boy's name? 48 00:01:56,063 --> 00:01:57,583 Paul Allen Brown. 49 00:02:05,257 --> 00:02:06,915 Life can be brutal. 50 00:02:07,380 --> 00:02:10,751 - You learn that in the rodeo barrel. - _ 51 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:14,579 _ 52 00:02:33,677 --> 00:02:34,957 Hey, bud. 53 00:02:35,807 --> 00:02:38,397 Bad place to be at the moment. 54 00:02:38,937 --> 00:02:40,508 There's a bull coming. 55 00:02:40,807 --> 00:02:42,417 Hear the rumbling? 56 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:46,617 There you go, bud. 57 00:02:48,557 --> 00:02:50,607 You're a bright one. 58 00:02:50,647 --> 00:02:52,087 You're brighter than me. 59 00:02:52,127 --> 00:02:53,777 Here we go. 60 00:03:08,887 --> 00:03:11,433 You know, a man can learn a lot in the barrel. 61 00:03:12,367 --> 00:03:13,927 Some physics. 62 00:03:13,977 --> 00:03:16,277 Basic principles of contortion. 63 00:03:21,637 --> 00:03:23,807 Then there's the heavy duty truth. 64 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:26,637 Here it is. 65 00:03:26,687 --> 00:03:28,987 When someone has you over a barrel... 66 00:03:29,037 --> 00:03:31,628 when someone puts you up against the wall... 67 00:03:36,892 --> 00:03:38,942 you gotta bring your power down. 68 00:04:13,777 --> 00:04:16,196 Down into the dilemma. 69 00:04:26,917 --> 00:04:28,485 See red. 70 00:04:29,097 --> 00:04:32,439 Then barrel into that motherfucker like a bull... 71 00:04:33,110 --> 00:04:34,760 with all of it. 72 00:04:44,277 --> 00:04:45,937 Bull Face... 73 00:04:45,977 --> 00:04:47,587 That's the expression. 74 00:04:47,637 --> 00:04:48,987 I've seen it, 75 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:51,520 of the exercise of all your power. 76 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:54,467 Bull Face... I've faced it. 77 00:04:54,507 --> 00:04:58,857 And if you see someone coming at you Bull Face, man... 78 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:00,294 run. 79 00:05:01,145 --> 00:05:02,395 Bull Face. 80 00:05:20,277 --> 00:05:22,107 How you doing? 81 00:05:22,694 --> 00:05:23,881 Fine. 82 00:05:24,652 --> 00:05:25,832 Where to? 83 00:05:25,857 --> 00:05:26,987 Train. 84 00:05:27,012 --> 00:05:29,102 Grand Central. 85 00:05:30,325 --> 00:05:31,835 Congratulations. 86 00:05:34,184 --> 00:05:35,714 Concerning? 87 00:05:36,450 --> 00:05:37,962 You're in the Cash Cab! 88 00:06:51,401 --> 00:06:56,401 ? Perpetual Grace, 89 00:07:02,157 --> 00:07:03,957 The deputy's asking if you're conscious enough 90 00:07:03,987 --> 00:07:05,817 - for your ankle business... - Yeah, but... 91 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,412 _ 92 00:07:07,437 --> 00:07:08,957 Yeah, soon. 93 00:07:15,997 --> 00:07:17,177 Hey, man. 94 00:07:17,202 --> 00:07:18,642 Yeah. 95 00:07:18,667 --> 00:07:20,117 There's a way. 96 00:07:20,742 --> 00:07:22,132 There's a way what? 97 00:07:22,157 --> 00:07:24,417 There's a way to say, "Hey, Mom and Dad, 98 00:07:24,442 --> 00:07:25,942 it's back." 99 00:07:26,467 --> 00:07:27,687 The money? 100 00:07:27,712 --> 00:07:28,972 Yeah. 101 00:07:30,162 --> 00:07:31,202 What way? 102 00:07:31,227 --> 00:07:32,407 One way. 103 00:07:32,432 --> 00:07:33,652 What way? 104 00:07:33,677 --> 00:07:35,507 You have to lay down in my bed. 105 00:07:35,532 --> 00:07:36,792 Right now. 106 00:07:38,017 --> 00:07:39,057 With you? 107 00:07:39,082 --> 00:07:40,372 Not with me. 108 00:07:40,397 --> 00:07:42,292 If you stay over there, I'll stay over here, 109 00:07:42,317 --> 00:07:44,877 but you have to decide right now, New Leaf. 110 00:07:58,697 --> 00:08:01,627 I'm not Paul Brown. My name's James. 111 00:08:02,892 --> 00:08:04,242 I'm trying to get this money. 112 00:08:04,267 --> 00:08:06,827 There's a Texas Ranger... 113 00:08:06,852 --> 00:08:08,152 I have to get to Mexico, 114 00:08:08,177 --> 00:08:09,697 and he can't know where I'm going, 115 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:11,368 but they're gonna put that ankle lock back on me 116 00:08:11,392 --> 00:08:13,252 in 30 seconds, and if I can't get to Mexico, 117 00:08:13,277 --> 00:08:16,057 man, I can't get this money. 118 00:08:20,766 --> 00:08:22,805 _ 119 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:26,531 _ 120 00:08:57,317 --> 00:09:00,927 Abduction, aggravated assault, aiding and abetting, 121 00:09:00,952 --> 00:09:05,432 attempted arson, arson, battery, bribery, burglary... 122 00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:07,157 Are y... Are you doing that... 123 00:09:07,182 --> 00:09:08,492 alphabetically? 124 00:09:08,517 --> 00:09:10,867 Yeah, because you were, I think. 125 00:09:10,892 --> 00:09:12,502 I was. 126 00:09:12,527 --> 00:09:14,547 Helps me remember. 127 00:09:14,897 --> 00:09:16,897 Jesus, how many times have you been arrested? 128 00:09:18,337 --> 00:09:20,947 I've been here for three years, 129 00:09:20,972 --> 00:09:23,272 and your parents tried to change me. 130 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:25,357 But it was just a trick. 131 00:09:26,282 --> 00:09:30,632 In three years, I could've been hollering at dudes. 132 00:09:30,657 --> 00:09:32,277 Fucking dudes. 133 00:09:32,302 --> 00:09:34,392 Scissoring chicks. 134 00:09:34,417 --> 00:09:36,677 Fucking with people. 135 00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,872 Standing girls up. 136 00:09:39,072 --> 00:09:41,422 Bringing dudes down. 137 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:43,367 You get it. 138 00:09:43,392 --> 00:09:44,782 Breaking shit. 139 00:09:44,807 --> 00:09:46,847 Taking shit. 140 00:09:46,872 --> 00:09:49,052 Neck-punching twats. 141 00:09:49,077 --> 00:09:51,567 Twat-punching cunts. 142 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,722 Cunt-punching dicks. 143 00:09:54,872 --> 00:09:56,462 You get it. 144 00:09:57,287 --> 00:10:01,947 I got a wide-open mind, and it's wide open again. 145 00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:06,992 I'm... 146 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:09,957 so surprised. 147 00:10:09,982 --> 00:10:11,532 Your mom's so surprised. 148 00:10:14,397 --> 00:10:16,827 So, I want $65,000, 149 00:10:16,852 --> 00:10:19,022 or I'm going to turn you both in. 150 00:10:19,112 --> 00:10:21,982 But you got to tell me exactly what's going on here, 151 00:10:22,007 --> 00:10:24,357 because you guys seem kind of dumb, 152 00:10:24,382 --> 00:10:25,992 and I want to make sure you're not gonna 153 00:10:26,017 --> 00:10:28,287 fuck the whole thing up and get me arrested again. 154 00:10:32,367 --> 00:10:34,977 $65,000 is a lot of money. 155 00:10:37,287 --> 00:10:39,157 I can suspend third- and fourth-quarter 156 00:10:39,182 --> 00:10:40,712 audit requirements. 157 00:10:41,417 --> 00:10:43,857 That means the money would transfer 158 00:10:43,882 --> 00:10:46,022 14 days from now. 159 00:10:56,272 --> 00:10:58,152 We're back to 14 days. 160 00:10:58,177 --> 00:10:59,787 Fuck yeah. 161 00:10:59,812 --> 00:11:01,422 I got to figure out how to get the Ranger 162 00:11:01,447 --> 00:11:03,287 all the way to yogurt. 163 00:11:03,312 --> 00:11:04,772 And you gotta get your Uncle Dave 164 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,367 to stop talking to him. 165 00:11:16,627 --> 00:11:18,107 Nothing personal, ladies. 166 00:11:18,132 --> 00:11:21,192 I need access to a computer to freeze funds. 167 00:11:22,157 --> 00:11:24,717 There are computers at our place of business. 168 00:11:28,102 --> 00:11:30,012 It's a TV game show that takes place 169 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,867 right here in my taxi. 170 00:11:31,907 --> 00:11:33,233 Alright, here's how the game works. 171 00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:35,217 I'm your host. My name is Ben Bailey. 172 00:11:35,257 --> 00:11:36,907 I'm gonna drive you to your destination. 173 00:11:36,932 --> 00:11:38,842 I'm gonna ask you general-knowledge questions 174 00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:39,947 along the way. 175 00:11:40,062 --> 00:11:41,192 I'm gonna start off easy 176 00:11:41,217 --> 00:11:42,857 and get harder as we go. 177 00:11:42,882 --> 00:11:44,947 As long as you continue to answer the questions correctly, 178 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:47,357 you're gonna win cash money all the way from here to there. 179 00:11:47,382 --> 00:11:49,032 But here's the catch. 180 00:11:49,057 --> 00:11:50,407 If you get three wrong, 181 00:11:50,432 --> 00:11:51,952 that's three strikes, and you're out, 182 00:11:52,017 --> 00:11:53,553 which means I'm gonna pull over and kick you out 183 00:11:53,577 --> 00:11:56,457 right where we are on the spot, and you lose it all. 184 00:11:56,497 --> 00:11:57,733 So, those are the rules of the game. 185 00:11:57,757 --> 00:11:59,627 What do you say? Do you want to play? 186 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,997 How much is to gain, Ben? 187 00:12:05,677 --> 00:12:08,267 Um, tops ever is 3,000 bucks. 188 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:13,532 How much does a handgun cost these days, 189 00:12:13,557 --> 00:12:15,777 roughly speaking, Ben, 190 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,462 in the U.S.? 191 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:18,707 No idea, man. 192 00:12:18,732 --> 00:12:20,472 A thousand. Two thousand. 193 00:12:20,497 --> 00:12:21,657 I don't know. 194 00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:25,917 Let's play, Ben. 195 00:12:30,187 --> 00:12:32,967 Uncle Dave. Alright! 196 00:12:32,992 --> 00:12:35,732 Come on out of that tiny booth and give me a big hug! 197 00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:39,482 Uh, I'm not allowed to make contact. 198 00:12:39,507 --> 00:12:41,027 Paul. 199 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,102 Here. 200 00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:43,817 Physical contact. 201 00:12:43,842 --> 00:12:45,322 "F" that "S". 202 00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:49,602 Which of the following 203 00:12:49,627 --> 00:12:52,367 is not a Kardashian? 204 00:12:52,392 --> 00:12:54,912 Kim, Kourtney, 205 00:12:54,937 --> 00:12:58,207 Khloé, or Kevin? 206 00:12:59,215 --> 00:13:00,735 Whom? 207 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,690 The Kardashians. 208 00:13:03,892 --> 00:13:05,022 Whom? 209 00:13:05,047 --> 00:13:06,607 The Kardashians. 210 00:13:06,632 --> 00:13:07,892 Y-You keep saying that, 211 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,357 but it's... it's meaningless to me. 212 00:13:10,382 --> 00:13:11,732 They're on TV. 213 00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:13,147 And... ? 214 00:13:13,172 --> 00:13:14,452 That's all. 215 00:13:15,487 --> 00:13:18,247 And what would you like me to do concerning them? 216 00:13:19,212 --> 00:13:21,212 Tell me which one is not one of them. 217 00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:24,327 Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, or Kevin. 218 00:13:27,262 --> 00:13:30,792 I haven't got the faintest fucking idea, Ben. 219 00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:33,727 Strike one. 220 00:13:38,555 --> 00:13:41,645 I know about your father and mother, 221 00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:43,560 - Oh, come on, man! - Paul. 222 00:13:43,585 --> 00:13:45,845 I am so terribly sorry. 223 00:13:45,870 --> 00:13:47,920 Let's go! 224 00:13:47,945 --> 00:13:50,555 Hey, "F" you! I'm hugging my uncle! 225 00:13:50,672 --> 00:13:52,762 This guy took me to see "Star Wars" 226 00:13:52,787 --> 00:13:54,657 even though I was grounded for breaking 227 00:13:54,682 --> 00:13:57,382 one of my mom's lamps and lying about it. 228 00:13:57,407 --> 00:14:00,497 And this guy snuck me out and snuck me back in. 229 00:14:00,522 --> 00:14:01,832 We got away with it. 230 00:14:01,857 --> 00:14:03,687 And I got to see "Star Wars". 231 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,232 'Cause of him. 232 00:14:05,257 --> 00:14:08,477 - So shut the "F" up. - Let's go! Move it! 233 00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:10,392 Uncle Dave, I want to talk to you 234 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,027 about that Texas Ranger. 235 00:14:33,657 --> 00:14:37,487 _ 236 00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:39,542 Boy, you ladies are popular. 237 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:45,122 You can't name a single Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson movie? 238 00:14:45,147 --> 00:14:47,167 I cannot. 239 00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:49,382 Remember, you can use a Shout Out. 240 00:14:49,407 --> 00:14:50,847 What Out? 241 00:14:50,887 --> 00:14:53,587 You can reach out to a friend or family member 242 00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:56,417 or a colleague for help with the answer. 243 00:14:56,442 --> 00:14:58,532 Doesn't apply. 244 00:14:59,302 --> 00:15:01,652 To me. This. 245 00:15:01,677 --> 00:15:03,207 Why not? 246 00:15:03,232 --> 00:15:05,762 I no longer have those, Ben. 247 00:15:06,832 --> 00:15:08,922 You no longer have what? 248 00:15:08,947 --> 00:15:12,737 Friends, family, or colleagues. 249 00:15:12,762 --> 00:15:15,632 May I ask, can we proceed to the difficult questions? 250 00:15:16,322 --> 00:15:17,762 What's that? 251 00:15:17,787 --> 00:15:21,007 Perhaps, of your questions, 252 00:15:21,032 --> 00:15:23,772 you can ask me the most difficult now. 253 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:27,847 And we'll, say, skip the easy ones. 254 00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:30,577 I don't know if we can d-do that. 255 00:15:30,602 --> 00:15:32,692 Nobody ever asked me to do that before. 256 00:15:32,717 --> 00:15:35,147 Why don't you do a Shout Out with your boss? 257 00:15:37,572 --> 00:15:40,132 He's asking questions about a little girl. 258 00:15:40,157 --> 00:15:42,987 Uncle Dave, what... he's saying that I hurt someone? 259 00:15:43,012 --> 00:15:45,452 - I do magic because I hate the world - _ 260 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:48,567 where people hurt people, and I want to live above it, 261 00:15:48,592 --> 00:15:52,772 on a magic cloud where you saw hot women in half 262 00:15:52,797 --> 00:15:54,447 but not really. 263 00:15:55,004 --> 00:15:57,094 Not... really. 264 00:15:57,712 --> 00:15:59,712 I hate "really". 265 00:15:59,737 --> 00:16:01,607 I would never hurt anyone really... 266 00:16:01,632 --> 00:16:03,452 never ever. 267 00:16:03,477 --> 00:16:05,087 You know me. 268 00:16:05,112 --> 00:16:06,372 You know that. 269 00:16:06,502 --> 00:16:07,982 Like I know you wouldn't. 270 00:16:08,007 --> 00:16:10,267 - I know you would never hurt a... - One second. 271 00:16:10,292 --> 00:16:12,032 I'm a registered sex offender. 272 00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:14,327 Please retrieve your change from the change bowl. 273 00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:15,823 We have not touched. 274 00:16:15,847 --> 00:16:17,187 Have a nice day. 275 00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,237 Uh, hey. 276 00:16:19,277 --> 00:16:22,367 Yeah, this guy wants to skip to the really hard questions. 277 00:16:22,822 --> 00:16:24,352 What a moron. 278 00:16:24,992 --> 00:16:26,172 Eh, why not. 279 00:16:26,197 --> 00:16:27,227 Cool. 280 00:16:28,797 --> 00:16:30,407 He said okay. 281 00:16:30,432 --> 00:16:32,612 But one more strike and you're out. 282 00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:34,947 And we're only a couple of blocks from Grand Central. 283 00:16:34,972 --> 00:16:36,982 It's the $200 round. 284 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,904 Capital of Uruguay? 285 00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:41,149 Montevideo. 286 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:42,344 Nauru? 287 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:44,177 Nauru has no capital. 288 00:16:44,217 --> 00:16:45,917 What's the world's largest desert... 289 00:16:45,942 --> 00:16:47,412 Antarctica. 290 00:16:47,437 --> 00:16:48,993 How many provinces does Holland ha... 291 00:16:49,018 --> 00:16:50,278 None. 292 00:16:50,303 --> 00:16:52,433 In which battle was Mark Antony... 293 00:16:52,458 --> 00:16:53,678 Actium. 294 00:16:53,703 --> 00:16:55,573 - What gas... - Helium. 295 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,078 - Which... - Charles Dickens. 296 00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:06,897 I know that you would never ever hurt anyone... 297 00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:08,442 Never, ever. 298 00:17:08,532 --> 00:17:11,092 That's why I always sent you letters. 299 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,287 And that's why I always loved you. 300 00:17:13,312 --> 00:17:15,052 During your shame. 301 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,607 And that's why I'm here now. 302 00:17:17,632 --> 00:17:19,682 My mom's gone. 303 00:17:19,707 --> 00:17:21,837 But I'm here. 304 00:17:21,962 --> 00:17:24,012 And I love you. 305 00:17:24,037 --> 00:17:27,477 - And your love for my mom lives on... - _ 306 00:17:27,502 --> 00:17:32,112 and on and on, because it's family love. 307 00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:34,487 It goes past forever. 308 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,462 Like ours. 309 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,707 It's five-ever. 310 00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:43,772 Are you gonna stop talking to Walker Texas Ranger 311 00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:45,817 about totally f'ing B.S.? 312 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,807 I am. 313 00:17:48,832 --> 00:17:50,182 Cool. 314 00:17:51,717 --> 00:17:53,597 Let's get her home, Paul. 315 00:17:54,138 --> 00:17:58,448 Let's get her and Byron home, and let's treat them right. 316 00:17:58,473 --> 00:18:00,693 Get... Get them home? 317 00:18:00,718 --> 00:18:02,588 For the funeral. 318 00:18:03,192 --> 00:18:06,582 She always wanted to be buried with her orphan hairbrush. 319 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:10,787 The first touch of love she felt with the older girls. 320 00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:13,827 Are we gonna bring your mother and father's bodies 321 00:18:13,852 --> 00:18:15,112 home from Mexico 322 00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,537 so we can bury them properly, Paul, 323 00:18:17,562 --> 00:18:19,782 in the manner they deserve? 324 00:18:21,492 --> 00:18:23,032 We are. 325 00:18:23,057 --> 00:18:25,537 I've informed a funeral home, Paul, 326 00:18:25,562 --> 00:18:27,782 about your parents. 327 00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:36,327 Jesus. 328 00:18:36,352 --> 00:18:37,902 Hello. 329 00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:41,077 Hello. 330 00:18:41,102 --> 00:18:42,412 Did I startle you? 331 00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:43,627 Yes. 332 00:18:44,597 --> 00:18:46,137 Very sorry. 333 00:18:47,652 --> 00:18:48,962 Paul, is it? 334 00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:53,672 Yes. 335 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:58,047 Well, I'm here on a matter of... 336 00:18:58,072 --> 00:18:59,862 Well... 337 00:18:59,887 --> 00:19:02,527 a matter of life and death. 338 00:19:04,872 --> 00:19:09,952 I'd like to begin your parents on their journey onward. 339 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:13,387 I'd like to help carry them over. 340 00:19:15,314 --> 00:19:19,344 And I would need to begin that process soon. 341 00:19:20,802 --> 00:19:22,272 My parents are dead. 342 00:19:22,924 --> 00:19:24,474 I know that, Paul. 343 00:19:24,499 --> 00:19:26,129 That's why I'm here. 344 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,397 I'm Jonathan Joy. 345 00:19:29,647 --> 00:19:34,957 Griego & Joy Funeral Homes. 346 00:20:20,124 --> 00:20:22,434 Please do come see me. 347 00:20:24,534 --> 00:20:27,544 Let's get your parents home from Mexico. 348 00:20:29,072 --> 00:20:34,992 The lawful and healthful process of retrieval. 349 00:20:35,017 --> 00:20:39,247 Then let's get them on their journey Onward. 350 00:20:40,887 --> 00:20:42,427 Let's. 351 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,620 When will you come see me, Young Paul? 352 00:20:48,987 --> 00:20:51,417 Tomorrow would be... 353 00:20:51,442 --> 00:20:53,472 good to begin the lawful, um... 354 00:20:54,444 --> 00:20:55,744 thing, yeah. 355 00:20:55,769 --> 00:20:56,829 Good. 356 00:20:56,854 --> 00:20:57,954 Well... 357 00:21:00,864 --> 00:21:02,914 until tomorrow. 358 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,183 Hey. 359 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:28,858 Yeah. 360 00:21:28,883 --> 00:21:29,943 Nice. 361 00:21:29,968 --> 00:21:31,138 What was? 362 00:21:31,163 --> 00:21:32,253 Nice work. 363 00:21:32,278 --> 00:21:33,748 In Mexico, man. 364 00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:35,662 Thanks. 365 00:21:35,687 --> 00:21:38,117 That was a really awesome shared experience. 366 00:21:38,142 --> 00:21:39,312 Yeah. 367 00:21:39,337 --> 00:21:41,397 Got lost in the desert. 368 00:21:41,687 --> 00:21:43,907 Yeah. I remember that part. 369 00:21:43,932 --> 00:21:45,742 I didn't put the sombrero on. 370 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,137 Yeah, why not? 371 00:21:50,812 --> 00:21:52,332 That would've been smart. 372 00:21:52,357 --> 00:21:53,657 I wanted it to be fresh. 373 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,847 A fresh sombrero. 374 00:21:58,522 --> 00:22:01,602 Why did you want a fresh sombrero, Glenn? 375 00:22:01,627 --> 00:22:03,537 To give to my dad. 376 00:22:03,562 --> 00:22:05,032 For Father's Day. 377 00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:08,707 Hey, I want to be quiet. 378 00:22:08,732 --> 00:22:10,212 You and me, New Leaf. 379 00:22:10,237 --> 00:22:12,707 About being in Mexico this week, 'cause... 380 00:22:15,572 --> 00:22:17,682 Isn't your dad kinda... 381 00:22:19,222 --> 00:22:20,502 not great? 382 00:22:21,727 --> 00:22:23,697 Yeah, he's not great. 383 00:22:24,337 --> 00:22:25,807 Town drunk, you said? 384 00:22:25,832 --> 00:22:27,072 Yeah. 385 00:22:28,142 --> 00:22:30,322 Well, my dad's not great either. 386 00:22:31,104 --> 00:22:33,614 He went into outer space and lost his mind. 387 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:39,606 Our Pastor? 388 00:22:40,397 --> 00:22:41,547 What's that? 389 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:43,857 Pastor Brown. 390 00:22:44,862 --> 00:22:46,822 He went into outer space? 391 00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:52,432 Yeah. 392 00:22:52,457 --> 00:22:54,107 Yeah, in a special program. 393 00:22:55,157 --> 00:22:56,687 An international... 394 00:22:57,327 --> 00:22:58,677 With Russia. 395 00:22:58,702 --> 00:23:01,292 An International Pastor Space Thing. 396 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,520 Cool. 397 00:23:14,656 --> 00:23:17,838 _ 398 00:23:19,917 --> 00:23:21,648 No sign of trauma. 399 00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:24,042 Nor indications of blunt force. 400 00:23:24,067 --> 00:23:26,977 Nor ligature bruising. 401 00:23:27,002 --> 00:23:28,312 None. 402 00:23:30,407 --> 00:23:32,237 You just found him dead? 403 00:23:32,262 --> 00:23:35,612 Found him cold just there. 404 00:23:35,637 --> 00:23:36,717 No telling how? 405 00:23:36,742 --> 00:23:37,962 No telling how. 406 00:23:39,192 --> 00:23:40,742 Alright. Final question. 407 00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,467 It's all gonna come down to this. 408 00:23:42,492 --> 00:23:43,972 Who is the youngest person 409 00:23:43,997 --> 00:23:46,737 ever convicted of first-degree murder? 410 00:23:46,762 --> 00:23:48,672 Name and age. 411 00:23:50,232 --> 00:23:53,362 We're pulling up here. Clock's ticking. 412 00:23:53,442 --> 00:23:54,882 You want to use that Shout Out? 413 00:23:54,907 --> 00:23:56,437 You got a real hot streak going. 414 00:23:56,462 --> 00:23:58,372 It'd be a shame to strike out half a block away. 415 00:23:58,397 --> 00:23:59,917 You can ask a stranger on the street. 416 00:23:59,942 --> 00:24:02,252 That's not necessary. 417 00:24:05,967 --> 00:24:08,037 Two young men. 418 00:24:08,877 --> 00:24:10,387 Byron Brown. 419 00:24:11,227 --> 00:24:13,847 Donald James DeLoash. 420 00:24:14,497 --> 00:24:16,057 Aged 8. 421 00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:19,287 Donald was younger. 422 00:24:19,627 --> 00:24:21,627 By five months. 423 00:24:23,067 --> 00:24:24,897 So Donald DeLoash. 424 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,452 Oh, my God. 425 00:24:26,477 --> 00:24:28,827 You just won $5,000 in the Cash Cab! 426 00:24:28,922 --> 00:24:30,532 You're the biggest winner we've ever had. 427 00:24:30,557 --> 00:24:32,807 That's a new record! What's your name? 428 00:24:34,366 --> 00:24:35,896 Donald DeLoash. 429 00:24:39,087 --> 00:24:41,127 May I have my cash? 430 00:24:41,152 --> 00:24:43,682 I'm due on a train west soon, Ben. 431 00:24:47,177 --> 00:24:49,527 Two of the orphan boys are missing. 432 00:24:49,552 --> 00:24:51,852 Byron Brown. Donald DeLoash. 433 00:24:51,877 --> 00:24:53,567 And seven bed sheets missing. 434 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:56,212 Six were found strung together hanging from this floor 435 00:24:56,237 --> 00:24:58,137 to the alley 'round back. 436 00:24:59,692 --> 00:25:02,172 - Seven were taken? - Seven sheets. 437 00:25:02,197 --> 00:25:03,367 Six found. 438 00:25:03,392 --> 00:25:04,942 Six found 'round back. 439 00:25:37,317 --> 00:25:39,337 It's cool you got your dad a hat, Glenn. 440 00:25:42,144 --> 00:25:43,704 But he doesn't, like... 441 00:25:47,017 --> 00:25:49,457 He doesn't do what most dads do. 442 00:25:49,482 --> 00:25:50,822 Like what? 443 00:25:50,847 --> 00:25:52,007 Like... 444 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,610 Like look out for the people they love. 445 00:25:59,241 --> 00:26:00,907 Your dad doesn't look out for you, Glenn, 446 00:26:00,932 --> 00:26:02,492 and it's not cool. 447 00:26:03,742 --> 00:26:05,322 The sombrero is cool. 448 00:26:05,347 --> 00:26:07,037 So maybe you should save it 449 00:26:07,062 --> 00:26:09,842 and, like... give it to someone later, 450 00:26:09,867 --> 00:26:13,997 you know, who really deserves a fresh sombrero. 451 00:26:16,917 --> 00:26:18,087 Like who. 452 00:26:19,135 --> 00:26:21,195 I don't know... just someone in your future. 453 00:26:22,656 --> 00:26:24,206 Like in a jet pack? 454 00:26:25,342 --> 00:26:27,342 What are you talking about? 455 00:26:27,367 --> 00:26:28,917 In the futures. 456 00:26:29,757 --> 00:26:31,347 Of jet packs. 457 00:26:32,897 --> 00:26:34,587 The future's not... 458 00:26:37,377 --> 00:26:41,787 The future's not just jet packs and robots and shit. 459 00:26:44,293 --> 00:26:45,843 Then what is it? 460 00:26:46,532 --> 00:26:49,272 The future is, like, 461 00:26:49,297 --> 00:26:51,917 any time at all ahead of right now. 462 00:26:51,972 --> 00:26:53,582 Like... 463 00:26:53,607 --> 00:26:56,347 Like, in two seconds. Like, right now plus a second. 464 00:26:56,372 --> 00:26:57,862 That's the future. 465 00:26:59,042 --> 00:27:01,022 It doesn't have to have robots. 466 00:27:01,047 --> 00:27:02,627 It does not. 467 00:27:02,967 --> 00:27:04,137 Fuck. 468 00:27:05,577 --> 00:27:06,777 Okay. 469 00:27:07,317 --> 00:27:08,897 That's good to know. 470 00:27:10,464 --> 00:27:12,554 It is good to know, Glenn. 471 00:27:15,844 --> 00:27:18,914 If we weren't friends, if you hadn't told me that, 472 00:27:19,677 --> 00:27:22,767 I'd be running around talking about robots and shit. 473 00:27:22,792 --> 00:27:24,802 People would think I was an idiot. 474 00:27:25,545 --> 00:27:28,085 Then I could never get a girlfriend or anything. 475 00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:30,947 Well, maybe you can now. 476 00:27:31,387 --> 00:27:34,347 There's still lots of other stuff we got to learn, 477 00:27:34,372 --> 00:27:36,512 get straightened out. 478 00:27:36,537 --> 00:27:38,237 Cool. 479 00:27:49,577 --> 00:27:51,097 Man, thanks. 480 00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:53,077 Glenn. 481 00:27:55,352 --> 00:27:58,522 Don't give it to me, man. 482 00:27:58,547 --> 00:28:00,147 You look out for me. 483 00:28:06,207 --> 00:28:08,777 I don't want you to give up on your dad... 484 00:28:10,117 --> 00:28:11,377 'cause... 485 00:28:13,316 --> 00:28:14,842 Well, 'cause maybe something someday 486 00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:16,477 will wake his dumb ass up. 487 00:28:16,517 --> 00:28:18,437 And... 488 00:28:18,462 --> 00:28:21,032 I still call my dad. Once a week. 489 00:28:21,112 --> 00:28:24,242 Even though he can't hear me through his fucking huge helmet. 490 00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:25,917 He... He... He wears this space helmet, 491 00:28:25,942 --> 00:28:27,942 and he wanders around Austin, Texas. 492 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:30,517 Like the village idiot. In a space suit. 493 00:28:31,745 --> 00:28:33,825 We're still talking about Pastor Brown? 494 00:28:38,057 --> 00:28:39,667 No. 495 00:28:41,417 --> 00:28:42,987 I have another dad. 496 00:28:45,042 --> 00:28:46,572 He's the Village Idiot? 497 00:28:48,032 --> 00:28:49,312 Yeah. 498 00:28:49,337 --> 00:28:50,857 Mine's the Town Drunk. 499 00:28:55,452 --> 00:28:57,112 We should introduce them to each other. 500 00:28:59,212 --> 00:29:00,722 Yeah, we should. 501 00:29:07,177 --> 00:29:09,267 Glenn, my name's James. 502 00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:12,797 Schaeler. 503 00:29:15,202 --> 00:29:17,422 I'm in the middle of an elaborate plot 504 00:29:17,447 --> 00:29:18,887 that's... 505 00:29:20,237 --> 00:29:21,807 fucking kind of falling apart 506 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:24,914 to take all of Pastor Brown's money, 507 00:29:24,939 --> 00:29:26,019 which... 508 00:29:26,937 --> 00:29:32,157 I mean, he's a really bad man, so... maybe that means something. 509 00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:34,427 I don't know. 510 00:29:35,992 --> 00:29:37,532 I don't even know why I'm telling you 511 00:29:37,557 --> 00:29:39,557 all this right now. 512 00:29:41,297 --> 00:29:43,337 I still want you to have my fresh sombrero. 513 00:29:44,962 --> 00:29:46,872 Maybe even more than him. 514 00:29:49,292 --> 00:29:50,372 He's right there? 515 00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:51,747 Yeah. 516 00:29:51,787 --> 00:29:52,907 That's him. 517 00:29:54,772 --> 00:29:56,772 You haven't gone over and tell him you're okay? 518 00:29:56,797 --> 00:29:59,357 To give him the fresh sombrero? 519 00:29:59,382 --> 00:30:02,082 I was enjoying being with you. 520 00:30:05,082 --> 00:30:06,622 New Leaf? 521 00:30:07,547 --> 00:30:08,837 Right. 522 00:30:09,287 --> 00:30:10,367 New Leaf? 523 00:30:11,642 --> 00:30:13,222 Right. 524 00:30:13,247 --> 00:30:14,727 That's a name? 525 00:30:14,752 --> 00:30:16,842 That's my name. 526 00:30:25,387 --> 00:30:28,172 - Are you Native American? - No. 527 00:30:29,842 --> 00:30:32,922 I'm formerly cruel, and I turned a new leaf. 528 00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:35,574 What are you now? 529 00:30:35,599 --> 00:30:38,099 A little indisposed at the moment. 530 00:30:39,102 --> 00:30:41,182 How did that get there? 531 00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:43,977 How'd what? 532 00:30:44,517 --> 00:30:45,817 The ankle bracelet? 533 00:30:45,842 --> 00:30:47,402 The ankle bracelet what? 534 00:30:47,587 --> 00:30:49,847 How did that fucking ankle bracelet 535 00:30:49,872 --> 00:30:52,052 get on your ankle? 536 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:59,917 I don't care what your name is or what you're doing. 537 00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:02,507 People fucking suck, man. 538 00:31:02,947 --> 00:31:05,027 And you don't, so... 539 00:31:05,777 --> 00:31:07,327 How do you know that, man? 540 00:31:08,477 --> 00:31:10,127 Know what? 541 00:31:10,167 --> 00:31:11,967 That people fucking suck? 542 00:31:12,607 --> 00:31:14,267 I work in a pawn shop. 543 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:17,237 Glenn... 544 00:31:18,487 --> 00:31:20,587 Ah, man. 545 00:31:21,787 --> 00:31:23,117 Go. 546 00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:25,992 Go up there and tell your dad you're okay 547 00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,757 and give him this fucking awesome 548 00:31:28,782 --> 00:31:30,612 Father's Day Fresh Sombrero, 549 00:31:30,637 --> 00:31:33,337 and, man, just see the look on his face. 550 00:31:33,362 --> 00:31:34,892 Alright, and, man... 551 00:31:34,917 --> 00:31:37,177 feel how fucking hard he hugs you, 552 00:31:37,202 --> 00:31:39,692 'cause he's not crazy like my dad. 553 00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:41,002 He's just drunk. 554 00:31:41,027 --> 00:31:42,677 He can stop that. 555 00:31:45,597 --> 00:31:47,247 Give him a chance. 556 00:31:47,272 --> 00:31:48,852 You bought it. 557 00:31:50,127 --> 00:31:51,687 You kept it fresh. 558 00:31:52,737 --> 00:31:54,277 Yeah. 559 00:31:55,517 --> 00:31:57,047 Because you love him. 560 00:31:59,087 --> 00:32:00,347 Yeah. 561 00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:03,917 Give it to him. 562 00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:06,967 Okay. 563 00:32:10,577 --> 00:32:13,187 Please, tell him, uh, not to wear it around town, 564 00:32:13,212 --> 00:32:16,252 'cause of the, you know, the Ranger and Mexico, and... 565 00:32:17,342 --> 00:32:20,082 Just please tell him to hide... hide the sombrero. 566 00:32:20,107 --> 00:32:21,207 Cool. 567 00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:53,812 The computer you wish to use is right over here. 568 00:33:36,886 --> 00:33:39,718 I'm hearing in your voice an indication that 569 00:33:39,745 --> 00:33:41,913 maybe you think I'm stupid. 570 00:33:44,247 --> 00:33:46,787 Would you like, Ranger, to hear a scenario? 571 00:33:47,482 --> 00:33:49,132 I would like to hear how the bracelet 572 00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:50,687 got on your ankle. 573 00:33:53,067 --> 00:33:55,937 Well, here's the scenario. 574 00:33:55,962 --> 00:33:57,612 And at the end, you might ask yourself, 575 00:33:57,637 --> 00:33:59,707 "Who's the fucking nincompoop here?" 576 00:34:00,257 --> 00:34:03,867 Keeping vigil night and day. Vigil for my caring parents. 577 00:34:03,892 --> 00:34:06,202 Night and day. Tired. 578 00:34:06,257 --> 00:34:08,217 In their hospital. Nod off. 579 00:34:08,242 --> 00:34:10,772 From the long vigil. I wake up. 580 00:34:10,797 --> 00:34:13,717 I got a fucking gizmo attached to me here. 581 00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:16,502 Someone latched up the wrong man, Ranger. 582 00:34:16,527 --> 00:34:19,617 Nincompoop? Not me. 583 00:34:19,642 --> 00:34:21,702 Not in this scenario. 584 00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:25,147 A Kilroy County Deputy put that on you. 585 00:34:25,835 --> 00:34:27,835 Yeah. Okay. 586 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:30,290 He thought you were Paul Allen Brown. 587 00:34:30,315 --> 00:34:31,575 Well, I'm New Leaf. 588 00:34:31,717 --> 00:34:33,197 We've established that, 589 00:34:33,277 --> 00:34:35,627 and I've never been to Texas, Jack, 590 00:34:35,652 --> 00:34:38,132 and I got a Texas gizmo on me here, 591 00:34:38,157 --> 00:34:40,687 and you got no jurisdiction on my goddamn shit, 592 00:34:40,712 --> 00:34:43,452 so unless you want to give me a fucking trim, 593 00:34:43,477 --> 00:34:45,477 get this bitch off my ankle. 594 00:34:45,502 --> 00:34:46,742 Toot Sweet. 595 00:34:46,767 --> 00:34:49,597 That's French, Motherfucker, for pronto. 596 00:34:49,622 --> 00:34:52,492 That's I-talian, Motherfucker, for right now. 597 00:34:52,517 --> 00:34:54,687 And that's English, Jack, your native tongue. 598 00:34:54,712 --> 00:34:56,192 So you get it. 599 00:34:56,217 --> 00:34:57,997 So get it done. 600 00:35:01,487 --> 00:35:03,407 You've never been to Texas? 601 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,397 Well... 602 00:35:08,537 --> 00:35:10,027 Well what? 603 00:35:10,367 --> 00:35:11,877 Yesterday, yeah. 604 00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:14,357 And today, passing through. 605 00:35:15,197 --> 00:35:17,227 Today, yeah. 606 00:35:18,067 --> 00:35:19,907 On your trip to Mexico. 607 00:35:20,547 --> 00:35:21,917 Yeah. 608 00:35:22,857 --> 00:35:24,437 Mexico. 609 00:35:25,077 --> 00:35:26,657 Yeah. 610 00:35:27,597 --> 00:35:29,047 Mexico. 611 00:35:29,387 --> 00:35:30,877 You keep saying that. 612 00:35:34,827 --> 00:35:37,387 What were you doing in Mexico? 613 00:35:38,137 --> 00:35:39,647 You seem... 614 00:35:40,097 --> 00:35:42,657 I don't know... sort of local to me. 615 00:35:56,717 --> 00:35:58,297 Fuck you. 616 00:35:59,937 --> 00:36:01,497 Fuck me? 617 00:36:01,937 --> 00:36:04,017 Local? What's that? 618 00:36:04,266 --> 00:36:06,182 Is that supposed to mean I'm less than something 619 00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:07,637 or something? 620 00:36:07,662 --> 00:36:09,792 I was well raised. 621 00:36:09,817 --> 00:36:12,907 You could etch on my tombstone, "He should have known better." 622 00:36:12,932 --> 00:36:15,842 I was well raised by good, caring people. 623 00:36:15,972 --> 00:36:18,062 But I'm the dog that you clean up after 624 00:36:18,087 --> 00:36:19,997 and then hit with a fucking newspaper. 625 00:36:20,062 --> 00:36:24,022 I'm bad news, Ranger, but I'm not stupid, 626 00:36:24,047 --> 00:36:29,057 and I never broke one law in your fucking Lone Star State. 627 00:36:29,082 --> 00:36:31,602 So, you get this bracelet off. 628 00:36:32,082 --> 00:36:33,602 I got things I need to do. 629 00:36:33,627 --> 00:36:35,757 My parents died today. 630 00:36:35,782 --> 00:36:37,922 There are tasks. 631 00:36:39,427 --> 00:36:40,977 There's been, here, 632 00:36:41,847 --> 00:36:44,157 a peculiar concentration of activity 633 00:36:44,182 --> 00:36:46,232 involving, somehow... 634 00:36:46,257 --> 00:36:47,797 Mexico. 635 00:36:48,767 --> 00:36:51,817 Among a peculiar number of people here. 636 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:57,557 Killer. 637 00:36:58,937 --> 00:36:59,947 Me? 638 00:36:59,972 --> 00:37:01,192 Yeah. 639 00:37:01,217 --> 00:37:02,347 Convicted. 640 00:37:02,372 --> 00:37:03,722 Yeah. 641 00:37:03,802 --> 00:37:06,372 Motherfucker taunted my mother and father, 642 00:37:06,397 --> 00:37:07,787 and I did the time behind the bars 643 00:37:07,812 --> 00:37:09,642 and down in the barrel. 644 00:37:09,667 --> 00:37:11,197 Taunted. 645 00:37:11,892 --> 00:37:13,292 Yeah. 646 00:37:13,317 --> 00:37:15,187 And you shot him. 647 00:37:15,212 --> 00:37:16,722 Yeah. 648 00:37:17,577 --> 00:37:19,477 For taunting someone. 649 00:37:20,017 --> 00:37:21,637 Not someone. 650 00:37:21,977 --> 00:37:23,627 My mother and father. 651 00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:27,887 And since then... 652 00:37:29,442 --> 00:37:31,032 Since then what? 653 00:37:31,857 --> 00:37:34,597 You let anyone else have it like that? 654 00:37:34,622 --> 00:37:36,212 No one's given me a reason. 655 00:37:38,467 --> 00:37:41,507 What were you doing in Mexico, New Leaf? 656 00:37:43,167 --> 00:37:44,607 New Leaf? 657 00:37:47,372 --> 00:37:50,802 I was researching LensCrafters franchise opportunities 658 00:37:50,827 --> 00:37:53,347 in the suburbs of Greater northwestern Mexico. 659 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:55,632 I'm a registered, licensed franchisee 660 00:37:55,657 --> 00:37:58,057 in the LensCrafters franchise family. 661 00:37:58,082 --> 00:38:01,522 I got $96,000 of my parents' life savings 662 00:38:01,547 --> 00:38:03,567 laying around in the form of hard costs, 663 00:38:03,642 --> 00:38:05,692 such as frames, lenses, 664 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:08,937 and eyeglass stands I'm trying to recoup on. 665 00:38:09,002 --> 00:38:12,222 I attended a Mexican LensCrafters symposium yesterday 666 00:38:12,247 --> 00:38:13,747 for that reason. 667 00:38:15,287 --> 00:38:18,917 Here's my ticket, Wesley Walker, Texas Ranger. 668 00:38:20,192 --> 00:38:22,492 And I was at a real fucking disadvantage, man, 669 00:38:22,517 --> 00:38:25,517 seeking Mexican wholesale franchise discount opportunities 670 00:38:25,557 --> 00:38:27,777 with this shit on my ankle. 671 00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,407 So now, man... 672 00:38:30,347 --> 00:38:31,917 get her off. 673 00:38:32,657 --> 00:38:34,837 I'm not fucking around. Look at my face. 674 00:38:41,147 --> 00:38:44,677 You wandered down to Mexico with your folks at death's door? 675 00:38:45,604 --> 00:38:47,144 I'm useless, Ranger. 676 00:38:48,132 --> 00:38:49,302 It was their life savings. 677 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:50,937 I endeavored to put it to good use 678 00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:53,052 before they passed away into the it's-never-gonna- 679 00:38:53,077 --> 00:38:55,427 fucking-happen-now end of it all. 680 00:38:55,537 --> 00:38:58,107 I didn't wander down to Mexico. 681 00:38:58,132 --> 00:38:59,482 I hurried. 682 00:38:59,507 --> 00:39:01,057 For them. 683 00:39:01,612 --> 00:39:03,222 Because as of 7:00 a.m. this morning, 684 00:39:03,247 --> 00:39:04,717 there was still hope. 685 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,810 And now? 686 00:39:11,997 --> 00:39:13,207 And now... 687 00:39:14,347 --> 00:39:15,547 nope. 688 00:39:21,137 --> 00:39:22,577 Seriously, man. 689 00:39:22,602 --> 00:39:24,602 Stand the fuck up and get this off me. 690 00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:27,217 I got things I need to do. 691 00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:52,587 Any word? 692 00:39:54,127 --> 00:39:55,337 Pirdoo. 693 00:39:57,607 --> 00:39:59,137 Word on Glenn? 694 00:39:59,177 --> 00:40:00,737 Word on Glenn. 695 00:40:01,177 --> 00:40:03,087 Glenn's home, Ranger. 696 00:40:04,227 --> 00:40:05,947 Well, that's great. 697 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:08,587 It's fucking great, yeah. 698 00:40:09,227 --> 00:40:10,707 Where was your boy? 699 00:40:11,447 --> 00:40:12,797 Road trip. 700 00:40:12,847 --> 00:40:14,267 Roadie. 701 00:40:14,717 --> 00:40:16,047 He wrote me a note. 702 00:40:16,197 --> 00:40:17,747 It just washed away. 703 00:40:18,587 --> 00:40:20,327 He brought me something home. 704 00:40:21,003 --> 00:40:22,183 From his trip? 705 00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:23,222 Yeah. 706 00:40:23,247 --> 00:40:24,597 Father's Day. 707 00:40:24,637 --> 00:40:25,767 Well, that's fine. 708 00:40:27,077 --> 00:40:28,667 That's a fine thing. 709 00:40:29,207 --> 00:40:30,857 Check it out. 710 00:40:38,217 --> 00:40:39,827 Check it out, guy. 711 00:40:45,123 --> 00:40:50,350 _ 712 00:41:21,177 --> 00:41:23,217 Yeah, I went to Mexico, 713 00:41:23,257 --> 00:41:26,267 primarily because, if my parents passed away, 714 00:41:26,307 --> 00:41:30,137 I wanted to immediately kill So-Called James. 715 00:41:30,177 --> 00:41:32,137 But I still, of course, 716 00:41:32,162 --> 00:41:35,032 frequent LensCrafters franchise message boards 717 00:41:35,097 --> 00:41:37,797 in the hope of identifying opportunities to recoup 718 00:41:37,837 --> 00:41:41,797 some of my parents' investment in LensCrafters and in me. 719 00:41:42,372 --> 00:41:45,392 At this point, a sweet second chance 720 00:41:45,417 --> 00:41:47,977 at a brick-and-mortar franchise store is 721 00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:49,677 a fucking pipe dream. 722 00:41:49,727 --> 00:41:51,377 Who the fuck are we kidding here, 723 00:41:51,417 --> 00:41:53,917 given our fiduciary situation. 724 00:41:56,882 --> 00:41:59,232 But it's imprudent to bypass opportunities 725 00:41:59,257 --> 00:42:01,427 to allay our leftover hard-cost stock items 726 00:42:01,452 --> 00:42:04,282 such as frames, lenses, and eyeglass stands 727 00:42:04,307 --> 00:42:07,697 at franchise mixers and various franchise symposiums 728 00:42:07,722 --> 00:42:10,592 where franchise owners can barter, negotiate, 729 00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:13,227 or just do a fellow LensCrafters franchise owner 730 00:42:13,267 --> 00:42:14,967 a fucking solid. 731 00:42:15,007 --> 00:42:16,527 So, yeah, I dropped in there. 732 00:42:16,577 --> 00:42:17,967 In Mexico. 733 00:42:18,007 --> 00:42:19,407 While there. 734 00:42:19,447 --> 00:42:21,367 Hoping... 735 00:42:21,407 --> 00:42:23,847 Hoping I could sell some reserve stock 736 00:42:23,887 --> 00:42:25,667 and lessen the loss of the investment 737 00:42:25,717 --> 00:42:27,807 my elderly father, Kevin, and mother, Denise, 738 00:42:27,847 --> 00:42:30,107 made in LensCrafters and in me. 739 00:42:33,807 --> 00:42:35,597 No takers. 740 00:42:40,207 --> 00:42:41,817 So, at the end of their lives, 741 00:42:41,857 --> 00:42:44,167 what my parents lost by investing in me 742 00:42:44,207 --> 00:42:46,557 was entire and full. 743 00:42:46,607 --> 00:42:48,167 It was complete. 744 00:42:55,007 --> 00:42:57,877 Now I'll just take a bath on this shit, 745 00:42:57,917 --> 00:43:00,267 'cause I need some fucking money for a gun 746 00:43:00,317 --> 00:43:04,367 so I can pay a fateful visit to So-Called James. 747 00:43:07,612 --> 00:43:09,052 Where's young Glenn? 748 00:43:09,077 --> 00:43:10,657 Young Glenn is sleeping. 749 00:43:12,382 --> 00:43:13,992 In the back? 750 00:43:14,017 --> 00:43:15,547 At home. 751 00:43:15,572 --> 00:43:17,572 How can I help you? 752 00:43:17,597 --> 00:43:19,247 I got glasses. 753 00:43:19,287 --> 00:43:21,507 Cases and cases of eyewear. 754 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:23,702 Like, here. 755 00:43:23,727 --> 00:43:26,027 Cases and cases. 756 00:43:29,087 --> 00:43:31,257 You're gonna take a bath on these, man. 757 00:43:31,282 --> 00:43:33,762 I'm not a wholesaler. I'm a Mom-and-Pop. 758 00:43:34,311 --> 00:43:35,891 But my wife... 759 00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:38,857 my wife left us, so I'm just a Pop. 760 00:43:39,912 --> 00:43:42,982 Just a Pop store, bud, so I can't do you right, here. 761 00:43:43,007 --> 00:43:44,317 This is a lot of stock. 762 00:43:44,342 --> 00:43:46,912 Well, I need the money for something. 763 00:43:46,937 --> 00:43:49,337 You own a pawn shop. You know the story. 764 00:43:49,362 --> 00:43:51,422 What do you need? We have a lot of stock. 765 00:43:51,432 --> 00:43:53,652 Maybe I can make you a deal on something. 766 00:43:53,677 --> 00:43:55,587 You don't stock it. 767 00:43:55,627 --> 00:43:59,187 You don't stock what I need. 768 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,377 Well, okay. 769 00:44:01,402 --> 00:44:03,582 How many boxes of eyewear? 770 00:44:03,607 --> 00:44:04,997 72. 771 00:44:05,782 --> 00:44:07,662 I'll give you $2,000, all in. 772 00:44:08,343 --> 00:44:09,823 That'll cover it. 773 00:44:13,777 --> 00:44:15,167 Hey. 774 00:44:15,192 --> 00:44:16,772 Yeah? 775 00:44:17,737 --> 00:44:19,257 You got a good kid. 776 00:44:20,007 --> 00:44:21,297 Your kid. 777 00:44:23,137 --> 00:44:25,137 I know him a little. 778 00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:26,692 I wanted you to know that. 779 00:44:28,747 --> 00:44:30,297 Glenn? 780 00:44:30,837 --> 00:44:32,407 Glenn's a good kid. 781 00:44:33,447 --> 00:44:35,007 He is, yeah. 782 00:44:36,967 --> 00:44:39,212 You sure you want to follow through on this transaction? 783 00:44:39,237 --> 00:44:40,827 Yeah, I am. 784 00:44:44,547 --> 00:44:46,347 Glenn works here? 785 00:44:46,987 --> 00:44:48,427 Sometimes. 786 00:44:48,467 --> 00:44:49,927 Most of the time. 787 00:44:50,467 --> 00:44:51,517 Seems like. 788 00:44:53,557 --> 00:44:55,107 So, it's a... 789 00:44:55,647 --> 00:44:58,677 more of a Kid and Pop store, really. 790 00:44:59,242 --> 00:45:02,372 But no one ever says that, 'cause no one really sees that 791 00:45:02,397 --> 00:45:06,007 'cause kids don't really do that that... that much. 792 00:45:06,047 --> 00:45:07,127 Right? 793 00:45:18,497 --> 00:45:19,977 Here's your money. 794 00:45:34,491 --> 00:45:39,491 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -