1 00:00:02,783 --> 00:00:04,334 Previously on Sweetbitter... 2 00:00:04,359 --> 00:00:05,398 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:05,423 --> 00:00:07,146 Your mother clearly didn't baby you. 4 00:00:07,171 --> 00:00:08,627 - Her dad raised her. - Oh. 5 00:00:08,629 --> 00:00:10,068 Your mother never made you help? 6 00:00:10,070 --> 00:00:13,151 We ate a lot of food you just added water to. 7 00:00:13,153 --> 00:00:15,474 I wanna talk to Howard right now. 8 00:00:15,476 --> 00:00:16,828 Where is he? 9 00:00:17,958 --> 00:00:19,358 I didn't tell anyone. 10 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:22,000 You are showing your age right now. 11 00:00:22,002 --> 00:00:24,403 Kinda thought you didn't wanna do this anymore. 12 00:00:24,405 --> 00:00:26,405 I did what I thought was best. 13 00:00:26,407 --> 00:00:28,421 I needed things to die down. 14 00:00:28,625 --> 00:00:29,992 Daddy's back. 15 00:00:30,017 --> 00:00:31,296 Do you not wanna get better? 16 00:00:31,321 --> 00:00:32,921 I do not care either way. 17 00:00:32,974 --> 00:00:34,678 New York is never a mistake... 18 00:00:34,703 --> 00:00:37,136 Jake, however, is. 19 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:39,359 Hi, I'm Rosalynn. I'm the new hostess. 20 00:01:28,311 --> 00:01:30,190 You're gonna ask permission? 21 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:31,929 Morning. 22 00:01:32,109 --> 00:01:33,906 Don't move. 23 00:01:46,409 --> 00:01:48,730 Here we go. Enjoy your meal. 24 00:01:48,732 --> 00:01:50,234 All right, thank you. 25 00:01:55,546 --> 00:01:57,058 Hm, poor kid. 26 00:01:57,060 --> 00:01:59,220 - Who? - Rosalynn. 27 00:01:59,222 --> 00:02:00,782 I don't know if I'd have sex with her. 28 00:02:00,784 --> 00:02:03,024 - She didn't ask you. - She just started. 29 00:02:03,026 --> 00:02:05,507 Baby Jakey doesn't waste time. 30 00:02:05,509 --> 00:02:07,593 Fuck everyone. 31 00:02:07,751 --> 00:02:09,751 - Didn't fuck me. - Not yet. 32 00:02:09,753 --> 00:02:11,433 He tried to fuck me when I started. 33 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:13,915 - Seriously? - Ew, he never did. 34 00:02:13,917 --> 00:02:16,638 He just wanted me for my gold star. 35 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,360 Well, he didn't even look at me twice. 36 00:02:18,362 --> 00:02:20,273 - He was intimidated. - By? 37 00:02:20,298 --> 00:02:22,054 She's black. 38 00:02:22,079 --> 00:02:24,303 I don't mean black. I mean Ivy League. 39 00:02:24,328 --> 00:02:25,527 Didn't intimidate me. 40 00:02:25,529 --> 00:02:27,250 Hey, the night's not over yet. 41 00:02:27,953 --> 00:02:30,212 Jake tried to fuck Sasha. 42 00:02:30,214 --> 00:02:32,304 I touched his erection once... 43 00:02:32,657 --> 00:02:35,578 we had a very long discussion about that. 44 00:02:35,580 --> 00:02:38,260 Both tops... not meant to be. 45 00:02:38,262 --> 00:02:40,222 Uh, no way you're a top. 46 00:02:40,224 --> 00:02:42,104 What are the cretins talking about tonight? 47 00:02:42,106 --> 00:02:44,106 Nothing interesting. 48 00:02:56,020 --> 00:03:01,590 credits 49 00:03:05,570 --> 00:03:06,942 Bye. 50 00:03:13,129 --> 00:03:15,178 Those are awesome. Are they new? 51 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:16,940 Uh yeah, I just bought them last night. 52 00:03:16,942 --> 00:03:18,902 Third person in line. 53 00:03:18,904 --> 00:03:21,113 - Hey, how you feeling? - Hey. 54 00:03:28,554 --> 00:03:30,027 Okay, it looks better. 55 00:03:30,192 --> 00:03:31,872 Are you off the pain pills? 56 00:03:31,953 --> 00:03:33,598 Yep. 57 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,676 Okay... 58 00:03:38,204 --> 00:03:40,699 Are you feeling a bit more optimistic? 59 00:03:40,724 --> 00:03:42,726 Everything is great. 60 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:51,976 Shut the fuck up, pendejos, will you? 61 00:03:51,978 --> 00:03:55,512 The shoes... those are hideous. 62 00:03:55,551 --> 00:03:57,822 - Sasha. - They are. Look at them. 63 00:03:59,324 --> 00:04:00,824 What'd you say? 64 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:02,467 - Sasha. - No, dumb fuck's 65 00:04:02,469 --> 00:04:03,989 spending his money on shoes. 66 00:04:03,991 --> 00:04:05,990 He doesn't even have roads in his countries. 67 00:04:06,015 --> 00:04:08,135 Or toilets. He shits on the street. 68 00:04:12,324 --> 00:04:15,000 Why don't you go fuck yourself and go back to Mexico? 69 00:04:15,002 --> 00:04:16,682 I'm not from Mexico... 70 00:04:16,684 --> 00:04:18,243 - Okay, thank you. - Okay, Sasha. 71 00:04:18,245 --> 00:04:19,765 - Seriously? - What you know, 72 00:04:19,767 --> 00:04:21,832 - flat-chested cunt? - Hey! 73 00:04:22,042 --> 00:04:23,770 Hey, Sasha... 74 00:04:30,564 --> 00:04:33,207 Sorry about that guy. He's, um... 75 00:04:33,501 --> 00:04:34,820 I... I don't know. 76 00:04:34,822 --> 00:04:36,942 He's going through a rough time. 77 00:04:45,687 --> 00:04:47,286 Feels good though, right? 78 00:04:47,515 --> 00:04:49,515 No, um... now I'm taking them off. 79 00:04:49,517 --> 00:04:51,613 Yeah, I get it. 80 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,841 Buying something like that makes you feel like a different person. 81 00:04:57,232 --> 00:04:59,232 - Good night. - Night. 82 00:05:12,233 --> 00:05:13,785 What do you think? 83 00:05:17,027 --> 00:05:18,348 Mm, fucking hot. 84 00:05:18,738 --> 00:05:19,832 Right? 85 00:05:19,857 --> 00:05:22,035 I've been here four times to try it on. 86 00:05:22,208 --> 00:05:23,605 Just get it. 87 00:05:23,652 --> 00:05:26,770 I should, right? I'm a New Yorker. 88 00:05:26,879 --> 00:05:29,276 I live in New York. It's like a rite of passage. 89 00:05:29,278 --> 00:05:31,839 I've got an apartment. I got a job. 90 00:05:31,841 --> 00:05:34,137 And it's gonna get fucking cold in, like, a minute. 91 00:05:35,525 --> 00:05:36,770 I'm doing it... 92 00:05:37,412 --> 00:05:39,612 Wait, didn't you just say you were gonna buy it? 93 00:05:39,731 --> 00:05:43,277 Well, I don't have $500 in cash, 94 00:05:43,573 --> 00:05:46,334 but I've been thinking about getting a credit card. 95 00:05:46,336 --> 00:05:47,754 Oh, here. 96 00:05:48,085 --> 00:05:49,564 - I have three. - Oh... 97 00:05:49,589 --> 00:05:51,069 No, you'll pay me back. 98 00:05:51,094 --> 00:05:53,494 I'm like a credit card, but with zero interest, 99 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:55,645 and whether you actually pay me back... 100 00:05:55,670 --> 00:05:57,710 No, thank you. 101 00:05:57,735 --> 00:05:59,332 I want my own. 102 00:05:59,456 --> 00:06:00,645 Fine. 103 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:03,269 Then let's go... 104 00:06:04,629 --> 00:06:06,354 - Before someone else buys it. - Where? 105 00:06:06,356 --> 00:06:07,836 Just follow me. 106 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,640 These are the rejected lollipops 107 00:06:11,642 --> 00:06:13,161 that didn't taste right... 108 00:06:13,163 --> 00:06:14,843 I fucking love them. 109 00:06:14,845 --> 00:06:17,074 What do you think this one is? 110 00:06:17,596 --> 00:06:19,254 Cran apple? 111 00:06:21,473 --> 00:06:22,693 Mmm... semen. 112 00:06:22,718 --> 00:06:24,285 Please stop. 113 00:06:24,696 --> 00:06:26,376 It's delicious. 114 00:06:26,401 --> 00:06:28,129 Oh, he's back. 115 00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:38,271 I'm sorry, but we cannot offer you a card at this time. 116 00:06:38,363 --> 00:06:41,030 - What? - Your credit score is less than ideal. 117 00:06:41,032 --> 00:06:42,952 How is that possible? I've... I've never... 118 00:06:42,954 --> 00:06:44,674 I'm looking at a card in your name that was 119 00:06:44,676 --> 00:06:46,716 maxed out in 2002 in Nevada 120 00:06:46,718 --> 00:06:49,238 and has been in collection since 2003. 121 00:06:49,263 --> 00:06:50,960 2002? I was 17. 122 00:06:50,962 --> 00:06:52,642 Okay, it's obviously a mistake. 123 00:06:52,644 --> 00:06:55,084 I ran your social twice... Equifax and Experian. 124 00:06:55,086 --> 00:06:56,543 Okay, I don't know those banks, 125 00:06:56,568 --> 00:06:59,729 and stop looking at her like that, Oscar. 126 00:06:59,811 --> 00:07:02,852 Obviously, some asswipe in Nevada got a hold of her information. 127 00:07:02,854 --> 00:07:04,254 Perhaps a parent opened it for you, 128 00:07:04,256 --> 00:07:05,855 since you were a minor at the time? 129 00:07:05,857 --> 00:07:08,138 No. I don't know anyone in Nevada. 130 00:07:08,140 --> 00:07:10,879 - I've never been to Nevada. - Okay, you're not listening. 131 00:07:11,063 --> 00:07:13,704 Oscar, just tell whoever you need to tell 132 00:07:13,706 --> 00:07:15,545 that my friend here has had her identity stolen. 133 00:07:15,547 --> 00:07:18,192 You get this taken care of. Stop. 134 00:07:18,217 --> 00:07:19,817 Stop nodding. 135 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:22,218 It doesn't matter whether I believe you or not. 136 00:07:22,314 --> 00:07:25,075 No financial institution on Earth is going to approve you. 137 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:26,207 I'm sorry. 138 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:29,168 - Where's your supervisor? - Ari. 139 00:07:29,522 --> 00:07:31,598 It's fine. Let's just go. 140 00:07:34,558 --> 00:07:36,438 Little bitch. 141 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:42,173 This is a sauvignon blanc from the Loire, 142 00:07:42,175 --> 00:07:44,527 which is different than one from California, 143 00:07:44,552 --> 00:07:47,555 which immediately loses its character in the hotter climate. 144 00:07:49,629 --> 00:07:51,863 Hello? Are you listening? 145 00:07:51,865 --> 00:07:53,264 Yes. Sorry. 146 00:07:53,266 --> 00:07:55,035 Um... 147 00:07:55,325 --> 00:07:57,405 - Climate, the climate. - Sorry to interrupt. 148 00:07:57,430 --> 00:08:00,912 Tess, could I cajole you into unloading a pallet in the cellar, 149 00:08:00,954 --> 00:08:03,074 maybe some light organization if there's time? 150 00:08:03,076 --> 00:08:04,476 We're right in the middle. 151 00:08:04,478 --> 00:08:06,488 Howard, there must be someone else. 152 00:08:06,890 --> 00:08:08,184 Must there? 153 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,254 Shouldn't take long. 154 00:08:10,792 --> 00:08:12,794 Of course. Thanks. 155 00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:16,621 - Hey, Howard? - Hm? 156 00:08:16,966 --> 00:08:19,582 Quick question. Do you think, um... 157 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:22,054 Do you think it would be completely out of line to ask 158 00:08:22,056 --> 00:08:24,336 if I can use your computer for, like, two minutes, 159 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:27,418 and then I'll get started in the cellar? 160 00:08:28,302 --> 00:08:30,332 I didn't realize we were negotiating. 161 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:33,426 It's really important. 162 00:08:34,871 --> 00:08:38,168 The chair is set to a very specific height and lean. 163 00:08:38,459 --> 00:08:40,659 - Please don't change it. - Of course. 164 00:08:40,684 --> 00:08:42,379 Thank you. 165 00:09:17,535 --> 00:09:19,488 M-motherfucking... 166 00:09:20,128 --> 00:09:21,918 shit. 167 00:09:22,735 --> 00:09:24,175 Ugh! 168 00:10:16,945 --> 00:10:19,379 That system makes no sense... 169 00:10:34,852 --> 00:10:36,457 More. 170 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,473 Less. 171 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,457 This is good. 172 00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,674 Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm. 173 00:10:49,699 --> 00:10:51,317 - Throw this out. - Mmm. 174 00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:53,676 Stop finger-fucking my sauces. 175 00:10:54,551 --> 00:10:56,671 Hey, taste this. 176 00:10:56,696 --> 00:10:58,903 - Makes you feel better. - What do you mean, "feel better"? 177 00:10:58,928 --> 00:11:02,209 Ari said somebody named Oscar took all your money. 178 00:11:02,234 --> 00:11:03,754 I hate working here. 179 00:11:07,386 --> 00:11:08,879 Is he talking to me? 180 00:11:10,247 --> 00:11:12,109 His sneakers... what did you do with them? 181 00:11:12,111 --> 00:11:14,176 Like I would touch... 182 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:16,753 - Move! - Sasha. 183 00:11:16,755 --> 00:11:19,715 - Give him his shoes back. - I didn't take them. 184 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,739 One of them. They're all thieves. 185 00:11:27,004 --> 00:11:29,309 You think I can't understand you? 186 00:11:35,317 --> 00:11:37,817 - Don't fucking touch me. - Okay, guys, stop. 187 00:11:37,842 --> 00:11:38,911 No, shit. Dinner's up. 188 00:11:38,936 --> 00:11:41,895 - Yeah, so, Sasha, shoes. - He didn't take them. 189 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,606 Go to hell, Ari. 190 00:11:44,257 --> 00:11:45,956 What the fuck? 191 00:11:49,886 --> 00:11:51,832 Hey. How's it going? 192 00:11:52,364 --> 00:11:54,348 Oh, drama in the kitchen, 193 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,614 but, uh, you should see the wine cellar. 194 00:11:56,686 --> 00:11:59,848 I'm updating the system and I feel pretty good about it. 195 00:11:59,873 --> 00:12:01,442 Cool. 196 00:12:05,004 --> 00:12:06,926 So... 197 00:12:09,449 --> 00:12:11,970 Ari told you, huh? Great. 198 00:12:11,972 --> 00:12:14,309 She just feels bad for you. We all do. 199 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,053 Okay, well, don't. 200 00:12:16,176 --> 00:12:18,497 It's... it's not a big deal. 201 00:12:18,499 --> 00:12:20,619 Having your identity stolen is kind of a big deal. 202 00:12:20,621 --> 00:12:22,661 Okay, well, I'm working. 203 00:12:22,663 --> 00:12:25,063 Really, does nobody work around here? 204 00:12:25,065 --> 00:12:26,425 Absolutely. 205 00:12:26,427 --> 00:12:28,426 Yeah, in fact, 206 00:12:28,629 --> 00:12:30,631 I'm gonna fold napkins. 207 00:12:33,296 --> 00:12:35,298 It's not what you think anyway. 208 00:12:42,123 --> 00:12:43,848 It was my mom. 209 00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:47,770 I didn't even know you had one. 210 00:12:48,209 --> 00:12:49,989 I mean, you just never really talk about your family 211 00:12:50,014 --> 00:12:51,854 or anything like that. 212 00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,926 Yeah, well, I don't... 213 00:12:54,258 --> 00:12:56,254 really talk to her at all. 214 00:12:57,221 --> 00:12:59,036 She didn't raise me. 215 00:13:00,302 --> 00:13:02,782 In fact, the only thing she knows about me 216 00:13:02,784 --> 00:13:05,364 is my social security and 217 00:13:05,988 --> 00:13:09,840 she used it to buy shit 218 00:13:10,312 --> 00:13:11,551 and ruin my credit. 219 00:13:11,553 --> 00:13:12,973 Jesus. 220 00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:14,700 Yeah. 221 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,325 Well, my mom... 222 00:13:21,003 --> 00:13:23,924 my mom chaperoned my prom and she made me slow dance with her. 223 00:13:23,926 --> 00:13:25,526 Will... 224 00:13:28,531 --> 00:13:32,012 I-I don't need a credit card. I'll be fine, okay? 225 00:13:32,014 --> 00:13:33,247 Go. 226 00:13:33,776 --> 00:13:35,818 Don't tell anyone, please. 227 00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:40,583 I don't share with a lot of people. 228 00:13:56,348 --> 00:13:57,598 Yes? 229 00:14:00,949 --> 00:14:02,709 You wanted to see me? 230 00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:04,776 - Have a seat. - No, thanks. 231 00:14:09,102 --> 00:14:11,918 It has come to my attention there may be something 232 00:14:12,216 --> 00:14:14,218 between you and the new hostess. 233 00:14:19,648 --> 00:14:22,004 We spend a tremendous amount of time here. 234 00:14:22,619 --> 00:14:25,442 Romantic relationships between coworkers... 235 00:14:26,964 --> 00:14:28,567 it's natural. 236 00:14:29,418 --> 00:14:31,019 Understandable. 237 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,668 I'm going to be amending the handbook, 238 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,848 the one you likely burned when you started. 239 00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:43,045 Going forward, new policy expects 240 00:14:43,047 --> 00:14:46,008 employees to disclose intimate relationships 241 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,270 with coworkers to management. 242 00:14:48,773 --> 00:14:50,606 You wanna know who I'm fucking? 243 00:14:52,163 --> 00:14:54,283 I don't care who you're fucking. 244 00:14:54,308 --> 00:14:56,628 I care about what happens in my restaurant. 245 00:14:56,741 --> 00:14:59,473 I want those situations to be above board. 246 00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:01,778 My priority is a safe 247 00:15:01,975 --> 00:15:04,200 and professional work environment. 248 00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:06,067 I-I don't... 249 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,504 Sorry? 250 00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:13,559 I have nothing intimate to disclose. 251 00:15:16,784 --> 00:15:18,520 Okay. 252 00:15:21,476 --> 00:15:23,036 You can go. 253 00:15:29,815 --> 00:15:31,655 Pick up! Hey risotto's up. 254 00:15:33,278 --> 00:15:35,809 You were in the wine room? I can't find the Occhipinti. 255 00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,799 It should be under O. Occhipinti. 256 00:15:37,824 --> 00:15:39,176 It didn't make sense to me. 257 00:15:39,201 --> 00:15:40,841 - The alphabet? - The system. 258 00:15:40,866 --> 00:15:42,706 It should be grouped by country based on the map, 259 00:15:42,749 --> 00:15:45,469 so the Italy section is now on the north wall. 260 00:15:45,471 --> 00:15:47,011 Within that, it's still alphabetical. 261 00:15:47,036 --> 00:15:49,634 Okay, stop. Find the bottle for me. 262 00:15:49,636 --> 00:15:51,436 Okay. Fine, okay. 263 00:15:51,438 --> 00:15:54,106 Should've just filed it under Sicily. 264 00:15:54,761 --> 00:15:57,864 Oh, of course. It should go north to south. 265 00:15:57,889 --> 00:15:59,207 Thank you. 266 00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:05,317 Hey. Hey! 267 00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:07,944 You embarrassed me in front of the whole kitchen. 268 00:16:07,969 --> 00:16:09,528 How could I let you talk to him like that? 269 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,715 Him? 270 00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:12,434 Are you a special kind of fucking idiot? 271 00:16:12,519 --> 00:16:14,159 You think, poor baby Santos. 272 00:16:14,184 --> 00:16:15,801 You think Sasha's just on drugs. 273 00:16:15,826 --> 00:16:19,184 You think we both immigrants, so why don't we kiss under the rainbow? 274 00:16:19,506 --> 00:16:21,667 Listen to me, princess. I went to college. 275 00:16:21,669 --> 00:16:23,428 I speak four fucking languages, 276 00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:25,317 and it doesn't matter, 'cause my life is fucked. 277 00:16:25,342 --> 00:16:27,344 Why, though? Why is it fucked? 278 00:16:30,939 --> 00:16:32,575 My visa expired, okay? 279 00:16:33,066 --> 00:16:34,497 Well... 280 00:16:35,476 --> 00:16:37,090 what does that mean? 281 00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:40,201 It means I'm illegal like him. 282 00:16:40,226 --> 00:16:42,306 Okay, a policeman catch me, and send me back, 283 00:16:42,331 --> 00:16:44,051 and you will never see me again. 284 00:16:44,132 --> 00:16:45,411 But maybe that's what you want. 285 00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:46,997 Oh, Sasha. 286 00:16:47,355 --> 00:16:48,835 Come on. 287 00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:51,309 Of course that's not what I want. I just... 288 00:16:52,327 --> 00:16:54,407 We'll figure it out, okay? 289 00:16:54,582 --> 00:16:56,623 But you have to give Santos his sneakers back. 290 00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:59,227 I did not take his fucking sneakers, Tess. 291 00:17:00,512 --> 00:17:01,770 Fine. 292 00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:04,090 Whatever. 293 00:17:04,821 --> 00:17:06,731 I got my own problems. 294 00:17:13,962 --> 00:17:16,523 The asshole in the office just gave me a lecture 295 00:17:16,525 --> 00:17:18,504 on who I'm sleeping with. 296 00:17:18,812 --> 00:17:21,317 - Did he? - Yeah. 297 00:17:21,444 --> 00:17:24,167 He's putting in some kind of new policy. 298 00:17:26,475 --> 00:17:28,075 Is that right? 299 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:31,058 Hm. 300 00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:32,980 Well, we could be... 301 00:17:32,982 --> 00:17:34,723 More discreet. 302 00:17:38,887 --> 00:17:40,327 You know what's funny? 303 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:41,751 I don't. 304 00:17:41,776 --> 00:17:43,387 You skipped one. 305 00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:46,278 A new girl. 306 00:17:48,261 --> 00:17:49,707 Tess. 307 00:17:51,961 --> 00:17:53,561 Is that why she's in a mood tonight? 308 00:17:53,563 --> 00:17:55,363 I think she's having issues with her mom. 309 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,582 Mm... 310 00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:58,967 I was under the impression she doesn't have a mom. 311 00:17:58,969 --> 00:18:00,786 Apparently she does. 312 00:18:03,013 --> 00:18:06,067 Wow, she can be strangely guarded. 313 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,997 Look who I'm talking to. 314 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,934 There she is. Don't be mad. 315 00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:26,852 - I told Heather. - He told me. 316 00:18:26,877 --> 00:18:28,757 Just because she's in law school... 317 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,399 - Was. - Was in law school, 318 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:31,973 and she-she knows about these things. 319 00:18:31,998 --> 00:18:34,901 Seriously, the wrongful acquisition of personal data 320 00:18:34,926 --> 00:18:37,046 through fraud or deception for economic gain 321 00:18:37,048 --> 00:18:38,778 is a federal offense. 322 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,871 You could have her arrested. 323 00:18:44,409 --> 00:18:46,129 I could have my mother arrested? 324 00:18:46,154 --> 00:18:48,582 Sure. She deserves it. 325 00:18:48,903 --> 00:18:51,700 How about I don't want anything to do with the woman? 326 00:18:52,504 --> 00:18:54,506 And in case you guys haven't got the memo, 327 00:18:54,723 --> 00:18:56,723 - I don't wanna talk about it. - We're just trying to help. 328 00:18:56,748 --> 00:18:58,543 Okay, well, don't. 329 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,510 I didn't ask for help, I don't want help, 330 00:19:00,512 --> 00:19:02,114 so leave me alone. 331 00:19:02,387 --> 00:19:05,856 Tess, your voice is echoing down the hallway. 332 00:19:08,370 --> 00:19:10,372 Uh, will you guys give us a minute? 333 00:19:22,087 --> 00:19:23,950 Oh, dear. 334 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,540 You are clearly working through some issues. 335 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:32,182 This is gonna be... so much better. 336 00:19:32,184 --> 00:19:34,585 Yeah, it's not only organized by country, 337 00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:38,151 but by region, north to south, by... on the map. 338 00:19:40,153 --> 00:19:45,075 You do know you're gonna have to put this back the way it was, right? 339 00:19:56,735 --> 00:20:01,620 You... are a very private person. 340 00:20:04,778 --> 00:20:06,426 Very independent. 341 00:20:07,519 --> 00:20:09,207 Well, I've had to be. 342 00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:11,559 I didn't exactly have a choice. 343 00:20:11,584 --> 00:20:13,457 And you are better for it. 344 00:20:13,787 --> 00:20:17,520 But you seem intent on doing everything yourself. 345 00:20:18,477 --> 00:20:20,479 Isn't that exhausting? 346 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:25,934 Yeah. 347 00:20:26,548 --> 00:20:28,004 It is. 348 00:20:29,506 --> 00:20:32,707 You know, letting people in 349 00:20:32,818 --> 00:20:34,820 isn't the same as being weak. 350 00:20:39,944 --> 00:20:41,946 I just wanted a leather jacket. 351 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,084 And how does she still get to me? 352 00:20:51,030 --> 00:20:53,332 Because she doesn't know you. 353 00:20:53,973 --> 00:20:57,200 She doesn't know how brave you are. 354 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,091 How you left her behind and everything else, 355 00:21:01,116 --> 00:21:03,877 and how you have done all of this on your own. 356 00:21:03,879 --> 00:21:05,198 It doesn't make a difference. 357 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,684 It makes all the difference. 358 00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:11,671 It means that one day, you are gonna have 359 00:21:11,696 --> 00:21:13,411 what you want... 360 00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:17,168 Even a leather jacket. 361 00:21:17,487 --> 00:21:19,466 That's the least of my problems. 362 00:21:21,132 --> 00:21:23,504 And what if one day, I want a car? 363 00:21:24,128 --> 00:21:27,520 Or a house? Or a plane ticket? 364 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,825 Look at me. 365 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,825 Hey. 366 00:21:42,057 --> 00:21:44,442 That part is fixable. 367 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,043 It is all fixable, 368 00:21:47,068 --> 00:21:49,551 but you gotta let people help you. 369 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:54,280 Let me help you. 370 00:22:12,168 --> 00:22:15,981 "Dear little taco boy, I did not take your shoes. 371 00:22:16,006 --> 00:22:19,608 "I believe they are very ugly, not my taste, 372 00:22:19,633 --> 00:22:21,129 "And... 373 00:22:21,947 --> 00:22:24,988 "I do not steal from poor people. 374 00:22:25,013 --> 00:22:28,174 "Warm regards... 375 00:22:28,199 --> 00:22:30,402 Aka Sasha." 376 00:22:36,879 --> 00:22:40,206 Well, it seems her mother opened a card in her name. 377 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,495 Y-yeah, I-I know. I know. 378 00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,856 But, John, they don't have any relationship whatsoever. 379 00:22:46,881 --> 00:22:49,082 They haven't had contact in years and years. 380 00:22:49,107 --> 00:22:50,546 It's 12... 12 years? 381 00:22:50,548 --> 00:22:52,137 In 12 years. 382 00:22:53,821 --> 00:22:57,144 Yes, this was a child who was taken advantage of. 383 00:22:59,677 --> 00:23:01,197 Great. 384 00:23:01,377 --> 00:23:02,973 Mm-hmm. Okay. 385 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,332 N-no. 386 00:23:10,533 --> 00:23:12,067 Her name is Tess. 387 00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:16,668 Simone? 388 00:23:17,805 --> 00:23:19,254 I can do it. 389 00:23:20,539 --> 00:23:22,684 John, h-hold on. Here she is. 390 00:23:23,410 --> 00:23:27,247 John is one of our regulars, and he is a hell of a lawyer. 391 00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:28,746 Okay? 392 00:23:28,748 --> 00:23:30,227 He's gonna help us, 393 00:23:30,229 --> 00:23:32,870 and we're gonna get him a table for forever. 394 00:23:38,338 --> 00:23:40,207 Take your time. 395 00:23:41,430 --> 00:23:43,082 Thank you. 396 00:24:00,895 --> 00:24:02,559 Hi, John. 397 00:24:50,871 --> 00:24:52,784 Oh, there she is. 398 00:24:55,196 --> 00:24:57,114 - I smell leather. - No. 399 00:24:57,139 --> 00:24:59,840 - Bow and everything. - Just open it. 400 00:24:59,936 --> 00:25:01,495 Open it! 401 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,543 Open the fucking thing. I wanna go home. 402 00:25:06,488 --> 00:25:08,434 Eww. 403 00:25:08,537 --> 00:25:11,009 - Ugh. - That doesn't look like leather to me. 404 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,992 It's from this amazing store called our lost and found. 405 00:25:15,017 --> 00:25:17,337 The good stuff gets taken in the first few hours. 406 00:25:17,339 --> 00:25:20,239 That's been here for about six months. 407 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:21,799 Might wanna wash it. 408 00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:23,284 - Put it on. - Fashion show. 409 00:25:23,309 --> 00:25:25,425 - Yeah. - Put it on. 410 00:25:25,427 --> 00:25:27,107 - Fashion show. - Put it on. 411 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,549 - Fashion show. - Put it on. 412 00:25:28,551 --> 00:25:29,910 - Fashion show. - Put it on. 413 00:25:29,912 --> 00:25:31,512 Put it on. 414 00:25:33,276 --> 00:25:35,115 Aww, it looks cute. 415 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:36,676 Wow. 416 00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,047 Guys... 417 00:25:39,055 --> 00:25:41,129 - I don't know what to say. - Don't. 418 00:25:42,698 --> 00:25:44,106 Here. 419 00:25:45,027 --> 00:25:46,787 - Parents suck. - Hey. 420 00:25:46,812 --> 00:25:48,786 Oh, I'm sorry, Nicky. 421 00:25:48,892 --> 00:25:50,531 I'm sure your kids will never need therapy 422 00:25:50,533 --> 00:25:52,231 because their dad's a bartender. 423 00:25:52,256 --> 00:25:54,504 Hey, fuck you. Your dad hasn't called you in a year. 424 00:25:54,529 --> 00:25:56,231 Fuck you. Eight months. 425 00:25:56,256 --> 00:25:58,396 He called to tell me that he had another kid that he named Ariel. 426 00:25:58,421 --> 00:25:59,581 Terrible boy's name. 427 00:25:59,583 --> 00:26:01,528 My parents think I'm a failure. 428 00:26:01,553 --> 00:26:04,314 Yeah, magna cum laude from fucking Princeton. 429 00:26:04,339 --> 00:26:05,778 Never done anything right. 430 00:26:05,803 --> 00:26:08,075 William's mom got fat when he leaves home. 431 00:26:09,137 --> 00:26:10,592 Why would you say that? 432 00:26:10,594 --> 00:26:14,075 Because it's true. She has no life without you. 433 00:26:14,077 --> 00:26:16,762 I'm the only child my parents don't pester about having grandkids. 434 00:26:16,787 --> 00:26:18,960 - Isn't that a good thing? - No, it's offensive. 435 00:26:18,962 --> 00:26:21,239 - My kid would be fucking awesome. - Hmm. 436 00:26:21,264 --> 00:26:23,384 My mother never had a passport, 437 00:26:23,527 --> 00:26:25,794 and she never learned how to drive. 438 00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:28,341 She hasn't once visited me in New York 439 00:26:28,366 --> 00:26:30,286 because I won't let her. 440 00:26:30,946 --> 00:26:33,653 And my mom went for a swim and never came back. 441 00:26:35,981 --> 00:26:37,794 Now it's a party. 442 00:26:46,262 --> 00:26:49,272 My mommy is the most fabulous person 443 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:50,966 in the entire world. 444 00:26:50,991 --> 00:26:53,432 - A saint. - Yeah, but she's in Russia. 445 00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:55,403 You'll never see her again. 446 00:26:55,933 --> 00:26:57,252 It's true. 447 00:26:57,277 --> 00:26:59,419 Well, we're all orphans Annie. 448 00:27:01,192 --> 00:27:02,846 To orphans Annie? 449 00:27:02,848 --> 00:27:05,442 To orphans Annie. 450 00:27:05,533 --> 00:27:08,348 - Na Zdorovie. - Na Zdorovie. 451 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,958 You should burn that jacket. 452 00:27:27,339 --> 00:27:28,387 Fast. 453 00:27:28,412 --> 00:27:33,872 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org