1 00:00:06,575 --> 00:00:07,836 Lana. 2 00:00:08,257 --> 00:00:09,547 Lana. 3 00:00:10,056 --> 00:00:11,178 Let me go ahead 4 00:00:11,203 --> 00:00:12,681 and save you the trouble of shouting my name 5 00:00:12,682 --> 00:00:14,423 - like a shrill five-year-old... - Shrill? 6 00:00:14,466 --> 00:00:16,465 ...and point out that I'm a little busy 7 00:00:16,490 --> 00:00:19,232 - doing both our jobs. - Which I'd be helping you with 8 00:00:19,257 --> 00:00:20,748 if I could find the goddamn cherries. 9 00:00:20,773 --> 00:00:23,780 - What cherries? - The maraschino cherries, Lana. I... 10 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,782 We are entering the atmosphere of an uncharted planet 11 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:28,567 at a couple thousand miles per hour to check out a distress beacon, 12 00:00:28,592 --> 00:00:30,959 and you're talking to me about cherries? 13 00:00:30,984 --> 00:00:32,789 She said. Dryly. 14 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:35,982 Sorry. I didn't invent how to make a whiskey sour, Lana. 15 00:00:36,007 --> 00:00:39,757 Here's an idea. Maybe try inventing not doing that right now. 16 00:00:39,782 --> 00:00:41,803 God, lighten up. It's a road trip. 17 00:00:41,828 --> 00:00:43,887 Who goes on a road trip without a few cocktails? 18 00:00:43,931 --> 00:00:45,496 - Look... - Trick question, Lana. 19 00:00:45,497 --> 00:00:46,933 - No one does. - This isn't... 20 00:00:46,934 --> 00:00:49,458 The time to try new things. Exactly. 21 00:00:49,501 --> 00:00:52,468 Especially when we're going a thousand miles per... 22 00:00:52,739 --> 00:00:54,402 Goddamn it! 23 00:00:55,054 --> 00:00:58,020 System failure. System failure. 24 00:00:58,045 --> 00:01:00,718 - Autopilot is out! - I got it. 25 00:01:03,079 --> 00:01:05,037 - What is happening? - What are they doing?! 26 00:01:05,062 --> 00:01:06,968 Goddamn it! 27 00:01:07,011 --> 00:01:09,840 - The hell's going on up there? - Don't look at me! 28 00:01:09,884 --> 00:01:12,131 Talk to Captain Road Trip over here! 29 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:14,570 What? Oh, how is this suddenly my fault? 30 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:18,893 We're coming in hot! Everyone, hang on! 31 00:01:18,936 --> 00:01:20,756 Hey, if you happen to see any cherries back there... 32 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:24,257 - Oh, God, give it a rest! - You give it a rest! 33 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:48,078 - Ow! - Holy shitsnacks! 34 00:01:52,350 --> 00:01:55,061 Never mind. Found the cherries. 35 00:02:27,373 --> 00:02:34,293 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 36 00:02:38,834 --> 00:02:42,408 So, got some good news and some bad news. 37 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,946 Any chance you're gonna tell us what it is? 38 00:02:45,971 --> 00:02:47,820 Oh. Right. The bad news is, 39 00:02:47,845 --> 00:02:49,922 comms are dead and the fuel cell's ruptured, 40 00:02:49,947 --> 00:02:52,056 so we're not going anywhere anytime soon. 41 00:02:52,081 --> 00:02:54,492 Hang on. You mean we're frickin' stranded? 42 00:02:54,517 --> 00:02:58,188 Not stranded, dummy. He said "soon." 43 00:02:58,213 --> 00:03:01,262 - Though I technically meant "ever." - Then what's the good news? 44 00:03:01,916 --> 00:03:03,603 Hmm. Guess it was mostly just bad news. 45 00:03:03,628 --> 00:03:07,050 - Damn it, Krieger! - God, relax. He said "mostly." 46 00:03:07,051 --> 00:03:10,541 So... completely inoperable. 47 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,230 Um, what are you doing? 48 00:03:12,799 --> 00:03:15,274 Oh. Uh, since our insurance claims keep getting denied, 49 00:03:15,299 --> 00:03:18,070 Ms. Archer has put me in charge of the paperwork. 50 00:03:18,095 --> 00:03:22,110 Cause of accident: barely functional alcoholism. 51 00:03:22,153 --> 00:03:23,284 - Hey! - All right, listen up. 52 00:03:23,285 --> 00:03:24,807 Let's salvage what we can from the shuttle 53 00:03:24,808 --> 00:03:26,399 and find the distress beacon. 54 00:03:26,424 --> 00:03:29,857 It's probably a downed ship, so maybe there's a fuel cell we can use. 55 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:31,289 Way ahead of you. 56 00:03:31,314 --> 00:03:33,295 On the "salvage what you can" part. 57 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,558 - Unbelievable. - Right? 58 00:03:35,602 --> 00:03:37,560 What are the chances lemons would survive the... 59 00:03:37,604 --> 00:03:40,064 Can you please focus?! 60 00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:41,962 Why? Mother's probably putting together 61 00:03:41,987 --> 00:03:43,978 a rescue plan as we speak. 62 00:03:45,994 --> 00:03:49,861 Mm. Should probably check on why their comms are down. 63 00:03:51,708 --> 00:03:53,424 Meh. Feels like it can wait. 64 00:03:55,103 --> 00:03:56,884 Everything can wait. 65 00:04:00,814 --> 00:04:02,803 Speaking of, anybody want in on this? 66 00:04:02,846 --> 00:04:03,977 I'm about to make another batch. 67 00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:05,595 - Seriously? - Road trip. 68 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,025 Which we may be on forever if we're stranded here. 69 00:04:08,069 --> 00:04:10,332 Oh, take it easy, Lana. It'll be fine. 70 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:13,383 And this blithe optimism is based on what, exactly? 71 00:04:13,408 --> 00:04:15,903 Because this is me we're talking about. 72 00:04:15,946 --> 00:04:18,430 - Wildly reassuring. - Trust me on this. 73 00:04:18,455 --> 00:04:20,703 I have mastered the art of blind luck. 74 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,422 No offense to your blind luck, 75 00:04:22,447 --> 00:04:24,658 but it might be nice to have a plan B. 76 00:04:24,690 --> 00:04:26,790 Why? Seriously, do you have any idea 77 00:04:26,827 --> 00:04:29,917 how many times I should have literally died in the last year? 78 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,736 - Wow me. - Krieger, tell her. 79 00:04:31,761 --> 00:04:33,457 Including that thing last week? 80 00:04:33,529 --> 00:04:35,611 Hey! This is totally safe, right? 81 00:04:35,636 --> 00:04:38,490 - Technically? - As in "actually," Krieger! 82 00:04:38,515 --> 00:04:41,000 Kind of feels like probably. To both of those. 83 00:04:41,025 --> 00:04:42,756 Whoa, whoa, wait! What?! 84 00:04:42,799 --> 00:04:44,313 - Then nine. - Boosh. 85 00:04:44,338 --> 00:04:47,317 - Please tell me there's a point. - Point is, if you hit pause 86 00:04:47,342 --> 00:04:49,106 on your whole angry negativity thing... 87 00:04:49,131 --> 00:04:51,807 - Angry what? - ...for, like, one second, 88 00:04:51,808 --> 00:04:53,984 you'd notice we always end up fine. 89 00:05:01,748 --> 00:05:04,350 Though we may be pushing our luck at this point. 90 00:05:07,412 --> 00:05:09,130 Christ on a cracker. 91 00:05:09,173 --> 00:05:13,567 - Is this whole frickin' planet uphill? - Jesus, is that a thing? 92 00:05:13,592 --> 00:05:16,460 At least it means we're not totally lost going in circles. 93 00:05:16,485 --> 00:05:18,881 Though not feeling entirely un-lost. 94 00:05:18,906 --> 00:05:20,183 We're not lost, idiots. 95 00:05:20,184 --> 00:05:22,311 I know how to work the whatchamahickey. 96 00:05:22,336 --> 00:05:25,879 Really? Because "whatchamahickey" doesn't inspire tons of confidence. 97 00:05:25,904 --> 00:05:29,545 - It's technically a whatchamacallit. - Or am I being too negative? 98 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:31,649 - When are you not? - All the time, jackass! 99 00:05:31,674 --> 00:05:34,067 - Oh, and there's the angry part. - Look... 100 00:05:34,092 --> 00:05:36,614 Face it, Lana. Angry's basically your default setting. 101 00:05:36,639 --> 00:05:38,622 - Says who? - Besides everybody? 102 00:05:38,647 --> 00:05:41,162 - Well, not everybody. - Thank you! 103 00:05:41,205 --> 00:05:43,247 Just the people who've actually met you. 104 00:05:43,272 --> 00:05:44,948 Yeah. Possibly a few others. 105 00:05:44,992 --> 00:05:48,272 Hey, assholes. I'm not, like, perpetually angry. 106 00:05:49,077 --> 00:05:50,090 Really? 107 00:05:50,115 --> 00:05:52,262 - Yes, really. - Scale of one to ten, Lana, 108 00:05:52,287 --> 00:05:54,430 how happy would you say you are, in general? 109 00:05:54,733 --> 00:05:57,864 - Oh, easily a six. - A six? Then what's a seven, 110 00:05:57,889 --> 00:06:00,833 - "Yay, I've got tons of cancer"? - Like you're any better. 111 00:06:00,834 --> 00:06:03,239 Seriously? I'm always a total nine. 112 00:06:03,264 --> 00:06:05,411 - Please. - I'm buoyant, Lana, 113 00:06:05,436 --> 00:06:07,809 bordering on bubbly. Listen to how I talk. 114 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,561 - There's a tone. - A tone? 115 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:13,825 Yes, Lana, a tone. Notice how my sentences go up at the end? 116 00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:16,161 Oh, yeah. You mean like, "Shut the hell up"? 117 00:06:16,186 --> 00:06:17,807 Exac... Damn it. 118 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,490 - Ow! - Ha. Now I'm a seven, by the way. 119 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,604 And now I'm a two. 120 00:06:29,776 --> 00:06:32,209 So which part of the blind luck plan is this? 121 00:06:32,420 --> 00:06:34,443 Um, I think this is the part where you sh... 122 00:06:34,693 --> 00:06:37,393 - ...it! - Finally! 123 00:06:37,418 --> 00:06:39,376 Some frickin' downhill. 124 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,850 Blind luck, you are my spirit animal. 125 00:06:49,264 --> 00:06:53,321 Holy spacesnacks. What the hell happened? 126 00:06:53,364 --> 00:06:55,540 Hopefully nothing a fuel cell couldn't survive. 127 00:06:55,584 --> 00:06:57,754 Yeah, otherwise, we're pretty much screwed. 128 00:06:57,779 --> 00:06:58,891 Easy, Debbie Downer. 129 00:06:58,892 --> 00:07:01,043 No one wants to go to your dark place right now. 130 00:07:01,068 --> 00:07:03,112 - You know... - Yeah, but she's right. 131 00:07:03,113 --> 00:07:05,239 We only have enough food for a few days. 132 00:07:05,264 --> 00:07:07,857 Then what? We sit around and starve? 133 00:07:07,901 --> 00:07:09,856 Please, whoever survives the culling 134 00:07:09,881 --> 00:07:12,079 - will have plenty of food. - The what? 135 00:07:12,311 --> 00:07:15,639 Uh, the culling? You know, where people suffocate in their sleep 136 00:07:15,664 --> 00:07:17,779 with gross, sweaty socks stuffed in their mouths or get 137 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:20,443 accidentally stabbed in the neck while they pee or whatever? 138 00:07:21,670 --> 00:07:23,913 - What? - The details make it weird. 139 00:07:23,938 --> 00:07:25,286 Just the details? 140 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:28,747 Section seven, possible post-accident injuries. 141 00:07:29,139 --> 00:07:32,271 - Uh, that's "culling" with a "C," right? - Look, idiots, 142 00:07:32,296 --> 00:07:34,076 there's got to be a fuel cell around here somewhere. 143 00:07:34,101 --> 00:07:36,356 They're basically impossible to destroy. 144 00:07:36,381 --> 00:07:38,387 Unless the pilot spills a cocktail 145 00:07:38,412 --> 00:07:40,028 - all over the flight controls. - Yeah. 146 00:07:40,053 --> 00:07:42,200 But what are the odds their pilot was that kick-ass? 147 00:07:42,225 --> 00:07:45,006 Perhaps better than you think. 148 00:07:45,982 --> 00:07:49,873 - Holy... - Shitsnacks. 149 00:07:50,073 --> 00:07:53,033 - Ooh. Fascinating. - Now I'm an eight. 150 00:07:54,037 --> 00:07:57,332 - How is this possible? - It-it isn't. 151 00:07:57,357 --> 00:07:59,670 - This is insane. - Obviously. 152 00:07:59,866 --> 00:08:02,390 I mean, who shaves off hair like this? 153 00:08:04,334 --> 00:08:06,186 Idiot. 154 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:17,914 Okay, there's got to be a logical explanation. 155 00:08:17,957 --> 00:08:20,270 Lana, there's nothing logical about shaving... 156 00:08:20,295 --> 00:08:24,317 - Not talking about your hair, dumbass. - None of this makes any sense. 157 00:08:24,342 --> 00:08:27,395 Uh, ever consider the fact we're obviously ghosts 158 00:08:27,420 --> 00:08:29,926 looking at our own stupid dead bodies? 159 00:08:29,951 --> 00:08:32,153 We're not ghosts, dick nuts. 160 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,058 How do you... Ow! 161 00:08:34,123 --> 00:08:37,062 Buy a girl a drink first. Jesus. 162 00:08:37,063 --> 00:08:39,892 Is anyone here familiar with multiverse theory? 163 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,432 How 'bout pretend we're not? 164 00:08:41,457 --> 00:08:44,157 Long story short, this may be a parallel universe, 165 00:08:44,201 --> 00:08:48,479 - making these our doppelgangers. - Doppel-what? 166 00:08:48,504 --> 00:08:52,770 - Sort of like everyone's alter egos. - Not everyone's. 167 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,824 Yeah. Where's yours, Krieger? 168 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,073 Huh. Maybe doppel-Krieger survived. 169 00:08:57,098 --> 00:08:59,956 Yeah. And maybe he killed everybody. 170 00:08:59,999 --> 00:09:03,270 Please, why would I ever finally do that? 171 00:09:04,926 --> 00:09:06,786 What the hell? 172 00:09:07,903 --> 00:09:09,229 Mayday, mayday. 173 00:09:09,264 --> 00:09:11,270 This is Sterling Archer of the MV Seamus, 174 00:09:11,295 --> 00:09:14,268 and we are going down. Repeat, we are going down. 175 00:09:14,293 --> 00:09:16,015 Transmitting our location now. 176 00:09:16,059 --> 00:09:18,626 And, on a personal note, whoever gets this, 177 00:09:18,670 --> 00:09:21,151 please know my only regret is... 178 00:09:21,176 --> 00:09:22,503 The hair, obviously. 179 00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:23,815 - Shut up. - Oh, come on. - Shut up, man. 180 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,128 ...I wasn't able to save my valiant crew. 181 00:09:26,153 --> 00:09:27,573 My dear friends, Cyril, 182 00:09:27,598 --> 00:09:30,239 Pam, Krieger, Ray, Crystal... 183 00:09:30,264 --> 00:09:32,684 Oh, my God! Totally forgot about the Crystal thing. 184 00:09:32,727 --> 00:09:34,628 ...I love you all dearly. 185 00:09:34,653 --> 00:09:36,714 Truly the best friends a guy could have. 186 00:09:37,450 --> 00:09:39,417 - Oh, my God, give me... - Shut up! 187 00:09:39,442 --> 00:09:42,542 But, most of all, I'll miss my wife, Lana. 188 00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:45,131 You're the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 189 00:09:45,175 --> 00:09:47,815 I wrote you this poem I want to read. 190 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:51,007 It's called "I'll Never Stop..." 191 00:09:51,032 --> 00:09:52,518 "Totally Embarrassing Yourself"? 192 00:09:52,543 --> 00:09:54,140 - Come on! - Oh, God! 193 00:09:54,184 --> 00:09:56,509 You realize, theoretically, that was you, right? 194 00:09:56,534 --> 00:09:58,300 How? He's nothing like me. 195 00:09:58,325 --> 00:10:01,362 Got a point. He did seem entirely non-self-absorbed. 196 00:10:01,387 --> 00:10:04,925 - Exactly... Wait, what? - And weirdly not a dick. 197 00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:06,916 You're weirdly not a dick. 198 00:10:06,941 --> 00:10:08,440 - Makes no sense. - Yeah. 199 00:10:08,465 --> 00:10:11,745 That other Archer was refreshingly friendly. 200 00:10:11,770 --> 00:10:15,137 - Yeah, like what you think matters, Cyril. - And we're back. 201 00:10:15,162 --> 00:10:17,425 And is it just me, or was that shaved head thing 202 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,972 - super working? - Totally. 203 00:10:19,997 --> 00:10:21,495 - Ka-sploosh! - I was into it. 204 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:24,018 Just sit there and be into the non-hair-having, 205 00:10:24,043 --> 00:10:25,847 clearly castrated version of me 206 00:10:25,872 --> 00:10:29,208 while I go find a fuel cell to get us all out of here, which, 207 00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:33,590 P.S., is pretty much the opposite of self-absorbed! 208 00:10:37,009 --> 00:10:38,921 So, how's the bubbly thing going? 209 00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:42,129 - Still sporting that nine? - No. 210 00:10:53,668 --> 00:10:57,089 "Are you making any of the following claims for emotional distress?" 211 00:10:57,301 --> 00:11:00,082 Yes, yes, yes. Well, these are all yes. 212 00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:11,497 Shit, I'm heavy. 213 00:11:17,161 --> 00:11:18,879 Incoming! 214 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:32,270 So, I officially quit. 215 00:11:32,295 --> 00:11:34,300 And speaking of good news, 216 00:11:34,325 --> 00:11:37,604 I assume finding this crammed up my ass qualified? 217 00:11:37,629 --> 00:11:39,754 Is that a fuel cell? Oh, thank God. 218 00:11:39,779 --> 00:11:42,145 Shut up, Cyril. You still don't matter. 219 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,864 It's funny 'cause it's true. 220 00:11:47,325 --> 00:11:50,200 Okay, got some good news and bad news. 221 00:11:51,528 --> 00:11:54,339 Bad news is, that thing's not going anywhere. 222 00:11:54,364 --> 00:11:56,088 And the good news? 223 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,487 Mm. I swear I had something for this. 224 00:11:58,522 --> 00:11:59,878 - Krieger! - Great. 225 00:11:59,903 --> 00:12:02,007 Making us pretty much screwed. 226 00:12:02,051 --> 00:12:04,011 - Easily a six. - Shut it. 227 00:12:04,036 --> 00:12:07,418 - And let the culling begin! - Okay. 228 00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:10,950 Maybe instead of culling each other, 229 00:12:10,975 --> 00:12:13,268 we should come up with an actual plan. 230 00:12:13,293 --> 00:12:15,222 Like, obviously, someone needs to go out there 231 00:12:15,247 --> 00:12:17,581 and distract that thing while everyone else gets away. 232 00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:20,432 - And I vote Pam. - What? Screw you, dick nuts. 233 00:12:20,457 --> 00:12:22,057 - What? - Why me? 234 00:12:22,082 --> 00:12:23,276 Because look at you, Pam. 235 00:12:23,301 --> 00:12:25,706 That thing's not gonna want to eat... that. 236 00:12:25,731 --> 00:12:28,979 Well, you either! 'Cause who'd want to eat a complete dick? 237 00:12:29,004 --> 00:12:32,940 - Just gonna softball it in like that? - Sorry I didn't invent appetizing, Pam. 238 00:12:32,965 --> 00:12:35,499 Yeah, well, I'm sorry we ended up 239 00:12:35,524 --> 00:12:38,073 with the complete asshole version of you. 240 00:12:38,098 --> 00:12:40,959 Oh, what? You'd rather have touchy-feely bald guy? 241 00:12:41,003 --> 00:12:42,412 - Yep, yep, yep. - 100%. 242 00:12:42,447 --> 00:12:44,520 - No contest. - Fine. Know what? 243 00:12:45,745 --> 00:12:47,316 You want him? 244 00:12:49,457 --> 00:12:51,883 Then come and get him! 245 00:12:52,097 --> 00:12:53,770 Boom! Wordplay! 246 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:56,153 Now run, idiots! 247 00:13:01,301 --> 00:13:04,729 - So, was it weird? - Probably. 248 00:13:04,754 --> 00:13:06,261 Wait, what are we talking about? 249 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,972 You know, watching your alter ego get eaten by a giant lizard. 250 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,392 Please, if that guy was really my alter ego, Lana, 251 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:13,113 he would have been something really cool, 252 00:13:13,138 --> 00:13:16,372 like a secret agent or a private detective or a... 253 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,791 Oh, my God! You guys are alive! 254 00:13:25,832 --> 00:13:28,839 - Archer! - Oh, God. Get it off. 255 00:13:28,864 --> 00:13:30,223 And your hair! 256 00:13:30,248 --> 00:13:32,555 - Right? - It's glorious! 257 00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:36,018 Aw. Wait a minute. Doppelganger multiverse theory? 258 00:13:36,051 --> 00:13:39,713 - Exactly. - And the rest of my crew's... dead? 259 00:13:39,757 --> 00:13:42,455 - Exactly. - Oh, like you didn't kill them. 260 00:13:42,499 --> 00:13:43,499 What? 261 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,526 Why would I ever do that, finally? 262 00:13:45,551 --> 00:13:46,667 - Right? - Besides... 263 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:49,680 You know what? What do you say we take this half-assed reunion on 264 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:53,031 the road before that tyrannosaurus whatever shows up for seconds? 265 00:13:53,075 --> 00:13:54,556 - Fascinating. - What? 266 00:13:54,581 --> 00:13:57,042 Our Lana had a lot of angry energy, too. 267 00:13:57,526 --> 00:13:59,610 - Ha! Hilarious. - Oh, is it? 268 00:13:59,635 --> 00:14:02,095 And that was no Tyrannosaurus rex you saw. 269 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:05,337 I mean, unless a T. rexis capable of camouflaging itself 270 00:14:05,362 --> 00:14:08,206 perfectly in any surroundings with chameleon-like... 271 00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:14,659 Oh, shit. It's right behind me, isn't it? 272 00:14:24,716 --> 00:14:29,487 So, how's that whole blind luck thing working out? 273 00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:33,893 No! Me! 274 00:14:39,406 --> 00:14:40,846 You tell me. 275 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,938 Uh, I mean, seriously, Lana, 276 00:14:51,963 --> 00:14:54,227 at some point, you really got to ask yourself... 277 00:14:54,252 --> 00:14:57,181 - It's not the time. - ...if maybe the luckiest spot 278 00:14:57,206 --> 00:15:00,199 in the galaxy is standing right next to me. 279 00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:02,673 Got a whole bunch of wedding photos that say otherwise. 280 00:15:02,698 --> 00:15:04,807 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 281 00:15:06,604 --> 00:15:07,931 We have wedding photos? 282 00:15:07,956 --> 00:15:10,392 Oh, yeah. Big box of 'em labeled "Cautionary Tale," 283 00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:12,399 which is what this whole thing's gonna turn into 284 00:15:12,424 --> 00:15:14,901 if we can't find our way back to the ship. 285 00:15:16,573 --> 00:15:19,540 - How the hell? - I've learned not to ask. 286 00:15:19,565 --> 00:15:20,917 Now, let's get the hell out of here. 287 00:15:20,942 --> 00:15:23,017 Wait, what are you talking about? We can't just fly off. 288 00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:24,556 What? Then why have I been 289 00:15:24,581 --> 00:15:26,267 lugging this thing around all this time? 290 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,704 No. I mean we can't just leave everyone. 291 00:15:28,729 --> 00:15:30,829 Of course we're not, Lana. 292 00:15:30,854 --> 00:15:32,927 Assuming they get here on time. 293 00:15:32,971 --> 00:15:35,352 - Wow. Such an asshole. - What? 294 00:15:35,377 --> 00:15:38,798 Could you try not being completely consumed with yourself 295 00:15:38,823 --> 00:15:42,456 - for once in your life? - Why? 296 00:15:44,424 --> 00:15:46,288 Wait, I don't want to go wandering around 297 00:15:46,323 --> 00:15:49,454 a man-eating jungle and suddenly I'm the asshole? 298 00:15:49,479 --> 00:15:51,698 How does that even work? 299 00:15:56,002 --> 00:15:57,102 Oh, I know. 300 00:15:57,127 --> 00:15:59,306 Maybe I should shave my head and take up poetry 301 00:15:59,331 --> 00:16:03,477 and see how many things I can rhyme with "soul-sucking" and... 302 00:16:03,502 --> 00:16:05,612 Lana! 303 00:16:07,010 --> 00:16:08,658 Psst! Lana! 304 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,773 What are you guys doing? 305 00:16:10,807 --> 00:16:14,244 Well,we were hiding from that stupid, giant lizard thingy. 306 00:16:14,269 --> 00:16:17,040 But now, thanks to your loud-as-shit ass... 307 00:16:17,065 --> 00:16:18,668 Not so much. 308 00:16:20,932 --> 00:16:24,422 - Holy... - Shit. Oh, wait. 309 00:16:27,502 --> 00:16:29,173 Ow! What are you doing, woman?! 310 00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:33,807 Besides pissing it off even more! And totally killing our earballs! 311 00:16:34,299 --> 00:16:36,463 - What? - See?! 312 00:16:37,299 --> 00:16:39,167 Goddamn it! 313 00:16:48,143 --> 00:16:50,977 Good God. What the hell's it doing now? 314 00:16:51,002 --> 00:16:52,845 I don't know, moving on to plan B? 315 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:55,745 Yeah, "B," as in "burying us alive!" 316 00:17:04,595 --> 00:17:07,581 Okay. Who brought the dog? 317 00:17:15,741 --> 00:17:17,213 Damn it! 318 00:17:22,185 --> 00:17:23,707 No! 319 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:56,505 Well, look who decided not to be a total dick. 320 00:17:56,768 --> 00:17:59,423 Just couldn't leave my buddy Cyril behind. 321 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,899 - Wait, really? - Of course not, idiot. 322 00:18:01,924 --> 00:18:05,634 And yet you had the time to stop and make a cocktail. 323 00:18:05,659 --> 00:18:08,587 God, you are just so glass half-empty. 324 00:18:08,612 --> 00:18:11,901 Ooh, actually, me, too. So just gonna freshen this up. 325 00:18:24,317 --> 00:18:25,422 Item one. 326 00:18:25,447 --> 00:18:27,751 - Item what? - Yeah, what are we even doing? 327 00:18:27,776 --> 00:18:29,574 It's called an agenda. 328 00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:31,657 - For what? - So confused right now. 329 00:18:31,682 --> 00:18:35,360 I swear, you people! Item one. 330 00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:37,661 The insurance company has officially deemed 331 00:18:37,686 --> 00:18:39,688 the Seamus II a total loss, 332 00:18:39,713 --> 00:18:44,079 so this little enterprise may actually turn a profit this year. 333 00:18:44,341 --> 00:18:46,313 What are you talking about? 334 00:18:46,338 --> 00:18:48,798 - The other crew. - Hang on. I thought those were 335 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,962 our parallel universe doppel-bangers. 336 00:18:50,987 --> 00:18:54,243 Oh, for the love of... Those were clones, you idiots. 337 00:18:54,268 --> 00:18:57,142 I had you people cloned in your sleep. 338 00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:59,923 - Why? - To double productivity, dear. 339 00:18:59,948 --> 00:19:04,735 - It was Krieger's idea. - Oh, did I obviously forget 340 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,488 - to mention that? - Yep. 341 00:19:06,532 --> 00:19:09,643 So wait till you see what we do to you in your sleep. 342 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,147 Now I'm a nine. 343 00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:19,917 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~