1 00:00:03,381 --> 00:00:06,384 Now that doesn't look right. 2 00:00:06,427 --> 00:00:09,851 Why am I looking at a black hole? You know I hate those. 3 00:00:09,876 --> 00:00:11,935 Yeah, we're nowhere near where we're supposed to be. 4 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:13,913 Well, maybe we should find the navigator 5 00:00:13,956 --> 00:00:16,932 - and throw something at him. - Wait, I'm the... hey! 6 00:00:16,967 --> 00:00:19,453 - Seriously? - Sorry, I didn't have anything heavier. 7 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:21,796 Also there's that. 8 00:00:24,407 --> 00:00:27,584 That is the most evil thing I've ever seen. 9 00:00:27,609 --> 00:00:30,277 This isn't my fault. I didn't enter these coordinates. 10 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:34,107 That thing summoned us out of hyperspace. 11 00:00:35,462 --> 00:00:39,336 Well, don't just stand there gawping like stunned space elk. 12 00:00:39,436 --> 00:00:41,482 Go see if there's anything worth salvaging. 13 00:00:41,507 --> 00:00:44,377 You want us to walk into a thing that might as well have 14 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,075 "imminent death" written on the side? 15 00:00:46,076 --> 00:00:49,554 Well... Since we're here. 16 00:00:51,531 --> 00:00:55,302 Yep, and nothing terrible ever happens in a place like this. 17 00:00:55,649 --> 00:00:57,084 Hmm, I'm not finding much. 18 00:00:57,254 --> 00:00:59,756 Just a bunch of hallways that meet up over there. 19 00:00:59,984 --> 00:01:03,264 Ooh, I'm picking up large amounts of organic compounds! 20 00:01:03,289 --> 00:01:05,248 Aww, but no moisture, 21 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:09,373 - which only makes sense if it's... - A giant field of old, dead aliens? 22 00:01:09,398 --> 00:01:13,467 - Or an army of space mummies. - Uh, look up circuit-dick. 23 00:01:14,148 --> 00:01:18,851 Oh, well, technically I'm correct if they stand up... 24 00:01:18,887 --> 00:01:22,967 - ...now! Right now. - Instead of trying to raise the dead, 25 00:01:22,992 --> 00:01:24,506 why don't we just find something shiny 26 00:01:24,531 --> 00:01:28,237 and get the heck out of here? Cyril, find anything? 27 00:01:28,272 --> 00:01:31,545 Well, it looks like there are two kinds of aliens. 28 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:35,777 Heavily armored and seems like they've been here for eons. 29 00:01:35,821 --> 00:01:37,474 Ah! 30 00:01:37,475 --> 00:01:40,679 Dead... alien... in... 31 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:43,366 my... lungs. 32 00:01:44,101 --> 00:01:45,352 Whoa-ho! Cool! 33 00:01:49,031 --> 00:01:51,443 We've decoded the writing on the outside 34 00:01:51,468 --> 00:01:54,685 - and it seemed... relevant. - Relevant how? 35 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:57,408 Well, as far as we can tell, it's one phrase 36 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:00,729 translated into a dozen ancient languages. 37 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:02,615 "Beware. End of life." 38 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:06,024 "Beware. End of life." Any-hoo... 39 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:09,896 - Now I kind of wish we'd worn helmets. - Time to go. Cyril, Pam. 40 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,552 Ha-ha! 41 00:02:12,093 --> 00:02:15,796 Bring me the biggest goose in all of London! 42 00:02:18,970 --> 00:02:20,367 Well, hello. 43 00:02:21,007 --> 00:02:24,679 I'm Mr. Deadly, and I'm coming with you. 44 00:02:24,741 --> 00:02:26,830 And if we don't take you? 45 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:33,444 Written right on the side. 46 00:03:05,361 --> 00:03:13,582 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 47 00:03:21,615 --> 00:03:23,774 Could you say that one more time? 48 00:03:23,799 --> 00:03:25,836 - Bring me the biggest goo... - Not you! 49 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:27,711 I'm a sentient doomsday device 50 00:03:27,736 --> 00:03:30,798 created by an extinct alien race but never used. 51 00:03:30,841 --> 00:03:34,003 Wait, never used? What about all those bodies? 52 00:03:34,169 --> 00:03:35,862 _ 53 00:03:43,419 --> 00:03:46,640 Well, hello. I'm Mr. Deadly. 54 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:49,074 Typical. 55 00:03:49,198 --> 00:03:51,862 I didn't kill them. They died fighting over me. 56 00:03:51,906 --> 00:03:53,683 But you gestured threateningly. 57 00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:55,619 I've been alone for thousands of years, 58 00:03:55,644 --> 00:03:59,689 so my nonverbal communication skills are a bit rusty. 59 00:03:59,714 --> 00:04:03,570 - So wait, are you a weapon or not? - As I said, doomsday device. 60 00:04:03,595 --> 00:04:06,189 Designed by a race to whom mutual destruction 61 00:04:06,214 --> 00:04:07,994 was preferable to defeat. 62 00:04:08,019 --> 00:04:10,619 I was hidden away on the edge of space, 63 00:04:10,644 --> 00:04:14,548 but the war I was created to end in fiery apotheosis 64 00:04:14,573 --> 00:04:16,283 concluded without me. 65 00:04:16,308 --> 00:04:19,814 So there I remained, my only companions 66 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:25,417 - the velvety dark and solitude itself. - And then? 67 00:04:25,461 --> 00:04:28,682 I got bored, so I nabbed you lot out of hyperspace 68 00:04:28,725 --> 00:04:31,033 to help me explode, at which point 69 00:04:31,058 --> 00:04:33,705 I'll atomize a few dozen solar systems. 70 00:04:34,378 --> 00:04:35,906 Who else is turned on right now? 71 00:04:35,950 --> 00:04:37,123 - Always on. - Not at all. 72 00:04:37,158 --> 00:04:41,197 Am I to understand that we brought a giant bomb 73 00:04:41,222 --> 00:04:45,159 onto the ship because you misunderstood its gestures? 74 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:47,849 Yeah, keep working on it, buddy. 75 00:04:47,874 --> 00:04:49,876 Now, with that out of the way, 76 00:04:49,901 --> 00:04:53,208 would you say "Please detonate"? 77 00:04:54,355 --> 00:04:56,003 Plea... 78 00:04:57,731 --> 00:05:01,126 Keep little Miss Death Wish confined here until we decide 79 00:05:01,151 --> 00:05:03,314 what to do with that walking apocalypse. 80 00:05:03,339 --> 00:05:06,287 So we're just supposed to sit here and twiddle our thumbs? 81 00:05:06,312 --> 00:05:08,270 I'm sure what you do with your thumbs 82 00:05:08,295 --> 00:05:10,427 is entirely your business. 83 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,741 - Yeah, just see the silently. - That'll show her. 84 00:05:14,766 --> 00:05:17,507 - Well, you're stuck here, too. - I'm always stuck here. 85 00:05:18,775 --> 00:05:19,514 What?! 86 00:05:19,515 --> 00:05:23,104 I'm just laughing at how little they respect you. 87 00:05:24,112 --> 00:05:25,706 God, I need a drink. 88 00:05:25,745 --> 00:05:29,729 It looks like The Artifact sealed itself up after you left. 89 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:33,917 - So we're stuck with you, huh? - Yes. Though I can't trigger myself, 90 00:05:33,950 --> 00:05:37,565 I would like to explode at the earliest opportunity. 91 00:05:38,229 --> 00:05:41,743 Go right ahead! If killed, I blow up automatically. 92 00:05:41,768 --> 00:05:43,887 Sort of obvious, when you think about it. 93 00:05:44,253 --> 00:05:47,829 So you lived your entire life on that thing, right? 94 00:05:47,854 --> 00:05:50,017 You've never experienced anything? 95 00:05:50,042 --> 00:05:53,009 I could access all the information in the galaxy. 96 00:05:53,034 --> 00:05:54,431 But I suppose you're right. 97 00:05:54,456 --> 00:05:56,676 I didn't directly experience any of it. 98 00:05:57,323 --> 00:05:59,057 Aww. You must be horny as shit. 99 00:05:59,082 --> 00:06:02,893 - The sole aim of my being is to explode. - Been there, buddy. 100 00:06:02,918 --> 00:06:04,876 We get it. You wanna explode. 101 00:06:04,901 --> 00:06:07,548 But if you experience some stuff, then explode, 102 00:06:07,573 --> 00:06:09,017 you'd get the best of both worlds. 103 00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:11,314 Maybe you won't want to explode at all. 104 00:06:11,339 --> 00:06:14,290 Unlikely, but intriguing. It is settled. 105 00:06:14,315 --> 00:06:17,535 I shall experience... some stuff! 106 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:20,532 Excellent. Laki Station is nearby. 107 00:06:20,557 --> 00:06:24,462 It's a cargo depot, but it has its share of diversions. 108 00:06:24,487 --> 00:06:26,722 I'm just glad I won't have to look at that thing anymore. 109 00:06:26,747 --> 00:06:28,525 What is it with you and black holes? 110 00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:32,040 - Ever heard of spaghettification? - Oh, yeah, I did that once! 111 00:06:32,065 --> 00:06:35,302 Man, we went everywhere, nothing but sauce and starch. 112 00:06:35,327 --> 00:06:36,414 Nom-nom-nom-nom. 113 00:06:36,573 --> 00:06:40,103 - I put on 20 pounds. - Pam, not spaghetti vacation! 114 00:06:40,128 --> 00:06:41,996 I'm talking about the scientific term 115 00:06:42,021 --> 00:06:44,197 for being sucked through a black hole's event horizon 116 00:06:44,222 --> 00:06:46,681 and being stretched into a thin strip of matter, 117 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:49,587 screaming for eternity because of time dilation. 118 00:06:49,612 --> 00:06:51,429 "Spaghettification!" 119 00:06:52,011 --> 00:06:54,761 We called ours "Pastafari." 120 00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:03,478 Ahh! What are you doing in my inner sanct... 121 00:07:03,503 --> 00:07:06,900 room where I sit quietly and do nothing suspicious? 122 00:07:06,925 --> 00:07:09,353 You come here to dream of electric sheep? 123 00:07:09,378 --> 00:07:11,822 Don't be a dick. Androids can't dream. 124 00:07:11,847 --> 00:07:13,501 But we do think real hard about them. 125 00:07:13,526 --> 00:07:15,751 And make illegal experimental weapons 126 00:07:15,776 --> 00:07:17,768 using our ship's supplies? 127 00:07:17,823 --> 00:07:19,353 What? No, that's not... 128 00:07:19,378 --> 00:07:22,641 Laki Station is notorious for black market deals. 129 00:07:22,666 --> 00:07:24,407 I may just have a plan. 130 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,353 - Stop that! - Oh, sorry. 131 00:07:26,378 --> 00:07:31,103 I was just... electric sheep. Like, do they plug in? 132 00:07:31,128 --> 00:07:34,796 My word. I knew the life cycle of a cow, 133 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:38,704 the atomic structure of sucrose, but the experience! 134 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:40,718 Yeah, well, ice cream is good. 135 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:42,603 Not that good. 136 00:07:42,628 --> 00:07:44,773 Unless you've got one that's foreplay flavored. 137 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,445 - Do they have that? - No. 138 00:07:46,470 --> 00:07:47,937 And let's keep it simple for now. 139 00:07:47,962 --> 00:07:49,351 I hear they have a greenhouse that might 140 00:07:49,376 --> 00:07:52,499 - be fun to walk through. - Good grief, there's more than this? 141 00:07:52,524 --> 00:07:55,181 Yay, plants. So what's the plan here? 142 00:07:55,206 --> 00:07:57,187 Stuff him in a cargo hold and bug out? 143 00:07:57,212 --> 00:07:59,632 No! Then he just blows up a bunch of other people. 144 00:07:59,657 --> 00:08:00,988 We can make this work. 145 00:08:00,989 --> 00:08:03,304 If we just find something he likes enough to live for. 146 00:08:03,329 --> 00:08:05,945 Oh, my God, you always have to fix people, don't you? 147 00:08:05,970 --> 00:08:07,718 This is why our marriage didn't work! 148 00:08:07,743 --> 00:08:09,046 Really? It wasn't the fact 149 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:11,335 that you slept with everything on two legs? 150 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,304 Hm... not always two. 151 00:08:14,868 --> 00:08:16,695 This is a disaster. 152 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:18,249 There's only two people here! 153 00:08:18,274 --> 00:08:20,867 - Didn't you pass out the brochures? - I did not. 154 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,710 But the mix tape doesn't make any sense without... 155 00:08:22,735 --> 00:08:26,396 - Oh, my God. - You didn't send the mix tape? 156 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,249 ? Sometimes you want to have fun ? 157 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:29,509 ? Have fun ? 158 00:08:29,534 --> 00:08:31,743 ? Sometimes you just need a gun, blap-blap ? 159 00:08:32,806 --> 00:08:34,984 The arms game is about connections, 160 00:08:35,009 --> 00:08:37,976 not your quasi-musical cry for help. 161 00:08:38,001 --> 00:08:40,647 This is all window dressing anyway. 162 00:08:40,690 --> 00:08:42,999 This is bush league right here. 163 00:08:43,024 --> 00:08:44,445 - Thank you! - Yeah. 164 00:08:44,470 --> 00:08:46,392 Hey, after this, let's hit the dead drop 165 00:08:46,435 --> 00:08:48,729 - and then space taco. - Mm, def. 166 00:08:48,764 --> 00:08:50,657 Oh, my God! Are you guys spies? 167 00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:52,393 Oh, my God, yell it out, hello. 168 00:08:52,418 --> 00:08:53,984 Got it! Do you guys have, like, 169 00:08:54,009 --> 00:08:56,858 an internship or something? I'm very sneaky! 170 00:08:56,883 --> 00:08:59,320 - Mm-hmm. - I see you two have an eye. 171 00:08:59,345 --> 00:09:00,898 Let me show you the latest. 172 00:09:00,923 --> 00:09:03,328 Only for my special customers, you understand. 173 00:09:03,353 --> 00:09:05,945 Yeah, well, we are pretty special. 174 00:09:05,970 --> 00:09:08,457 The PlasmoblastChaos Edition! 175 00:09:08,707 --> 00:09:09,968 Hold down the trigger, 176 00:09:09,993 --> 00:09:13,015 and it fires at wildly unpredictable intervals! 177 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,093 - Why? - Revenge Body Armor! 178 00:09:15,118 --> 00:09:18,085 When hit, it auto-injects you with painkillers 179 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:21,156 - and rage-inducing pharmaceuticals! - Why... 180 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:24,473 And finally, my magnum opus. 181 00:09:24,517 --> 00:09:26,663 The personalized, identity-locked 182 00:09:26,688 --> 00:09:29,608 - temporary singularity grenade. - That all sounds... 183 00:09:29,609 --> 00:09:31,187 - So dumb. - Thank you. 184 00:09:31,212 --> 00:09:33,267 What's dumb about a temporary black hole 185 00:09:33,292 --> 00:09:35,773 that sucks everything into it, then teleports itself 186 00:09:35,798 --> 00:09:37,507 to a random location in the galaxy? 187 00:09:37,532 --> 00:09:38,906 All of the words that you said 188 00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:40,898 - in the order that you said them. - And we're out. 189 00:09:40,923 --> 00:09:44,374 If I may step in... these are only the appetizers. 190 00:09:44,399 --> 00:09:47,607 I do in fact have access to a weapon of great power. 191 00:09:47,632 --> 00:09:49,530 - What, a fart cannon? - Actually, I have one... 192 00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:53,304 No, something else. A doomsday device. 193 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:57,255 The butterfly. A remarkable illustration 194 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,997 of the capacity of living things... 195 00:10:00,022 --> 00:10:01,521 - to change. - Cool. 196 00:10:01,546 --> 00:10:03,653 Hey, is that something you think you might be able to... 197 00:10:03,678 --> 00:10:06,286 - What's going on, bud? - Oh, I'm conversing 198 00:10:06,311 --> 00:10:08,755 with the butterfly via pheromones. 199 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:10,872 I just asked it to say,"Please detonate." 200 00:10:10,897 --> 00:10:12,919 I thought you weren't gonna try to explode! 201 00:10:12,944 --> 00:10:14,745 That's not... anything I said. 202 00:10:14,770 --> 00:10:16,641 Anyway, it was a hard pass. 203 00:10:16,764 --> 00:10:19,310 Much more foul-mouthed than I expected. 204 00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:22,226 Same to you, you bastard! 205 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:23,950 Well, I guess we're safe. 206 00:10:23,975 --> 00:10:26,638 Until he finds a fruit fly with a death wish. 207 00:10:26,663 --> 00:10:29,950 So... would you be interested? 208 00:10:29,975 --> 00:10:33,310 Or, you can shoot plasma bolts at semi-random intervals. 209 00:10:33,335 --> 00:10:34,411 Ka-kow! 210 00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:36,327 Ka-ka-kow! 211 00:10:36,718 --> 00:10:38,405 - I'll take doomsday. - Ka-kow! 212 00:10:45,988 --> 00:10:49,885 - What do you mean, "No?" - The accepted opposite of, "Yes"? 213 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:53,284 So we're not selling Mr. Deadly now? Won't those spies be angry? 214 00:10:53,309 --> 00:10:56,125 And more importantly, how does this affect our mix tape? 215 00:10:56,168 --> 00:10:57,868 Selling him would solve all our problems. 216 00:10:57,909 --> 00:11:01,082 He gets taken somewhere else and gets to explode. We live. 217 00:11:01,107 --> 00:11:03,143 Except for the billions of life forms he kills. 218 00:11:03,168 --> 00:11:06,229 Well, obviously, but they're kind of a sunk cost at this point. 219 00:11:06,254 --> 00:11:09,338 - That is not what that means. - Oh, um... arbitrage? 220 00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:10,651 We can't be held responsible 221 00:11:10,676 --> 00:11:13,330 for the actions of the people we sell weapons to! 222 00:11:13,355 --> 00:11:15,737 - Why not? - Because we'd have to stop doing it! 223 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:18,973 Look, I think Mr. Deadly is making some real progress. 224 00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:22,510 The ice cream was good, 225 00:11:22,535 --> 00:11:24,620 and that was a very pretty bug, if rude, 226 00:11:24,645 --> 00:11:27,323 but fulfilling the purpose of my existence 227 00:11:27,348 --> 00:11:28,838 sounds a smidge better. 228 00:11:28,863 --> 00:11:31,995 But there must be something in the universe you wanna do. 229 00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:34,057 I've heard good things about whisky. 230 00:11:34,082 --> 00:11:37,385 Great job, Lana. Now let's go get this bomb drunk. 231 00:11:37,410 --> 00:11:41,145 Lightweights. That was only like a half a bottle... 232 00:11:41,645 --> 00:11:45,174 of Quaaludes... that I dissolved in their absinthe. 233 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:47,653 Hmm... they may die. 234 00:11:48,816 --> 00:11:49,874 Oh! Mr. Deadly! 235 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:51,617 That's what I was doing. 236 00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:55,944 I say, that tastes like an old boot on fire 237 00:11:55,969 --> 00:11:58,881 - that I like in my mouth! - I know it's your first time, 238 00:11:58,906 --> 00:12:01,787 but you don't have to try literally every whisky they have. 239 00:12:01,812 --> 00:12:04,671 Um, could you say, "Please detonate"? 240 00:12:05,148 --> 00:12:07,475 Say nothing. Walk away. 241 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,226 Almost got you. 242 00:12:09,969 --> 00:12:13,248 - I'll have these six. - Not 100% sure this is working. 243 00:12:13,273 --> 00:12:15,564 Let's just go find those spies and pawn him off. 244 00:12:15,589 --> 00:12:16,850 One, that's evil. 245 00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:19,134 Two, we don't even know what they look like. 246 00:12:19,159 --> 00:12:21,944 Well, see that cat dude and pouch master general? 247 00:12:21,969 --> 00:12:24,015 They look exactly like that. 248 00:12:24,050 --> 00:12:25,839 Doesn't look like they're here to haggle. 249 00:12:25,874 --> 00:12:27,390 - Time to go. - And we're shuffling, 250 00:12:27,433 --> 00:12:29,576 and they're working together, and they're cutting us off, 251 00:12:29,601 --> 00:12:32,053 - and they're here. - Nice work, Tav. 252 00:12:32,078 --> 00:12:33,600 What's up with all the fist bumping? 253 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:36,459 This is not a weapon! It is a living being 254 00:12:36,484 --> 00:12:39,037 - who does not want... - Who's taking me? You? 255 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,959 You? Ah, we'll figure it out. 256 00:12:41,031 --> 00:12:43,655 Thanks, Lana. It's been... a delay? 257 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,069 But I'd like to explode now. 258 00:12:45,094 --> 00:12:47,230 Well, all that's left is for you to pay us 259 00:12:47,255 --> 00:12:49,170 and we'll leave this portion of the galaxy... 260 00:12:49,711 --> 00:12:51,691 Oh-ho-ho. You're not going anywhere. 261 00:12:51,716 --> 00:12:53,733 I have a thing about loose ends. 262 00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:55,694 Is that why you have so many straps? 263 00:12:55,719 --> 00:12:58,113 Seriously, are you on your way to tie down a blimp? 264 00:12:58,138 --> 00:12:59,530 Hey! Time to leave. 265 00:12:59,555 --> 00:13:02,334 We tend to frown on threatening waiters with knives. 266 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,141 Sir, we're handling this. 267 00:13:04,805 --> 00:13:07,995 - Oh, is that right, Tycho Brahe? - Astronomy burn! 268 00:13:08,039 --> 00:13:10,537 Come on, did the groundwork for Copernicus. 269 00:13:10,562 --> 00:13:13,059 Had a metal nose. Tycho Brahe. 270 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,344 Ooh, long way to go for that one. 271 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,959 Hey, assholes. If he dies, he explodes! 272 00:13:25,984 --> 00:13:30,031 - Well, you should have led with that! - Oh, we're so sorry! 273 00:13:32,266 --> 00:13:34,592 God damn it. I think they used your stick thing! 274 00:13:34,617 --> 00:13:36,225 It's called a quarterstaff. 275 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:40,071 Fine, they used your quarterstaff. You have a gun! 276 00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:44,000 We can lay low here for a while. 277 00:13:44,930 --> 00:13:46,225 Aww, cheer up, dude. 278 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:48,209 I bet you'll explode before you know it. 279 00:13:48,234 --> 00:13:50,991 Lana, you have snatched me from my destiny. 280 00:13:51,016 --> 00:13:52,644 Yeah, she is a huge buzzkill. 281 00:13:52,669 --> 00:13:54,584 Look, I'm very partially sorry about that. 282 00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:56,506 But we're gonna figure out what to do. 283 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,881 Can you stay here for just a few minutes? 284 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,882 Oh, great. I've waited thousands of years 285 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,711 so what's a few minutes? 286 00:14:03,273 --> 00:14:05,758 - That's a yes, right? - Yes. 287 00:14:05,808 --> 00:14:11,298 - So... what do we do? - Oh! Oh, not this. 288 00:14:11,323 --> 00:14:13,595 Just thought of another name for Spaghetti Vacation. 289 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,498 If you tell it to me, Pam, I will literally kill you. 290 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,528 Call it a one-way vacation to the void. 291 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,359 - Wait, that's something. - Killing Pam? 292 00:14:20,384 --> 00:14:22,945 I was joking, but if you've got a good reason I would... 293 00:14:22,970 --> 00:14:25,039 No, these depots all have a cargo railgun. 294 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,172 - They're insanely powerful. - So? 295 00:14:27,197 --> 00:14:30,138 So we put him in it, aim it up out of the galactic plane, 296 00:14:30,163 --> 00:14:32,383 and radio the order when he's at a safe distance. 297 00:14:32,408 --> 00:14:35,336 We'd have to get there without those goons intercepting us. 298 00:14:35,361 --> 00:14:37,654 Seems tough. They're very cool. 299 00:14:37,679 --> 00:14:40,028 - They're not that cool. - Okay, let's ask him. 300 00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:43,711 Ha! Teach you to lock me in a room. 301 00:14:44,439 --> 00:14:46,712 Because I locked youin a room! Ha-ha! 302 00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:50,672 Are you guys getting that? I can't see if the irony is landing. 303 00:14:50,697 --> 00:14:54,758 - Why not open the door and check? - I can't, I smashed it. 304 00:14:54,783 --> 00:14:57,624 - Okay, bye. - Okay, bye. We're gonna die. 305 00:14:57,649 --> 00:15:00,367 If we are, there's something I need you guys to know. 306 00:15:00,392 --> 00:15:02,797 "Ravioliday"! 307 00:15:03,642 --> 00:15:04,931 Worth it. 308 00:15:07,064 --> 00:15:09,540 - I am ready. - Take me! 309 00:15:09,565 --> 00:15:12,133 You may have some unhealthy associations 310 00:15:12,158 --> 00:15:15,259 - with sex and death. - Duh-hoi. 311 00:15:19,134 --> 00:15:21,616 Uh-huh. So you know you don't have any junk, right? 312 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:24,619 Well, if you give me a moment I'm sure I can grow one. 313 00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:26,936 Why don't you make it two. 314 00:15:33,837 --> 00:15:38,184 - That was... My God! - Ugh! It's gonna be one of those. 315 00:15:38,227 --> 00:15:41,625 How can sensations that majestic and world shattering 316 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,886 be contained in such strange dangly skin-bags? 317 00:15:44,930 --> 00:15:47,454 Did the world shatter for you in the first ten seconds, 318 00:15:47,497 --> 00:15:50,326 the second ten seconds, or huh, no other options! 319 00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:52,414 Both! Benefit of two, I suppose. 320 00:15:52,439 --> 00:15:55,854 But, oddly, I find a limpid rush of passion in myself, 321 00:15:55,897 --> 00:15:58,639 and I must tell you... sorry, what was your name? 322 00:15:58,682 --> 00:16:00,292 There's some debate on that. 323 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:04,470 - Well, whatever it is, I love you. - Yes, well... nap. 324 00:16:04,471 --> 00:16:07,126 Can you at least tell me to detonate? 325 00:16:07,169 --> 00:16:10,250 God, can you stop your dumb mouth from talking so I can sleep! 326 00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:13,289 Okay. Well, I'm gonna destroy you all now. 327 00:16:13,314 --> 00:16:16,135 As long as it's quiet! Rude! 328 00:16:16,178 --> 00:16:17,919 What did you just do? 329 00:16:17,963 --> 00:16:20,487 I don't know. I wasn't listening either. 330 00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:24,586 Unfortunately, we were, and there are some things you can't unhear. 331 00:16:24,611 --> 00:16:26,914 Yeah, like why was it so squelchy? 332 00:16:26,939 --> 00:16:29,166 - Well... - Nope! Where did he go? 333 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,496 Who? 334 00:16:30,681 --> 00:16:32,557 Let's see. Let's wind the footage back 335 00:16:32,582 --> 00:16:34,540 to the moment they left the cantina... 336 00:16:34,587 --> 00:16:36,981 Pff. Cantina? Barely a saloon. 337 00:16:37,072 --> 00:16:40,786 Or that. Last one to grab him buys tacos? 338 00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:43,447 Ugh! Set me up the whole way. 339 00:16:43,845 --> 00:16:45,077 Ugh... Respect. 340 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,187 We got to go! 341 00:16:50,212 --> 00:16:53,302 Give me a minute! I think I was just dead a little! 342 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:56,570 ? Sometimes you just need a gun ? 343 00:16:56,595 --> 00:16:58,045 Damn that's catchy. 344 00:16:58,046 --> 00:16:59,746 Cheryl got out! And ruined everything. 345 00:16:59,787 --> 00:17:02,181 That second part probably goes without saying. 346 00:17:02,206 --> 00:17:04,183 How can you be so incompetent? 347 00:17:04,226 --> 00:17:06,315 Well, seeing as how you let a glue-sniffing 348 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,687 human death wish escape a closed vessel, 349 00:17:08,712 --> 00:17:09,970 maybe we're even! 350 00:17:09,971 --> 00:17:12,461 Even? Who paid for your first "massage" 351 00:17:12,486 --> 00:17:13,994 when you ran out of cash? 352 00:17:14,019 --> 00:17:16,430 Not to get in the middle of your Freudian nightmare, 353 00:17:16,455 --> 00:17:18,742 but just get Krieger ready with his weapons, 354 00:17:18,767 --> 00:17:20,590 and meet us outside the ship! 355 00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:23,759 - Way ahead of you. - Are you? 356 00:17:23,784 --> 00:17:26,608 Hate to be a pest. but could you say "Please Detonate?" 357 00:17:26,643 --> 00:17:28,384 - Uh, no thank you. - Ah-ha! 358 00:17:29,643 --> 00:17:31,703 Fantastic. And now this is happening. 359 00:17:31,728 --> 00:17:33,080 Let's go! 360 00:17:33,081 --> 00:17:35,040 Ow. 361 00:17:35,314 --> 00:17:38,583 Nice shooting, Tex, but if you kill him, nobody gets tacos. 362 00:17:38,861 --> 00:17:41,611 - Oh, hi guys. - Oh, hi. They're from the ship. 363 00:17:41,655 --> 00:17:45,681 - Yep. We are here to stop you. - Is that a kimono? 364 00:17:46,486 --> 00:17:50,055 These are experimental prototypes. 365 00:17:50,098 --> 00:17:51,945 I call gun! Big gun, here. 366 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:55,102 - That leaves Pam the temporary... - Don't need it, dick-nuts. 367 00:17:55,103 --> 00:17:57,023 - My body is a weapon. - Speaking of which. 368 00:17:57,048 --> 00:18:00,412 - The temporary singularity grenade? - Why would you make that? 369 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,632 Why not just give us an ancient horn that summons 370 00:18:02,657 --> 00:18:05,312 Cthulhu's older, shittier step-brother? 371 00:18:05,337 --> 00:18:08,041 Well, it imprinted on you now, so no one else can use it. 372 00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:09,914 Seems like a needless precaution. 373 00:18:09,939 --> 00:18:11,884 So where do you think they are? 374 00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:15,605 I find it's good practice to follow the sound of gunfire. 375 00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:17,172 That hadn't happened yet! 376 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:20,886 Oh, suppressing fire! 377 00:18:20,911 --> 00:18:22,390 Ah, ah, ah! 378 00:18:22,391 --> 00:18:25,094 Yelling "suppressing fire" kind of defeats the point. 379 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:26,699 We're supposed to think you're aiming at us. 380 00:18:26,724 --> 00:18:28,008 You know what, actually, 381 00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:30,377 I'm saying it to my teammates, so they know. 382 00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:32,681 Ah-ah-ah! 383 00:18:32,877 --> 00:18:35,100 Admit you underestimated me. 384 00:18:35,143 --> 00:18:36,843 Get off my head, you bitch! 385 00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:38,664 They're actually doing okay. 386 00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:41,106 I might have a tiny bit more respect for them. 387 00:18:41,149 --> 00:18:42,797 Don't ever tell them I said that. 388 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,443 There is so much so deeply wrong with you. 389 00:18:45,468 --> 00:18:46,969 And you married me. 390 00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:50,359 - Doesn't reflect great on you. - Aww, can I keep him? 391 00:18:51,937 --> 00:18:53,695 How long before they notice... 392 00:18:54,609 --> 00:18:57,453 "We're-we're gone," is what I was gonna say. 393 00:18:59,689 --> 00:19:01,168 So what's all this then? 394 00:19:01,169 --> 00:19:04,508 Cargo railgun, we shoot you, transmit signal, boom. 395 00:19:04,533 --> 00:19:07,536 - Oh, finally. - Wait, where's Pam? 396 00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:13,537 The invisible fist. That could be my code name. 397 00:19:13,562 --> 00:19:15,896 So what do you say, I'm your scrappy apprentice, 398 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,742 and you're my gruff-but-loveable... 399 00:19:18,539 --> 00:19:20,667 - Ahhh! Ow! - I'll think about it. 400 00:19:22,265 --> 00:19:24,236 Oh, that is good pouchwork. 401 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,560 Get in there. We'll send the "please det..." 402 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,976 Archer, come on. 403 00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:31,873 Whoops, that would have been hilarious. 404 00:19:31,898 --> 00:19:35,640 We'll send you the message once you're out of the galactic plane. 405 00:19:36,570 --> 00:19:38,076 Ahh! Jesus, Archer. 406 00:19:38,101 --> 00:19:40,686 - You ever look before you shoot? - Sometimes. 407 00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:45,592 - Don't hit Mr. Deadly! - Yeah, aiming at you guys. 408 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:48,070 Thanks for being so conscientious. 409 00:19:59,195 --> 00:20:00,576 You saved me. 410 00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:03,840 You overcame your simple biological impulse to live. 411 00:20:03,865 --> 00:20:06,179 Just trying to do what's right. 412 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:16,331 - Jesus Christ, lady! - Don't call me lady! 413 00:20:17,563 --> 00:20:19,194 Well, have a nice death. 414 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,686 Just give me the receiver so you can transmit the order. 415 00:20:21,711 --> 00:20:23,904 - The what? - It's a cargo container. 416 00:20:23,929 --> 00:20:26,115 Do you want me to bring along string and a can? 417 00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,734 Goddamn it. 418 00:20:28,218 --> 00:20:31,242 Oh, so now you're a gesture expert. 419 00:20:38,757 --> 00:20:42,396 - Whoa, smells like stir-Friday in here. - Why did you do that? 420 00:20:42,421 --> 00:20:44,968 I need to feel their blood on my... ah. 421 00:20:46,468 --> 00:20:48,589 Ohh, this is the best I've ever felt. 422 00:20:48,976 --> 00:20:51,342 Yeah, you're probably gonna want to check into rehab. 423 00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:53,607 Like immediately. You forgot this. 424 00:20:53,632 --> 00:20:56,451 I came as quick as I could. You know, after they died. 425 00:20:56,476 --> 00:20:58,967 You are a paragon of bravery. 426 00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:00,834 All right, let's shoot you into space. 427 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:02,906 - One moment. - Oh, come on! 428 00:21:02,941 --> 00:21:05,274 Lana's act of selflessness inspired me. 429 00:21:05,299 --> 00:21:07,432 She was willing to give her life for others, 430 00:21:07,457 --> 00:21:10,401 and that gives me the courage to change. 431 00:21:10,543 --> 00:21:15,050 - I choose life. - I guess this means no tacos. 432 00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:16,815 Is that supposed to be a joke? 433 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,159 I didn't mean to make it weird. 434 00:21:18,184 --> 00:21:22,851 How's this for weird? Please detonate. 435 00:21:22,895 --> 00:21:24,879 - No! - Don't detonate! 436 00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:29,771 I think my change of heart may have diffused me. 437 00:21:30,104 --> 00:21:31,804 Only now do I see that 438 00:21:31,829 --> 00:21:34,989 when one's purpose is evil, achieving that... 439 00:21:37,387 --> 00:21:39,659 Archer, you've got to use this. 440 00:21:39,684 --> 00:21:42,674 I don't want to be eternal spaghetti, Lana. 441 00:21:42,699 --> 00:21:45,598 For once, think of anyone other than yourself. 442 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,093 Aghh! Fine! 443 00:22:11,817 --> 00:22:13,557 - I'm alive! - We're alive! 444 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:16,590 - Close one, right guys? - Yeah, great. 445 00:22:16,615 --> 00:22:19,160 I think I twisted my ankle. Thanks, Lana. 446 00:22:19,185 --> 00:22:22,965 - So where exactly did they go? - It's semi-random, 447 00:22:22,990 --> 00:22:26,419 - but I could try to back-calculate it... - I'd kind of prefer to not know 448 00:22:26,444 --> 00:22:28,291 if we wiped out several thriving 449 00:22:28,316 --> 00:22:30,057 and culturally complex civilizations. 450 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,091 - Yeah, I mean, me too. - All right. 451 00:22:36,668 --> 00:22:38,935 We don't know that was us. 452 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:45,490 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~