1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,500 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:27,290 --> 00:00:30,490 The trial of the demon Crowley, 3 00:00:30,570 --> 00:00:33,890 beginning with evidence and ending with utter obliviation, 4 00:00:33,970 --> 00:00:35,730 is in session. 5 00:00:35,810 --> 00:00:37,850 All rise. 6 00:00:39,050 --> 00:00:41,730 Bring in the traitor. 7 00:00:52,370 --> 00:00:53,970 Hey, guys. 8 00:00:54,050 --> 00:00:55,090 Nice place you got here. 9 00:00:55,170 --> 00:00:56,730 Not for you, it won't be. 10 00:00:56,810 --> 00:00:58,226 Could do with some house plants. 11 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:01,010 - Maybe a coffee table. - Silence! 12 00:01:01,090 --> 00:01:02,290 The prisoner shall approach. 13 00:01:02,370 --> 00:01:04,170 Love to. 14 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:09,010 So, four of us. 15 00:01:09,050 --> 00:01:11,770 Rubber of bridge? Barbershop quartet? 16 00:01:11,890 --> 00:01:12,930 The trial of a traitor. 17 00:01:13,010 --> 00:01:15,530 Lord Beelzebub, you are... ? 18 00:01:15,610 --> 00:01:16,610 I'm the judge. 19 00:01:16,650 --> 00:01:19,410 And I'm the prosecutor. 20 00:01:22,050 --> 00:01:24,210 And so Dagon here is defending me? 21 00:01:24,290 --> 00:01:26,130 Oh, I'm afraid not. 22 00:01:26,210 --> 00:01:28,690 No, I'm just here in case there's anything you've done 23 00:01:28,770 --> 00:01:30,410 that they forgot. 24 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,970 But we built this place for you specially. 25 00:01:34,210 --> 00:01:37,090 It shall be your place of trial. 26 00:01:37,170 --> 00:01:39,570 And it shall be your place of destruction. 27 00:01:39,650 --> 00:01:42,810 Guys, you shouldn't have gone to all the trouble. 28 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:46,050 What appears to be the problem? 29 00:01:59,050 --> 00:02:02,490 # Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah # 30 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:05,730 You wouldn't get that sort of performance from a modern car. 31 00:02:05,810 --> 00:02:06,970 Crowley? 32 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:09,330 Hey, Aziraphale! I see you found a ride. 33 00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:11,850 - Nice dress. Suits you. - Ahh! 34 00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:15,810 This young man won't let us in. 35 00:02:16,650 --> 00:02:18,410 Leave it to me. 36 00:02:19,010 --> 00:02:20,410 Army human, 37 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:23,530 my friend and I have come a long way, and... 38 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,170 Which one of you did that? 39 00:02:28,610 --> 00:02:30,610 Okay, those kids are in big trouble. 40 00:02:30,690 --> 00:02:32,730 And so are you people. Don't move! 41 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:46,290 # Any way the wind blows # 42 00:03:11,130 --> 00:03:13,410 Ninety years and not a scratch, 43 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:15,130 now look at you. 44 00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:19,370 Crowley. He's got a gun. 45 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:23,370 He's pointing it. Do something! 46 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:25,810 I am having a moment here. 47 00:03:26,650 --> 00:03:28,410 Crowley! 48 00:03:28,490 --> 00:03:30,410 I am the nice one. 49 00:03:30,490 --> 00:03:33,650 You can't expect me to do the dirty work. 50 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:36,450 I'm going to count to three, then I'm going to use my finger. 51 00:03:36,530 --> 00:03:42,130 Ma'am, I'm giving you all five seconds to vacate this area! 52 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:00,650 Rest in peace. 53 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:02,570 You were a good car. 54 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:12,410 - Nice work on the soldier. - Well... 55 00:04:12,490 --> 00:04:16,130 Oh, I do hope I haven't sent him somewhere unpleasant. 56 00:04:17,970 --> 00:04:20,450 Oh. Okay. 57 00:04:20,530 --> 00:04:22,730 I need to get over the car thing. 58 00:04:22,770 --> 00:04:24,050 I'll deal with them. 59 00:04:24,090 --> 00:04:25,370 Never fear, laddie. 60 00:04:25,450 --> 00:04:27,770 I've got a finger. 61 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:30,650 You may need to brandish your weapon, Sergeant Shadwell. 62 00:04:30,730 --> 00:04:32,650 We are here to lick some serious butt. 63 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:34,770 "Kick", Aziraphale. It's "kick butt". 64 00:04:34,850 --> 00:04:36,090 For Heaven's sake. 65 00:04:36,170 --> 00:04:38,170 Oh! I can't believe I just said that. 66 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:49,681 - _ - Oi, Young. 67 00:04:50,770 --> 00:04:52,170 Yes? 68 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:54,890 - Your son, Adam. - What's he done now? 69 00:04:54,970 --> 00:04:56,930 I've just seen him and his little gang of cronies 70 00:04:57,010 --> 00:04:58,570 cycling to the Air Force base. 71 00:04:58,650 --> 00:05:01,090 If you think that armed guards and whatnot 72 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:03,450 will tolerate your son's tomfoolery, 73 00:05:03,530 --> 00:05:04,866 - I, for one, do not. - Adam wouldn't... 74 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:08,090 You saw what he did to my begonias. 75 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:11,290 Don't blame me if your son starts World War Three. 76 00:06:57,010 --> 00:06:59,490 - Where exactly are we going? - Shh! 77 00:07:06,970 --> 00:07:10,210 In a handful of moments, the missiles will fly. 78 00:07:10,290 --> 00:07:13,010 The forces of Heaven and Hell will attack. 79 00:07:13,090 --> 00:07:16,130 And everything depends on one small boy. 80 00:07:16,210 --> 00:07:20,650 Silence holds the bubble of the world in its grip. 81 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:34,770 Those people, do you think they were terrorists? 82 00:07:34,850 --> 00:07:37,090 In a very nice and accurate way... 83 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:38,850 yes. 84 00:07:38,930 --> 00:07:40,930 I mean, you should have seen their auras. 85 00:07:41,010 --> 00:07:42,026 Was there a problem with them? 86 00:07:42,050 --> 00:07:43,370 Negative. 87 00:07:43,450 --> 00:07:46,250 Like black holes. 88 00:07:46,330 --> 00:07:48,010 I don't think they're entirely human. 89 00:07:50,610 --> 00:07:53,930 If only we knew what they were saying. 90 00:07:54,010 --> 00:07:57,850 We no longer have control of the ACME-6 nuclear launch protocols! 91 00:07:57,930 --> 00:07:59,290 I think we've been hacked! 92 00:07:59,370 --> 00:08:01,330 Nuclear strike orders implemented... 93 00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:02,770 against Belgium. 94 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,730 Are you sure this is a good idea? 95 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,290 Look, we're trying to turn off the controls, 96 00:08:09,330 --> 00:08:11,106 but there's some kind of satellite override in place! 97 00:08:11,130 --> 00:08:13,170 Are you sure this is a good idea? 98 00:08:14,810 --> 00:08:16,410 They're saying it's the end of the world. 99 00:08:16,490 --> 00:08:18,730 Yes, I got that. 100 00:08:19,490 --> 00:08:20,850 It has begun. 101 00:08:20,930 --> 00:08:22,890 I didn't ask for it to begin. 102 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:26,890 Your very existence demands the ending of the world. 103 00:08:32,490 --> 00:08:35,450 You could finish this for them with one thought. 104 00:08:35,451 --> 00:08:37,450 You can make the world anew. 105 00:08:37,490 --> 00:08:39,690 That's him. The curly one. 106 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:41,730 Shoot him. Save the world. 107 00:08:41,850 --> 00:08:45,610 You are part of us, not them. No one will disobey you. 108 00:08:45,730 --> 00:08:48,330 What? He's just a wee bairn. You cannae... 109 00:08:48,370 --> 00:08:50,346 - Oh, for Heaven's sake. - Oh, no. 110 00:08:50,370 --> 00:08:51,370 Give me that. 111 00:08:53,970 --> 00:08:56,290 Ignore this nonsense. 112 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:59,090 A word from you and I will end their lives. 113 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:01,730 You can't just shoot children! 114 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:03,970 Perhaps we should wait. 115 00:09:04,050 --> 00:09:06,490 What, till he grows up? Shoot him, Aziraphale! 116 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:17,570 I'm sorry. 117 00:09:18,890 --> 00:09:20,250 I couldn't let you do it. 118 00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:23,090 Excuse me, why are you two people? 119 00:09:23,170 --> 00:09:25,130 Uh, long story. 120 00:09:25,210 --> 00:09:28,130 - You see, I was in my bookshop... - It's not right. 121 00:09:28,210 --> 00:09:30,610 You should go back to being two separate people again. 122 00:09:35,050 --> 00:09:38,450 Oh, made me go all tingly. 123 00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:52,050 But we have to be able to do something. 124 00:09:52,130 --> 00:09:53,890 We're not in a movie. 125 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:56,266 There's no handy little red wire to cut to stop the countdown. 126 00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:59,610 Hmm. Agnes, do you have better ideas? 127 00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:01,786 You're not gonna be able to shut down 21st century technology 128 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:05,330 with some random 17th century prediction. 129 00:10:05,370 --> 00:10:07,810 "He is not what he says he is." 130 00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:09,730 Agnes, you're not even trying. 131 00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:14,370 Weapons activation in two minutes. 132 00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:16,050 What does that even mean? 133 00:10:16,130 --> 00:10:17,570 I don't know. 134 00:10:17,610 --> 00:10:19,890 - Tell me. - I think it's about me. 135 00:10:19,970 --> 00:10:22,090 Hmm? 136 00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:25,970 I am not technically 137 00:10:26,050 --> 00:10:28,290 a computer engineer. 138 00:10:29,050 --> 00:10:30,290 I'd like to be. 139 00:10:31,490 --> 00:10:32,490 But I'm actually just... 140 00:10:32,491 --> 00:10:33,730 - Just? - Just... 141 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,170 - Just? Just what? - Just the opposite. 142 00:10:36,250 --> 00:10:37,470 I'm rubbish with computers. 143 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:39,570 Every time I try to make them work, they break. 144 00:10:40,250 --> 00:10:41,970 I'm sorry. 145 00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:43,610 We're doomed. 146 00:10:43,690 --> 00:10:46,250 It was time to decide who your friends were. 147 00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:48,370 And Adam had. 148 00:10:48,450 --> 00:10:50,290 So, the Antichrist, three human children 149 00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:52,450 and a former Hell Hound, faced Death 150 00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:56,890 and three monsters who came from the minds of humanity. 151 00:10:56,970 --> 00:10:59,890 The thing is, they're not actually real. 152 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:02,050 They're just like nightmares, really. 153 00:11:02,130 --> 00:11:04,010 Little boys with your toys. 154 00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:05,810 I'm not a boy. 155 00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:07,930 I am War. 156 00:11:08,010 --> 00:11:10,530 You were made to serve me, 157 00:11:10,610 --> 00:11:12,890 to live in me and die in me. 158 00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:16,170 My mum says that war is just masculine imperialism 159 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,290 executed on a global stage. 160 00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:22,090 A little girl. 161 00:11:22,170 --> 00:11:25,050 Run home and play with your dollies, little girl. 162 00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:29,130 I do not endorse 163 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,970 everyday sexism. 164 00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:34,490 Ow! Oh! 165 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,450 We're Adam's real friends. 166 00:11:39,530 --> 00:11:41,610 Not you lot. 167 00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:43,730 You're a joke. 168 00:11:43,810 --> 00:11:46,210 Just say what you believe, Pepper. 169 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:53,690 I believe in peace, bitch. 170 00:12:00,690 --> 00:12:02,450 Drop it, Pepper. Quick. 171 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:08,650 I believe in a clean world. 172 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:19,930 And I believe in food and a healthy lunch. 173 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:22,690 Actually, it's a very good thing. 174 00:12:24,050 --> 00:12:26,370 Didn't that used to be your sword? 175 00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:29,930 I do believe it was. 176 00:12:49,650 --> 00:12:51,130 Any moment now. 177 00:12:51,210 --> 00:12:54,210 Encourage the troops, Dagon. 178 00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:57,410 Right. Listen up. 179 00:12:57,490 --> 00:13:00,810 Any moment now, we'll be leaving Hell 180 00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:04,250 and we'll be going up against the army of angels. 181 00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:07,410 Now, all of you were angels once, 182 00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:10,370 and we fought in the glorious revolution. 183 00:13:10,450 --> 00:13:13,090 And we lost. But that was then. 184 00:13:13,170 --> 00:13:16,010 We have had thousands of years 185 00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:18,010 - to get tougher. - Tougher! 186 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:19,930 - Smarter. - Smarter! 187 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:21,810 And more dangerous. 188 00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:23,450 I want you to repeat after me. 189 00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:25,050 - Tougher. - Tougher! 190 00:13:25,130 --> 00:13:27,330 - Smarter. - Smarter! 191 00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,410 Something's happening. 192 00:13:32,330 --> 00:13:35,090 Something's wrong. 193 00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:37,610 - We're idiots. - Thirty seconds... 194 00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:40,490 - Look. Repair it. - What? 195 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,970 Get this computer room working better, right now. 196 00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:45,250 You said every computer you try and fix dies, 197 00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:48,810 so... fix it. 198 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:50,730 And speed up nuclear Armageddon? 199 00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:52,090 Could you? Speed it up? 200 00:13:52,170 --> 00:13:53,570 Yeah. 201 00:13:53,650 --> 00:13:55,690 Easy. I mean, if I actually wanted 202 00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:57,530 to improve this computer's performance, 203 00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:58,890 all I'd do is open it up 204 00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:01,130 and then click on the disk defragmenter. 205 00:14:02,690 --> 00:14:04,290 All over the world, 206 00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:06,210 people who had been wrestling with switches 207 00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:07,610 found that they had switched. 208 00:14:07,690 --> 00:14:09,090 Circuit breakers opened. 209 00:14:09,170 --> 00:14:11,170 Computers stopped planning World War Three 210 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:15,050 and went back to idly scanning the stratosphere. 211 00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:17,650 Death, this all has to stop now. 212 00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:20,610 It has stopped. But they will be back. 213 00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,610 We are never far away. 214 00:14:22,690 --> 00:14:24,770 I am creation's shadow. 215 00:14:24,850 --> 00:14:26,610 You cannot destroy me, 216 00:14:26,690 --> 00:14:29,130 that would destroy the world. 217 00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:31,450 Good day, gentlemen. 218 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:32,610 Cheek. 219 00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:35,130 Cheek. 220 00:14:36,530 --> 00:14:39,330 Death opened wings of night. 221 00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:42,930 Wings that were shapes cut through the matter of creation 222 00:14:43,010 --> 00:14:45,010 into the darkness beneath, 223 00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:48,610 and in which, distant lights glimmered. 224 00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:50,410 Lights that may have been stars, 225 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:54,290 or may have been something entirely else. 226 00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:56,690 There. You see, Crowley? 227 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,370 - It's like I've always said... - Oh, it isn't over. 228 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:00,930 Nothing's over. 229 00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:04,410 Both Heaven and Hell still want their war. 230 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,970 You. Boy. 231 00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:08,530 Antichrist, what was your name again? 232 00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:09,890 Adam Young. 233 00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:11,746 So your friends got together and saved the world. 234 00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:14,810 Well done. Have a gold star. Won't make any difference. 235 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:16,130 You! 236 00:15:17,490 --> 00:15:20,050 You're the man in the car. You stole my book. 237 00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:22,570 Oh, book girl. Catch. 238 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,919 _ 239 00:15:34,970 --> 00:15:36,890 What is going on out here? 240 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,290 Long story. No time. 241 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:41,090 - Well, try me. - Uh... 242 00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:43,650 Okay, so, uh... 243 00:15:43,730 --> 00:15:45,530 in the beginning, in the Garden, 244 00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:50,250 there was... Well, he was a wily old serpent, 245 00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:54,290 and I was technically on apple tree duty. 246 00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:01,050 Hey, Adam. Hi, Pepper. Hi, you two. 247 00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:02,070 Hello, Anathema. 248 00:16:02,071 --> 00:16:03,906 You just stopped them blowing up the world, didn't you? 249 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,490 I guess. 250 00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:07,410 My boyfriend here did the tricky bit. 251 00:16:09,850 --> 00:16:11,170 Boyfriend? 252 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:14,530 Another deluded victim of the patriarchy. 253 00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,330 Ugh. 254 00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:42,370 Lord Beelzebub. 255 00:16:42,450 --> 00:16:43,650 What an honour. 256 00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:44,890 Crowley, the traitor. 257 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,450 That's not a nice word. 258 00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:48,306 All the other words I have for you are worse. 259 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:50,010 Where's the boy? 260 00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:53,610 That one. 261 00:16:54,770 --> 00:16:56,370 Adam Young. 262 00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:58,570 Hi. 263 00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,450 Young man... 264 00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:04,450 Armageddon must... restart. 265 00:17:04,530 --> 00:17:05,690 Right now. 266 00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:08,810 A temporary inconvenience 267 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:12,610 cannot get in the way of the greater good. 268 00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:14,026 As to what it stands in the way of, 269 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:15,250 that has yet to be decided. 270 00:17:15,330 --> 00:17:17,810 But the battle must be decided now, boy. 271 00:17:17,890 --> 00:17:20,330 That is... your destiny. 272 00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:25,170 It is written. Now start the war. 273 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:28,890 You both want to end the world just to see whose gang is best? 274 00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,090 Obviously. 275 00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:31,890 It's the Great Plan. 276 00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:35,530 It's the entire reason for the creation of the Earth. 277 00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:37,410 I've got this. Adam... 278 00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:38,850 when all this is over, 279 00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:41,170 you're going to get to rule the world. 280 00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:45,170 Don't you want to rule the world? 281 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,346 It's hard enough having to think of things for Pepper and Wensley 282 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,890 and Brian to do all the time so they don't get bored. 283 00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:51,490 I've got all the world I want. 284 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,410 Well, you can't just refuse to be who you are. 285 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:58,930 Your birth, your destiny, they're part of the Great Plan. 286 00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:00,890 Um, ahem... 287 00:18:00,930 --> 00:18:05,530 excuse me, you keep talking about the Great Plan. 288 00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,746 Aziraphale, maybe you should just keep your mouth shut. 289 00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:09,066 One thing I'm not clear on. 290 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:10,930 Is that the Ineffable Plan? 291 00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:13,090 The Great Plan! It is written. 292 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:14,330 There shall be a world, 293 00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:15,850 and it shall last for 6,000 years 294 00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:17,250 and end in fire and flame. 295 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:21,250 Yes, yes, that sounds like the Great Plan. 296 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:24,770 Just wondering, is that the Ineffable Plan as well? 297 00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:29,610 Well, they're the same thing. 298 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,410 You don't know. 299 00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:33,130 Uh... 300 00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:35,146 well, it'd be a pity if you'd thought you were doing 301 00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:36,570 what the Great Plan said, 302 00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:38,730 but you were actually going directly against 303 00:18:38,810 --> 00:18:41,330 God's Ineffable Plan. 304 00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:44,930 I mean, everyone knows the Great Plan, yeah? But the Ineffable Plan... 305 00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:48,570 is... well, it's ineffable, isn't it? 306 00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:50,330 By definition, we can't know it. 307 00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:53,650 But it is... written. 308 00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:56,170 God does not play games with the universe. 309 00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:58,010 Where have you been? 310 00:18:58,090 --> 00:18:59,730 Can I just... ? 311 00:19:00,330 --> 00:19:02,730 Um... 312 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:08,130 I'm going to need to talk to... Head Office. 313 00:19:08,170 --> 00:19:12,650 How I am supposed to get 10 million angels to stand down 314 00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:14,810 from their war footing is... 315 00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:16,650 It doesn't bear thinking about. 316 00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:18,226 You should try to get 10 million demons 317 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:21,610 to put down their weapons and go back to work. 318 00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:25,130 Well, at least we know whose fault it is. 319 00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:29,890 Young man... 320 00:19:29,930 --> 00:19:32,410 you were put on this Earth for one reason and one reason only. 321 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:33,810 To end it. 322 00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:35,730 You're a disobedient little brat. 323 00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:38,250 And I hope someone tells your father. 324 00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:40,050 Oh, they will. 325 00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:45,130 And your father will not be pleased. 326 00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:52,370 Weren't they odd? 327 00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:54,490 No! No! 328 00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:57,530 No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 329 00:19:57,610 --> 00:19:59,650 What's happening? I can feel something. 330 00:19:59,730 --> 00:20:01,370 They did it. 331 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:02,730 They told his father. 332 00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,410 Oh, no. 333 00:20:04,490 --> 00:20:07,530 And his Satanic father is not happy. 334 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:11,290 Perhaps it's a volcano. 335 00:20:11,370 --> 00:20:13,650 No, there aren't any volcanoes in England. 336 00:20:13,730 --> 00:20:16,130 It's really angry, whatever it is. I can feel it. 337 00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:18,170 It's getting closer. 338 00:20:21,890 --> 00:20:24,170 - What's happening? - Well, you can call me an old silly, 339 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,650 but it looks like the devil is coming, Satan himself. 340 00:20:26,730 --> 00:20:28,730 - Oh. - Oh, that's the way it is, is it? 341 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,631 Anyone wants to hurt the whore of Babylon 342 00:20:30,632 --> 00:20:32,090 is going to have to get past me. 343 00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:35,090 Oh, Mr Shadwell. 344 00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:43,010 Right. That was that. 345 00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:45,410 - It was nice knowing you. - We can't give up now. 346 00:20:45,490 --> 00:20:47,090 This is Satan himself. 347 00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:49,850 It isn't about Armageddon. This is personal. 348 00:20:49,930 --> 00:20:50,930 We are fucked! 349 00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:58,930 Come up with something or... 350 00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:04,090 or I'll never talk to you again. 351 00:21:22,170 --> 00:21:23,410 Ahh. 352 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,850 Adam, listen, 353 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:29,290 your father is coming to destroy you. 354 00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:31,050 Probably to destroy all of us. 355 00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:33,570 My dad? He wouldn't hurt anybody. 356 00:21:33,650 --> 00:21:35,290 Not your Earthly father. Satan. 357 00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:36,930 Your father who is no longer in Heaven. 358 00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:38,810 He is coming, and he is angry. 359 00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:40,570 So, what do you want me to do about it? 360 00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:43,530 Fight him? 361 00:21:43,610 --> 00:21:46,170 I don't think fighting him would do any good. 362 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,490 You're going to have to come up with something else. 363 00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:51,650 But I'm just a kid. 364 00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:55,130 But that's not a bad thing to be, Adam. 365 00:21:55,170 --> 00:21:59,090 You know, I was scared that you'd be Hell incarnate. 366 00:21:59,170 --> 00:22:00,730 I hoped you'd be Heaven incarnate. 367 00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:02,850 But you're not either of those things. 368 00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:04,890 You're much better. 369 00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:07,890 You're human incarnate. 370 00:22:11,010 --> 00:22:14,370 Adam, reality will listen to you right now. You can change things. 371 00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:18,050 And whatever happens, for good or for evil... 372 00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:20,930 we're beside you. 373 00:22:21,010 --> 00:22:22,810 I'm going to start time. 374 00:22:22,890 --> 00:22:26,130 You won't have long to do whatever you're going to do. 375 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,890 Do it quickly. 376 00:22:46,650 --> 00:22:49,170 Oh! 377 00:22:49,930 --> 00:22:51,810 Oh... 378 00:22:54,170 --> 00:22:56,290 Where is my son? 379 00:22:56,370 --> 00:23:00,570 You? You're my rebellious son? 380 00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:02,810 Come here. 381 00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:07,770 You're not my dad. 382 00:23:07,850 --> 00:23:09,970 Dads don't wait until you're 11 to say hello, 383 00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:11,410 and then turn up to tell you off. 384 00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:12,810 What? 385 00:23:12,890 --> 00:23:14,730 If I'm in trouble with my dad... 386 00:23:17,050 --> 00:23:18,970 ... then it won't be you. 387 00:23:19,050 --> 00:23:21,090 It's going to be the dad who was there. 388 00:23:22,210 --> 00:23:23,850 You're not my dad. 389 00:23:23,930 --> 00:23:26,010 What did you say? 390 00:23:26,090 --> 00:23:27,130 You can do it. 391 00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:29,890 Say it, Adam. Say it again! 392 00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:31,010 Come here. 393 00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:33,530 You're not my dad. 394 00:23:33,610 --> 00:23:35,450 You never were. 395 00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:38,490 No. 396 00:23:38,570 --> 00:23:42,410 No, no, no, no, no, no! 397 00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:45,650 No! 398 00:24:00,170 --> 00:24:02,090 Adam? Adam? 399 00:24:02,170 --> 00:24:04,610 That's not really his father. 400 00:24:04,690 --> 00:24:06,890 - Oh, for Heaven's sake. Where is he? - It is. 401 00:24:06,930 --> 00:24:08,330 It is now. 402 00:24:08,410 --> 00:24:10,490 And it always was. 403 00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:12,890 He did it. 404 00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:14,690 Adam! 405 00:24:18,530 --> 00:24:20,690 Would anyone here care to explain to me 406 00:24:20,770 --> 00:24:23,850 what exactly is going on? 407 00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:32,970 It's all worked out for the best, though. 408 00:24:33,050 --> 00:24:34,930 Just imagine how awful it might have been 409 00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:37,130 if we'd been at all competent. 410 00:24:38,930 --> 00:24:40,130 Point taken. 411 00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:41,810 What's that? 412 00:24:43,490 --> 00:24:45,610 It fell out of Agnes Nutter's book. 413 00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:49,410 "For soon enough you will be playing with fire"? 414 00:24:49,490 --> 00:24:52,450 So this is the final one of Agnes's prophecies? 415 00:24:52,530 --> 00:24:53,610 As far as I know. 416 00:24:53,690 --> 00:24:56,370 Hmm. And Adam... human again? 417 00:24:56,450 --> 00:24:59,650 As far as I can tell, yes. 418 00:25:04,050 --> 00:25:05,490 Angel... 419 00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:09,610 what if the Almighty planned it like this all along? 420 00:25:09,690 --> 00:25:11,170 From the very beginning? 421 00:25:12,090 --> 00:25:13,490 Could have. 422 00:25:13,570 --> 00:25:15,650 I wouldn't put it past her. 423 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,810 You got the, um... ? 424 00:25:19,890 --> 00:25:23,290 Ah, didn't want them falling into the wrong hands. 425 00:25:25,810 --> 00:25:27,321 Oh, excuse me, gents. There's, uh... 426 00:25:27,322 --> 00:25:29,410 there's meant to be a sword in here. 427 00:25:32,850 --> 00:25:35,210 Oh. There is. 428 00:25:35,290 --> 00:25:38,890 Yeah. Sitting on it. 429 00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:41,410 Good thing you were here, really. 430 00:25:41,490 --> 00:25:44,010 How nice to have someone who recognises our part 431 00:25:44,090 --> 00:25:46,730 - in saving the... - I need someone to sign for it. 432 00:25:47,410 --> 00:25:49,050 Oh, right. 433 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:55,050 Do you believe in life after death? 434 00:25:55,130 --> 00:25:56,130 I suppose I must do. 435 00:25:56,170 --> 00:25:57,690 Yeah. 436 00:25:57,770 --> 00:26:01,010 If I was to tell my wife what happened to me today, 437 00:26:01,090 --> 00:26:02,850 she wouldn't believe me. 438 00:26:02,930 --> 00:26:04,570 And I wouldn't blame her. 439 00:26:11,490 --> 00:26:14,530 Oh. There it is. 440 00:26:14,610 --> 00:26:17,370 It says "Oxford" on the front. 441 00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:20,250 Yeah, but he'll drive to London anyway. 442 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:21,970 He just won't know why. 443 00:26:22,050 --> 00:26:25,410 I suppose I should get him to drop me off at the bookshop. 444 00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:30,850 It burned down, remember? 445 00:26:35,250 --> 00:26:38,490 You can stay at my place, if you like. 446 00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:45,690 I don't think my side would like that. 447 00:26:47,450 --> 00:26:49,530 You don't have a side anymore. 448 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:53,130 Neither of us do. 449 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:56,770 We're on our own side. 450 00:26:56,850 --> 00:27:01,810 Like Agnes said, we are going to have to choose our faces wisely. 451 00:27:11,090 --> 00:27:13,210 - _ - Adam had rebooted reality. 452 00:27:13,290 --> 00:27:16,890 He had changed the past and changed the present. 453 00:27:16,970 --> 00:27:20,250 So on Sunday, people woke to find a world that was almost, 454 00:27:20,330 --> 00:27:21,850 but not entirely, 455 00:27:21,930 --> 00:27:24,250 the one that they used to inhabit. 456 00:27:24,330 --> 00:27:27,010 Although people who were dead were now alive. 457 00:27:27,090 --> 00:27:31,690 And things that were broken had now been miraculously restored. 458 00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,999 _ 459 00:27:37,170 --> 00:27:38,610 Those are new. 460 00:28:19,850 --> 00:28:21,890 Mum, I've tidied it. 461 00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:24,290 Oh! 462 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:27,170 Well, was that so hard? I can see the carpet. 463 00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:29,850 Now you just have to keep it clean. 464 00:28:29,930 --> 00:28:32,490 Can Dog and me go outside? 465 00:28:34,570 --> 00:28:37,530 You know what your father said. 466 00:28:37,610 --> 00:28:41,330 He said that even if he didn't know why I was in trouble, I would. 467 00:28:42,050 --> 00:28:43,730 And? 468 00:28:44,650 --> 00:28:45,970 Was he right? 469 00:28:53,170 --> 00:28:55,210 Can you explain it to me? 470 00:29:02,690 --> 00:29:06,450 Well, you can go into the garden, 471 00:29:06,530 --> 00:29:09,770 give Dog a little exercise, but that is all. 472 00:29:09,850 --> 00:29:13,250 Thanks, Mum. Come on, Dog. 473 00:29:37,450 --> 00:29:39,450 Good morning. 474 00:29:43,610 --> 00:29:45,930 Oh, I'm gonna regret asking this... 475 00:29:46,850 --> 00:29:48,810 but I'm gonna ask. 476 00:29:50,970 --> 00:29:53,570 Why is your car called "Dick Turpin"? 477 00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:58,090 Um, well... 478 00:29:58,170 --> 00:29:59,850 Dick Turpin's a famous highwayman. 479 00:29:59,930 --> 00:30:01,810 - Mm-hmm. - It's a sort of joke. 480 00:30:01,890 --> 00:30:03,730 Yeah? 481 00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:08,370 Well, it's called Dick Turpin 482 00:30:08,450 --> 00:30:10,410 because everywhere it goes, 483 00:30:10,490 --> 00:30:12,170 it holds up traffic. 484 00:30:14,770 --> 00:30:16,570 Oh, I regret asking. 485 00:30:21,290 --> 00:30:23,810 Hey... 486 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:27,370 Witchfinder Private Not-a-Computer-Engineer... 487 00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:31,450 did we save the world yesterday? 488 00:30:34,410 --> 00:30:35,810 I don't know. 489 00:30:35,890 --> 00:30:37,410 Hmm. 490 00:30:39,290 --> 00:30:42,130 You're a pretty good Witchfinder, though. 491 00:30:42,210 --> 00:30:44,050 I mean, you found me. 492 00:31:23,530 --> 00:31:26,330 As far as the British government is concerned, 493 00:31:26,410 --> 00:31:30,330 the apparent appearance of the legendary monster the Kraken 494 00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:33,450 was a mass hallucination. 495 00:31:33,530 --> 00:31:35,730 There were a number of mass hallucinations 496 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:37,570 in our country too. 497 00:31:37,650 --> 00:31:41,730 Yes, only this one ate our trade delegation. 498 00:31:41,810 --> 00:31:43,050 A strawberry lolly 499 00:31:43,130 --> 00:31:46,290 and a vanilla with a flake, please. 500 00:31:47,090 --> 00:31:49,410 How's the car? 501 00:31:49,490 --> 00:31:51,090 Not a scratch on it. 502 00:31:51,170 --> 00:31:53,370 How's the bookshop? 503 00:31:53,450 --> 00:31:54,810 Not a smudge. 504 00:31:54,890 --> 00:31:56,810 Not a book burned. 505 00:31:56,890 --> 00:31:59,570 Everything back just the way it was. 506 00:32:00,970 --> 00:32:03,130 You heard from your people yet? 507 00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:07,570 - Yours? - Nothing. 508 00:32:07,650 --> 00:32:13,530 Do you understand what happened yesterday? 509 00:32:13,610 --> 00:32:15,850 Well, I understand some of it. 510 00:32:16,610 --> 00:32:18,130 But some of it... 511 00:32:18,210 --> 00:32:21,170 well, it's just a little bit too... 512 00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:23,650 Ineffable. 513 00:32:23,730 --> 00:32:26,730 Oh, that... that's funny, seeing him here. That's meant to be bad luck. 514 00:32:28,770 --> 00:32:31,090 It's meant to be bad... 515 00:32:35,290 --> 00:32:37,970 Renegade angels all tied up with strings. 516 00:32:38,050 --> 00:32:41,690 These are a few of our favourite things. 517 00:32:41,770 --> 00:32:44,450 - Stop! Stop them! - What's wrong, love? 518 00:32:45,770 --> 00:32:47,930 Ooh, bad luck, dear. 519 00:32:54,370 --> 00:32:57,610 It's not a problem. It's tickety-boo. 520 00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:01,930 Ah. 521 00:33:02,010 --> 00:33:03,530 Aziraphale. 522 00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:06,730 So glad you could join us. 523 00:33:06,810 --> 00:33:08,610 You could have just sent a message. 524 00:33:08,690 --> 00:33:11,770 I mean, a kidnapping in broad daylight. 525 00:33:11,850 --> 00:33:13,770 Call it what it was: an extraordinary rendition. 526 00:33:15,170 --> 00:33:17,130 Now, have we heard from our new associate? 527 00:33:17,210 --> 00:33:19,290 He's on his way. 528 00:33:19,370 --> 00:33:22,450 He's on his way. I think you're going to like this. 529 00:33:23,410 --> 00:33:24,770 I really do. 530 00:33:24,850 --> 00:33:26,850 And I bet you didn't see this one coming. 531 00:33:30,970 --> 00:33:34,090 ... and the murderer of a fellow demon, 532 00:33:34,170 --> 00:33:37,490 a crime I saw with my own eyes. 533 00:33:37,570 --> 00:33:40,370 Creatures of Hell, 534 00:33:40,450 --> 00:33:44,010 you have heard the evidence against the demon 535 00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:45,330 known as Crowley. 536 00:33:45,410 --> 00:33:47,210 What is your verdict? 537 00:33:47,290 --> 00:33:51,370 Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! 538 00:33:51,450 --> 00:33:52,906 Do you have anything to say 539 00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:55,810 before we take our vengeance on you? 540 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,490 What's it to be? 541 00:34:01,570 --> 00:34:03,370 An eternity in the deepest pit? 542 00:34:03,450 --> 00:34:06,130 No, we're going to do something even worse. 543 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:09,570 Letting the punishment fit the crime. 544 00:34:25,490 --> 00:34:27,330 The Archangel Michael? 545 00:34:27,410 --> 00:34:29,170 That's unlikely. 546 00:34:29,250 --> 00:34:32,210 Cooperation with our old enemies. 547 00:34:32,290 --> 00:34:34,290 Well, wank-wings, you brought the stuff? 548 00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:36,290 I did. 549 00:34:36,370 --> 00:34:37,890 I'll be back to collect it. 550 00:34:37,970 --> 00:34:40,730 No, I think perhaps you ought to do the honours. It's... 551 00:34:40,810 --> 00:34:44,290 I've seen what that stuff can do. 552 00:34:54,490 --> 00:34:57,370 You don't get this view down in the basement. 553 00:35:26,650 --> 00:35:27,730 That's holy water. 554 00:35:27,810 --> 00:35:30,130 The holiest, yes. 555 00:35:30,210 --> 00:35:31,750 Uh, it's not that we don't trust you, Michael, 556 00:35:31,751 --> 00:35:34,170 but obviously we don't trust you. 557 00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:36,810 - Hastur, test it. - Hmm. 558 00:35:45,690 --> 00:35:48,770 What the hell do you think you're doing? 559 00:35:48,850 --> 00:35:50,210 Oh, ow! 560 00:35:50,290 --> 00:35:53,730 Ahh! 561 00:35:53,810 --> 00:35:56,450 No. No, no, no. What have I done? 562 00:35:56,490 --> 00:35:59,210 - No, no! Please! - Wrong place. Wrong time. 563 00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:01,210 Please! Please! No! 564 00:36:07,490 --> 00:36:08,850 Demon Crowley, 565 00:36:08,930 --> 00:36:13,890 I sentence you to extinction by holy water. 566 00:36:13,970 --> 00:36:15,770 Have you anything to say? 567 00:36:17,330 --> 00:36:19,250 Well, yes. 568 00:36:19,330 --> 00:36:21,930 Um... 569 00:36:22,010 --> 00:36:23,970 this is a new jacket, and I'd hate to ruin it. 570 00:36:24,010 --> 00:36:26,250 Do you mind if I take it off? 571 00:36:33,890 --> 00:36:36,490 Just leave the plate outside the door. 572 00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:43,810 Hello, Mr S. 573 00:36:46,210 --> 00:36:47,490 Yes, Jezebel? 574 00:36:47,610 --> 00:36:50,490 I was just thinking... 575 00:36:50,530 --> 00:36:53,770 after all we've been through the past couple of days, 576 00:36:53,850 --> 00:36:55,290 it seems a bit silly for me 577 00:36:55,370 --> 00:36:56,930 to leave the plate outside the door, 578 00:36:57,010 --> 00:37:01,170 so I've laid a place for you at the table. 579 00:37:05,650 --> 00:37:08,130 In your den of iniquity? 580 00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:11,050 Mm-hmm. 581 00:37:11,810 --> 00:37:13,690 Oh. 582 00:37:57,410 --> 00:37:58,610 Oh. Oh. 583 00:38:05,730 --> 00:38:08,010 Mr Pull-zifer? 584 00:38:08,130 --> 00:38:11,010 - Pulsifer. - Pulsifer? 585 00:38:11,130 --> 00:38:14,550 Well, I... I have the peculiar honour of bringing you 586 00:38:14,551 --> 00:38:16,370 and Mrs Pulsifer a small bequest. 587 00:38:16,450 --> 00:38:18,130 There isn't a Mrs Pulsifer. 588 00:38:18,210 --> 00:38:21,490 Well, other than my mum, but she's in Dorking. 589 00:38:21,530 --> 00:38:23,930 How odd. The letter is quite specific. 590 00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,490 - Can I come in? - Uh... 591 00:38:26,530 --> 00:38:27,810 Coffee? 592 00:38:27,890 --> 00:38:29,490 Oh, I mustn't. 593 00:38:29,610 --> 00:38:31,850 To be honest, we're all very interested in this. 594 00:38:31,930 --> 00:38:33,850 Mr Bychance nearly came down himself, 595 00:38:33,930 --> 00:38:37,050 but he doesn't travel well these days. 596 00:38:37,170 --> 00:38:39,290 I have no idea what you're talking about. 597 00:38:39,370 --> 00:38:40,730 The bequest. 598 00:38:40,810 --> 00:38:43,610 It's what's in the box with the letter. 599 00:38:43,690 --> 00:38:46,130 My firm has had it for over 300 years. 600 00:38:49,050 --> 00:38:50,290 Master Robey? 601 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:52,770 This is for you, from my mother. 602 00:38:52,850 --> 00:38:57,010 And this with it for safekeeping. 603 00:38:57,050 --> 00:39:00,210 The letter contained his instructions, a gold coin, 604 00:39:00,290 --> 00:39:03,330 and five interesting facts about the next 10 years, 605 00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:05,850 which would ensure that he was able to pursue 606 00:39:05,930 --> 00:39:08,330 a very successful legal career. 607 00:39:08,410 --> 00:39:10,770 All he had to do in return was see that the box 608 00:39:10,850 --> 00:39:13,610 was carefully looked after for several centuries, 609 00:39:13,690 --> 00:39:16,490 and then be delivered on this particular Sunday morning. 610 00:39:16,610 --> 00:39:19,690 And well... here it is. 611 00:39:24,450 --> 00:39:26,250 It's from Agnes. 612 00:39:26,330 --> 00:39:29,130 - Are you sure? - I recognise the style. 613 00:39:29,210 --> 00:39:32,290 - I'm Anathema. - Baddicombe. 614 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,490 Well, should we see what's inside? 615 00:39:34,610 --> 00:39:37,010 We've been having bets in the office. 616 00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:41,890 Would you like to open it? 617 00:39:41,970 --> 00:39:45,930 Oh, I say, that would be something to tell the grandchildren. 618 00:39:53,930 --> 00:39:55,250 That's odd. 619 00:39:55,330 --> 00:39:57,490 That's my name, I... 620 00:40:11,650 --> 00:40:13,490 Excuse me, I... 621 00:40:20,490 --> 00:40:21,930 "Here is a florin, lawyer. 622 00:40:22,010 --> 00:40:25,290 Now run fast, lest the world find out the truth 623 00:40:25,370 --> 00:40:26,690 about you and Mistress Spiddon 624 00:40:26,770 --> 00:40:28,370 of the council town planning department." 625 00:40:44,010 --> 00:40:48,290 "Further Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, 626 00:40:48,370 --> 00:40:51,730 Concerning the World That Is to Come. 627 00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:58,850 Ye Saga Continues." 628 00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:00,837 _ 629 00:41:00,850 --> 00:41:04,890 You know, I've got a tidy amount put away. 630 00:41:04,970 --> 00:41:09,530 Sometimes I think it would be nice to move out of London. 631 00:41:10,530 --> 00:41:13,010 Get a little bungalow. 632 00:41:15,050 --> 00:41:18,450 And they say two can live as cheaply as one. 633 00:41:20,730 --> 00:41:23,330 And it would be nice to have a man around. 634 00:41:26,190 --> 00:41:27,200 Uh, well, 635 00:41:27,201 --> 00:41:30,930 I don't think Private Pulsifer is ever coming back. 636 00:41:32,690 --> 00:41:34,410 I'm the only Witchfinder left. 637 00:41:34,490 --> 00:41:38,050 And you found me. 638 00:41:38,170 --> 00:41:42,970 I'm not much of a witch, but... I'll have to do. 639 00:41:46,690 --> 00:41:48,890 Now what? 640 00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:53,730 I... 641 00:41:53,810 --> 00:41:57,130 I suppose now, I, uh... 642 00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:58,530 I pop the question? 643 00:42:00,690 --> 00:42:03,290 Yeah. Go on, then. 644 00:42:05,210 --> 00:42:06,850 Aye. 645 00:42:09,210 --> 00:42:11,770 How many nipples have you got, Jezebel? 646 00:42:14,810 --> 00:42:17,730 Retired Jezebel, Mr S. 647 00:42:19,650 --> 00:42:22,210 Just the two. 648 00:42:22,970 --> 00:42:24,690 Well... 649 00:42:25,850 --> 00:42:27,450 that's alright then. 650 00:42:34,650 --> 00:42:38,930 So, with one act of treason, 651 00:42:39,010 --> 00:42:40,970 you averted the war. 652 00:42:41,010 --> 00:42:42,650 Well, I think the greater good... 653 00:42:42,730 --> 00:42:44,506 Don't talk to me about the greater good, sunshine. 654 00:42:44,530 --> 00:42:46,210 I'm the Archangel fucking Gabriel. 655 00:42:47,930 --> 00:42:50,226 The greater good was we were finally going to settle things 656 00:42:50,250 --> 00:42:52,490 with the opposition once and for all. 657 00:42:58,890 --> 00:43:00,490 Up. 658 00:43:08,690 --> 00:43:11,850 I don't suppose I can persuade you to reconsider? 659 00:43:13,890 --> 00:43:15,890 We're meant to be the good guys, for Heaven's sake. 660 00:43:15,970 --> 00:43:18,490 Well, for Heaven's sake, 661 00:43:18,530 --> 00:43:20,770 we are meant to make examples out of traitors. 662 00:43:20,850 --> 00:43:24,530 So... into the flame. 663 00:43:36,010 --> 00:43:38,450 Right. 664 00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:41,450 Well... lovely knowing you all. 665 00:43:43,130 --> 00:43:45,130 May we meet on a better occasion. 666 00:43:45,210 --> 00:43:48,410 Shut your stupid mouth and die already. 667 00:44:08,770 --> 00:44:12,370 I don't suppose that anywhere in the nine circles of Hell 668 00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:15,330 there's such a thing as a rubber duck? 669 00:44:15,410 --> 00:44:16,770 No? 670 00:44:17,930 --> 00:44:20,410 Ahh... 671 00:44:21,850 --> 00:44:22,850 Mmm. 672 00:44:31,210 --> 00:44:32,850 It may be worse than we thought. 673 00:44:35,410 --> 00:44:37,730 He's gone native. 674 00:44:37,810 --> 00:44:40,570 He isn't one of us anymore. 675 00:44:41,650 --> 00:44:44,490 What is he? 676 00:44:44,570 --> 00:44:48,650 So, you're probably thinking, "If he can do this, 677 00:44:48,730 --> 00:44:51,450 I wonder what else he can do?" 678 00:44:51,530 --> 00:44:53,330 And very, very soon, 679 00:44:53,410 --> 00:44:55,770 you're all going to get the chance to find out. 680 00:44:55,850 --> 00:44:58,290 He's bluffing. We can take him. 681 00:44:58,370 --> 00:45:00,490 One demon against the rest of Hell? 682 00:45:00,570 --> 00:45:02,290 - What's he going to do? - Shut it! 683 00:45:02,370 --> 00:45:04,850 Get him out of here, this'll cause a riot. 684 00:45:04,930 --> 00:45:06,890 What are you all looking at? Nothing to see. 685 00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:10,450 Nothing to see here. 686 00:45:13,450 --> 00:45:15,170 I came to bring back the... 687 00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:16,810 Oh, Lord. 688 00:45:16,890 --> 00:45:18,530 Michael! Dude. 689 00:45:18,610 --> 00:45:20,970 Do us a quick miracle, will you? I need a bath towel. 690 00:45:26,170 --> 00:45:29,330 I think it would be better for everyone 691 00:45:29,410 --> 00:45:31,970 if I were to be left alone in the future. 692 00:45:32,050 --> 00:45:33,490 Don't you? 693 00:45:43,130 --> 00:45:44,570 Right. 694 00:45:48,450 --> 00:45:50,850 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure. 695 00:45:50,930 --> 00:45:55,090 I know what I'm doing. I just... I just don't like it. 696 00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:57,930 Technological marvels can be revealed. 697 00:45:58,010 --> 00:46:01,530 And you'd probably just break them. 698 00:46:04,370 --> 00:46:05,970 Think of it this way. 699 00:46:06,050 --> 00:46:08,450 Do you want to be a descendant all your life? 700 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,015 _ 701 00:46:19,016 --> 00:46:22,639 _ 702 00:46:27,970 --> 00:46:30,650 Psst! 703 00:46:30,730 --> 00:46:32,075 Your mum said we couldn't talk to you, 704 00:46:32,076 --> 00:46:33,186 so we came round the back. 705 00:46:33,210 --> 00:46:34,690 Adam, what happened last night? 706 00:46:34,770 --> 00:46:36,690 Just stuff. It doesn't matter. 707 00:46:36,770 --> 00:46:39,130 All I try and do is help, and now I'm stuck in the garden. 708 00:46:39,210 --> 00:46:40,970 How long until they let you out? 709 00:46:41,050 --> 00:46:45,810 Years. Years and years, I expect. 710 00:46:45,890 --> 00:46:47,746 - What about tomorrow? - Tomorrow will be alright. 711 00:46:47,770 --> 00:46:49,946 They'll have forgotten about it by then. They always do. 712 00:46:49,970 --> 00:46:51,490 There's a circus in Norton. 713 00:46:51,570 --> 00:46:52,866 We're going to watch them set up. 714 00:46:52,890 --> 00:46:55,850 You should go. I'll be fine. 715 00:47:22,650 --> 00:47:24,610 Dog, get away from that hedge, 716 00:47:24,690 --> 00:47:26,330 because if you went through 717 00:47:26,410 --> 00:47:27,930 I'd have to chase you to catch you, 718 00:47:28,010 --> 00:47:29,770 and I'd have to leave the garden. 719 00:47:29,850 --> 00:47:31,810 And I'm not allowed to do that. 720 00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:34,930 But I'd have to if you went and ran away. 721 00:47:38,530 --> 00:47:39,930 Dog, you bad dog. 722 00:47:40,010 --> 00:47:41,890 Stop. Come back here. 723 00:47:48,770 --> 00:47:51,530 Something told him that something was coming to an end. 724 00:47:51,610 --> 00:47:56,450 Not the world exactly, just the summer. 725 00:47:56,530 --> 00:48:01,570 There would be other summers, but there would never be one like this. 726 00:48:01,650 --> 00:48:03,970 Not ever again. 727 00:48:16,330 --> 00:48:19,610 Adam Young, get away from my apples! 728 00:48:21,090 --> 00:48:24,930 Oi, you boy! I'll tell your father! 729 00:48:25,010 --> 00:48:27,090 He couldn't see why people made such a fuss 730 00:48:27,170 --> 00:48:29,330 about people eating their apples. 731 00:48:29,410 --> 00:48:32,410 But life would be a lot less fun if they didn't. 732 00:48:32,490 --> 00:48:34,890 And there never was an apple, in Adam's opinion, 733 00:48:34,970 --> 00:48:37,890 that wasn't worth the trouble you got into for eating it. 734 00:48:44,370 --> 00:48:46,850 Do you think they'll leave us alone now? 735 00:48:48,330 --> 00:48:52,010 At a guess, they'll pretend it never happened. 736 00:48:52,090 --> 00:48:53,690 Hmm. 737 00:48:53,770 --> 00:48:56,410 Right. Anyone looking? 738 00:49:02,210 --> 00:49:03,970 Nobody. 739 00:49:04,050 --> 00:49:06,490 Right. Swap back, then. 740 00:49:06,570 --> 00:49:08,450 It was just like Agnes had told them. 741 00:49:08,530 --> 00:49:10,050 They were playing with fire 742 00:49:10,130 --> 00:49:12,690 and would need to choose their faces wisely. 743 00:49:12,770 --> 00:49:15,210 And so they had. 744 00:49:15,290 --> 00:49:17,010 Ah. 745 00:49:19,610 --> 00:49:22,250 A tartan collar. Really? 746 00:49:22,330 --> 00:49:23,890 Tartan is stylish. 747 00:49:26,730 --> 00:49:30,290 So, Agnes Nutter's last prophecy 748 00:49:30,370 --> 00:49:32,530 was on the money. 749 00:49:32,610 --> 00:49:34,890 I asked them for a rubber duck 750 00:49:34,970 --> 00:49:37,730 and made the Archangel Michael miracle me a towel. 751 00:49:42,770 --> 00:49:46,010 They'll leave us alone... for a bit. 752 00:49:49,010 --> 00:49:51,650 If you ask me, both sides are going to use this 753 00:49:51,730 --> 00:49:55,570 as breathing space before the big one. 754 00:49:55,650 --> 00:49:57,450 I thought that was the big one. 755 00:49:57,530 --> 00:50:00,290 No. For my money, the really big one 756 00:50:00,370 --> 00:50:03,730 is all of us against all of them. 757 00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:05,570 What? 758 00:50:05,650 --> 00:50:09,210 Heaven and Hell against... humanity? 759 00:50:10,850 --> 00:50:14,170 Right. Time to leave the garden. 760 00:50:14,250 --> 00:50:18,490 Let me tempt you to a spot of lunch? 761 00:50:18,570 --> 00:50:19,810 Temptation accomplished. 762 00:50:21,250 --> 00:50:24,290 Hmm... What about the Ritz? 763 00:50:24,370 --> 00:50:28,370 I believe a table for two has just miraculously come free. 764 00:50:28,450 --> 00:50:30,010 Ahh... 765 00:50:56,770 --> 00:50:59,770 I like to think none of this would have worked out 766 00:50:59,850 --> 00:51:06,570 if you weren't, at heart, just a little bit a good person. 767 00:51:06,650 --> 00:51:10,170 And if you weren't, deep down, 768 00:51:10,250 --> 00:51:13,450 just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing. 769 00:51:17,650 --> 00:51:19,370 Cheers. 770 00:51:21,410 --> 00:51:23,130 To the world. 771 00:51:24,330 --> 00:51:26,330 To the world. 772 00:51:28,050 --> 00:51:29,890 Perhaps the recent exertions 773 00:51:29,970 --> 00:51:32,010 had had some fallout in the nature of reality, 774 00:51:32,090 --> 00:51:35,450 because while they were eating, for the first time ever, 775 00:51:35,530 --> 00:51:40,090 a nightingale actually did sing in Berkeley Square. 776 00:51:40,170 --> 00:51:42,330 Nobody heard it over the noise of the traffic, 777 00:51:42,410 --> 00:51:44,970 but it was there right enough. 778 00:51:45,050 --> 00:51:48,770 # That certain night # 779 00:51:48,850 --> 00:51:51,810 # The night we met # 780 00:51:51,890 --> 00:51:58,490 # There was magic abroad # # In the air # 781 00:51:58,570 --> 00:52:01,210 # There were angels # 782 00:52:01,290 --> 00:52:05,650 # Dining at the Ritz # 783 00:52:05,730 --> 00:52:10,490 # And a nightingale sang # 784 00:52:10,570 --> 00:52:15,330 # In Berkeley Square # 785 00:52:20,010 --> 00:52:23,250 # I may be right # 786 00:52:23,330 --> 00:52:26,770 # I may be wrong # 787 00:52:26,850 --> 00:52:30,130 # But I'm perfectly willing # 788 00:52:30,210 --> 00:52:33,290 # To swear # 789 00:52:33,370 --> 00:52:36,930 # That when you turned # 790 00:52:37,010 --> 00:52:40,890 # And smiled at me # 791 00:52:40,970 --> 00:52:45,250 # A nightingale sang # 792 00:52:45,330 --> 00:52:50,970 # In Berkeley Square # 793 00:53:23,410 --> 00:53:26,170 # The streets of town # 794 00:53:26,250 --> 00:53:29,650 # Were paved with stars # 795 00:53:29,730 --> 00:53:35,490 # It was such # # A romantic affair # 796 00:53:36,610 --> 00:53:40,210 # And as we kissed # 797 00:53:40,290 --> 00:53:43,570 # And said good night # 798 00:53:43,650 --> 00:53:47,930 # A nightingale sang # 799 00:53:48,010 --> 00:53:53,170 # In Berkeley Square # 800 00:53:55,290 --> 00:54:02,170 # I know 'cause I was there # 801 00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:04,330 # That night # 802 00:54:04,410 --> 00:54:11,410 # In Berkeley Square # 803 00:54:11,411 --> 00:54:16,411 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -