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? Twinkle, twinkle, little star ?

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? How I wonder what you are ?

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? Something, something, up so high ?

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- # Kicking, screaming, burned alive... #
- Goddamn it, Cheryl,

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are you gonna shoot
this goddamn thing or what?

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Well, it's hard for me
to make a decision

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without knowing what this
"or what" option is. Duh.

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For God's sakes, Lana,
do you literally want to become lunch?

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The gas pedal
is the one on the right.

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I'm trying.
I can't get any power.

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Why are these
guns so freaking loud?

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My earballs are on fire!

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- Shoot him in the dick!
- Space snails don't have dicks.

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Technically, they have both male
and female reproductive organs,

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so they can inseminate
and be inseminated.

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Cyril's definitely been
to those kind of parties.

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- Space burn.
- Would you idiots

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mind focusing on the
problem at hand, please?

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Krieger, why can't I get
any power from the boosters?

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What the hell is going on
with the power supply?

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Goddamn it! Something must be
depleting power from the ship.

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Did someone leave the fan on
in the bathroom again?

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- Not me.
- And why not?

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What is with all the banging
and the shouting?

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Are we hosting a quinceañera?

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Oh, shiiit!

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Nooo!

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I left my purse in there!

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- That was awesome.
- Awesome?

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We're stuck inside a space nautilus

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somewhere between his colon
and his cloaca.

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- What's a cloaca?
- It's an organ that's used

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for excretion and also intercourse.

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- Smart.
- Pam, shut up.

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You know, for the person
who got us into this mess,

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you certainly are yelling
at people a lot.

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- You got us into this mess.
- Hey, let's not point fingers.

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Especially yours, Lana.
Those things are like cricket bats.

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You're the one
who wouldn't listen to me

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and set our course for a galaxy

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to which we've never been
before, and, as we can now see,

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is a ship-eating cosmo crustacean.

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Well, you were the one
making the flight super boring,

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so I started punching colored
buttons on the navigation panel,

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building to a loud,
yelly, final last point!

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Can we please figure out
how the hell

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we're getting out of here?

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- Yeah!
- We are totally boned.

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Would everyone relax.
We'll just fire up the old plasma torch,

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cut an ulcer in this thing,
and zorp our way out of here.

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Okay.
Don't waste any more power.

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- It'll work.
- No, it will not.

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- Well, not with that attitude.
- That wasn't me, idiot.

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- I tried that, too, when I got here.
- Wha...

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Can't you go anywhere these days

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without being accosted by the homeless?

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Um, so I guess I'll
just wait out here, then,

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like some space-flunky.

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This is so stupid.
"Lead us into battle, Cheryl."

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"Rescue the ship from
certain doom, Carol."

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Who am I, Artemisia I of Caria?

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You know what I mean.

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Oh, God!

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- Is it... a human?
- Of sorts.

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Smells like a diaper's coffin in here.

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This is why you don't invite them in.

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- She's a vampire?
- Everyone shut up.

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Who are you
and what are you doing here?

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My name is Glenda Price, captain
of the starship Tristan of Coralia.

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I also commanded
the CoreStart mission.

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Wrote a book about it.
"Space Me, Space You."

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About all the good we did

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and the lives we saved
throughout the universe?

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The cover art is my
Intergalactic Peace Prize medal?

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- Oh, yeah. Yeah, I remember that.
- I love Space Me, Space You.

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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, space.

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Anyway, the Tristan was on
an intergalactic

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humanitarian mission
when we ran into the Zarglorp.

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- What's the Zarglorp?
- Seriously?

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- Come on!
- Even I know that was stupid.

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The creature that ate us, dummy.

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- Jesus, all right, sorry.
- We were delivering

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medical supplies to poor
children and burn victims

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when an asteroid storm
forced us off course

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into the Targluk Galaxy.

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- Is that how you all ended up there?
- Uh... uh, y-yup.

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Asteroid storm.
Size of eggs.

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Ah, yes. We got dragged in
and swallowed whole.

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The Tristan is still wedged
nearby in the digestive canal.

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- And your crew?
- Oh, we made do at first.

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We played softball,
taught ourselves piano.

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But then the rations ran out
and, one by one,

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they killed themselves.

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- Wow.
- Cheesy Petes.

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Captain, I am so sorry to hear that.

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Me too. We lived in
our own little utopia.

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They were my best friends.

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Best friends?
But they work for you.

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Anyhow, then, as they died,
we'd eat them.

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Smart.

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Unfortunately,
there's no way out of here.

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We'll slowly be digested over
the next hundred years or so.

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A hundred years?
That's, like, forever!

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- Nobody lives that long, idiot.
- You definitely won't

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if you don't keep your mouth shut.

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All right, calm down. We aren't
spending the rest of our lives

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in some space prawn's shit
factory. Krieger, figure out

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why there's no power
to the boosters and fix it.

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- Yep, yep, yep.
- Ray, fix anything damaged in the crash.

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Pam, Lana, and I will go back
to the Tristan

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and collect anything that might
help us get out of here.

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Cyril, I guess
just keep being useless.

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- Captain?
- What do you need?

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I want to help you all get to safety,

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like when I rescued
the Vantaurians

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from that ELE on Vantaur Five,

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then used all my money to get
them all universal health care.

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That's insurance that is accepted
throughout the universe.

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Wow, what a goddamn saint you are.

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Do you have any blast charges
on your ship?

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- Yes, but do not use them, because...
- Great. Okay, Pam, this is crucial.

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Once we're out there,
look for anything we can use

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to make me a drink.

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We're in the middle
of a space creature's stomach.

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There's always something
that can be a mixer, Lana.

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I made a drink once
out of Barbicide and hair gel.

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It's called a Moscow Mousse.

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Well, it seems like you all have
this situation under control.

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Under control?
We're currently food.

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Well, you know me.
Always "glass half full."

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? Ta-ta. ?

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Okay, pro:
all my stuff is on board,

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including that kick-ass purse

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that has metal studs on the bottom

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so it doesn't touch
gross restaurant floors.

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Con.
I'm gonna have to keep doing

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stupid fighter pilot missions, and
they're so boring 'cause I'm so good.

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Pro: I'm here.

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Is that you, voice in my head?

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You sound so much older.
And drunker.

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Look at the screen,
you glue-eating pinhead.

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Oh! I've seen this show!
With the mean lady!

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- Um... Matlock!
- Listen to me.

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We have to fly down
into that monster this instant.

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For my purse?
I know, right?

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It matches literally everything.

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No, you clod.
To pick up Sterling,

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then get the hell out of here.

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Mm, no, thanks.

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What do you mean,
"No, thanks"?

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I'm probably just better off
leaving and starting a new life.

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Hey, you want to come?

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- Gals' trip!
- Absolutely not!

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Now listen to me. We are
flying back down there and...

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You're not my space supervisor!

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All right,
Cyril, while we're gone,

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keep Captain Price company.

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She's been through a lot.

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Maybe you'll learn
a thing or two from her.

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Oh, from the woman
who got her ship eaten

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and her whole crew killed?

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That's still more than you've
ever accomplished, Cyril.

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Keep her company.

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Cyril, right?
Come over here.

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Sit down.
Let's have a chat, just you and I.

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Would you like to hear the story
of how I saved

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the Drang population after the
Great Flood of the Mupak Valley?

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You know what?
Yes, I would.

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Screw it, if we're dying in here,

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I'm gonna go ahead
and finish that cake.

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I mean, I don't even care.

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- Krieger?
- Still looking

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for the source of the power loss.

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Seems like it's been
getting sucked all night.

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Space phrasing.
All right, find it and fix it.

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Once this thing pukes us out,

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we're gonna need those boosters
to get out of this galaxy.

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Don't worry, my child.
Daddy's here.

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More... power.

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What was that bullshit
back there with Cyril?

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"Keep Captain Price company"?

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Since when do you care
about other people's feelings?

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Well, unlike you, Lana,
I have empathy.

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- Oh, wait. Uh, sympathy?
- I think it's "symphony."

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I can put myself
in Price's shoes, okay?

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I know I'm gonna be the last
survivor, resorting to cannibalism.

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Stuck here to die alone,
literally eating dicks.

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- Oh, come on.
- Or, you know, whatever Pam has.

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I hesitate
to call that thing a dick.

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It's more like a garbage claw.

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Oh, pfft. Give me a break.
You don't want to die alone?

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You were always gonna die alone.

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- What's that supposed to mean?
- Archer, be honest.

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You're not close to anyone
because you don't care.

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You don't even bother
to listen to people,

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- especially me.
- That's not true, Lana.

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I just listened
to that entire sentence,

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- and it was excruciating.
- Up top.

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Holy shitsnacks.

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00:10:11,687 --> 00:10:13,523
These must be
the suicidal crew members

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Price was talking about.

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00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:17,660
Uh, you ever hear about
someone committing suicide

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by bludgeoning themselves
in the back of the head?

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00:10:20,336 --> 00:10:22,132
Hey, the blast charges!

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00:10:22,165 --> 00:10:25,969
Weren't you listening when Price
said not to set those charges off?

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00:10:26,002 --> 00:10:29,138
- I actually wasn't. What did she say?
- Not to.

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Don't make things worse
than they already are.

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Worse?
We're in a monster's colon.

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We'll be safe here
behind this big fleshy...

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- What is this, a tumor?
- Aw, poor guy.

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Okay, now get back to the ship.

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00:10:48,892 --> 00:10:50,626
Hey, what's that?

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Ugh. Some sort of parasites that
live in this thing's digestive system.

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Yeah, I get those sometimes

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if I've been
nosing through the trash.

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Ugh. Remember me saying

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something about
not wanting things to get worse?

219
00:11:04,507 --> 00:11:07,243
I actually was listening then.

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Will you shut up
and help me think of a plan?

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She said, while both talking

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- and not coming up with a plan.
- Archer...

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00:11:14,147 --> 00:11:15,718
Wait.
I just came up with a plan.

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It's kind of complex.

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Run!

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I sliced the Florglap
right in his face

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and I never looked back.

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And because of my heroism,
they made a holiday in my honor.

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00:11:31,767 --> 00:11:34,270
I mean, not a bank holiday,
but still.

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Wow, what a rewarding life.

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- So, tell me about your life, Cyril.
- Oh, me?

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I've had a rough go of it.
You don't want to hear it.

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Son, nothing matters to me more.

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A captain cares about her crew
more than herself.

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That's the captain's code.

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00:11:48,418 --> 00:11:51,955
Well, okay,
if it's the captain's code.

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Uh, I guess it all started
when I was about five...

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00:11:55,058 --> 00:11:59,729
I never wanted to be a fighter pilot.
I wanted to work in fashion.

239
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,396
Wouldn't that be a sight to see?

240
00:12:01,397 --> 00:12:03,566
Totally. You see these outfits
we're wearing, right?

241
00:12:03,599 --> 00:12:05,100
Who came up with this?

242
00:12:05,101 --> 00:12:07,303
Does anybody's ass look good
in a flight suit?

243
00:12:07,403 --> 00:12:08,938
- No!
- Well, you know,

244
00:12:08,939 --> 00:12:11,774
I have some friends
in the design world.

245
00:12:11,807 --> 00:12:15,578
Hey!
I just had a great idea.

246
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:19,215
- You know what we should do?
- Yes! We should rob them!

247
00:12:19,249 --> 00:12:21,084
No! We should fly down

248
00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:23,386
into that monster
to get Sterling, then...

249
00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:26,156
I love it! You and me
can be space pirates!

250
00:12:26,256 --> 00:12:28,992
With my fighter pilot skills
and your "zerp-zerp" thing,

251
00:12:29,092 --> 00:12:31,394
we could run this galaxy!

252
00:12:31,427 --> 00:12:34,430
Ooh, let's plan
our pirate outfits!

253
00:12:34,464 --> 00:12:36,232
And it turns out

254
00:12:36,266 --> 00:12:38,334
everyone did know
it was my birthday

255
00:12:38,434 --> 00:12:41,171
and they skipped it
just to hurt my feelings.

256
00:12:41,271 --> 00:12:44,640
To this day, I've never got
to play spin the bottle!

257
00:12:44,674 --> 00:12:48,611
Wow.
Life, she is a bitch.

258
00:12:48,644 --> 00:12:50,145
But you know what people say?

259
00:12:50,146 --> 00:12:53,816
- When things seem darkest...
- What, Captain?

260
00:12:53,849 --> 00:12:56,276
Kill yourself.

261
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:01,991
Oh, my dear boy,
look at you.

262
00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:04,694
You're an exact replica of me.

263
00:13:04,794 --> 00:13:07,163
Though that hairline
could use a little work.

264
00:13:07,197 --> 00:13:10,300
M-more power!

265
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:14,037
- Shh, okay, okay.
- More, more, more...

266
00:13:23,813 --> 00:13:25,347
Oh, no, I've killed him!

267
00:13:25,348 --> 00:13:29,852
Oh, God, no!
Son, I didn't mean to kill you.

268
00:13:29,885 --> 00:13:32,622
M-Murder!

269
00:13:32,655 --> 00:13:34,991
- Murderer!
- No, no, shh!

270
00:13:35,025 --> 00:13:36,559
- Murderer! Murderer!
- No, no, shut up, shut up.

271
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:37,327
No, no, no, you're fine.

272
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,962
- Murderer!
- You're fine. You're alive! Shh, shh, shh!

273
00:13:39,996 --> 00:13:44,867
- You are mur...
- No, no! I am not a murderer,

274
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:47,237
you stupid head!

275
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:53,008
- Figured out the power problem!
- Okay, now,

276
00:13:53,009 --> 00:13:57,547
the rabbit goes around the tree
and back into the hole.

277
00:13:57,580 --> 00:14:00,550
Is the dehydrated milk
up here somew...

278
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,251
The hell are you doing?

279
00:14:02,252 --> 00:14:05,055
- Killing myself.
- Why, other than the obvious?

280
00:14:05,088 --> 00:14:07,890
Well, sometimes killing
ourselves is the most

281
00:14:07,891 --> 00:14:10,693
noble thing we can do
for our fellow survivors.

282
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,695
Have you ever thought about it?

283
00:14:12,728 --> 00:14:14,564
Okay, nope,
get that thing off your neck.

284
00:14:14,597 --> 00:14:18,701
Uh-oh. You know what we have
on our hands here, Cyril?

285
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:21,749
A dirty mutineer.

286
00:14:34,714 --> 00:14:37,249
"And finally, to my crewmates:

287
00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:39,085
I regret leaving this world
so early,

288
00:14:39,118 --> 00:14:42,589
but I shall see you
in the next." Good?

289
00:14:42,622 --> 00:14:46,125
Then maybe something like, um,
"All my love, Cyril.

290
00:14:46,225 --> 00:14:48,227
P.S.: Please eat me."

291
00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:51,130
Hmm. Yeah.

292
00:14:51,230 --> 00:14:53,600
See?
He thinks it's good too.

293
00:14:53,633 --> 00:14:55,902
Now let's find you
a load-bearing pipe.

294
00:15:03,475 --> 00:15:07,246
Hello?
Can anyone hear me?

295
00:15:07,279 --> 00:15:08,647
Over.

296
00:15:08,648 --> 00:15:10,281
Ooh!
What about eye patches?

297
00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:12,952
I mean, we don't actually have
to have our eyes cut out

298
00:15:12,985 --> 00:15:14,954
to wear them...
unless you want to.

299
00:15:14,987 --> 00:15:16,454
Can anyone hear me?

300
00:15:16,455 --> 00:15:19,091
Arr, this is Space
Pirate Cheryl. Go ahead.

301
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,960
There's a psycho loose
on the ship!

302
00:15:20,993 --> 00:15:23,395
She's brainwashing the crew
to kill themselves

303
00:15:23,429 --> 00:15:26,632
- so she can eat us!
- Sterling!

304
00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:29,068
Cheryl, listen to me.
We have to go in there!

305
00:15:29,101 --> 00:15:30,903
Duh, of course
we have to go in there.

306
00:15:30,937 --> 00:15:34,272
There's someone brainwashing
people into killing themselves!

307
00:15:34,273 --> 00:15:35,941
- Hurry up!
- Let's go!

308
00:15:35,942 --> 00:15:37,508
All right, me hearties, open up!

309
00:15:37,509 --> 00:15:39,311
Here be breakfast!

310
00:15:39,345 --> 00:15:43,650
Well, well, well.
Looks like we have

311
00:15:43,683 --> 00:15:46,485
a dirty traitor in our midst.

312
00:15:46,518 --> 00:15:49,138
I think you know
what to do, Cyril.

313
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,495
What the hell is this?

314
00:15:56,528 --> 00:15:59,531
- Cyril's trying to kill me!
- Then I'm gonna kill myself.

315
00:15:59,632 --> 00:16:01,166
Then they want us to eat them.

316
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:04,704
- Smart.
- Cyril, you idiot, Price is space-mad.

317
00:16:04,804 --> 00:16:06,873
She convinced her crew
to kill themselves

318
00:16:06,973 --> 00:16:09,976
- so she could eat them.
- Wh... Wow.

319
00:16:10,009 --> 00:16:12,278
I... never.

320
00:16:12,311 --> 00:16:15,715
I am Glenda Macmillan Price,

321
00:16:15,815 --> 00:16:17,950
intergalactic hero,

322
00:16:17,984 --> 00:16:21,226
and I'll be damned if
you'll accuse me...

323
00:16:23,890 --> 00:16:26,859
Hey, guys?
We're down to auxiliary power.

324
00:16:26,893 --> 00:16:28,861
No way to know
how that happened.

325
00:16:28,895 --> 00:16:31,530
But I do have an idea.
Captain Price, you said

326
00:16:31,563 --> 00:16:33,966
your ship was lodged
in the digestive tract,

327
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,669
- but it's not out of power, correct?
- That's right.

328
00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:39,487
Well, if the fuel rods are
undamaged, conceivably, we could

329
00:16:39,488 --> 00:16:42,272
hook up our generator to the
Tristan, throw the switch,

330
00:16:42,341 --> 00:16:44,376
and it could
generate enough heat

331
00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:46,813
possibly to induce vomiting.

332
00:16:46,846 --> 00:16:48,715
- What the hell is that sound?
- Those are the giant

333
00:16:48,748 --> 00:16:50,582
man-eating parasites
that have been chasing us

334
00:16:50,683 --> 00:16:54,155
since Archer set off the blast charges
Price told us not to!

335
00:16:54,190 --> 00:16:56,756
I think we all learned
a valuable lesson from that

336
00:16:56,856 --> 00:16:59,225
that we wouldn't
have known otherwise, and...

337
00:16:59,258 --> 00:17:00,692
...now we know.

338
00:17:02,361 --> 00:17:05,030
You idiot!
I've been successfully hiding

339
00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:07,382
- from those things for years!
- Hey, how about this?

340
00:17:07,383 --> 00:17:10,101
I say we try Krieger's idea.
Lana, get behind the wheel

341
00:17:10,102 --> 00:17:11,737
and get this sucker ready
to blow out of here.

342
00:17:11,738 --> 00:17:15,540
- Cyril, stop trying to kill yourself.
- Aw, Archer.

343
00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:18,544
Help Krieger ready the boosters,
then kill yourself if you want.

344
00:17:18,577 --> 00:17:20,412
Captain, you're coming with me
and Pam back to your ship

345
00:17:20,446 --> 00:17:22,181
to show us
where the fuel rods are.

346
00:17:22,214 --> 00:17:25,117
Then we hook them up
and get the hell out.

347
00:17:25,217 --> 00:17:29,756
Whoohoo!
Suicide cult, here I come!

348
00:17:32,424 --> 00:17:34,593
Damn it!
How does this beast stay alive

349
00:17:34,626 --> 00:17:37,763
- with all these parasites?
- Yeah. Plus I think we saw a tumor.

350
00:17:37,764 --> 00:17:39,531
He seems so young, too.

351
00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:47,602
Come on! I was about
to do my finishing move.

352
00:17:53,245 --> 00:17:54,947
Hey, wait a minute,

353
00:17:54,981 --> 00:17:57,449
I thought you said the crew
ran out of rations, Price.

354
00:17:57,483 --> 00:18:00,887
Fine! Yes!
I went space-crazy, okay?

355
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:04,223
I killed some of the crew,
some killed each other at my order,

356
00:18:04,256 --> 00:18:07,459
and others killed themselves
to escape my bloodthirsty wrath.

357
00:18:07,493 --> 00:18:09,495
You're like a dog
with a bone about this.

358
00:18:09,595 --> 00:18:12,998
- God!
- All right, here, hook them up.

359
00:18:12,999 --> 00:18:15,434
There's just one problem.

360
00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:17,102
Archer, what the
hell is taking so long?

361
00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:18,636
We have to get moving.

362
00:18:18,637 --> 00:18:20,105
Uh, we've got a little problem.

363
00:18:20,106 --> 00:18:22,973
- What is it?
- When we transfer power between the ships,

364
00:18:22,975 --> 00:18:25,444
the Seamus will immediately
shoot out of this thing...

365
00:18:25,477 --> 00:18:28,029
Hopefully through its mouth
and not its duke chute.

366
00:18:28,064 --> 00:18:30,950
Shut up, Pam.
But in doing so,

367
00:18:30,983 --> 00:18:33,953
whoever powers up the Tristan
will be left behind.

368
00:18:33,986 --> 00:18:36,455
Over?

369
00:18:36,488 --> 00:18:38,757
- Well...
- Wait, what's that?

370
00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:42,128
I-I can barely hear you.

371
00:18:44,363 --> 00:18:47,499
- Price should stay back?
- I didn't hear anything.

372
00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:50,536
Unanimous vote, you say?

373
00:18:50,636 --> 00:18:52,704
Well, looks like
the people have spoken.

374
00:18:52,805 --> 00:18:55,174
So give us, like, to the count
of 60 to get back,

375
00:18:55,207 --> 00:18:58,277
- then juice this baby up.
- The hell I'm staying back!

376
00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:00,379
Glenda Price
didn't eat directly out

377
00:19:00,479 --> 00:19:03,349
of a bridge crewman's
eye socket to die here today.

378
00:19:03,382 --> 00:19:05,818
Price, listen, you're
a self-obsessed megalomaniac

379
00:19:05,852 --> 00:19:08,687
who sacrificed her crew
for her own survival.

380
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,420
You only ever thought of yourself.

381
00:19:10,489 --> 00:19:12,057
- You're a villain.
- Ugh.

382
00:19:12,058 --> 00:19:14,026
But in your final moments,
you can be remembered

383
00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:16,982
for all the good you did
instead of your,

384
00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:20,949
- you know, cannibalism.
- But how would people know

385
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:22,701
what I did to save you all?

386
00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:26,472
Here, I'll record
your heroic farewell.

387
00:19:26,505 --> 00:19:30,342
And I promise,
the entire galaxy will hear it.

388
00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:34,914
Okay. This is Captain
Glenda Price of the Tristan.

389
00:19:35,014 --> 00:19:38,985
Of all the many humanitarian
missions I've been on,

390
00:19:39,018 --> 00:19:41,153
all the lives I've saved,

391
00:19:41,187 --> 00:19:45,324
this last act of bravery
shall be my greatest.

392
00:19:45,357 --> 00:19:48,827
Sure, there will be songs
of my courage

393
00:19:48,861 --> 00:19:52,531
and statues in my honor.

394
00:19:52,564 --> 00:19:56,235
But know that serving
my fellow man...

395
00:19:58,871 --> 00:20:02,574
...it was my privilege.

396
00:20:02,608 --> 00:20:05,011
Get out of here!

397
00:20:05,677 --> 00:20:09,854
- Captain's orders!
- Aye, aye, Captain.

398
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,851
For what it's worth,
I would have liked being

399
00:20:12,885 --> 00:20:15,387
an outlaw space pirate with you!

400
00:20:15,421 --> 00:20:18,389
Even though you're kind of mean
and mostly electromagnets,

401
00:20:18,390 --> 00:20:20,126
you're still my favorite!

402
00:20:20,226 --> 00:20:24,596
I hope this thing chews you
like gum, you crazy bitch.

403
00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:27,233
- All right, Lana, light it up.
- Krieger, are we ready to go?

404
00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:30,769
- Yep, yep, yep.
- Okay. Captain Price, for the final time,

405
00:20:30,802 --> 00:20:34,440
please power up for liftoff,
you brave, brave soul.

406
00:20:34,473 --> 00:20:36,373
Aye, aye.

407
00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:41,380
Jesus Christ,
it's one goddamn button, Price.

408
00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:43,449
How hard is it not to screw up
the last moment of your life?

409
00:20:48,654 --> 00:20:50,789
It's working!

410
00:20:53,092 --> 00:20:55,494
It's working. Hold on.
Here we go.

411
00:21:00,899 --> 00:21:03,635
That's them!
They got out!

412
00:21:03,669 --> 00:21:09,441
- Fly away, you idiot! Fly away!
- Stop yelling at me!

413
00:21:12,178 --> 00:21:16,482
Is it just me, or
is this literally the best tea

414
00:21:16,515 --> 00:21:19,651
- in the entire galaxy?
- That's probably the opium talking.

415
00:21:19,685 --> 00:21:22,488
Chasing that space dragon.
Rawr!

416
00:21:22,651 --> 00:21:26,922
So now not only am I
not a part of a suicide cult.

417
00:21:26,955 --> 00:21:29,700
I'm never gonna get a chance
to be ever again.

418
00:21:29,735 --> 00:21:30,524
There, there, dear.

419
00:21:30,592 --> 00:21:33,495
You're dead to me.
That must count for something.

420
00:21:33,595 --> 00:21:36,047
Aw, thanks.
Hey, I forgot to ask...

421
00:21:36,048 --> 00:21:39,067
- how did you end up getting out of there?
- We were able to generate

422
00:21:39,101 --> 00:21:41,903
enough heat from the fuel rods
that the Zarglorp spit us out.

423
00:21:41,937 --> 00:21:43,939
Oh, of course...
the extra fuel rods

424
00:21:43,972 --> 00:21:45,741
in the downstairs storage room.

425
00:21:45,774 --> 00:21:48,744
I was hoping you'd find those.
Glad they worked out.

426
00:21:48,777 --> 00:21:51,621
Yeah, worked out for everybody.

427
00:21:52,414 --> 00:21:54,416
So you gonna
upload Price's farewell

428
00:21:54,450 --> 00:21:57,685
- so the entire galaxy can hear it?
- Are you kidding me?

429
00:21:57,686 --> 00:21:59,955
- I wasn't recording that.
- Wait, what?

430
00:21:59,988 --> 00:22:01,923
What about your promise?

431
00:22:01,957 --> 00:22:06,362
- Wow, you really are an asshole.
- Oh, I'm the asshole.

432
00:22:06,462 --> 00:22:09,323
Lana, that lady ate people.

433
00:22:10,098 --> 00:22:13,502
Hey, I could
really go for a Moscow Mousse.

434
00:22:13,535 --> 00:22:15,556
You want one?

435
00:22:16,232 --> 00:22:20,731
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