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Previously on iZombie...

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You tell your boss that Freylich
brains equals zombie cures,

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and suddenly, these
poor kids will be hunted.

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This is the hub
of Renegade's operation.

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We have five zombie kids here
who need tutoring.

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Yes, I'm in.

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Graham Moss,
I hear you work for Renegade.

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You work for us now.

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Al Bronson, Bluster Magazine.

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I'm gonna need an extension
on the DeBeers profile.

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I told you. Blaine killed Baracus!

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That means he also stole my cures.

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What do you mean, no brains shipped?

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It's because of the story.

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Ten thousand zombies

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depend on the brains Blaine
delivers into the city.

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Let's just admit it,
we've all got a little monster in us.

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He's a murderer!

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Excuse me, hon.

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Excuse me.

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Sidecar. Give it some extra kick.

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You got proof of ID?

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Funny.

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Sense of humor. Unique fashion sense.

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Owner, or just work here?

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Kind of both.

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- It's complicated.
- You're employed.

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And yet, despite all that,
let me guess... single?

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- How can you tell?
- It's my job.

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I'm a matchmaker. Some of my handiwork.

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So, which way, boys or girls?

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What?

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What... What...

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So, girls. Okay. Yes, I see.

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I think I have the perfect one for you.

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One what?

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The perfect girl for you.

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Excuse me.

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Mr. Eberhard. This is my
son's wedding reception, and...

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Yeah, just a second. Perfect for me?
How do you even know?

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Intuition. Experience.

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It's my job.

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- If you're interested.
- So...

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So, what, I just call you, and...

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- Mr. Eberhard!
- What?

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It's my son's wedding reception,

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and there are people picketing outside.

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The owner's had some bad
press recently, so...

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That Blaine DeBeers
sounds like a monster.

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Is he a monster?

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Am I a monster?

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Maybe I've crossed a few lines...

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Monster!

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But does that make me a monster?

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You killer!

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Here's the situation.

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Shipments of brains
into Seattle have stopped.

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We have supplies for three days.

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I need you to tell me
the details of your operation,

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so we can get the brains moving again.

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You make these charges disappear
and get me out of here,

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I'll have brain operations
back up in a day.

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'Cause I can't take it.

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The break-room TV is just repeating

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the edited-for-television version
of Snakes on a Plane.

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You're toxic.

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If I let you out,
people will riot in the streets.

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Well, I guess we're all
screwed, monkey fighter.

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You see? Samuel L. Jackson
just doesn't work edited for TV.

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Without monsters,
what would people even talk about?

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The case of Carol Barbera,

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the murdered matchmaker
these two are working on?

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Seen it.

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But, if you insist.

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So, did Major fill you in
on the whole Blaine business?

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Good riddance, I say.

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Living the high life off
the cures he stole from us.

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I say, let him rot.

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What? Don't tell me you don't savor
the idea of Blaine DeBeers

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spending some well-earned time
in an unflattering jumpsuit.

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I can deal with Blaine
living the high life,

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as long as he kept the city
from coming apart.

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So, check it out.

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That red button found at the
scene, not hers.

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Not hers? Interesting.

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No, it's not. We all know the drill.

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You eat the brain, find clues...
blah-blah-blah, case closed.

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But this isn't her story.

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It's mine.

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Synced and corrected by hawken45
for www.addic7ed.com

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So, what's it like being
the most hated man in Seattle?

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I don't know.
I haven't talked to A-Rod in a while.

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So, this is all a joke to you?

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Not a very funny one.

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Well, this is a waste of time.

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We'll have a warrant for
his house within 24 hours.

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- Then he'll talk.
- About what?

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My Greene and Greene coffee table?

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Or my Warhol Polaroids?

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How about the mask your journalist
friend took pictures of?

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It's the same one I saw in a vision.

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I know you killed the mayor.

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Aren't you a little...

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fertilized to be having visions?

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Shut up. Don't speak.

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You know the drill,
lawyer's here, you're out.

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Great talk, gang.

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We all learned something.

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Okay. Fun fact.

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No one in the history
of the criminal justice system

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has ever gotten off as a result
of a witticism or zinger.

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Don't speak.

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I've reviewed your case.

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And from a legal angle,

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I've seen worse.

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From a PR angle, I haven't.

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I'm gonna need to do some fancy
filing to see if I can swing bail.

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In the meantime, what do you do?

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- Speak?
- Don't speak.

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I do have to get a message
to an associate, though.

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Oh. Well, let me check.

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I'm pretty sure it's legal.

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No, I meant your retainer.
Did the check clear?

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Yeah, you can tell me.

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"Three hundred and sixty-five
degrees." That's the message?

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You sure he's gonna get it?

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Oh, yeah.

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My guy is as sharp as a tack.

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Look, I don't know what
you're talking about, I just work here.

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You're Blaine's right-hand man.

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I have a hard time believing
you don't know how his system works.

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I just do what he says.
It's brain's Blaines, man.

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Or... You know what I mean.

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Look, I'd love to help, but...

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Okay, look...

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I'm gonna leave this contract for you.
Same deal we had with Blaine.

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It's a good deal.
And a chance to step up, be a hero.

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Well, I'll have to ask Blaine,
because it's Blaine's...

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Brains? Yeah, got it.

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Gentlemen.

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Let's make a deal.

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Stacey Boss.

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Stacey Boss.

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Thought you were dead.

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I was close.

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You have no idea how hot

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a Bangladeshi summer is
in a three-piece suit.

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You've been hiding in Bangladesh?

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"Hiding"?

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Working.

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Bangladesh, Sudan, Ukraine.

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Anywhere there's brains, I've been.
That's how it works.

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I procure, Don E distributes,
Blaine does jack.

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I'd be willing to solve your
little problem, right here and now.

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We cut Blaine out.

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Don E and I handle the brains ourselves.

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Everybody's happy, except Blaine.

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The catch being?

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A slight cost adjustment.
Say, double what you're paying Blaine?

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We don't have the budget.
I can't agree to that.

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I get it. Budgets are stubborn things,
but let me just say this.

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When zombies start tearing
humans limb from limb,

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my price is not likely
to have come down.

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Taken under advisement.

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So, what'd you think?

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I think I wish you'd told me
about all this in advance.

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Sorry, but the pitch demanded
a dramatic entrance.

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Are you in?

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I don't know, cutting Blaine out...

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You do all the work and reap no reward.

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If the roles were reversed,
would Blaine be as loyal to you?

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But I don't know if Major's bluffing.

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I mean, Blaine had a good deal.

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- If they don't have budget...
- You play poker, Don E?

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- Not really.
- We got a winning hand.

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When you've got a winning
hand, you don't fold.

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No! No, we're not gonna take it anymore!

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We're outraged!

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Fun crowd outside.

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Next time, use the back entrance.

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There shouldn't be a next time.

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I'm here on behalf of my
client, Blaine DeBeers.

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Tanner, where have you been?
Where's the booze?

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I can't run a bar with just
vermouth and this melon crap.

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He wouldn't let me take it.

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He says his payment didn't go through.

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What? Why didn't you just
use the business card?

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I tried. None of them worked.

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Get on the phone, call the bank...

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Don't bother. I've seen this before.

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They've frozen Blaine's assets.

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So, let me just give you this.

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"Three hundred and sixty-five degrees."

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What?

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Three hundred and sixty-five degrees.

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I hope it means something to you,

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because he just used up his retainer.

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Oh!

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- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?

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Okay, I got it.

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- Got it?
- Yeah.

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Don E.

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We need to ask you some questions

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about the death of a Mrs.
Carol Barbera.

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Hey, free advice. Don't speak.

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Murdered. The matchmaker,
she was murdered.

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Can you believe it?

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She's trying to make people happy,
ends up thrown off a balcony.

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Did you meet Mrs. Barbera?

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I poured her a drink.

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She told me that she
had my perfect match.

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You're in her brain!

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Please tell me you remember the name.

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When she told me, I dropped the glass.

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Come on, have a vision.

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Nothing?

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Come on!

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Was there anything else
you noticed that night?

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She did have an argument with Candy.

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At one point. She's in the back.

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I'd knock first.

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I understand, General. But...

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the situation here is truly dire.

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I can't state it any more bluntly.

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We'll be out of brains in 48 hours.

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After that, zombies
might turn on the living.

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Some might try to scale the wall.

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I know that you think
this is our problem,

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but it could end up
being all of our problem.

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Thank you, uh, Major.

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We'll discuss it
and get back to you later.

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Or sooner, if you can.

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I don't see why they haven't just
taken care of these things already.

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Maybe 'cause it's not that easy to go
next door and murder your neighbor.

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And we're talking about the lives
of thousands of innocent humans.

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Hostages.

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We do still have brain stockpiled
from before we cut 'em off.

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General Mills, that sounds
surprisingly temperate.

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I believe "nuke 'em all"
was your previous position.

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It's just... I figure, it could
buy us some time.

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I mean, I hear there's
progress on the CDC end.

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All right, so, Glenn is
now willing to buy some time.

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All right, moving on. Next item.

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I have good news and bad news.

257
00:11:37,387 --> 00:11:39,806
Ah, good news.
I could use some good news.

258
00:11:39,890 --> 00:11:41,141
I'll start with the bad news.

259
00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:42,642
Your assets are frozen.

260
00:11:42,726 --> 00:11:44,603
You're unable to pay my fee.

261
00:11:45,312 --> 00:11:46,438
Come on, man.

262
00:11:46,646 --> 00:11:48,356
You know I'm good for it.

263
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,516
I don't.

264
00:11:49,816 --> 00:11:52,277
The good news is,
I have an in with your judge, so,

265
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:54,946
if I play ball and I go the extra mile,

266
00:11:55,071 --> 00:11:56,781
I think I can get you off
this whole thing.

267
00:11:57,365 --> 00:11:59,784
If you're able to pay my retainer.

268
00:12:00,410 --> 00:12:01,536
Okay.

269
00:12:02,329 --> 00:12:03,622
I guess I gotta make some calls.

270
00:12:03,705 --> 00:12:04,706
You made your call.

271
00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:07,167
But I can call whomever you'd like.

272
00:12:09,502 --> 00:12:12,380
Money? What money?
I don't have any money.

273
00:12:12,589 --> 00:12:13,840
Do you know how much I make?

274
00:12:14,174 --> 00:12:15,800
Tell him I do know,

275
00:12:16,092 --> 00:12:18,929
I was obviously talking about
the club account rainy day fund.

276
00:12:19,095 --> 00:12:20,555
He means the rainy day fund.

277
00:12:20,722 --> 00:12:22,265
Yeah, it's on fumes.

278
00:12:22,641 --> 00:12:24,893
All right? We don't have any customers.

279
00:12:26,102 --> 00:12:28,521
Our vendors are demanding cash upfront.

280
00:12:29,189 --> 00:12:33,068
Tell him there's a red bag behind
the panel under the Hefeweizen tap.

281
00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:35,320
There's a bag under the Hefeweizen tap.

282
00:12:35,612 --> 00:12:37,030
Should be 50 grand in there.

283
00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:39,449
My client says there's
50 grand in there.

284
00:12:43,954 --> 00:12:44,788
There's 40 grand.

285
00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:50,377
Don E...

286
00:12:51,711 --> 00:12:53,672
Could you loan me $10,000?

287
00:12:54,130 --> 00:12:55,966
- He wants you to loan him...
- $10,000?

288
00:12:56,091 --> 00:12:58,426
Blaine, man,
I'm not exactly rolling in dough.

289
00:13:00,095 --> 00:13:02,347
Damn it, Don E! Just give me the money.

290
00:13:03,556 --> 00:13:05,100
He just wants you to get him the money.

291
00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:11,356
Okay, fine. I'll get it.

292
00:13:12,649 --> 00:13:14,651
Okay. What the hell is this?

293
00:13:16,987 --> 00:13:17,821
Oh, no.

294
00:13:18,613 --> 00:13:20,115
My beautiful, beautiful home.

295
00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:22,701
So, we'll just be adding
"destroying evidence" to the charges?

296
00:13:22,909 --> 00:13:24,077
And why is that?

297
00:13:24,494 --> 00:13:26,162
I'm the most hated man in Seattle.

298
00:13:27,414 --> 00:13:29,169
Why wouldn't my house get torched?

299
00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:34,767
_

300
00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:38,890
You tweeted "Seattle has two days
until brain supplies run out."

301
00:13:38,974 --> 00:13:40,851
How do you back up your claim?

302
00:13:42,102 --> 00:13:46,356
The blue-collar workers in that plant
are my friends and neighbors.

303
00:13:47,232 --> 00:13:49,776
And they told me, "No more brains."

304
00:13:50,277 --> 00:13:53,530
Officials at the plant
did not respond for comment.

305
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:55,302
Back to you.

306
00:13:56,074 --> 00:13:58,910
So, Commander, the joint chiefs
called while you were out.

307
00:13:59,277 --> 00:14:00,311
Finally.

308
00:14:00,454 --> 00:14:01,997
Alan, let's call back the joint chiefs.

309
00:14:02,122 --> 00:14:04,416
Actually, sir, they, uh, left a message.

310
00:14:04,624 --> 00:14:07,739
Basically, since it's the official
position of the US government that...

311
00:14:08,378 --> 00:14:10,881
Fillmore Graves is a
terrorist operation,

312
00:14:11,131 --> 00:14:12,757
- they do not...
- So, no?

313
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,342
Yes. No.

314
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,054
Many left are wondering if...

315
00:14:18,138 --> 00:14:18,972
Oh, and, uh...

316
00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:22,350
Looks like Blaine DeBeers made bail.

317
00:14:26,771 --> 00:14:30,233
The house's in my ex-stepdad's name,
so no one'll trace you here.

318
00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:32,221
You can hang as long as you want.

319
00:14:33,278 --> 00:14:34,613
Which will be zero minutes.

320
00:14:35,489 --> 00:14:36,740
This makes me miss jail.

321
00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:39,951
Oh, come on, it's not that bad.

322
00:14:40,035 --> 00:14:41,453
It's private.

323
00:14:41,995 --> 00:14:43,997
You got the TV.

324
00:14:44,331 --> 00:14:46,082
The couch.

325
00:14:48,627 --> 00:14:50,378
I spent some pretty
good times down here.

326
00:14:50,462 --> 00:14:51,713
I'm sure you did.

327
00:14:52,547 --> 00:14:53,760
Right where you are now,

328
00:14:54,007 --> 00:14:56,301
me and Pam Hagler watched
the One Tree Hill premiere.

329
00:14:57,844 --> 00:15:00,013
- And I lost my...
- If you continue,

330
00:15:00,305 --> 00:15:02,766
the scream I utter
will shatter the universe.

331
00:15:04,601 --> 00:15:06,520
Okay, fine.
I'm going to The Scratching Post.

332
00:15:12,234 --> 00:15:14,653
I am on a yacht to Ibiza.

333
00:15:16,863 --> 00:15:18,740
Blake Lively is hitching a ride.

334
00:15:20,116 --> 00:15:22,619
We're sharing a nice crisp Grüner.

335
00:15:26,498 --> 00:15:28,250
You must be Don's friend.

336
00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:42,764
All right, so, give her the rundown.

337
00:15:43,098 --> 00:15:44,724
And just keep in mind,
if she doesn't pass,

338
00:15:45,308 --> 00:15:47,018
your boyfriend washes up in the lake.

339
00:15:47,853 --> 00:15:48,979
Okay.

340
00:15:50,063 --> 00:15:53,441
So, they're toughest
with stuff they can double check.

341
00:15:53,608 --> 00:15:54,734
Names. Dates.

342
00:15:55,282 --> 00:15:57,909
Addresses. Stuff like that.

343
00:15:58,053 --> 00:16:00,597
- You'll need to have that down pat.
- It's down.

344
00:16:01,491 --> 00:16:02,784
That it? Just questions?

345
00:16:02,957 --> 00:16:06,162
If you pass the interview,
they'll say you're in,

346
00:16:06,246 --> 00:16:07,539
then do a group toast.

347
00:16:08,123 --> 00:16:11,084
But the shot they give you
is laced with ghost pepper.

348
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,210
You'll need to react
to prove you're human.

349
00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:17,799
That it?

350
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,509
Yeah. That's it.

351
00:16:22,012 --> 00:16:23,972
I appreciate the warning,
Commander Lillywhite,

352
00:16:24,055 --> 00:16:26,349
but I really don't need
protective custody.

353
00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:31,146
Yes, I'm aware what
kind of man Blaine is.

354
00:16:31,354 --> 00:16:33,315
Yeah. I'll be fine, thank you. Bye-bye.

355
00:16:37,235 --> 00:16:38,717
My ears were burning right up.

356
00:16:39,946 --> 00:16:41,990
What do you want?

357
00:16:43,867 --> 00:16:45,118
What do I want?

358
00:16:45,785 --> 00:16:47,787
You always did cut right to the
chase, didn't you?

359
00:16:48,422 --> 00:16:49,481
Okay.

360
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,011
I wanna scare you.

361
00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:55,962
Yeah, I've killed people,
your story was correct.

362
00:16:56,379 --> 00:16:58,088
Hell, I'm probably gonna kill you, too.

363
00:16:58,632 --> 00:16:59,466
Not now...

364
00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:01,051
but soon.

365
00:17:02,052 --> 00:17:03,249
I just wanted you to know,

366
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:07,016
so you could spend whatever
time you do have left

367
00:17:07,307 --> 00:17:10,393
in fear, knowing it's coming.

368
00:17:12,563 --> 00:17:13,981
You really pissed me off.

369
00:17:15,357 --> 00:17:17,192
'Cause I showed people
who you really are.

370
00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:19,383
Yeah, it was gonna happen.

371
00:17:19,822 --> 00:17:21,396
Did you really think this whole

372
00:17:21,464 --> 00:17:23,309
charming-rascal act would work forever?

373
00:17:24,289 --> 00:17:25,223
It worked on you.

374
00:17:25,225 --> 00:17:27,101
It worked on me? No.

375
00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:29,454
I worked on you, dummy.

376
00:17:31,873 --> 00:17:34,292
You sad daddy's boys are all the same.

377
00:17:34,918 --> 00:17:35,877
You're so gullible.

378
00:17:36,252 --> 00:17:37,796
- You don't know me.
- Sure I do.

379
00:17:38,463 --> 00:17:41,216
You're another two-bit homicidal thug

380
00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:42,759
who thinks he's unique

381
00:17:42,842 --> 00:17:45,303
because, deep down,
you're special and you're different,

382
00:17:45,387 --> 00:17:46,972
and you deserve admiration.

383
00:17:47,472 --> 00:17:49,599
Like, from Peyton Charles.

384
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,821
The great love of your life.

385
00:17:52,659 --> 00:17:53,952
You know what she called you?

386
00:17:54,285 --> 00:17:55,626
Her greatest embarrassment.

387
00:17:57,372 --> 00:17:59,499
You are a goon, Blaine. That's all.

388
00:17:59,624 --> 00:18:01,668
Just an average, run-of-the-mill...

389
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,305
I can see the headline now.

390
00:18:14,639 --> 00:18:16,474
"Child-killer shot dead."

391
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:18,852
They would throw me a parade.

392
00:18:25,733 --> 00:18:27,110
You can show yourself out.

393
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,411
Okay, hold it right there.

394
00:18:37,912 --> 00:18:39,581
Really gotta work on that, Don E.

395
00:18:39,706 --> 00:18:41,583
You were holding a gun right at me
and I wasn't scared at all.

396
00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,001
What're you doing here?

397
00:18:43,835 --> 00:18:46,462
Trying to solve my liquidity crisis.

398
00:18:47,589 --> 00:18:50,425
I need that list of bidders
from our zombie-cure auction,

399
00:18:50,508 --> 00:18:51,968
as we still got a few cures left.

400
00:18:53,177 --> 00:18:55,054
Okay, now we're talking.

401
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,640
By the way, have you seen
Lieutenant Bozzio lately?

402
00:18:58,308 --> 00:19:00,518
Yeah, I do my best to steer clear,
she scares me a little.

403
00:19:00,727 --> 00:19:02,937
Yeah, well, she's pregnant.

404
00:19:03,271 --> 00:19:05,064
- Did you know that?
- How does a zombie end up pregnant?

405
00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:08,067
I assume in the normal way,
just not as a zombie.

406
00:19:08,276 --> 00:19:11,821
I read this article about this kid
who died of some rare brain disease,

407
00:19:11,905 --> 00:19:14,701
which made her brain a zombie cure,

408
00:19:14,703 --> 00:19:16,062
and it got me thinking that...

409
00:19:16,576 --> 00:19:18,912
Whoa! Found it. Okay.

410
00:19:19,579 --> 00:19:21,754
We need to contact
all the runner-up bids

411
00:19:21,756 --> 00:19:24,084
and we should be flush again by lunch.

412
00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:26,461
Whew!

413
00:19:27,128 --> 00:19:28,661
You get the stuff from the safe?

414
00:19:28,796 --> 00:19:29,631
Tanner took care of it.

415
00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:31,507
Tanner! Bring in the
stuff from the house.

416
00:19:31,716 --> 00:19:33,259
Ah, you sent Tanner?

417
00:19:33,968 --> 00:19:36,638
I was being tailed, it wasn't safe.

418
00:19:36,804 --> 00:19:38,514
Tanner is capable.

419
00:19:38,723 --> 00:19:40,016
Here it is.

420
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:43,186
Cleaned out the safe just
like you said. Cash, IDs.

421
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,103
Just give me the bag.

422
00:19:44,228 --> 00:19:46,564
Sorry if some of the pages
are wrinkled and stuff.

423
00:19:56,658 --> 00:19:58,284
Where are my cures, Tanner?

424
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,664
Four syringes, in a Ziploc bag.

425
00:20:03,331 --> 00:20:07,543
Oh. So, I'm going back over the
bridge, cops pulled me over.

426
00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,796
I got two strikes,
I can't get caught with drugs.

427
00:20:09,921 --> 00:20:11,047
So, I ditched 'em.

428
00:20:11,547 --> 00:20:13,716
You... You "ditched" them?

429
00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:15,468
I tossed them off the bridge.

430
00:20:16,219 --> 00:20:18,096
Don't worry, they won't find 'em.

431
00:20:29,357 --> 00:20:31,275
Strike three, monkey fighter.

432
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:41,369
You were supposed to handle this.

433
00:20:41,536 --> 00:20:43,621
So, you take care of that.

434
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,111
You did this, Don E!

435
00:20:47,959 --> 00:20:48,960
You did.

436
00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,000
_

437
00:21:01,422 --> 00:21:03,591
Of all the things I've missed
about the First World,

438
00:21:04,619 --> 00:21:06,621
high-quality bourbon isn't the least.

439
00:21:08,221 --> 00:21:09,972
We're still considered the First World?

440
00:21:11,974 --> 00:21:13,309
You raise a good point.

441
00:21:13,434 --> 00:21:15,394
But, hey, at least our
hand remains strong.

442
00:21:15,728 --> 00:21:17,605
With that crazy fish lady
stirring the pot,

443
00:21:17,855 --> 00:21:20,691
it's just a matter of time
before Fillmore Graves folds.

444
00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:23,486
- So, I wanted...
- Get your feet off my desk.

445
00:21:32,245 --> 00:21:34,080
You gonna tell me
whose blood that is on your shirt?

446
00:21:35,081 --> 00:21:36,541
Just a friend.

447
00:21:41,671 --> 00:21:44,423
Oh, man, what I wouldn't give
to go back to the old days.

448
00:21:44,507 --> 00:21:45,967
Yeah.

449
00:21:46,050 --> 00:21:47,593
When cops were cheap

450
00:21:47,677 --> 00:21:49,303
and the racketeerin' was easy.

451
00:21:49,679 --> 00:21:52,807
And the Utopium wasn't cut down
to basically pancake mix.

452
00:21:54,392 --> 00:21:56,018
The stuff Beanpole Bob made?

453
00:21:57,854 --> 00:21:59,647
The Da Vinci of the drug trade.

454
00:21:59,730 --> 00:22:02,608
Beanpole Bob.

455
00:22:03,401 --> 00:22:06,028
I forgot about that guy.

456
00:22:06,571 --> 00:22:08,406
Whatever happened to that weirdo?

457
00:22:08,489 --> 00:22:10,408
Oh, the usual story.

458
00:22:10,491 --> 00:22:11,951
Got into his own supply,

459
00:22:12,034 --> 00:22:13,202
fried his brain.

460
00:22:18,207 --> 00:22:19,542
Hey, kid.

461
00:22:21,669 --> 00:22:23,921
I respect your loyalty to Blaine,

462
00:22:24,005 --> 00:22:26,549
but there is serious
money on the table here

463
00:22:26,632 --> 00:22:27,967
- and if we...
- Screw Blaine.

464
00:22:30,970 --> 00:22:32,013
I'm in.

465
00:22:45,193 --> 00:22:46,444
U-dub Law.

466
00:22:46,527 --> 00:22:48,070
So, where did you live then?

467
00:22:48,154 --> 00:22:49,906
Studio in Eastlake, off Edgar.

468
00:22:49,989 --> 00:22:53,034
Stayed when I started as
a public defender, 'cause I made zilch.

469
00:22:53,117 --> 00:22:55,661
You do realize you'd be
putting your life at risk

470
00:22:55,745 --> 00:22:58,122
to break the law if
you joined our cause.

471
00:22:58,205 --> 00:22:59,240
I get that.

472
00:22:59,582 --> 00:23:01,042
I mean, I love the law,

473
00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:04,045
but I just wanted to make
a real difference in something bigger.

474
00:23:04,128 --> 00:23:06,005
Graham says you met in high school?

475
00:23:06,255 --> 00:23:08,716
Uh, no. No, we met at his school.

476
00:23:08,883 --> 00:23:10,134
I volunteer there.

477
00:23:10,605 --> 00:23:11,689
I love kids.

478
00:23:14,889 --> 00:23:16,682
You want kids of your own someday?

479
00:23:17,725 --> 00:23:20,019
Uh, yeah. I guess, yeah. Someday.

480
00:23:20,144 --> 00:23:22,173
I sensed that.

481
00:23:22,396 --> 00:23:24,607
Anyone in your life now?

482
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:28,235
Uh, no, not at the moment.

483
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:30,613
Because you're "focused" on your career?

484
00:23:31,013 --> 00:23:33,074
No, that's just what you tell people

485
00:23:33,157 --> 00:23:34,700
because you don't want to settle.

486
00:23:34,825 --> 00:23:36,243
You have standards.

487
00:23:36,452 --> 00:23:39,205
Don't worry, we will help you find
someone who meets them.

488
00:23:39,288 --> 00:23:41,916
Should we maybe focus less
on her love life and more on,

489
00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:44,627
say, her qualifications as a coyote?

490
00:23:44,710 --> 00:23:45,795
Are they exclusive?

491
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,829
Little-known fact,
urban coyotes mate for life.

492
00:23:49,674 --> 00:23:51,425
So might this guy, thanks to me.

493
00:23:53,052 --> 00:23:55,012
Oh, you are not taking credit
for me and Peyton.

494
00:23:55,179 --> 00:23:56,931
You tried to keep us apart.

495
00:23:57,014 --> 00:23:59,558
So that you'd have to
fight to be together.

496
00:24:00,191 --> 00:24:01,567
All part of my plan.

497
00:24:01,811 --> 00:24:03,604
So, um...

498
00:24:04,814 --> 00:24:06,023
Is the interview over?

499
00:24:07,608 --> 00:24:09,276
Did she pass or what?

500
00:24:15,574 --> 00:24:17,785
With flying colors.

501
00:24:17,868 --> 00:24:19,412
Let's make it official.

502
00:24:19,430 --> 00:24:22,474
We call this a "coyote baptism."

503
00:24:22,665 --> 00:24:24,000
Oh, my.

504
00:24:31,257 --> 00:24:33,217
Hey, what's this hospitality?

505
00:24:34,093 --> 00:24:35,886
The doctor needs his
medicine, too, yeah?

506
00:24:36,011 --> 00:24:37,596
We only have four glasses, so...

507
00:24:40,433 --> 00:24:44,437
I think it's best you steer clear
of the hard stuff, Doctor.

508
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:45,521
Thanks, Mum,

509
00:24:45,604 --> 00:24:48,190
but I can handle the hard stuff
better than you Yankee lot.

510
00:24:50,609 --> 00:24:51,861
If you say so.

511
00:24:52,445 --> 00:24:53,571
To Riley!

512
00:25:03,873 --> 00:25:05,875
And now you've passed.
Just had to be sure.

513
00:25:10,629 --> 00:25:11,672
Help.

514
00:25:13,632 --> 00:25:17,720
Brain distribution issues with our new
supplier are being resolved as we speak.

515
00:25:18,012 --> 00:25:19,180
Until we're back up to full speed,

516
00:25:19,305 --> 00:25:21,682
we ask that you do ration
the brain tubes you have.

517
00:25:21,766 --> 00:25:23,768
Lillywhite's assurances come amid

518
00:25:23,851 --> 00:25:27,188
ongoing concerns about
Seattle's brain supply.

519
00:25:27,521 --> 00:25:29,398
CHICS leader Dolly Durkins

520
00:25:29,482 --> 00:25:31,734
stood by her own claims.

521
00:25:31,817 --> 00:25:33,152
They're running out,

522
00:25:33,694 --> 00:25:35,905
and when they run dry,

523
00:25:36,238 --> 00:25:38,115
the zombies are going to come after us.

524
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:42,161
Surplus stores and gun retailers
are reporting record sales,

525
00:25:42,244 --> 00:25:46,332
and police reports of
robbed graves have skyrocketed...

526
00:25:46,624 --> 00:25:49,668
Looks like the alarmist view
is carrying the day so far.

527
00:25:50,503 --> 00:25:52,838
Things'll calm down once
we get the brains flowing again.

528
00:25:53,589 --> 00:25:55,174
Yeah, speaking of.

529
00:25:55,257 --> 00:25:57,760
Transcript from our bug
in The Scratching Post.

530
00:25:57,885 --> 00:25:59,011
Boss and Don E

531
00:25:59,095 --> 00:26:01,180
have cut DeBeers out of the operation.

532
00:26:01,263 --> 00:26:03,349
Has Seattle finally reached the end

533
00:26:03,432 --> 00:26:06,185
of its tenuous zombie-human peace?

534
00:26:11,524 --> 00:26:12,733
Hello, kiddo.

535
00:26:16,529 --> 00:26:17,696
Uncle Stacey!

536
00:26:18,781 --> 00:26:20,950
- I didn't know you were in town.
- Oh.

537
00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:24,161
And I come bearing gifts.

538
00:26:24,745 --> 00:26:26,872
The brain of Tibetan monk,

539
00:26:26,956 --> 00:26:28,874
said to have reached nirvana.

540
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:31,627
But a humble token of my gratitude

541
00:26:31,710 --> 00:26:33,003
for clearing Blaine off the board.

542
00:26:33,087 --> 00:26:36,048
Please, it was my pleasure
to eviscerate the douchebag.

543
00:26:36,590 --> 00:26:37,711
Is the plan going okay?

544
00:26:37,925 --> 00:26:40,094
Flawlessly.
Fillmore Graves is about to fold.

545
00:26:40,177 --> 00:26:42,429
I sign a contract,
resume the brain-flow,

546
00:26:42,513 --> 00:26:44,202
all that's left is us
counting our money.

547
00:26:47,017 --> 00:26:48,352
Hi, can I help...

548
00:26:48,602 --> 00:26:50,271
- You?
- Hi.

549
00:26:50,729 --> 00:26:52,064
Cute shirt.

550
00:26:52,148 --> 00:26:53,691
Does it say on the
back what zombies get,

551
00:26:53,774 --> 00:26:55,234
or is it the same "dead fish" idea?

552
00:26:55,317 --> 00:26:56,735
We don't serve your kind here.

553
00:26:57,444 --> 00:26:59,989
Oh. But if I have to shut
you down for discrimination,

554
00:27:00,072 --> 00:27:02,783
you won't get to do any more
of those fun little TV interviews.

555
00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:13,586
$9.50.

556
00:27:15,337 --> 00:27:16,714
Excellent service.

557
00:27:16,797 --> 00:27:18,674
Ah. Keep the change.

558
00:27:21,594 --> 00:27:24,305
All good, boys,
they do serve zombies here.

559
00:27:24,513 --> 00:27:25,723
Anyone hungry?

560
00:27:30,895 --> 00:27:31,896
Mmm.

561
00:27:38,235 --> 00:27:41,447
You think you and your jackbooted thugs
can obstruct my business?

562
00:27:41,864 --> 00:27:44,742
You brain-eating, undead abominations...

563
00:27:44,825 --> 00:27:45,951
Jeez, Mom.

564
00:27:46,827 --> 00:27:47,870
Just chill out.

565
00:27:48,746 --> 00:27:52,041
You gave up the right to call me that
when you became one of them.

566
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,755
You've been holding out on me, Murphy.

567
00:27:59,215 --> 00:28:00,799
Dolly Durkins is your mother?

568
00:28:01,258 --> 00:28:02,468
Not anymore, I guess.

569
00:28:03,594 --> 00:28:05,888
- Wow.
- If I may speak freely, sir...

570
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,182
don't underestimate her.

571
00:28:08,432 --> 00:28:10,309
She really hates zombies.

572
00:28:19,361 --> 00:28:21,298
_

573
00:28:21,637 --> 00:28:23,013
Are you mad?

574
00:28:23,722 --> 00:28:25,933
Major's got a bit much
on his plate for you to set him up

575
00:28:26,016 --> 00:28:27,976
on a blind date,
and you barely know Riley.

576
00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:29,520
I know she's perfect for him.

577
00:28:29,603 --> 00:28:32,564
Smart, compassionate,
wants to make the world better.

578
00:28:32,648 --> 00:28:34,399
Loves children, and,

579
00:28:34,483 --> 00:28:36,902
let's be honest,
she's not too tough on the eyes.

580
00:28:37,861 --> 00:28:39,655
She does sound perfect.

581
00:28:39,738 --> 00:28:41,990
If only there were
a zombie version of her.

582
00:28:42,074 --> 00:28:44,743
Ugh, I know. But let's not forget,

583
00:28:44,868 --> 00:28:46,578
Major has a proven willingness

584
00:28:46,703 --> 00:28:48,413
to go without sex for love.

585
00:28:49,081 --> 00:28:50,290
I have a willingness to do what?

586
00:28:50,374 --> 00:28:51,375
Oh, Major.

587
00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,710
Do you want to meet a new
friend of mine? She's a lawyer.

588
00:28:54,044 --> 00:28:55,379
- Matchmaker brain?
- Yep.

589
00:28:55,462 --> 00:28:57,673
Nailed it. This is addressed to you.

590
00:28:57,756 --> 00:28:59,132
- Ooh.
- I have a picture of her.

591
00:28:59,216 --> 00:29:01,093
Liv, I appreciate the thought,

592
00:29:01,218 --> 00:29:03,428
but unless this girl can get
a massive quantity of brains

593
00:29:03,512 --> 00:29:05,389
into the city overnight,
I think I'll pass.

594
00:29:05,472 --> 00:29:07,933
I'd put a ring on it,
if she had some tainted Utopium.

595
00:29:08,016 --> 00:29:08,954
Peyton would understand.

596
00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:11,144
That reminds me,
does the name "Beanpole Bob"

597
00:29:11,228 --> 00:29:12,450
mean anything to you?

598
00:29:13,383 --> 00:29:14,481
No, why?

599
00:29:14,565 --> 00:29:16,191
Name came up in an intel file.

600
00:29:16,316 --> 00:29:18,443
The Da Vinci of Utopium, apparently.

601
00:29:18,527 --> 00:29:21,029
Uh, I can ask Clive.

602
00:29:21,113 --> 00:29:24,074
See if he knows a Beanpole
from his Vice days.

603
00:29:29,204 --> 00:29:30,581
Night-vision goggles?

604
00:29:33,083 --> 00:29:34,585
Because the CDC couldn't find

605
00:29:34,668 --> 00:29:36,962
any trace of tainted
Utopium in the vial I sent,

606
00:29:37,254 --> 00:29:38,714
I had the idea

607
00:29:38,797 --> 00:29:41,174
to sneak into Blaine's mansion
and steal back my cure,

608
00:29:41,258 --> 00:29:43,468
with the assistance
of a cat-burglar brain

609
00:29:43,594 --> 00:29:45,262
and a pair of...

610
00:29:45,679 --> 00:29:47,180
Night-vision goggles.

611
00:29:47,681 --> 00:29:50,017
You know I command
a paramilitary force, right?

612
00:29:50,142 --> 00:29:51,685
I could have gotten you those for free.

613
00:29:54,062 --> 00:29:55,188
They're only 800 bucks.

614
00:29:56,690 --> 00:29:59,401
And with UFreightEze Select membership,

615
00:29:59,484 --> 00:30:02,451
you can get literally anything
delivered to your doorstep

616
00:30:03,322 --> 00:30:04,865
in under 24 hours.

617
00:30:12,456 --> 00:30:14,855
I want to help this city
in any way I can, Mr. Lillywhite,

618
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:17,127
but this sounds like
it's beyond even me.

619
00:30:17,252 --> 00:30:19,296
It might sound like
it, Mr. Griss, but...

620
00:30:19,816 --> 00:30:22,007
See, we've disassociated
with Blaine DeBeers,

621
00:30:22,132 --> 00:30:25,177
and our alternate
brain supplier is too difficult.

622
00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:27,042
I get it. You need a supplier.

623
00:30:27,387 --> 00:30:29,056
But here's the problem as I see it.

624
00:30:29,264 --> 00:30:31,350
I have no clue how to
get thousands of brains.

625
00:30:31,934 --> 00:30:33,248
We'll get you a TV in a day,

626
00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:36,355
but our deliveries have
the advantage of being legal.

627
00:30:37,689 --> 00:30:40,317
I'm not a smuggler.
I wouldn't know where to begin.

628
00:30:41,068 --> 00:30:43,070
What if I told you,
none of that mattered?

629
00:30:53,281 --> 00:30:55,492
Whoo! This place is deader than we are.

630
00:30:55,845 --> 00:30:57,416
Can I give the girls the night off?

631
00:30:57,876 --> 00:31:00,837
See, that's the problem with
your generation, there's no work ethic.

632
00:31:00,921 --> 00:31:02,547
How old are you, exactly?

633
00:31:02,631 --> 00:31:04,883
Old enough to know
there's always a market in vice.

634
00:31:04,967 --> 00:31:07,761
We just need a fresh start.

635
00:31:08,136 --> 00:31:09,680
We need a makeover.

636
00:31:12,724 --> 00:31:14,977
You know what my idea
for a zombie brothel name would be?

637
00:31:15,102 --> 00:31:16,186
Hmm?

638
00:31:16,269 --> 00:31:17,354
Coldcocks.

639
00:31:18,605 --> 00:31:20,065
Why, because of all the fights?

640
00:31:20,148 --> 00:31:21,316
What?

641
00:31:22,150 --> 00:31:25,612
Oh, great. Look, I told you what I know,

642
00:31:25,696 --> 00:31:28,126
and if you're not here to
tell me my dream girl's name,

643
00:31:28,128 --> 00:31:28,908
then who cares?

644
00:31:28,991 --> 00:31:31,284
Actually, we need to talk to her.

645
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,974
- Um, yeah.
- What about me?

646
00:31:37,582 --> 00:31:38,667
Ha!

647
00:31:38,750 --> 00:31:40,293
There you go.

648
00:31:41,003 --> 00:31:42,921
- What'd you see?
- It was the skull.

649
00:31:43,797 --> 00:31:46,216
I saw a tattoo.
A small, tasteful skull, right here.

650
00:31:46,299 --> 00:31:47,342
Tattoos. I love tattoos.

651
00:31:47,426 --> 00:31:49,219
Wait, what about a name?
Did you see her name?

652
00:31:50,137 --> 00:31:52,097
That's it. Now...

653
00:32:00,105 --> 00:32:01,440
She's got a tattoo.

654
00:32:02,607 --> 00:32:04,818
You recognize this coat, Mrs. Schwartz?

655
00:32:04,901 --> 00:32:05,777
No, I don't.

656
00:32:05,861 --> 00:32:08,576
Caring Light has cameras
at their drop-off centers.

657
00:32:08,989 --> 00:32:10,866
We have you on tape dropping it off.

658
00:32:10,949 --> 00:32:14,077
Look, I told you, I was at the
movies with Mavis Jannings,

659
00:32:14,161 --> 00:32:15,788
who left ten minutes into the show

660
00:32:15,841 --> 00:32:17,622
to meet her lover, Bernard Salkin.

661
00:32:18,081 --> 00:32:19,291
Mutual alibis.

662
00:32:19,374 --> 00:32:22,127
Mrs. Schwartz,
did you kill Carol Barbera?

663
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,674
She set up my son with a zombie!

664
00:32:27,758 --> 00:32:28,675
Hold that thought.

665
00:32:30,719 --> 00:32:33,263
Hey, you okay?

666
00:32:33,346 --> 00:32:34,723
Yeah, just...

667
00:32:35,307 --> 00:32:36,308
You know,

668
00:32:36,892 --> 00:32:38,643
carrying a human being

669
00:32:38,727 --> 00:32:41,688
and all of its associated
gestation materials inside me.

670
00:32:42,397 --> 00:32:45,650
Sometimes, it's a bit uncomfortable.

671
00:32:46,485 --> 00:32:49,404
- But it's not a big deal.
- Woman, please. I got you.

672
00:32:49,988 --> 00:32:51,073
Let me take you home.

673
00:32:51,156 --> 00:32:53,872
Maybe, we stop off at the OB on the
way, just to check?

674
00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:55,243
Man,

675
00:32:55,327 --> 00:32:57,204
thank you, but I'm fine,

676
00:32:57,287 --> 00:32:58,538
- and...
- Hey.

677
00:32:58,622 --> 00:33:01,083
- I said I got you.
- I heard.

678
00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:05,670
Sounded kind of dorky both times,
if we're being honest.

679
00:33:07,756 --> 00:33:09,716
- I got you.
- I...

680
00:33:09,925 --> 00:33:11,635
stand corrected.

681
00:33:12,803 --> 00:33:13,804
Extremely dorky.

682
00:33:20,644 --> 00:33:22,437
You wanna hear the rest, or...

683
00:33:22,687 --> 00:33:23,814
Oh...

684
00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:27,025
Go ahead, write it down.

685
00:33:29,346 --> 00:33:31,346
_

686
00:33:31,348 --> 00:33:34,726
It's been three days,
they got to be out of brains by now.

687
00:33:34,810 --> 00:33:36,562
When is Major gonna throw his hand in?

688
00:33:36,645 --> 00:33:37,938
Patience, m'boy.

689
00:33:38,313 --> 00:33:40,232
- Any minute now.
- Hey!

690
00:33:41,108 --> 00:33:42,861
Have you guys seen these billboards?

691
00:33:43,110 --> 00:33:44,945
Candy, men are talking business.

692
00:33:45,028 --> 00:33:47,281
Sure, I just thought
you'd want to see this first.

693
00:33:52,453 --> 00:33:54,406
I'm no poker player,
but it looks like...

694
00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:55,290
We're screwed.

695
00:33:55,998 --> 00:33:58,228
And UFreightEze will handle
both the supply chain

696
00:33:58,229 --> 00:34:00,961
and shipping, which is,
of course, their specialty.

697
00:34:03,338 --> 00:34:04,715
I'll give you this, Lillywhite.

698
00:34:05,466 --> 00:34:06,884
You got moxie.

699
00:34:06,967 --> 00:34:10,554
But we both know Ty Griss
can't handle this volume of brains.

700
00:34:10,888 --> 00:34:11,967
Well,

701
00:34:12,262 --> 00:34:15,063
he doesn't have your network of
Third World hospitals to plunder,

702
00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:17,603
but he's gone heavily
into Western health care.

703
00:34:17,895 --> 00:34:21,333
And he's including a brain
donor card in every package.

704
00:34:22,104 --> 00:34:24,231
There're millions of customers a day

705
00:34:24,233 --> 00:34:27,111
getting a direct appeal from one
of the world's greatest philanthropists.

706
00:34:28,864 --> 00:34:31,867
And he'll do it all for 90%
of our original deal with Blaine.

707
00:34:32,451 --> 00:34:34,694
So, unless you've got a better offer...

708
00:34:34,696 --> 00:34:35,705
We'll do 80%.

709
00:34:40,667 --> 00:34:42,169
Is that an official offer?

710
00:34:44,171 --> 00:34:45,214
It is.

711
00:34:47,216 --> 00:34:48,342
Hmm.

712
00:34:52,763 --> 00:34:53,972
The billboards stay up.

713
00:34:54,473 --> 00:34:56,308
We need a new face on
the brain business.

714
00:34:57,059 --> 00:34:59,394
I'll let the brain plant know
to expect your next delivery tonight.

715
00:35:01,605 --> 00:35:02,606
That's all.

716
00:35:35,305 --> 00:35:36,966
What are you doing here?

717
00:35:38,433 --> 00:35:39,601
Better question.

718
00:35:40,852 --> 00:35:43,230
What is nobody else doing here?

719
00:35:44,189 --> 00:35:45,299
We're open, aren't we?

720
00:35:45,732 --> 00:35:47,579
Then why am I pouring my own drinks?

721
00:35:48,443 --> 00:35:49,906
This used to be Tanner's shift.

722
00:35:50,654 --> 00:35:54,199
Business has been under-booming
since your big great profile came out.

723
00:35:54,783 --> 00:35:56,243
We're trying some new ideas.

724
00:35:58,245 --> 00:35:59,663
Which explains that.

725
00:36:04,459 --> 00:36:06,007
I had to do something.

726
00:36:06,128 --> 00:36:07,963
It's our only remaining
source of income.

727
00:36:08,463 --> 00:36:10,717
Speaking of which,
I don't think it's good for business

728
00:36:10,718 --> 00:36:12,551
if people see you hanging around here.

729
00:36:12,676 --> 00:36:14,803
So, maybe you can hang
in the back with the girls,

730
00:36:14,886 --> 00:36:16,179
or in the office,

731
00:36:16,263 --> 00:36:18,704
- or you use the back door...
- You just said "our only"

732
00:36:18,911 --> 00:36:21,038
remaining source of income"?

733
00:36:22,436 --> 00:36:24,426
You mean, besides the brain-smuggling,

734
00:36:24,428 --> 00:36:25,940
which represents the
bulk of our profits?

735
00:36:26,023 --> 00:36:27,391
That I mean.
We're out of the brain biz.

736
00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:28,693
Please tell me you're not serious.

737
00:36:28,775 --> 00:36:30,635
If you can tell me that you
didn't let that reporter

738
00:36:30,637 --> 00:36:32,038
work you like a rented mule.

739
00:36:35,949 --> 00:36:38,994
They got a new supplier,
it's that billionaire UFreightEze guy.

740
00:36:39,786 --> 00:36:41,872
There's billboards all over town.

741
00:36:48,411 --> 00:36:50,126
Why'd you have to keep the mask?

742
00:37:05,103 --> 00:37:07,648
You may be out of the brain biz.

743
00:37:17,658 --> 00:37:18,700
Oh, yeah!

744
00:37:24,373 --> 00:37:25,374
Okay.

745
00:37:30,045 --> 00:37:31,254
Oh, yeah!

746
00:37:41,181 --> 00:37:42,474
Wow.

747
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,023
How'd you get in here? And...

748
00:37:51,648 --> 00:37:53,527
How long have you been standing there?

749
00:37:53,694 --> 00:37:55,028
You left the door unlocked.

750
00:37:55,696 --> 00:37:59,116
I came in around the time
the riding crop came into play.

751
00:37:59,241 --> 00:38:01,243
- Mmm.
- I won't keep you long.

752
00:38:01,535 --> 00:38:03,286
I just need a contract drawn up.

753
00:38:03,662 --> 00:38:04,538
I can't pay you right now,

754
00:38:04,621 --> 00:38:06,998
but I'll make your quo
worth your quid pro.

755
00:38:07,082 --> 00:38:08,834
Counselor Stone.

756
00:38:09,167 --> 00:38:11,378
I need you back in my chambers,

757
00:38:11,670 --> 00:38:14,005
and bring defense Exhibit D...

758
00:38:15,507 --> 00:38:16,550
Oh.

759
00:38:16,925 --> 00:38:18,260
I'll be in in a second,

760
00:38:18,635 --> 00:38:19,594
Your Honor.

761
00:38:26,017 --> 00:38:28,311
You really do go the extra
mile, don't you?

762
00:38:28,729 --> 00:38:30,480
All right, what contract do you need?

763
00:38:43,076 --> 00:38:45,370
Hi! Are you Darcy Bennet?

764
00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:51,877
- I am.
- You got a minute?

765
00:38:52,919 --> 00:38:55,054
Um. Can you run to the dining hall

766
00:38:55,056 --> 00:38:56,841
and steal me a pack of instant ramen?

767
00:38:57,841 --> 00:38:59,468
I'll be fine. I'll be fine.

768
00:39:04,681 --> 00:39:07,017
You're here about
my Freylich brain, I assume.

769
00:39:07,100 --> 00:39:09,978
I take it I'm not the first
interested party to reach out.

770
00:39:10,353 --> 00:39:11,938
So, what's your best offer so far?

771
00:39:12,022 --> 00:39:14,316
One guy promised 50 grand
to my family when I'm gone.

772
00:39:14,399 --> 00:39:15,525
I see.

773
00:39:16,568 --> 00:39:18,111
How does half a million sound?

774
00:39:19,154 --> 00:39:20,405
Cash upfront.

775
00:39:20,947 --> 00:39:23,825
Once my client meets you
and signs off, the money's yours...

776
00:39:24,159 --> 00:39:26,774
in exchange for ownership of
your brain after your tragic,

777
00:39:26,776 --> 00:39:28,080
yet inevitable demise.

778
00:39:35,954 --> 00:39:39,375
Hmm. So, what, you were gonna
keep this all a secret?

779
00:39:39,883 --> 00:39:42,212
The big office, the lieutenant's chair.

780
00:39:42,371 --> 00:39:43,747
Acting Lieutenant.

781
00:39:44,221 --> 00:39:46,264
Just till Dale's back on her feet.

782
00:39:47,057 --> 00:39:48,725
How is the LT mom-to-be?

783
00:39:49,267 --> 00:39:51,728
She's good, baby's good.

784
00:39:52,103 --> 00:39:53,421
But she's on bed rest

785
00:39:53,645 --> 00:39:55,897
for the duration. Just as a precaution.

786
00:39:56,525 --> 00:39:59,528
Well, she can't be too happy about
that, but baby comes first.

787
00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:02,030
Look at you,

788
00:40:02,572 --> 00:40:04,032
right at home.

789
00:40:04,574 --> 00:40:06,159
Born to be Lieutenant...

790
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,121
Babineaux.

791
00:40:16,545 --> 00:40:18,213
You need anything else, Liv?

792
00:40:18,713 --> 00:40:21,132
Mmm. A raise wouldn't hurt.

793
00:40:21,633 --> 00:40:22,884
No.

794
00:40:23,093 --> 00:40:24,553
- Can I have a gun?
- No.

795
00:40:24,678 --> 00:40:27,222
- Oh, how about a squad car?
- No.

796
00:40:27,305 --> 00:40:28,974
- Diplomatic immunity?
- No.

797
00:40:29,057 --> 00:40:30,058
Can I have...

798
00:40:32,502 --> 00:40:33,962
Mr. DeBeers.

799
00:40:34,896 --> 00:40:37,232
I didn't expect results so quickly.

800
00:40:38,233 --> 00:40:39,317
However,

801
00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:41,725
this was not our arrangement.

802
00:40:41,881 --> 00:40:45,135
I bought a postmortem brain,
not the pre-mortem human attached to it.

803
00:40:45,365 --> 00:40:47,367
That's why they say
to read the fine print.

804
00:40:48,076 --> 00:40:51,329
You bought a Freylich brain
upon the death of its owner.

805
00:40:52,539 --> 00:40:54,708
I'm sure she'll
kick the bucket any day now.

806
00:40:55,542 --> 00:40:56,543
Or not.

807
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,671
I could consider expediting the process

808
00:40:59,754 --> 00:41:01,797
for a non-nominal fee, or...

809
00:41:02,215 --> 00:41:04,801
I'd be happy to extend
this offer to the next bidder.

810
00:41:11,099 --> 00:41:13,518
Okay. I can wait. It's a deal.

811
00:41:14,603 --> 00:41:15,770
I'll wire the money now.

812
00:41:17,591 --> 00:41:19,050
So, am I a monster?

813
00:41:22,068 --> 00:41:23,486
Maybe I am.

814
00:41:23,945 --> 00:41:26,156
Because sometimes,
they just don't leave me any choice.

815
00:41:38,836 --> 00:41:40,836
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