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Ray, it's been so nice

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being long-distance boyfriend
and girlfriend this summer.

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I know. The letters you wrote me,

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Taylor, were like my oxygen.

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But I'm breaking up with you,

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because I realized

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you're Ray DiMeo and you're, um...

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a loser.

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The only good thing
about you is your sister.

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Give her all the Canadian
candy that your cousin sent you.

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Dylan! Stop "Inception" -ing me!

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Go back to bed.

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But I'm not tired.
What time is it, even?

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- It's noon.
- What?

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Mom? Dad?

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- Everybody, up! Everybody, up!
- Get up! Get up!

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The fumigators!

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We forgot the fumigators are coming!

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No gas! No gas!

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- Come on!
- Hurry up!

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Ray, get up. The floor's filthy.

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Leave the letters!

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Without the letters, what's the point?

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Fastest we've ever
gotten out of the house.

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Oi! You could've killed
us! We are gonna sue you...

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Oh. Hold on.

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Oh, it's my son from camp.

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Go on. On your way. Cheers.

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JJ's calling! Come on.

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- Hello, love.
- Hi, JJ.

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- Heeeeey.
- Hey, buddy!

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Hey, everyone.

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Who was that?

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A friend. A-L... "Alexa."

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Well, A-L... Alexa likes you.

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Shh.

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Oh, no. Did she hear that?

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No. She's deaf.

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Right. Well, in that case...

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She likes you!

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So, what have you been doing?

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S-W... "Swimming," K... "kayaking.

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I water skied.

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How do you do all that stuff?

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I find a way. Disability
is no excuse here.

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Darling, that is music to Mommy's ears,

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'cause that's what
we've always taught you.

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Disability is no excuse. Amen!

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Do you people ever
intend to cut your lawn?

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- I've got a child with special needs!
- Sorry, lady. We do not have the time!

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- Do you have any idea what we deal with?
- We have a lot going on!

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I know that look. He's saying
everyone but me is a hypocrite.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --

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- All right, guys.
- JJ's right.

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- Bring the tarp down. Come on.
- We always use him as an excuse.

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I mean, he's been gone for weeks

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and everything here is exactly the same.

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- Do we live wrong?
- Yes!

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Wait, is this a trap? I
don't care. Keep going.

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Right. No more using his
disability as an excuse...

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Except for parking tickets.
No, Jimmy! No exceptions.

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So when something goes
wrong, who will we blame?

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Tough call. All the
good races are taken.

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Maybe tall people?

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We won't blame anyone.

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If JJ can water ski,
we can do a bloody dish.

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So, you want us to, like, clean up?

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But, I mean, where would we even start?

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Wait. If we're actually taking
a hard look at ourselves,

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I think there's someone
else who'd want to weigh in.

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So, the kid says you want
a lesson on all the madness

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you've all gotten so used to
you don't even see any... more.

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Sorry, getting my land legs back.

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What is this? JJ said
you were living on a boat?

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- Uh-huh.
- Well, now what are you doing?

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Well, I came ashore for this,

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but I won't have my groove interrupted.

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I am armed with the soundtrack
of my nautical summer...

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A tasty mix of Seventies Yacht Rock.

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- "Yacht Rock"?
- Oh, boy.

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This calls for the strong stuff.

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"Brandy-parentheses-
You're a Fine Girl" it is.

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Never heard of it.

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Sure you have.

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Let me give you a reminder...

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Now most families have one junk drawer.

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But you guys...

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[To the tune of "Brandy"] ?
Junk drawer, junk drawers! ?

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? Junk refrigerator! ?

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? The DiMeos have the
worst home in town ?

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? The art covers holes,
you can't see the ground ?

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? The shampoo's always upside down ?

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? 'Cause they think
that makes more soap ?

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You know, they just used this song

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- in "Guardians of the Galaxy."
- What?

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? And bat-tries, they
move their only four ?

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? From remote to remote
'stead of buying more ?

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? A year ago, I found
this apple core ?

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? Their toilet paper's
from Starbucks ?

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? The neighbors say, "You DiMeos" ?

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? "You're a trainwreck" ?

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? Such a trainwreck ?

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? What a baaad wife you would be! ?

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? Guardians of the
Galaxy, oooooooooooh ?

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? And y'all blame it all on
your kid with special needs! ?

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? Doo-do-doo, doo-do-do-do ?

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? Doo-do-do-do-do-do-doo ?

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Yeah, never heard it.

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You do raise some good
points, though, Kenneth,

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and we do have a lot of work to do.

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So, if you would like to
pitch in, we would love...

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- Oh.
- To give you the honor

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of deciding which task to...

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No? Just us then?

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Let's get to it!

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The DiMeos are getting
their act together!

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If I had known songs were such
an effective teaching tool,

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I would have broken out
this little number years ago.

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Two, three, four...

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- Just e-mail us, Ray.
- Okay.

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It's so tidy.

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Oh, Dylan,

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put this vase back in the living room.

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We eat cereal out of bowls now.

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Guys, come quick. It's a miracle!

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We have curb appeal!

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Dad, did you do this?

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I did.

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Turns out mowing a lawn

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is just running with a
lawnmower in your hands.

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We did all this in one day.

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This whole "not using
JJ as an excuse" thing

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is going gangbusters.

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He's gone for the summer.

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Let's show him how much we can do.

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I never have any money.
I'd love to make a little.

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So you'll get a job.

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Or a lucrative running endorsement.

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Or a job.

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I've been 20 minutes
late for 15 years now.

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Might be fun to be one
of those "on time" people.

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What about me? I don't
even know where to start.

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Hey, DiMeos! Way to try!

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Ooh, tiny neighbor woman.

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You look like today's lady
on the go. So together.

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How do you keep the
fumigators at bay, as it were?

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I'm sorry. I have an appointment.

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Oh, may I?

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Oh, you're meeting a decorator.

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Groceries at 5:00. Trainer.

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Would you add me to this calendar?

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B-But this is my life.

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Yes. May I have it?

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Okay, let's see what
it's like to be on time.

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Whoa. Open spots.

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Huh, there's never any spots.

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Huh, coffee? There's never coffee.

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Hey, what's that?

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Donuts for the morning meeting.

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Okay, now you're just
messing with me. W...

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Hi. I'll mow your lawn twice as fast

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as whoever's doing it now.

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How much?

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600 bucks?

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My guy charges $17.00.

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But I like it fast.

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$10.00 and a medal?

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Deal!

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I quite like our stupid life.

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Is it stupid?

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Oh, it's stupid. Yeah.

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Not that anybody cares, but
the fumigator's rescheduled.

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But it's already in the phone, love.

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Oh, so you're still using that calendar.

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But, Dad, this "on time" thing...

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He left for work.

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Guess the don't need my input at all.

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Now, Dylan...

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No one left to criticize.

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You're the dog that caught the car, Ray.

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Hey, it's not going to last!

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"Dearest Taylor, it's
been an interesting summer.

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May family now has their acts together.

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I have no purpose, and it's
slowly driving me crazy.

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As part of my hair turned gray? Sure.

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And sleep is not many.

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Oh, well. Love, Taylor."

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When the calendar said "walking,"

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I did think it meant
power-walking with your friends.

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You know, how you always wear the suits

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and walk through the
neighborhood in formation,

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judging other people's houses?

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W-We've never done that.

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Really? Where did I see that then?

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Sitcoms about suburbia?

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You really don't do that?

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Should we do that?

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I don't know what's
changed about you, Jimmy,

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but I like it.

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I'm giving you a promotion.

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Here is your red jacket,
and... here is your chair.

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Oh, I...

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On Time Jimmy rules!

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W... Next.

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- Hey!
- Hello, darling!

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- JJ!
- There's my little angel!

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- Aw, there he is! Oh!
- My darling!

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Let me in. Let me have a minute.

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Oh, darling, don't you look fantastic!

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You guys look... weird.

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We are weird. We try now.

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- Uh...
- What's wrong with Ray?

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Turns our he needs
something to criticize.

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Yeah, he's better as
an opposition party.

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Ooh, Candace is getting
her dog ready tomorrow

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to go back to doggy day care.

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And tomorrow is the
last day before school.

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So we, like Candace's dog,
will be getting a trim,

219
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stocking up on snacks, and... oh,

220
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"getting anal glands expressed."

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We'll call that buying highlighters.

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Oh, where is he? Where's my guy?

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My man. Dylan...

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- Hey.
- Ray's ghost.

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JJ was telling us about some
new moves he learned this summer.

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You know how he could sit up
unsupported for 10 seconds,

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then he'd fall over?

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Yeah.

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Now I can sit for 20 S-E...
"seconds" then fall over.

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Aww. I got to see this.

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You can't pick him up, can you?

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Well...

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Muscle memory, man.

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Lifting a person, it's
a very specific movement.

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I'll get it back.

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Wait, don't... Don't practice on JJ.

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You're gonna drop him.

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Practice on something
that doesn't matter.

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I don't even care.

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Ooh, what's this?

241
00:09:03,077 --> 00:09:08,247
Wait, you didn't know about this?

242
00:09:08,249 --> 00:09:10,182
Dear J...

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00:09:17,892 --> 00:09:20,693
Oh, JJ, it's not on the schedule,

244
00:09:20,695 --> 00:09:24,030
but I'm gonna have to
send you to hug jail!

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Oh. What?

246
00:09:27,402 --> 00:09:29,402
We have to talk. Oh,
darling, can it wait?

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I've got book club in three, two...

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_

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Mm. Oh.

250
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"Put down your phone.
What happened to you?"

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You've C-H-A... "changed."

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Yes, I did. And if you'll recall,

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it was you who suggested I change.

254
00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:55,528
"Not into this."

255
00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:57,496
Oh, really?

256
00:09:57,498 --> 00:10:02,068
Ding! 7:02... Ray becomes favorite son.

257
00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:05,438
What's wrong, buddy?

258
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:08,774
Taylor's back. I-I can't
let her see me like this.

259
00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,843
I'm a shell of the man she fell for.

260
00:10:10,845 --> 00:10:12,778
And even that guy's a nine at best.

261
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,715
It's been a tough summer for ya, huh?

262
00:10:15,717 --> 00:10:17,316
With us doing well?

263
00:10:17,318 --> 00:10:19,552
Yeah, and now the perfect girl is here.

264
00:10:19,554 --> 00:10:21,587
And she's got one thing on her mind...

265
00:10:21,589 --> 00:10:24,457
Unwrapping your son
like a Christmas present.

266
00:10:24,459 --> 00:10:27,359
Things are going too well.

267
00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:29,562
Ray,

268
00:10:29,564 --> 00:10:31,230
sometimes in this life,

269
00:10:31,232 --> 00:10:33,499
things are just gonna go your way.

270
00:10:33,501 --> 00:10:37,770
We're DiMeos, we are not built for that.

271
00:10:37,772 --> 00:10:40,706
If it helps, things will get worse.

272
00:10:40,708 --> 00:10:42,108
You're just saying that.

273
00:10:42,110 --> 00:10:45,711
No. I mean it. Bad things are coming.

274
00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:47,780
You believe me?

275
00:10:47,782 --> 00:10:48,948
I want to.

276
00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:50,483
Trust me,

277
00:10:50,485 --> 00:10:52,618
things are not as good as they seem.

278
00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:55,755
Hey, would you like to
see our bank statement?

279
00:11:02,063 --> 00:11:04,463
What are you doing?

280
00:11:04,475 --> 00:11:07,533
Is that a DVD? Did
you put that in there?

281
00:11:07,535 --> 00:11:10,180
Did they give you that at camp?

282
00:11:10,183 --> 00:11:11,537
Hmm.

283
00:11:11,539 --> 00:11:17,343
"I R-O-D-E a horse, and you're
more impressed by the grabber?"

284
00:11:17,345 --> 00:11:19,712
Oh, wow. Can a horse pick
up your dirty knickers?

285
00:11:19,714 --> 00:11:22,314
No. I love the bloody grabber!

286
00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:24,283
Darling...

287
00:11:24,285 --> 00:11:27,953
I know you miss camp.
It's perfectly natural.

288
00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,722
Well, what is it, then?

289
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,293
Is... should...

290
00:11:34,295 --> 00:11:35,494
Should I... Should I...

291
00:11:35,496 --> 00:11:37,596
I'll wait. No, I won't. Should I wait?

292
00:11:37,598 --> 00:11:39,565
Oh. Is this a "Don't finish the sentence

293
00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:40,499
for the stutterer" type thing?

294
00:11:40,501 --> 00:11:41,600
Is it? No.

295
00:11:41,602 --> 00:11:44,036
Get it? Oh, get it. Yeah.

296
00:11:44,038 --> 00:11:45,201
"Dear JJ,

297
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,639
I didn't get to know you as
well as I wanted this summer.

298
00:11:47,642 --> 00:11:51,010
But I have one thing I want
to get before I leave...

299
00:11:51,012 --> 00:11:53,212
My first kiss.

300
00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:55,915
Meet me tonight by the field
after the goodbye bonfire.

301
00:11:55,917 --> 00:11:57,116
XOXO, Alexa."

302
00:11:57,118 --> 00:11:59,718
I told you she liked you! Didn't I?!

303
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,854
Psht! Mommy knows. Mommy knows.

304
00:12:01,856 --> 00:12:04,278
So what happened?

305
00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:07,059
"I found the letter today."

306
00:12:07,061 --> 00:12:08,794
Well, then we've got to
get in touch with her.

307
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,729
Why didn't you tell me sooner?

308
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:14,200
"You were too B-U... 'busy.'"

309
00:12:17,371 --> 00:12:19,605
Wake up! We slept till noon again!

310
00:12:19,607 --> 00:12:21,640
The fumigators are here!

311
00:12:22,577 --> 00:12:24,777
Ow! Why'd you go that way?!

312
00:12:24,779 --> 00:12:25,744
It's more fun!

313
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,840
- Wait, there's no tent.
- Yes,

314
00:12:29,843 --> 00:12:31,784
but you made excellent time out here.

315
00:12:35,323 --> 00:12:36,956
What's going on?

316
00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:39,124
Did you sleep in our van?

317
00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,026
I sublet my apartment for the summer,

318
00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:43,128
and I'm done sleeping on a boat!

319
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,030
The move constantly

320
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,533
and there's a sea lion
that keeps bothering me.

321
00:12:47,535 --> 00:12:49,835
There is a girl who wants to kiss JJ

322
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,103
before the summer's over.

323
00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:52,638
Where does she live?

324
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:56,141
S-E... "Seattle." But her family

325
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:59,311
is D-R... "driving"
C-R... "cross-country."

326
00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:02,281
So, she's somewhere
between Maine and Seattle.

327
00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:03,875
Then that's where we'll go!

328
00:13:03,878 --> 00:13:06,452
To "somewhere between
Maine and Seattle"?

329
00:13:06,454 --> 00:13:08,821
- Yep.
- School starts on Monday.

330
00:13:08,823 --> 00:13:12,024
So you want to go find
a girl when, basically,

331
00:13:12,026 --> 00:13:15,294
all we know about her
location is she's "in America"?

332
00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:16,896
Yes. Exactly.

333
00:13:16,898 --> 00:13:19,498
Look, was it fun getting
our act together? Sure.

334
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,033
But who have we become?

335
00:13:21,035 --> 00:13:22,801
Look, enough with the self-improvement.

336
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,970
This family doesn't split apart

337
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,039
to do sensible, constructive things.

338
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:29,875
No. We come together to do things

339
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:33,279
that are awesome and stupid.

340
00:13:33,281 --> 00:13:34,446
Are you with me?

341
00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:35,414
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah!

342
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:36,682
- I'm down.
- Yeah. All right.

343
00:13:36,684 --> 00:13:37,783
Yeah? Great.

344
00:13:37,785 --> 00:13:40,819
So, let's go... somewhere...

345
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,755
and get JJ his first kiss!

346
00:13:42,757 --> 00:13:43,822
- All right!
- Yeah!

347
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:47,326
This is such a mistake. This is so dumb.

348
00:13:47,328 --> 00:13:49,703
You're all so wrong!

349
00:13:50,552 --> 00:13:52,938
JJ! I found Alexa's Instagram!

350
00:13:52,941 --> 00:13:54,401
Checking her feed.

351
00:13:54,403 --> 00:13:56,035
Her parents...

352
00:13:56,037 --> 00:13:57,937
Her dad posted a picture!

353
00:13:57,939 --> 00:14:00,206
"Pizza in Chicago! Hashtag-Yum!"

354
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,841
Sounds like a great follow.

355
00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:03,846
Her mum posted a picture
of their blue minivan...

356
00:14:03,849 --> 00:14:06,012
"Grand Canyon, here we come!"

357
00:14:06,014 --> 00:14:07,480
We're up, people!

358
00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:09,816
Wait! Let me see if I
got the strength yet.

359
00:14:09,818 --> 00:14:11,184
Aah!

360
00:14:11,186 --> 00:14:13,153
Well, I had the height.

361
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,624
Look, Maya! We're doing it!

362
00:14:17,626 --> 00:14:19,626
Move! This isn't a real thing!

363
00:14:21,463 --> 00:14:24,431
Hey, Trent. I'm gonna
be a little bit late.

364
00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:25,698
Like two days.

365
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,200
Yeah, it's been a while.

366
00:14:27,202 --> 00:14:28,835
Can my usual replacement fill in?

367
00:14:28,837 --> 00:14:31,504
Let me check. Yeah, he's here.

368
00:14:31,506 --> 00:14:34,073
Nice. Thank you, man.

369
00:14:34,075 --> 00:14:35,175
Hi, there.

370
00:14:35,177 --> 00:14:38,144
All right, to heck
with self-improvement!

371
00:14:38,146 --> 00:14:41,181
Bye-bye, summer earnings!

372
00:14:41,183 --> 00:14:43,450
Might have been a bit of
an overreaction, darling.

373
00:14:43,452 --> 00:14:45,618
Yeah, I got caught up in the moment.

374
00:14:47,322 --> 00:14:48,922
Do you copy, over?

375
00:14:48,924 --> 00:14:51,024
Looking for a blue minivan

376
00:14:51,026 --> 00:14:54,260
somewhere in Western America,

377
00:14:54,262 --> 00:14:57,330
Washington state plate
WHISKEY-ECHO-ZULU-

378
00:14:57,332 --> 00:14:58,598
EIGHT-FIVE-NINER, over.

379
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,667
Would you stop it with the CB?

380
00:15:00,669 --> 00:15:04,938
For the last time, this
is a VHF maritime radio.

381
00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:06,840
So do not call it a "CB."

382
00:15:06,842 --> 00:15:09,375
And do not keep
giggling at my call sign.

383
00:15:09,377 --> 00:15:13,279
It was attached to the boat I
borrowed, which I did not name.

384
00:15:13,281 --> 00:15:15,448
This is Island Girl, over.

385
00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:17,183
Does anybody copy for Island Girl?

386
00:15:20,222 --> 00:15:22,355
This is Island Girl.
Does anyone read me?

387
00:15:22,357 --> 00:15:25,091
Come on, dum-dum. Just post
another photo of where you are.

388
00:15:25,093 --> 00:15:27,258
This won't take long. I'm
just gonna get half a tank.

389
00:15:27,261 --> 00:15:30,163
It's $3.40 a gallon here.
It was $2.19 back there.

390
00:15:30,165 --> 00:15:32,232
Wait, so, to save a few bucks,

391
00:15:32,234 --> 00:15:34,934
you won't get more even
though it's 100 miles

392
00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:38,137
in the desert between stations?

393
00:15:38,139 --> 00:15:39,906
Yes!

394
00:15:39,908 --> 00:15:42,041
Ohh. Are you all right, darling?

395
00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:46,446
"It was a nice idea, but
I'm wasting your time."

396
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:48,615
Oh, you're not suggesting
we quit, are you?

397
00:15:49,584 --> 00:15:53,419
"I already hold you back enough."

398
00:15:53,421 --> 00:15:55,688
Darling, what to you mean?

399
00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:59,225
"You got O... organized,
T... Together... better,

400
00:15:59,227 --> 00:16:00,693
when I was gone."

401
00:16:00,695 --> 00:16:02,428
Oh, love.

402
00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:05,465
All right, no. Sorry.

403
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:08,134
Darling, you don't get blame here.

404
00:16:08,136 --> 00:16:09,669
I will give you credit, though.

405
00:16:09,671 --> 00:16:12,805
This whole ridiculous chase we're on?

406
00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:14,874
It's because of you.

407
00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:17,844
You taught us to be spontaneous,

408
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:19,913
to drop everything when it matters.

409
00:16:19,915 --> 00:16:22,415
You did it the first day you came,

410
00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:24,417
and you did it yesterday.

411
00:16:24,419 --> 00:16:26,319
I'll tell you...

412
00:16:26,321 --> 00:16:31,090
It's my favorite part of who we are.

413
00:16:31,092 --> 00:16:35,828
You make us, us.

414
00:16:35,830 --> 00:16:37,597
Island Girl, this is Margaritaville.

415
00:16:37,599 --> 00:16:39,365
I got eyes on your craft, over.

416
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:41,367
Wait! What? You do?! Over?!

417
00:16:41,369 --> 00:16:43,903
Blue minivan. Parked at
the Desert Canyon Motel

418
00:16:43,905 --> 00:16:45,204
in Marble Canyon, over.

419
00:16:45,206 --> 00:16:46,306
- No way!
- Holy crap!

420
00:16:46,308 --> 00:16:48,374
- We can be there in an hour!
- Shotgun!

421
00:16:48,376 --> 00:16:49,242
Go, go!

422
00:16:53,915 --> 00:16:56,916
You have done us a great service,

423
00:16:56,918 --> 00:16:59,719
but one question... I hear
a song in the background.

424
00:16:59,721 --> 00:17:00,987
Is that on the radio?

425
00:17:00,989 --> 00:17:03,122
"Brandy parentheses You're a Fine Girl"?

426
00:17:03,124 --> 00:17:06,693
Playing right now on KYZX 102-niner.

427
00:17:06,695 --> 00:17:10,129
And you are one fine
man, sailor. Over and out!

428
00:17:10,131 --> 00:17:12,765
Uh, people don't really say that. Over.

429
00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,634
All right. Okay.

430
00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:18,905
? Doo-do-doo, doo-do-do-do ?

431
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,907
? Doo-do-do-do-do-do-doo ?

432
00:17:24,379 --> 00:17:27,013
What... What happened?

433
00:17:27,015 --> 00:17:31,651
Uh, I may have forgotten to
actually put gas in the van.

434
00:17:31,653 --> 00:17:35,288
- What?!
- A-And none of you reminded me.

435
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:39,525
- Right over there.
- Now it's $3.50?!

436
00:17:39,527 --> 00:17:40,593
Forget it!

437
00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:42,729
Margaritaville says they're long gone.

438
00:17:42,731 --> 00:17:46,032
Well, I guess failing
because we ran out of gas

439
00:17:46,034 --> 00:17:48,401
is an appropriate ending for us.

440
00:17:48,403 --> 00:17:50,503
"The DiMeos... are back."

441
00:17:55,067 --> 00:17:57,076
WHISKEY-ECHO-ZULU...

442
00:17:57,078 --> 00:17:58,578
JJ.

443
00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:14,927
"I got this."

444
00:18:14,929 --> 00:18:17,630
Yeah, you do, baby boy.

445
00:18:25,473 --> 00:18:27,340
No ramp? No ramp?!

446
00:18:27,342 --> 00:18:31,844
Aah! I'm gonna sue the
pants off... Frank's Gas?

447
00:18:31,846 --> 00:18:33,746
When are we gonna get
screwed by something

448
00:18:33,748 --> 00:18:36,382
that sounds expensive?

449
00:18:38,253 --> 00:18:42,655
I'm ready.

450
00:18:42,657 --> 00:18:44,957
You've got 20 seconds of sitting in you.

451
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:47,260
Get kissing.

452
00:19:19,861 --> 00:19:24,197
16... 17... 18...

453
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:29,702
Hi. We're JJ's family.

454
00:19:29,704 --> 00:19:32,205
Not the first time we've
met someone this way.

455
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:34,507
- Ta-ta!
- See ya!

456
00:19:34,509 --> 00:19:36,609
- Take care!
- Bye!

457
00:19:36,611 --> 00:19:38,644
Six gallons.

458
00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:41,009
Should be enough to get
us to the next gas station.

459
00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:42,081
Maybe.

460
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,983
No. fill 'er up.

461
00:19:43,985 --> 00:19:45,952
We're this close. One more stop.

462
00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:48,521
The Grand Canyon.

463
00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:50,323
You've got to see it before you die.

464
00:19:50,325 --> 00:19:52,592
And maybe someday we will.

465
00:19:52,595 --> 00:19:54,660
It might not be the best way to see it,

466
00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:57,363
but the old DiMeos wouldn't
have made it this far.

467
00:19:57,365 --> 00:19:58,731
I like the new us.

468
00:19:58,734 --> 00:20:00,571
- Oh!
- Honey,

469
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,368
you've got to silence that phone.

470
00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:04,003
- Should we head back?
- Oh, no.

471
00:20:04,005 --> 00:20:05,938
Let's just get a family photo first.

472
00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:06,873
I'll take it.

473
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:09,208
Oh, you squeeze in, too, Island Girl.

474
00:20:13,748 --> 00:20:15,148
Shut up!

475
00:20:16,251 --> 00:20:17,957
Think my eyes were closed anyway.

476
00:20:19,992 --> 00:20:21,259
Taylor!

477
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,762
Ray. Hi. I've missed you.

478
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,063
Our summer's been wonderful.

479
00:20:25,065 --> 00:20:27,198
You don't just get me... You are me.

480
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,567
Some might say I'm the yin to your yin.

481
00:20:29,569 --> 00:20:31,903
And you're hilarious...

482
00:20:31,905 --> 00:20:33,638
which is why I'm so sad it has to end.

483
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:34,696
What?

484
00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:36,941
Things are just going too well.

485
00:20:36,943 --> 00:20:38,543
They're gonna go bad sometime soon,

486
00:20:38,545 --> 00:20:40,845
so what's the point of
torturing ourselves waiting?

487
00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:44,716
No.

488
00:20:44,718 --> 00:20:47,585
It's going to be okay.

489
00:20:47,587 --> 00:20:50,221
And it's going to be wild!

490
00:20:54,017 --> 00:20:55,587
Clear!

491
00:20:55,588 --> 00:21:01,969
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