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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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- Can you hear me, Mr. Morden?
- Yes.

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Cue the recap! Paraguay
vacay made me this way.

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A harbinger of chaos brought
to make this geezer pay.

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I strung along the Dumb Patrol,
flipped the bus into a hole,

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slammed it shut. Wait, what?
Stuffed it up a donkey's butt!

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- Any sign of the Chief?
- We know he's alive.

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A team was forged with one belief,

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to stop at nothing and get their Chief.

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Nazi-beating, doomsday-cheating,

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beard hair-eating, romance-hating,

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punk to skunk, robot chunk,

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flashback dancing with a hunk,

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gator-baiting, half chub-dating,

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sliming through a metal grating,

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death cult all around, Jane
survived the Underground,

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Ant Farm, Larry harmed,
delivering justice with a swarm.

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- No!
- Father-doting,

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hand-exploding, pain obscured
through secret coding.

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Growing close with each endeavor,

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finally they came together.

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But I grew bored with this game of chase

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and trapped them inside the white space.

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Backed their leader against the wall,

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forcing him to spill it all.

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I was responsible for everything

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that has happened to each of you.

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This is the best timeline ever!

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# Doom Patrol 1x15 #
Ezekiel Patrol

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Why?

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I needed you.

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I wanted...

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what you have.

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Immortality.

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What?

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I wanted to...

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I needed to...

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Motherfucker!

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I'm so sorry.

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Liar.

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You lied to Jane.

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You lied to all of us.

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Please let them go.

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What do you take me for, Niles?

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This was never about them.

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Making Silly Putty out of their fragile,

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fractured brains,

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well, that...

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that was all just

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extra-curricular.

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Consider them abandoned conquests.

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Their future is their own now.

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God, I wonder what
they'll do with it. Hmm?

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What does a family do when they realize

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they're no family at
all? They're just rats

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in neighboring cages.

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They're just Petri
dishes on the same shelf.

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You know, I huffed and I puffed,

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but it was you all
along, wasn't it, Niles?

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You destroyed them!

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Just like you destroyed Eric Morden.

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So you've had your revenge.

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What now?

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Why, sky's the limit, old friend.

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I'm going to conduct a parade, I'm
gonna guest-host The View,

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I'm gonna become the next Bachelor!

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The world is a golden oyster for me now.

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But for you,

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Niles Caulder,

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I envision a story
that's a little different.

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I've been waiting
decades to ask you this.

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How does it feel to be a nobody?

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_

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Security to Containment Block Seven.

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All security to Containment Block Seven.

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- Good morning, Joshua.
- Bureau astronomers have

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confirmed your calculations.

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Next week's X-15 test flight
is our clearest shot yet

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to intercept the space anomaly.

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- Very good then.
- Meaning, after we knock

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this pilot from the sky...

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His name is Larry Trainor by the way,

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Captain Larry Trainor, wife, two kids.

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... after we expose him
to unknown space matter,

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after we potentially
burn and radiate him

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beyond the known limits
of human capacity,

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then we're gonna hand
him over to Forsythe

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and his animals? For what?

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And Forsythe will grow
bored with his new toy,

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and then he'll be
ours. Hopefully forever.

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The Immortus Project is working.

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Rita Farr has shown zero
signs of aging since 1955.

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We already have a
perfectly good test subject.

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Now we'll have two.

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Where's the line, Niles?

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'Cause I can't see it anymore.

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The only thing that
should trouble you, Joshua,

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is the alternative.

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Except I don't know
what the alternative is.

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The only way I sleep
at night is because...

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you tell me nothing.

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You're right. And you're welcome.

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- Oh, God.
- _

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_

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- Good morning, Larry.
- Apparently it is.

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I've been looking forward
to this day all semester.

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My students are finally
performing their scene studies,

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and I can't wait to see how they utilize

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the techniques that I've taught them.

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I suspect I'll be
handing out a lot of A's.

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Uh-huh.

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It feels so good to give
back to the community.

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We should've done this ages ago.

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- What?
- Move on.

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Six months ago we learned
our lives had been destroyed

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by a madman. Excuse me if it takes

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more than a moment to
get back my sea legs.

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When we moved into this place,

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we made a promise to each other.

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- I know, but...
- No more hiding.

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I know.

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- I'm trying.
- Mmm.

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Okay.

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What do you think?

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You wanna try for 20 seconds this time?

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Negative Spirit, release!

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Huh.

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There you go, buddy.

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We can do this.

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We can do this. We can...

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Hit the bricks, sister.
We're... we're done. Finito.

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You don't mean that, Kyle.

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I know you better
than you know yourself.

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You wanna pick me up in
those strong arms.

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Cut. Cut.

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Jagger, Esme,

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you failed to move your audience.

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We didn't feel it because
you didn't feel it.

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Mmm? Let me show what it looks like

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when you really connect
to your character.

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And... action!

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Hit the bricks, sister.

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We're done. Finito.

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You don't mean that, Kyle. Hmm?

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I know you better
than you know yourself.

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You wanna pick me up
in these strong arms

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and devour me whole.

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And scene.

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And that, children,

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is what serious dedication
to your craft gets you.

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Being a shitty high
school drama teacher?

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Wow. Dare to dream.

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It's scary not to excel

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at something we aspire
to do, isn't it, Esme?

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I'm not excelling?

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I can't think of anything sadder

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than some washed-up never-was

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who gets their jollies off
out-acting a bunch of teenagers

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who only took this class for the easy A.

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_

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Larry!

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Hurry up! You're missing the booty song.

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Do either of you two
want to buy Marvin Gardens?

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Honestly, I could use the cash.

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Hmm. Larry! This is
absolutely unacceptable!

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1976 is ending,

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and you're stalling like
some truculent schoolboy.

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Uh, now, I believe it's your turn.

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Ugh, I look ridiculous.

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No.

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Now, then, Rita,

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that's not fair.

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Oh, yeah, sure. Laugh it up.

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All right. Keep playing.

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And don't cheat.

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- He's talking to you.
- Uh-huh.

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Forsythe.

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What the hell are you doing here?

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Wonderful home, Dr. Caulder.

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And a happy New Year's Eve.

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You need to leave.

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Oh.

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I'm afraid the matter
at hand is rather urgent.

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What is it?

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You know,

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when the brass told me in '68
I'd be losing Captain Trainor

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to your Immortus Initiative,

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I have to say, I couldn't have imagined

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his new assignment would be quite so...

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cozy.

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Mmm. Well, you have your
methods, I have mine.

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The work we do here
is just as essential.

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Yes.

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I can see that now.

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What is that song?

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My daughter likes that one.

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Cut the bullshit, Agent.

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What's that?

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Well, I believe you once called it

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the "unrelenting,

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uncompromising pursuit of truth".

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Your signature is required, Doctor.

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Our investigators have identified

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your next test subject.

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What are you talking
about? I... I never...

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That request was made over a decade ago.

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And now we've found her.

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Hispanic female, multiple
personality disorder.

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By all accounts, a real wildcat.

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I think you'll agree

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she fits perfectly the
profile you asked us to find.

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Jane.

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- Did you know?
- About what?

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About what that sadistic
fuck did to us, you fucking...

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No, no, no.

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He promised!

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Jane.

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Jane.

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Hey, it's okay.

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He was going to cage us here.

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Cage us like the rest of them.

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Wasn't he?

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Singing caged birdies

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with pretty feathers
for the master to pluck!

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It's okay.

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It's okay.

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Just tell me. Please.

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I knew.

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I can give you the spiel, but...

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the truth is, I was blind.

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Willfully blind.

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You need to make it go away.

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- I know it's difficult...
- You don't know.

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I keep having this dream.

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I find a wound on my chest.

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This old wound that's scabbed over.

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And I know I shouldn't touch it,

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but I keep reaching for it,

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and I can't help but scratch.

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And the wound gets bigger and bigger

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until there's nothing of me left.

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There's a drug.

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An opiate.

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For meta-human powers.

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Niles created it.

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Gave it to me for safe keeping,

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so he wouldn't be tempted.

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It's not a fix or a cure.

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It calms the noise, it
makes it more manageable,

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but it doesn't discriminate.

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Jane, it quiets everything.

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The good and the bad.

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In order to use it safely,

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we'd have to stick to a strict regimen.

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I have to monitor your dosage, vitals...

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I'm sorry, Kay.

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It's okay.

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It feels better now.

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_

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_

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- Niles?
- Huh?

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Elinore? Elinore.

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Thank you for coming.

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This...

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He's my last research subject.

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He was a race car driver.

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Father.

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Husband.

269
00:19:19,318 --> 00:19:20,641
I'm afraid all that...

270
00:19:24,722 --> 00:19:26,910
This is hitting me the hardest of all.

271
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,331
The crash was supposed
to be on the racetrack.

272
00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:36,542
No one else was to get hurt.

273
00:19:37,722 --> 00:19:41,106
No one what? What does that
mean, he was "supposed to"?

274
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,442
How would you know...

275
00:19:43,675 --> 00:19:45,409
that a man is supposed to crash?

276
00:19:45,444 --> 00:19:46,844
It's all gone too far.

277
00:19:48,547 --> 00:19:50,280
It's all gone too far, Elinore.

278
00:19:50,281 --> 00:19:52,250
I used to think I had no alternative.

279
00:19:52,283 --> 00:19:54,477
That there wasn't an
alternative, but it's...

280
00:19:55,976 --> 00:19:57,016
gone too far.

281
00:20:00,892 --> 00:20:02,091
Niles...

282
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:08,925
I love you...

283
00:20:10,636 --> 00:20:12,872
as a mentor and a friend.

284
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:15,374
And you are scaring

285
00:20:15,406 --> 00:20:17,187
the ever-loving fuck
out of me right now.

286
00:20:18,199 --> 00:20:19,802
I need to tell you something.

287
00:20:22,843 --> 00:20:24,259
And I need you to promise

288
00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:27,454
when it's finished

289
00:20:30,388 --> 00:20:32,104
that you'll still be my friend.

290
00:20:39,231 --> 00:20:41,309
Cliff! Your order's up.

291
00:20:41,933 --> 00:20:42,933
Yo!

292
00:21:34,386 --> 00:21:39,036
_

293
00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:58,944
You know how much I cared for Elinore.

294
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,311
She would have wanted it this way.

295
00:22:03,347 --> 00:22:04,921
For Victor to survive.

296
00:22:06,652 --> 00:22:08,916
There's some comfort in that.

297
00:22:10,722 --> 00:22:11,822
Cold comfort.

298
00:22:13,392 --> 00:22:14,447
But thank you.

299
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,037
If I may...

300
00:22:16,850 --> 00:22:18,421
one piece of advice.

301
00:22:19,565 --> 00:22:21,666
If there's one thing I've
learned from my research,

302
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:24,403
Victor is going to need special care.

303
00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:25,870
No offense,

304
00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:28,241
but we are not talking

305
00:22:28,773 --> 00:22:32,511
about homeschooling
my son's recovery here.

306
00:22:32,543 --> 00:22:33,878
S.T.A.R. Labs has it covered.

307
00:22:33,913 --> 00:22:36,672
I'm not talking about
technology or facilities.

308
00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:41,198
There's a holistic
component to be considered.

309
00:22:42,386 --> 00:22:44,511
Patience. Empathy.

310
00:22:45,723 --> 00:22:47,214
And I'm not capable of giving it.

311
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,120
Is that what you're saying?

312
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:51,703
No, I'm... I just suggest...

313
00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:56,663
You might be surprised

314
00:22:56,868 --> 00:22:59,829
just how much of a
tonic compassion can be.

315
00:23:03,075 --> 00:23:05,742
And exactly who do you
think you're fooling here?

316
00:23:05,743 --> 00:23:09,078
Hmm? You talk about compassion? Empathy?

317
00:23:10,581 --> 00:23:11,946
Like you invented it?

318
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:14,707
I'm...

319
00:23:17,108 --> 00:23:18,762
I was her husband.

320
00:23:20,592 --> 00:23:23,145
And you don't think she
told me what you did?

321
00:23:24,262 --> 00:23:29,473
You think you have any standing
to lecture me about family?

322
00:23:30,521 --> 00:23:32,297
I just put my son back together.

323
00:23:33,472 --> 00:23:34,540
My son!

324
00:23:35,074 --> 00:23:37,309
And you think that
you and I are the same?

325
00:23:38,094 --> 00:23:40,098
You think what you did...

326
00:23:41,413 --> 00:23:43,989
and what I did are the same?

327
00:23:44,449 --> 00:23:46,106
This wasn't some experiment.

328
00:23:47,117 --> 00:23:48,504
I turned my...

329
00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:53,207
sweet, affable, athletic,

330
00:23:53,725 --> 00:23:56,883
charming, delicious boy

331
00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:59,273
into a freak of nature.

332
00:24:01,054 --> 00:24:02,195
I did it out of love.

333
00:24:04,795 --> 00:24:06,672
Why the hell did you do it, Niles?

334
00:24:07,350 --> 00:24:08,519
To those people?

335
00:24:09,321 --> 00:24:11,184
You speak to me about compassion?

336
00:24:13,939 --> 00:24:15,175
Don't ever.

337
00:24:16,682 --> 00:24:18,032
Don't you dare.

338
00:24:40,504 --> 00:24:42,206
Who are you?

339
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,809
Me?

340
00:24:43,841 --> 00:24:47,422
I'm you.

341
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:00,721
Hey, Dad.

342
00:25:01,492 --> 00:25:02,818
You okay, son?

343
00:25:04,021 --> 00:25:05,295
Fine. Um...

344
00:25:06,097 --> 00:25:08,200
Just been up all night
working that Bitcoin ring.

345
00:25:08,233 --> 00:25:11,020
Well, you know, if that cybercrime is

346
00:25:11,021 --> 00:25:13,838
too dry for you, you can always
go back out into the field.

347
00:25:13,872 --> 00:25:15,308
My time's better spent taking down

348
00:25:15,340 --> 00:25:18,349
international money launderers
than two-bit purse-snatchers.

349
00:25:18,374 --> 00:25:19,774
- Don't you think?
- Um, of course.

350
00:25:22,379 --> 00:25:23,448
Either way,

351
00:25:24,182 --> 00:25:25,317
I'm proud of you.

352
00:25:25,951 --> 00:25:27,118
I hope you know that.

353
00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:28,887
Sure.

354
00:25:29,312 --> 00:25:30,614
Look, I gotta get back to it.

355
00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:56,682
Is there any sweeter
feeling than revenge?

356
00:25:57,915 --> 00:26:00,918
That's an excellent
question, Whoopi, and...

357
00:26:00,953 --> 00:26:02,619
I don't think that there is.

358
00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,254
And the only thing that I'm more sure of

359
00:26:04,255 --> 00:26:07,125
is that it will never,
ever, ever go away!

360
00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:16,154
"A convoluted, meandering
plot that ends in a whimper.

361
00:26:17,601 --> 00:26:18,904
An impotent villain

362
00:26:18,936 --> 00:26:21,967
with a cliché approach to revenge"!

363
00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:24,842
You know what, he's right.

364
00:26:27,428 --> 00:26:29,131
He's totally right!

365
00:26:30,347 --> 00:26:32,651
- _
- He's... he's totally right.

366
00:26:32,684 --> 00:26:34,752
At long last, I have found you!

367
00:26:34,787 --> 00:26:36,108
No!

368
00:26:38,089 --> 00:26:40,889
Be still, you fudger! Be still, I say!

369
00:26:41,551 --> 00:26:43,662
Did you just call me a "fudger"?

370
00:26:43,694 --> 00:26:46,799
Silence, recreant! For this is my time.

371
00:26:46,831 --> 00:26:48,267
I have waited centuries

372
00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:50,702
for the rapture foretold
in the scripture.

373
00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:52,937
Twice you have brought us to its brink,

374
00:26:52,972 --> 00:26:54,606
and twice you have failed.

375
00:26:54,639 --> 00:26:56,707
Explain yourself! I demand it!

376
00:26:56,742 --> 00:26:59,078
Well, I was going for
more of a personal tale

377
00:26:59,110 --> 00:27:01,480
of vengeance and betrayal. You know...

378
00:27:01,512 --> 00:27:02,940
emotional stakes.

379
00:27:03,548 --> 00:27:05,331
Real premium cable shit.

380
00:27:06,085 --> 00:27:08,286
So, you're not an agent of the Lord?

381
00:27:08,319 --> 00:27:09,954
No, there is no God.

382
00:27:09,989 --> 00:27:14,092
If there was, I wouldn't
be so devoid of purpose.

383
00:27:14,126 --> 00:27:15,793
Oh, a crisis of faith!

384
00:27:15,828 --> 00:27:17,963
This is why Father has led me to you,

385
00:27:17,997 --> 00:27:20,699
to set you back on
the path to His glory!

386
00:27:20,732 --> 00:27:24,537
Path to glory? Oh, I
like the sound of that.

387
00:27:24,569 --> 00:27:27,230
- To His glory.
- Yeah, that's what I said.

388
00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:28,941
To glory.

389
00:27:29,707 --> 00:27:31,245
Oh, but it's no use!

390
00:27:33,044 --> 00:27:36,415
I have already completed
my life's masterwork

391
00:27:36,449 --> 00:27:40,853
by turning everyone Niles
Caulder loves against him.

392
00:27:40,886 --> 00:27:45,656
There isn't a person alive
that he can call friend.

393
00:27:45,691 --> 00:27:48,030
No man, no woman...

394
00:27:48,596 --> 00:27:49,647
Woman.

395
00:27:56,423 --> 00:27:57,492
I want the truth.

396
00:27:58,502 --> 00:27:59,738
Where is she?

397
00:28:01,374 --> 00:28:05,677
It seems as though I left
some vengeance on the table.

398
00:28:05,712 --> 00:28:09,013
I really gotta amp things up this
time, really make a show of force!

399
00:28:09,048 --> 00:28:10,415
You need guys?

400
00:28:10,449 --> 00:28:13,318
I know a rat who spent
an entire afternoon

401
00:28:13,319 --> 00:28:17,722
exacting revenge on the
robot who killed his mother.

402
00:28:17,755 --> 00:28:19,024
Admiral Whiskers?

403
00:28:19,758 --> 00:28:21,036
I love that guy.

404
00:28:23,729 --> 00:28:24,896
_

405
00:28:26,165 --> 00:28:29,100
This is a splendid start. Who else?

406
00:28:29,134 --> 00:28:30,702
Hmm. You know what?

407
00:28:30,735 --> 00:28:33,771
Let's start small. A trinity.

408
00:28:33,805 --> 00:28:36,212
Hmm. Hmm, I like it.

409
00:28:36,237 --> 00:28:38,307
I like it. A menage-a-us.

410
00:28:38,543 --> 00:28:42,681
And we shall call ourselves The
Brotherhood of Dangerous Animals!

411
00:28:42,706 --> 00:28:44,075
Hosanna!

412
00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:45,293
_

413
00:28:45,317 --> 00:28:50,289
Yes. It is tight, Admiral Whiskers.

414
00:28:50,321 --> 00:28:55,122
Yes! And vengeance will be mine!

415
00:28:55,793 --> 00:28:58,062
Again. For real this time.

416
00:28:58,097 --> 00:29:02,466
And when we get Niles Caulder... again,

417
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,836
the world will be ours!

418
00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:10,407
Then we shall destroy it!

419
00:29:10,442 --> 00:29:11,628
Maybe.

420
00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:14,433
If there's time.

421
00:29:39,079 --> 00:29:40,214
Morning, dear.

422
00:29:41,807 --> 00:29:44,000
We hit 20 seconds yesterday.

423
00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:45,711
At least, I think we did.

424
00:29:46,979 --> 00:29:49,847
I passed out at some
point. But it felt longer.

425
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,217
Bully for you.

426
00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:54,021
Rough day at school?

427
00:29:55,169 --> 00:29:58,766
- _
- I was emotionally

428
00:29:58,767 --> 00:30:01,489
assassinated by a 13-year-old girl.

429
00:30:03,962 --> 00:30:06,232
I'm not even sure what
we're doing here, Larry.

430
00:30:06,264 --> 00:30:09,367
We're doing exactly what we
were doing back at the manor,

431
00:30:09,401 --> 00:30:10,403
just getting by.

432
00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:12,872
That's not enough for me. Not anymore.

433
00:30:13,505 --> 00:30:17,283
There has to be more
to life than just this.

434
00:30:17,577 --> 00:30:19,978
# We'll be singing #

435
00:30:20,011 --> 00:30:22,614
# When we're winning #

436
00:30:22,646 --> 00:30:24,148
# We'll be singing... #

437
00:30:24,183 --> 00:30:27,051
- Neighbors?
- Moved last week.

438
00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:30,722
# We'll be singing #

439
00:30:30,757 --> 00:30:33,992
# We'll be singing when we're winning #

440
00:30:34,026 --> 00:30:36,606
Do you think Old Man Arnold can hear it?

441
00:30:37,404 --> 00:30:38,574
Hear what?

442
00:30:39,164 --> 00:30:41,899
Nothing! Have a nice day now.

443
00:30:41,934 --> 00:30:43,868
Eat shit, ginger!

444
00:30:43,902 --> 00:30:45,236
# You'll be singing... #

445
00:30:45,271 --> 00:30:47,965
- Disembodied singing.
- Never a good sign.

446
00:30:48,674 --> 00:30:52,330
Although, we could follow
it. See where it leads.

447
00:30:53,546 --> 00:30:56,048
It's not like we have much to lose.

448
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,415
No, just our lives.

449
00:30:57,450 --> 00:30:59,819
But, hey, we're living
on stolen time anyway,

450
00:30:59,844 --> 00:31:01,328
so why not take it for granted and

451
00:31:01,353 --> 00:31:03,412
dive headlong into shark-infested waters

452
00:31:03,437 --> 00:31:05,155
that will undoubtedly
lead us back to the man

453
00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:06,959
who permanently disfigured us

454
00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:09,161
and lied to us about it for decades?

455
00:31:09,649 --> 00:31:12,234
We're the ones who don't
get involved. Remember?

456
00:31:13,094 --> 00:31:15,429
# We'll be singing... #

457
00:31:15,454 --> 00:31:16,691
No more hiding.

458
00:31:17,884 --> 00:31:20,186
# We'll be singing #

459
00:31:35,819 --> 00:31:36,899
Kay...

460
00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:40,425
Stay here.

461
00:31:40,459 --> 00:31:43,928
Sweet, sweet baby... Baby...

462
00:31:43,962 --> 00:31:45,297
Who's there?

463
00:31:45,330 --> 00:31:47,557
No, Kay. Don't forget.

464
00:31:48,363 --> 00:31:49,588
You can't forget.

465
00:31:50,401 --> 00:31:51,494
I'll get her, Jane.

466
00:31:52,158 --> 00:31:53,252
Don't worry.

467
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:56,375
Kay...

468
00:31:56,376 --> 00:31:57,541
Come here, monkey.

469
00:31:57,542 --> 00:32:00,745
Sweet, sweet baby... Baby...

470
00:32:00,780 --> 00:32:03,747
I know you think
this is how it has to be,

471
00:32:03,748 --> 00:32:05,449
but this isn't healing, Jane.

472
00:32:06,151 --> 00:32:09,251
Forgetting and hiding isn't healing.

473
00:32:11,956 --> 00:32:13,288
You have to go up.

474
00:32:16,193 --> 00:32:17,233
I can't.

475
00:32:20,165 --> 00:32:21,456
We're safer here.

476
00:32:23,002 --> 00:32:24,604
We're happy, aren't we?

477
00:32:29,841 --> 00:32:31,643
# And you're never gonna keep me down #

478
00:32:31,644 --> 00:32:34,346
# I get knocked down
but I get up again #

479
00:32:34,371 --> 00:32:36,418
# And you're never gonna keep me down #

480
00:32:36,443 --> 00:32:37,915
What the fuck!

481
00:32:39,184 --> 00:32:42,437
- Uh... Hi. Uh...
- What the fuck?

482
00:32:44,623 --> 00:32:47,684
You're the one who's been bringing
me cold food this whole time?

483
00:32:48,627 --> 00:32:49,962
For months?

484
00:32:49,987 --> 00:32:51,160
Um...

485
00:32:52,764 --> 00:32:55,467
Well, yeah, when I'm not
busy. I'm busy a lot, you know.

486
00:32:55,492 --> 00:32:56,507
There just happens to be a food truck

487
00:32:56,531 --> 00:32:58,703
where I'm busy most, and I, um...

488
00:32:58,738 --> 00:33:00,672
I mean, it's not like
I could eat any of it.

489
00:33:01,306 --> 00:33:03,509
Thanks.

490
00:33:03,541 --> 00:33:04,928
Might be a little soggy.

491
00:33:06,078 --> 00:33:08,247
I tripped. Manhole just came out of...

492
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,582
Do you hear that music too?

493
00:33:10,214 --> 00:33:11,383
All morning.

494
00:33:12,817 --> 00:33:13,933
You, uh...

495
00:33:15,729 --> 00:33:17,665
You wanna go fuck up
whoever's playing it?

496
00:33:18,089 --> 00:33:19,224
Fuck, yeah!

497
00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:21,910
# ... but I get up again #

498
00:33:24,262 --> 00:33:25,763
# I get knocked down
but I get up again #

499
00:33:25,764 --> 00:33:27,715
# And you're never gonna keep me down #

500
00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:30,468
# I get knocked down
but I get up again #

501
00:33:30,469 --> 00:33:32,673
# And you're never gonna keep me down #

502
00:33:34,205 --> 00:33:37,460
# Pissing the night away #

503
00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:42,048
# Pissing the night away #

504
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,549
# He drinks a whiskey drink
he drinks a vodka drink #

505
00:33:44,582 --> 00:33:46,751
# He drinks a lager drink
he drinks a cider drink #

506
00:33:46,786 --> 00:33:49,120
# He sings the songs that
remind him of the good times #

507
00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:51,243
So, my timing might be shit here,

508
00:33:51,268 --> 00:33:55,260
but I, for one, am grateful
a disembodied Chumbawamba

509
00:33:55,293 --> 00:33:56,863
has brought us all back together.

510
00:34:00,264 --> 00:34:04,971
# I get knocked down
but I get up again #

511
00:34:05,003 --> 00:34:07,739
# I get knocked down
but I get up again #

512
00:34:07,740 --> 00:34:09,642
# And you're never gonna keep me down #

513
00:34:09,674 --> 00:34:12,377
# I get knocked down
but I get up again #

514
00:34:12,410 --> 00:34:14,278
# And you're never gonna keep me down #

515
00:34:14,312 --> 00:34:15,604
# I get knocked down... #

516
00:34:15,629 --> 00:34:18,718
Can I just say there better be a
good fucking reason why we're here?

517
00:34:18,751 --> 00:34:20,893
And it better be to turn
off that fucking song.

518
00:34:23,055 --> 00:34:24,368
Because honestly,

519
00:34:24,392 --> 00:34:25,915
I'd rather stick sharks in my vagina

520
00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:27,626
than be in the same zip code as you.

521
00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:30,764
It's Mr. Nobody. He's kidnapped Danny.

522
00:34:31,585 --> 00:34:33,888
- So, rescue Danny.
- I can't.

523
00:34:36,355 --> 00:34:37,632
I need your help.

524
00:34:50,314 --> 00:34:52,619
A long time ago, I had a daughter.

525
00:34:55,221 --> 00:34:57,963
She's extraordinary
and everything to me,

526
00:34:58,917 --> 00:35:00,432
and I'm afraid...

527
00:35:01,986 --> 00:35:05,525
she is a danger to all of us.

528
00:35:07,665 --> 00:35:10,835
All I ever wanted was to live
one day longer than she did,

529
00:35:11,528 --> 00:35:12,821
to protect her.

530
00:35:13,829 --> 00:35:15,523
To protect others.

531
00:35:17,836 --> 00:35:21,605
That's why I created each one of you.

532
00:35:27,362 --> 00:35:31,719
I need to study any means
possible of extending my own life.

533
00:35:34,235 --> 00:35:38,063
So, we were lab rats.
Just like Mr. Nobody said.

534
00:35:39,164 --> 00:35:42,635
Yes, at first. I can't deny that.

535
00:35:43,231 --> 00:35:46,804
Okay, I'm sorry, but
invoking your daughter now,

536
00:35:47,738 --> 00:35:48,915
it's fucking evil.

537
00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:50,309
It's the truth.

538
00:35:50,341 --> 00:35:52,611
I hid her for years on Danny,

539
00:35:52,714 --> 00:35:55,168
who graciously accepted
to be her caretaker.

540
00:35:57,688 --> 00:35:58,751
Somehow,

541
00:35:59,862 --> 00:36:01,097
Mr. Nobody

542
00:36:02,453 --> 00:36:04,356
has found out about her,

543
00:36:04,388 --> 00:36:08,088
and he's trapped them
both inside this painting.

544
00:36:11,028 --> 00:36:12,198
Please.

545
00:36:15,768 --> 00:36:17,070
She's all I've got left.

546
00:36:18,403 --> 00:36:21,339
Tell you what. I'll help
you with your daughter

547
00:36:21,792 --> 00:36:25,310
as soon as you invent a time machine

548
00:36:25,343 --> 00:36:29,565
that gets me back the 30
years I lost with mine.

549
00:36:29,590 --> 00:36:32,528
Till then, fuck you forever!

550
00:36:34,637 --> 00:36:37,521
And Danny? You're just
gonna turn your back on them?

551
00:36:37,522 --> 00:36:39,241
Even though they had no part in this?

552
00:36:39,266 --> 00:36:43,060
I'm sorry, what part of "fuck
you forever" was in Hebrew?

553
00:36:43,085 --> 00:36:44,188
I'll do it.

554
00:36:45,631 --> 00:36:48,267
For Danny. Even your daughter.

555
00:36:50,035 --> 00:36:51,218
Not for you.

556
00:36:52,236 --> 00:36:54,606
Wait! You're doing this?

557
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,341
Niles Caulder, you're an awful,

558
00:36:57,376 --> 00:37:01,461
vermin-infested, garbage... person.

559
00:37:02,148 --> 00:37:04,445
But so help me, I'm going
into that painting too.

560
00:37:05,385 --> 00:37:07,695
I was terrible as a human being,

561
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:10,334
and even worse as an acting teacher.

562
00:37:12,420 --> 00:37:16,461
The only time I don't feel
like a complete asshole

563
00:37:16,486 --> 00:37:17,723
is when I'm dealing with...

564
00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:22,060
whatever you would
call this foolishness.

565
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,542
Larry.

566
00:37:25,216 --> 00:37:26,884
Does my opinion even matter?

567
00:37:27,607 --> 00:37:28,810
Cliff.

568
00:37:29,008 --> 00:37:32,088
Great! Now I'm the fucking
asshole who's a fucking asshole

569
00:37:32,113 --> 00:37:33,645
if I don't walk into
the fucking painting.

570
00:37:33,646 --> 00:37:35,920
Of course I'm gonna fucking
walk into the fucking painting,

571
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:36,945
because, let's be honest,

572
00:37:36,946 --> 00:37:38,647
who the fuck else is
enough of a fucking asshole

573
00:37:38,671 --> 00:37:40,184
to walk into a fucking painting?

574
00:37:40,185 --> 00:37:41,320
Let's go!

575
00:37:42,568 --> 00:37:46,638
Okay, so get into the
painting... somehow,

576
00:37:46,663 --> 00:37:49,098
and then rescue Danny
and your daughter somehow.

577
00:37:49,123 --> 00:37:50,759
Getting in is gonna be the easy part.

578
00:37:50,896 --> 00:37:52,865
It's the getting out
that's gonna be tricky.

579
00:37:52,897 --> 00:37:54,767
Why? What do we have to do?

580
00:37:54,799 --> 00:37:57,462
I don't know. That's
why it's gonna be tricky.

581
00:37:57,487 --> 00:37:58,767
Ah. Okay.

582
00:38:02,073 --> 00:38:04,075
So, what do we do? Just
stare at this thing?

583
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,470
Keep staring. Keep staring.

584
00:38:14,586 --> 00:38:16,321
Where is everyone?

585
00:38:18,457 --> 00:38:21,796
- _
- Danny, you okay? What's going...

586
00:38:21,821 --> 00:38:23,882
Uh, can't see. All right.

587
00:38:28,436 --> 00:38:31,236
_

588
00:38:31,269 --> 00:38:33,071
Danny, what about her?

589
00:38:33,104 --> 00:38:34,206
She safe?

590
00:38:36,542 --> 00:38:38,191
Uh... Guys?

591
00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:40,460
_

592
00:38:47,318 --> 00:38:48,823
What the hell is that?

593
00:38:51,455 --> 00:38:54,225
Now comes your reckoning!

594
00:38:54,258 --> 00:38:55,627
Oh, God.

595
00:38:55,660 --> 00:38:59,097
Behold! I am His right hand.

596
00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:02,334
His scythe! Use me, Father!

597
00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:06,238
I am your disciple, your fifth horseman!

598
00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:08,344
Take cover!

599
00:39:11,842 --> 00:39:13,411
Shit! Shit!

600
00:39:14,065 --> 00:39:15,299
Shit!

601
00:39:15,324 --> 00:39:19,284
Shit! Shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit!

602
00:39:20,809 --> 00:39:24,146
# Oh, Danny boy #

603
00:39:24,171 --> 00:39:26,172
# Danny boy #

604
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,300
I'm so sorry, Danny boy!

605
00:39:28,325 --> 00:39:30,738
Oh, my God. Danny was right. You came.

606
00:39:30,763 --> 00:39:32,697
I'm so happy to see you guys.

607
00:39:32,698 --> 00:39:34,264
Man, what the hell are you doing?

608
00:39:36,187 --> 00:39:38,269
I fucked up. I fucked up.

609
00:39:38,703 --> 00:39:42,140
I fucked up so hard.

610
00:39:42,173 --> 00:39:44,575
I was happy here, you know.

611
00:39:44,609 --> 00:39:47,780
This guy shows up,
Mr. Nobody, offering me

612
00:39:47,812 --> 00:39:52,149
bags of Lincoln, da Vinci, ZZ Top.

613
00:39:52,182 --> 00:39:54,895
Their beards tasted so good.

614
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:56,957
And I told him...

615
00:39:59,390 --> 00:40:01,526
I told him everything.

616
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,465
You sold her out.

617
00:40:15,374 --> 00:40:16,572
What did you do?

618
00:40:16,973 --> 00:40:18,410
What did I do?

619
00:40:18,443 --> 00:40:21,981
I mean, sure, I trapped
Danny in this Goddamn painting

620
00:40:22,013 --> 00:40:24,583
before realizing that it
would turn me into this...

621
00:40:25,835 --> 00:40:27,069
this husk!

622
00:40:27,252 --> 00:40:29,342
All I wanted to do

623
00:40:29,787 --> 00:40:32,057
was to meet that
Cro-Magnon squeeze of yours,

624
00:40:32,091 --> 00:40:34,292
and lo and behold, all that remains

625
00:40:34,327 --> 00:40:37,830
is an adorable, almighty
chip off the old block.

626
00:40:37,863 --> 00:40:40,499
If you so much as harmed
a hair on her head...

627
00:40:43,236 --> 00:40:48,073
She enlarged those two
backstabbing vermin!

628
00:40:48,288 --> 00:40:51,357
Have you ever tried
talking sense to a pest

629
00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:55,246
while he enjoys his very own
re-enactment of a Kaiju movie?

630
00:40:55,247 --> 00:40:56,381
It is impossible!

631
00:40:56,414 --> 00:40:58,417
Shut up! Look, we need a plan.

632
00:40:58,450 --> 00:41:00,952
Look, we were the only people
in this whole entire world

633
00:41:00,986 --> 00:41:03,256
who got Danny's SOS
and followed it here.

634
00:41:03,289 --> 00:41:05,957
We're standing inside the
heart of a sentient street,

635
00:41:05,990 --> 00:41:08,693
inside a magic painting
with a giant-ass cockroach,

636
00:41:08,727 --> 00:41:09,937
a guy who hunts beards, and...

637
00:41:09,961 --> 00:41:12,196
And an inter-dimensional fuck-up.

638
00:41:14,033 --> 00:41:16,068
If anybody's gonna save Danny

639
00:41:16,102 --> 00:41:19,504
and the Chief's daughter,
it's gonna be us.

640
00:41:19,537 --> 00:41:22,025
Fine. What's this plan?

641
00:41:27,424 --> 00:41:28,847
This way. Quickly!

642
00:41:30,348 --> 00:41:32,987
She's in the Doll
Hospital, down the stairs.

643
00:41:35,319 --> 00:41:36,921
That wasn't so bad.

644
00:41:36,955 --> 00:41:39,825
Maybe the giant roach found
a giant turd to chow down on

645
00:41:39,857 --> 00:41:41,359
and forgot all about us.

646
00:41:47,765 --> 00:41:49,734
It's the roach, isn't it?

647
00:41:59,036 --> 00:42:01,040
Oh, fuck my life!

648
00:42:01,939 --> 00:42:05,423
Jane, run!

649
00:42:06,069 --> 00:42:07,404
The fuck!

650
00:42:16,704 --> 00:42:18,075
Come and get it, asshole!

651
00:42:20,865 --> 00:42:23,716
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!

652
00:42:27,805 --> 00:42:30,374
No. Find my daughter.

653
00:42:30,408 --> 00:42:32,408
The Doll Hospital. Go.

654
00:42:49,528 --> 00:42:52,246
I was supposed to be the villain

655
00:42:53,498 --> 00:42:55,419
of this shitty piece.

656
00:42:57,702 --> 00:43:00,805
I was bested by a little girl,

657
00:43:00,839 --> 00:43:04,475
and thrown out of my
own criminal organization

658
00:43:04,508 --> 00:43:07,513
by a rat and a roach.

659
00:43:08,546 --> 00:43:09,548
Me...

660
00:43:11,383 --> 00:43:14,053
The big bad. The black hat.

661
00:43:14,086 --> 00:43:16,493
You can't make this shit up!

662
00:43:18,212 --> 00:43:20,627
Yesterday, a 13-year-old girl told me

663
00:43:20,652 --> 00:43:22,493
to fuck my face with a weed-whacker.

664
00:43:24,428 --> 00:43:26,499
Congratulations.

665
00:43:27,274 --> 00:43:29,343
We both suck.

666
00:43:29,368 --> 00:43:31,037
That's one way to tell the story.

667
00:43:31,236 --> 00:43:32,537
It's the truth.

668
00:43:32,571 --> 00:43:33,921
It's the past.

669
00:43:35,056 --> 00:43:37,132
The future is still
yours for the making.

670
00:43:38,577 --> 00:43:40,713
Why? What's the point?

671
00:43:41,499 --> 00:43:44,482
I know what it's like to be a nobody.

672
00:43:45,383 --> 00:43:49,155
But as bad as that felt, I'd
rather be nobody than nothing.

673
00:43:49,187 --> 00:43:51,390
And that is exactly
what you're going to be

674
00:43:51,423 --> 00:43:54,493
if you don't quit feeling
sorry for yourself.

675
00:43:54,526 --> 00:43:55,827
You don't give a shit about me.

676
00:43:55,861 --> 00:43:58,430
You're only saying all of
this to save your own tuchus.

677
00:44:00,499 --> 00:44:03,468
That is... 100% true.

678
00:44:03,502 --> 00:44:05,470
But think about it this way,

679
00:44:05,504 --> 00:44:09,374
if you give up now, your
story is a forgettable,

680
00:44:09,406 --> 00:44:11,909
disappointing defeat,

681
00:44:12,049 --> 00:44:16,249
but if you take up your
narration once again,

682
00:44:16,682 --> 00:44:22,887
you can turn your tale into
something beloved by all,

683
00:44:22,888 --> 00:44:26,325
told and retold time after time.

684
00:44:27,359 --> 00:44:28,495
A comeback.

685
00:44:31,696 --> 00:44:33,269
What do you want me to do?

686
00:44:35,301 --> 00:44:38,537
# Give me joy in my heart #

687
00:44:38,569 --> 00:44:41,073
# Keep me praising #

688
00:44:41,106 --> 00:44:45,410
# Give me joy in my heart I pray #

689
00:44:45,443 --> 00:44:48,479
There he stood,

690
00:44:48,513 --> 00:44:51,422
anointed with purpose. Ezekiel!

691
00:44:51,984 --> 00:44:55,553
Born of the most Herculean
and timeless of creatures.

692
00:44:55,586 --> 00:44:57,372
Father, is that you?

693
00:44:57,397 --> 00:44:58,450
No.

694
00:44:58,475 --> 00:45:01,601
Ezekiel realized that it
wasn't God, it couldn't be,

695
00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:04,457
because he was God all along.

696
00:45:04,482 --> 00:45:05,590
Huh?

697
00:45:05,615 --> 00:45:08,724
For who else was more
powerful than the cockroach?

698
00:45:08,874 --> 00:45:11,219
Who else could survive mass extinctions,

699
00:45:11,244 --> 00:45:13,338
plagues, and nuclear explosions?

700
00:45:13,370 --> 00:45:14,506
No one!

701
00:45:14,539 --> 00:45:16,841
Only I, only Ezekiel.

702
00:45:16,874 --> 00:45:18,910
And if he wanted Armageddon,

703
00:45:18,943 --> 00:45:22,414
he would have to manifest
Revelations himself!

704
00:45:22,446 --> 00:45:24,649
Yes! I am ready!

705
00:45:24,827 --> 00:45:28,130
Now was the time for
the meek to inherit the Earth.

706
00:45:28,155 --> 00:45:31,192
It was time for the meek to devour it.

707
00:45:31,723 --> 00:45:32,890
Devour?

708
00:45:32,924 --> 00:45:35,462
Ugh. Three o'clock. Behind the BMW.

709
00:45:36,595 --> 00:45:40,832
Why, a God would not be sated
on scraps of guano alone.

710
00:45:40,865 --> 00:45:42,801
Ezekiel had a new appetite.

711
00:45:42,834 --> 00:45:44,803
He desired to eat...

712
00:45:44,836 --> 00:45:46,604
... the world.

713
00:45:46,638 --> 00:45:48,240
Yes!

714
00:45:48,274 --> 00:45:51,443
Now having tasted the great Cyborg,

715
00:45:51,477 --> 00:45:54,178
Ezekiel's craving for power grew.

716
00:45:54,213 --> 00:45:56,781
I am become God!

717
00:45:56,814 --> 00:45:59,017
Destroyer of worlds!

718
00:46:03,388 --> 00:46:07,993
Of all the stupid
ways I expected to die,

719
00:46:08,026 --> 00:46:12,397
getting eaten by a Godzilla-rat
never made the list.

720
00:46:12,430 --> 00:46:15,066
I don't know. Maybe I deserve this.

721
00:46:15,100 --> 00:46:18,002
I was a shitty dad and a worse husband.

722
00:46:18,035 --> 00:46:20,071
Uh, let's see, what else?

723
00:46:20,104 --> 00:46:23,309
_

724
00:46:23,341 --> 00:46:26,636
Okay, yeah. But those two other
things, they aren't that bad.

725
00:46:27,979 --> 00:46:29,816
_

726
00:46:29,848 --> 00:46:32,383
I mean, lots of people suck
at relationships and parenting.

727
00:46:32,417 --> 00:46:34,818
Doesn't mean they're
sucky people, does it?

728
00:46:34,819 --> 00:46:36,286
Because if I had another
chance with Clara,

729
00:46:36,287 --> 00:46:38,856
I know I'd do so much better.

730
00:46:38,890 --> 00:46:40,760
So, why shouldn't I get a second chance?

731
00:46:41,124 --> 00:46:44,128
Why do I deserve to be slowly
digested by a giant fucking rodent?

732
00:46:44,129 --> 00:46:47,464
'Cause I don't think I do.
I don't fucking deserve this!

733
00:46:47,499 --> 00:46:48,834
Maybe nobody does.

734
00:46:48,867 --> 00:46:51,303
I do not deserve this shit.

735
00:46:51,336 --> 00:46:54,508
I do not deserve this shit!

736
00:46:54,984 --> 00:46:58,010
I do not deserve this shit!

737
00:47:00,312 --> 00:47:02,548
Okay, you heard Vic's plan.

738
00:47:02,954 --> 00:47:06,484
You're gonna find us a way
out of here. I know you are.

739
00:47:06,517 --> 00:47:08,352
Negative Spirit, release!

740
00:47:39,801 --> 00:47:40,836
Hello?

741
00:47:42,019 --> 00:47:43,089
I'm Jane.

742
00:47:44,449 --> 00:47:45,955
Niles sent me to come get you.

743
00:48:05,644 --> 00:48:07,044
Good job.

744
00:48:07,078 --> 00:48:08,481
Looks like I'm up.

745
00:48:09,915 --> 00:48:13,282
Just as soon as everyone's
inside the giant cockroach.

746
00:48:13,283 --> 00:48:14,283
Rita!

747
00:48:26,298 --> 00:48:30,602
I know you better than
you know yourself, Ezekiel.

748
00:48:30,635 --> 00:48:35,635
You wanna pick me up in those
strong arms and devour me whole.

749
00:48:36,676 --> 00:48:39,878
Oh, God. This is gonna be
worse than the donkey, isn't it?

750
00:48:47,443 --> 00:48:48,546
I get it.

751
00:48:49,313 --> 00:48:52,416
I have a friend, Baby Doll.

752
00:48:54,271 --> 00:48:55,407
She's like us.

753
00:48:56,961 --> 00:48:58,377
She gets scared too.

754
00:48:59,397 --> 00:49:01,533
And your dad used to sing her this song

755
00:49:01,566 --> 00:49:03,713
that always made her feel better.

756
00:49:05,303 --> 00:49:09,440
# I'm a valiant little squirrel #

757
00:49:11,276 --> 00:49:16,276
# I am brave and powerful #

758
00:49:16,582 --> 00:49:21,285
# No, I'm not afraid of anything #

759
00:49:21,319 --> 00:49:24,189
# At all #

760
00:49:27,191 --> 00:49:28,816
# I am strong #

761
00:49:31,263 --> 00:49:33,173
# I am daring #

762
00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:39,032
# It's not me that you'll be scaring #

763
00:49:39,893 --> 00:49:44,893
# No, I'm not afraid of anything #

764
00:49:46,001 --> 00:49:48,811
# At all #

765
00:49:50,533 --> 00:49:52,003
Not even a hawk?

766
00:49:53,984 --> 00:49:56,237
With its loud and mighty squawk?

767
00:50:02,875 --> 00:50:04,025
Come, dear.

768
00:50:11,105 --> 00:50:14,126
Shall we go see what the inside
of a cockroach looks like?

769
00:50:45,437 --> 00:50:48,406
Wait, wait, Cliff. What about Cliff?

770
00:50:48,439 --> 00:50:50,866
Oh, shit. Cliff.

771
00:50:50,891 --> 00:50:54,374
I do not deserve this shit!

772
00:50:54,399 --> 00:50:55,788
Ugh. Gross.

773
00:50:55,813 --> 00:50:57,148
Um, okay.

774
00:50:57,629 --> 00:50:59,179
Okay, I'm just vamping here.

775
00:51:00,151 --> 00:51:01,486
Then...

776
00:51:01,519 --> 00:51:05,319
Then Ezekiel noticed Whiskers.

777
00:51:06,813 --> 00:51:11,313
I mean, he really noticed him.

778
00:51:15,230 --> 00:51:19,301
Why, he had been so busy

779
00:51:19,738 --> 00:51:22,540
becoming the architect
of the Apocalypse and all,

780
00:51:22,575 --> 00:51:25,719
that he had failed to see
what was right before his eyes,

781
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:26,879
but there he was.

782
00:51:26,904 --> 00:51:32,559
Ezekiel's right hand in the
destruction of this loathsome world.

783
00:51:32,584 --> 00:51:35,120
Another meek and forgotten creature.

784
00:51:35,153 --> 00:51:37,455
It was as if a soul
had been split in two,

785
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,949
and they were finding their
way back together again.

786
00:51:39,974 --> 00:51:42,177
The yearning was palpable.

787
00:51:42,202 --> 00:51:44,204
It was intoxicating.

788
00:51:44,263 --> 00:51:48,165
_

789
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,504
Really? Oh, Whiskers!

790
00:51:51,795 --> 00:51:53,680
It was in that moment that Ezekiel lost

791
00:51:53,704 --> 00:51:55,073
all other appetite,

792
00:51:55,106 --> 00:51:57,215
he hungered for one thing

793
00:51:57,750 --> 00:51:59,238
and one thing only,

794
00:51:59,930 --> 00:52:01,184
and that was...

795
00:52:02,214 --> 00:52:04,164
rat-a-tushie.

796
00:52:19,497 --> 00:52:21,737
Oh! Gotta make it into the cockroach.

797
00:52:21,762 --> 00:52:23,664
Gotta make it into the cockroach.

798
00:52:23,689 --> 00:52:25,336
Gotta make it into the cockroach.

799
00:52:25,370 --> 00:52:27,671
Oh, God! Oh, fuck me!

800
00:52:35,046 --> 00:52:36,570
Now knowing that his greatest fear

801
00:52:36,594 --> 00:52:38,151
was also his greatest power,

802
00:52:38,184 --> 00:52:40,668
Larry knew it was time to rip through

803
00:52:40,693 --> 00:52:42,508
this impenetrable dimension.

804
00:52:50,361 --> 00:52:53,698
All of the pieces were
clicking into place.

805
00:52:53,731 --> 00:52:58,731
The story's riveting
end was finally upon us.

806
00:53:01,073 --> 00:53:04,109
So, the cockroach eats them to
protect them from the radiation,

807
00:53:04,142 --> 00:53:06,750
I get that. But what happens to us?

808
00:53:08,979 --> 00:53:09,981
Oh, shi...

809
00:53:13,224 --> 00:53:15,941
Miscreants! Dissenters!

810
00:53:15,966 --> 00:53:18,337
Did they think they could destroy me?

811
00:53:18,463 --> 00:53:21,834
- _
- Nay, the Apocalypse is my bedfellow.

812
00:53:21,961 --> 00:53:26,265
Nuclear radiation, a mere
gentle kiss upon my back.

813
00:53:26,298 --> 00:53:29,801
I cannot die for I am death!

814
00:53:29,834 --> 00:53:32,655
I am the beginning, the end, the...

815
00:53:43,891 --> 00:53:45,092
Everybody okay?

816
00:53:45,117 --> 00:53:47,419
Nothing that an hour-long shower

817
00:53:47,452 --> 00:53:49,845
and a whiskey on the rocks won't fix.

818
00:53:52,691 --> 00:53:54,470
- Is that...
- Yes.

819
00:53:56,079 --> 00:53:57,240
It's all right, darling.

820
00:54:01,552 --> 00:54:02,647
Everyone...

821
00:54:03,833 --> 00:54:06,270
this is my daughter, Dorothy.

822
00:54:07,644 --> 00:54:08,746
Dorothy Spinner.

823
00:54:09,256 --> 00:54:10,667
Uh, guys...

824
00:54:12,175 --> 00:54:15,747
I'm gonna suggest maybe we deal
with the issue at hand here,

825
00:54:16,019 --> 00:54:18,322
and then meet the world's
most powerful little girl.

826
00:54:18,347 --> 00:54:20,486
What the fuck?
Are you fucking kidding me?

827
00:54:20,519 --> 00:54:22,254
Are you fucking kidding me?

828
00:54:22,287 --> 00:54:25,455
Are you fucking kidding me!

829
00:54:38,938 --> 00:54:43,938
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