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Okay, he's a man,
but he's aged into a lesbian.

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Steven Tyler! Jon Voight!

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- Newt Gingrich!
- Yes.

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Okay.

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She's... don't get me started.

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- Jada Pinkett Smith.
- Yes.

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Oh, oh! We want to love her,

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but she makes it impossible.

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- Caitlyn Jenner.
- Of course.

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Um...

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Oh! Uh, uh... rich, hostage.

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- Melania.
- Beret.

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- Patty Hearst!
- Yes!

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Whoo!

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You guys are up.

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Grindr has gotten so skanky.

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I feel like I could get finger herpes

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just from scrolling.

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Ooh, there's a gay guy
within ten feet from... oh.

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- Can we play?
- Okay.

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Patience, darling, patience.

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Grace, you need to take
my new profile pic, okay?

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But wait until I do something adorbs.

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Come on, Kare, it's our turn.

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Kare?

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- Is she asleep?
- Wait, it could be a trap.

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A smaller Karen might
shoot out of her mouth

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and bite your face off.

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I got this.

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What's going on?

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What's happening? Who won the election?

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Your guy.

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Oh, I had the craziest dream.

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You were there, and you were there...

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You weren't.

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Hello, Grace, I was just
giving you full adorable,

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and you missed it!

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In the dream, Will was living
with a swarthy man in uniform,

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and Grace was married to a Jew doctor.

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Yeah, well, we were.
But we're single now.

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That tracks.

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What happened to the children you had

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who grew up
and got married to each other?

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- That never happened.
- Oh, what a relief!

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Nobody wants to see you two raise kids.

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Yeah, I mean,
what would be funny about that?

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But you're not still living together.

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Oh, no. I mean, I mean...

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- she's living here right now.
- S-staying here.

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- Staying...
- For just a couple of weeks

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until the dust settles.

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On your genitals?

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On my divorce.

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Because of your genitals.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What about Stan?

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Is he still alive? Am I still rich?

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Answer the last one first.

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You're rich, Stan's alive,

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both single, no kids.

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Got it?

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Got it.

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- sync and corrections by Mr. C -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Are you writing another angry letter

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to that congressman?

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Wow, you are so good.

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Eh, people throw around
the word "hero" too much.

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I didn't say "hero."

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There's that word again.

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- Is that him?
- Mm.

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"Congressman Steve Sandoval."

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I hate it when bad guys are handsome.

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It's like Scar in "Lion King."

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What?

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Who cares what he looks like?
He's trying to gut the EPA.

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I am so impressed.

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You are so woke.

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I used to be woke.

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Now I use my pussy hat
to sneak candy into the movies.

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Get back into it.
Write your representative.

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- I should write.
- Why don't you?

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I don't wanna write.

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I'm so busy! What can I do

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that's low-effort, high-impact?

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- Fart in an elevator?
- That was not me!

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That is fake news.

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Hi, it's your assistant,
Anastasia Beaverhausen.

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I have to tell you about my conversation

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with Melania... you know,
the wife of your president?

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By the way, I signed your name

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to his birthday card. Bye!

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She never stops rubbing it in my face.

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Yeah, but does she ever
bring up the election?

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No, she tortures me, constantly.

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I know what I can do.

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I can put my foot down
with her in the office.

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No more gloating.

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No more screaming "Lock her up!"

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when I wear something she doesn't like.

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Well, there you go.
It's just what you wanted,

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you know? Effort is low,

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and you're impacting
a person who's high.

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Not hungry, couldn't eat a thing.

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What are you in the mood for, Jack?

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French toast.

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I am off, boys.
Thank you for inspiring me.

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Who talks like that?

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Okay, who's the guy?

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Your lips are pursed,
your neck is flushed,

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and you're presenting.

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I am writing a protest letter
to a congressman

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about issues that matter...

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- in my pants.
- I knew it!

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I knew it! I knew it!

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How hot is he on the Ryan scale?

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He's a Reynolds-point-Gosling.

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- Okay.
- Grace thinks

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it's all political,
but we're totally flirting.

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Okay, Shonda, now we got a scandal.

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Hey, look.

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There he is. And he is the worst...

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votes against every
environmental regulation.

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Okay, I get it.

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You wanna hook up with a power gay.

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It's called an "Anderson Cooper."

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It used to be called an "Elton John,"

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and before that, an "Abraham Lincoln."

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Wait, wait, wait, is it...

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Isn't it hypocritical
to hook up with someone

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that I disagree with
on virtually everything?

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Will, do you know
how many men I've been with

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who I disagree with politically?

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I don't.

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'Cause I don't ask!
You just pop out your contacts

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and you get to work.

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It's not like I'm ever
gonna meet this guy anyway.

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Okay, I know exactly what to do.

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All right? Here we go.

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And going to his Facebook page...

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and going to his calendar...

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and looking at his speaking schedule...

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and I found one.

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"Addressing the Energy Caucus
in the Rose Garden."

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Are we tech avail on Friday? We are.

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Okay, good. Now let's book our train.

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Are we comfortable in business,
or should we be bad

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and splurge for first?

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Let's be bad!

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I mean, if we're gonna do it,
let's do it.

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Okay, and we're done.

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Thank you for booking your travel
through "One Fine Gay."

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Karen, I need to... Karen?

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Hey, Grace. She's not here yet.

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Hey, Tony. You're in early.

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- Hi.
- Yeah, you know,

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I was just finishing up
the drawings on the townhouse.

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You are so good. Mm.

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Hey, Tony, can I ask, um,

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does Karen ever offend you?

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Mrs. Walker, offend me? Um...

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Well, I mean, she's like...

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You know,
she's like... I mean...

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well, what do you mean by "offend"?

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Does her politics offend you?

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Politics? No, no.

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Is there anything else
that she does that offends you?

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Mrs. Walker? Uh...

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you know, she's... she's...
it's kinda like...

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I mean...

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nah, she doesn't offend me, no.

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Well, you let me know if she does.

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I will. Thank you.

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That stuff looks great.

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Karen, you and I need to have
a very serious talk.

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Oh. So, I shouldn't do this?

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Honk.

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I'd prefer you didn't.

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How about this? Honk-honk.

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- No.
- No.

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How about the Sugar Ray speed bag?

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Karen!

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Sorry, honey, but you make me nervous

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when you do the serious face
and your mouth goes

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into that little balloon knot.

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I'm instating a new rule.

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Your politics, your business,

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but you gotta keep it out of the office.

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Honey, I knew I had some news.

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You're redecorating the Oval Office!

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- What?
- What?

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What? What? What?

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What?

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The Oval Office?

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Yeah, Melania called me last night

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after one of her night terrors.

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She said the hubster's been pouting

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'cause his office is a real dump.

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So, I says to her... I says,

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"Melani-o, have I got
the decorator for you."

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And she says, "Is she pretty?"

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And I says...

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"Not a threat."

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So, long story short,
we're going to Washington.

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Wait a minute, you got me a job

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redecorating the Oval Office?

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Yes, you.

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Well, obviously,
I wouldn't even consider it.

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But just out of curiosity,
what is he looking for?

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Just a fluff. You know, he wants it

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to look like he's there
from time to time.

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No, I can't.

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It would be completely hypocritical.

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I know that this is a huge opportunity,

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but it goes against everything
that I believe in.

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I would hate myself if I took that job.

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- Train leaves at 10:30.
- I'll be there at 10:15.

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I gotta say, when you're actually here,

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it's kind of hard to be cynical.

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I mean, the Oval Office is right there.

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And look, there's the vegetable garden

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where Michelle Obama introduced
broccoli to the Midwest.

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And that... right there, that's where

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Joe Biden and Barack Obama
used to hold hands

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- and talk about their dreams.
- Aww.

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I still don't get
how you got us in here.

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My pals at the Secret Service.

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You don't know anybody
in the Secret Service.

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00:10:05,669 --> 00:10:07,852
Of course I do.
Everybody in the Secret Service

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is gay. You know that.

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Why do you say things like that?

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Because it's true.
Who better to read a room?

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You're ridiculous.

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Sir, you are aware that we can hear

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everything you're saying.
Slandering the Secret Service...

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Oh, oh... please, please forgive him.

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He... he was born with his brain
on the outside of his skull.

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Was I speaking to you?

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Oh... no, no. I beg your pardon.

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- It's my first time.
- I was speaking to him...

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this adorable marzipan confection

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with a tushy that belongs
in the Smithsonian.

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Hey, Lenny. Long time.

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Good to see you, angel face.

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00:10:47,884 --> 00:10:49,566
Glad you guys got in.
Your skin is amazing.

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You obviously take good care of it.

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Find me later.

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There he is. There's the congressman.

247
00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:02,803
Is that Will Truman?

248
00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:04,806
Hi. Kellyanne Conway, he's hot!

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Mm-hmm.

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00:11:06,828 --> 00:11:08,490
Okay, he's a ten, you're a six.

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Be confident, okay?

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- And don't giggle.
- I'm a grown man.

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I don't giggle.

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Congressman Sandoval, it's an honor.

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The honor is mine.
I serve at the pleasure

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of my constituents...

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hopefully one in particular.

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Wow.

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I've gotta say, I am awed

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by the majesty of this office.

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I mean, just think of the great
minds that sat at this desk

262
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and shaped the course of history.

263
00:11:47,241 --> 00:11:50,285
A Russian-English dictionary
and a fidget spinner.

264
00:11:54,570 --> 00:11:56,393
The first time I was in this office,

265
00:11:56,493 --> 00:11:59,977
Nancy and I were chasing
Ronnie around that desk...

266
00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:06,165
Trying to get some protein
into the ol' Gipper.

267
00:12:06,265 --> 00:12:07,848
We used to put a scoop of tuna fish

268
00:12:07,948 --> 00:12:12,173
in an ice cream cone
and tell him it was mint chip.

269
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,775
All right, let's start.

270
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,659
Karen, hand me that curtain swatch.

271
00:12:16,759 --> 00:12:19,643
I need to make sure
it works with his coloring.

272
00:12:28,855 --> 00:12:31,058
- Yup, that's the one.
- Ah.

273
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,884
Paige, please give Mr. Truman
here a tour of the West Wing.

274
00:12:35,984 --> 00:12:38,087
Oh, Congressman,
before I give anyone a tour

275
00:12:38,187 --> 00:12:40,530
of the West Wing,
there is a security protocol

276
00:12:40,630 --> 00:12:42,132
that I have to... what the hell?

277
00:12:42,232 --> 00:12:44,375
Rules don't mean anything
in this place anymore.

278
00:12:44,475 --> 00:12:46,838
- I'll go get your credentials.
- Thank you.

279
00:12:48,961 --> 00:12:50,223
Hup-up-up-ah!

280
00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:51,604
What's with the Laura Bush pour?

281
00:12:51,684 --> 00:12:53,687
Give me the full Pat Nixon!

282
00:13:02,058 --> 00:13:03,760
Uh, excuse me.

283
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:06,323
- What's going on out there?
- That's the Energy Caucus,

284
00:13:06,423 --> 00:13:08,646
ma'am. Congressman Sandoval is about

285
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,569
to address them in the Rose Garden.

286
00:13:10,669 --> 00:13:13,933
That's that awful guy
that Will's been writing.

287
00:13:14,033 --> 00:13:16,737
He's rolling back
environmental regulations.

288
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:20,402
Ha! Take that, trees and water.

289
00:13:22,084 --> 00:13:24,827
You know they make gin
out of trees and water.

290
00:13:24,927 --> 00:13:28,713
Eh, rich people won't be affected.

291
00:13:28,813 --> 00:13:31,997
Oh, now I just feel gross.

292
00:13:32,097 --> 00:13:33,999
I'm here doing this,

293
00:13:34,099 --> 00:13:37,864
and Will's off somewhere, resisting.

294
00:13:44,513 --> 00:13:45,474
We'll meet back here afterwards.

295
00:13:45,554 --> 00:13:47,857
Sure.

296
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,500
We'll start in the Oval Office,

297
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,062
But you should know,

298
00:13:51,162 --> 00:13:52,643
the owner's got someone
in there redecorating.

299
00:13:52,724 --> 00:13:54,105
"The owner"?

300
00:13:54,205 --> 00:13:56,008
There's a lot of new words
they want us to use.

301
00:13:56,088 --> 00:13:57,590
Follow me.

302
00:13:57,690 --> 00:14:00,033
Hmm... redecorating for this president?

303
00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:02,837
What desperate
fool would take that job?

304
00:14:02,937 --> 00:14:04,939
It's just gonna be redone in a year.

305
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,771
Actually, you could say
my job's gotten a lot easier.

306
00:14:13,871 --> 00:14:15,633
The nutjobs that we protected
the last president from

307
00:14:15,713 --> 00:14:17,336
are this guy's biggest supporters.

308
00:14:17,436 --> 00:14:18,778
Oh, yeah.

309
00:14:18,878 --> 00:14:20,199
Enough about me. What about you?

310
00:14:20,279 --> 00:14:21,701
- What's going on?
- Oh, God.

311
00:14:21,801 --> 00:14:23,464
The, um, last time I saw you,

312
00:14:23,564 --> 00:14:26,508
I was living in the apartment
across the hall from Will,

313
00:14:26,608 --> 00:14:28,350
you know, kind of...

314
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,833
doing a journey inward.

315
00:14:30,933 --> 00:14:34,198
Yeah, I was still doing
that ridiculous one-man show.

316
00:14:34,298 --> 00:14:36,240
No, I remember that.
Right, it was called "Just"...

317
00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:38,663
Don't even!

318
00:14:40,345 --> 00:14:43,129
That is dead to me!

319
00:14:43,229 --> 00:14:44,931
What kind of an ego must I have had

320
00:14:45,031 --> 00:14:48,096
to put my own name
in the title of my show?

321
00:14:48,196 --> 00:14:50,619
Anyway, since then, I've started

322
00:14:50,719 --> 00:14:51,800
a bunch of different businesses.

323
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,182
Oh, yeah? Like what?

324
00:14:53,282 --> 00:14:54,624
Well, I had an energy drink

325
00:14:54,724 --> 00:14:56,727
called "Jack It Up!"

326
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,472
Then I was gonna trademark

327
00:15:00,572 --> 00:15:02,274
my own stretch and kick workout,

328
00:15:02,374 --> 00:15:04,977
called "Jack be Nimble."

329
00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,242
But I strained my groin

330
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,365
doing an overly enthusiastic
demonstration

331
00:15:10,465 --> 00:15:13,889
on top of one of the investors.

332
00:15:13,989 --> 00:15:15,651
After that, then I started

333
00:15:15,751 --> 00:15:17,854
a Halloween pumpkin carving business.

334
00:15:17,954 --> 00:15:20,978
Ah, let me guess. "Jack-O'-Lanterns."

335
00:15:21,078 --> 00:15:24,102
That's what I should've called it.

336
00:15:24,202 --> 00:15:26,205
Not "Scary Orange Balls"!

337
00:15:32,093 --> 00:15:33,835
Welcome to the Oval Office.

338
00:15:33,935 --> 00:15:35,517
The owner would like you to know it's

339
00:15:35,617 --> 00:15:37,440
the best Oval Office you'll ever see.

340
00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:38,801
- It's tremendous, and...
- Grace.

341
00:15:38,901 --> 00:15:40,844
- Will.
- You and I need to talk.

342
00:15:40,944 --> 00:15:43,768
I disagree. I think
you and I need to talk.

343
00:15:43,868 --> 00:15:45,210
What are you doing here, Grace?

344
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:46,852
What are you doing here, Will?

345
00:15:46,952 --> 00:15:48,354
Are you just gonna repeat
everything I say

346
00:15:48,434 --> 00:15:49,876
with an emphasis on a different word?

347
00:15:49,956 --> 00:15:51,638
Are you just gonna repeat
everything I say

348
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,702
with an emphasis on a different word?

349
00:15:54,802 --> 00:15:56,705
I can't watch another
husband and wife fight

350
00:15:56,805 --> 00:15:58,367
in this office.

351
00:15:58,447 --> 00:16:02,032
I saw Barb Sr. give 41
the full pile driver

352
00:16:02,132 --> 00:16:04,595
in this office over
that "read my lips" BS.

353
00:16:04,695 --> 00:16:06,698
Come on.

354
00:16:10,783 --> 00:16:12,405
- How could you?
- What?

355
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:16,210
I'm an interior designer,
just designing an interior.

356
00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:17,732
It's a room.

357
00:16:17,832 --> 00:16:20,496
What you are doing is so much worse.

358
00:16:20,596 --> 00:16:21,817
Me? I'm just here voicing

359
00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:23,379
my grievances in person.

360
00:16:23,479 --> 00:16:25,202
Before or after
giggling like a schoolgirl

361
00:16:25,282 --> 00:16:27,004
with Congressman Sandoval
in the Rose Garden?

362
00:16:27,084 --> 00:16:29,908
Who are you, Mrs. Peacock in "Clue"?

363
00:16:30,008 --> 00:16:33,993
Don't try to distract me
with a movie you know I love.

364
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:36,036
You had me convinced
that you were actually

365
00:16:36,136 --> 00:16:38,138
doing something selfless,
when all you were doing

366
00:16:38,218 --> 00:16:40,081
was just trying to pull
an Anderson Cooper!

367
00:16:40,181 --> 00:16:41,943
How do you know what
an Anderson Cooper is?

368
00:16:42,023 --> 00:16:43,265
You're not the
only one in the house

369
00:16:43,345 --> 00:16:45,608
who reads Queerty.

370
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:47,090
Don't you understand

371
00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:48,712
that working here is a tacit endorsement

372
00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:50,254
of everything that happens here?

373
00:16:50,354 --> 00:16:51,676
I can't believe you'd even consider

374
00:16:51,756 --> 00:16:53,098
taking this job. Honestly,

375
00:16:53,198 --> 00:16:54,439
I'm more disappointed than anything.

376
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:55,861
Oh, unbelievable.

377
00:16:55,961 --> 00:16:57,483
Even though you are totally busted,

378
00:16:57,564 --> 00:16:58,885
you are still acting superior to me!

379
00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:00,748
- Can't do this again.
- Do what?

380
00:17:00,848 --> 00:17:03,111
This... us being all up
in each other's stuff.

381
00:17:03,211 --> 00:17:05,113
Well, then why did you
beg me to stay with you?

382
00:17:05,213 --> 00:17:06,676
I begged?

383
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,558
You stood at my doorstep
with a suitcase!

384
00:17:08,658 --> 00:17:09,860
"I. Don't. Know.

385
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:12,924
Where. To. Go, Will!"

386
00:17:13,024 --> 00:17:15,287
Whoa!

387
00:17:15,387 --> 00:17:17,129
If you're so unhappy, then move out,

388
00:17:17,229 --> 00:17:18,991
because I can't live
with your crazy again.

389
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,857
Do not call me crazy.

390
00:17:22,957 --> 00:17:25,099
That's real mature.
What are... what, what are we,

391
00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:26,922
gonna have a pillow fight
in the Oval Office?

392
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,105
act and then think.

393
00:17:29,205 --> 00:17:30,667
You're right. Let me think first.

394
00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:32,769
Hmm.

395
00:17:34,772 --> 00:17:37,115
Do that again...

396
00:17:37,215 --> 00:17:39,218
I dare you.

397
00:17:41,581 --> 00:17:43,684
That's it! It's on!

398
00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,984
I mean, now, I'm actually living

399
00:17:56,084 --> 00:17:58,868
in the apartment
across the hall from Will.

400
00:17:58,968 --> 00:18:04,355
Um, you know, kind of
doing a journey inward.

401
00:18:04,455 --> 00:18:06,197
So...

402
00:18:06,297 --> 00:18:08,721
a lot has changed.

403
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,805
- ? Oh-ba-da, bi-ba-da ?
- Kare?

404
00:18:11,905 --> 00:18:14,208
Poodle? What are you doing here?

405
00:18:14,308 --> 00:18:15,449
I'm on a date.

406
00:18:15,549 --> 00:18:16,851
With Lenny?

407
00:18:16,951 --> 00:18:17,952
Wait a minute, you two know each other?

408
00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:19,414
Well, hello, Mrs. Walker.

409
00:18:19,514 --> 00:18:20,936
- Pleasure as always.
- Yes.

410
00:18:21,036 --> 00:18:22,278
- What have you been up to?
- Recently,

411
00:18:22,358 --> 00:18:23,480
I've been focusing my attention...

412
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,621
Excuse me.

413
00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:25,943
All available agents,

414
00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:27,425
we have a situation in the Oval.

415
00:18:27,525 --> 00:18:28,787
Cupcake Daddy's gotta work.

416
00:18:28,887 --> 00:18:30,028
Little kiss?

417
00:18:30,128 --> 00:18:31,710
I'm in the middle of a crisis.

418
00:18:33,893 --> 00:18:36,016
Oh, those eyes are just too damn blue.

419
00:18:41,904 --> 00:18:45,268
So... did you get serviced?

420
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:49,213
Shh.

421
00:18:49,313 --> 00:18:51,316
It's a secret.

422
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,389
- Hey.
- Hey.

423
00:19:01,489 --> 00:19:03,151
You're really leaving, huh?

424
00:19:03,251 --> 00:19:04,833
Yup.

425
00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:06,516
I was gonna go to a hotel, but...

426
00:19:06,616 --> 00:19:08,738
- You're too cheap?
- Yup.

427
00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:13,845
Then I was gonna go
to my sister's, but...

428
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:16,428
- She was eating on the phone?
- Yup.

429
00:19:19,272 --> 00:19:20,854
So...

430
00:19:20,954 --> 00:19:23,017
I guess... I will go.

431
00:19:23,117 --> 00:19:25,500
Grace, Grace...

432
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,764
You know why I didn't tell you
what I was doing?

433
00:19:30,126 --> 00:19:32,469
I didn't want you to think less of me.

434
00:19:32,569 --> 00:19:34,872
I didn't want you
to think less of me, either.

435
00:19:34,972 --> 00:19:36,174
I like you thinking
that I'm a better person

436
00:19:36,254 --> 00:19:38,878
than I really am, 'cause it...

437
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,080
makes me wanna be a better person.

438
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,323
And your judgey-ness...

439
00:19:43,423 --> 00:19:44,725
keeps me from doing

440
00:19:44,825 --> 00:19:46,888
some of the crazy things I wanna do.

441
00:19:46,988 --> 00:19:50,813
So stay. And not... not just temporary.

442
00:19:50,913 --> 00:19:52,415
I mean, as long as it makes sense.

443
00:19:52,515 --> 00:19:54,778
- It'll be different this time.
- Will it?

444
00:19:54,878 --> 00:19:56,541
Yes. 'Cause all the other times

445
00:19:56,641 --> 00:19:58,563
we've done this, we thought
it would be different,

446
00:19:58,643 --> 00:20:02,048
but this time, we know
it's gonna be exactly the same.

447
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,753
And that's what makes it different.

448
00:20:05,853 --> 00:20:08,476
And I'm the crazy one?

449
00:20:08,576 --> 00:20:10,318
Mm-hmm.

450
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:11,880
- Oh, yeah.
- Mm.

451
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:14,143
Come on, let's get you
back to your room.

452
00:20:17,748 --> 00:20:19,330
There's nothing in here, is there?

453
00:20:19,430 --> 00:20:21,613
I kinda figured we'd end up here.

454
00:20:25,822 --> 00:20:27,244
Because of you guys,

455
00:20:27,344 --> 00:20:29,366
I had to spend the night
at the White House.

456
00:20:29,466 --> 00:20:34,173
The things I had to do to Lenny
to keep you two out of trouble!

457
00:20:34,273 --> 00:20:36,275
Thanks, you guys.

458
00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:40,821
When you two talk about politics,

459
00:20:40,921 --> 00:20:42,824
you get so preachy.

460
00:20:42,924 --> 00:20:45,067
We should just be
what we've always been.

461
00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:48,171
- Mm-hmm.
- A sad, middle-aged lady...

462
00:20:52,817 --> 00:20:54,819
And Grace.

463
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,208
Oh, Grace. I can't believe

464
00:21:01,308 --> 00:21:04,292
you had a chance to
redecorate the Oval Office

465
00:21:04,392 --> 00:21:06,254
- and you blew it.
- I don't know.

466
00:21:06,354 --> 00:21:09,719
I did manage to make
one... little change.

467
00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:24,273
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