1 00:00:00,341 --> 00:00:02,426 Guys! I have a great idea for a prank. 2 00:00:02,462 --> 00:00:03,593 Before Holt comes in, 3 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:05,270 I'm gonna put ink on the podium where he puts his hands. 4 00:00:05,306 --> 00:00:06,405 I don't think he'll fall for that. 5 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,438 - I did! - How? 6 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:08,475 I haven't even opened this yet. 7 00:00:08,511 --> 00:00:09,482 I guess it's unrelated. 8 00:00:09,518 --> 00:00:11,227 Captain Holt hates pranks. This is gonna backfire, man. 9 00:00:11,263 --> 00:00:13,165 Ugh, fine, I'll tone it down. I'll... 10 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:14,981 move his podium a foot to the left. 11 00:00:15,016 --> 00:00:16,380 What? He'll be so angry. 12 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:17,700 - Okay, five inches. - Five? 13 00:00:17,736 --> 00:00:18,702 - Three? - Three? 14 00:00:18,738 --> 00:00:19,706 - One? - One? 15 00:00:19,742 --> 00:00:20,853 All right. I'll move it a half inch. 16 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:22,088 Fine. It's your funeral. 17 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:23,308 Oh my god. 18 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:25,980 Worst prank ever. So stupid. 19 00:00:26,016 --> 00:00:27,596 Holt's not even going to notice. 20 00:00:27,754 --> 00:00:28,771 Good morning. 21 00:00:32,578 --> 00:00:33,711 You guys... 22 00:00:34,024 --> 00:00:35,385 the podium, it's... 23 00:00:36,709 --> 00:00:37,693 Ha. 24 00:00:44,854 --> 00:00:46,045 You're crazy! 25 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,246 How did you pull this off? 26 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:06,530 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 27 00:01:07,351 --> 00:01:10,118 Yes, Kevin, they moved it a full half inch. 28 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:11,801 I'll tell you the entire story tonight. 29 00:01:11,837 --> 00:01:13,564 I love you as well. Goodbye. 30 00:01:14,391 --> 00:01:16,539 Oh, that was a fun several moments. 31 00:01:16,575 --> 00:01:18,326 So, there's been a series of homicides. 32 00:01:18,361 --> 00:01:20,228 Three victims, all young men, 33 00:01:20,263 --> 00:01:22,130 each murdered in their own fashion. 34 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,365 A serial killer? How'd they do it? 35 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,333 Strangled? Mangled? Hung, i.e. dangled? 36 00:01:25,368 --> 00:01:26,401 Their bodies were disfigured. 37 00:01:26,436 --> 00:01:27,447 I.e. "mangled." Continue. 38 00:01:27,483 --> 00:01:28,737 Our killer cut the victims open 39 00:01:28,772 --> 00:01:29,793 and ripped out their hearts. 40 00:01:29,829 --> 00:01:31,073 Now, before I assign this case... 41 00:01:31,108 --> 00:01:32,441 - Five dollars! - What? 42 00:01:32,476 --> 00:01:33,842 I'm bidding for it. I want this so badly. 43 00:01:33,877 --> 00:01:34,943 - That's not how we... - $20. 44 00:01:34,978 --> 00:01:36,112 Just to make this interesting. 45 00:01:36,148 --> 00:01:38,245 - $100 for Jake to have it! - I was going to assign 46 00:01:38,281 --> 00:01:40,382 the case to you and Peralta but perhaps I should 47 00:01:40,417 --> 00:01:42,117 - give it to Diaz instead. - $200! 48 00:01:42,152 --> 00:01:43,884 It's not about the money, Boyle! 49 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:45,754 Commissioner Kelly is breathing down my neck. 50 00:01:45,789 --> 00:01:48,289 I need this case handled professionally and maturely. 51 00:01:48,324 --> 00:01:50,201 Name one time I haven't acted professionally. 52 00:01:50,237 --> 00:01:51,259 You're holding a juice box. 53 00:01:51,294 --> 00:01:52,827 It stops me from spilling my juice! 54 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:54,362 Look, we can handle this, sir. 55 00:01:54,397 --> 00:01:56,331 Do we joke around sometimes? Yes, but when it's time 56 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,932 to buckle down, we're seasoned professionals. 57 00:01:57,967 --> 00:01:59,267 That's why they call us the Spice Boys. 58 00:01:59,302 --> 00:02:00,402 They don't and they won't. 59 00:02:00,437 --> 00:02:02,537 Sir, I swear, give us a chance. 60 00:02:02,572 --> 00:02:03,680 We can get this guy. 61 00:02:04,853 --> 00:02:06,591 Fine. Case goes to the Spice Boys. 62 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,326 - Please don't call us that. - Too late. 63 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:09,694 Spice Boy train has left the station. 64 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:10,628 Toot toot! 65 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:11,996 Hey, hey, check it out. 66 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:13,665 It's my lieutenant start paperwork! 67 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,366 It's gonna be so weird not calling you Sarge anymore. 68 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:17,567 Maybe I'll go by Loot. "Morning, Loot!" 69 00:02:17,603 --> 00:02:19,537 "Loot over here." "Let's invite Loot!" 70 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:20,595 What do you think? 71 00:02:22,508 --> 00:02:23,708 I bet you're excited about 72 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:25,328 the raise that comes with your promotion. 73 00:02:25,364 --> 00:02:28,011 Well, Terry doesn't like to talk about money, but, uh... 74 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:29,680 Cha-ching! 75 00:02:29,715 --> 00:02:31,282 Now I can pay for Showtime. 76 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:32,817 Find out who or what "SMILF" is! 77 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:34,452 You know, some people say, "Mo money, mo problems," 78 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,087 but those people are idiots. Money's amazing. 79 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:37,133 Wait, what? 80 00:02:37,805 --> 00:02:38,906 This says there's not enough money 81 00:02:38,991 --> 00:02:40,925 in the Nine-Nine's budget for my raise! 82 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:41,891 What does that mean? 83 00:02:41,927 --> 00:02:43,066 They're going to transfer me! 84 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:44,445 _ 85 00:02:45,765 --> 00:02:47,665 Now, I know what you're thinking. 86 00:02:48,003 --> 00:02:49,917 Where'd Dem guts go? 87 00:02:49,952 --> 00:02:50,823 Uh, yeah. 88 00:02:50,859 --> 00:02:52,119 This guy needs a dentist, 89 00:02:52,154 --> 00:02:53,888 because he's got a big ol' cavity. 90 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:55,456 I love that. I'm stealing it. 91 00:02:55,491 --> 00:02:57,191 You cannot steal what is a gift. 92 00:02:57,226 --> 00:02:59,560 Thank you. Okay, so whoever did this, 93 00:02:59,595 --> 00:03:01,428 they weren't careful with the organs. 94 00:03:01,463 --> 00:03:03,898 They just sorta grabbed whatever and yanked. 95 00:03:03,933 --> 00:03:06,066 Title of your sex tape. Oh, that's just something 96 00:03:06,101 --> 00:03:07,224 we say back at the Nine-Nine. 97 00:03:07,260 --> 00:03:09,068 Interesting, 'cause around here sex tape is what 98 00:03:09,104 --> 00:03:12,039 we call the adhesive you use to reattach a severed penis. 99 00:03:12,074 --> 00:03:13,908 Oh, I'll have to pick some of that up. 100 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:15,609 - Why? - Anyway... 101 00:03:15,644 --> 00:03:18,332 most of the killer's incisions are very sloppy 102 00:03:18,368 --> 00:03:21,341 but then once he gets to the heart they become very careful. 103 00:03:21,377 --> 00:03:23,901 I mean, look at the vena cava. That's a clean cut. 104 00:03:23,936 --> 00:03:25,235 Game recognize game. 105 00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:27,137 Hmm. I like your style, Doctor Cox. 106 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:29,139 Gentlemen! The Commissioner would like 107 00:03:29,174 --> 00:03:30,407 a status update on the case. 108 00:03:30,442 --> 00:03:33,003 Oh, come on Ray. You make it sound like I'm puttin' the screws to ya. 109 00:03:33,039 --> 00:03:34,402 No, I just popped in to say 110 00:03:34,437 --> 00:03:35,679 if you don't solve these murders immediately 111 00:03:35,714 --> 00:03:38,060 there's gonna be some serious consequences. 112 00:03:40,642 --> 00:03:42,102 I'm just messin' with ya! 113 00:03:42,137 --> 00:03:44,304 Listen, you know what would help you catch this guy? 114 00:03:44,339 --> 00:03:46,473 I just launched a new app, HotClues. 115 00:03:46,508 --> 00:03:47,480 Are you familiar with it? 116 00:03:47,516 --> 00:03:48,745 The one that allows civilians 117 00:03:48,781 --> 00:03:51,311 to submit anonymous tips directly to the NYPD? 118 00:03:51,346 --> 00:03:53,613 Yes, I'm familiar with... HotClues. 119 00:03:53,648 --> 00:03:55,315 Great! You know, it's actually 120 00:03:55,350 --> 00:03:57,684 helped us solve 17 cases, so I think we should ask 121 00:03:57,719 --> 00:03:59,186 for the public's help with this one. 122 00:03:59,221 --> 00:04:01,528 No, study after study has shown that soliciting 123 00:04:01,564 --> 00:04:04,458 anonymous tips results in false leads and wrongful convictions. 124 00:04:04,643 --> 00:04:05,942 Hmm. Tell me how you really feel. 125 00:04:05,977 --> 00:04:08,411 - I did. - And I loved it! Such passion! 126 00:04:08,446 --> 00:04:09,813 But I think HotClues could help us here. 127 00:04:09,848 --> 00:04:12,082 No, we will solve this case the proper way 128 00:04:12,117 --> 00:04:15,118 with actual police work conducted by the two best 129 00:04:15,153 --> 00:04:17,687 - detectives in the NYPD. - Captain! 130 00:04:17,722 --> 00:04:20,194 Well, I certainly hope your methods work. 131 00:04:20,692 --> 00:04:22,738 For the sake of your careers. 132 00:04:23,194 --> 00:04:24,289 Bye now. 133 00:04:25,403 --> 00:04:28,047 Oof! Now that guy's gonna need some sex tape. 134 00:04:28,082 --> 00:04:30,150 'Cause someone's gonna cut his penis off. 135 00:04:30,185 --> 00:04:31,711 We are vibing! 136 00:04:32,053 --> 00:04:33,953 So... I found out where 137 00:04:33,988 --> 00:04:35,355 they're transferring me. 138 00:04:35,390 --> 00:04:37,590 And, you know, I'm feeling pretty good about it. 139 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,292 Oh! Somewhere nice? Upper West Side? 140 00:04:39,327 --> 00:04:41,394 No, even better. 141 00:04:41,679 --> 00:04:43,012 Staten Island! 142 00:04:43,147 --> 00:04:45,781 Good one, Loot. 143 00:04:45,816 --> 00:04:47,984 - Where you really going? - No, I'm serious. Staten! 144 00:04:48,019 --> 00:04:49,452 Wait, they're transferring you out of New York? 145 00:04:49,487 --> 00:04:50,853 It's part of the City! 146 00:04:50,888 --> 00:04:52,655 - Is it, though? - Hey, Staten Island is great. 147 00:04:52,690 --> 00:04:55,591 It's got parks, loads of bike paths, 148 00:04:55,626 --> 00:04:57,793 tons of up and coming restaurants... 149 00:04:57,828 --> 00:04:59,729 I mean... easy access to New Jersey! 150 00:04:59,764 --> 00:05:01,564 You're lying. Your right pec is popping 151 00:05:01,599 --> 00:05:03,699 all over the place. We all know that's your tell. 152 00:05:03,734 --> 00:05:05,635 Of course I'm lying! It's Staten Island! 153 00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:07,152 The precinct is the One-Two-Two. 154 00:05:07,188 --> 00:05:09,588 How the hell am I supposed to chant One-Two-Two? 155 00:05:09,623 --> 00:05:12,391 One-Two-Two! One-Two-Two! 156 00:05:12,426 --> 00:05:14,327 I sound like a damn choo-choo train! 157 00:05:14,651 --> 00:05:16,429 Detectives, how's the case? Any breakthroughs? 158 00:05:16,464 --> 00:05:18,531 Uh, well, we're still in the early stages. 159 00:05:18,566 --> 00:05:20,266 Do you have a suspect or DNA evidence? 160 00:05:20,301 --> 00:05:21,534 Oh my god. I wish. 161 00:05:21,570 --> 00:05:23,969 Look, we need to solve this to prove to that idiot 162 00:05:24,004 --> 00:05:27,440 John Kelly, how inane and useless his little app is. 163 00:05:27,475 --> 00:05:28,841 Oh dip. I see what's going on. 164 00:05:28,876 --> 00:05:31,077 - Holt is feeling petty. - I'm not being petty. 165 00:05:31,112 --> 00:05:32,278 I can assure you my feelings 166 00:05:32,313 --> 00:05:33,713 about John Kelly are purely professional. 167 00:05:33,998 --> 00:05:35,592 Are they? Because every time his name 168 00:05:35,628 --> 00:05:37,433 is brought up in our group text thread you immediately send back 169 00:05:37,468 --> 00:05:38,734 a super catty GIF of some lady 170 00:05:38,769 --> 00:05:40,402 from "The Durrells in Corfu" rolling her eyes. 171 00:05:40,437 --> 00:05:43,372 That's Louisa Durrell, exasperated by the pace of life on Corfu! 172 00:05:43,407 --> 00:05:44,559 Wait, the group text thread is back? 173 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:45,590 - No. - We misspoke. 174 00:05:45,626 --> 00:05:47,092 - Yeah. - Look, if you can't solve this case, 175 00:05:47,128 --> 00:05:48,728 I'll reassign it to someone who can. 176 00:05:48,764 --> 00:05:50,197 Wait, no, no, no, no, no! I have an idea. 177 00:05:50,233 --> 00:05:52,139 We need to get into the mind of a sicko. 178 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:56,411 And the only way to do that is with the help of another sicko. 179 00:06:02,909 --> 00:06:04,876 Jake! It's so good to see you! 180 00:06:04,911 --> 00:06:06,945 Come give me a hug, I'm not going to eat you! 181 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:09,406 Also, don't hug me 'cause I will try to eat you. 182 00:06:11,134 --> 00:06:12,867 This is such a surprise! 183 00:06:12,903 --> 00:06:14,724 I haven't seen you since I transferred here! 184 00:06:14,927 --> 00:06:16,227 - How's Amy? - She's great! 185 00:06:16,263 --> 00:06:18,224 We're married and she's a Sergeant now. 186 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:20,145 - Wow! - Yeah! How's everything here? 187 00:06:20,181 --> 00:06:21,681 You know, same old same old. 188 00:06:21,716 --> 00:06:24,099 - Guess who's here? Herman. - Herman! 189 00:06:24,135 --> 00:06:26,402 Always playing Yahtzee, knew everybody's name. 190 00:06:26,437 --> 00:06:27,637 - Worshipped Satan. - Did he? 191 00:06:27,672 --> 00:06:28,706 He never mentioned that. 192 00:06:30,207 --> 00:06:32,675 - He wouldn't shut up about it. - It is exhausting. 193 00:06:32,710 --> 00:06:35,224 Well, I'm Charles. I'm Jake's best friend. 194 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:37,079 Charles, he's serving three life sentences. 195 00:06:37,114 --> 00:06:38,648 No need to flex. So Caleb, we're tracking 196 00:06:38,683 --> 00:06:40,677 a serial killer and I was thinking 197 00:06:41,129 --> 00:06:42,862 you could help us get inside his head. 198 00:06:42,898 --> 00:06:44,236 Just because I ate humans 199 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:45,971 doesn't mean that I'm inhuman, Jake. 200 00:06:46,006 --> 00:06:47,373 Caleb, come on. That's not what I meant. 201 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:48,691 I'm just kidding. 202 00:06:48,726 --> 00:06:50,559 I'm probably friends with the guy online. 203 00:06:50,594 --> 00:06:51,894 What's his deal? 204 00:06:51,929 --> 00:06:54,427 Well, he's been murdering young men 205 00:06:54,463 --> 00:06:56,029 and cutting out their hearts. 206 00:06:56,065 --> 00:06:57,231 Ew. What? 207 00:06:57,267 --> 00:06:58,334 I would never eat a heart. 208 00:06:58,369 --> 00:06:59,670 I stick to the normal stuff. 209 00:06:59,706 --> 00:07:00,775 Butts and thighs. 210 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:03,472 One time I ate a foot, but it was nasty. 211 00:07:03,507 --> 00:07:04,840 - Yeah, I can see that. - You know what? 212 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:07,209 There was some weird guy on the forum recently. 213 00:07:07,244 --> 00:07:08,677 - The forum? - Yeah, it's a chat room 214 00:07:08,712 --> 00:07:11,013 for people who like to talk about eating human beings 215 00:07:11,048 --> 00:07:12,514 but definitely won't act on it. 216 00:07:12,749 --> 00:07:14,516 Wink. Yeah, it's hosted on... 217 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:15,653 - Reddit. - Obviously. 218 00:07:15,689 --> 00:07:18,153 Anyways, he showed up from out of nowhere asking questions 219 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,555 - about cutting out hearts. - Really? 220 00:07:19,590 --> 00:07:20,789 Do you know anything else about him? 221 00:07:20,824 --> 00:07:22,027 I'd never seen him on there before 222 00:07:22,063 --> 00:07:24,153 but you could check the logs. I'll approve you. 223 00:07:24,289 --> 00:07:25,655 - I'm an admin. - Ah. 224 00:07:25,691 --> 00:07:27,458 Oh, you might want to switch to incognito mode. 225 00:07:27,494 --> 00:07:31,200 Otherwise your targeted ads will be pretty cannibal-specific. 226 00:07:31,286 --> 00:07:32,321 Ah, good to know. 227 00:07:32,357 --> 00:07:33,857 Well, it was good to see you, Caleb. 228 00:07:33,893 --> 00:07:34,996 Send me that info. 229 00:07:38,053 --> 00:07:40,092 Hey Terry, you okay? You skipped all your lunches. 230 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:42,060 I'm going through the budget to see if there's any way 231 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,829 we could save enough money for me to stay here. 232 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,731 - You find anything yet? - Yeah, we could 233 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:49,434 switch to generic printer ink, cut down on custodial services, 234 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,336 and stop buying office birthday cakes. 235 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,572 - Over my dead body! - It's just an idea. 236 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,707 - Well, take it off the table! - Damn, Scully, fine. 237 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,209 We could stop paying for an exterminator. 238 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:58,331 It's pointless. We all have guns. 239 00:07:58,367 --> 00:07:59,385 Who am I kidding? 240 00:07:59,708 --> 00:08:01,596 We'll never save enough to keep me at the Nine-Nine. 241 00:08:01,631 --> 00:08:03,331 You're right. The only way to free up 242 00:08:03,366 --> 00:08:05,066 that money is if you fire someone. 243 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,919 What? I can't just fire someone without cause. 244 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:11,222 Come on. We all know there's a bunch of dead weight around here. 245 00:08:11,257 --> 00:08:13,858 Sloppy paperwork, penmanship fails, 246 00:08:13,943 --> 00:08:16,144 phone etiquette that makes me want to barf. 247 00:08:16,179 --> 00:08:17,479 Let's axe a dud! 248 00:08:17,514 --> 00:08:19,748 Damn, Amy. I am loving this shade on you. 249 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,399 But Loot's right. We can't just fire somebody. 250 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:24,461 That said, you could "inspire" somebody to quit. 251 00:08:24,820 --> 00:08:26,552 For example, Broadway Brian. 252 00:08:27,025 --> 00:08:29,374 Yes! Broadway Brian, of course! 253 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,975 Who the hell is Broadway Brian? 254 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:32,043 Brian in records. 255 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:34,812 He's always talking about what a great singer he is 256 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,948 and how his dream is to be in musicals. 257 00:08:37,359 --> 00:08:39,784 You just need to convince him to go for his dream. 258 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:41,953 Oh, I don't know. That feels underhanded. 259 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,024 It's never underhanded to help somebody follow their dream. 260 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:45,089 Yesterday, I was watching "Ellen," 261 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:46,924 and she had this woman on who wanted to be a chef, 262 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:48,593 but she didn't have any taste buds, so she quit her job, 263 00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:50,061 hired her best friend to be her taste tester. 264 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:51,562 And now they have the best taco truck in Lansing. 265 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:52,930 It was inspiration as [bleep]. 266 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,233 Yeah. 267 00:08:54,488 --> 00:08:56,254 I'd just be helping him follow his dream! 268 00:08:56,289 --> 00:08:57,856 I'd be doing him a favor! 269 00:08:57,892 --> 00:09:01,174 I'm going to inspire Brian's ass right out of this office! 270 00:09:01,561 --> 00:09:02,860 For him, not me. 271 00:09:02,896 --> 00:09:04,943 Dreams, and whatnot, you know. 272 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:07,333 Detectives, Commissioner Kelly is back 273 00:09:07,369 --> 00:09:08,996 and he found his way here on his own 274 00:09:09,031 --> 00:09:10,491 without any tips from the public. 275 00:09:10,527 --> 00:09:12,594 - How impressive is that? - Well, thank you, Raymond. 276 00:09:12,630 --> 00:09:13,924 I just happened to be in the neighborhood. 277 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:15,559 Thought I'd check on your progress. 278 00:09:15,754 --> 00:09:17,855 Um, we have a solid lead. 279 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,523 Suspicious online behavior 280 00:09:19,558 --> 00:09:21,692 from someone using the name Jamburger77. 281 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:23,527 There's only one person in the tri-state area 282 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,296 with that surname... Eileen Jamburger. 283 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:28,482 101 years old, and immediately racist on the phone. 284 00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:29,984 She is not a suspect at this time. 285 00:09:30,019 --> 00:09:32,219 But the user did make one non-cannibal post. 286 00:09:32,254 --> 00:09:35,766 A negative review of the headroom in a 2006 Saturn Ion. 287 00:09:35,802 --> 00:09:36,902 Real creep car. 288 00:09:36,938 --> 00:09:39,539 So, we pulled records on every 2006 Ion in the city 289 00:09:39,575 --> 00:09:40,883 and we're following up on them now. 290 00:09:40,919 --> 00:09:42,185 Well, I'll be. 291 00:09:42,221 --> 00:09:44,163 That's some nice police work, Peralta. 292 00:09:44,199 --> 00:09:45,733 - And Charles. - I especially like how 293 00:09:45,768 --> 00:09:47,378 you found evidence, followed up on it, 294 00:09:47,414 --> 00:09:49,215 and it's lead you closer to a solve. 295 00:09:49,405 --> 00:09:51,238 No, I agree, Peralta. It's excellent work. 296 00:09:51,273 --> 00:09:52,587 You must've hated saying that. 297 00:09:52,773 --> 00:09:54,958 No, I didn't. I like giving compliments. 298 00:09:54,993 --> 00:09:57,761 You have a nice deep voice. It is very commanding. 299 00:09:57,796 --> 00:10:00,564 Cut the crap, John. You're furious! 300 00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:01,940 And everyone can tell! 301 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,533 See? Very commanding. 302 00:10:05,569 --> 00:10:08,705 So, I know Raymond has some issues with HotClues, 303 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:10,674 but we did put the call out on the app 304 00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:12,843 and got a very promising tip. 305 00:10:12,878 --> 00:10:14,745 Look, we're not going against our Captain. 306 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:18,295 So this guy says he saw someone covered in blood 307 00:10:18,331 --> 00:10:20,065 getting out of a Saturn Ion. 308 00:10:20,273 --> 00:10:21,773 But you don't need that tip 309 00:10:21,809 --> 00:10:25,177 because you are among the best detectives in the NYPD! 310 00:10:27,025 --> 00:10:30,560 You're right, we don't need that tip! 311 00:10:30,595 --> 00:10:32,476 But seriously, send us that tip. We need it. 312 00:10:33,308 --> 00:10:34,875 Hey, Brian! What are you up to? 313 00:10:35,028 --> 00:10:36,795 Typing in numbers into a computer. 314 00:10:36,885 --> 00:10:39,452 Like I always do endlessly for 40-60 hours a week. 315 00:10:39,487 --> 00:10:41,890 Well, when you love what you do, you don't work a day in your life! 316 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:44,891 Unless, do you not love sad data entry? 317 00:10:44,926 --> 00:10:46,660 Well, my passion is performing. 318 00:10:46,695 --> 00:10:48,028 I do musical theater. 319 00:10:48,063 --> 00:10:50,079 - It's the hardest form of acting. - I agree! 320 00:10:50,115 --> 00:10:52,515 I am always saying, if you're not singing, 321 00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:53,912 - you're not acting. - Right! 322 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:55,851 It's probably hard to audition 323 00:10:55,887 --> 00:10:57,520 because you're always here, right? 324 00:10:57,555 --> 00:11:00,690 Yes! I had to pass up a chance to read for "Seussical." 325 00:11:00,775 --> 00:11:02,542 You know Brian, this makes me think 326 00:11:02,577 --> 00:11:03,877 of something I saw on "Ellen." 327 00:11:03,912 --> 00:11:06,513 There was this lady, she wanted to be a cook, 328 00:11:06,548 --> 00:11:08,314 but her tongue was all messed up, 329 00:11:08,349 --> 00:11:11,451 and she had this friend who didn't even have a tongue... 330 00:11:11,486 --> 00:11:12,660 I mean, she did, 331 00:11:12,696 --> 00:11:16,197 and now they own a taco truck in Lansing! 332 00:11:16,706 --> 00:11:17,773 Huh? 333 00:11:17,859 --> 00:11:19,225 Follow your dreams, man! 334 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:20,660 You gotta follow your dreams. 335 00:11:20,695 --> 00:11:22,267 Find your taco truck! 336 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,288 Wow. Thank you. 337 00:11:25,454 --> 00:11:27,082 That gives me a lot to think about. 338 00:11:27,668 --> 00:11:28,968 So what did you come down here for? 339 00:11:29,003 --> 00:11:33,225 Oh, uh, I had to borrow... 340 00:11:33,261 --> 00:11:34,561 the water cooler! 341 00:11:34,909 --> 00:11:36,809 All right. Thanks, Brian. 342 00:11:36,944 --> 00:11:38,265 Think about what I said. 343 00:11:38,646 --> 00:11:41,514 So, the tipster saw the Saturn parked out back 344 00:11:41,549 --> 00:11:42,782 and the woman at the desk said 345 00:11:42,817 --> 00:11:44,250 it belongs to the man in room 203. 346 00:11:44,285 --> 00:11:46,886 - One "Larry Bird." - Obvious fake name. 347 00:11:46,921 --> 00:11:48,888 Or is it so insane that there's no way it's fake? 348 00:11:48,923 --> 00:11:50,456 If you're trying not to draw attention, 349 00:11:50,491 --> 00:11:51,775 why not go with something like "John Smith?" 350 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:52,959 From "Pocahontas"? 351 00:11:53,094 --> 00:11:55,227 Uh, yeah. Way to fly under the radar. 352 00:11:55,963 --> 00:11:57,786 Excuse me, is there ice yet? 353 00:11:57,822 --> 00:11:59,297 Oh, I'm sorry. I don't work here. 354 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,645 I'm a police officer. 355 00:12:00,681 --> 00:12:02,306 Well, then I'd like to lodge a formal complaint. 356 00:12:02,342 --> 00:12:03,867 There hasn't been ice here for days 357 00:12:03,903 --> 00:12:05,770 and everyone knows my wine coolers are supposed 358 00:12:05,806 --> 00:12:07,339 - to be served chilled. - You're an adult. 359 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:08,563 Why are you drinking wine coolers? 360 00:12:08,599 --> 00:12:10,358 - Because I'm on vacation. - Okay. 361 00:12:10,544 --> 00:12:12,478 Well, I'll mention the ice. 362 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:13,980 Thanks. Pig. 363 00:12:14,016 --> 00:12:15,083 Okay. 364 00:12:17,684 --> 00:12:19,018 Oh, it's Holt. 365 00:12:19,053 --> 00:12:19,985 I didn't tell him what we were doing. 366 00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:21,042 I'll act natural. 367 00:12:21,078 --> 00:12:22,512 You're not gonna be on the phone call. Just do nothing. 368 00:12:22,548 --> 00:12:23,658 Hey, Captain! 369 00:12:23,694 --> 00:12:25,228 What delicious water I'm drinking! 370 00:12:25,676 --> 00:12:27,376 Sorry that we didn't check in before we left. 371 00:12:27,411 --> 00:12:28,944 We're just down at the DMV following up 372 00:12:28,979 --> 00:12:30,378 - on the Saturn owners. - Lies! 373 00:12:30,414 --> 00:12:32,347 Captain! How'd you know we were here? 374 00:12:32,383 --> 00:12:33,333 I followed you! 375 00:12:33,369 --> 00:12:35,143 John Kelly gave you a "Hot Clue," didn't he? 376 00:12:35,179 --> 00:12:36,852 How dare you disobey me. 377 00:12:36,887 --> 00:12:38,187 Come on, sir, it was a good tip 378 00:12:38,222 --> 00:12:39,588 and we're trying to catch a serial killer. 379 00:12:39,623 --> 00:12:40,767 Well then let's see this tip, 380 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,903 this groundbreaking tip 381 00:12:42,939 --> 00:12:44,439 that threatens to blow the case wide open. 382 00:12:44,475 --> 00:12:46,709 Okay, I know this tone. Here comes petty Holt. 383 00:12:46,745 --> 00:12:47,878 Naw, bitch. I'm not being petty. 384 00:12:47,914 --> 00:12:49,213 You just said, "naw, bitch." 385 00:12:49,249 --> 00:12:51,116 Show me the tip. 386 00:12:51,152 --> 00:12:52,552 Title of your sex tape. 387 00:12:52,968 --> 00:12:54,653 I was behind the Royal Motor Inn. 388 00:12:54,688 --> 00:12:57,489 I saw a guy get out of a blue Saturn Ion 389 00:12:57,524 --> 00:12:58,720 and he was covered in blood. 390 00:12:58,756 --> 00:13:00,225 Anyway, Baba Booey! 391 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:02,160 Baba Booey? Is that a clue? 392 00:13:02,195 --> 00:13:04,296 Uh, I don't know what Baba Booey means, actually. 393 00:13:04,331 --> 00:13:06,665 It's a popular prank phrase from Howard Stern. 394 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,034 - Charles! - Oh, from a shock jock. 395 00:13:09,069 --> 00:13:10,335 Well, that changes everything. 396 00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:13,032 Now we have a credible break in the case. 397 00:13:13,068 --> 00:13:14,209 Baba Booey! 398 00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:16,293 NYPD, open up! 399 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,776 Uh, just a minute! 400 00:13:17,811 --> 00:13:20,045 Ooh, I bet he's frantically packing up 401 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,446 his collection of hearts. 402 00:13:22,983 --> 00:13:24,477 Goin' in! Get back. 403 00:13:26,037 --> 00:13:28,104 - There's blood everywhere! - He went out the window. 404 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,298 I'll go around back. 405 00:13:30,457 --> 00:13:32,724 Fine, Kelly found the murderer's kill room. 406 00:13:32,759 --> 00:13:34,726 Whoop-Dee-doo! Should we throw him a parade? 407 00:13:34,761 --> 00:13:36,532 Yeah! Maybe! 408 00:13:38,606 --> 00:13:40,074 Patrols have searched a five-block radius. 409 00:13:40,109 --> 00:13:41,288 No sign of the perp. 410 00:13:41,324 --> 00:13:43,210 And there were no prints. He was wearing gloves. 411 00:13:43,245 --> 00:13:44,878 - Like the inimitable Audrey Hepburn. - Nope. 412 00:13:44,914 --> 00:13:46,282 Gentlemen, there's something I need to say. 413 00:13:46,318 --> 00:13:47,710 I gave you such a hard time 414 00:13:47,746 --> 00:13:50,917 about using Commissioner Kelly's app because I was being petty. 415 00:13:50,953 --> 00:13:53,187 I wanted him to fail and I took it out on you 416 00:13:53,222 --> 00:13:55,700 and for that I am very... 417 00:13:58,392 --> 00:14:00,414 Oh. You kind of trailed off there, sir. 418 00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:01,647 Were you going to finish your sentence? 419 00:14:01,683 --> 00:14:02,834 It felt like you were going to say you were sorry. 420 00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:04,165 I did. Boyle heard it. 421 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,933 Uh, I would remember if someone said my catch phrase. 422 00:14:05,968 --> 00:14:08,035 Fine, I'm sorry. 423 00:14:08,070 --> 00:14:10,071 I'm very sorry. 424 00:14:10,106 --> 00:14:12,039 Apology accepted. 425 00:14:12,174 --> 00:14:14,341 - I am so proud of you. - Peralta. 426 00:14:14,376 --> 00:14:15,643 You're right. I'll rub it in later. 427 00:14:15,678 --> 00:14:17,178 What matters now is solving this case. 428 00:14:17,213 --> 00:14:18,646 Now, our murderer may have gotten away, 429 00:14:18,681 --> 00:14:20,548 but we did find his kill room. 430 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,383 Maybe there's something in here that we're not seeing, yet. 431 00:14:22,418 --> 00:14:24,318 Perhaps we should pay your cannibal friend another visit. 432 00:14:24,353 --> 00:14:27,054 I wouldn't say they're friends so much as ex-cellmates. 433 00:14:27,089 --> 00:14:28,722 No, it's true. We're friends. 434 00:14:28,757 --> 00:14:31,632 - He ate kids! - Well, people are complicated. 435 00:14:31,894 --> 00:14:33,060 Now, I'll tell you one thing. 436 00:14:33,095 --> 00:14:34,528 You are not looking for a cannibal. 437 00:14:34,563 --> 00:14:36,330 - Why do you say that? - With all that blood? 438 00:14:36,365 --> 00:14:39,166 No self-respecting cannibal would waste all that sauce. 439 00:14:39,201 --> 00:14:40,668 See, Charles? He's a foodie, like you. 440 00:14:40,703 --> 00:14:42,885 - Who are you? - Can I see that picture again? 441 00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:45,076 Oh man, those are some nice tools. 442 00:14:45,112 --> 00:14:46,745 I would love to spread some ribs 443 00:14:46,781 --> 00:14:48,114 using that sternum retractor, 444 00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:49,508 but they only sell those to hospitals. 445 00:14:49,544 --> 00:14:51,411 Wait a minute. What did you just say? 446 00:14:51,447 --> 00:14:53,514 I said I'd love to get my little fingies 447 00:14:53,549 --> 00:14:54,448 in some chesties. 448 00:14:54,483 --> 00:14:56,217 No, no, no. Not the super gross part. 449 00:14:56,252 --> 00:14:57,418 Surgery-grade tools, 450 00:14:57,453 --> 00:14:58,586 precise incisions around the heart, 451 00:14:58,621 --> 00:15:00,321 and there was no ice at the motel. 452 00:15:00,356 --> 00:15:02,223 Because the perp was using it for the hearts. 453 00:15:02,258 --> 00:15:04,225 We're not looking for a serial killer. 454 00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:06,093 He stole the hearts for a transplant! 455 00:15:06,128 --> 00:15:07,528 Boom! We solved it. 456 00:15:07,563 --> 00:15:09,864 - Boyle, give me a hug. - Yeah! 457 00:15:09,899 --> 00:15:12,432 No! 458 00:15:12,902 --> 00:15:14,103 Hey, I did it! 459 00:15:14,139 --> 00:15:16,437 I talked to Brian and encouraged him to pursue his dreams. 460 00:15:16,472 --> 00:15:17,938 Really? Is he gonna quit? 461 00:15:17,973 --> 00:15:19,540 I don't know, that was the first step. 462 00:15:19,575 --> 00:15:21,408 But I figure if I talk to him twice a day 463 00:15:21,443 --> 00:15:23,410 - for the next few weeks... - Attention, everyone! 464 00:15:23,445 --> 00:15:25,546 Today will be my final day at the Nine-Nine. 465 00:15:25,581 --> 00:15:27,214 Damn, Loot. That was fast. 466 00:15:27,249 --> 00:15:28,716 I will be taking my talents to Broadway 467 00:15:28,751 --> 00:15:30,718 and I owe it all to Lieutenant Terry Jeffords. 468 00:15:30,753 --> 00:15:32,386 All I did was believe in you. 469 00:15:32,421 --> 00:15:33,687 And it changed everything. 470 00:15:33,722 --> 00:15:36,090 So Lieutenant, this one's for you. 471 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,145 Oh. 472 00:15:37,593 --> 00:15:39,393 ? Another opening ? 473 00:15:39,428 --> 00:15:40,694 ? Another show ? 474 00:15:40,729 --> 00:15:42,897 - Uh oh. - ? From Philly, Boston ? 475 00:15:42,932 --> 00:15:44,131 ? To Baltimore ? 476 00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,545 Amy, you said he could sing. 477 00:15:45,581 --> 00:15:47,748 I didn't say he could sing. He said he could sing. 478 00:15:47,784 --> 00:15:49,484 ? Dance break! ? 479 00:15:52,587 --> 00:15:54,087 What have I done? 480 00:15:54,706 --> 00:15:56,744 - Bye, Jake! - Here it is. 481 00:15:56,779 --> 00:15:58,712 The federal heart transplant waiting list. 482 00:15:58,747 --> 00:16:01,315 Check out who's all the way down at 2,319. 483 00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:04,485 Angelo Rinaldi, who runs the Rinaldi crime family. 484 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:07,121 Well. Then let's pay him a visit. 485 00:16:08,524 --> 00:16:10,565 - NYPD! - Hands where we can see them! 486 00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:12,450 There's a heart in the cooler. 487 00:16:12,486 --> 00:16:15,020 Sorry, Rinaldi, the only transplant happening today 488 00:16:15,056 --> 00:16:16,556 is your ass to jail. 489 00:16:16,592 --> 00:16:18,225 He is definitely unconscious and didn't hear any of that. 490 00:16:18,261 --> 00:16:20,064 But I'm still pumped. Case closed. Let's go! 491 00:16:20,469 --> 00:16:22,836 So Rinaldi had his trigger-man stealing hearts 492 00:16:22,871 --> 00:16:25,072 so he could have a transplant. 493 00:16:25,107 --> 00:16:27,174 That is fun! Good job, Ray. 494 00:16:27,209 --> 00:16:28,509 Thank you, Commissioner Kelly. 495 00:16:28,544 --> 00:16:30,104 We couldn't have done it without your... 496 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,941 Sir, you're doing the trailing off thing again. 497 00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:37,017 Help. Um... and I owe you an apology. 498 00:16:37,052 --> 00:16:39,753 I'm sorry and I must admit, 499 00:16:39,788 --> 00:16:42,105 you've really got something on your hands with this... 500 00:16:42,858 --> 00:16:44,291 HotClues app. 501 00:16:44,326 --> 00:16:45,960 Well, that is so nice of you to say. 502 00:16:45,995 --> 00:16:47,962 But, if you like the app now, 503 00:16:47,997 --> 00:16:50,698 wait until you see the updates we're rolling out. 504 00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:53,434 Now you can Auto-Tune your tips. Show 'em, Micah. 505 00:16:53,469 --> 00:16:55,369 ? There's a mysterious package ? 506 00:16:55,404 --> 00:16:56,637 ? On the corner of Fourth and Park ? 507 00:16:56,672 --> 00:16:58,372 - ? 4th and Park ? - Huh? Sounds... 508 00:16:58,407 --> 00:17:00,426 Pretty nifty. 509 00:17:00,462 --> 00:17:01,534 No... 510 00:17:02,511 --> 00:17:03,644 You a Stern fan, Micah? 511 00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:05,846 Oh yeah. Listen every day. 512 00:17:05,881 --> 00:17:07,047 Baba Booey! 513 00:17:07,082 --> 00:17:08,983 - Baba Booey? - Baba Booey. 514 00:17:09,018 --> 00:17:10,135 Baba Booey. 515 00:17:10,653 --> 00:17:12,429 You're the guy from the video. 516 00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:14,172 You called in the tip. 517 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,374 Yeah. 518 00:17:15,557 --> 00:17:17,324 Ah, Micah, do me a favor. 519 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:18,853 Give us a moment here, all right? 520 00:17:18,889 --> 00:17:19,989 Nobody in or out. 521 00:17:20,025 --> 00:17:21,625 Lock the doors. Thanks, bud. 522 00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:23,194 Actually Micah, you wanna leave that door unlocked 523 00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:24,596 in case we want to make a quick getaway? 524 00:17:24,632 --> 00:17:26,099 I'm gonna do what he told me to do. 525 00:17:26,135 --> 00:17:28,726 Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks, bud. 526 00:17:29,955 --> 00:17:31,155 What's going on, Kelly? 527 00:17:31,191 --> 00:17:34,193 Why is your assistant submitting tips? 528 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,511 Because they already had the information. 529 00:17:36,711 --> 00:17:38,345 The tips aren't coming from the public at all. 530 00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:39,409 Oh, cool theory. 531 00:17:39,445 --> 00:17:40,822 But if I already had the information, 532 00:17:40,858 --> 00:17:43,631 why am I pouring so much money into developing this app? 533 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,100 To hide where you're getting it. 534 00:17:45,135 --> 00:17:47,022 Because you're using illegal wiretaps or something! 535 00:17:47,838 --> 00:17:50,439 You got me! You guys are good! 536 00:17:50,474 --> 00:17:52,808 I just love how you ping pong off each other. 537 00:17:52,843 --> 00:17:55,143 This is blatantly unconstitutional. 538 00:17:55,178 --> 00:17:56,945 - I'm going to the press! - Yes, you should. 539 00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:59,648 But first, do you know what a stingray is? 540 00:17:59,683 --> 00:18:01,113 Of course we know what a Stingray is. 541 00:18:01,149 --> 00:18:02,317 Tenderest meat in the ocean! 542 00:18:02,402 --> 00:18:04,336 No, stingray is a portable cell tower. 543 00:18:04,371 --> 00:18:05,697 You drive it around the city. 544 00:18:05,733 --> 00:18:08,172 It captures data from any cell phone within reach. 545 00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:12,344 Like, oh, text messages, location history, voicemail... 546 00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:13,568 Oh my god. 547 00:18:13,747 --> 00:18:15,347 You have a "Dark Knight" machine! 548 00:18:15,382 --> 00:18:17,015 Yes, I do, and the three of you 549 00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:18,553 are not going to say a word about it 550 00:18:18,589 --> 00:18:20,089 because the 18 felons 551 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,887 we captured through the system, they'd go free. 552 00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:24,389 That's unfortunate, but it's better 553 00:18:24,424 --> 00:18:25,591 than living in a police state. 554 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,292 - I'm not sitting on this. - Okay. 555 00:18:27,327 --> 00:18:29,695 But I can assure you, you can't prove this program exists. 556 00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:31,263 It's just your word against mine. 557 00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:33,198 - I'm more than fine with that. - You shouldn't be. 558 00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:36,034 Because I can prove you'd do anything to sabotage me. 559 00:18:36,069 --> 00:18:39,037 My stingray captured your texts, too. 560 00:18:39,072 --> 00:18:41,373 No, he has the "Durrells in Corfu" GIF! 561 00:18:41,408 --> 00:18:43,241 Oh-ho-ho. Way worse. 562 00:18:43,276 --> 00:18:44,943 You wrote several people, 563 00:18:44,978 --> 00:18:48,075 "I would do anything to rid the NYPD of John Kelly. 564 00:18:48,111 --> 00:18:49,611 "Sincerely, Raymond Holt." 565 00:18:49,647 --> 00:18:52,404 You have got to stop signing your text messages! 566 00:18:53,186 --> 00:18:54,219 What do I do? 567 00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:55,587 Brian sounds terrible. 568 00:18:55,622 --> 00:18:56,722 I can't let him quit his job! 569 00:18:56,757 --> 00:18:58,290 He'll never get cast in anything. 570 00:18:58,325 --> 00:18:59,958 Maybe he'll be one of those people on "The Voice" 571 00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:01,727 that's so bad they become an Internet sensation. 572 00:19:01,762 --> 00:19:03,562 That's not what they do on "The Voice", Amy, 573 00:19:03,597 --> 00:19:04,997 that's "American Idol"! 574 00:19:05,032 --> 00:19:06,782 "The Voice" is purely a celebration of talent. 575 00:19:06,818 --> 00:19:08,619 If he wants to pursue his dream and it doesn't work out, 576 00:19:08,655 --> 00:19:10,955 that's not on you. He made his choice. 577 00:19:10,991 --> 00:19:13,325 Yeah, yeah, you're right. You know, no blood on my hands. 578 00:19:13,473 --> 00:19:14,740 I just need to let him do his thing. 579 00:19:14,775 --> 00:19:17,476 - Terry... - Hey, Brian! 580 00:19:17,511 --> 00:19:20,211 So, what did you think of my song? 581 00:19:22,015 --> 00:19:24,249 - I loved how loud it was. - Thank you. 582 00:19:24,284 --> 00:19:26,652 I wouldn't have had the courage to do it without you. 583 00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,186 Sure, I daydream about it all the time, 584 00:19:28,221 --> 00:19:30,288 but being a single dad, I always chickened out. 585 00:19:30,323 --> 00:19:31,923 You... have... a kid? 586 00:19:31,958 --> 00:19:33,992 I have kids. Three under three. 587 00:19:34,027 --> 00:19:36,962 Oh, fun! Hey, unrelated. 588 00:19:36,997 --> 00:19:38,930 Uh, what's your financial situation like? 589 00:19:38,965 --> 00:19:40,932 Do you have savings to fall back on? 590 00:19:40,967 --> 00:19:42,267 Do you come from wealth, or...? 591 00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:43,802 No, no, but... 592 00:19:43,837 --> 00:19:48,707 ? That's not gonna stop my dreams ? 593 00:19:48,742 --> 00:19:49,875 Sick pipes, Bri. 594 00:19:49,910 --> 00:19:51,443 - Good luck out there. - Thanks. 595 00:19:51,478 --> 00:19:53,671 No! I can't let you do this. 596 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,048 What? 597 00:19:56,377 --> 00:19:58,684 You're a bad singer, man. I don't want to be mean, 598 00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,552 but if you try to make a living at this, 599 00:20:00,587 --> 00:20:02,113 you will die on the street. 600 00:20:02,856 --> 00:20:03,890 Oh. 601 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,563 Thanks for telling me. 602 00:20:08,529 --> 00:20:10,127 - So that's it, then. - Yup. 603 00:20:10,163 --> 00:20:11,897 Next week is my last week at the Nine-Nine. 604 00:20:11,932 --> 00:20:13,665 Attention, everyone! 605 00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:15,667 I will be giving up singing. 606 00:20:15,702 --> 00:20:18,070 This will be my final performance. 607 00:20:18,105 --> 00:20:21,540 ? One pound two ounces... ? 608 00:20:21,575 --> 00:20:23,267 Not now, Brian! 609 00:20:25,679 --> 00:20:26,978 Sir, there you are. 610 00:20:27,013 --> 00:20:28,513 We've been looking everywhere for. 611 00:20:28,548 --> 00:20:29,815 Kevin says he hasn't heard from you all night. 612 00:20:29,850 --> 00:20:31,550 Yes, I've been sitting in my office 613 00:20:31,585 --> 00:20:33,318 wallowing in my hopelessness, 614 00:20:33,353 --> 00:20:36,242 and eating the saddest food known to mankind. 615 00:20:36,978 --> 00:20:37,989 Ice cream. 616 00:20:38,025 --> 00:20:39,658 Oh my god, he's Bridget Jones-ing. 617 00:20:39,693 --> 00:20:41,259 Okay, well it's time to put that aside 618 00:20:41,294 --> 00:20:43,028 and pull out whatever food you eat when you're happy. 619 00:20:43,064 --> 00:20:44,363 - Dry beans? - Sure! 620 00:20:44,399 --> 00:20:47,031 Look. We can still stop John Kelly. 621 00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:48,867 All we need is some hard evidence. 622 00:20:48,902 --> 00:20:51,870 How? He won't let us anywhere near him or One Police Plaza. 623 00:20:51,905 --> 00:20:53,672 I know, which is why I've assembled 624 00:20:53,707 --> 00:20:55,841 a team of powerful allies in the NYPD. 625 00:20:55,876 --> 00:20:57,275 No, that's too risky. 626 00:20:57,310 --> 00:20:59,344 How do you know they're not loyal to John Kelly? 627 00:20:59,379 --> 00:21:02,047 Because these people aren't loyal to anybody. 628 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:16,390 I made a suicide squad! 629 00:21:16,894 --> 00:21:20,894 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com