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What on Earth...?

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Hello?

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- Hello, Mom.
- Hi.

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I bet you're wondering.

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I sure am.

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It's a shortwave radio.

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Dr. Sturgis is letting me use it.

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It picks up broadcasts

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- from around the world.
- Listen.

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This is the time being announced
every minute from Ottawa.

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At the sound of the tone,
the local time in Ottawa

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will be 5:13.

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Spellbinding, ain't it?

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And you thought this was
okay to go on in my house?

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It was that or my house, so here we are.

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Wednesday morning, the
Nobel Prize winners are going

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to be announced in Sweden, and
we'll hear it as it's happening.

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Well, 2.8 milliseconds later.

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Sure, because of the propagation.

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And what's this? Some kind of antenna?

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Yes. It needs to go up on the roof.

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You're not going on the roof.

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Of course he's not. I am.

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You're not going, either.

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Excuse me, I have six years

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of tai chi under my belt.

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I have the balance of a jungle cat.

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You doing some kind of
slow-motion hula dance

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in the park is not gonna change my mind.

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I do much more than just this.

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So you want me to put
that thing on that roof?

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Yes.

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So you can hear who won a science prize?

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The Nobel Prize.

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Why can't you read who
won in the newspaper?

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I could say the same
thing about the Super Bowl,

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but you still watch it.

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He got you there.

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The Super Bowl is football.

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Your thing is... I don't
even know what your thing is.

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It's the most prestigious
award in the field of physics.

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I'll think about it.

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When I win one, I might
just thank you in my speech.

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The things I do for you.

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Georgie, get out here!

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Got a chore for you!

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Good call. You have
no business up there.

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Radio Sweden International.

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There it is.

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Excellent. Which scientists
are you rooting for?

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Oh, I don't have a favorite.

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There's so much good work being done.

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I think it's time Frederick Reines

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finally gets his due for the neutrino.

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I suppose he has a shot.

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I should think so, he confirmed
the neutrino's existence

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35 years ago.

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What the heck are they waiting for?

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Lots of talented people
don't get recognized.

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Giraffes aren't able to have...

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You know if we had cable,
we'd have, like, 60 channels?

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We have plenty of channels.

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We have seven.

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Hey! There are starving kids in Africa

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with no channels.

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Come on, it don't cost much.

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I'm not paying for television.

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Television is free.
Always was, always will be.

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You're so cheap.

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If you want cable, pay for it yourself.

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Or better yet, try turning that
thing off and go read a book.

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"Read a book"?

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John?

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Hello, my sweet.

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What are you doing out here?

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Weeding. You have goosegrass.

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And you can't have a nice
lawn if you have goosegrass.

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It's kind of dark out.

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Goosegrass doesn't sleep.

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It kills the good grass

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and leaves bald spots.

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But don't worry,

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I'm on the job.

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Oh. Okay.

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Can I get you a flashlight?

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I would prefer a headlamp, such
as one would use for spelunking.

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Okay.

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Let me check my spelunking supplies.

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You're a peach.

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Good morning, Medford High School,

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this is Class President Sheldon Cooper

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with an important science bulletin.

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This Wednesday morning,

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the Nobel Prize in
Physics will be announced,

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and I'd like to invite each and
every one of you to my garage

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to listen live at 5:00 a.m. and
be a part of scientific history.

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- Food and refreshments will be served...
- You worried your kid

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just invited the whole
school to your house?

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At 5:00 in the morning for
a Swedish science thing?

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Not at all.

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In other school news, this
Friday night our football team

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will be playing another football team.

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Hello?

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Hi, Connie, this is Dr. Linkletter.

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I work in the physics
department with Dr. Sturgis.

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Oh, sure, I remember you.

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What can I do for you?

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Well, I'm just calling to let
you know that John is fine,

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but there's been a bit of an
incident at the school today.

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What happened?

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He broke into the
mainframe computer lab,

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tripped off an alarm.

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Security came, and there was a chase.

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A chase?

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It was a short one. He's not a fast man.

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Uh... well, where is he now?

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He's in the dean's office.

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He has you listed as
the emergency contact,

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so I just wanted to let you know.

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Well, uh... thank you

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- so much for calling.
- My pleasure.

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If there's anything I can
do, feel free to reach out.

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Or if you'd like to go
grab a coffee sometime,

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I know a cute little cafe.

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Do you like scones?

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You're not actually trying to
hit on me right now, are you?

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- Is it working?
- No.

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I should go.

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What kind of snacks do
you think I should serve

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at my Nobel gathering?

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It's on Swedish radio. How
about Swedish meatballs?

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But it's at 5:00 a.m.

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Swedish breakfast balls?

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I could offer an assortment
of breakfast cereal.

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My mom doesn't let me have
cereal with sugar in it.

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Or anything that makes me happy.

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Connie. What are you doing here?

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Well...

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I got a call from
your friend Linkletter,

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and, uh... I-I was a
little worried about you.

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What did he say?

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That you had some kind of scuffle

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with the campus security?

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No scuffle.

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I was using the university's mainframe,

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and they asked me to
leave. Simple as that.

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So nobody chased you?

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I was startled, and so I did

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what any normal person does
under the circumstances:

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climb out a window and
run like the dickens.

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Hi, I'm Kurt Loder, this is MTV News...

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Since when do we get MTV?

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Since I got cable.

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What do you mean, you got cable?

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I called up the cable
company and I said, "Hello,

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I'd like cable," and they put in cable.

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I'm not paying for that.

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Keep your shirt on. I paid for it.

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Is that so?

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Yeah, with money I saved from my job.

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Well, okay.

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So do we get any of
those movie channels?

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Dad, I'm trying to watch the news.

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Billy Idol has recovered so well from...

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What's so important that
I had to run over here?

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Come here. I want to show you something.

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Look at this.

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John did it.

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Oh, dear.

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"Oh, dear" is right.

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Was he in here taking a bath

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and just started thinking
about science stuff?

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Read the top right part.

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"Time plus heat

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plus bread equals toast."

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That ain't science.

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Well, it's not wrong, either.

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Look at this.

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Yeah, well, that's... peculiar.

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You'll be amazed to know
that the Nobel Prize,

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while being the most
prestigious award in science,

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is not generally
celebrated in this country.

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No parades, no fireworks.

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Which is why I thought
having a breakfast celebration

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was not only appropriate,
but long overdue.

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You may have noticed
that I went with Cheerios,

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and believe me, it was
a decision that I came to

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after careful consideration.

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There were birds on the Froot Loops,

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Cocoa Puffs and Corn
Flakes, so they were out.

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And leprechauns and elves
are magical creatures

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that would be a slap in the
face to the scientific community.

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Anyway, the festivities
begin at 4:30 a.m.

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You're most welcome to come.

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As are you, unhappy bag boy.

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_

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What the hell is this?

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TV's asking me for some kind of code.

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Yeah, that's the parental control lock.

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- So how do I take it off?
- You don't.

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This is my cable that
I bought with my money.

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You got to be kidding me.

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Here's an idea, how
about you go read a book?

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Oh, this isn't over, little man.

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Not by a long shot!

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You know what I like about you, Sheldon?

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You're incredibly smart,
but you're also really dumb.

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Why would you say that?

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You think people are gonna
come here to hang out with you?

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Yes.

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- To hear about science?
- Yes.

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- On the radio?
- Yes.

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At 5:00 in the morning?

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Yes.

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And you're asking me why you're dumb?

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Well, I happen to have
a little more faith

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in the curiosity of my fellows.

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See, you sound smart,
but you're still dumb.

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I bet you don't even know
the first thing about Sweden.

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Well, you're wrong, it's where

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those little meatballs come from.

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And that chef on The
Muppets. That's two things.

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Oh,

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and is in Canada. That's three.

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Hello?

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Hello, Dr. Linkletter.

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This is Connie Tucker.

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Connie, how lovely to hear from you.

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Stop. I'm worried about John.

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He was supposed to be here for
dinner and he never showed up.

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That's not good. He also
missed two of his classes today.

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Do you have any idea where he might be?

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Hard to say. If he's
having another episode,

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he could be anywhere.

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Hold on, what do you mean "episode"?

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Oh, I thought you knew. In the past,

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John has struggled with
his grip on reality.

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What kind of struggle
are we talking about?

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The kind where he's
had to be hospitalized.

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Well, he never said
anything about that to me.

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Well, I certainly wouldn't
fabricate such a story.

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Okay, look, I-if-if you
hear from him or see him,

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please let me know.

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Of course. Now, if down the road

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things don't work out with
you two, I'd love to...

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Good-bye.

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- Here, this is for you.
- What is it?

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Read it. You do remember
how to read, don't you?

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A bill? Really?

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Room and board, buddy.

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$50 a month for food?

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The way you eat, I
should've gone $50 a week.

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Laundry services?

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Your poor mother has
to touch your underwear.

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What's the $10 a month "peema" charge?

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Oh, P-I-M-A, that's a
"Pain in My Ass" tax.

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My way of getting compensated for you

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taking years off my life.

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John?

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John?

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Your bike's here. John?

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John?

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_

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Well, look at that,
there's boobies on my TV.

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Ooh!

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- Get out of here!
- I'm telling Mom!

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John?

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Hello.

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What-What're you doing?

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I was doing tai chi

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and then I realized that I was

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continually being bombarded
by subatomic particles

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and it behooves me, perhaps,

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to pay slightly closer
attention to them.

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Maybe "chi" is the ancient Chinese word

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for the subatomic universe.

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You're scaring me, John.

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Well, there's nothing to be scared of.

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Tomorrow, somebody
will win the Nobel Prize

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about these particles...

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not me.

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But I'm experiencing them firsthand...

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...which could be better.

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Why don't you come
down and experience them

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on the floor?

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I think I just felt a neutrino.

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You know, neutrinos are interesting.

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They never bond with anything,

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they're always alone.

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I think that one went
right through my pants.

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All right,

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why don't we go downstairs,

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and I'll fix us both
a nice cup of hot tea

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and you can tell me all about it.

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Please?

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Okay.

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It was my dream to win the Nobel,

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and I'm not going to.

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I bet Sheldon will.

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- That'll be something.
- Yeah.

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Welcome to Radio Sweden...

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How's it going, baby?

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I don't think anyone's
showing up, not even Tam.

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I'm here.

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Yeah, but you're my mom.
You live on the premises.

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At least Dr. Sturgis
should be here any minute.

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Shelly, I'm afraid Dr. Sturgis

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isn't coming this morning.

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Why not?

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He isn't feeling well.

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Oh, dear.

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Should we send him a get well card?

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I think that'd be terrific.

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Good morning and welcome

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to the Royal Swedish
Academy of Sciences.

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The announcements are starting.

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You want me to stay?

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Uh, the Academy has concluded
its meeting and we are

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ready to announce this year's...

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I'll be in my room if you need me.

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As usual, I will read the
announcements first in English,

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then in Swedish, then
the citation in German,

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French, and Russian.

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And this year's

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Nobel Prize in Physics is awarded to...

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Come on, neutrinos.

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...Henry Kendall, Jerome Friedman,

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and Richard Taylor for
the discovery of quarks.

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A primary feature of quarks

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is that they're always bonded together,

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but in that moment, I
felt like a neutrino,

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destined to be alone forever.

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Leonard, dear, you should be in bed.

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Howard! Turn off that fakakta game

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and go to sleep.

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Thankfully, I was wrong.

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