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Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"...

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- It's a dragon egg.
- You're possessed.

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Ray's gone. I've taken over his body.

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If Neron wanted John dead,

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he would have killed him on the spot.

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I need you to open up a doorway to hell.

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It's to bring someone
here from the other side.

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Tabitha.

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I'm sorry. It wasn't
me. It was my nipple.

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- Save me!
- As you wish.

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I'm not leaving Mona behind.

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Do you really think
that everyone in hell

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deserves to be there?

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This is your opportunity
to make things right.

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I'm gonna save Ray.

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- Honey, time to go.
- _

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Come on, honey, let's
go. We're gonna be late.

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Zari? You better not
be eating the Halva.

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No, Mommy.

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Zari Jaan.

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Dessert's not for after breakfast.

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What?

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It's only a kick.

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Behrad must be anxious to meet you.

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Now go put your shoes on
so I can take you to school.

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You might just want to soak it all in.

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Violent people are
pouring into our country...

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illegal immigrants,
terrorists, meta-humans.

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Politicians promise to keep you safe

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but they've been hiding the truth.

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There's a dangerous new threat
already within our borders.

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Hi, I'm Ray Palmer.

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Yes, that Ray Palmer...
former CEO of Palmer Tech.

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And I am here to warn you

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that creatures once thought only

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in legends and fairy tales are real.

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Yes, folks, monsters are real,

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and they walk amongst us.

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And they will stop at nothing

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until they destroy humankind.

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Interested in learning more?

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Then join me at PalmerX 2019,

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where the power is in
the Palmer of your hands.

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_

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I don't care if Neron's
wearing my best friend's face.

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- I want to punch him.
- Get in line.

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Ogres are big softies... that
one wouldn't even hurt a fly.

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Neron's been a step
ahead of us for too long.

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- We need to play offense.
- Agreed.

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Sorry, what are we agreeing to?

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Look, it's time for us to fight back.

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We're retaking the Bureau.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
... www.Addic7ed.com ...

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Gideon, pull up the
blueprints at the Bureau

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and start fabricating and arsenal.

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- Right away, Captain.
- Look, Gary has bonded

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with the Fairy Godmother, and
while he might be an idiot,

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she is not to be underestimated.

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Mick, Nate, you think
you can handle Tabitha?

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- Granny's dead.
- Good.

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Ava and I will handle Neron.

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Yeah, I want a crack at him.

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It's my bureau he's
running his operation from.

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Not to be a buzzkill,
but even John and Nora

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couldn't out-magic Neron.

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- I just felt a kick.
- Oh, I want to feel!

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Right now the smart play
would be just to bide our time.

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Wait for John-o to
return with Ray's soul.

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Shockingly, I agree with Charlie.

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- I love you, little Wicksty...
- Oh, I felt it!

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I told you, it's kicking.

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Okay, can you guys stop being
dragon-baby crazy right now?

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Look, this commercial
is proof that Neron

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is up to something big, and we need

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to stop him before it's too late.

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Captain, I have an incoming
communication from Nora Darhk.

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- Put her on.
- Sara?

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Talk to me. What's your status?

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I'm tired of skulking around air ducts.

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I'm going after Mona.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're gearing up

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for an assault. Hold your position.

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- Hey!
- Too late.

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- Wait, where's Gary?
- In Ava's office...

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getting real comfortable.

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Mmm.

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Oh, Fairy Godmother?

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Yes, my pet?

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I want to dig deeper on my next wish.

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Excellent idea. What
do you have in mind?

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Well...

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we've already redecorated my office.

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I now have three nipples

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because a spare never hurts, and...

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Perhaps you could make a
wish regarding the Legends?

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You want me to wish something for them?

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I'm talking about revenge.

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- Oh.
- They lied to you, Gary.

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Promised you could be an interim Legend.

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One wish, and you can send them

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all to hell with John Constantine.

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Speaking of John, you
think he's all right?

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That warlock sent thousands
of demons to rot in the pits.

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I think he's well and
truly screwed, dearie.

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Does this mean we're straight?

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I got a more important
collection to make.

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Who is that guy?

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That, my friend, is John Constantine...

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in the flesh.

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Congratulations, Mona.

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I have selected you for
a very special assignment.

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That's okay, Ne-Ray.

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Can I call you that? I'm okay here.

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You see, before Nate's
father decided he wanted to be

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P.T. Barnum, we were working together.

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training monsters to do our bidding.

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Actually, I worked extensively

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with your dear friend Konane...

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I mean... Your dead friend Konane.

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I found Mona. Hurry.

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Copy that.

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This seems like overkill.

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The Legends never included
me in their pizza parties...

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or asked me to play Dungeons & Dragons.

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Make them suffer, Gary.

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I can make them do whatever you want.

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I just wanted to be part of the team.

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As soon as Ava opens the portal,

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we go in firing.

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Time to burn some freaks.

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I wish...

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Opening a portal in three, two, one.

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No.

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Welcome to book club.

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Why, you little...

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I'd be careful how
you speak to my charge.

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Gary, why are you doing this?

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Because I would like to discuss...

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"The Collector."

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Forget the book, Gary.

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You helped a demon take
control of the Bureau.

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What happened to the Bureau creed?

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Oh, I could ask the same about you.

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Article 27? Hmm?

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A supervisor must never show favoritism?

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You started a book club
with another employee.

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Gary, Mona is being tortured right now.

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Neron said he's trying to protect

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humans from monsters.

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You saw Mona gnaw off my nip.

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- She did you a favor.
- Okay, um...

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maybe we should just reschedule

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until after we've read the book?

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Oh, Fairy Godmother?

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Oh, no. Wait.

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- Ow.
- Book was terrible.

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Oh, my head.

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That's the spirit.

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Sara, Ava, come in. Where are you guys?

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Hey, Nate. Can't talk right now.

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Are you talking to Nate on comms?

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Tell him I say hi.

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Gary says hi.

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And we are at book club.

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Move on to plan B.

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- What's plan B?
- I only listen for my name.

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I assume it's like plan A,

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but, you know, with less people.

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Well, without the Captain and the clone,

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the Bureau's a suicide mission.

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Mick's right.

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We need to sneak into PalmerX,

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do some recon, find
out what Neron is up to.

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Now that sounds like a plan Z.

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- Mmm.
- Hey, baby.

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Hey, you looking for
a good time, handsome?

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I'm always looking
for a good time, love,

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but, uh, regrettably,
my time here is limited.

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Maybe you can help me.

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I'm looking for broker
in the soul trade.

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He goes by the name of Masher.

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I might know something.

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Well, this here is holy water.

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Now, you can use this to burn the skin

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off any demon tosser
who messes with you.

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Uh-uh-uh.

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Masher likes to hang
out at the strip club

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after trading is done...

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John.

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How do you know my name?

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Oh, I know who you are.

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Half of demonkind is
searching for John Constantine.

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The holy water?

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Oh, this? Nah, this
is just whisky, love.

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Sure, our protagonist

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was keeping people hostage, but...

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that's only because he never
received love as a child.

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Aah!

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They don't want you in
their book club, Gary.

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Doesn't that make you angry?

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Make a wish, and they will pay.

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You're right. They
don't want to spend time

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with Gary Green, lowly
Time Bureau agent.

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But they would love to spend time

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with Gary Green...

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Captain of the Waverider!

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Welcome aboard, Captain Green.

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Thanks.

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I have no quarrel with you, dear.

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You didn't send me to hell

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like John Constantine and the Legends.

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Yes...

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I was in hell for 327 years.

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And what was my crime?

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I sprinkled a little magic over Salem,

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trying to help a girl who's mother

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was accused of witchcraft.

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Okay, well, you're out now.

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Why help Neron?

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Neron rescued me in hell.

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What can I say?

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True love bloomed.

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I know what you're thinking...
he's so much older than me.

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Sometimes you have to look past age.

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You know, in another life,

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I think you and I
could have been friends.

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- Toodles.
- Wait, wha...

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Ray?

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Without all of the idiotic tendencies.

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Make a move on me, and Mona dies.

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Ray is good and strong.

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He can fight his way back from hell.

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Who do you think is having
a worse time in hell?

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Ray, or your father?

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Turns out Daddy dearest isn't so tough.

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I hear Damien Darhk is going
stark raving mad in the pits.

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Why am I here?

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Well, you and John tried
to kill me... nearly did.

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If the doofus in the
skin suit I'm wearing

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hadn't have interrupted,
I'd have been obliterated.

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I spent many nights just dreaming

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about how I was going to get my revenge.

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And then it came to me...
what better punishment

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than making you sit front row

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to all of the fear and rage

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I'm about to unleash on the Earth,

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all while in the body
of the man you love.

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Now...

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Smile for the cameras.

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- Mr. Palmer!
- Are monsters real?

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What's tonight all about?

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Now, all of your questions
will be answered soon.

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- Oh. Excuse me.
- What's wrong with you?

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Well, you know, a room full of people

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fearful of magical creatures

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just makes me a little
bit fearful, all right?

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The worst part is,
Ray loves tech events.

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Good evening, D.C., and welcome

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to PalmerX 2019.

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Now, you're all probably wondering,

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what in the heck is Ray Palmer
doing back in the public eye?

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Well, folks, for the past
two years I have been hunting

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magical creatures.

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Hang with me here.

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I have created an exosuit
capable of combating

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the most ferocious of their kind.

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What a douche.

269
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But I can't do it
alone. I need your help.

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I need you to help me
find these creatures...

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creatures that may be
hiding right here amongst us.

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Now, everyone take out your smartphones.

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Better be Palmer Tech.

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I have created a small, simple app,

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that will change the world.

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And I want you all to
download it right now.

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The app is called Eyes.

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Now, on Eyes, you will be
able to share real-time,

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life-saving monster sightings.

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Share them, and I will
be there to save you.

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Remember, the power

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is in the Palmer of your hands.

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You really expect us to
believe monsters exist?

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I thought you were
going to offer us proof.

285
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Thank you, Cindy. You
are absolutely right.

286
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Here is your proof.

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Now, this may look
like a helpless hipster

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who should be working at a bookstore,

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but believe me, she is something

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altogether more dangerous.

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_

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- Masher.
- John?

293
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Yeah, yeah, all right,
keep your hair on.

294
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No need to tell the whole bloody club.

295
00:14:34,428 --> 00:14:36,262
Oh, buddy, now I know
you're out of your mind.

296
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- What are you doing in hell?
- I'm here to save a friend.

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His soul belongs to Neron.

298
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Cheers, love. He's paying.

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Nobody gets into Neron's
soul vault without his say-so.

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Except the Triumvirate,
and I have a plan

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to deal with them, but
first, there's a hunch

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I need to confirm.

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What's Neron trading at?

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He's steady, but I'll let
you in on a little secret.

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His stock is about to rise.

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I'm talking a massive
soul collection on Earth.

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You know what that means?

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Neron is finally making his play

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for the throne of hell.

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Oh, cheers, Masher. I can use that.

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Be careful, John.

312
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Not every demon you've sent to hell

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is as forgiving as I am.

314
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Yeah, don't I know it.

315
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You're dead, demon hunter.

316
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I was going to be a demon proctologist,

317
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but the pay wasn't as good.

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- Hold him.
- Oh!

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Oh, Calibraxis. Hey, looking good, mate.

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- You grow your beard?
- John Constantine.

321
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I'm really going to enjoy
watching you breathe your last.

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I invoke a parlay.

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I demand to speak to the Triumvirate.

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I'm a demon, not a pirate, John.

325
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I thought you understood the rules.

326
00:15:57,013 --> 00:15:59,211
Well, you little maggot,

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as long as I'm alive,

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then the Triumvirate can pass me around

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like a little sparrow amongst the cats.

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But as soon as I die,
you dim-witted dick,

331
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then my soul belongs to Neron,

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and then the Triumvirate lose out

333
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on all the tasty little bits of torture

334
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that they've got planned for me.

335
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So you've got two choices:

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You can either kill me

337
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and royally piss off the
old bags that run this place,

338
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or take me to speak
with the Triumvirate.

339
00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:31,410
I'm detecting a fugitive
alert... stop it...

340
00:16:31,412 --> 00:16:33,245
at the Inquisition, Captain Green.

341
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Oh, I don't do torture.

342
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- Could've fooled me.
- Hey. Play nice.

343
00:16:38,186 --> 00:16:39,652
We have to distract Gary

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while the B team is plan B... ing.

345
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Would a fairy at the
Great British Bakeoff

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suit your fancy?

347
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Shall we, uh...

348
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keep calm and pastry on?

349
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I'll plot a course, Captain.

350
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Get it?

351
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"Keep calm and pastry on"?

352
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Good one, Cap.

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- Hilarious.
- Thanks, guys.

354
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Thanks. Yeah.

355
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Take a good, long
look at her... Mona Wu.

356
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You saw her on the street,
you wouldn't think twice.

357
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Come on, Mona. Don't
give him what he wants.

358
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But she has a strange
and violent condition...

359
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brought about when she fell in love

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with a repulsive creature.

361
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I feel like a bridge scene
should have more people.

362
00:17:21,076 --> 00:17:24,747
Oh, no, we love
three-people bridge scenes.

363
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,766
Yeah, otherwise we just end
up standing around all day.

364
00:17:26,768 --> 00:17:28,968
Oh, that's why Mick's always grumpy.

365
00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:30,536
Come on, Mona.

366
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I promised these fine people a show.

367
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Let's not keep them waiting.

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Shift now or end up dead like Konane.

369
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Folks, proof

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of the world's very first werewolf.

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That's what we're missing... the boys!

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- No.
- Yeah.

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Fairy Godmother?

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- Z.
- B.

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- She made him disappear!
- Well, well, well...

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what do we have here?

377
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More magic in the audience?

378
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She's one of them!

379
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He's right. I am.

380
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She's a witch. Witch. Witch.

381
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Witch, witch, witch!

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Witch, witch...

383
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Don't worry, folks.
The witch won't get far.

384
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Not as long as everyone
downloads the Eyes app.

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Share your sightings.
We'll find the witch.

386
00:19:05,199 --> 00:19:06,866
It's only a matter of time.

387
00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,096
Sara, you guys okay?

388
00:19:18,098 --> 00:19:21,599
Yeah, we're fine, as long
as we keep placating Gary.

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I guess Charlie and Z are our last hope.

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- Great, we're toast.
- Welcome to hell.

391
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:30,341
Good evening, this is
your captain speaking.

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Just...

393
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:35,613
What?

394
00:19:35,615 --> 00:19:37,427
We'll be cruising at a high altitude

395
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:40,031
on our way to save a bakeoff in Britain.

396
00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:42,000
- Whoo, yeah.
- Yeah.

397
00:19:42,003 --> 00:19:43,754
Gary, is that the Kid Steel costume?

398
00:19:43,757 --> 00:19:45,623
Uh-huh.

399
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,091
You like-y?

400
00:19:47,093 --> 00:19:49,961
Why would anyone wish to be a sidekick?

401
00:19:49,963 --> 00:19:52,463
- Close your legs.
- Oh, he's such an idiot.

402
00:19:52,465 --> 00:19:54,666
What?

403
00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:56,968
Nothing, they're just teasing you.

404
00:19:56,970 --> 00:20:00,071
- Oh.
- You're my Gar-bear.

405
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,073
We're gonna have so much fun.

406
00:20:04,444 --> 00:20:06,477
Okay?

407
00:20:06,479 --> 00:20:08,413
# EyesApp is trending on Twitter

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00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:11,783
below Kanye's surprise album
and a cat getting a bath.

409
00:20:11,785 --> 00:20:13,786
Mm. How many downloads?

410
00:20:13,789 --> 00:20:16,986
Only 2,000, Mr. Palmer.

411
00:20:16,989 --> 00:20:18,856
News cycle is so fast these days,

412
00:20:18,858 --> 00:20:20,792
it's hard to cut through all the noise.

413
00:20:20,794 --> 00:20:22,660
But a monster attack on the capital

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00:20:22,662 --> 00:20:25,063
will dominate the headlines for weeks.

415
00:20:25,065 --> 00:20:26,464
And then what?

416
00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:28,900
More people will download some app?

417
00:20:28,902 --> 00:20:31,669
That's your big plan?

418
00:20:31,671 --> 00:20:33,786
Why, yes, it is.

419
00:20:33,789 --> 00:20:35,573
Ah! My love.

420
00:20:35,575 --> 00:20:38,242
Would you please escort our guest

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00:20:38,244 --> 00:20:39,577
to a cell?

422
00:20:39,579 --> 00:20:41,412
Let's go, dearie.

423
00:20:46,619 --> 00:20:50,822
Neron didn't say which
containment cell to put you in.

424
00:20:50,824 --> 00:20:52,523
why are you helping me?

425
00:20:52,525 --> 00:20:54,859
Because you're a fellow witch,

426
00:20:54,861 --> 00:20:57,128
and I think we can help each other.

427
00:21:01,668 --> 00:21:03,835
Mona?

428
00:21:03,837 --> 00:21:05,203
How do you feel?

429
00:21:05,205 --> 00:21:07,036
I've been better.

430
00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:11,375
Remember, I'm just a
"Fairy Godmother" away.

431
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:20,685
Trust me, we'll be safe here.

432
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:25,925
Where are we?

433
00:21:25,928 --> 00:21:27,959
My childhood home.

434
00:21:27,961 --> 00:21:30,528
I thought you grew up
in a dystopian city, Z.

435
00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:31,685
You had a pool?

436
00:21:31,688 --> 00:21:33,721
In a couple years,
A.R.G.U.S. will use people's

437
00:21:33,724 --> 00:21:37,701
growing fear of meta-humans
to seize control.

438
00:21:37,704 --> 00:21:40,638
Of course, it didn't
help that we were Muslim.

439
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:43,544
We were forced to move to
a ghetto district in 2021.

440
00:21:43,547 --> 00:21:45,676
Humans are so easy to manipulate.

441
00:21:45,678 --> 00:21:47,678
I mean, you just show them a scary ogre

442
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,015
or a dangerous meta, they just go barmy.

443
00:21:51,017 --> 00:21:53,810
Haven't even been able to
get into the Eyes app yet

444
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,474
because the terms of
service are so long.

445
00:21:55,477 --> 00:21:56,974
No one bothers reading those.

446
00:21:56,977 --> 00:21:59,021
It's a demon app. I'm
gonna read the fine print.

447
00:21:59,024 --> 00:22:00,792
I can't believe it's just us left.

448
00:22:00,794 --> 00:22:02,126
I mean, you and I both
knew from the start

449
00:22:02,128 --> 00:22:04,295
that it was madness to storm the Bureau.

450
00:22:04,297 --> 00:22:07,265
- Oh, my God.
- What?

451
00:22:07,266 --> 00:22:08,398
Z?

452
00:22:08,401 --> 00:22:10,067
In New Orleans,

453
00:22:10,069 --> 00:22:13,076
John said Neron needed more
souls to take over hell.

454
00:22:13,079 --> 00:22:14,806
Here it says in
exchange for the service,

455
00:22:14,808 --> 00:22:16,741
the user agrees to
forfeit their eternal soul

456
00:22:16,743 --> 00:22:17,942
to the demon Neron.

457
00:22:17,944 --> 00:22:19,277
What, you're saying that anyone

458
00:22:19,279 --> 00:22:21,245
who downloads the app is going to hell?

459
00:22:21,247 --> 00:22:22,408
Yeah.

460
00:22:22,411 --> 00:22:24,549
Oh, that is mental.

461
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:28,686
This little fairy was
causing quite the fray

462
00:22:28,688 --> 00:22:30,721
around the soufflé.

463
00:22:30,723 --> 00:22:32,390
I think I know

464
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,592
just the place for you, madame.

465
00:22:34,594 --> 00:22:36,495
I can't take it anymore.

466
00:22:37,716 --> 00:22:38,919
I'm gonna kill him.

467
00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:41,771
Hey, Z, Charlie, please
tell me you have something.

468
00:22:42,602 --> 00:22:46,070
Well, we figured out Neron's
app is a way to collect souls.

469
00:22:46,072 --> 00:22:48,439
- That's crazy.
- Yeah, it gets crazier.

470
00:22:48,441 --> 00:22:50,575
To drum up fear and increase
downloads of his app,

471
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:52,944
we think he may be
planning a monster attack.

472
00:22:52,946 --> 00:22:55,079
Okay, well, we'll stall Gary,

473
00:22:55,081 --> 00:22:57,148
but you got to get every
single one of those monsters

474
00:22:57,150 --> 00:22:58,549
out of the Time Bureau.

475
00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:01,118
I was afraid you were gonna say that.

476
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:03,921
- Who are you talking to, Sara?
- What?

477
00:23:03,923 --> 00:23:07,024
Gary! Baby, bubby, bubelah.

478
00:23:07,026 --> 00:23:10,326
There's a whole big world of problems.

479
00:23:10,329 --> 00:23:12,463
You know, Neron and
your Fairy Godmother,

480
00:23:12,466 --> 00:23:14,466
they're not really your friends, but...

481
00:23:14,469 --> 00:23:16,667
Do you know who your friends are?

482
00:23:16,669 --> 00:23:19,136
These guys.

483
00:23:19,138 --> 00:23:20,638
Huh?

484
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,039
Are you trying to schmooze me?

485
00:23:22,041 --> 00:23:23,374
Feels good, right?

486
00:23:23,376 --> 00:23:25,543
Uh, actually, it feels a little false.

487
00:23:25,545 --> 00:23:29,313
Gary! You are our friend.

488
00:23:29,315 --> 00:23:31,983
I mean, would we lie
to an interim Legend?

489
00:23:31,985 --> 00:23:33,451
Ah, you see, that's just it,

490
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,620
because I'm not an interim Legend.

491
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,877
You just promised me
that to use me as bait.

492
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:38,823
- Pfft.
- You know what, Gary?

493
00:23:38,825 --> 00:23:40,191
It's a little hard to feel sorry for you

494
00:23:40,193 --> 00:23:41,826
when you're holding us all hostage.

495
00:23:41,828 --> 00:23:43,294
You're not getting it.

496
00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:45,162
This whole time, Tabitha has been trying

497
00:23:45,164 --> 00:23:47,698
to use me to hurt you.

498
00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:50,935
All I wished was for us to hang out.

499
00:23:50,937 --> 00:23:53,638
I was trying to protect you.

500
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,076
I get it. I'm not cool.

501
00:23:56,079 --> 00:23:59,010
But I don't deserve to
be treated like a joke.

502
00:23:59,012 --> 00:24:01,212
So, now...

503
00:24:01,214 --> 00:24:03,681
now the joke's on you.

504
00:24:03,683 --> 00:24:06,484
- What's he talking about?
- Oh, Fairy Godmother!

505
00:24:07,687 --> 00:24:10,021
Yes, my pet?

506
00:24:10,024 --> 00:24:12,222
Mick thinks he's a tough guy,

507
00:24:12,225 --> 00:24:15,060
but I think he's a big baby.

508
00:24:21,701 --> 00:24:25,703
And Nate, who's never been
bullied a day in his life,

509
00:24:25,705 --> 00:24:28,372
welcome to my high-school years.

510
00:24:34,047 --> 00:24:35,880
And, Sara and Ava,

511
00:24:35,882 --> 00:24:38,149
the cool girl and the class president,

512
00:24:38,151 --> 00:24:40,818
you know what I want you to do for me?

513
00:24:40,820 --> 00:24:42,687
Dance!

514
00:24:45,158 --> 00:24:47,191
Five, six, seven, eight.

515
00:24:51,664 --> 00:24:54,432
Faster!

516
00:24:54,434 --> 00:24:56,701
Gary, stop it!

517
00:24:58,771 --> 00:25:00,604
Faster!

518
00:25:07,099 --> 00:25:08,612
Charlie, I get that you're scared,

519
00:25:08,614 --> 00:25:10,029
but the team is counting on us.

520
00:25:10,032 --> 00:25:11,816
I'm not scared. It's
just, breaking the monsters

521
00:25:11,818 --> 00:25:13,751
out of the prison is
a multiple-person job.

522
00:25:13,753 --> 00:25:16,287
- You can be multiple people.
- Look, Z, yeah, I can,

523
00:25:16,289 --> 00:25:17,558
for a second, and you know what?

524
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:18,756
It takes its toll.

525
00:25:18,758 --> 00:25:20,124
Now, I could end up back in prison

526
00:25:20,126 --> 00:25:22,021
or even worse, dead.

527
00:25:22,024 --> 00:25:23,790
When A.R.G.U.S. came for my family,

528
00:25:23,793 --> 00:25:25,962
my brother, Behrad, told me to run.

529
00:25:25,965 --> 00:25:28,265
And I did.

530
00:25:28,267 --> 00:25:31,268
I've never forgiven myself.

531
00:25:31,270 --> 00:25:32,903
You won't either.

532
00:25:32,905 --> 00:25:34,939
We can't change my family's future,

533
00:25:34,941 --> 00:25:37,255
but we can save their present.

534
00:25:37,258 --> 00:25:38,891
Zari Jaan, make sure

535
00:25:38,894 --> 00:25:40,710
you take your shoes
off before you go in.

536
00:25:40,713 --> 00:25:43,114
- I know.
- Charlie?

537
00:25:43,116 --> 00:25:45,783
If I die, I'm gonna
come back and haunt you.

538
00:25:45,785 --> 00:25:49,286
I would love a ghost friend.

539
00:25:49,288 --> 00:25:50,721
Come on.

540
00:26:05,705 --> 00:26:06,804
Cool.

541
00:26:18,484 --> 00:26:22,620
Greetings, Satan, first of the fallen.

542
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:25,056
It's been a long time, John.

543
00:26:25,058 --> 00:26:26,193
Belial.

544
00:26:26,196 --> 00:26:27,858
We've been looking forward

545
00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:30,828
to hearing the bunk you're pedaling.

546
00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:33,130
And Beelzebub.

547
00:26:33,132 --> 00:26:36,154
Not as popular, but you were
always my personal favorite.

548
00:26:36,157 --> 00:26:38,535
This is a waste of our time.

549
00:26:38,538 --> 00:26:41,846
I take it you've noticed
a certain demon's stock

550
00:26:41,849 --> 00:26:43,207
has been on the rise.

551
00:26:43,209 --> 00:26:46,143
Neron's been doing
very well for himself.

552
00:26:46,145 --> 00:26:48,546
Neron is trying to take control of hell.

553
00:26:48,548 --> 00:26:50,047
And let me assure you,

554
00:26:50,049 --> 00:26:52,316
his method for collecting souls,

555
00:26:52,318 --> 00:26:55,286
it won't be to sign on
the dotted line in blood.

556
00:26:55,288 --> 00:26:57,721
He's, uh, young,

557
00:26:57,723 --> 00:26:59,824
by your standards at least.

558
00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:03,627
And let's just say, he
means to disrupt the system.

559
00:27:03,629 --> 00:27:06,330
If we interfere with
Neron, we'll look weak.

560
00:27:06,332 --> 00:27:09,366
Well, that's precisely
where I come in, Bubby.

561
00:27:09,368 --> 00:27:13,237
And what do you want in exchange?

562
00:27:13,239 --> 00:27:16,073
Not your own soul, I hope.

563
00:27:16,075 --> 00:27:19,944
I'm here for the soul of Raymond Palmer.

564
00:27:19,946 --> 00:27:22,546
You let us two leave
hell, and I pledge to you

565
00:27:22,548 --> 00:27:25,583
that I will dedicate all
of my crafty, wicked ways

566
00:27:25,585 --> 00:27:28,719
to thwarting Neron and
securing your reign.

567
00:27:28,721 --> 00:27:30,888
Are you really here

568
00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:33,257
for Raymond Palmer?

569
00:27:41,303 --> 00:27:43,370
We thought there was another...

570
00:27:45,338 --> 00:27:49,271
A young girl whose life you destroyed.

571
00:27:49,274 --> 00:27:50,808
Astra.

572
00:27:55,448 --> 00:27:59,683
Yeah, well, you know, I
didn't want to be too greedy.

573
00:27:59,685 --> 00:28:01,852
But, yeah, I'll take them both.

574
00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:03,521
Both of them?

575
00:28:03,523 --> 00:28:06,357
That is greedy.

576
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,759
But if you were to choose,

577
00:28:08,761 --> 00:28:11,363
well, then that's a different matter.

578
00:28:13,065 --> 00:28:16,535
John, help me.

579
00:28:17,837 --> 00:28:21,505
John, you're here. You got
to get me back to Earth.

580
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:27,011
Please, John. They're hurting me.

581
00:28:27,013 --> 00:28:29,747
Make up your mind, John.

582
00:28:29,749 --> 00:28:32,016
This offer won't last.

583
00:28:34,654 --> 00:28:36,086
John?

584
00:28:36,088 --> 00:28:38,122
- Astra?
- It's following me!

585
00:28:38,124 --> 00:28:39,252
Make it go away!

586
00:28:42,795 --> 00:28:44,929
Come here, I've got you.

587
00:28:44,931 --> 00:28:46,163
You can't have her!

588
00:28:46,165 --> 00:28:48,766
You can't save her.

589
00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:50,826
You can't have her! You can't have her!

590
00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:52,797
John, get me out of here!

591
00:29:00,846 --> 00:29:03,314
I'm sorry.

592
00:29:03,316 --> 00:29:06,517
I choose...

593
00:29:06,519 --> 00:29:08,520
Astra Logue.

594
00:29:13,867 --> 00:29:16,050
Stick to the plan, Charlie.

595
00:29:16,053 --> 00:29:17,919
You mean the plan where I need to rely

596
00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:20,504
on my shoddy shape-shifting
to portal creatures one by one

597
00:29:20,507 --> 00:29:22,240
out of their cells and
on to the Waverider,

598
00:29:22,242 --> 00:29:25,310
where Gary may or may not
wish them to Kingdom Come?

599
00:29:25,312 --> 00:29:27,746
Yep, that plan.

600
00:29:31,585 --> 00:29:33,589
This isn't you, Gary.

601
00:29:33,592 --> 00:29:36,293
Why are you being so cruel?

602
00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:37,996
Please!

603
00:29:37,999 --> 00:29:40,325
Stop! You're killing them!

604
00:29:42,796 --> 00:29:44,829
I don't do mime, dearie.

605
00:29:44,831 --> 00:29:47,032
Just stop! Everything!

606
00:29:47,034 --> 00:29:49,368
As you wish...

607
00:29:52,172 --> 00:29:53,638
- Ooh.
- Ugh.

608
00:29:56,310 --> 00:29:57,475
Huh.

609
00:29:57,477 --> 00:29:59,844
Mona? Hey, wake up.

610
00:30:01,882 --> 00:30:03,748
Hey, Nora.

611
00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:05,984
Hey.

612
00:30:05,986 --> 00:30:07,752
Oh, you're still here.

613
00:30:07,754 --> 00:30:10,822
I'm book club forever.

614
00:30:10,824 --> 00:30:12,557
Book club forever.

615
00:30:23,437 --> 00:30:26,571
Oh, Fairy Godmother!

616
00:30:26,573 --> 00:30:29,407
Uh, I have to pop off

617
00:30:29,409 --> 00:30:31,943
for a second, Gary.

618
00:30:31,945 --> 00:30:34,713
I thought we were going to
play Settlers of Catan later.

619
00:30:34,715 --> 00:30:36,815
Don't be silly.

620
00:30:36,817 --> 00:30:39,951
We're not friends.

621
00:30:39,953 --> 00:30:42,188
Oh.

622
00:30:43,390 --> 00:30:46,424
I am so sorry, Gary.

623
00:30:46,426 --> 00:30:47,792
I took you for granted.

624
00:30:47,794 --> 00:30:50,028
I never, ever should have let you

625
00:30:50,030 --> 00:30:52,964
do my dry cleaning or
work overtime without pay.

626
00:30:52,966 --> 00:30:54,866
I mean, that's illegal anyway.

627
00:30:54,868 --> 00:30:56,234
I'm so sorry.

628
00:30:56,236 --> 00:30:57,936
I still want to kill you.

629
00:30:57,938 --> 00:31:01,373
Gary, when Rip first
recruited the Legends,

630
00:31:01,375 --> 00:31:04,109
he picked the people
that were insignificant

631
00:31:04,111 --> 00:31:06,945
to history... the original losers.

632
00:31:06,947 --> 00:31:10,048
You don't have to be
cool to be a Legend.

633
00:31:10,050 --> 00:31:13,418
And maybe we forgot that
somewhere along the way, but...

634
00:31:13,420 --> 00:31:16,154
- you are one of us.
- Now, come on, Gary.

635
00:31:16,156 --> 00:31:18,089
Ray and Constantine
are both stuck in hell,

636
00:31:18,091 --> 00:31:19,624
and you can help them.

637
00:31:19,626 --> 00:31:22,661
Just use your Fairy
Godmother powers for good.

638
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,767
Save her.

639
00:31:28,769 --> 00:31:32,470
Sadly, my hands are tied.

640
00:31:32,472 --> 00:31:36,341
But if you become
Mona's Fairy Godmother,

641
00:31:36,343 --> 00:31:39,210
she could wish to be healed.

642
00:31:39,212 --> 00:31:41,680
How do I do that?

643
00:31:41,682 --> 00:31:44,549
If another witch takes the wand...

644
00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:49,821
You'll take my curse...

645
00:31:49,823 --> 00:31:53,480
but with it, all of my power.

646
00:31:53,483 --> 00:31:54,591
Nora.

647
00:32:00,267 --> 00:32:02,667
Nora, no.

648
00:32:02,669 --> 00:32:04,369
No...

649
00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:10,475
Oh, it worked.

650
00:32:10,477 --> 00:32:12,644
Quick, Mona. Make a wish.

651
00:32:12,646 --> 00:32:13,978
Wow.

652
00:32:13,980 --> 00:32:15,780
Uh, Fairy God-Nora,

653
00:32:15,782 --> 00:32:19,517
I wish to be safe on the Waverider.

654
00:32:22,355 --> 00:32:26,591
Oh, how I've missed me.

655
00:32:26,593 --> 00:32:28,393
Sadly for you,

656
00:32:28,395 --> 00:32:31,996
when you took on the wand's
power and responsibility,

657
00:32:31,998 --> 00:32:34,566
you also took on its charge.

658
00:32:34,568 --> 00:32:37,435
- Gary?
- I'm afraid so.

659
00:32:38,772 --> 00:32:41,269
Fairy Godmothers are prisoners.

660
00:32:41,272 --> 00:32:45,176
Their magic is dependent on whiny humans

661
00:32:45,178 --> 00:32:47,912
and their petty demands.

662
00:32:47,914 --> 00:32:49,481
You lied.

663
00:32:49,483 --> 00:32:51,730
Obviously.

664
00:32:52,919 --> 00:32:54,753
Toodles.

665
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:09,100
Excuse me.

666
00:33:09,102 --> 00:33:13,371
- Oh. Marilyn Monroe?
- Why, yes.

667
00:33:13,373 --> 00:33:15,774
I seem to have gotten a little lost.

668
00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:17,909
Can you help me get back home?

669
00:33:17,911 --> 00:33:20,612
Of course, ma'am.

670
00:33:20,614 --> 00:33:23,414
Let me just program in a year.

671
00:33:28,588 --> 00:33:31,990
Ah. Yeah. Uh...

672
00:33:37,170 --> 00:33:38,169
Thank you, sir.

673
00:33:38,172 --> 00:33:40,664
Oh, my love! My love.

674
00:33:42,335 --> 00:33:44,335
Uh, still no luck with Nora?

675
00:33:44,337 --> 00:33:46,104
- No.
- Oh.

676
00:33:46,106 --> 00:33:48,173
Well, she'll take your curse soon.

677
00:33:48,175 --> 00:33:50,842
After all, you are very convincing.

678
00:33:50,844 --> 00:33:52,710
Well, I better head back.

679
00:33:52,712 --> 00:33:55,113
Evil deeds to do and all that.

680
00:33:59,286 --> 00:34:02,420
No.

681
00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:08,928
Well, that was bloody close.

682
00:34:10,096 --> 00:34:12,797
I'm at the first cell. Anytime now, Z.

683
00:34:12,799 --> 00:34:15,134
Okay, just give me one second.

684
00:34:16,303 --> 00:34:19,337
The public doesn't always
know what's best for them.

685
00:34:19,339 --> 00:34:21,973
So tonight we will release the Minotaur

686
00:34:21,975 --> 00:34:25,009
and scare them into
accepting our protection.

687
00:34:25,011 --> 00:34:27,946
It is done, mon amour.

688
00:34:27,948 --> 00:34:29,548
How do I look?

689
00:34:30,517 --> 00:34:33,184
But you were just...

690
00:34:33,186 --> 00:34:34,986
Oh, the shape-shifter.

691
00:34:37,524 --> 00:34:41,159
Can someone sound the alarm?

692
00:34:44,497 --> 00:34:46,998
Charlie, Tabitha and Neron are onto you.

693
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,499
Yeah, I figured.

694
00:34:48,501 --> 00:34:50,468
You need to get out now.

695
00:34:50,470 --> 00:34:53,471
Open all the doors, turn
off the force fields.

696
00:34:53,473 --> 00:34:55,306
I'm not leaving.

697
00:35:20,066 --> 00:35:22,033
Are you waiting for an invitation?

698
00:35:22,035 --> 00:35:24,144
It's a bloody jailbreak!

699
00:35:29,291 --> 00:35:31,792
I mean, there are pros
to trusting your apologies

700
00:35:31,794 --> 00:35:33,927
are sincere, and cons.

701
00:35:33,929 --> 00:35:36,096
Maybe I'll make a list.

702
00:35:36,098 --> 00:35:38,900
Gary... Gary, just go with your heart.

703
00:35:41,437 --> 00:35:43,370
Oh, Fairy Godmother!

704
00:35:45,074 --> 00:35:46,774
- Nora.
- Oh...

705
00:35:46,776 --> 00:35:49,877
Go find John and help
him rescue Ray from hell.

706
00:35:49,879 --> 00:35:51,378
Oh, fiddlesticks.

707
00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:52,834
- Wait, wait!
- Gary!

708
00:35:52,837 --> 00:35:54,881
Gary, you dick!

709
00:35:56,886 --> 00:35:58,419
Oh.

710
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:01,455
Come on, you lot. Get a move on.

711
00:36:01,457 --> 00:36:03,090
You don't have to tell me twice.

712
00:36:03,092 --> 00:36:05,092
Faster, sassy!

713
00:36:08,697 --> 00:36:10,197
You're all right, little one.

714
00:36:10,199 --> 00:36:12,299
Oi, ogre. Catch!

715
00:36:16,939 --> 00:36:18,522
Charlie, you're out of time.

716
00:36:18,525 --> 00:36:21,875
Z, get out of here. See
you on the other side.

717
00:36:21,877 --> 00:36:24,111
I'm going after Mona.

718
00:36:31,086 --> 00:36:32,686
Mona.

719
00:36:34,923 --> 00:36:36,756
Come on, my love.

720
00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:39,525
Let's get you out of here.

721
00:36:41,530 --> 00:36:44,431
Ugh. I hate shape-shifters.
Break her neck.

722
00:36:44,433 --> 00:36:46,767
Patience, mon amour.

723
00:36:48,637 --> 00:36:50,337
Get Mona.

724
00:36:50,339 --> 00:36:52,473
No!

725
00:36:54,844 --> 00:36:58,512
Looks like things ain't
going so well for you, Neron.

726
00:36:58,514 --> 00:37:01,315
You wanted a monster to attack D.C.

727
00:37:01,317 --> 00:37:05,252
Now we have every single monster...

728
00:37:05,254 --> 00:37:06,954
in one.

729
00:37:12,194 --> 00:37:14,294
You promised me you'd
take me to see Astra.

730
00:37:14,296 --> 00:37:16,597
Patience, John.

731
00:37:16,599 --> 00:37:19,433
I made a pledge to you, and I expect you

732
00:37:19,435 --> 00:37:21,368
to keep your end of the bargain.

733
00:37:27,276 --> 00:37:29,877
What the hell are you playing at?

734
00:37:29,879 --> 00:37:31,678
John?

735
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,482
John, is it really you?

736
00:37:35,485 --> 00:37:37,628
Yes. Yes, Astra, love.

737
00:37:37,631 --> 00:37:40,153
It's me. It's me. This is Johnny.

738
00:37:40,155 --> 00:37:42,323
Thank God...

739
00:37:44,727 --> 00:37:48,829
God? You know better than to thank Him.

740
00:37:51,700 --> 00:37:53,534
Astra?

741
00:37:53,536 --> 00:37:56,136
John is here to take you back to Earth.

742
00:37:56,138 --> 00:37:59,373
You're welcome to go.

743
00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:02,709
Yeah. It's all right, love. It's me.

744
00:38:05,314 --> 00:38:06,980
No.

745
00:38:09,218 --> 00:38:10,951
Wait.

746
00:38:10,953 --> 00:38:12,953
Hold on.

747
00:38:12,955 --> 00:38:14,488
What do you mean no?

748
00:38:14,490 --> 00:38:17,391
Looks like the deal is null and void.

749
00:38:17,393 --> 00:38:21,361
Neron is a thorn in our side, John,

750
00:38:21,363 --> 00:38:23,497
but torturing you...

751
00:38:23,499 --> 00:38:25,199
is too much fun.

752
00:38:26,835 --> 00:38:29,069
John?

753
00:38:29,071 --> 00:38:30,803
It's following me.

754
00:38:30,806 --> 00:38:32,539
Make it go away!

755
00:38:32,541 --> 00:38:34,241
Please!

756
00:38:34,243 --> 00:38:36,610
John, het me out of here!

757
00:38:47,289 --> 00:38:49,289
Astra, love.

758
00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:53,126
- This isn't you.
- Oh, of course it is.

759
00:38:53,128 --> 00:38:56,797
Or would you rather I stayed
that terrified little girl,

760
00:38:56,799 --> 00:39:00,801
crying and waiting for
you to come and rescue me?

761
00:39:00,803 --> 00:39:04,037
I would have been waiting a long time.

762
00:39:04,039 --> 00:39:07,174
I am so, so sorry, love, but...

763
00:39:07,176 --> 00:39:09,610
this place, it's twisted you.

764
00:39:09,612 --> 00:39:11,845
If anything...

765
00:39:11,847 --> 00:39:14,214
it's made me more like you.

766
00:39:14,216 --> 00:39:15,549
Right, John?

767
00:39:15,551 --> 00:39:18,118
You're not like me.

768
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,887
You're not.

769
00:39:20,889 --> 00:39:24,091
You chose wrong.

770
00:39:24,093 --> 00:39:26,126
You should have saved your friend.

771
00:39:46,115 --> 00:39:49,616
Hey, watch it! Back off, freak!

772
00:39:49,618 --> 00:39:51,785
It's like a demented Noah's Ark.

773
00:39:51,787 --> 00:39:53,217
What about Charlie?

774
00:39:53,220 --> 00:39:55,255
It's my fault. I'm the
one that convinced her

775
00:39:55,257 --> 00:39:56,423
to risk everything.

776
00:39:56,425 --> 00:39:58,025
Hey, don't go down that road.

777
00:39:58,027 --> 00:39:59,426
We'll do what we always do.

778
00:39:59,428 --> 00:40:02,401
Yeah, forming stupid Beebos.

779
00:40:04,933 --> 00:40:07,434
Hey, where are you going?

780
00:40:07,436 --> 00:40:09,436
Well, after everything, I just figured

781
00:40:09,438 --> 00:40:11,471
you wouldn't want to
have me around anymore.

782
00:40:11,473 --> 00:40:13,173
It's all hands on deck, Gary.

783
00:40:13,175 --> 00:40:14,420
Yeah.

784
00:40:14,423 --> 00:40:16,491
We're gonna need all our
friends to defeat Neron.

785
00:40:18,947 --> 00:40:20,981
Aye, aye.

786
00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:22,916
You all right?

787
00:40:22,918 --> 00:40:24,786
Not really.

788
00:40:26,654 --> 00:40:28,621
I'm glad you and Wicksty are okay.

789
00:40:32,027 --> 00:40:33,427
What happened?

790
00:40:33,429 --> 00:40:35,495
Oh, my God.

791
00:40:52,548 --> 00:40:54,314
Hi.

792
00:40:54,316 --> 00:40:56,884
My name is Zari.

793
00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:03,252
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