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Y'all know what time it is?

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Time for me to change my shorts?

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No. It's time for...

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Friend-aversary!

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You guys...

6
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Look at her, just dying to know
what Friend-aversary is.

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Oh, let me guess.

8
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It's the anniversary
of the day you guys met.

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I think this calls for a
reenactment of the fateful day.

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Hank, would you like
to set the scene?

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I don't think I really need
a reenactment...

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The year was 2016.

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Beyoncé had just turned
lemons into Lemonade.

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North Korea was...
doing they thing.

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Celebrities were
dropping like flies.

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And Sidney Delacroix walked into
the Shady Meadow dining hall

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for the very first time.

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And it looked
a little something like this.

19
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Wherever will I,

20
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a killer candidate for
lifelong friendships, park it?

21
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Oh, no. David Bowie and Prince,
both dead.

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And my phone is dying, too.

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I think I have a charger
that you may borrow.

24
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No, I do not.

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Hey, kid, do you have a charger?

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Moi? I do have a phone charger.
I do.

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Oh, boy, does thing
have a fast-forward?

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Cool. Would you like
to sit with us?

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Out of all the people
at Shady Meadows, you chose me?

30
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I'm so honored, and I accept.

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- And that is how history was made.
- Yeah.

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Well, that was
actually very sweet.

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It took a long, long time,
but it was very, very sweet.

34
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And, uh, I know exactly
what I'm gonna get you guys

35
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for anniversary presents:
acting lessons.

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So,

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for the anniversary dinner
tomorrow night,

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I'll kick things off
with three-layer dip,

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followed by
thrice-baked potatoes,

40
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and then triple-fried
3 Musketeers bars!

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I really would like
to make fun of you guys,

42
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but it just keeps getting
cuter and cuter.

43
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So, I'm in.

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What's the dress code
for the dinner?

45
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Well, your dress code
gonna be pajamas,

46
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'cause you ain't coming.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

48
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So you are seriously gonna
have a special dinner

49
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about the friendships of this
table and not invite ya girl?

50
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We'd love to,
but our hands are tied.

51
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See, the Founding Fathers
don't make the rules.

52
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Yes, they do.

53
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Of course they do.

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That's all they do!

55
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Well, I guess
she's not gonna leave,

56
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so let's dive right in.

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The theme of this year's
Friend-aversary

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is "Now and Then."

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This is us "Now."

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And this is us "Then."

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Oh, man, I got ripped.

62
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Okay, aren't we missing
something critical?

63
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I should be
in the "Now" picture.

64
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Well, you were
till I cut you out.

65
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It's amazing what you can do
with Photoshop.

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Plus, I gave us bulges.

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How are you a Founding Father
if Hank and Charlie

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were already friends
before you even sat down?

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Well, these guys, plus Jerry...

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R.I.P.

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They had had a few lunches,
but I was the special sauce

72
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that brought
this table burger together.

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All right.

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Well, if you're
the special sauce,

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I should at least
be the pickles.

76
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Well, I couldn't have said that
better myself.

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And we all agree,

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burgers are nasty with pickles.

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Nastier than three old men
with fake bulges?

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And by the way, you gave
yourself three balls, Sid.

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Okay, where were we?

82
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Now, I've taken care of
the music, the food, the decor.

83
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Let me show you

84
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what I'm thinking about
for the patio concept.

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Charlie, you did book the patio,
didn't you?

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Sid, I am offended
that you would even ask.

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That said, the answer is no.

88
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Come on, Charlie.
You had one job.

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Relax. I'll reserve it now.

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Allison.

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Allison.

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Allison!

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What?

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Allison, we are hereby booking
the patio for tomorrow.

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Well, it delights me to tell you

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that the patio
is already booked.

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Am I smiling right now?

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I forgot what that feels like.

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Who booked the patio?

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The only people I like
less than you monsters:

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Judy and the cat ladies.

102
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Good luck convincing her
to give it to you, fellas.

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Well, the dinner's not dead.

104
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We can just have it
in one of our apartments.

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We have to have Friend-aversary
on the patio!

106
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It's tradition!

107
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Plus, it's gonna take me
24 hours just to decorate!

108
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What are we gonna do?!

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Thank you. I needed that.

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I wouldn't do that.

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That's Jason Bourne
you're about to punch, mister.

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Pipe down, Dudley.

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You talk to that book one more
time, I'm gonna make you eat it.

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Mama's steaming
from the hood.

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Any chance this venom
has something to do

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with the upcoming
Friend-aversary?

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You know about Friend-aversary?

118
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Know about it? I lived it.

119
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And it haunts me to this day.

120
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Good-bye, Margaret.

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Wai... uh, Dudley, wait.
Don't go, don't go.

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What are you talking about?

123
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Usually, people want me to
leave after a couple sentences.

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Hank and Charlie asked me
to join their table before Sid.

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I was their first choice.

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Oh, Dudley,

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I don't mean
to insult you, sweetie,

128
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but I find that
very hard to believe.

129
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That's because
you didn't know me in 2016.

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I could drive at night,
and my knee didn't click.

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I was high on my own supply,
and I turned them down.

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So their whole Founding Father
story isn't true?

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Unbelievable.

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Turning them down
is my greatest regret.

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Now all I dream about is
spending time with you guys.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's great to dream, isn't it?

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_

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Perfect.

139
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Sorry.

140
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Might want to try hanging
it a little higher next time.

141
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Or you might want to knock

142
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before blasting in like
the friggin' Kool-Aid Man!

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Sid, could you and I both agree

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that this whole
Founding Father thing is silly?

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Come on,
let me come to the dinner.

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I would love to have you
at the dinner.

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I really would.

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But you're not
a Founding Father.

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Well, technically,
neither are you.

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The heck you talking about?

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I know that you were not
Hank and Charlie's first choice

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to sit at the table.

153
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Oh, Margaret, what a sad lie.

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So desperate to get past
the velvet ropes,

155
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you'll say anything.

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Wait, did you not know?

157
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You mean it's true?

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But what about...
the phone charger?

159
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What about the Founding Fathers?

160
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What about the special sauce?

161
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It was all a lie?

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Wait... ooh.

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Sid!

164
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Oh, sweet Margaret.

165
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I had the most terrible dream

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that all my best friendships
were based on a lie.

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It was real?

168
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Oh, dear God.

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- Shut the door. -Shut the door.
- Shut the door.

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Afternoon, uh, Judy,
other cat ladies...

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cats.

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Hank, what are you doing here?
You hate cats.

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What, us? What?!

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- Judy, you crazy.
- Yeah.

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Yeah, we think it's weird when
there's not 22 cats in a room.

176
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Listen, uh, Judy,
we need a favor, but first,

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- we want to give you this little token
of our respect. - Yeah.

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Primo catnip,
and we brought it for the cats, but...

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there you go,
she's eating it.

180
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So, uh,

181
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you guys booked the patio
for tomorrow, but, see,

182
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- we need it for our Friend-aversary dinner.
- Yeah.

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Friend-aversary?

184
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That sounds ridiculous.

185
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Well, what are you using it for?

186
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Caturday Night Fever,

187
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a disco-themed dance party
for cats.

188
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Great.

189
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And I can assume none
of you gals are married?

190
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This is kind of "Kevin's thing,"

191
00:10:51,787 --> 00:10:54,178
so you're gonna
have to ask Kevin.

192
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Well, who the hell is Kevin?

193
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,257
So, uh...

194
00:11:04,459 --> 00:11:05,708
what's up, Kevin?

195
00:11:05,735 --> 00:11:07,372
No, no, no, no, no.

196
00:11:07,399 --> 00:11:08,955
Face-to-face.

197
00:11:11,907 --> 00:11:14,028
Oh, man.

198
00:11:18,622 --> 00:11:21,770
Hey, there, uh... Kevin.

199
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,598
You're looking good.

200
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,251
Your fur is on point.

201
00:11:26,278 --> 00:11:27,708
What, you been
hitting the salmon?

202
00:11:29,285 --> 00:11:30,202
Listen,

203
00:11:31,465 --> 00:11:33,368
it'd really be great
if you could

204
00:11:33,395 --> 00:11:36,730
let us have the patio tomorrow,

205
00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:39,286
so I can party with my friends.

206
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,176
Are we waiting for him
to answer or...?

207
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:48,442
Kevin says he wants a kiss
to seal the deal.

208
00:11:48,785 --> 00:11:51,183
I ain't kissing
no damn cat, man.

209
00:11:51,498 --> 00:11:53,426
Kiss the cat, Hank.

210
00:12:01,865 --> 00:12:04,509
The patio is yours, gentlemen.

211
00:12:04,743 --> 00:12:06,693
- Hot damn!
- You're the man, Kevin.

212
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:07,591
All right.

213
00:12:07,618 --> 00:12:11,712
And now Kevin wants
a kiss from mommy.

214
00:12:12,155 --> 00:12:13,759
Let's get the hell out of here.

215
00:12:16,392 --> 00:12:18,384
Close the door.

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00:12:18,741 --> 00:12:21,248
- Hey, Sid, great news.
- Hey, Sid.

217
00:12:21,275 --> 00:12:23,404
- Friend-aversary is on.
- Yeah.

218
00:12:23,431 --> 00:12:25,740
Friend-aversary is off!

219
00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:29,123
What are you talking about?
I just kissed a tuna-breath cat.

220
00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:31,259
I got whiskers in my teeth.

221
00:12:31,946 --> 00:12:33,985
Well, Margaret told me
everything.

222
00:12:34,112 --> 00:12:37,013
I was your second choice
to sit at the table?

223
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,240
Oh, Sid, it is no big deal.

224
00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:41,544
Just because we asked Dudley
before you...

225
00:12:41,571 --> 00:12:42,556
What?!

226
00:12:43,118 --> 00:12:46,169
You went to Dudley before me?!

227
00:12:46,196 --> 00:12:48,169
What is happening right now?

228
00:12:48,196 --> 00:12:50,529
Oh, Sid, take it easy, okay?
You're gonna faint.

229
00:12:50,556 --> 00:12:52,472
Oh, you would love that,
wouldn't you?

230
00:12:52,782 --> 00:12:56,076
Well, I'm not gonna give you
the... satisfaction.

231
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,524
Well, Margaret,
you got what you wanted.

232
00:13:12,551 --> 00:13:14,551
You ruined Friend-aversary.

233
00:13:14,863 --> 00:13:16,597
What holiday
you gonna ruin next?

234
00:13:16,624 --> 00:13:18,434
What, you gonna boil
the Easter Bunny?

235
00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:21,660
You gonna kick Santa
in the sack?

236
00:13:22,910 --> 00:13:25,071
Are you actually
gonna blame this on me

237
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for telling Sid about the lie
that you told him

238
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:30,137
two years ago that you didn't
tell me not to tell him

239
00:13:30,164 --> 00:13:33,004
that I didn't know was a lie
that he didn't know?

240
00:13:34,426 --> 00:13:36,204
She's trying
to confuse us, Hank.

241
00:13:36,231 --> 00:13:37,715
Stand your ground.

242
00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,344
You know, lost in all of this
is the fact

243
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that I had to kiss a cat...

244
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for nothing, because of you.

245
00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:47,728
I want to know who you gonna
kiss to make this right?

246
00:13:48,152 --> 00:13:52,215
'Cause it ain't gonna be me.
Sorry, I am not interested.

247
00:13:53,942 --> 00:13:55,438
'Sup, y'all?

248
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I'm just here
to set up for the party.

249
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Wait.

250
00:14:00,262 --> 00:14:02,102
Friend-aversary is on?

251
00:14:02,129 --> 00:14:04,824
You want me to go bring
the, uh, 3 Musketeerses?

252
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:09,618
Oh, I'm not setting up
for Friend-aversary.

253
00:14:09,645 --> 00:14:12,660
I'm setting up
for Caturday Night Fever.

254
00:14:13,889 --> 00:14:17,016
So once you get those
3 Musketeerseses,

255
00:14:17,043 --> 00:14:19,363
why don't you feed 'em
to your butt?

256
00:14:21,457 --> 00:14:24,449
And, Margaret, would you like
to be my plus one?

257
00:14:24,754 --> 00:14:26,266
Sid, that sounds great

258
00:14:26,293 --> 00:14:30,332
because you know how much
I love being invited to stuff.

259
00:14:31,192 --> 00:14:34,746
So you're just gonna ditch us to
hang out with a bunch of cat ladies?

260
00:14:39,848 --> 00:14:42,113
Meow, meow, bitches.

261
00:14:53,413 --> 00:14:56,194
_

262
00:14:58,351 --> 00:15:00,267
How fun is this?

263
00:15:00,302 --> 00:15:02,882
Yeah, I'm actually starting
to have a pretty good...

264
00:15:03,171 --> 00:15:05,632
Oh, this sucks, Sid.

265
00:15:05,882 --> 00:15:08,296
I mean, I know we're trying to
prove a point to Hank and Charlie,

266
00:15:08,323 --> 00:15:10,347
but this is a freak show.

267
00:15:10,374 --> 00:15:13,277
- You don't even like cats.
- I love cats.

268
00:15:13,304 --> 00:15:15,144
I've never been happier,

269
00:15:15,171 --> 00:15:18,577
with the love of these
beautiful little creatures...

270
00:15:19,913 --> 00:15:22,155
Damn you, you dick!

271
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,656
We have so much fun together.

272
00:15:32,434 --> 00:15:33,993
We don't need Sid.

273
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,153
We can throw our party
without him.

274
00:15:36,231 --> 00:15:39,735
Although he does handle the
decorations, music and the food,

275
00:15:39,762 --> 00:15:42,692
it's really our stimulating conversation
that makes our party great.

276
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:48,689
Yup.

277
00:15:52,611 --> 00:15:54,110
Oh, come on, Margaret.

278
00:15:54,137 --> 00:15:56,026
If we're not dancing,
it's gonna look like

279
00:15:56,053 --> 00:15:58,565
we're not having fun
to Hank and Charlie.

280
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:02,358
Sid,
you don't have to do this.

281
00:16:02,385 --> 00:16:05,680
I mean, is it really that big of a deal
that you were their second choice?

282
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:07,283
Yes, it is.

283
00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:09,666
When I walked up to that table,

284
00:16:09,693 --> 00:16:12,096
I felt butterflies in my tummy,

285
00:16:12,123 --> 00:16:15,523
but to them, I was just
some rando with a phone charger.

286
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:18,588
I realize now
those guys never felt about me

287
00:16:18,615 --> 00:16:21,049
the way that I felt about them.

288
00:16:21,494 --> 00:16:24,252
My heart is broken, Margaret!

289
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:36,043
Guys, you really need Sid back,
and he definitely needs you.

290
00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,145
He thinks your whole
friendship isn't real

291
00:16:38,181 --> 00:16:39,890
because it started with a lie,

292
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,483
so you need to prove to him
how important he is to you.

293
00:16:42,518 --> 00:16:43,606
Now, before you say no,

294
00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:45,185
- I just want you...
- We're in.

295
00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:47,966
Well, that was easy.

296
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,711
I got your text.

297
00:16:55,999 --> 00:16:57,965
I'm still not speaking
to you guys,

298
00:16:58,001 --> 00:17:00,922
but on the off chance
Bradley Cooper is really here...

299
00:17:02,672 --> 00:17:04,461
you have my full attention.

300
00:17:05,543 --> 00:17:06,788
Places!

301
00:17:14,198 --> 00:17:16,029
"In the beginning,

302
00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:18,653
Charlie and Hank
thought they were happy,

303
00:17:18,688 --> 00:17:20,521
but something was missing."

304
00:17:20,556 --> 00:17:24,558
"Hank, I think I'm happy,
but something is missing."

305
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,262
Should we let Dudley
sit at our table?"

306
00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:31,371
"That's a stupid idea, Charlie.
You stupid."

307
00:17:33,290 --> 00:17:36,801
But wait a minute.
Look over there."

308
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:38,968
- "Who."
- "Is."

309
00:17:38,995 --> 00:17:39,782
"That?"

310
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:51,286
"I am Sidney
Lafayette Delacroix,

311
00:17:51,313 --> 00:17:54,231
and I have nowhere to sit."

312
00:17:57,260 --> 00:18:01,723
"Maybe we should ask this
awesome guy to sit with us."

313
00:18:02,031 --> 00:18:04,165
"Now, wait a minute.
That depends.

314
00:18:04,192 --> 00:18:06,739
"It's true,
we have a seat at our table,

315
00:18:06,903 --> 00:18:09,251
"but before we ask you
to sit with us,

316
00:18:09,278 --> 00:18:10,937
we have some questions.

317
00:18:11,145 --> 00:18:12,740
Are you funny as hell?"

318
00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:14,976
"Yes."

319
00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:19,513
"Are you a wizard
with a casserole?"

320
00:18:20,226 --> 00:18:21,247
"Yes."

321
00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,406
"And is your style
always on point?"

322
00:18:25,789 --> 00:18:27,953
"Friggin' hell yes!"

323
00:18:30,059 --> 00:18:32,193
"Well, then, please,
have a seat."

324
00:18:37,581 --> 00:18:39,300
"Oh, no, Hank,

325
00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,253
what's that feeling
in my stomach?

326
00:18:41,279 --> 00:18:42,651
Bad clams?"

327
00:18:43,753 --> 00:18:46,526
"No, Charlie,
those are butterflies.

328
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:48,628
Friendship butterflies."

329
00:18:50,479 --> 00:18:54,181
You guys,
you really mean all that?

330
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,495
Sure do.

331
00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:57,175
You know,

332
00:18:57,472 --> 00:19:00,112
something I never
told you about that day, Sid.

333
00:19:00,299 --> 00:19:04,291
When we were charging my phone,
I kept unplugging it

334
00:19:04,627 --> 00:19:07,287
'cause I didn't want you to go.

335
00:19:09,532 --> 00:19:13,619
Yup, Charlie and I
are like two dying phones.

336
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,326
And whenever our power
gets too low,

337
00:19:16,353 --> 00:19:18,048
- 10% or below...
- Yeah.

338
00:19:19,757 --> 00:19:21,223
you charge us up.

339
00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:24,654
You not only
had a charger that day,

340
00:19:24,681 --> 00:19:26,088
you were the charger.

341
00:19:27,455 --> 00:19:32,280
This is the sweetest thing
anybody has ever done for me.

342
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:36,277
And, Margaret, I didn't think
I'd ever say this,

343
00:19:36,319 --> 00:19:38,206
but in some very odd way,

344
00:19:38,357 --> 00:19:40,092
you're turning me on.

345
00:19:46,146 --> 00:19:48,143
I'm really proud
of the three of you.

346
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:50,107
Now could I please
take off this stupid wig

347
00:19:50,134 --> 00:19:52,701
and get these three tennis balls
out of my pants?

348
00:19:56,092 --> 00:19:58,358
Well, our play's
not over yet.

349
00:19:58,704 --> 00:19:59,801
Charlie?

350
00:20:01,904 --> 00:20:03,984
"'Cause even with
the addition of Sid,

351
00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:07,170
the third piece of the group
still was not complete."

352
00:20:07,323 --> 00:20:09,056
What are you guys talking about?

353
00:20:09,373 --> 00:20:12,084
"Hi, I'm Margaret."

354
00:20:16,459 --> 00:20:20,901
"I'm going to sit here,
whether you like it or not."

355
00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:25,693
You guys included me.

356
00:20:25,794 --> 00:20:28,596
"On first impression,
I do not like you,

357
00:20:28,623 --> 00:20:30,211
but you will grow on me."

358
00:20:30,912 --> 00:20:33,638
"You're going to grow
"on all of us. That's right.

359
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,616
"You're the new chapter
of our story.

360
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,685
We're sorry
we didn't include you."

361
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,498
"I'm lucky to be
in this amazing group,

362
00:20:40,646 --> 00:20:43,990
considering I'm a huge
pain in the ass."

363
00:20:47,029 --> 00:20:49,240
- Hank wrote the script.
- Yes.

364
00:20:49,607 --> 00:20:51,132
I figured.

365
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,388
The end.

366
00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:57,080
Margaret, this is
your official invite

367
00:20:57,107 --> 00:20:58,906
to the Friend-aversary dinner.

368
00:20:58,933 --> 00:21:02,068
Oh, well, I'll think
about it. I'm in.

369
00:21:02,631 --> 00:21:04,011
Can I come, too?

370
00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:06,873
Go hang with the cat ladies,
Dudley!

371
00:21:08,056 --> 00:21:09,340
I wish.

372
00:21:09,506 --> 00:21:11,049
Too much bad blood.

373
00:21:11,076 --> 00:21:14,722
I really ran through
those broads back in 2016.

374
00:21:15,638 --> 00:21:24,429
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