1 00:00:00,437 --> 00:00:02,951 Kids, breakfast! Luke, why don't you have some fruit? 2 00:00:02,957 --> 00:00:04,123 Nah, I'm good. 3 00:00:06,019 --> 00:00:07,586 Fine. I'll have some. 4 00:00:07,592 --> 00:00:09,259 Phil! Slow down! 5 00:00:09,261 --> 00:00:10,527 I'm sorry, Claire. 6 00:00:10,529 --> 00:00:12,695 Unlike at home, I'm the captain here. 7 00:00:16,835 --> 00:00:18,501 Damn it, Phil, knock it off! 8 00:00:18,877 --> 00:00:19,945 Copy that. 9 00:00:20,413 --> 00:00:22,956 You know, I like having these. We should get some for the house. 10 00:00:22,963 --> 00:00:25,141 No, you're not going to ask me "what time is lunch?" 11 00:00:25,143 --> 00:00:26,843 every day through a talkie-walkie. 12 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,180 Cam, we need to talk about this. 13 00:00:30,182 --> 00:00:31,881 We... We have these lamps at home. 14 00:00:31,883 --> 00:00:33,183 Okay, we have boat lamps. 15 00:00:33,185 --> 00:00:34,722 I know. It's so validating. 16 00:00:34,728 --> 00:00:36,986 It's like that time we saw our can opener 17 00:00:36,988 --> 00:00:39,255 in that dog-food commercial. 18 00:00:39,257 --> 00:00:40,323 We rented a houseboat. 19 00:00:40,325 --> 00:00:42,025 My dad wanted us to take a big lake trip 20 00:00:42,027 --> 00:00:44,400 so we could see the first total eclipse in 99 years. 21 00:00:44,406 --> 00:00:47,096 You know, growing up on a farm, I always fantasized about lake life. 22 00:00:47,098 --> 00:00:48,798 Yeah. You know, anyone can go to the lake. 23 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,700 Only the elite can sleep on it. 24 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:52,502 My parents used to take Claire and me 25 00:00:52,504 --> 00:00:53,903 every summer when we were kids. 26 00:00:53,905 --> 00:00:56,372 Oh, I just never dreamed I would marry into a lake family. 27 00:00:57,175 --> 00:00:59,142 We have this pillow, too. 28 00:00:59,144 --> 00:01:00,710 I'm beginning to question our taste. 29 00:01:00,712 --> 00:01:04,047 Oh, don't be ridiculous. We have great taste. 30 00:01:04,950 --> 00:01:05,983 What's all this, then? 31 00:01:05,989 --> 00:01:07,817 The doctor said absolutely no sun 32 00:01:07,819 --> 00:01:09,219 while I'm on these antibiotics. 33 00:01:09,221 --> 00:01:10,322 And what would happen? 34 00:01:10,328 --> 00:01:13,643 Because if it's anything short of death, I-I think you should risk it. 35 00:01:21,696 --> 00:01:26,287 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 36 00:01:26,771 --> 00:01:29,572 - Morning. - Good Morning! Who's hungry? 37 00:01:29,574 --> 00:01:32,909 - Manny, how do you take your eggs? - Like God made 'em. 38 00:01:35,447 --> 00:01:37,146 Manny, what are you doing? 39 00:01:37,148 --> 00:01:38,348 This isn't Manny. 40 00:01:38,350 --> 00:01:39,482 It's Manuel. 41 00:01:39,484 --> 00:01:41,417 He's trying to reinvent himself for college. 42 00:01:41,419 --> 00:01:43,353 He's going for a strong, silent type. 43 00:01:43,355 --> 00:01:45,955 Hey, don't try to define me, man. 44 00:01:45,957 --> 00:01:48,358 - "Manuel's" gonna last five minutes. - Hey. 45 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,159 Ah! It is what it is, man. 46 00:01:50,166 --> 00:01:51,487 All right, everybody, listen up. 47 00:01:51,494 --> 00:01:53,892 - The eclipse is happening at exactly... - We know, we know. 48 00:01:53,899 --> 00:01:56,035 We know exactly when it's happening, Dad. You told us. 49 00:01:56,041 --> 00:01:59,235 Then just make sure you get back here so we can watch it together. 50 00:01:59,237 --> 00:02:01,437 Hey, Dad, you know Hugh Duncan from Just Closets? 51 00:02:01,439 --> 00:02:02,872 That pretentious half-Brit 52 00:02:02,874 --> 00:02:04,641 that refers to closets as "wardrobes"? 53 00:02:04,643 --> 00:02:05,683 He died. 54 00:02:05,689 --> 00:02:07,310 Son of a gun. I always liked him. 55 00:02:07,312 --> 00:02:08,645 Yeah, something like that happens 56 00:02:08,647 --> 00:02:11,080 makes you realize how precious life is, huh? 57 00:02:11,082 --> 00:02:12,949 Morning, fam! 58 00:02:12,951 --> 00:02:14,417 Somebody kill me. 59 00:02:14,419 --> 00:02:16,166 Ben and I have been dating a few months now, 60 00:02:16,172 --> 00:02:17,620 and things have been going so well, 61 00:02:17,622 --> 00:02:19,622 I decided to invite him on our family vacation. 62 00:02:19,624 --> 00:02:21,177 We knew it would beetake some... ell, 63 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:22,959 I could listen to you talk forever. 64 00:02:22,961 --> 00:02:24,024 Aww! 65 00:02:24,030 --> 00:02:25,597 We knew it would take some convincing. 66 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:27,797 It's bad enough that I have to see Ben's stupid face 67 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:30,133 at the office every day. You want to bring him on our trip? 68 00:02:30,135 --> 00:02:31,267 Just because he bugs you 69 00:02:31,269 --> 00:02:33,069 doesn't mean this will ruin your vacation. 70 00:02:33,071 --> 00:02:35,405 He's a huge reason why I need a vacation! 71 00:02:37,342 --> 00:02:39,442 I mean, I can see both sides. 72 00:02:40,509 --> 00:02:41,811 Ohhh. Does anyone know 73 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:43,546 if these pancakes are gluten-free? 74 00:02:43,548 --> 00:02:45,281 - I can't! - Why? What's wrong? 75 00:02:45,283 --> 00:02:48,151 I can't listen to you talk about gluten anymore! 76 00:02:48,153 --> 00:02:50,453 Or mouth guards or airborne allergens 77 00:02:50,455 --> 00:02:52,722 or any of your other weird afflictions! 78 00:02:52,724 --> 00:02:55,358 - Has anyone seen my big hat? - No. 79 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,412 You know what? Traveling together was a big mistake. 80 00:02:57,418 --> 00:02:59,495 Let's just... do our own thing. 81 00:03:00,966 --> 00:03:03,433 a-all right. Well, uh... 82 00:03:03,435 --> 00:03:04,662 What are you guys up to today? 83 00:03:04,668 --> 00:03:06,169 - Water skiing. - Boat stuff. 84 00:03:06,171 --> 00:03:07,770 Ay, no. 85 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:08,838 What am I looking at? 86 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,306 Okay, relax. You all act like 87 00:03:10,308 --> 00:03:11,975 you've never seen a caftan before. 88 00:03:11,977 --> 00:03:14,644 I just needed full breathable coverage today. 89 00:03:14,646 --> 00:03:17,547 The fact that it looks so great is just a bonus. 90 00:03:17,549 --> 00:03:19,449 - What's that? - "Groovy Guppies." 91 00:03:19,451 --> 00:03:21,484 I'm gonna binge-watch the last season. 92 00:03:21,486 --> 00:03:22,619 I never heard of it. 93 00:03:22,621 --> 00:03:24,754 Get out of whatever your mommy's got you doing. 94 00:03:24,756 --> 00:03:27,256 Your life is about to change. 95 00:03:27,258 --> 00:03:29,759 I'm going down to the little store to buy some sunglasses. 96 00:03:29,761 --> 00:03:30,960 I'm thinking something fun. 97 00:03:30,962 --> 00:03:33,496 All right. Well, don't get anything too garish. 98 00:03:35,567 --> 00:03:38,067 Hey, sexy! Party on the island! 99 00:03:38,069 --> 00:03:39,802 Come by! 100 00:03:39,804 --> 00:03:41,088 Yum! 101 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:42,601 - What are you doing? - What was that? 102 00:03:42,607 --> 00:03:44,050 - That was a boy! - That was a girl! 103 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,274 What are you talking about?! 104 00:03:45,276 --> 00:03:46,542 Whatever that was, 105 00:03:46,544 --> 00:03:49,112 we're going to his/her party before Ben finds me. 106 00:03:49,114 --> 00:03:51,117 Team Dunphy, D to the five. You guys ready to go? 107 00:03:51,124 --> 00:03:53,721 Yeah, what do you feel like doing? We were thinking maybe a hike? 108 00:03:53,728 --> 00:03:56,423 - A little flora, fauna, and... - Forget it. We're going to a party. 109 00:03:56,430 --> 00:03:58,024 But if you're looking for something fun, 110 00:03:58,031 --> 00:04:00,050 - the rental guy gave us this pamphlet. - Thanks. 111 00:04:00,057 --> 00:04:02,358 We already got one, but... Oh. Yours is different. 112 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,993 Parasailing, wakeboarding... 113 00:04:03,995 --> 00:04:05,061 jetpacking? 114 00:04:05,063 --> 00:04:07,397 Ours has sunrise chair yoga, 115 00:04:07,399 --> 00:04:09,499 watercolors at water's edge, 116 00:04:09,501 --> 00:04:12,135 and something called... cloud study? 117 00:04:12,137 --> 00:04:13,920 Yeah, they gave that one to Grandpa, too. 118 00:04:13,927 --> 00:04:15,772 - We got the old people one? - No! 119 00:04:15,774 --> 00:04:16,973 Why would they do that? 120 00:04:16,975 --> 00:04:18,074 Looks like you guys 121 00:04:18,076 --> 00:04:21,144 got some fluffy ones out today. 122 00:04:21,146 --> 00:04:22,645 That one looks like a bunny. 123 00:04:22,647 --> 00:04:23,839 Oh, yeah. 124 00:04:26,351 --> 00:04:29,052 Ah. It feels like we're in St. Tropez. 125 00:04:29,054 --> 00:04:30,753 I don't trust lakes. 126 00:04:30,755 --> 00:04:32,855 Where I come from, this is where we dump 127 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:34,490 drugs and dead bodies. 128 00:04:34,492 --> 00:04:35,525 You know what? 129 00:04:35,527 --> 00:04:37,827 I am gonna give you a little boat tour 130 00:04:37,829 --> 00:04:40,363 and show you this lake in all of its glory, 131 00:04:40,365 --> 00:04:42,432 but you need to keep an open mind. 132 00:04:42,434 --> 00:04:43,766 Okay, fine. 133 00:04:43,768 --> 00:04:46,836 Let's ride around the liquid graveyard. 134 00:04:48,807 --> 00:04:52,408 Mama, riding on small boats makes my tummy hurt. 135 00:04:52,410 --> 00:04:54,043 Can I stay with Lily? 136 00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:55,144 Sí, papi. 137 00:05:01,749 --> 00:05:03,553 It was Scotty... This local lake kid 138 00:05:03,555 --> 00:05:05,455 I met on vacation when I was 13. 139 00:05:05,457 --> 00:05:08,891 I had a huge crush on him, so on the last day, 140 00:05:08,893 --> 00:05:12,161 I decided to take a chance and I kissed him. 141 00:05:12,163 --> 00:05:13,896 It was my first time ever kissing a boy, 142 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:17,567 so when he pulled away and said that he wasn't "into this," 143 00:05:17,569 --> 00:05:18,801 I was humiliated. 144 00:05:18,803 --> 00:05:21,571 I mean, I'd obviously misread signals. He was straight. 145 00:05:21,573 --> 00:05:24,540 It was five years before I ever made a move on a guy again. 146 00:05:24,542 --> 00:05:26,075 And even then, I wouldn't dare 147 00:05:26,077 --> 00:05:29,078 unless he was basically floating across the room. 148 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,880 Which is why I ended up with... 149 00:05:30,882 --> 00:05:32,081 Well, you know. 150 00:05:35,234 --> 00:05:36,618 Finding everything okay, buddy? 151 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:39,522 Yeah. Just, uh, first time here, so, uh... 152 00:05:39,524 --> 00:05:40,923 You look familiar. Do I know you? 153 00:05:40,925 --> 00:05:42,058 No! Nah, nah, nah. 154 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:45,093 Just picking up a few, uh, lake essentials. 155 00:05:46,131 --> 00:05:47,363 Okay. 156 00:05:47,365 --> 00:05:49,265 Whoa. Are you robbing me? 157 00:05:49,267 --> 00:05:51,400 God, no. No, um... 158 00:05:51,402 --> 00:05:52,435 You know what? 159 00:05:52,437 --> 00:05:53,703 Good. 160 00:05:55,073 --> 00:05:58,007 I started reading the tributes to Hugh Duncan on Facebook. 161 00:05:58,009 --> 00:05:59,308 There were a ton of them. 162 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:02,111 People going on and on about what a great guy he was. 163 00:06:02,113 --> 00:06:04,547 "Grandpa Hugh once gave me a vintage stethoscope, 164 00:06:04,549 --> 00:06:07,984 which inspired me to become a pediatric oncologist." 165 00:06:07,986 --> 00:06:11,087 Made me wonder what people will say about me when I'm gone. 166 00:06:11,089 --> 00:06:14,557 Honey, I want you to have my telescope. 167 00:06:14,559 --> 00:06:17,326 May it inspire you to love science. 168 00:06:17,328 --> 00:06:18,561 I already love science. 169 00:06:18,563 --> 00:06:20,696 This feels like a real turning point. 170 00:06:20,698 --> 00:06:22,761 You know, it's a story you'll want to tell people. 171 00:06:22,768 --> 00:06:25,290 "He always told me to reach for the stars." 172 00:06:25,297 --> 00:06:26,406 Thanks? 173 00:06:26,413 --> 00:06:28,037 Alex! Where are you? 174 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,772 Ohh! It's Ben. Tell him you haven't seen me. 175 00:06:29,774 --> 00:06:31,040 I don't want to talk to him. 176 00:06:31,943 --> 00:06:33,976 Alex? 177 00:06:33,978 --> 00:06:35,645 We'll only be gone for a couple hours. 178 00:06:35,647 --> 00:06:37,213 Joe and Lily will be fine. 179 00:06:37,215 --> 00:06:39,749 Oh, wait. Look. There's that nice lake butler 180 00:06:39,751 --> 00:06:41,717 that helped me earlier with my bags. 181 00:06:41,719 --> 00:06:43,386 Señor. Señor. 182 00:06:43,388 --> 00:06:45,922 Could you take care of our kids for a couple of hours? 183 00:06:45,924 --> 00:06:48,758 I will pay you double what you make working for the lake. 184 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:49,826 Seriously? 185 00:06:49,828 --> 00:06:50,852 You know me. 186 00:06:50,859 --> 00:06:53,528 - We rode to the airport together. - Can you watch our kids or not? 187 00:06:53,545 --> 00:06:55,431 Actually, I'm kind of, uh... 188 00:06:55,433 --> 00:06:56,499 Alex? 189 00:07:00,572 --> 00:07:02,655 Any food allergies I should know about? 190 00:07:03,908 --> 00:07:06,108 This is fun... Just the two of us. 191 00:07:06,110 --> 00:07:08,744 Yeah. And the walking sticks are a real game changer. 192 00:07:08,746 --> 00:07:10,913 Hold the phone. We've hit a vista. 193 00:07:12,317 --> 00:07:15,852 Looks like you're not the only mountain chickadee around here. 194 00:07:15,854 --> 00:07:16,886 You spotted one? 195 00:07:16,888 --> 00:07:19,355 When it's your turn, note her black bib. 196 00:07:19,357 --> 00:07:20,523 Okay. 197 00:07:22,293 --> 00:07:24,694 Oh, my God. Isn't she majestic? 198 00:07:24,696 --> 00:07:25,795 Phil, we're them. 199 00:07:25,797 --> 00:07:28,297 We're the cover of the old people's pamphlet. 200 00:07:29,801 --> 00:07:31,234 Well, that's a fine "How do ya do." 201 00:07:31,236 --> 00:07:33,236 Oh, even this guy wouldn't say that! 202 00:07:33,238 --> 00:07:34,353 You're right! 203 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:35,872 What is wrong with us? 204 00:07:37,175 --> 00:07:38,841 - Look! - Wa-hoo! 205 00:07:38,843 --> 00:07:40,676 That's what we should be doing! 206 00:07:40,678 --> 00:07:43,579 We just need to find ways to stay young and adventurous. 207 00:07:43,581 --> 00:07:44,639 I'm with you, honey. 208 00:07:44,646 --> 00:07:46,749 - Let's go! - Yes! Yes! 209 00:07:46,751 --> 00:07:48,718 I don't need you anymore! 210 00:07:51,756 --> 00:07:53,923 Boy, you really get used to those things. 211 00:07:55,567 --> 00:07:57,269 It's not that I want to be mean to Ben. 212 00:07:57,276 --> 00:07:59,636 He can just be so annoying sometimes. 213 00:07:59,643 --> 00:08:01,643 And I know nobody's perfect, 214 00:08:01,645 --> 00:08:04,946 but does that mean I have to ignore all of his flaws? 215 00:08:04,948 --> 00:08:06,915 Or is the issue me? 216 00:08:06,917 --> 00:08:10,018 A-Am I just looking for something that doesn't exist? 217 00:08:10,020 --> 00:08:13,188 Am I even capable of loving someone unconditionally? 218 00:08:13,190 --> 00:08:15,724 We get it. You have a boyfriend. 219 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,194 Hey, there's that guy's jet ski. 220 00:08:19,196 --> 00:08:20,628 That girl's jet ski. 221 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:23,031 Whatever it was, it was into me, and I'm kissing it. 222 00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:25,834 Keep this dry for me, Pretty. 223 00:08:32,776 --> 00:08:34,476 We walked around that whole island. 224 00:08:34,478 --> 00:08:36,177 No hot boys, girls... nothing. 225 00:08:36,179 --> 00:08:37,212 Just a bunch of birds. 226 00:08:37,214 --> 00:08:38,780 And not even hot birds. 227 00:08:40,851 --> 00:08:42,217 Hey, where's our boat? 228 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:45,286 It's gone. 229 00:08:45,288 --> 00:08:46,688 And so are their jet skis. 230 00:08:46,690 --> 00:08:48,857 They lured us out here and stole our stuff. 231 00:08:48,859 --> 00:08:51,126 You idiot. You thought that girl really liked you. 232 00:08:53,163 --> 00:08:56,097 "Hugh was the world's greatest father-in-law. 233 00:08:56,099 --> 00:08:59,300 He was always there for me, ready to lend a helping hand." 234 00:09:00,604 --> 00:09:01,636 What are you doing, Phil? 235 00:09:01,638 --> 00:09:02,837 Oh, I'm just waiting out here 236 00:09:02,839 --> 00:09:04,472 while Claire changes for our cliff dive. 237 00:09:04,474 --> 00:09:07,075 Looks like you could use some help with that pesky sunscreen. 238 00:09:07,077 --> 00:09:08,343 - Really? - Yeah. 239 00:09:08,345 --> 00:09:10,245 Thanks! 240 00:09:10,247 --> 00:09:11,880 There you go. 241 00:09:13,183 --> 00:09:14,204 It tickles! 242 00:09:14,211 --> 00:09:15,917 - Listen, Phil... - I know, I know. 243 00:09:15,919 --> 00:09:17,519 - This never happened. - Oh, it happened. 244 00:09:17,521 --> 00:09:19,687 Never forget how these strong father-in-law hands 245 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:20,989 gave you pleasure. 246 00:09:22,993 --> 00:09:25,660 "My dad, Hugh, once gave me the best advice..." 247 00:09:25,662 --> 00:09:27,996 Have the courage to choose your own path, 248 00:09:27,998 --> 00:09:30,398 not the path others expect of you. 249 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,700 "Those words changed my life forever." 250 00:09:34,638 --> 00:09:35,904 What's going on, son? 251 00:09:35,906 --> 00:09:38,640 I know there's a story there, and I really care. 252 00:09:38,642 --> 00:09:39,974 - It's nothing. - Bup, bup, bup. 253 00:09:39,976 --> 00:09:41,276 Walls down, please. 254 00:09:41,278 --> 00:09:42,677 Ugh. Okay, fine. 255 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:44,379 Um, it's really embarrassing. 256 00:09:44,381 --> 00:09:46,948 Uh, I ran into this guy who works at the bait shop. 257 00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:47,991 Is that a gay bar? 258 00:09:47,998 --> 00:09:50,051 No, an actual bait shop. 259 00:09:50,053 --> 00:09:51,753 And I came on to him years ago. 260 00:09:51,755 --> 00:09:53,321 It turns out he was straight. 261 00:09:53,323 --> 00:09:55,523 And I'm... I'm still traumatized by it. 262 00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:57,492 Let me give you some advice. 263 00:09:57,494 --> 00:10:00,628 Run toward embarrassment, not away from it. 264 00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:01,963 You got that? 265 00:10:01,965 --> 00:10:02,997 Wait. What? 266 00:10:02,999 --> 00:10:04,099 Go talk to the guy. 267 00:10:04,101 --> 00:10:06,768 Run toward embarrassment, not away from it, 268 00:10:06,770 --> 00:10:08,180 and you take away its power. 269 00:10:08,187 --> 00:10:10,665 - That's actually not the worst advice. - It's great advice. 270 00:10:10,672 --> 00:10:12,040 In fact, you should write it down. 271 00:10:12,042 --> 00:10:13,335 It feels quotable. 272 00:10:13,342 --> 00:10:14,373 You know what? 273 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:15,577 I am. I'm going back there. 274 00:10:15,579 --> 00:10:16,623 You got this, Mitchell. 275 00:10:16,630 --> 00:10:17,969 Just think of it as one more time 276 00:10:17,976 --> 00:10:20,281 when your dad helped you out with all this gay business. 277 00:10:20,283 --> 00:10:21,483 Yeah, okay. 278 00:10:22,953 --> 00:10:27,122 Oh, Gloria, have you ever seen such pristine blue water? 279 00:10:27,124 --> 00:10:28,790 Is that a floating duffel bag? 280 00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:30,519 No, that's just a buoy. 281 00:10:30,526 --> 00:10:31,960 A boy?! 282 00:10:31,962 --> 00:10:33,194 No, a buoy. A... 283 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,197 Oh, my caftan's stuck in the... 284 00:10:36,199 --> 00:10:37,532 Aah! Aah! 285 00:10:37,534 --> 00:10:38,766 The sun! 286 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,002 Aaaaaaaaah! 287 00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:45,874 Almost done. 288 00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:47,442 Just a few more puffs, okay? 289 00:10:47,444 --> 00:10:49,444 Can't we just watch "Groovy Guppies"? 290 00:10:49,446 --> 00:10:51,713 Trust me, this will be way more fun. 291 00:11:04,361 --> 00:11:05,860 Don't worry. He'll be fine. 292 00:11:10,698 --> 00:11:11,886 Go faster! 293 00:11:11,893 --> 00:11:13,821 It's not a violin. You're trying to start a fire. 294 00:11:13,828 --> 00:11:14,969 Hey, chill, man! 295 00:11:14,971 --> 00:11:16,057 That's never gonna work. 296 00:11:16,064 --> 00:11:18,293 We need a better way to let someone know we're out here. 297 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,041 Anyone have a mirror? 298 00:11:20,043 --> 00:11:22,977 Good idea. We can reflect the sun onto a passing plane. 299 00:11:22,979 --> 00:11:24,512 No, I just have a feeling that my hair 300 00:11:24,514 --> 00:11:26,247 looks really good right now. 301 00:11:27,256 --> 00:11:29,150 I got a splinter in my pinkie! 302 00:11:29,152 --> 00:11:30,852 I think we have a time of death on Manuel. 303 00:11:30,854 --> 00:11:32,086 Shut up! It's your fault 304 00:11:32,088 --> 00:11:34,031 for making me rub those sticks together so fast. 305 00:11:34,038 --> 00:11:35,593 My fault? We wouldn't even be out here 306 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,969 if it weren't for these two lizard brains 307 00:11:36,976 --> 00:11:38,578 not being able to keep it in their pants. 308 00:11:38,585 --> 00:11:40,592 You're just jealous because we don't hate ourselves 309 00:11:40,599 --> 00:11:42,386 - for being attracted to other people. - Please! 310 00:11:42,393 --> 00:11:44,959 I'm not accepting a psych evaluation from somebody who texted me 311 00:11:44,966 --> 00:11:46,980 for help getting out of the bathroom this morning. 312 00:11:46,987 --> 00:11:48,203 Boat locks are different! 313 00:11:48,205 --> 00:11:49,537 He's right, you know. 314 00:11:49,539 --> 00:11:51,580 This is your first time bringing a boy on vacation, 315 00:11:51,587 --> 00:11:53,508 and the second he sat down with the whole family, 316 00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:55,743 things started to get a little too real for you. 317 00:11:55,745 --> 00:11:57,679 So you started to pick Ben apart 318 00:11:57,681 --> 00:11:59,647 so you could justify pushing him away. 319 00:12:00,784 --> 00:12:02,584 I don't think I do that. 320 00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:04,419 Do I do that? 321 00:12:04,421 --> 00:12:05,720 I do do that. 322 00:12:05,722 --> 00:12:08,556 When you think about it, I'm in a similar situation. 323 00:12:08,558 --> 00:12:10,024 College is getting a little real, 324 00:12:10,026 --> 00:12:12,994 and maybe I'm nervous about a whole new group of people 325 00:12:12,996 --> 00:12:15,863 rejecting me, so I hid Manny away. 326 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,285 After all... 327 00:12:17,292 --> 00:12:19,534 can't hurt a man they'll never meet. 328 00:12:20,342 --> 00:12:22,670 - Ugh. I miss Manuel. - Yeah. 329 00:12:24,307 --> 00:12:25,406 - Oh, hi. - Uh-oh. 330 00:12:25,408 --> 00:12:26,447 Here to rob me again? 331 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,700 Sorry about that. I-I didn't mean to scare you. 332 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,247 Oh, no. You didn't scare me at all. 333 00:12:30,254 --> 00:12:32,072 As a matter of fact, I'm the one robbing you. 334 00:12:32,079 --> 00:12:33,794 Back in town, these worms are 5 cents each. 335 00:12:33,801 --> 00:12:35,383 Ah. So, um, listen. 336 00:12:35,385 --> 00:12:37,522 We... We actually do know each other. Uh... 337 00:12:37,529 --> 00:12:39,554 Mitchell Pritchett. Summer of '89? 338 00:12:39,556 --> 00:12:41,055 I let you have my Nintendo Game Boy? 339 00:12:41,057 --> 00:12:42,924 Mitchy Pritchy! Of course! 340 00:12:42,926 --> 00:12:44,325 You were mad about that Game Boy 341 00:12:44,327 --> 00:12:45,560 'cause your dad got you that 342 00:12:45,562 --> 00:12:46,995 instead of, like, some Cher album. 343 00:12:47,002 --> 00:12:48,631 "If I Could Turn Back Time." 344 00:12:48,638 --> 00:12:49,931 Which brings me to why I'm here. 345 00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:52,066 Um, I don't know if you remember this, 346 00:12:52,073 --> 00:12:54,555 but I tried to kiss you once, and I've... I've just always... 347 00:12:54,562 --> 00:12:57,475 I've felt really terrible about it. And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 348 00:12:57,482 --> 00:12:59,140 Oh, yeah. No, I barely remember that. 349 00:12:59,142 --> 00:13:01,309 We had a great summer. Don't think twice about it. 350 00:13:01,311 --> 00:13:03,244 Oh! That is... That is such a relief. 351 00:13:03,246 --> 00:13:05,641 Remember we stole my dad's truck and took it to the casino? 352 00:13:05,648 --> 00:13:07,179 - Right. - I was trying to cheer you up 353 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,067 because that bully kept pushing you in the lake. 354 00:13:09,074 --> 00:13:10,418 Claire. Yeah. No, we're cool now. 355 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,487 Um, so, listen, good to see you. 356 00:13:12,489 --> 00:13:13,930 Great to see you. 357 00:13:13,937 --> 00:13:16,247 Oh, and, hey, listen. Thank you so much for understanding. 358 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,248 A lot of straight guys wouldn't have been so nice. 359 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,894 Straight? I'm not straight. 360 00:13:19,896 --> 00:13:21,130 I'm sorry. What? 361 00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:22,944 I'm gayer than three crawdaddies in a bucket. 362 00:13:22,951 --> 00:13:25,908 Were you guys looking for bait? I just got in some California Short Worms 363 00:13:25,915 --> 00:13:28,315 that are definitely not regular worms cut in half. 364 00:13:32,842 --> 00:13:33,975 You ready to do this? 365 00:13:33,977 --> 00:13:35,310 So ready! 366 00:13:35,312 --> 00:13:36,644 Jumping off this cliff represents 367 00:13:36,646 --> 00:13:38,279 jumping into our future as adventurers. 368 00:13:38,281 --> 00:13:40,281 - Okay. - Count of three. 369 00:13:40,283 --> 00:13:42,850 One, two, three! 370 00:13:43,620 --> 00:13:46,287 Phiiiilllll! 371 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,159 Honey... 372 00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:52,627 what happened? I'm so sorry. 373 00:13:52,629 --> 00:13:53,795 I bailed at the last second. 374 00:13:53,797 --> 00:13:55,830 - But I'm ready now. I promise. - All right. 375 00:13:55,832 --> 00:13:59,167 - Ready? - One, two, three! 376 00:13:59,169 --> 00:14:00,501 Come o... 377 00:14:02,327 --> 00:14:03,538 _ 378 00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:05,239 Oh. Hey. There you are. 379 00:14:05,241 --> 00:14:06,808 - Uh-huh. - Um, I feel like you 380 00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:08,776 - jumped on "two." - Oh! 381 00:14:08,778 --> 00:14:12,547 Honey, jumping... it's fun. It's really fun. 382 00:14:12,549 --> 00:14:14,264 But the point was to do it with you. 383 00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:15,783 So if that's gonna be a problem... 384 00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:17,585 No, I-I definitely want to do it. 385 00:14:17,587 --> 00:14:19,020 It's just that I'm having 386 00:14:19,022 --> 00:14:20,722 a hard time getting my legs to cooperate. 387 00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:22,857 - Okay. - You're gonna have to push me. 388 00:14:22,859 --> 00:14:24,125 - Are you sure? - Yes. 389 00:14:24,127 --> 00:14:26,227 Just one hard push, and I'm good. 390 00:14:26,229 --> 00:14:27,528 Okay. 391 00:14:29,032 --> 00:14:30,565 Here... 392 00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:32,467 we... 393 00:14:32,469 --> 00:14:33,935 go... 394 00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:35,041 Oh, come o... 395 00:14:39,498 --> 00:14:41,465 Stop rocking this thing so much. 396 00:14:41,472 --> 00:14:43,068 I am getting seasick. 397 00:14:43,075 --> 00:14:45,275 Well, you poor thing. Maybe if you had... 398 00:14:45,277 --> 00:14:47,511 Uh-oh! Cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp! 399 00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,713 Calf's cramping up! Calf's cramping up! 400 00:14:49,715 --> 00:14:51,281 Gloria, I need you to rub my calf! 401 00:14:51,283 --> 00:14:53,417 No! I'm not gonna touch that water! 402 00:14:53,419 --> 00:14:56,141 Gloria, I'm in so much pain! You got to put a little pressure on it! 403 00:14:56,148 --> 00:14:58,689 - Put a little pressure on my calf! - Okay, fine! 404 00:15:02,061 --> 00:15:04,461 Aaaaaah! 405 00:15:04,463 --> 00:15:06,129 I'm in the lake! 406 00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:07,631 I'm in the lake! 407 00:15:07,633 --> 00:15:10,334 Ay, no! Ay! Ay! 408 00:15:10,336 --> 00:15:12,703 Oh! What do you know? My cramp's gone. 409 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,073 Hi, again. Quick question. 410 00:15:16,075 --> 00:15:17,307 No refunds on the bait. 411 00:15:17,309 --> 00:15:18,839 They were alive when you bought them. 412 00:15:18,846 --> 00:15:20,310 Oh. Hey, Mitchy. Sorry. 413 00:15:20,312 --> 00:15:23,680 Just curious... um, how long after we hung out 414 00:15:23,682 --> 00:15:25,349 did you realize that you were gay? 415 00:15:25,351 --> 00:15:27,372 Oh, no, it was... It was years before that. 416 00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:28,611 Oh. Okay. So... So, back then, 417 00:15:28,618 --> 00:15:30,661 when you said that you... You weren't "into this," 418 00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:32,511 - you meant that you weren't into me. - Well... 419 00:15:32,518 --> 00:15:35,176 Because I must have been the only gay kid around for miles, right? 420 00:15:35,183 --> 00:15:37,094 Oh, I don't... Yeah, I mean, technically, yeah. 421 00:15:37,096 --> 00:15:38,328 Let me get this right. 422 00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,530 You're in the middle of nowhere, with no other options, 423 00:15:40,537 --> 00:15:43,300 at an age where a boy gets excited by the wind, 424 00:15:43,302 --> 00:15:45,302 and you looked at me, and you said, "Ooh, pass." 425 00:15:45,304 --> 00:15:46,670 W... I... 426 00:15:46,672 --> 00:15:47,904 I'm sorry. 427 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:48,939 I feel bad. 428 00:15:48,941 --> 00:15:50,440 It was 30 years ago, though. 429 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,743 You want some... free bait? 430 00:15:52,745 --> 00:15:55,679 - Have a lure? - Apparently, I don't have allure. 431 00:15:56,386 --> 00:15:58,252 Okay, Gloria, there's a store. 432 00:15:58,259 --> 00:16:00,801 Go in there. Get me something to cover me up with... anything. 433 00:16:00,808 --> 00:16:03,572 But if there is a color choice, avoid yellow and green. It washes me out. 434 00:16:03,579 --> 00:16:05,222 Oh, yeah, Cam, I would love to help you... 435 00:16:05,224 --> 00:16:07,891 The same way you helped me fall into that filthy lake! 436 00:16:07,893 --> 00:16:11,495 Hey, kids! Watch out for the naked man! 437 00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:12,562 What? Good luck. 438 00:16:12,564 --> 00:16:13,671 Gloria? 439 00:16:13,678 --> 00:16:14,811 Gloria! 440 00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:20,537 Claire!! 441 00:16:20,539 --> 00:16:22,072 Look! 442 00:16:22,074 --> 00:16:23,874 I got a jetpack! 443 00:16:27,479 --> 00:16:30,847 I don't want to be the one to hold you back! 444 00:16:30,849 --> 00:16:32,800 I didn't think it'd be this hard to contr... 445 00:16:32,807 --> 00:16:34,017 Aaaaah! 446 00:16:34,019 --> 00:16:35,619 Phil! 447 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:37,387 Oh, my God! 448 00:16:37,389 --> 00:16:39,489 Look! We're not boring! 449 00:16:39,491 --> 00:16:41,091 We're still adventurous! 450 00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:42,292 I can see that! 451 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:45,696 I'm soud of you! 452 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,834 - Claire? - Oh, no, honey. Don't worry. 453 00:16:50,836 --> 00:16:52,402 I-It's just the eclipse. 454 00:16:52,404 --> 00:16:55,205 I can't tell if I'm headed up or down! 455 00:16:55,207 --> 00:16:56,807 Aaaaaaaah! I-It's just the eclipse. 456 00:17:01,113 --> 00:17:03,513 Hello, darkness,. 457 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,752 Where is everybody? 458 00:17:08,754 --> 00:17:10,587 Ah, who needs them? 459 00:17:10,589 --> 00:17:12,723 This is a pretty special moment, huh, Joey? 460 00:17:14,259 --> 00:17:16,259 Eh, you're never gonna remember any of this. 461 00:17:18,595 --> 00:17:21,431 If you don't mind, I... I do want to go outside and see the eclipse. 462 00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:23,333 Oh, I'm not done. Just... Just so you know, 463 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:26,169 plenty of people find me very attractive, okay, 464 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:29,639 including my amazing husband, who is no slouch himself. 465 00:17:29,641 --> 00:17:32,008 Hi. Do you sell muumuus? 466 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,177 And I am gonna go find him right now. 467 00:17:38,851 --> 00:17:40,751 - Hey, what's that? - Oh, my God! It's Ben! 468 00:17:40,753 --> 00:17:42,319 He came to rescue me! 469 00:17:42,321 --> 00:17:44,121 I was out there all alone. 470 00:17:44,123 --> 00:17:46,089 And then it got really dark. 471 00:17:46,091 --> 00:17:47,691 And I'm so thirsty. 472 00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:49,292 Ew! I got mud on me. 473 00:17:50,662 --> 00:17:52,829 I'm so sorry I lashed out at you. 474 00:17:52,831 --> 00:17:55,665 I think I do it when I start getting close to someone. 475 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,701 But I want to be close to you. 476 00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,636 I want that, too. 477 00:17:59,638 --> 00:18:01,772 Come on. We can use this as an oar. 478 00:18:03,642 --> 00:18:06,376 Oh, there's not enough room for all of us. 479 00:18:06,378 --> 00:18:08,311 Well, the two of us can stay while you... 480 00:18:08,313 --> 00:18:10,280 I'll come back for you! 481 00:18:11,683 --> 00:18:12,983 All right. 482 00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:19,723 Well, well, well. Look who finally showed up. 483 00:18:19,725 --> 00:18:22,713 Maybe we can try this again in another 99 years. 484 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,500 Actually, there'll be another total eclipse again in the next 7 years. 485 00:18:25,507 --> 00:18:27,272 No one wants your stupid science, Alex! 486 00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:29,099 I asked for one thing... 487 00:18:29,101 --> 00:18:31,835 To share a memory with all of us with me at the center of it! 488 00:18:31,837 --> 00:18:33,136 And by the way, 489 00:18:33,138 --> 00:18:36,940 I had to pay surge boat rates because of eclipse fever! 490 00:18:36,942 --> 00:18:38,275 This is an all-time rant. 491 00:18:38,277 --> 00:18:40,544 Oh, yeah, top three. It goes Christmas '84, 492 00:18:40,546 --> 00:18:41,978 that wedding where he ordered the pork 493 00:18:41,985 --> 00:18:44,347 but they gave him the chicken instead, and eclipse weekend. 494 00:18:44,354 --> 00:18:47,052 The only reason I went to that wedding was because of the damn pork! 495 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,141 Is this gonna be the only thing you guys remember about me?! 496 00:18:49,148 --> 00:18:50,970 Does this have something to do with Hugh Duncan dying 497 00:18:50,977 --> 00:18:52,818 - and all those Facebook tributes? - No! 498 00:18:52,825 --> 00:18:55,158 Wait, w-were you trying to manufacture nice moments 499 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,488 so that we'll say good things about you when you're gone? 500 00:18:57,495 --> 00:18:59,312 Wait. Is that why you gave me your telescope? 501 00:18:59,319 --> 00:19:01,698 And the... the sunscreen? That wasn't real? 502 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:04,801 - I don't want to talk about this! - Jay, where are you going?! 503 00:19:04,803 --> 00:19:07,671 Oh, for God's sakes! Dad! Come back! 504 00:19:09,007 --> 00:19:10,207 Grandpa, stop! 505 00:19:10,209 --> 00:19:12,142 We have tons of great memories of you! 506 00:19:12,144 --> 00:19:13,410 You're just saying that! 507 00:19:13,412 --> 00:19:15,145 Someone think of an example! 508 00:19:15,147 --> 00:19:16,813 Um... 509 00:19:16,815 --> 00:19:18,748 You used to bring me back magnets 510 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,984 every time you went away on a business trip! 511 00:19:20,986 --> 00:19:22,319 It was so thoughtful! 512 00:19:22,321 --> 00:19:24,921 Yeah, when you found out I was into almond milk, 513 00:19:24,923 --> 00:19:28,058 you went to Costco and got me that giant thing of almond milk! 514 00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:30,493 Well, you like it, and it doesn't go bad. 515 00:19:30,495 --> 00:19:32,662 When my mom died, you texted me every day 516 00:19:32,664 --> 00:19:34,831 for a week to check on me! 517 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:37,868 You always save me the red gummy bears because they're my favorite! 518 00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:39,436 And me the green ones! 519 00:19:39,438 --> 00:19:41,838 Also, the nice life and stuff! 520 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,673 And... And... And you're really good 521 00:19:43,675 --> 00:19:46,943 at saving old pictures of me and Mitchell as kids! 522 00:19:46,945 --> 00:19:48,411 Getting a little general. 523 00:19:48,413 --> 00:19:51,114 "Run toward embarrassment, not away from it, 524 00:19:51,116 --> 00:19:52,616 and you take away its power"! 525 00:19:52,618 --> 00:19:54,651 I'm always gonna remember that! 526 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:57,954 Good enough. 527 00:19:59,591 --> 00:20:01,324 "Run toward embarrassment"? 528 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,525 What does that even mean? 529 00:20:02,570 --> 00:20:04,304 I don't know. He needs this. 530 00:20:05,161 --> 00:20:06,760 Why would you push me in like that? 531 00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:09,270 Oh, relax, everybody laughed. 532 00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:11,344 ? Turn around ? 533 00:20:11,346 --> 00:20:14,380 ? Every now and then, I get a little bit lonely ? 534 00:20:14,382 --> 00:20:16,516 ? And you're never comin' 'round ? 535 00:20:16,518 --> 00:20:18,151 - ? Turn around ? - Me. 536 00:20:18,153 --> 00:20:21,054 ? Every now and then, I get a little bit tired ? 537 00:20:21,056 --> 00:20:23,456 ? Of listening to the sound of my tears ? 538 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:27,226 ? Turn around, bright eyes ? 539 00:20:28,299 --> 00:20:29,462 - Who? - Dad. 540 00:20:29,464 --> 00:20:31,397 Come on, Jay. Everybody will remember it! 541 00:20:31,399 --> 00:20:33,833 - That's extortion. - Come on. 542 00:20:33,835 --> 00:20:36,002 ? Every now and then, I fall apart ? 543 00:20:36,009 --> 00:20:37,043 There it is. 544 00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:39,806 ? And I need you now tonight ? 545 00:20:39,808 --> 00:20:42,275 ? And I need you more than ever ? 546 00:20:42,277 --> 00:20:43,376 Is this even a song? 547 00:20:43,378 --> 00:20:46,312 ? Once upon a time, I was falling in love ? 548 00:20:46,314 --> 00:20:49,282 ? But now I'm only falling apart ? 549 00:20:49,284 --> 00:20:51,084 ? There's nothing I can do ? 550 00:20:51,086 --> 00:20:53,811 ? A total eclipse of the heart ? 551 00:20:53,818 --> 00:20:55,149 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 552 00:20:56,725 --> 00:20:58,513 - Hey. Where's Ben? - Uh-oh.