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Previously on iZombie...

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You're a hero, you know that.

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You show 'em what one
good human can do.

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We're gonna make it to
Seattle with or without you.

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We get stopped in
Washington, we're screwed.

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Consider this group a task force.

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We need to find out who
murdered this poor woman.

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Seventy-two people

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were pinging the cell phone
tower at 12:38 that night.

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One of these ladies must be our victim.

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Have you seen the video of the
woman being dragged into the car

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of a couple of zombies?

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We haven't been able
to identify the victim.

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I found her phone.

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In her jacket.

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Lisa's gone.

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It was just supposed to be
a work retreat.

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She can't be dead.

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I know there's a time crunch,

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but I hope we don't find his girlfriend's
body until he agrees to go home.

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Yeah, but until we find a body,

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we're no closer to finding the
zombies who ripped her to shreds.

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Babe?

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Oh, my God. You're alive.

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Bix? Wow. Is this happening?

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What're you wearing?

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Whoa.

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Lisa, we're inside caution tape.

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Wait. Did someone die?

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Apparently not.

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Oh, hey, man. Glenn. Accounting.

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What's going on, Lisa?

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My guess,

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Lisa and Glenn's work retreat

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took a somewhat romantic
and psychedelic turn.

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I totally get your energy,
brother, but can we table this?

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'Cause I am peaking right now

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and this is about to go south.

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I take it you're Lisa Gertz?

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I need the last four of your social.

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Zero...

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Three...

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Two...

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Four.

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Thank you.

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Good luck, buddy.

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Sixty-nine phones down.

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Three to go. Still no victim.

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It's the journey, Clive.

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State Trooper found these Raggedy
Anns on a bus near Tacoma.

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No ID. Wouldn't tell us
where they're from.

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It's not our problem, right?

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Child Protective Services'll
get 'em home.

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Let's go.

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Sweet ride.

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What is that, like 0 to 60
in what, five seconds?

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Something like that, yeah.

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I plan on joining the force
after high school.

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Well, best of luck to ya.

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I thought about being
a fireman at first,

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but, uh, the boys in blue are
the real heroes, am I right?

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Fireman get guns?

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- No, they do not.
- Enough said.

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I hear that cops do better
with the ladies.

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Now, that is an undisputed fact.

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Do you ever feel like
you're an unwitting

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tool of the prison industrial complex?

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Hey!

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Oh, come on.

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Yes!

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Let's go.

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Pain in my ass.

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In addition to the three dead,

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Sullivan and Cortez each lost a leg.

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Mcllleny lost and eye.

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And the suicide bomber?

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Still no leads.

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A Dead Ender, no doubt.

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Commander, if I may.

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Some of our soldiers

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are expressing concern
that your policies are...

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They felt safer before
the curfew was eliminated.

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They aren't thrilled
by the body cameras.

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They feel that engaging
in community outreach

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and conflict resolution
courses is, well...

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A waste of time.

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So what?

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Are we voting on policy now?

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I'm just giving the commander
the lay of the land.

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We need to be seen
as part of this community.

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Not an occupying force.

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We are an occupying force.

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Perhaps, if the commander spent
more time out in the field...

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Maybe you and the commander should
compare bullet scars, Hobbs.

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So, we should just kill them with
kindness, these, uh, Dead Enders?

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I'm not asking you to hand out flowers.

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I'm saying we will hold
ourselves to higher standards.

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Screw standards!

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Those soldiers were my friends.

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Do you even know their names?

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You are out of line, Sergeant Major.

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Justin.

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Adrian Flores moved here from
Tallahassee when he was 17.

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Never missed an FSU football game.

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Danny Cozza was a local.

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Dad runs a fishing charter.

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Heather Schooley was from Olympia.

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Worshipped Sleater-Kinney.

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We will not rest until we have found
those responsible for this attack.

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But let's keep in mind, there are
half a million humans in Seattle,

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and 10,000 of us.

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If they decide that we only
have zombie interests at heart,

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this city will collapse.

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You cooking brains, Ravi?

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I thought you already
had your monthlies.

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Ravi told me you'd been
having a tough go of it.

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I know your favorite comfort food
is double chocolate brownies,

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but brain cannelloni just felt right.

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So, you let the winners out of
Seattle to compete on the show

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and they give you ad time?

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Mmm-mmm.

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There's no way I'm doing that.

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Besides, could you imagine
the commercial?

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"Dance of a Lifetime!
sponsored by Fillmore Graves,

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the zombie mercenaries who built the
wall your uncle's trapped behind."

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How are you holding up over there?

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It's the worst.

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My job is pretending to be RoboCop,

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but knowing the Buzzfeed Quiz
explicitly told me I'm a C-3PO.

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Well, I am on board
for all your reforms,

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for what it's worth.

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And Ravi keeps reminding me
that C-3PO's an Ewok god,

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so, I've got that going for me.

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The cannelloni was amazing,
Liv, thank you.

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I thought you could do
with a pick-me-up.

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So, I dropped by The Scratching Post,

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picked up some fitness-guru brains.

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It seemed like a safe bet.

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- Fitness guru?
- Huh.

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Hence the sudden urge to gun my lats.

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You sneak a little appetizer?

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Was my cannelloni a failure?

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I...

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Replaced your delicious brains
with disgusting brain tube paste

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while you were dressing the salad.

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Dude...

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I'm sorry.

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You cooking for me
means the world to me.

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But I can't really afford anyone else
living in my head at the moment.

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Not now.

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Mmm!

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You know, just once I wish you'd ask
how my day was before using my body.

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Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.

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How was your day?

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It was pretty good, I guess.

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Mmm! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
How about some reciprocity?

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When am I not reciprocal?

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Reciprocity is the hallmark
of a Chakrabarti tumble.

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No, no, no, no.

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My day.

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Right. How was your day, love?

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Mmm... Well, since you asked,

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I had a Skype interview with
this teen journalist from Iowa.

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Mmm-hmm.

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She's doing a story
for her school paper on

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"Influential Women Under 30."

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No biggie.

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Oh. Tell me how powerful you are.

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She, um, asked me some
crazy questions about zombies.

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- Mmm-hmm.
- Like, tinfoil-hat crazy.

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I guess, in Iowa, people think
zombie hordes roam Seattle

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eating human legs like drumsticks

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or that they grow their nails out

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running through schools
scratching children

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like Freddy Kreuger.

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Mmm, human legs...

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Which got me thinking...

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Seattle could really use
some positive zombie PR.

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Mmm.

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- You know what we could do?
- Give up?

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Solicit ideas from the public.
Make it a thing.

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I can run it up the pole
with City Council.

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Of course, they hate each other's guts.

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So, getting anything done will be hard.

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Hmm, so hard.

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Oh, God, they're
frustrating, those two.

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So frustrating.

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Two? There are only two
City Council members?

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Do you ever listen to me?

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The other five escaped Seattle
before the wall went up.

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Mort and Zed are the only
ones who stuck around.

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I can't even get them to agree
to hold a new election.

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Are you kidding? I love the
idea of a special election.

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All I ask is that
we identify the candidates

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as zombie or human
right there on the ballot.

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The people of Seattle have a right to
know who or what they're voting for.

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I'm... I'm just afraid
Zed might find it a bit...

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Divisive.

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And species-ist.

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An election should not be
about us versus them.

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I got you there.

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Mort is a typical human.

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A zombie-hating bully.

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I love zombies. Big fan of the culture.

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Zed is why you're stuck in this

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not-really-the-mayor-but-
obligated-to-do-his-job limbo.

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- He won't...
- come to the table.

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He's not interested in solution.

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All he has is these
empty slogans and...

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- And no execution.
- And he doesn't have the heart...

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the balls to do
what's right for the city.

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- What can I say?
- My hands are tied.

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Wait, I had a... I had one
more item on the agenda.

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You want some money for a PR campaign.

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I've read your email.

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We all agree that improving the
national perception of zombies

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is critical to the safety of Seattle.

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We absolutely agree.

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And what good are roads
and libraries and schools

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and firetrucks
if we've been nuked, right?

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It's a great idea.

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It's just not...

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in the budget.

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And if it's not in the budget,
we can't approve it.

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Sorry, kid.

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Hang in there.

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People like us, we get it.

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We know it's not about
having a super shredded core,

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ripped quads, jacked delts,

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swole hams, yoked pects
and insanely-tight glutes.

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It's about feeling good,

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and realizing your
potential, am I right?

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Liv, I know you're on
a fitness-nut brain,

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but do not try to make me
the Hans to your Franz.

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Oh, this could be our lady.

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Excuse me, ma'am,
this is my swole mate, CB.

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Yeah?

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Clive Babineaux. We're Seattle PD.

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You have a moment?

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Oh, sure. Excuse the sweat.
Damn hot flashes.

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Oh, sweat is just your body fat crying.

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- May I?
- Oh.

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We're investigating
a potential homicide

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that took place last week
outside of a convenience store.

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Oh, I saw the footage. That poor woman.

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And the victim was on her cell
just before the attack,

259
00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,870
so, we're tracking down every phone
that pinged the nearest tower.

260
00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:01,788
Okay...

261
00:13:01,789 --> 00:13:04,974
Mind telling me
the last four of your social?

262
00:13:05,043 --> 00:13:06,943
Oh. Sure. 2198.

263
00:13:13,218 --> 00:13:15,051
I'm glad you're okay, Mrs. Jones.

264
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:18,221
Oh, wait, you're the one
that's been calling me.

265
00:13:18,289 --> 00:13:20,690
I'm sorry, I don't answer
unknown numbers.

266
00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:22,558
I donated to a non-profit once,

267
00:13:22,639 --> 00:13:24,292
and now every time
the phone rings, it's like,

268
00:13:24,293 --> 00:13:26,863
"Hey, give ten dollars
for the Sumatra rhino."

269
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,064
Are you kidding me?

270
00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:29,699
Okay, I get guilt tripped enough.

271
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,335
Like, when Larry,
that's my second husband,

272
00:13:32,403 --> 00:13:33,695
contracted cholera.

273
00:13:33,696 --> 00:13:36,639
Don't ask. And he was all like,
"You have the power to help me,"

274
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:41,544
until I agreed to steal
hydrocodone for his stomach pain.

275
00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,947
He was exploding like a hydrant
in a Brooklyn heat wave.

276
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,101
Oh, whoopsie.

277
00:13:48,319 --> 00:13:50,319
I probably shouldn't be telling
the cops about stealing the meds.

278
00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:52,588
That's okay. Liv. Liv.

279
00:13:55,766 --> 00:13:58,554
Bye.

280
00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:00,943
Good news, the lab should be
sending the blood test results

281
00:14:00,986 --> 00:14:02,952
from the convenience store
murder tomorrow.

282
00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:04,793
That's what's up.

283
00:14:05,003 --> 00:14:06,412
There's stress in your voice, bro.

284
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,329
Are you getting enough omega threes?

285
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:10,839
It's just Peyton.
She's just a little bit...

286
00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,499
Underwhelmed in the sack?

287
00:14:13,411 --> 00:14:15,199
What? Did she say something?

288
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,684
You're probably overdoing it.

289
00:14:16,685 --> 00:14:19,878
It's a common mistake for young men.
It's simpler than you think.

290
00:14:19,937 --> 00:14:23,539
You know, four hours before
sex, you just take an ice bath,

291
00:14:23,721 --> 00:14:24,887
eat three Brazil nuts...

292
00:14:24,956 --> 00:14:26,022
Okay, thank you.

293
00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:27,890
A spoon of fermented trout butter,

294
00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:30,509
and then, during the jam sesh,
you just, sort of, soak.

295
00:14:31,429 --> 00:14:33,226
You know, think of it as a hot tub.

296
00:14:33,598 --> 00:14:34,552
Not a lap pool.

297
00:14:35,119 --> 00:14:36,526
And focus on the eyes.

298
00:14:37,602 --> 00:14:40,636
I was gonna say she's a
bit overwhelmed at work.

299
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,254
Aren't we all.

300
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,007
Hey, we should hit the gym after work.

301
00:14:45,076 --> 00:14:47,143
Ow! I'm good, actully.

302
00:14:47,745 --> 00:14:48,831
Oh, come on.

303
00:14:48,832 --> 00:14:51,018
Bro, don't you want to
be Ravi-rock-hard-body?

304
00:14:51,227 --> 00:14:51,955
No.

305
00:14:52,103 --> 00:14:53,102
Oh.

306
00:14:57,929 --> 00:15:00,098
What are you putting
in that gob of yours?

307
00:15:00,338 --> 00:15:02,671
Goose muddled in antler sauce,

308
00:15:03,214 --> 00:15:04,636
a civet of hare,

309
00:15:05,036 --> 00:15:07,636
six hard-boiled eggs covered in saffron

310
00:15:07,731 --> 00:15:09,931
and flavored with cloves.

311
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,034
And while you're here, innkeep...

312
00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:12,983
Milord?

313
00:15:12,984 --> 00:15:16,038
Perchance a sprinkling of
grated Myconid in my soup?

314
00:15:19,643 --> 00:15:20,642
Tell me when.

315
00:15:31,856 --> 00:15:32,955
Ah.

316
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:34,757
'Tis sufficient.

317
00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:40,162
I take a seat next to Mr. Bandywax.

318
00:15:40,198 --> 00:15:42,265
You must come with me now,
my halfling friend.

319
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,117
Now?

320
00:15:43,118 --> 00:15:45,129
Oh, not now.

321
00:15:45,670 --> 00:15:46,844
Mayhap anon.

322
00:15:47,025 --> 00:15:48,707
My goose remains uncooked.

323
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:51,300
Don't sit there pitchkettled,
Mr. Bandywax.

324
00:15:51,522 --> 00:15:53,021
If you don't come forsooth,

325
00:15:53,144 --> 00:15:55,710
you risk never gandering another
goose, be it cooked or raw.

326
00:15:55,711 --> 00:15:59,305
I rush to the table,
take the remaining seat.

327
00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:01,617
Prithee, Mosco,

328
00:16:01,686 --> 00:16:05,489
leave thy bellytimber
thither and let us flee,

329
00:16:05,490 --> 00:16:10,429
lest thy be the very cooked
goose thou longst to taste.

330
00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:13,004
Okay. Are you guys gonna
kill some monsters,

331
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:15,889
or am I gonna send
Gorlogg the Attention Seeker

332
00:16:15,890 --> 00:16:17,821
in here with his Vorpal blade?

333
00:16:17,822 --> 00:16:22,823
My cousin in Ohio thinks that
I turned zombie for attention.

334
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:28,193
Didn't you turn vampire for a girl?

335
00:16:28,799 --> 00:16:30,266
Do you mind if I steal that line?

336
00:16:30,301 --> 00:16:32,512
My comedy troupe could use it
for our zombie sketch.

337
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:33,799
You're in a comedy troupe?

338
00:16:33,871 --> 00:16:35,303
How did I not know this?

339
00:16:35,505 --> 00:16:36,850
They're not bad.

340
00:16:36,851 --> 00:16:39,835
Three straight regional
Yuck-Yucks, so, suck it, Steve.

341
00:16:39,836 --> 00:16:40,912
Then, no.

342
00:16:40,914 --> 00:16:43,481
You can't steal
turning-zombie-for-attention.

343
00:16:43,614 --> 00:16:45,914
Wait, you do zombie sketches?

344
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,643
They kill. It's actually
a portfolio of sketches,

345
00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,617
about living next door to zombies.

346
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:53,551
We have this one bit
called "Dinner at the Deadman's"

347
00:16:53,552 --> 00:16:57,306
where my human brother tries
to help me pray away the Zs.

348
00:16:59,363 --> 00:17:00,896
So good.

349
00:17:01,279 --> 00:17:02,413
It's so good.

350
00:17:02,414 --> 00:17:04,265
Uh, we go all out, too, you know.

351
00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:05,891
Like white wigs, zombie makeup.

352
00:17:06,351 --> 00:17:08,818
So you paint your face and
appropriate another culture?

353
00:17:10,161 --> 00:17:11,961
Oh. Never thought about it that way.

354
00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,172
- Cool.
- Yeah.

355
00:17:13,173 --> 00:17:16,287
Whatever. I've got two hours
before my pregnant wife comes home

356
00:17:16,288 --> 00:17:19,468
and realizes that I'm not there making
her tea and rubbing her back, so...

357
00:17:19,469 --> 00:17:21,888
Hold... Hold on. Tell me
more about this sketch.

358
00:17:21,889 --> 00:17:23,080
Well, okay, so...

359
00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:24,613
What we like to try to do is...

360
00:17:24,614 --> 00:17:30,106
Thwack. Gorlogg lifts Mosco's
severed head in the air and shouts,

361
00:17:30,915 --> 00:17:32,981
"I am Gorlogg!

362
00:17:34,057 --> 00:17:37,459
Look at me. Look at me!"

363
00:17:45,069 --> 00:17:46,335
Roll for initiative.

364
00:17:49,441 --> 00:17:52,008
To hell with the police. They
ain't the ones getting blown up.

365
00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:53,275
Blue lives matter?

366
00:17:53,391 --> 00:17:54,086
Uh-uh.

367
00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:55,798
White lives matter.

368
00:17:56,214 --> 00:17:58,756
Hate to break it to you.
You're far from white, Spud.

369
00:17:59,063 --> 00:18:01,096
Tell those Dead Enders
calling me "whitey."

370
00:18:01,659 --> 00:18:03,709
Most humans are decent people.

371
00:18:04,035 --> 00:18:05,134
You sound like Lillywhite.

372
00:18:05,322 --> 00:18:07,494
The commander is trying
to keep the peace.

373
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,414
We push humans too far,

374
00:18:09,415 --> 00:18:12,142
and they're gonna look around and
decide that they'd rather die fighting

375
00:18:12,211 --> 00:18:14,618
than live in a walled zombie homeland.

376
00:18:15,415 --> 00:18:16,814
- We could take 'em.
- You're an idiot.

377
00:18:19,351 --> 00:18:20,884
- Take cover.
- Look out.

378
00:18:40,606 --> 00:18:41,705
Up there.

379
00:18:45,945 --> 00:18:48,479
How about these two?
John and David Mendez?

380
00:18:48,547 --> 00:18:52,195
They have a father in San Diego dying
of cancer and a senile mother.

381
00:18:52,544 --> 00:18:54,552
She'll be all on her own
once he passes.

382
00:18:55,054 --> 00:18:57,454
- And the brothers themselves?
- They're healthy?

383
00:18:58,591 --> 00:18:59,448
Mmm-hmm.

384
00:19:00,345 --> 00:19:01,811
I'm going to hell.

385
00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:03,740
Reject pile.

386
00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:05,569
Commander.

387
00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:10,947
Our squad was ambushed
in an alley off Hayes Street.

388
00:19:12,638 --> 00:19:13,313
Sir...

389
00:19:15,541 --> 00:19:16,840
Jordan didn't make it.

390
00:19:32,817 --> 00:19:34,848
_

391
00:19:57,682 --> 00:20:00,024
Give me Chase Graves
over Lillywhite any day.

392
00:20:00,025 --> 00:20:02,351
- Oh, you can say that again.
- Yeah, he'll get his.

393
00:20:03,822 --> 00:20:05,822
Yeah, you knew which side he was on.

394
00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:08,124
What do you think
flower-power'll do about it?

395
00:20:08,193 --> 00:20:09,559
Put on some Bob Marley.

396
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,160
Bus in a few more grief counselors.

397
00:20:11,229 --> 00:20:13,129
Remind us how outnumbered we are.

398
00:20:13,198 --> 00:20:14,427
We need to clap back.

399
00:20:14,428 --> 00:20:17,333
Before this can't-we-all-get-along
crap gets us all killed.

400
00:20:17,402 --> 00:20:19,969
Excuse me, sir.

401
00:20:20,038 --> 00:20:23,172
I can't help but notice that you've got a
high-powered rifle pointed at my skull.

402
00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:25,575
I must warn you that if you
shoot me in the head,

403
00:20:25,643 --> 00:20:29,017
I will then, and only then, be
given permission to return fire.

404
00:20:29,487 --> 00:20:32,522
What? You know I'm right.

405
00:20:38,456 --> 00:20:40,814
You think your anger
makes you special, Spud?

406
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:46,075
When I found Jordan, she was digging brain
tubes out of bus station garbage cans.

407
00:20:46,331 --> 00:20:47,964
I brought her here and I trained her.

408
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,800
She died saving your sergeant.

409
00:20:53,638 --> 00:20:57,340
What were you hiding behind when
she was putting herself in danger?

410
00:20:59,244 --> 00:21:01,744
I know what Jordan's done
for her fellow zombie.

411
00:21:04,215 --> 00:21:07,283
You, I'm not so sure about.

412
00:21:08,786 --> 00:21:11,787
I'm... I'm asking you to be smart.

413
00:21:12,957 --> 00:21:14,064
Don't you get it?

414
00:21:14,726 --> 00:21:17,215
They want to provoke violence.

415
00:21:17,896 --> 00:21:21,137
Only 10% of the human
population wants a war.

416
00:21:21,799 --> 00:21:25,149
CHICs. Dead Enders. Are you
gonna give them what they want?

417
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:28,137
Yes, some of us are gonna die,

418
00:21:29,073 --> 00:21:31,777
so that all of us don't die.

419
00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:35,811
If that's not what you
signed up for, then go.

420
00:21:39,751 --> 00:21:40,711
It goes for all of you.

421
00:21:40,712 --> 00:21:43,093
Commander, if we catch the shooter,

422
00:21:43,755 --> 00:21:45,588
the people who made that truck bomb,

423
00:21:47,158 --> 00:21:48,748
what are you gonna do to them?

424
00:21:50,361 --> 00:21:52,328
They'll be turned over
to the court system.

425
00:21:52,397 --> 00:21:55,164
Human judges? Human juries?

426
00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:58,134
It's the law. It's what we do.

427
00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:07,910
Okay, we are gonna have
zombie super strength.

428
00:22:07,979 --> 00:22:08,956
How cool is that?

429
00:22:08,957 --> 00:22:12,014
The next time someone asks us to
choose between the belt and the boot,

430
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:13,610
we can just rip their arms off.

431
00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:22,652
Coast is clear, but stay on your toes.

432
00:22:23,228 --> 00:22:25,731
There's lots of US Army
between us and Seattle.

433
00:22:26,571 --> 00:22:28,596
Where do we meet
if we have to split up?

434
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,267
369 Molino Road.

435
00:22:32,537 --> 00:22:33,141
Good.

436
00:22:34,405 --> 00:22:38,007
A pint of ranch dressing
is 2,200 calories. FYI.

437
00:22:39,324 --> 00:22:41,291
- Good to know. Thanks.
- It's just...

438
00:22:41,966 --> 00:22:43,671
I know you like ranch dressing.

439
00:22:44,082 --> 00:22:47,074
I usually manage to avoid
having a pint in a sitting.

440
00:22:48,820 --> 00:22:50,353
One more name to cross off.

441
00:22:50,421 --> 00:22:52,217
Why can't people just
answer their phones?

442
00:22:52,218 --> 00:22:53,511
All units nearby,

443
00:22:53,512 --> 00:22:57,226
shots fired at Warmbloods,
21807 Third Street.

444
00:22:57,295 --> 00:22:59,228
Warmbloods, that's close.

445
00:23:04,736 --> 00:23:05,968
He was in a hurry.

446
00:23:15,781 --> 00:23:17,981
Seattle PD.

447
00:23:24,622 --> 00:23:26,222
You got the wrong bar, Renegade.

448
00:23:27,992 --> 00:23:29,291
Let me stop the bleeding.

449
00:23:29,293 --> 00:23:30,651
Don't touch me, Whitey.

450
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,456
I know what you are.

451
00:23:33,057 --> 00:23:34,278
You heard the man, back off.

452
00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:36,996
Your friend is dying. He
needs medical attention now.

453
00:23:37,535 --> 00:23:39,256
I... I won't scratch him. I promise.

454
00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:42,318
Your kind's done enough damage already.
Get the hell out of here.

455
00:23:42,326 --> 00:23:43,455
I suggest you step aside,

456
00:23:43,457 --> 00:23:46,163
or I'll place you under arrest
for obstructing an officer.

457
00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:48,978
Let 'em through, Matty.

458
00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:51,260
Nothing they can do now.

459
00:24:06,497 --> 00:24:08,603
_

460
00:24:11,243 --> 00:24:12,709
What do you know?

461
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:15,185
It was a drive-by. Two people in masks.

462
00:24:15,547 --> 00:24:17,046
How many casualties?

463
00:24:17,856 --> 00:24:18,526
One.

464
00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:22,719
Witnesses saw the shooter and the driver
take off in a blue Civic hatchback.

465
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:26,396
Matches with the vehicle we saw
racing off on our way over.

466
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,865
See if any of our guys
own a car like that.

467
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,267
Of course, Commander.

468
00:24:31,850 --> 00:24:33,134
Hey, Commander.

469
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:37,128
How are you all gonna
cover this one up?

470
00:24:37,448 --> 00:24:39,281
What are we gonna hear on the news?

471
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:42,197
Eddie Diggs died of natural causes.

472
00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:45,284
He is survived by his
wife and two kids.

473
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,386
Ravi, no. I'm exhausted.

474
00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:52,823
I just watched a barbershop
quartet do Ebony and Ivory.

475
00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:54,558
Two of them in whiteface.

476
00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:56,970
You can tell me at home.

477
00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,639
I'm still here,
but I'm walking out now.

478
00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:02,115
Yes, this is me walking out.

479
00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:04,368
This is me turning out the lights,

480
00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:05,502
locking up.

481
00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:07,204
Oh, you lie!

482
00:25:08,907 --> 00:25:10,440
Okay, you got me.

483
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:11,816
What is so important?

484
00:25:12,411 --> 00:25:13,777
Are you still hearing presentations?

485
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,845
I just finished, thank God.

486
00:25:16,081 --> 00:25:17,681
You got time for one more?

487
00:25:20,386 --> 00:25:21,239
Okay.

488
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,320
Psst.

489
00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:26,289
- Stand right there.
- Yup.

490
00:25:27,726 --> 00:25:29,860
Jimmy and his comedy troupe do a...

491
00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:31,962
Portfolio of sketches.

492
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:34,965
About a human couple living
next door to a zombie couple.

493
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,000
And there's laughs, there's heart.

494
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:39,803
And guess what, you might
just learn a thing or two.

495
00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:43,039
Great, now all we have to do is
convince millions of Americans

496
00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:44,808
to cross the militarized dead zone,

497
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,811
make it over the wall to the
zombie-controlled city of Seattle

498
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,045
and get themselves to...

499
00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:50,768
Where do you perform, Jimmy?

500
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:53,377
Count McCackles' Comedy Castle.

501
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,153
Yeah, see, I knew she
wouldn't see the potential.

502
00:25:56,221 --> 00:25:57,253
Suits, man.

503
00:25:57,254 --> 00:25:59,556
We... We produce the episodes,
we post them online.

504
00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:00,737
The episodes go viral.

505
00:26:01,146 --> 00:26:02,008
Viral's good.

506
00:26:02,548 --> 00:26:05,470
Right. Think about what Will
& Grace did for gay people.

507
00:26:05,571 --> 00:26:07,237
Or what The Cosby Show did for...

508
00:26:07,292 --> 00:26:08,658
Let's not use that example.

509
00:26:09,635 --> 00:26:12,035
Crazy Rich Zombies.

510
00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:14,438
Okay, I see your point.

511
00:26:14,506 --> 00:26:17,507
Zombies? They're
just the folk next door.

512
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:19,476
The people you wave to
every day on your way to work.

513
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,878
Do you have a name for it?

514
00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:22,946
Wait for it.

515
00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:25,849
Hi, Zombie.

516
00:26:27,425 --> 00:26:28,134
Hmm.

517
00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:33,690
Jury's out on the name,
but I love the idea.

518
00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:35,912
I mean, it's one of the best
I've heard all day.

519
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,387
How much does it cost?

520
00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:39,534
Hmm? Oh.

521
00:26:39,535 --> 00:26:41,698
Something like that.

522
00:26:42,501 --> 00:26:44,298
You know, uh, to build sets,

523
00:26:44,299 --> 00:26:47,117
uh, hire a crew and a stage.

524
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:50,740
Why don't we just put the first
zombie on the moon, too?

525
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:52,309
Yeah.

526
00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:58,381
- Here you go, hon.
- Thanks.

527
00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:02,085
Did you hear about the
four dead at Warmbloods?

528
00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:02,963
Four?

529
00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:05,222
They said on the news
there was just one.

530
00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:07,991
And you believe everything
they say on the news?

531
00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:09,960
Those necros downplay everything.

532
00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:16,226
That poor woman outside
the convenience store?

533
00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:19,574
I got a buddy down in
Chehalis, rolls with a crew.

534
00:27:19,745 --> 00:27:22,164
Started running patrol shifts
to protect the border.

535
00:27:23,287 --> 00:27:25,716
'Bout time someone's willing
to do something. Right?

536
00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:29,204
Lady, these boys is locked and loaded.

537
00:27:29,588 --> 00:27:31,792
Hell, some of 'em even use
bows and arrows.

538
00:27:31,930 --> 00:27:33,432
Okay, well.

539
00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:36,342
Let's hope they bring home some scalps.

540
00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:38,822
There she is.

541
00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:40,892
Now, that is a beautiful sight.

542
00:27:43,304 --> 00:27:44,561
What?

543
00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:45,629
Race you to the wall.

544
00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:50,920
God, that kid's gullible.

545
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:55,187
Whoo! Whoo!

546
00:27:55,307 --> 00:27:57,340
Ha-ha-ha. Dicks.

547
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,111
We made it man.

548
00:28:10,228 --> 00:28:12,044
Go, go, go. There's a bunch of 'em.

549
00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:13,564
Get under the SUV.

550
00:28:13,565 --> 00:28:14,931
- What about you?
- Just go!

551
00:28:14,932 --> 00:28:16,259
Go!

552
00:28:26,211 --> 00:28:29,806
Run. Run. Run. Don't stop! Just go!

553
00:29:05,811 --> 00:29:07,663
The kids went that way.

554
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:21,241
_

555
00:29:21,739 --> 00:29:24,140
Can you not? It's a little distracting.

556
00:29:24,208 --> 00:29:25,231
Distracting?

557
00:29:25,676 --> 00:29:27,376
Oh, you mean these bad boys.

558
00:29:29,580 --> 00:29:30,679
Feels good to let 'em breathe.

559
00:29:30,748 --> 00:29:32,314
I'll take your word.

560
00:29:32,383 --> 00:29:34,316
Come on, CB, we're police.

561
00:29:34,385 --> 00:29:36,118
We have a right to bare arms.

562
00:29:37,488 --> 00:29:39,794
Ah, there he is.

563
00:29:39,795 --> 00:29:44,426
I'm sad to say that your final potential
murder victim is alive and well.

564
00:29:44,495 --> 00:29:48,253
This picture was posted yesterday
by one of her friends.

565
00:29:49,267 --> 00:29:51,767
That photo could have been
taken months ago

566
00:29:51,836 --> 00:29:53,202
and posted by our killer.

567
00:29:53,271 --> 00:29:55,452
But on closer inspection,

568
00:29:57,108 --> 00:29:59,375
yesterday's footage of
the Warmblood shooting.

569
00:29:59,443 --> 00:30:00,943
She can't be deceased.

570
00:30:05,049 --> 00:30:06,048
You're welcome.

571
00:30:08,873 --> 00:30:12,074
Over 70 phones, every one of their
owners alive and accounted for.

572
00:30:12,290 --> 00:30:13,489
We should tell Bozzio.

573
00:30:15,326 --> 00:30:17,459
Harris, you seen the Lieutenant?

574
00:30:17,461 --> 00:30:19,995
Uh, she's in interrogation
with another car club guy.

575
00:30:24,869 --> 00:30:28,579
You watch the video of the
murder outside the convenience store?

576
00:30:28,659 --> 00:30:29,709
Mmm-hmm.

577
00:30:30,007 --> 00:30:32,274
The killers were in a lowrider.

578
00:30:32,343 --> 00:30:33,002
I get it.

579
00:30:33,398 --> 00:30:36,009
You see a lowrider, you immediately
bring in the Latino, right?

580
00:30:36,447 --> 00:30:40,787
Victor Ruiz. You are the founder
of Seattle Lowrider Consortium.

581
00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:42,952
So? That makes me a murderer?

582
00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:44,720
You guys put on a lot of car shows?

583
00:30:44,789 --> 00:30:47,039
Oh, you're saying I consort
with murderers, then?

584
00:30:48,070 --> 00:30:49,004
Your word.

585
00:30:51,095 --> 00:30:52,328
Recognize this car?

586
00:30:54,292 --> 00:30:56,226
Yeah, I know that car.

587
00:30:56,667 --> 00:30:58,467
But you're not gonna find
the guy who owns it.

588
00:30:58,842 --> 00:31:00,691
He left Seattle before
the wall went up.

589
00:31:03,007 --> 00:31:04,478
I know where the car is, though.

590
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:05,825
Oh yeah.

591
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,397
Would you mind writing down that
address for us before you leave?

592
00:31:09,647 --> 00:31:10,713
You having a vision?

593
00:31:11,415 --> 00:31:12,622
I'm Kegeling.

594
00:31:12,950 --> 00:31:13,898
Pelvic floor.

595
00:31:14,198 --> 00:31:15,864
Tragically overlooked muscle group.

596
00:31:24,188 --> 00:31:25,654
See what I did there, Clive?

597
00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:28,163
Lift with your legs. Back flat.

598
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,478
Ah. I think this is our car.

599
00:31:32,570 --> 00:31:34,503
Detective school is really paying off.

600
00:31:39,577 --> 00:31:43,245
Exposed wires from the steering
column indicate hot-wiring.

601
00:31:43,314 --> 00:31:45,614
Sorry, traffic. What'd I miss?

602
00:31:47,609 --> 00:31:48,513
Good lord.

603
00:31:49,153 --> 00:31:51,253
Uh... So, I've got some weird news.

604
00:31:51,322 --> 00:31:53,255
Oh, you and Peyton tried the
soak-and-stare technique.

605
00:31:53,324 --> 00:31:54,453
Uh, no.

606
00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:57,259
The DNA results came back from the blood
taken from the convenience store.

607
00:31:57,328 --> 00:31:59,595
- Were they able to identify the victim?
- Not yet.

608
00:31:59,664 --> 00:32:02,598
But there was blood from
a dozen people, all human,

609
00:32:02,667 --> 00:32:04,253
not a drop was zombie.

610
00:32:05,176 --> 00:32:07,075
Well, we still need to test this blood.

611
00:32:09,206 --> 00:32:10,272
Hmm.

612
00:32:15,091 --> 00:32:16,090
Strange.

613
00:32:21,252 --> 00:32:22,351
I'm gonna puke.

614
00:32:22,420 --> 00:32:23,228
Don't.

615
00:32:23,688 --> 00:32:24,720
It's corn syrup.

616
00:32:24,789 --> 00:32:25,854
What?

617
00:32:28,820 --> 00:32:30,686
Hey, bros, this look familiar?

618
00:32:30,895 --> 00:32:31,718
A wig.

619
00:32:32,229 --> 00:32:34,936
Looks like detective classes
are paying off for all of us.

620
00:32:35,686 --> 00:32:38,353
Oh, just like the victim's hair
in the convenience store video.

621
00:32:41,405 --> 00:32:43,072
- It's corn syrup.
- Nice work, Ravi.

622
00:32:43,140 --> 00:32:44,273
Thank you.

623
00:32:44,342 --> 00:32:46,475
You just ate 57 empty calories.

624
00:32:49,827 --> 00:32:51,112
So, the video was a hoax.

625
00:32:52,483 --> 00:32:53,559
No one's dead?

626
00:32:53,951 --> 00:32:56,218
Every person whose cell phone
pinged the tower at the time

627
00:32:56,287 --> 00:32:58,187
is still alive and accounted for.

628
00:32:58,255 --> 00:33:00,889
The corn syrup blood in the
car's a pretty dead giveaway.

629
00:33:01,124 --> 00:33:03,859
And the blood found at the convenience
store was from multiple people.

630
00:33:04,061 --> 00:33:04,980
All humans.

631
00:33:04,981 --> 00:33:08,297
We also found a wig that matches
the victim's hairstyle.

632
00:33:08,366 --> 00:33:10,477
What kind of a sicko
fakes a zombie attack?

633
00:33:10,478 --> 00:33:12,220
Someone who wants to see the city burn.

634
00:33:12,221 --> 00:33:13,469
I'll call a press conference.

635
00:33:13,537 --> 00:33:14,776
Expose the video as a fake.

636
00:33:14,777 --> 00:33:16,178
And what are you gonna say?

637
00:33:16,734 --> 00:33:19,969
"Hey, everybody, the video you saw of
two zombies ripping a woman to shreds,"

638
00:33:20,177 --> 00:33:21,158
it never happened.

639
00:33:21,159 --> 00:33:23,382
Oh, and we don't know
who's behind the false flag,

640
00:33:23,383 --> 00:33:24,947
"so, just take our word for it."

641
00:33:24,948 --> 00:33:27,500
Well, Major, it has
the advantage of being true.

642
00:33:27,501 --> 00:33:29,107
Well, the truth's not gonna cut it.

643
00:33:29,108 --> 00:33:31,186
Look, our words won't
trump their images, okay?

644
00:33:31,187 --> 00:33:32,715
People saw a murder.

645
00:33:33,057 --> 00:33:34,326
All right? If we're gonna
claim it was a hoax,

646
00:33:34,327 --> 00:33:36,012
we gotta put some meat on the bone.

647
00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:38,249
What are you suggesting?

648
00:33:38,715 --> 00:33:40,078
We get people to confess.

649
00:33:40,357 --> 00:33:41,924
Say they fabricated the murder.

650
00:33:42,139 --> 00:33:44,373
They wanna stir up zombie hate
with fake news, fine.

651
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:45,957
We'll fight them on their terms.

652
00:33:47,665 --> 00:33:50,329
And you expect Seattle PD
to get behind this?

653
00:33:51,175 --> 00:33:53,567
Only if it wants to keep
its homicide rate in check.

654
00:33:55,012 --> 00:33:56,733
Are you sure about this, Major?

655
00:33:59,717 --> 00:34:02,985
There's gonna be a lot of heat on
whoever takes the fall for this.

656
00:34:03,054 --> 00:34:06,167
We need to get them out of Seattle,
and we'll have to do it discreetly.

657
00:34:07,096 --> 00:34:07,900
Liv?

658
00:34:08,626 --> 00:34:09,244
What?

659
00:34:10,027 --> 00:34:10,705
No.

660
00:34:12,756 --> 00:34:14,289
I wanna live in your world.

661
00:34:15,866 --> 00:34:18,033
Peyton, Lieutenant,
expect my instructions.

662
00:34:28,156 --> 00:34:29,914
_

663
00:34:30,414 --> 00:34:31,435
Voilą

664
00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:34,413
Appreciate Chris Tader
and Buddy Jackson.

665
00:34:35,059 --> 00:34:37,560
Jackson owns the blue hatchback.

666
00:34:37,629 --> 00:34:40,568
And residue shows
Tader fired his weapon.

667
00:34:41,099 --> 00:34:42,632
Both have confessed.

668
00:34:42,979 --> 00:34:45,049
Couldn't keep it in
your pants, huh, Spud?

669
00:34:50,041 --> 00:34:51,188
They resisted.

670
00:34:52,377 --> 00:34:54,243
I didn't shoot anyone
who didn't deserve it.

671
00:34:54,312 --> 00:34:56,112
And you're judge and jury now?

672
00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:58,781
Well, someone's gotta be, Ol' Softy.

673
00:34:58,850 --> 00:35:00,650
That is your Commander, soldier!

674
00:35:00,718 --> 00:35:02,385
Chase Graves is my commander.

675
00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:09,592
Your move, Commander.

676
00:35:19,337 --> 00:35:20,903
Have they said anything yet?

677
00:35:20,972 --> 00:35:22,805
Very little. They're waiting for you.

678
00:35:28,212 --> 00:35:29,445
Renegade.

679
00:35:30,448 --> 00:35:31,480
Where's Baron?

680
00:35:36,054 --> 00:35:37,153
Where's Baron?

681
00:35:38,756 --> 00:35:39,789
He's gone.

682
00:35:41,092 --> 00:35:42,692
We thought we made it.

683
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,293
We were at the wall, and...

684
00:35:46,264 --> 00:35:49,465
These two hitched along.
Bad foster home situation.

685
00:35:51,235 --> 00:35:53,235
Can... Can Oliver get a scratch?

686
00:35:54,205 --> 00:35:55,171
He's very sick.

687
00:36:34,078 --> 00:36:36,412
It was at this intersection,
that a mystery woman,

688
00:36:36,481 --> 00:36:38,814
now identified as Cynthia Rybnicki,

689
00:36:38,850 --> 00:36:41,139
was brutally murdered by two zombies.

690
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:42,715
Or was she?

691
00:36:42,716 --> 00:36:46,022
Today the Seattle Police
Department arrested Miss Rybnicki

692
00:36:46,090 --> 00:36:50,126
along with brothers John and David
Mendez for perpetrating a hoax.

693
00:36:50,194 --> 00:36:53,445
A hoax intended to stir up
anti-zombie sentiment.

694
00:36:53,925 --> 00:36:55,758
As they were brought in for processing,

695
00:36:55,967 --> 00:37:00,069
Miss Rybnicki gave a defiant hand
sign associated with the Dead Enders,

696
00:37:00,138 --> 00:37:01,937
a zombie hate group.

697
00:37:02,006 --> 00:37:04,240
The Mendez brothers and Miss Rybnicki

698
00:37:04,308 --> 00:37:06,486
confessed when presented
with the evidence.

699
00:37:06,878 --> 00:37:10,078
If anything, they seemed proud of
the damage they'd done to the city.

700
00:37:10,681 --> 00:37:12,048
How much time will they get?

701
00:37:12,116 --> 00:37:14,589
The DA promised me it would be
no less than 15 years.

702
00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:20,423
While the group is under fire for
stoking anti-zombie fear in Seattle,

703
00:37:20,491 --> 00:37:23,826
they also remain embroiled
in a tragedy of their own.

704
00:37:23,895 --> 00:37:24,531
Helen.

705
00:37:24,969 --> 00:37:27,469
Two days ago, patrons of Warmbloods,

706
00:37:27,632 --> 00:37:30,032
rumored to be a Dead
Ender watering hole,

707
00:37:30,101 --> 00:37:33,469
were enjoying happy hour when
bullets ripped through this window,

708
00:37:33,538 --> 00:37:35,916
injuring three and killing one.

709
00:37:36,374 --> 00:37:39,416
Today we learn the fates
of those drive-by shooters.

710
00:37:39,951 --> 00:37:42,518
Yesterday, we received this footage,

711
00:37:42,713 --> 00:37:47,917
secretly recorded and smuggled out of
a Fillmore Graves downtown warehouse.

712
00:37:53,191 --> 00:37:58,043
The same source identified the two men
as Chris Tader and Buddy Jackson.

713
00:37:59,230 --> 00:38:02,335
Commander, is that you
in the video, Commander?

714
00:38:02,336 --> 00:38:05,288
And didn't you promise that the
Guillotine is a thing of the past?

715
00:38:06,336 --> 00:38:08,580
I promised that Fillmore
Graves will police itself.

716
00:38:09,253 --> 00:38:11,851
When my soldiers break
the law, they pay a price.

717
00:38:12,643 --> 00:38:15,832
Every human and zombie in the city
would be wise to understand that.

718
00:38:18,009 --> 00:38:19,350
Hell of a performance.

719
00:38:19,777 --> 00:38:22,183
- And there you have it.
- You think it'll work?

720
00:38:22,753 --> 00:38:24,286
You think they'll keep quiet?

721
00:38:24,355 --> 00:38:26,856
They're getting what they want.
Passage out of the city.

722
00:38:27,978 --> 00:38:29,411
They're incredibly grateful.

723
00:38:30,534 --> 00:38:31,900
Thanks for getting them out.

724
00:38:31,983 --> 00:38:32,982
It's what I do.

725
00:38:34,132 --> 00:38:35,557
Why'd you change your mind?

726
00:38:40,238 --> 00:38:42,171
I was already living in your world.

727
00:38:44,715 --> 00:38:46,114
I just didn't know it yet.

728
00:38:56,887 --> 00:38:57,886
You're both sure?

729
00:39:31,081 --> 00:39:32,281
Just like I said.

730
00:39:33,310 --> 00:39:34,476
All in the eyes.

731
00:39:36,447 --> 00:39:38,814
What would happen if you had
two spoonfuls of trout butter?

732
00:39:38,883 --> 00:39:41,450
I don't know, but I'd be
afraid to find out.

733
00:39:44,035 --> 00:39:45,201
So...

734
00:39:46,957 --> 00:39:48,229
How'd you get the money?

735
00:39:48,230 --> 00:39:48,763
What?

736
00:39:48,764 --> 00:39:50,944
For Hi, Zombie.
Production costs, etcetera.

737
00:39:51,342 --> 00:39:53,041
Ever heard of the Space Needle?

738
00:39:53,316 --> 00:39:54,482
Rings a bell.

739
00:39:55,272 --> 00:39:56,871
I sold the naming rights.

740
00:39:58,568 --> 00:40:00,435
Can the chief of staff to
a dead mayor do that?

741
00:40:00,477 --> 00:40:01,572
Oh, God, no.

742
00:40:02,232 --> 00:40:05,000
No, I figured I've got three, four
months before I'm discovered,

743
00:40:05,223 --> 00:40:07,733
the scandal breaks and my
career bites the dust.

744
00:40:08,326 --> 00:40:09,266
So, why?

745
00:40:10,187 --> 00:40:11,851
Because I'm not sure
we survive three months

746
00:40:11,862 --> 00:40:13,425
if we just sit back and do nothing.

747
00:40:13,910 --> 00:40:15,150
I've been to DC, Ravi,

748
00:40:15,151 --> 00:40:18,667
and they're looking for an
excuse to wipe us off the map.

749
00:40:21,038 --> 00:40:22,603
I have never loved you more

750
00:40:23,260 --> 00:40:24,693
than in this moment.

751
00:40:26,244 --> 00:40:29,248
Not even 45 seconds ago when we were...

752
00:40:29,249 --> 00:40:30,113
Okay.

753
00:40:30,804 --> 00:40:32,514
This moment is a close second.

754
00:40:39,703 --> 00:40:41,202
Just, I can't believe it.

755
00:40:41,559 --> 00:40:42,954
I mean, that was us.

756
00:40:42,955 --> 00:40:44,293
I mean, we did that.

757
00:40:44,362 --> 00:40:46,037
- Shh!
- It was your plan.

758
00:40:46,404 --> 00:40:47,670
And the TV lied.

759
00:40:48,032 --> 00:40:49,298
Who were those people?

760
00:40:49,367 --> 00:40:50,132
Patsies.

761
00:40:50,668 --> 00:40:53,180
People our dear Commander
found to play the part.

762
00:40:53,181 --> 00:40:54,307
That was my part.

763
00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:56,940
We have to tell people
they've been duped.

764
00:40:57,729 --> 00:41:00,796
And we know that how, because
we duped people first?

765
00:41:01,932 --> 00:41:03,064
Dolly, just, please...

766
00:41:03,066 --> 00:41:05,033
No, no, no. I need you
to say this with me.

767
00:41:05,035 --> 00:41:08,546
"Dolly. I won't tell anyone." Hum?

768
00:41:09,313 --> 00:41:11,020
Okay, okay fine. I hear you.

769
00:41:11,340 --> 00:41:14,034
You know, it's just that I stole
blood from the hospital for this.

770
00:41:14,167 --> 00:41:17,480
You know I flailed around that car
like a damn epileptic, and for what?

771
00:41:17,883 --> 00:41:20,525
Everything they said on TV is fake news.

772
00:41:20,931 --> 00:41:23,472
People gotta know.
We've gotta tell 'em Dolly.

773
00:41:24,763 --> 00:41:26,759
You seem a little worked up Hon, um...

774
00:41:27,306 --> 00:41:28,971
Let someone else drive you home.

775
00:41:29,307 --> 00:41:31,307
Take a nice clean bath, treat yourself.

776
00:41:31,427 --> 00:41:33,427
You know, you deserve that.

777
00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:36,620
Does Benny come with that?

778
00:41:37,354 --> 00:41:39,354
Well, that's up to Benny.

779
00:41:40,194 --> 00:41:41,890
Oh, okay.

780
00:41:57,162 --> 00:41:59,924
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