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... Addic7ed.com ...

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I work two jobs, Goddamn it.

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I'm taking two [bshh] breaks
right the [bshh] now.

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More at 5:00.

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Seems like the news
just doesn't care anymore.

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Not even a little bit,
my dude.

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Look, guys ...
I've learned to moonwalk.

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Ooh! Ah! Eeh!
Shamone!

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Mm-mm-mm!

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I don't know what the hell
you're doing,

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but that is not
a moonwalk.

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Stupid Horse, if you don't get
your musty ass out of the way ...

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Oh! Ah! Ooh!

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Also, Lazor Wulf got
something way cooler

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than some old-ass
moonwalking.

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And the shit
is infectious, too.

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We call it the
"Gillie-Wet-Foot"!

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Whoa. That looks almost as weird
as that one time

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that ghost
haunted my armpit.

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Ahh!

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Look, my armpit is haunted,
y'alls.

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Stupid Horse, none of that
has ever happened!

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Yet.

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Anyway, I woke up like this
and figured,

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"Lazor Wulf,
you got something here."

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I mean...
it's different.

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You should put it
on your NoiseBubble.

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Already done.

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It's actually doing better
than my usual stuff.

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Folks seem to dig it.

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Now, be quiet ...
a commercial's on.

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We now have corn
and pizza rolls.

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For an unlimited amount
of time only.

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Come get some and bring
money with you this time.

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Don't come to my store
without no money.

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I'm not playing
with y'all no more!

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- _
- What are we doing here

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right now? We should be at Esther's
eating corn and pizza rolls!

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You guys!
I can do it, too!

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Now, I'm okay
with this.

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This is truly infectious.

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And make sure that you notate
how many times

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I say the word "infectious."

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Ha! The whole world gonna
get that Gillie-Wet-Foot!

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What is this mess?

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It's "Gillie-Wet-Foot."

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Gillie-Wet-Who?
What the hell is that?

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- Lazor Wulf.
- Where?

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He better not be
in my [bshh] home!

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Bro, chill.

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"Gillie-Wet-Foot" is
Lazor Wulf's new song.

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Lazor Wulf
makes music?!

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When?
Since yesterday, man.

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He just dropped this one.
It's called "Gillie-Wet-Foot."

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See?
Bro, you got hella followers, bro.

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And he just dropped a video.

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That's my new sickness!

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Goddamn it, Wallace, how did
he get my new disease?

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[Bshh] if I know.

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My sickness leaks, and of
all the creatures in the world,

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it chose
to infect Lazor Wulf!

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Oh, I'm sorry.
Gippie-Wet-[Bshh].

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I mean, keeping it bam, bro.
He made a hit.

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It's not supposed to be
a hit, Wallace.

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It's supposed to be
a [bshh] disease!

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Look, it was an honest mistake
that I didn't make.

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So let's not dwell
on the past, man.

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Shut up, Wallace.
We have to get ahead of this.

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I can't let him take credit
for what is mine.

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Do we, though?
In a way, it's probably better

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that he caught
the sickness, anyway.

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What?! Why?!

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Right, 'cause honestly,

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if you would've dropped
that [bshh]

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I guarantee it
would've been a thud.

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Remember when you dropped
"Mugglebutt"?

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A thud.

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Welcome to
"Jamming with Jamantha."

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I'm your host,
Jamantha Carthwright.

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- Today's panel we have ...
- Let me talk, damn it!

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I'm here to talk about
my new disease

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that's going to be
launching soon.

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You're releasing
a "new" disease?

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- Is it "Mugglebutt" again?
- Hell no.

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"Mugglebutt" was a misstep.
Don't mention it again.

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If I may ask,
why are you so angry?

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I'm not angry.
I'm chill.

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Remember Bike Week
for a day?

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Well, you're here
to promote a disease.

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That seems angry to me.

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So angry.

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I don't have to deal
with this shit.

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All right,
I've had enough of this!

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Wallace,
man the camera.

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Tss.

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Let me
tell y'all something.

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There comes a time
when you bozos...

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- Yo. - ...need to be
reminded who the hell I am.

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When that time comes,
I drop a new sickness

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to give you a nice reminder.

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- Bro.
- And let me make this clear.

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This ain't no "Mugglebutt."

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This disease is gonna
shake your foundation

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and shatter your soul.

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When this is officially released
no one will be talking about

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"Gillie-Wet-Foot."

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- Thud.
- Shut up, Wallace!

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Hear me, Strongburg!

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This will have
the streets crazy.

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So...

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I just got a call
from The Streets.

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It said it'd appreciate
you not speaking for it,

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'cause it don't
know you, breh.

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- Thanks.
- The Streets said that?

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Can I get y'alls order?

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I want corn and pizza rolls
right the [bshh] now.

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I need corn and pizza rolls
right the [bshh] now!

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Anything else?

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Can I get a cup of tea
with lemon, please?

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- I want a bowl of soda, and a ...
- Lazor? Whatchu want, baby?

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I think I'll have some of this.

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So infectious.

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Seriously. Is it not?

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Hey, Lazor Wulf, also known
as Gillie-Wet-Foot,

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you definitely
got the juice.

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That's 'cause Lazor Wulf,
also known as Gillie-Wet-Foot,

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brings the party with him.

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This is cool and all,
but where in tarnations

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are my corn and pizza rolls?!

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From 4 to over 400 million
followers on NoiseBubble,

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in what feels like overnight ...
Tell us how.

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I've always said,

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"With great power
comes great responsibility."

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So I took this power
and gave y'all this art.

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You definitely just said
a group of words.

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Would you mind giving us
a performance?

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Where is the damn corn
and pizza rolls?!

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Hey, bring me
a plate of corn

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and pizza rolls
right the [bshh] now!

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Gotta show them that you not
with the games, my dude.

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Oh, we have a word
from The Streets

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calling from the streets.

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It says, "It [bshh]
with you heavy,

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and you're the only one
that understands it.

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And you're not a cornball
like God."

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He is a cornball.

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Well, I appreciate the love.

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If we have more time to talk,
we should speak about

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how we should rebrand coffee
as Angry Mud.

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Where's the camera?

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It's my disease! Not his!
It's mine!

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Can you bring it down?
You're hurting my ears.

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They're very important
to my process,

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and that's the same process
that allowed me to create

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"Gillie-Wet-Foot."

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Oh, did you?

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Wallace, hand him the papers.

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What up, Wallace?
How's deadworld?

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Bro, man. It's ... it's terrible
as always, man.

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You know God's straight
tripping, Canny.

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I gotta give you this,
though.

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Sorry, guys.

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You're suing Lazor Wulf
on the grounds

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- that this is your
intellectual property? - _

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I never see
any of this coming.

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Damn!
I'm sorry, bro.

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That's some lame-ass
[bshh], God.

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I want what's mine.

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You always gotta take things
an extra level.

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What is all this?

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A jury of my only peer ...

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Judge Judy.

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Welcome to court, you bitches.

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That's mean.

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You shouldn't call anyone
a B-I-itch.

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Boy!
Fair enough.

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Let's court.

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Tell me what's wrong,
lil' fella.

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Well,
he stole from me!

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I created that disease,
and he stole my property

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and turned it
into a song and dance!

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Who does that?!

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It's my intellectual property,
and I want it back!

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Disease?
Intellectual property?

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Now calling Dumb Horse
to the stand.

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Wait, what?

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I'm acting as your main homey,
character witness,

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and possibility lawyer?

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I don't know.
We'll see.

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Stupid Horse, wait a minute.

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- I have something to say.
- Huh?

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He just mad 'cause I took
his sickness and made it better.

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But I'm done with it.
You can have it back now.

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Lazor Wulf!

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Lazor Wulf.

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Noooooooo-o-o-o-o-o-o.

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It's okay. The angry man don't
know what he doing with it.

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That just gonna thud,
just like "Mugglebutt."

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- [Bshh] you, Lazor Wulf!
- No [bshh] you.

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- No [bshh] you!
- You know what?

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I have something I'd actually
really like to share with you.

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- What?
- [Bshh] you.

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Get to the point, dickhead.

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There's no point, man.
He can have it.

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Come on, guys, let's go home.

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Fine by me.
By the power vested in me

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by the almighty God
and Kang World Syndication,

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I declare God the winner

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and ne-e-e-w Heavyweight
Champion of the Wo-o-o-rld!

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This is bigger than
the New Jersey Booty Flu

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and Esther's corn
and pizza rolls combined.

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- How's my hairline?
- _

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It looks smashing.

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How can people eat this?
It's such a bad combination.

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Well?
God is still undefeated.

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Finally, the public will be able
to receive the real sickness.

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- Not this ...
- Back news. Check this out.

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You might want to hold on.

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_

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Oh...my...Go-o-o-d.

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Yo, bro. The Streets just hit me
back with a message, man.

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What it say?

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"Hi dee ho, God,
it's The Streets.

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Your pandemic is extremely buns,
good sir.

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This [bshh] will only be hot
in Milwaukee.

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Never mention me or my family
ever again,

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or we're [bshh]
your [bshh] up.

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Thanks!
The Streets."

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Pull the sickness, Wallace.
I'm going to bed.

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Another thud.

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That was a strange
11 minutes, huh?

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Too many things happened.

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Way too much.

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You were right, though.

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God is such a cornball.

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Aah!

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Sorry,
great homey in the sky!

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Whatever.
I'm going to bed.

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But before I go,
you should check this out.

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00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:58,260
My spinna!
That's so dope!

251
00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:01,460
Yo, it's equally as infectious
as the "Gillie-Wet-Foot."

252
00:11:02,670 --> 00:11:06,530
Ah, so dope!
How'd he do that?

253
00:11:06,570 --> 00:11:08,470
He has to teach me.

254
00:11:08,510 --> 00:11:10,810
Aah! My ankies!

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