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Yum!

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Breakfast is so the most
important meal of the day.

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Especially because we are
getting close to that due date.

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Mm-hmm.

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Have you been thinking about
what your birth plan is?

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Um, to get it out?

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No, I mean, like, how you want it to go.

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Or who you might, maybe, want
with you in the delivery room.

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Well, definitely not the
father, or my boyfriend.

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You know, twins can be so competitive.

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Right. Well, is there
anyone you would like

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to maybe share this experience with?

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Nah. I mean, I've gotten
this far by myself.

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Plus, I really don't want
anyone looking at my vag.

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Ugh, I can't believe
she's shutting us out.

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If I can't give birth, I
wanted to at least be there

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when our daughter came into this world.

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What if when we're driving
Morgan to the hospital,

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we just, like, get stuck in traffic

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and she just has to have
the baby in the car with us?

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Or, maybe, we don't go
to the hospital at all.

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My friend, Ruth, had
her baby at her house.

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On purpose?

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Yeah. Lots of women do it.

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And it guarantees that we'll be there.

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You don't ask someone
to leave their house

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when you're giving birth
in it. That's just tacky.

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Eliza, home births sound fascinating.

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Tell us about being a midwife.

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Uh, well, I like to
consider myself actually

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a spirit guide first, midwife second,

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and P.E. teacher third.

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Isn't that fascinating?

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I specialize in water birth.

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- It's very tranquil.
- Mm.

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I've had many women in
labor experience orgasm.

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And one man. That was uncomfortable.

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Ooh, an orgasm.

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I'll have what you're gonna be having.

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Colleen, stop.

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So, do you bring everything
that you need for a water birth?

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Like, I don't know, like, tarps?

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Oh, yeah, we bring everything.

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Everything.

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We can even customize the experience.

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Oh, we had a mother who
wanted to be surrounded

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by her family and friends.

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And, to my knowledge, that
had never been done before.

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Doesn't that sound super extra fun?

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Okay, you know what,
I'm just thinking here,

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but I think you should
come in and see one.

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What?

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Mm-hmm.

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Welcome.

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Welcome to our home.

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You'll notice that even
though she's in active labor,

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Sasha is in a very serene place, right?

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And please, if you
feel the need to chant

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or hum or sing, don't
deny yourself that, huh?

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Traffic on the way over
here was really crazy.

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I'm sorry, I'm so uncomfortable.

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I don't know what to say right
now. Oh, are those cold cuts?

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Mm-hmm...

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Oh, I think we're getting close.
I'm gonna do one last check.

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- Ooh.
- Okay.

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Okay. Sasha, please welcome me in.

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I need verbal consent.

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- You may enter.
- Okay, great.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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Oh. Forgot a napkin.

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Okay, Team Miracle, it's
time to get in that pool

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as one and leave as two.

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Okay, right now, tranquility
is really our friend.

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- Are we calm? Great.
- Yeah.

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Okay, great, let's do it.

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- Okay.
- This is actually kind of cool.

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Yay.

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Who knew having a
baby could be so chill?

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No!

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No!

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Colleen, you said this
would be super extra fun.

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Well, it is! I mean,
she just said, "Woo-hoo!"

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Like, is she in labor or
is she on spring break?

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Oh, the pain.

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- Matt, you're missing it.
- Nah, I'm good.

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- I can't do this.
- Yes, you can.

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Oh, my God! The pain! It's so bad.

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He's coming out teeth first!

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She's actually gonna die.
If I was her, I wouldn't...

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I would want to die right now.

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She does not want to die.

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Please kill me.

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That's the orgasm.

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I can't do this. I can't do this.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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- Get it out.
- Okay,

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- Imogen, your queen is crowning.
- Oh, God.

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There we go. Matt, Matt. Grab
a leg, okay? Get in the tub.

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- Okay.
- Oh, sweet Lord.

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, God.

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Man, that lady is in so much pain.

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I think that was Matt.

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I'm so sorry I made you watch that.

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I don't know if I can do this.

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It's okay. If you want to have the baby

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in the hospital with drugs, by yourself,

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I totally support you.

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No, I mean...

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I just don't know if
I can do this at all.

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What? Of course you can.

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Y-You're stronger than you think.

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Like you said, you've
come this far on your own.

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But what if I don't
want to do it on my own?

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Would you and Matt...

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please, maybe, just,
would you be there with me?

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Really?

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I would love that.

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We would love that.

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Thank you.

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I swallowed some of that water.

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_

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Most people appreciate them.

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Well, I'm not most people!

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Yes, you are. You are so basic.

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Oh, Sam and her friend
Jenna are really going at it.

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- Get out!
- Ooh. Here they come.

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Sam's acting insane.

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No offense. I realize
mental illness is genetic.

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Okay, so I guess you won't
be staying for dinner.

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No.

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I'll just take mine to go.

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Is she gone?

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She's outside eating her
dinner like a raccoon.

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Jenna's dead to me.

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Oh, honey, what was the fight about?

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No, Mom, I think we
should stay out of it.

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She was using my Insta to catfish boys

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into sending her pics
of their treasure trails.

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What's Insta? What's catfish?
What's treasure trails?

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There's no way I'm
spending my whole summer

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working at the pool with her again.

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Well, I think you're making
a very grown-up decision.

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God, Mom, not everything's
fodder for comment.

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Honey, maybe you can help them make up.

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No. When the moms get involved,
the daughters get pissed.

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Well, I don't know if that's true.

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You know, maybe you
don't have to comment

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on every single thing that I say.

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Oh, finally.

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No more Jenna.

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Sam is not gonna be held
back by that deadweight loser.

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I thought we were gonna talk
about our daughter's problems

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after we fooled around.

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We already did.

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That was it? I still
have my underwear on.

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Yeah. That was it. Anyway, now
Sam has her summer available,

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and she can do that
internship at the art gallery.

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Oh, I am so happy, I could do it again.

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Do what again?

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Honey, it's so good of you to
drive me to physical therapy.

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Oh!

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Oh.

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Oh, no, I've got it!

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I've got it. Here we go.

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Okay. Um...

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someone named "Mega-Bitch"

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has texted you five times.

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That's Jenna. You can delete them.

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Oh, no, no, no, I would never.

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Because I don't know how.

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I had a mega-bitch in my life once.

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Marion. She was a dear friend,

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but we had a falling out.

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A-About what?

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She copied my kitchen tiles,

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so I stopped speaking to her forever.

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Over kitchen tiles?

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It just isn't done.

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But you'd be surprised
how quickly a friend

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can go from being dead
to you to just being dead.

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I-I know because Marion's now dead.

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Wow.

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That's actually really sad.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I mean, I-I won't go into details,

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but imagine the worst thing

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that can happen to you in a garden.

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He's so hot.

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Oh, I know.

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Oh, I can't wait for
us to work at the pool.

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They told me we can refill
the condiments this year.

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Remember when we got
so random with mustard?

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That was insane of us.

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Oh, and I bought a waterproof camera

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so we can take pictures
of all the hot guys.

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- Ugh, I wish boys were wet all the time.
- Jenna.

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It's just, well, so good to see you.

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Sam, could we talk for a second?

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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I thought that you and Jenna were done.

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We were, but then Mom-Mom told
me about her super dead friend

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and it made me realize
Jenna could be stabbed

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by a deranged drifter in
her garden at any time.

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Oh.

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Tank. Drop it!

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Mom?

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Mom, I told you not to
meddle in Sam's life.

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Oh, I know you were worried
she wouldn't listen to me,

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but she was very receptive.

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No, no, it's not that.

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It's just that Jenna is a
terrible influence on her.

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And she has wasted every
summer with that dud.

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Then they finally have a falling-out,

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you come in with your
"dead Marion" sob story,

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and you-you ruin everything.

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Well, Marion was a
true and a dear friend.

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Oh, Mom, come on. She
stole your kitchen tile.

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Okay, I have heard
you say multiple times

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you're glad she's dead.

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It just isn't done.

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Honey, why don't you
tell Sam how you feel

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about her friend?

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I didn't listen to you when I was a kid,

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and Sam is not gonna listen to me.

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Sam isn't you, Heather.

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She'll care about what you say.

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What do you know?

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You think your eye cream is working.

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Oh, you know what?

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Don't waste your summer with Jenna.

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Find an internship somewhere.

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Find your passion, I just...

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I don't want you to
lose out on your dreams

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because your best
friend doesn't have any.

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You don't get it.

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- Your best friend is Dad.
- Oh...

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Oh, and Sophia!

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Do you think that I don't
know what it's like to be you?

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Hey.

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I was you, okay?

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You don't think that I liked wet boys

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- when I was your age?
- Oh, God.

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- Mom, stop!
- Huh? Hey! Hey!

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I invented liking wet boys!

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And then she made me realize

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that my skin care routine was failing.

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I told you that this would happen.

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I felt sure she would listen to you.

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Here we go.

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I need you to sign this.

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Well, what is it?

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It's an application for
that art gallery internship.

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Jenna's probably going

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to get fired from the pool, anyway.

257
00:10:34,985 --> 00:10:37,319
She told me that she was
going to tongue the guys

258
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,771
when she gives them CPR.

259
00:10:42,497 --> 00:10:44,493
She listened.

260
00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:47,796
I guess she does care what you think.

261
00:10:47,831 --> 00:10:51,917
And now, instead of
Jenna bringing Sam down,

262
00:10:52,002 --> 00:10:54,669
maybe Sam can pull Jenna up.

263
00:10:55,119 --> 00:10:57,537
Or maybe Jenna will die in a garden.

264
00:11:02,202 --> 00:11:04,124
_

265
00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:08,053
Ooh, yeah, Greg.

266
00:11:08,078 --> 00:11:09,311
- Mommy likey.
- Ooh.

267
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,711
A midday sext. Jen, you nasty.

268
00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:13,591
Oh, no, no. It's a credit card alert.

269
00:11:13,615 --> 00:11:15,415
Oh, then you just weird.

270
00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:17,417
Yeah. Greg just dropped
some serious coin

271
00:11:17,452 --> 00:11:21,051
at this store I love. Ooh,
I bet it's my push present.

272
00:11:21,076 --> 00:11:23,410
Wait, isn't your present the baby?

273
00:11:23,435 --> 00:11:25,352
No, no. It's something fancy you wear

274
00:11:25,377 --> 00:11:26,993
that reminds you of the baby.

275
00:11:27,045 --> 00:11:28,556
Oh. Well, what if you have a C-section?

276
00:11:28,580 --> 00:11:30,080
Then you wouldn't get a push present.

277
00:11:30,165 --> 00:11:32,499
Colleen, please. He already
bought it, and I'm getting it.

278
00:11:36,614 --> 00:11:37,861
Hey, you.

279
00:11:39,853 --> 00:11:41,165
Hey.

280
00:11:43,762 --> 00:11:46,262
You know, I'm-I'm not
sure what this smile is,

281
00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:47,948
but it sure beats you just staring at me

282
00:11:48,016 --> 00:11:51,684
until I apologize for
something I didn't know I did.

283
00:11:51,737 --> 00:11:53,703
Yeah, that's a different stare.

284
00:11:53,728 --> 00:11:54,844
This...

285
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,241
is a love stare.

286
00:12:00,043 --> 00:12:01,459
Yeah.

287
00:12:01,747 --> 00:12:05,115
And I-I think I see the difference.

288
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,546
Okay. Um, I'm gonna go.

289
00:12:11,581 --> 00:12:13,665
- Okay.
- Yeah.

290
00:12:13,690 --> 00:12:15,358
I'm gonna watch you go.

291
00:12:21,007 --> 00:12:24,759
Hi. Thank you so much
for babysitting Lark.

292
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,861
Mm! No trouble. No.

293
00:12:27,886 --> 00:12:29,430
Done with the windows.

294
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,933
W-Was she cleaning your windows?

295
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,434
Oh, she's play cleaning.

296
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,019
Yeah, you did such a good
job on the windows, Lark.

297
00:12:36,044 --> 00:12:37,460
Do you want to try the toilets?

298
00:12:37,485 --> 00:12:38,406
Yes.

299
00:12:38,431 --> 00:12:41,053
Yeah, don't forget your scrubby puppet.

300
00:12:41,078 --> 00:12:42,828
Oh, she's having so much fun.

301
00:12:43,301 --> 00:12:44,487
Oh, hey.

302
00:12:44,512 --> 00:12:45,613
This is nice.

303
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,123
Yeah, I was gonna say
that you're glowing,

304
00:12:47,147 --> 00:12:49,825
- but I think it's just the jacket.
- Thank you.

305
00:12:49,850 --> 00:12:51,119
It's my push present from Greg.

306
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:53,762
I mean, he didn't give
it to me, but I found it,

307
00:12:53,787 --> 00:12:56,480
and I couldn't resist sneaking
it out for a test drive.

308
00:12:56,505 --> 00:12:59,269
I wish I had one of these.

309
00:12:59,294 --> 00:13:01,418
Yeah, the only jacket
that Tim's ever given me

310
00:13:01,443 --> 00:13:03,298
is a Flonase-branded windbreaker.

311
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,300
Oh. Well, you should get one.

312
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,601
- No, really?
- Yeah.

313
00:13:06,636 --> 00:13:08,929
- Oh, God, well, then we'd be like twins.
- Yeah.

314
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,039
- Yeah. I mean, you know...
- Yeah.

315
00:13:10,063 --> 00:13:11,476
the kind of twins that would make sure

316
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,719
not to wear it on the same day.

317
00:13:12,743 --> 00:13:16,154
Oh, well, that would be ridiculous.

318
00:13:16,179 --> 00:13:18,537
Or it would bond us like sisters

319
00:13:18,562 --> 00:13:20,148
in a way that I've always wanted.

320
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,283
- Yeah.
- You're right. It would be ridiculous.

321
00:13:22,319 --> 00:13:24,485
Lark!

322
00:13:25,106 --> 00:13:27,655
Hey.

323
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,408
Thanks for watching Lark again.
I don't know what Jen said

324
00:13:30,493 --> 00:13:33,313
to our babysitter, but she's
not returning our calls anymore.

325
00:13:33,338 --> 00:13:34,754
Oh, no way.

326
00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:37,334
I bought Mom that same
jacket for her birthday.

327
00:13:38,256 --> 00:13:41,256
You-you bought Mom a jacket like this

328
00:13:41,281 --> 00:13:42,864
for her birthday? Not Jen?

329
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,813
Why would you think I
bought that jacket for Jen?

330
00:13:44,838 --> 00:13:47,827
Because Jen thinks that you
bought that jacket for Jen.

331
00:13:47,852 --> 00:13:49,205
She knows about it, Greg.

332
00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:50,489
She thinks that's her push present.

333
00:13:50,513 --> 00:13:52,581
Push present? Why would
she get a push present?

334
00:13:52,606 --> 00:13:54,156
It's our second kid.

335
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,933
What do you think? That
you push on the first one

336
00:13:55,957 --> 00:13:58,010
and the rest just fall out?

337
00:13:58,035 --> 00:13:59,949
Yeah, good point. I got to fix this.

338
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,946
Uh, why is my daughter vacuuming?

339
00:14:08,031 --> 00:14:11,178
Oh, Greg, no... come
on. She's play vacuuming.

340
00:14:11,203 --> 00:14:12,328
Yeah!

341
00:14:12,353 --> 00:14:13,844
So fun, right, Lark?

342
00:14:13,869 --> 00:14:14,750
You know what's really fun?

343
00:14:14,775 --> 00:14:16,546
When you get right under the couch.

344
00:14:16,571 --> 00:14:17,705
Yes!

345
00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:20,314
Yes! Okay, don't scuff the legs, okay?

346
00:14:24,289 --> 00:14:27,762
I am so glad that you love your jacket.

347
00:14:27,787 --> 00:14:30,852
- I do. I don't ever want to take it off.
- Yeah.

348
00:14:30,887 --> 00:14:32,687
So tell me, was it a surprise?

349
00:14:32,722 --> 00:14:34,222
Such a surprise.

350
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,808
Okay. Well, happy push gift.

351
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,203
- Thank you.
- Yeah, you're welcome.

352
00:14:37,227 --> 00:14:40,194
You know, 'cause second
babies don't just fall out.

353
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:42,854
Fall out? Fall out of where?

354
00:14:44,901 --> 00:14:46,200
Oh, look.

355
00:14:46,236 --> 00:14:48,536
You did the thing we
both agreed not to do.

356
00:14:48,571 --> 00:14:51,353
Oh, I know. God, I know. I'm so bad.

357
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,993
Oh, wow. Twins.

358
00:14:55,078 --> 00:14:56,475
That's fun.

359
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,879
That's not.

360
00:14:57,914 --> 00:15:01,358
Oh! Oh, look at us.

361
00:15:01,383 --> 00:15:04,694
We're like the Pink Ladies,
except our jackets are black.

362
00:15:04,719 --> 00:15:06,426
- We're the Black Ladies.
- No.

363
00:15:06,451 --> 00:15:08,460
Yeah, I'm gonna go get Santa hats,

364
00:15:08,485 --> 00:15:12,010
and we'll do the
Christmas photo right now.

365
00:15:12,601 --> 00:15:14,178
Clever fix, Greg.

366
00:15:14,203 --> 00:15:15,596
You just made it worse.

367
00:15:16,687 --> 00:15:19,151
What did you make worse, Greg?

368
00:15:19,176 --> 00:15:21,436
Look, I know that this
looks bad, it's just,

369
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,688
I got the jacket for
Mom first. All right?

370
00:15:23,773 --> 00:15:26,391
And I told her that she was getting it

371
00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:27,942
before I realized that you wanted one.

372
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:31,195
So you told her about the
gift before you gave it to her?

373
00:15:31,281 --> 00:15:34,351
Well, yeah, I always do, because
I worry about her and surprises.

374
00:15:34,376 --> 00:15:37,133
But not you. I don't have to
worry about you and surprises,

375
00:15:37,158 --> 00:15:40,301
which is why I got you another one.

376
00:15:40,825 --> 00:15:41,792
Check your pocket.

377
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:45,960
What? Greg. You got me something else?

378
00:15:46,442 --> 00:15:50,567
What is this? This a,
uh, this a freshener?

379
00:15:50,879 --> 00:15:51,879
Oh, my!

380
00:15:53,136 --> 00:15:56,220
Greg hid a bracelet in my pocket,

381
00:15:56,306 --> 00:15:58,097
and it's engraved.

382
00:15:58,122 --> 00:16:01,748
"To the most beautiful
mom, I love you forever."

383
00:16:01,773 --> 00:16:04,357
Oh, my darling.

384
00:16:09,509 --> 00:16:11,392
_

385
00:16:16,989 --> 00:16:18,906
Why don't you go
breathe in your own house

386
00:16:18,991 --> 00:16:21,959
and stop sprinting across the
street and eating my leftovers?

387
00:16:21,994 --> 00:16:23,444
I drove over here.

388
00:16:23,469 --> 00:16:25,236
I'm a little out of breath
because of all the steps

389
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:26,859
you got leading up to your front porch.

390
00:16:26,884 --> 00:16:28,039
There's just one.

391
00:16:28,064 --> 00:16:31,168
Mm-mm. I'm counting your
welcome mat as a step.

392
00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:33,883
When was the last time you saw a doctor?

393
00:16:33,908 --> 00:16:37,190
Well, last time I looked
in the mirror, so Monday.

394
00:16:37,215 --> 00:16:40,133
No, no, no. When was the
last time you had a physical?

395
00:16:40,512 --> 00:16:43,931
Eh, doctors don't really get physicals.

396
00:16:44,016 --> 00:16:46,934
You know, after 40, you
should get them annually.

397
00:16:47,019 --> 00:16:49,519
And if you ask, they'll
send you a postcard.

398
00:16:49,605 --> 00:16:52,356
Sometimes it's nice to get mail.

399
00:16:52,441 --> 00:16:54,191
I like getting mail.

400
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,647
Me, too.

401
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,138
I sweat through the paper.

402
00:17:02,201 --> 00:17:04,501
Feel like a giant Italian
hoagie, Mike's Way.

403
00:17:04,536 --> 00:17:06,286
Ooh, that reminds me

404
00:17:06,371 --> 00:17:08,038
what I'm gonna have for lunch today.

405
00:17:08,363 --> 00:17:09,372
Burger.

406
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:11,124
Okay. Breathe in.

407
00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:13,460
Breathe out.

408
00:17:15,980 --> 00:17:17,542
Is that, is that enough?
Or do we need more?

409
00:17:17,566 --> 00:17:19,800
- Keep going.
- Okay.

410
00:17:23,097 --> 00:17:24,048
Dr. Tim Hughes.

411
00:17:24,073 --> 00:17:25,555
What's the good news?

412
00:17:25,607 --> 00:17:27,557
Tim, it's Dr. Chilada.

413
00:17:27,582 --> 00:17:29,003
Hey, Gwen.

414
00:17:29,028 --> 00:17:31,433
We got your tests back.
I have some tough news.

415
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:32,683
You have a critical blockage

416
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:34,648
in your left anterior descending artery.

417
00:17:34,673 --> 00:17:36,590
I need you to get to the ER immediately.

418
00:17:39,214 --> 00:17:40,214
Tim?

419
00:17:42,658 --> 00:17:43,718
Tim?

420
00:17:43,742 --> 00:17:44,936
- Yeah. Uh...
- Come on, idiot!

421
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,326
Yep.

422
00:17:46,411 --> 00:17:48,245
I'm here, I'm here.

423
00:17:48,297 --> 00:17:50,534
Sorry, I'm on my way to my
daughter's, uh, soccer game.

424
00:17:50,559 --> 00:17:52,313
She's a goalie. I don't
know if I told you that.

425
00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,890
But she's got her
dad's catlike reflexes.

426
00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,005
Get to St. Joe's right now.

427
00:17:59,091 --> 00:18:01,051
I'll let them know to expect you.

428
00:18:05,514 --> 00:18:06,930
Whoo!

429
00:18:07,893 --> 00:18:09,708
What did the doctor say?

430
00:18:11,301 --> 00:18:12,102
I don't know, John.

431
00:18:12,154 --> 00:18:13,882
What did the doctor say?

432
00:18:13,907 --> 00:18:16,273
I'm not telling you a joke, you dummy.

433
00:18:16,497 --> 00:18:18,530
I'm asking about your health.

434
00:18:18,569 --> 00:18:20,777
Yeah, it's just your, uh,

435
00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:23,613
everyday critical blockage

436
00:18:23,665 --> 00:18:26,757
of the left anterior descending artery.

437
00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:28,896
You mean the widow-maker?

438
00:18:28,921 --> 00:18:30,754
What are you doing, Tim?

439
00:18:30,789 --> 00:18:33,256
You need to be in the
ER, like, yesterday.

440
00:18:33,292 --> 00:18:35,792
Sure, John, I'll just fire
up the old time machine.

441
00:18:35,878 --> 00:18:38,879
Trust me, I'm fine.

442
00:18:39,393 --> 00:18:42,194
Are you seriously eating that?

443
00:18:43,184 --> 00:18:44,134
Hmm? Are you asking

444
00:18:44,186 --> 00:18:45,635
because you know it's not mine

445
00:18:45,687 --> 00:18:47,374
or because you saw
it fall on the ground?

446
00:18:47,399 --> 00:18:48,880
This is a medical emergency.

447
00:18:48,905 --> 00:18:50,807
- Look, I'll drive you to the hospital.
- Uh-uh.

448
00:18:50,893 --> 00:18:52,275
I'm not gonna miss Sam's game.

449
00:18:52,311 --> 00:18:54,277
Doctors are wrong all the time.

450
00:18:54,302 --> 00:18:56,457
Come on, what-what are the
chances that my grandfather,

451
00:18:56,481 --> 00:18:58,064
my uncle, my dad, and I

452
00:18:58,150 --> 00:19:00,901
all have the same problem?

453
00:19:01,134 --> 00:19:02,343
Very low.

454
00:19:10,675 --> 00:19:11,609
Hey, Dad.

455
00:19:11,634 --> 00:19:13,217
Hey, there she is!

456
00:19:13,303 --> 00:19:14,886
My little soccer star.

457
00:19:14,971 --> 00:19:16,302
Oh.

458
00:19:16,398 --> 00:19:17,981
I let 12 goals in.

459
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:20,577
It's already the highest
scoring game of the season.

460
00:19:20,602 --> 00:19:21,684
And you were a part of it.

461
00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:24,271
I'm so proud of you.

462
00:19:24,427 --> 00:19:26,590
There you are out there, just...

463
00:19:26,615 --> 00:19:29,566
living your life to the
fullest, seeing the world.

464
00:19:30,089 --> 00:19:32,222
You got to get out there
and find yourself a good guy

465
00:19:32,247 --> 00:19:34,809
who treats you right and
makes you laugh, right, Sam?

466
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:37,834
Above all, he's got to make you laugh.

467
00:19:37,919 --> 00:19:39,052
Okay, Dad.

468
00:19:39,087 --> 00:19:41,411
Um, are-are you done?

469
00:19:41,436 --> 00:19:44,341
No. No, honey, I'm not done, no.

470
00:19:44,647 --> 00:19:46,843
I'm gonna be around
for a long, long time.

471
00:19:46,928 --> 00:19:48,968
Don't you worry.

472
00:19:49,046 --> 00:19:51,630
You get out there and
soccer it up, all right?

473
00:19:51,655 --> 00:19:53,233
Aw.

474
00:19:53,268 --> 00:19:54,944
Hey there, buddy.

475
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,272
Let me buy you some ice cream.

476
00:19:59,718 --> 00:20:02,301
Yes. Yes, that sounds good.

477
00:20:03,695 --> 00:20:05,340
Yeah, a little ice
cream... just what I need

478
00:20:05,364 --> 00:20:07,747
to get this pizza cheese moving.

479
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:12,035
Oh, really hard to decide.

480
00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:14,037
Well, you can have two.

481
00:20:14,122 --> 00:20:17,207
Yes! Two Choco Tacos, please.

482
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,762
Paramedics?

483
00:20:22,798 --> 00:20:24,297
How could you?

484
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:27,508
And I was gonna give you a
bite of my Choco Taco, too.

485
00:20:32,216 --> 00:20:34,560
- Tim.
- Hey, babe.

486
00:20:34,585 --> 00:20:36,466
- Oh, hey.
- Hi.

487
00:20:37,443 --> 00:20:39,880
Oh, I'm fine. They just put in a stent.

488
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,474
What were you thinking?

489
00:20:41,499 --> 00:20:43,006
He was in denial.

490
00:20:43,031 --> 00:20:44,676
Hey, I'm the doctor here.

491
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,372
I was in denial.

492
00:20:46,397 --> 00:20:48,637
But your dad saved my
life. Thank you, John.

493
00:20:48,662 --> 00:20:50,553
Yeah, I'm damn good in a crisis.

494
00:20:50,578 --> 00:20:51,638
How's Sam doing?

495
00:20:51,663 --> 00:20:55,499
Oh, she's okay. I told her her
dad was having a heart attack

496
00:20:55,524 --> 00:20:57,351
and she had to walk home.

497
00:20:57,376 --> 00:20:58,441
Dad!

498
00:20:59,065 --> 00:21:04,065
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