1 00:00:01,078 --> 00:00:04,914 It seems today that all you see 2 00:00:04,915 --> 00:00:08,152 Is violence in movies and sex on TV 3 00:00:08,153 --> 00:00:11,755 But where are those good old-fashioned values 4 00:00:11,756 --> 00:00:14,658 On which we used to rely? 5 00:00:14,659 --> 00:00:18,027 Lucky there's a family guy 6 00:00:18,028 --> 00:00:21,665 Lucky there's a man who positively can do 7 00:00:21,666 --> 00:00:23,218 All the things that make us 8 00:00:23,219 --> 00:00:24,825 Laugh and cry 9 00:00:24,826 --> 00:00:30,341 He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! 10 00:00:30,342 --> 00:00:34,342 - Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT - - www.addic7ed.com 11 00:00:38,816 --> 00:00:41,385 Ugh. I can't believe you dragged me to The Flow. 12 00:00:41,386 --> 00:00:43,387 - This is gonna suck. - Oh, knock it off. 13 00:00:43,388 --> 00:00:45,117 It's not gonna be that bad. 14 00:00:45,118 --> 00:00:46,656 Besides, I couldn't leave you at home. 15 00:00:46,657 --> 00:00:48,958 Last time I did that, the kids walked in on you 16 00:00:48,959 --> 00:00:50,861 looking at Internet corn. 17 00:00:55,633 --> 00:00:58,469 Oh, God, what I wouldn't do to that. 18 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,538 What? N-No! No, it's not even mine! 19 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:02,872 I just clicked on it! 20 00:01:02,873 --> 00:01:06,410 And c-come on, it's not like it's gay corn. 21 00:01:06,411 --> 00:01:07,877 It's gay corn. 22 00:01:07,878 --> 00:01:10,747 It was baby corn. 23 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:15,752 Hi, ladies, and welcome to The Flow! 24 00:01:18,556 --> 00:01:20,690 We'll be starting the taping in just a few minutes, 25 00:01:20,691 --> 00:01:22,559 but I wanted to come out here personally 26 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,361 and say hi to my fans. 27 00:01:24,362 --> 00:01:27,697 Let's get everyone up, up, up and dancing like maniacs. 28 00:01:54,692 --> 00:01:55,925 First down. 29 00:01:58,796 --> 00:02:00,697 Let's welcome our first guest, 30 00:02:00,698 --> 00:02:03,600 my colleague at Channel 5 and now a best-selling author, 31 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:05,402 Tricia Takanawa. 32 00:02:06,737 --> 00:02:09,439 So, Tricia, tell us about your book. 33 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,575 I understand it's been number one on Amazon 34 00:02:11,576 --> 00:02:13,109 for many weeks, long time. 35 00:02:13,110 --> 00:02:15,412 It's called Throw It Away: 36 00:02:15,413 --> 00:02:18,582 The Life-Improving Art of De-cluttering. 37 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:20,917 People nowadays own too much stuff. 38 00:02:20,918 --> 00:02:23,920 I am encouraging them to throw it away. 39 00:02:23,921 --> 00:02:26,456 Genius! So just throw everything out? 40 00:02:26,457 --> 00:02:27,657 Not quite. 41 00:02:27,658 --> 00:02:29,893 If it kindles joy, you keep it. 42 00:02:29,894 --> 00:02:32,996 But if no joy, you throw it away. 43 00:02:32,997 --> 00:02:35,499 Can I look at your phone? 44 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,133 No. Use your activity book. 45 00:02:37,134 --> 00:02:40,136 I already did all the fun ones at church. 46 00:02:40,137 --> 00:02:41,638 It's very simple. 47 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,841 I came up with it after hiking to the top of Mount Asia 48 00:02:44,842 --> 00:02:47,344 and meditating on Epiphany Bridge. 49 00:02:47,345 --> 00:02:49,313 Ah! Peter, these are Asian techniques, 50 00:02:49,314 --> 00:02:50,647 and they're new to me. 51 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:52,816 I have to buy this book, read two chapters, 52 00:02:52,817 --> 00:02:55,251 then leave it on my nightstand for a year. 53 00:02:55,252 --> 00:02:57,253 That fart was the lady next to me. 54 00:02:57,254 --> 00:02:59,255 Whatever. I'm getting that book, Peter. 55 00:02:59,256 --> 00:03:01,190 And it's for reading, not for killing spiders. 56 00:03:01,191 --> 00:03:02,459 Oh, don't worry, Lois. 57 00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:04,661 I got a better method for doing that now. 58 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:07,664 I'm really excited you're humanely relocating me 59 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:09,599 to outside your house. 60 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,436 Oh, yeah. Me and the fellas thought it was time. 61 00:03:12,437 --> 00:03:14,838 ? 62 00:03:14,839 --> 00:03:16,607 Oh, no... 63 00:03:25,483 --> 00:03:28,353 Kids! Peter! Get down here! 64 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,522 Everyone, I just read Tricia Takanawa's book, 65 00:03:32,523 --> 00:03:34,624 and it was really inspiring. 66 00:03:34,625 --> 00:03:36,626 She says that when you de-clutter your house, 67 00:03:36,627 --> 00:03:39,896 you de-clutter your mind and clear a path to true happiness. 68 00:03:39,897 --> 00:03:41,998 How about a clear path to dinner, bitch. 69 00:03:41,999 --> 00:03:45,001 So I want everyone to go through every single item you own, 70 00:03:45,002 --> 00:03:48,638 and if it doesn't kindle joy, throw it away. 71 00:03:48,639 --> 00:03:49,906 See? 72 00:03:49,907 --> 00:03:53,410 This sweater, it's okay, but it doesn't kindle joy. 73 00:03:53,411 --> 00:03:54,744 I'm throwing it out. 74 00:03:54,745 --> 00:03:56,813 Now, get to it. 75 00:03:56,814 --> 00:03:58,582 Wow, she's really all in on this. 76 00:03:58,583 --> 00:03:59,683 Well, she's searching for something 77 00:03:59,684 --> 00:04:01,351 to fill her empty life. 78 00:04:01,352 --> 00:04:02,819 You remember when she thought the solution 79 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:05,522 was putting a lemon slice in a plain glass of water 80 00:04:05,523 --> 00:04:08,192 for a "very simple kind of pleasure"? 81 00:04:11,496 --> 00:04:13,530 Ah. Perfection. 82 00:04:13,531 --> 00:04:15,665 And just the thing to wash down six Xanax 83 00:04:15,666 --> 00:04:17,868 from four different prescriptions. 84 00:04:19,670 --> 00:04:21,438 Mmm. 85 00:04:21,439 --> 00:04:24,875 Tomorrow, this will seem like a new idea again. 86 00:04:29,380 --> 00:04:31,781 Oh, my voodoo doll of Mom. 87 00:04:31,782 --> 00:04:34,784 Yeah, totally throw. It never worked, anyway. 88 00:04:34,785 --> 00:04:37,554 Ow! What the hell was that?! 89 00:04:37,555 --> 00:04:38,888 Oh. Keep. 90 00:04:45,896 --> 00:04:49,198 Box of cords that go to computers from the 1980s. 91 00:04:49,199 --> 00:04:50,567 Keep. 92 00:04:50,568 --> 00:04:53,403 $70,000 in Camel Cash. 93 00:04:53,404 --> 00:04:56,305 I should've pulled the trigger on that umbrella. Keep. 94 00:04:56,306 --> 00:04:58,908 Woody and Buzz, who definitely are not alive, 95 00:04:58,909 --> 00:05:02,479 so I can turn my back... on them! 96 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,415 Well, I guess they passed the test. 97 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:07,460 They're really... not alive! 98 00:05:08,419 --> 00:05:10,587 Peter, what are you doing up there? 99 00:05:10,588 --> 00:05:12,589 Oh, nothing, Lois. I was just making sure 100 00:05:12,590 --> 00:05:14,591 I kept my Woody and Bu... 101 00:05:14,592 --> 00:05:16,493 I knew it. 102 00:05:16,494 --> 00:05:18,595 Peter, there's nothing in your throwaway pile. 103 00:05:18,596 --> 00:05:20,630 I know. I'm keeping everything. 104 00:05:20,631 --> 00:05:23,600 - Everything kindles joy! - That can't be true. 105 00:05:23,601 --> 00:05:25,602 Even this old tin can on a string? 106 00:05:25,603 --> 00:05:27,604 I mean, what are you even doing with this? 107 00:05:27,605 --> 00:05:28,638 You're a grown man! 108 00:05:28,639 --> 00:05:30,507 Why would you possibly need this? 109 00:05:30,508 --> 00:05:32,843 If anything is garbage, this is garbage. 110 00:05:33,911 --> 00:05:35,912 Sounds like things aren't going well 111 00:05:35,913 --> 00:05:38,915 - at the Griffins. - This is why no girls allowed. 112 00:05:38,916 --> 00:05:42,220 I hate to do this, guys, but Peter's been compromised. 113 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:47,624 Oh, look, my box of ribbons I've saved from various presents. 114 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:50,460 Oh, I'm not throwing that out. That's a good ribbon. 115 00:05:50,461 --> 00:05:51,795 This is a good ribbon, too. 116 00:05:51,796 --> 00:05:53,797 These are all very usable ribbons. 117 00:05:53,798 --> 00:05:55,499 Hey, little guy. How's the sorting going? 118 00:05:55,500 --> 00:05:57,101 I'm not getting rid of my ribbons! 119 00:05:58,135 --> 00:06:01,170 I just wanted to know 120 00:06:01,171 --> 00:06:03,707 if I could borrow a ribbon. 121 00:06:11,482 --> 00:06:13,783 If you love Game of Thrones on HBO, 122 00:06:13,784 --> 00:06:16,553 you'll love Cinemax's Boob Dragons. 123 00:06:21,158 --> 00:06:24,694 Series pass. Record all. Priority one. 124 00:06:24,695 --> 00:06:27,130 Peter, that's, like, your 50th bag. 125 00:06:27,131 --> 00:06:28,565 What could possibly be in there? 126 00:06:28,566 --> 00:06:31,167 - Oh. Have you not heard? - Brian, no! 127 00:06:31,168 --> 00:06:33,202 Well, everybody's... 'bout the bird 128 00:06:33,203 --> 00:06:34,638 Bird, bird, bird 129 00:06:37,374 --> 00:06:38,508 Bird, bird, bird 130 00:06:38,509 --> 00:06:40,510 Bird is the... bird, bird... 131 00:06:40,511 --> 00:06:42,512 Wait a minute, didn't we destroy that? 132 00:06:42,513 --> 00:06:43,647 I glued it. 133 00:06:43,648 --> 00:06:46,683 "Surfin' Bird," uh, uh, uh, 134 00:06:46,684 --> 00:06:48,318 finds a way. 135 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,494 I love it! 136 00:06:58,495 --> 00:07:00,330 Perfect! 137 00:07:01,599 --> 00:07:03,701 Ah-ha-ha! 138 00:07:08,372 --> 00:07:09,706 So, Lois, what's your next 139 00:07:09,707 --> 00:07:12,241 "bored housewife seeking purpose in life" project 140 00:07:12,242 --> 00:07:13,610 after de-cluttering? 141 00:07:13,611 --> 00:07:16,345 Vegan baking? Handmade soaps on Etsy? 142 00:07:16,346 --> 00:07:18,347 Whoa. You drunk already, bro? 143 00:07:18,348 --> 00:07:20,216 What's your next fake writing project, 144 00:07:20,217 --> 00:07:22,251 a rap opera about Grover Cleveland? 145 00:07:22,252 --> 00:07:24,420 No, Lois, that would be ridiculous. 146 00:07:24,421 --> 00:07:28,124 Mine is a '70s funk musical about William Howard Taft. 147 00:07:31,696 --> 00:07:33,396 Who's the big fat president 148 00:07:33,397 --> 00:07:36,399 Whose suits look like a flannel circus tent? 149 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,234 Taft 150 00:07:38,235 --> 00:07:39,435 Right on 151 00:07:39,436 --> 00:07:41,370 Who's that presidential chub 152 00:07:41,371 --> 00:07:44,207 Got stuck in the White House tub? 153 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:47,243 William Howard Taft 154 00:07:47,244 --> 00:07:49,145 They say this cat Taft 155 00:07:49,146 --> 00:07:50,614 Is a fat mother... 156 00:07:50,615 --> 00:07:52,248 Shut your mouth 157 00:07:52,249 --> 00:07:54,150 I'm just talkin' 'bout Taft 158 00:07:54,151 --> 00:07:55,586 And we can dig it. 159 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:13,069 Ah. 160 00:08:13,070 --> 00:08:15,626 Ah, so good to be home. 161 00:08:16,273 --> 00:08:17,573 Since when do you surf?! 162 00:08:17,574 --> 00:08:20,243 Oh, I don't. I just rolled around in the sand 163 00:08:20,244 --> 00:08:22,512 and brought home this bucket of alive crabs. 164 00:08:28,252 --> 00:08:29,786 When the clutter is gone, 165 00:08:29,787 --> 00:08:32,488 the path to happiness is clear. 166 00:08:32,489 --> 00:08:35,158 Lois, you could just pee in these like a space suit, right? 167 00:08:35,159 --> 00:08:37,861 Peter... you don't kindle joy. 168 00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:39,595 - What? - I'm sorry, 169 00:08:39,596 --> 00:08:42,932 but I'm looking at you, and I'm just not feeling joy. 170 00:08:42,933 --> 00:08:44,801 What... what are you saying? 171 00:08:44,802 --> 00:08:46,435 Peter... 172 00:08:46,436 --> 00:08:49,205 I don't think I can have you in the house right now. 173 00:08:49,206 --> 00:08:50,874 You're throwing me away? 174 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:52,541 Yes. 175 00:08:52,542 --> 00:08:54,377 I'm so sorry, Peter. 176 00:08:54,378 --> 00:08:57,180 I just feel like if you don't kindle joy... 177 00:08:57,181 --> 00:08:58,715 And that's what the book said... 178 00:08:58,716 --> 00:09:01,217 You can't kick me out of my own house. 179 00:09:01,218 --> 00:09:03,119 The house that I pay for? 180 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,221 That I semi-pay for with help from your parents? 181 00:09:05,222 --> 00:09:07,156 That your parents pay for entirely, 182 00:09:07,157 --> 00:09:09,492 but I get to put the mortgage coupon in the mailbox? 183 00:09:09,493 --> 00:09:11,227 That your parents pay for entirely 184 00:09:11,228 --> 00:09:12,528 using autodraft from their account 185 00:09:12,529 --> 00:09:15,298 while I put a pretend mortgage coupon that clearly says 186 00:09:15,299 --> 00:09:17,333 "Not legal tender" into the mailbox? 187 00:09:17,334 --> 00:09:19,135 That your parents pay for entirely 188 00:09:19,136 --> 00:09:20,336 using autodraft from their account 189 00:09:20,337 --> 00:09:22,672 while I put a pretend mortgage coupon that says 190 00:09:22,673 --> 00:09:25,675 "Not legal tender" into Stewie's Sesame Street mailbox? 191 00:09:25,676 --> 00:09:27,410 That your parents pay for entirely 192 00:09:27,411 --> 00:09:29,178 using autodraft from their account 193 00:09:29,179 --> 00:09:31,514 while Chris puts a pretend mortgage coupon that says 194 00:09:31,515 --> 00:09:34,350 "Not legal tender" into Stewie's Sesame Street mailbox 195 00:09:34,351 --> 00:09:36,485 while I hold the plastic door open for him? 196 00:09:36,486 --> 00:09:38,254 That your parents pay for entirely... 197 00:09:38,255 --> 00:09:40,356 - Peter, we get it. - Okay. 198 00:09:40,357 --> 00:09:42,064 What's happening again? 199 00:09:42,065 --> 00:09:43,893 I'm asking you to leave the house. 200 00:09:43,894 --> 00:09:45,830 The house that I pay for? 201 00:09:50,901 --> 00:09:53,569 Thanks for letting me crash here, Quagmire. 202 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:55,438 No problem, Peter. I'm sure Lois'll cool down 203 00:09:55,439 --> 00:09:57,440 in a few days, and you'll be back home. 204 00:09:57,441 --> 00:09:59,876 Yeah, she'll be fine. And you won't even know I'm here. 205 00:09:59,877 --> 00:10:03,446 I mean, I need to keep up with my workouts. 206 00:10:03,447 --> 00:10:06,916 And I can't sleep unless I have Dunkirk on at full volume. 207 00:10:09,619 --> 00:10:11,722 But, yeah, this'll be great. 208 00:10:15,192 --> 00:10:17,193 Hi, kids. Do you need those hats? 209 00:10:17,194 --> 00:10:19,295 - I mean... - It's the foundation of my look, 210 00:10:19,296 --> 00:10:21,130 but we can discuss it. 211 00:10:21,131 --> 00:10:23,432 I feel like they're clutter. I feel like you don't need them. 212 00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:25,468 L-Let's just see what you look like without... 213 00:10:25,469 --> 00:10:28,237 Whoa! You kids are Legos? 214 00:10:28,238 --> 00:10:31,607 Sorry you had to find out this way, Mom. 215 00:10:31,608 --> 00:10:33,376 Oh. Hi, Brian. You're carrying clutter, 216 00:10:33,377 --> 00:10:34,911 I'll just throw it out. 217 00:10:34,912 --> 00:10:37,313 Ha! A clean house means a clean soul, 218 00:10:37,314 --> 00:10:40,216 and a clean soul is a happy one. 219 00:10:40,217 --> 00:10:41,717 That was a whole pizza. 220 00:10:41,718 --> 00:10:43,286 And I didn't even start eating it yet. 221 00:10:43,287 --> 00:10:44,720 You're surprised about a pizza? 222 00:10:44,721 --> 00:10:46,956 She threw out a whole guy. 223 00:10:46,957 --> 00:10:48,825 Yeah, Lois might be starting to lose it. 224 00:10:48,826 --> 00:10:50,960 Even her cutaways are getting a little too minimalist. 225 00:10:50,961 --> 00:10:52,395 Have you noticed? 226 00:10:52,396 --> 00:10:55,339 Donald Trump's hair is unusual. 227 00:11:00,670 --> 00:11:03,139 Oh, hey, don't use the toilet. I'm making wine. 228 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,473 Peter, you got to get out. 229 00:11:04,474 --> 00:11:06,342 The truth is I should have asked you to leave 230 00:11:06,343 --> 00:11:07,676 after the other night. 231 00:11:11,015 --> 00:11:12,949 - Hello? - Quagmire? 232 00:11:12,950 --> 00:11:14,237 Yeah? 233 00:11:15,019 --> 00:11:16,452 I can't sleep. 234 00:11:16,453 --> 00:11:18,454 So? 235 00:11:18,455 --> 00:11:20,289 I can't sleep. 236 00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:22,258 What do you want me to do? 237 00:11:22,259 --> 00:11:24,127 Will you read me a story? 238 00:11:24,128 --> 00:11:27,030 Peter, I-I'm-I'm in the middle of something here. 239 00:11:27,031 --> 00:11:29,432 - Like, maybe a Clifford? - Peter, get out of here! 240 00:11:29,433 --> 00:11:31,334 - Clifford? - No! Not now! 241 00:11:31,335 --> 00:11:33,369 Quagmire, Clifford now? 242 00:11:33,370 --> 00:11:36,473 Ugh! Just read him the story. 243 00:11:37,975 --> 00:11:40,476 "Clifford was just too big for the bathtub." 244 00:11:40,477 --> 00:11:43,212 - Isn't he big, Peter? - Clifford big! 245 00:11:43,213 --> 00:11:45,614 "So they decided to hose him in the yard instead, 246 00:11:45,615 --> 00:11:47,483 but Clifford couldn't fit through the door." 247 00:11:47,484 --> 00:11:49,152 See that, Peter? 248 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:53,556 Finally. All right, ladies, I guess we can... 249 00:11:53,557 --> 00:11:55,992 Wouldn't you know it. 250 00:11:55,993 --> 00:11:58,495 Oh, my God, they took the whole roof off. 251 00:12:06,971 --> 00:12:09,005 Everybody thinks they can kick me out? 252 00:12:09,006 --> 00:12:11,207 Well, who gets the last laugh now? 253 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:13,209 I get to sleep with all my stuff 254 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:16,180 in a storage unit on the highway access road. 255 00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:23,199 Okay, can't go to bed till you make one. 256 00:12:32,162 --> 00:12:34,198 All right, just got to make one. 257 00:12:38,002 --> 00:12:40,004 I'm going to sleep. 258 00:12:45,109 --> 00:12:47,717 Something bad's gonna happen if you don't do it. 259 00:12:48,778 --> 00:12:50,915 Meg! Chris! 260 00:12:52,349 --> 00:12:54,450 What the (BLEEP) is this? 261 00:12:54,451 --> 00:12:56,385 - I've never seen it before. - I don't know. 262 00:12:56,386 --> 00:12:57,686 Stewie, she's got your time machine. 263 00:12:57,687 --> 00:12:59,688 Well, don't drag that down the stairs or else... 264 00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:12,735 Thank God, everything's back to normal. 265 00:13:12,736 --> 00:13:14,471 Pe-tew. Gross. 266 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,874 I tell you to clean your rooms, and the first thing you do 267 00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:21,577 is put all your science projects in Stewie's closet? 268 00:13:21,578 --> 00:13:24,480 - Mom, we didn't... - Stop arguing and get rid of it. 269 00:13:24,481 --> 00:13:26,815 And give me those glasses. They're cluttering up your face. 270 00:13:26,816 --> 00:13:30,419 - I need them to see. - They're not bringing me joy! 271 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,922 You realize there are four of us and one of her. 272 00:13:32,923 --> 00:13:35,224 - If we rushed her all at once... - That's not gonna work. 273 00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:37,793 She's clearly developed the strength of the insane. 274 00:13:37,794 --> 00:13:40,663 - What did you say, Chris? - Uh, nothing. I'm sorry! 275 00:13:40,664 --> 00:13:44,333 Chris, I will not have your comic strip anger 276 00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:45,601 cluttering up my house. 277 00:13:45,602 --> 00:13:47,670 It's negative, and it ruins my joy. 278 00:13:47,671 --> 00:13:50,439 - Get it out of here! - Now you've done it. 279 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:53,776 You've made me 1930s work whistle angry! 280 00:13:57,447 --> 00:13:58,781 Shut up, Meg! 281 00:13:58,782 --> 00:14:00,683 - What? I didn't say anything. - You just did. 282 00:14:00,684 --> 00:14:02,851 Your voice... it's cluttering up my space. Get out. 283 00:14:02,852 --> 00:14:05,118 - But... - Get out of my house! 284 00:14:05,822 --> 00:14:08,857 You know, Lois, one could argue that your bra is clutter. 285 00:14:08,858 --> 00:14:11,327 Nice try, dirtbag. Leave. 286 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:12,661 Figured it was gonna happen, anyway. 287 00:14:12,662 --> 00:14:14,664 Might as well go out on my terms. 288 00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:19,703 ? 289 00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,807 I cluttered my pants. 290 00:14:24,808 --> 00:14:27,444 It did not kindle joy. 291 00:14:35,185 --> 00:14:37,186 Well, that does it. 292 00:14:37,187 --> 00:14:39,322 I got rid of all the clutter. 293 00:14:39,323 --> 00:14:41,490 I made order out of chaos, 294 00:14:41,491 --> 00:14:43,959 And it's beautiful. 295 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,363 Ah, there's even an echo in here now. 296 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,365 I'm so happy! 297 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:52,501 I'm very unhappy! 298 00:14:52,502 --> 00:14:56,205 My house is at peace, so I am at peace. 299 00:14:56,206 --> 00:14:59,408 You're all alone and sad. 300 00:14:59,409 --> 00:15:02,578 Simplicity is good for the soul. 301 00:15:02,579 --> 00:15:06,215 Your soul is as empty as this house, 302 00:15:06,216 --> 00:15:08,218 this house, this house. 303 00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:26,269 But I did what the book said. I did it all. 304 00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:29,205 Why didn't it work? Why am I still not happy? 305 00:15:29,206 --> 00:15:30,606 What have I done? 306 00:15:30,607 --> 00:15:33,871 Looks like there's only one thing left to get rid of. 307 00:15:39,216 --> 00:15:40,449 The mirror. 308 00:15:43,187 --> 00:15:45,554 - Look. Towels! - They don't even match. 309 00:15:45,555 --> 00:15:48,176 Who cares? They're still thirsty. 310 00:15:54,231 --> 00:15:56,599 She's not here. Come on. 311 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,302 Wow. Everything's gone. 312 00:15:59,303 --> 00:16:01,138 What's that? 313 00:16:02,706 --> 00:16:05,241 "Words, letters, letters and words, 314 00:16:05,242 --> 00:16:07,376 mm-hmm, mm-hmm, more words and letters." 315 00:16:07,377 --> 00:16:08,711 Chris, can't you read? 316 00:16:08,712 --> 00:16:11,247 No, I know the letters when they're on their own, 317 00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:13,282 but, you know, when they team up like this, 318 00:16:13,283 --> 00:16:16,319 I'm just, uh... I'm sort of outmatched. 319 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,621 "It was my fault, not yours. 320 00:16:18,622 --> 00:16:21,157 "I'm so sorry, and I love you all. 321 00:16:21,158 --> 00:16:22,391 "Goodbye. 322 00:16:22,392 --> 00:16:24,727 "P.S. Please throw this note out. 323 00:16:24,728 --> 00:16:26,629 It is clutter." 324 00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:28,664 Oh, my God. Where could she be? 325 00:16:28,665 --> 00:16:30,933 You don't think she killed herself, do you? 326 00:16:30,934 --> 00:16:32,601 We're gonna need professional help. 327 00:16:32,602 --> 00:16:33,969 I got to call Joe. 328 00:16:37,407 --> 00:16:38,774 Hello? 329 00:16:38,775 --> 00:16:41,677 Joe, are you in my kitchen? 330 00:16:41,678 --> 00:16:43,012 No. 331 00:16:44,013 --> 00:16:46,014 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 332 00:16:46,015 --> 00:16:48,451 Hey, Bon. 333 00:16:48,452 --> 00:16:50,018 Did they have the French bread pizza? 334 00:16:50,019 --> 00:16:52,289 Not a good time, Bon. 335 00:16:59,863 --> 00:17:02,498 Well, she's dead. It's a suicide note. 336 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,533 It doesn't actually say she's gonna end it. 337 00:17:04,534 --> 00:17:06,269 Maybe she just took off somewhere. 338 00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:08,704 I'll call Cleveland. Maybe he saw something. 339 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,774 Hello? 340 00:17:11,775 --> 00:17:14,210 Are you stealing my copper plumbing? 341 00:17:14,211 --> 00:17:15,844 - No. - What are you doing? 342 00:17:15,845 --> 00:17:17,146 Nothing. 343 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,048 Hey, Donna. 344 00:17:20,049 --> 00:17:22,485 Did you check the counter for Keurigs? 345 00:17:22,486 --> 00:17:24,236 Not a good time, Don. 346 00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:33,529 Dad, how can you be so sure Mom is at Mount Asia? 347 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,531 We cut a whole scene where we figured it out. 348 00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,234 You got to just trust me. 349 00:17:41,805 --> 00:17:43,839 Boy, feels like Rocky, huh? 350 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,842 - Huh? - Okay! 351 00:17:47,076 --> 00:17:49,078 Look! We're almost there! 352 00:17:55,151 --> 00:17:57,153 ? 353 00:18:01,658 --> 00:18:03,526 I don't even care 354 00:18:03,527 --> 00:18:06,330 that I left my phone in my pocket. 355 00:18:11,235 --> 00:18:14,036 I had too much. But then I had nothing. 356 00:18:14,037 --> 00:18:16,038 But then that wasn't enough. 357 00:18:17,341 --> 00:18:18,675 Lois! 358 00:18:19,443 --> 00:18:22,110 Lois, don't do it! 359 00:18:22,111 --> 00:18:23,412 ? 360 00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:26,249 Wait. Is this really 'cause of all my stuff? 361 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:28,584 No, Peter, don't come any closer! 362 00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,453 Please don't jump! Please! 363 00:18:30,454 --> 00:18:32,256 I love you. 364 00:18:36,460 --> 00:18:38,694 Lois! 365 00:18:53,076 --> 00:18:54,710 Feels like Cliffhanger, huh? 366 00:18:54,711 --> 00:18:56,211 Huh, Chris? 367 00:18:56,212 --> 00:18:57,580 Okay! 368 00:18:59,215 --> 00:19:00,616 - Mom! - Oh, my God! 369 00:19:07,391 --> 00:19:09,157 Lois, are you okay? 370 00:19:09,158 --> 00:19:10,583 I'm fine! 371 00:19:11,227 --> 00:19:13,228 I'm fine. 372 00:19:17,401 --> 00:19:19,234 Everything's fine! 373 00:19:19,235 --> 00:19:21,236 I was saved by garbage! 374 00:19:21,237 --> 00:19:22,505 I'm garbage. 375 00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:24,106 Everything's garbage, 376 00:19:24,107 --> 00:19:27,276 and garbage is wonderful! 377 00:19:27,277 --> 00:19:30,847 Oh, when Mommy's unstable, I feel unsafe. 378 00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:37,420 We're so glad you didn't kill yourself. 379 00:19:37,421 --> 00:19:39,422 I wasn't gonna jump, you idiot. 380 00:19:39,423 --> 00:19:41,256 I just came here to think. 381 00:19:41,257 --> 00:19:42,658 You made me lose my balance, 382 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,127 but when I landed in all that garbage, 383 00:19:45,128 --> 00:19:47,696 I realized it saved my life. 384 00:19:47,697 --> 00:19:51,634 Literally, yes, but also it saves my life every day. 385 00:19:51,635 --> 00:19:53,802 The joy that you find in everything... 386 00:19:53,803 --> 00:19:57,340 The fact that every little thing you see kindles joy for you... 387 00:19:57,341 --> 00:19:59,308 That's the right attitude, Peter. 388 00:19:59,309 --> 00:20:02,378 And I'm gonna try to have that attitude from now on. 389 00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:05,481 - I love you. - I love you, too, Lois. 390 00:20:05,482 --> 00:20:07,383 Now let's go home. 391 00:20:07,384 --> 00:20:10,218 I can't wait to sleep in my own bed. 392 00:20:24,401 --> 00:20:27,169 Oh, just leave it for now. We'll deal with it later. 393 00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:29,638 Oh, okay. Thanks, Mom. 394 00:20:29,639 --> 00:20:31,874 Yeah, that de-cluttering thing was nice for a while, 395 00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:33,809 but I definitely went overboard. 396 00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:36,679 I don't know. Somehow, an idea I got from a two-minute segment 397 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:38,747 on a morning talk show didn't bring me the life satisfaction 398 00:20:38,748 --> 00:20:40,549 I thought it would. 399 00:20:40,550 --> 00:20:43,218 On the bright side, our sparse, white living room looks like 400 00:20:43,219 --> 00:20:46,222 the John Lennon, Yoko Ono "Imagine" living room. 401 00:20:48,525 --> 00:20:51,594 We can't afford "Imagine," so just imagine this is "Imagine." 402 00:20:53,497 --> 00:20:55,263 Boop-boop, deedle-Dee, Dee-Dee-Dee 403 00:20:55,264 --> 00:20:56,699 Imagine, imagine 404 00:20:56,700 --> 00:20:58,667 No religion, nothing matters 405 00:20:58,668 --> 00:21:00,937 Everything is bad.