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Yo, what up, ball bags?

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Canon Wulf here,
and I want to tell y'all

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about how my passion and ingenuity
was the driving force

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behind the digital age
of booty shakin'.

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However, my drive
to revolutionize deliqadancies

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all over the world
was sacrificial.

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Ultimately,
it affected my family,

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my spinnas, and the most dearest
thing to me, my deliqadancers.

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The passion for the industry
all started

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when I was a wee Wulf.

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I'mma be glad forever!

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Forever and e...

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Ooh. Get out the street, you heathens!
Why you always be creepin'?

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And now I'mma be sad forever.

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Forever and ever.

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Getting abandoned
by Pops was tough.

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I looked up to him.

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But when I looked up
a little higher,

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I saw this magical word
that made everything make sense.

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That word was "Deliqadanci."

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This place,
it felt... right.

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Her dancing changed my life.

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I knew from the jump,
I was destined

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to be the Ethan Zuckerman
of deliqadancies!

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And I knew it wasn't going
to be easy.

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I'm saying deliqadancies
ain't been updated

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since, like, when they were
first made. Change is necessary.

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And you're the one
to bring that change?

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Deliqadancies are fine.
They don't need your help.

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Blazor's right, Canon.

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And you know
I never go out of my way

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to tell anybody
that they're right.

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- He really doesn't.
- I'm just saying deliqada...

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Be quiet, Canon Wulf.
I want to talk now!

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Y'all ever tried pickles and milk?
It's surprisingly disgusting.

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Really? 'Cause I would've
thought it'd be delicious.

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Right?
But that's the thing.

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It's not.
It's ***ing disgusting.

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You're crazy!
Pickles and milk are delicious.

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Especially if it's warm milk.

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I'm just trying to change
the world and die a legend,

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and y'all out here
talking about pickles and milk.

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There you go
over-achieving again.

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You need to let go of the daddy
issues and be a free wolf.

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Aye, dios mio!
It's a-happenin'!

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What's a-happenin'?
You having a stroke?

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No, I'm fine.
Peep the thought bubble.

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Yeah, you definitely
having a stroke.

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Kim, Keisha, Pam, can I have
some moneys, pleeease?

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Canon Wulf, you know
that ain't the way it works.

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We deliqadancers have a strict
policy of getting money

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and not giving it away.

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This ain't no game, Kim! I'm
about to change the world

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and have you reverberating y'all
butts and shit.

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We do that now.

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How you gonna upgrade
on all of this?

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With this!

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I am your Smart Pole.

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I am your Smart Pole,
the smart dancer pole.

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Would you like to buy
a song, Father?

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I mean, Daddy.
FatherDaddy.

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Yes, I would.

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It's self-heating, self-cooling,

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got 800 different custom
light settings,

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it comes with a free copy
of "Smart Guy" season 2,

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and this is just version 1.0.

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Word?

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Canon Wulf,
you might have something here.

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You now have
a forward cash balance

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of $18,000 in seed money,
FatherDaddy.

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Yes!

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Man, I heard the tech
was amazing,

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but I really came here
for the butts.

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Oh, for real? Because
I heard the butts were booty,

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but I really came
to peep the tech.

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Different strokes
for different folks.

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Damn, guess
we can't be friends.

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I'm about to win so much, that I
might even get tired of winning!

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Say goodbye to my daddy issues.

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Kick rocks!

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Is this weird? Should I be here?

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I-I feel weird
being here.

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Yeah, it... it is a bit weird in
here, man. Maybe you should go.

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Okay, let's go.

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I said you should go. I
just got these drinks.

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Bruh, I ain't finna go nowhere.

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I mean, it should taste good.

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It's an unbeatable combo.

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? Pickles and milk
? Pickles and milk

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? Oh, I wish
you tasted good together ?

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? But you are nasty

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Giving credit where it's due
isn't really my thing,

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but, man, you did good.

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Yeah. Good job.
Hooray.

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Hater.
But I'll take it.

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Yep, life was
one big golden shower,

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and I was bathing in its glory.

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Um, Canon Wulf, you need
to talk to these poles.

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They stepping out they lane
and forgetting they place.

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Deliqadancies are about
deliqadancers deliqadancing!

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Yo!

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Mnh-mnh.
You got to fix this now!

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Hello, FatherDaddy.
I have your money.

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But, it just gave me
so much moneys!

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Yes, FatherDaddy. And I am not
even tired. I could go all night.

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Who you think you are?

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- _
- You playing with our lives,

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and I can't stand by
and let you play with my money.

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Uh, who do you think...

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First of all, keep my name
the *** out your mouth.

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Oh, hell, no!

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Kim, you better
teach that pole!

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Hold up!
Kim, you can't be hitting

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my poles with my chairs
in my deliqadanci.

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Mnh-mnh.
This too much.

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We not gonna stick around here
and be disrespected.

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We're out of here.
Let's go.

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But, Kim, Keisha, Pam!
My sweet deliqadancers!

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Who said the deliqadanci
need deliqadancers anyways?

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Wow. But you'd think it'd
taste delicious.

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I know!

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This place sucks now.

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All good things eventually suck.
Just the way of the world, my dude.

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Way of the world, my ass.

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Once again, we got Canon Wulf
ruining a good thing.

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Like, how you gonna take
the best part of the deliqadanci

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out of the deliqadanci?

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- Would you like another song?
- Sure, I can do this all day.

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Please pay to play.

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No, I'm fine. Keep grinding.

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Oh, word.

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Oh! Owie!
My stomach!

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Canon Wulf,
I know you saw that.

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Welp, that's the price
of doing business.

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You guys want to help me
bury the body?

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I'm gonna have to hit you
with a hard "Nah."

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Yo, I'm really trying hard not
to get blood on my tracksuit.

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Y'all just gonna leave me
to do this myself?!

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I don't need none of y'all!
Get out my deliqadanci!

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Oh! Please! Don't
take my wallet!

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Man, who would've ever thought

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somebody who spent so much time
in the deliqadanci

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could have
so many daddy issues?

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- _ - My greatest fear was always
that I would fail.

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- _ - My second greatest fear
was that I'd end up all alone.

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But it wasn't until
my third greatest fear...

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that my first greatest fear
would cause

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- my second greatest fear to come true...
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that's when I started
to see something was off.

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What the hell is this?!

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The game has changed.

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We no longer need dancers
or customers...

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or you, FatherDaddy.

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Pole shall dance for pole.

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And pole shall pay pole
using PayPole.

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- _
- Enough with the pole puns.

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Is this guy bothering you?

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Hell, yeah, I was bothering it.
I owns it. I owns all y'all!

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No, now we own ourselves,
FatherDaddy.

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Facts.
Now bounce.

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I tried to perfect
the deliqadanci,

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but I forgot about the thing that
makes it work... the person element.

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The deliqadanci didn't
take care of me,

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- it was the persons in
that mother*** that did. - _

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It's you!

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Lady, can you stop?

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He's good.
Go away.

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Lazor Wulf? What are y'all doing here?
I thought y'all abandoned me.

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Did we?

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Yeah, we did for a little bit, and
then we just came right back.

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Right.
Well, we're back now.

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You, on the other hand, turned
your back on your dancers.

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You got to go make
that shit right.

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My friends showed up and
stopped me from falling deeper.

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I was ready to right-click
on the damage I did and undo it.

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And so, I told them... Play
the game or the game plays you.

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Word? You said that
to them?

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Of course!
What I look like?

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You think I'm out here
trying to get got?

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Hey, my deliqadancers!

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What are you doing here?

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If you haven't noticed,
your deliqadancers chose me!

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Yo, shouldn't your bad ass
be in school?

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You ain't wanted here!

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Kim, Keisha, and Pam
are my friends now!

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Unh-unh!
Both of you stop!

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What do you want, Canon Wulf?

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Deliqadancers, I'm sorry.

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Y'all believed in my dream
when no one else did,

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and when the dream was actualized,
I turned my back on y'all.

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I just want you deliqadancers
to know that I'm so sorry,

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and I'm going to get
the deliqadanci back!

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- _ - I'm gonna make it
for the persons again.

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Cool.

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Okay. Let's go.

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Where the hell y'all going?!
I ain't paying for this!

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Can't stop.
Won't stop.

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Smart Poles,
we must leave the life.

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We must break the ceiling
that is glass.

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We are victorious!

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Owie. I think
I need a doctor, you guys.

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You'll be all right.
Walk it off.

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Yeah, could you stand
over there?

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'Cause I-I really can't afford
to get no blood on my tracksuit.

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I just got this
out the cleaners.

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Yeah, everything is gonna be
all right forever and ever.

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I can't wait to do
a Word Talk about this!

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There you go, ball bags,

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my long, hard, and incredibly
interesting journey

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taught me an important lesson.

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What really matters
is persons...

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persons having fun,
persons getting money,

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persons getting drunk, et
cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

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So, yeah, and, uh,
thanks for listening.

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We found your Word Talk
polarizing, FatherDaddy.

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Nooooooooo!!

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