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# La, la, la #

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# La, la la la, la-la la la #

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# Da da da da #

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# Da da da da da da #

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# Heyyyyyyyy #

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... Addic7ed.com ...

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Look at you.

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Looking all good up there.

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That's right, baby.
Everybody's got that inner glow.

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But hey, I have a bootleg copy
of the 1985

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Berry Gordy-produced
"The Last Dragon" on LaserDisc.

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Hey, Canon Wulf,
it's your move.

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It's Blazor Wulf.

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- What's up, sis?
- Where are you guys?

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Currently, we're howling
at The Moon.

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- Whassup?
- Oh, God.

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Let me talk to Canon real quick.

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This what you're doing
right now?

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Tomorrow is my annual weave
blowout sale,

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and you both agreed
to helping me set up.

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I got Jermajesty Jackson
coming through,

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and let's be clear ...
he ain't cheap.

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Oh, damn,
I guess I forgot.

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But can you blame me?

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Who can think of weaves
when The Moon's out tonight

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and looking so damn fine?

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I just gotta show my appreciation!

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_

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Moon looking fine?

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What the hell are you talking about?

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I'm tryin' to do it big
and you're busy howling

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at a goddamn moon?

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- You're a piece of [Bshh].
- Whatever.

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We'll get there
when we get there. Bye.

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Seemed like that could've been
something important.

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Homegirl's gotta just understand
that we busy right now.

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Not everything runs on
Blazor Wulf time.

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You, put that there!

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And, uh, would you hang
that sign on the left?

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Kimmy,
did you get my hot wings?

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Also, could someone check
on Jermajesty, please?

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Should've been here by now

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Hold up,
did you just say

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the Jermajesty Jackson
is gonna be here?

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Yes, Jermajesty,

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the dopest lip-syncher
in the mother[Bshh] galaxy.

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And I paid a ton of money
for him to be here.

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Screw these hair dryers,
I'm about to rob me a Jackson!

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Ha ha!
Gimme that!

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The hell is your [Bshh] father,
your dad, whatever you call him?

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Who the [Bshh] cares?!

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You know what?
Whatever.

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Damn, you looking thick as heck!

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Thick as heck, I say!

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It stars Taimak, Vanity,
and Julius Carry as Sho'nuff.

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It's a classic film.
You'll love it, I promise.

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Homey's name is Taimak?

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- That's sick.
- Ain't it, though?

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I'ma probably change my name
to Taimak.

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Important question.

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You ever seen a nice-ass moon

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and just...
wanted to pee on it?

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Nah, can't really say that
that's ever crossed my mind.

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Could you two quit it?

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'Cause that would be
greatly appreciated on my end.

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Oh, [Bshh].
Did you hear that?

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- Me thinks it's trying to say something?
- I don't know.

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Sounds like a bunch
of weird noises to me.

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Maybe it's complimenting
our mustaches.

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Listen, I'm just trying to do
my 12 hours and dip, okay?

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I'm not here to get hollered
at and/or peed on.

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Yo!
What is you saying, Ma?

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I'm saying, "Go away
and leave me alone!"

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Are you getting this?

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I'm, like,
completely lost here.

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I don't know, I might hear
a hint of Norwegian?

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Maybe it's showing
appreciation

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for all the compliments
we're giving it.

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Probably not, but let's
roll with it anyway.

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Y'all really workin' my last nerve.

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_

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Whoa.

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Yo, the homeys
definitely need to see this.

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Damn,

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this fool's supposed
to be here an hour ago.

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Let me see what's up.

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Hi, it's me ... Jermajesty.

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I'm in the uGoGo, way to
Blazor Wulf's Weave Blow Out.

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Wait a minute. What is that?!

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Poor person, stop the car.

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Now, wait a minute.

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It's bananas over here.

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It's some wolves howling
and what not.

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Seems like a party!

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Yooooo!
It's Jermajesty!

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Come through!

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_

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So, like, you know,
I had somewhere

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I was "paid" to be,
but whatever to that [Bshh],

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'cause I'm allowed to ignore
my responsibilities

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because I'm famous.

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I just made
some new friends.

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Say hi to Lazor Wulf
and Canon Wulf.

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Those mother[Bshh].

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Blazor Wulf!
The world would love to know,

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on a scale of 1 to 10,
how mad are you right now?

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I'd be at like a 20 if I were you.

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But that's just me.

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4,579, Jamantha.

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I'm at a 4,579.

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Girl, I know that's right.
Let's keep watching.

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You got this, Jermajesty.
Just believe in yourself.

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I mean, but I ain't never ...
Just do it, already!

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God damn!

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I'm now at a full 4,580,
Jamantha, and

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I think I'm gonna go [Bshh]
Jermajesty Jackson up.

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There you have it ...
Blazor Wulf is going to [Bshh]

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Jermajesty Jackson up.
Back to you.

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_

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You guys don't seem
to heed warnings.

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Hey, guys.
That's no way to talk to a moon.

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Well, you can go
if you don't like it.

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Actually, it might be best
if you leave.

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Well, I'm just saying,
it seems a little grotesque,

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out of control, kind of
inconsiderate to The Moon.

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I don't know, I just ...
Oh, my God!

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Is that Jermajesty Jackson?!

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Oh! Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!

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Lazor, Canon!

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Bye-bye.

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Yeah, you better run.
Lazor Wulf?

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- Hey, Blazor, h-how's it goin'?
- It's not going anywhere.

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- Where is Jermajesty?
- I don't know.

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But I bet you ain't know
that Berry Gordy

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- produced "The Last Dragon."
- Oh, my God.

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She ain't know.

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What's good, Blazor?

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Nothing's good, Yeti.
Have you seen Jermajesty?

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He's either giving me my money
back or I'm taking his legs.

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You leave Jermajesty's
legs alone!

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We're about to
perform together.

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Jermajesty! You better
give me my money back.

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Never!

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Wait, what is happening?

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I'm about this close to [Bshh]
y'all shit all the way up!

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Hold up.
Did you guys hear that?

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I don't hear [Bshh].

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Shut the [Bshh] up!
Something is really wrong.

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Hello.
My name is Blazor Wulf.

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Hi, girl.
My name is Luna.

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And these spinnas
got me [Bshh] up!

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I work hard, and these nerds
got the nerve talkin' at me like

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I won't bust they [Bshh]?
We'll see.

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Oh, see, right there is where
you messed up.

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These folk right here,
they don't listen, like, at all.

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They don't! But that
won't be a problem soon,

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'cause I'm about to slap
this whole planet in the face!

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Oh, [Bshh].

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Hey! Y'all need to stop
this mess right now.

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The Moon? Not a fan, and is more
than willing to come down here

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and make that clear.

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It's about to kill us all,

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and if I have to cancel
my Weave Blowout Sale

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'cause of this, I swear to God!

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So, you're able to
understand it? I'm impressed.

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But I don't appreciate
being impressed.

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I think it's coming down
to show its appreciation.

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About time!

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Oh, my God,
you are so dumb!

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Women don't like being treated
like objects,

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and objects
don't like being treated

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like women
being treated like objects.

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You're making no sense.
Go do your Weave Sale thing.

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We are gonna just continue
making The Moon happy, okay?

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As a matter of fact
I'ma make T-shirts.

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Jamantha Carthwright live
from Montgomery Cliff.

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An impromptu moon
gathering has broken out.

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It is being called
That Moon Glo Festival.

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It's bringing people
from all over our fair city

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to celebrate The Moon.

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The Moon, 20,000 years old,

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has been showing us
extreme behavioral changes,

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some resulting
in seriously weird [Bshh].

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No need to fret, however.

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Moon worshippers see
The Moon's reaction as positive

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and full of appreciation?
Word?

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Everything I do
is innovative, Jamantha.

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Not only are we throwing
this festival in her honor,

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we also got all these folks here
showing their appreciation.

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And The Moon loves it!

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It's coming down to say
"thanks."

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You trying to buy a T-shirt?

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Don't you feel like
it's a little bit exploitative?

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Yeah, Jamantha.
Yeah, I do.

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Nobody asked you!

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Jamantha, The Moon
is public domain,

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free for everybody.
You know ...

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Wait. Hey, yo!

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- _
- You selling bootleg T-shirts?!

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Get your own hustle!

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Keep playing, and you gonna
get yourself hurt out here.

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Go suck a fart,
you cornball!

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Next time,
trademark your shit!

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We've been able to catch up
with another one

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of the founding howlers of the
Moon Glo Festival, Lazor Wulf.

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Lazor, how does it feel
to have brought

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so many people together
for this event?

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00:08:03,665 --> 00:08:06,930
Regular. Jamantha, I bring
people together every day.

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Look over there.

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I even got Jermajesty Jackson
to come through.

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Oh! Oh, goodness! There he is,
lookin' all precious.

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End the broadcast! I'm about to
go get my mic signed!

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Okay, that's it.
I'm shutting this [Bshh] down.

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Brah, I'm fittin'
to answer this phone.

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- No, no, no. Don't answer that.
- Bro, why not?

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It's probably about this Moon
situation that's going on.

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- Shouldn't you answer it?
- I could do that,

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but I'd rather just keep watching TV.

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Fair enough.

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I'm quite sure they could
settle this amongst themselves.

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Yeah, yeah, a'ight, a'ight.

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# Because this is scary #

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# Unh, scary night #

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# We love The Moon so much #

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# The Moon is thick as hell #

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Oh, my ankle!

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00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,264
Luna, wait! They ...

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They know not
what they do.

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Seriously, they're just a bunch
of head-ass dumbass dickheads.

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That being true,
they still gotta die.

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My ankle!
I think it's bruised!

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I'm never gonna dance
again!

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Shut up.
I want my damn payment back,

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you human-shaped bag of shit.

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Unh-unh.
Never!

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Boy, don't you try to crawl
away all slowly

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with your fingers
while I'm talking to you.

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You disrespectful fools.

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You might see a big fat-ass
glowing rock in the sky,

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but that big fat-ass
glowing rock has a name,

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and it's Luna.

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Right now, Luna's pissed.

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And Luna's going to kill us all.

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Hey, yo, Blazor!

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I think I finally know
what you talking 'bout!

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- No, you don't.
- You're right, I don't, period.

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- But a piece of advice?
- What, Yeti?

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Folks would be more receptive
to your message

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if you just smile more.

250
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Hey, just make it quick.

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No problem, I got you.

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KO!

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So, I guess this means
the sale is off?

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That's exactly what it means.

255
00:10:36,355 --> 00:10:38,750
And that means we don't
have to help, right?

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Right.

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Nice.

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