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# La, la, la #

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# La, la la la, la-la la la #

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# Da da da da #

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# Da da da da da da #

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# Heyyyyyyyyy #

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... Addic7ed.com ...

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How does Gallant
stay getting clowned

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by someone named Goofus?

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Like, who the [Bshh]
is Goofus?

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All right, God, we're almost done ...

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just as soon as we complete
your stress test.

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No need for that, Doc.

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My stress levels are exactly
where the [Bshh] they should be.

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I feel like I keep
having to reiterate this,

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but you know I'm not
a real doctor, right?

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Well, the machine says

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that you got no chill,

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so you basically
got to relax.

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I hate to break it
to you, bro,

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but you know
Dr. Frasier's right, man.

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You really lack
an extreme amount of chill.

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My name is Kelsey ...
Kelsey Grammer! I'm a ...

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Yeah, that's good.

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My name is Kelsey ...
Kelsey Grammer!

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I'm just an actor.
God damn it!

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I've been here for three days,
and I ...

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Both of y'all can
shut your dumb asses up!

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- I invented chill.
- Did you? For real?

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'Cause, uh,
last time I checked,

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you got, like, half an eternity

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of unclaimed vacation days
stacking up.

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Oh, no wonder you've got
such a poopy personality.

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The dead boy is right.

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You need a vacation
as much as I need to go ...

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You want to see chill?

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Frasier Crane,
I'm-a show you chill.

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I'm declaring it
Bike Week For A Day.

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I'm turning
all of creation

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into Mutumbo Beach,
South Carolina.

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When I vacation,
the whole damn world vacations.

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You feel me?

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Please, just let me go home.

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_

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Jamantha Carthwright here,
with God.

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God, could you say a few words

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about why you made
today a holiday?

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Hell no!
I'm on vacation.

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And so are you.

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This is Jamantha Carthwright,
signing off.

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Have a great Bike Day, and
don't forget to keep it... bikey?

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Who writes this [Bshh]?!

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# Vacation!
All this horsey wanted #

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# Oww! Vacation #

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# Gonna b-b-b-bike,
b-b-b-b... #

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Hey, Stupid Horse.
You ever experience traffic so bad

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that it just makes you
want to die?

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# B-b-b-bike, b-b-b ... #

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Yes, I have.

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- Really?
- Just playin'.

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Anyways,
the whole world is on...

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# Vacation #

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# A true gift
from Go-o-o-o-o-d #

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Nothing is ever
a gift from God.

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You still stressing that [Bshh]?

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Of course I am.

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I'm supposed to be
the only bike rider in town.

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That's always
been my thing.

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Young King Yeti,
today is your birthday,

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so it's time for you
to leave home

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and make your way
about the world.

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Ah, but,
Father King Yeti,

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I'm, like...
9 years old, my dude.

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Truth, but me got you
a bike, though.

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See it?

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With this,
you make your impact.

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This is your ting!

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Take it and go.

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Bidi-bidi-bye-bye!

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Never let anyone
take your ting.

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Now, seriously,
get the [Bshh] off me property

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before me call the cops.

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Be safe, me son, okay?
Bidi-bidi-bye-bye!

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Well, spinna,
they everybody's thing now.

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Ol' bucket head in the sky
made it that way.

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How am I supposed to
compete with that?

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I mean, I don't know.
Am I supposed to?

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Is that my job now?

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Should I add
"Helping Yeti reclaim bikes"

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to my itinerary?

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That's exactly what I must do.

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I have to reclaim what is mine.

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That's great!

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Trying to enjoy my day off,

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and spinnas out here wanting me
to be they therapist.

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I'm all for
taking the day off,

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but being forced to not work
is even worse than working.

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Which I also don't do.

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Dude, give it a rest!

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That's exactly
what He wants me to do,

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and that's exactly
why I refuse to do it.

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So what you gonna do,
my dude?

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Go out and go
get yourself a gig?

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Psh! Trippin'.

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You Goddamn right
that's what I'm-a do.

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Ha! You know having a job
is not in your capabilities.

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I used to not be capable,
but that was today.

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This is tomorrow.

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Not only
is this Esther's line

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now too damn long
and too damn hot,

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now I'm craving ice cream.

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I don't got no time
for an appetite right now, man.

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I'm just gonna go
do some tricks.

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Good for you.
I'm-a go and get a Dikembe Pop.

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_

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So beautiful.

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_

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We saw your moves,
Yeti.

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You're like the Countess Vaughn
of 10-speeds.

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Only you
deserve to ride.

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King Yeti, you are
the king of all bikes.

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Wow. Your tricks seem to be
resonating with these little shits.

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Exactly!

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It's ... It's, like,
resononatin' with our mind

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and our third eyelashes and [Bshh].

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Wallace,
look at these [Bshh]heads!

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Live strong,
shit peddlers!

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Are you really mad at people

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for celebrating a holiday
that you made?

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Yyyyyyyyep.

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I-I-I don't know,
man.

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Maybe you're just not meant
to be chill, bruh.

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Shut up, Wallace!

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Can't let you in, sir. I'd appreciate
it if you just kept it moving.

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- Says who?
- Says me ...

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Top Flight Security
of the World.

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Now go away.
I got a job to do.

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You're supposed to be
taking today off!

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No,
you're supposed to.

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Like I said, I have
a job to do, so bye.

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This fart noise of a doorman

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is trying to Chevy Chase me
on my vacation!

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Who the [Bshh] is Chevy Chase?

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Also, you really
should calm down.

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Remember what
the doctor said, man.

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I know!

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Do me a favor
and check the list.

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And your name, sir?

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Keep playing with me.
I'll curse you, boy.

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I'll make everything you eat
taste like...mayonnaise.

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Go ahead. I was getting bored
of eating, anyways.

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That ain't chill, man.

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You know that [Bshh]
ain't chill at all.

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_

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Hey! Wallace!

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Man, I ain't seen you in
a minute. How's Dead World?

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Yo, I'm gonna keep it a buck
with you, Canon.

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Like, the Dead World...

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is pretty terrible.

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Yeah, I can imagine.

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So, why y'all not in the Cluuuurb?

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Spinna, who you think?

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Your own brother ...
Lazor Wulf.

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Lazor Wulf?! What?!

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Stop talking around me
like I'm not here!

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Your jackass brother
won't let me in.

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Nah, son.
I got you. Come on.

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Sorry.
No cannons allowed.

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For real?
Lazor Wulf, it is me.

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Look, I apologize
for the inconvenience, sir,

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but until I clock out, being
Top Flight Security of the World

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is thicker than blood.

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- You power-trippin' right now!
- Nah, you right.

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Abusing power is my favorite
part of the job by far.

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- Hat is pretty cool, too.
- Enough! The hell with this!

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The Clurb is wherever I say it is!

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And tonight, we take it to church.

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Nobody? Nobody wanna praise me?
Not right now?

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Well, I say we party right here.

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Are you not entertained?

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Y'all dare to clown the Lord?!

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Bruh, they not clownin'.

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They're cheering.

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Oh. Good.

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Continue to cheer me.

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All right.
Enough of this.

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I can't be letting y'all
have fun before the function.

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It's not allowed.

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Now, the rest of you
aren't getting in,

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and it's all
Big Head's fault.

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Hey, Wallace, what is going on?

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Why have they stopped
cheering me?

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And why ain't that crowd
riding their bikes?

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His tricks is just so beautiful, man.

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It's, like, resonatin'
with my soul and shit.

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That spinna's
truly the king of bikes!

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This bike-riding Bigfoot
really got people out there

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burning their bikes
and rejecting Bike Day!

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I'm King Yeti,
king of all bikes.

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Can you believe this attention whore?

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All hail me now.
All hail the king of the bikes.

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Let us celebration coronation
by going to the Clurb.

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It ain't happening, people.

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Y'all don't need to go home,
but you need to go home.

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Mmm! I was enjoying
a delicious Granny Smith apple,

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and I heard
some commotion.

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Who are you,
and what's this fuss about?

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I'm Top Flight Security
of the World for this Clurb.

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Mmm!
You're adorable.

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But you not anything
for the Clurb,

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you stupid [Bshh].

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I would know
'cause I owns it!

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I mean, I think
it's pretty obvious I work here.

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I did send in
an application.

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You did, but you don't have
the job till you've been hired.

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Mm-hmm!

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This apple ...
mm-hmm-hmm!

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Want a bite?

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- That sounds like a scam.
- Scam?

219
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I am just your everyday
Granny Smith-loving Clurb owner.

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Now, everyone
vacate the area

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before I call
the Woop-Woops.

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So, you calling the Woop-Woops?!

223
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Good! 'Cause there's about to be
a crime scene!

224
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Calm down, man!

225
00:09:04,375 --> 00:09:07,340
Like, why don't you just try
killing them with kindness, man?

226
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You know what, Wallace?

227
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That is a great idea.
Back in the B.C.,

228
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I would have turned
all you asshats into salt,

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but because I've learned
to be chill,

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everyone gets a gift today.

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Think of me as your
modern-day Oprah Winfrey.

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You get a car!

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You get a car!

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And you get a car!

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- On that note, time to clock out.
- Great idea.

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Oh, my God, how was my day off

237
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gonna be more stressful
than my actual workday?

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Ooh, that's nasty.
You need a doctor.

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Fixed!
You're welcome.

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With this flashback, I will
remind you to make an impact.

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This is your ting!
Bidi-bidi-bye-bye!

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Yo, get out my way, man!
Got to save my homey.

243
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An important lesson was learned today.

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- I learned that ...
- Hey, you! Asshats!

245
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It's me ... Stupid Horse.

246
00:10:07,605 --> 00:10:08,700
Y... Y-You're not asshats.

247
00:10:08,735 --> 00:10:10,800
I was trying a new thing,
you know?

248
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Finally made it, though.

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Time to hit the ...

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Nah. I'm hungry.
I'm going to Esther's.

251
00:10:15,775 --> 00:10:16,810
Now, that's a good idea.

252
00:10:16,845 --> 00:10:18,410
- Yeah, let's bounce.
- Yes.

253
00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:20,350
Now that I've reclaimed all bikes,

254
00:10:20,385 --> 00:10:23,110
it's time for me to go
reclaim my appetite.

255
00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:25,580
Well, since I'm here...

256
00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:30,390
# I might as well
check out the Cluuuuurb #

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00:10:30,425 --> 00:10:33,330
Don't nobody tell me
I can't get in the Clurb!

258
00:10:33,365 --> 00:10:35,430
I am the mother[Bshh]
Clurb creator!

259
00:10:35,465 --> 00:10:39,700
Anyone who steps in the Clurb
is gonna pay the price.

260
00:10:39,735 --> 00:10:42,600
Hey, homeys!
Stupid Horse has arrived!

261
00:10:42,635 --> 00:10:45,300
Y'all mind if I get down
on the dance floor

262
00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:49,410
like Nick Cannon
and wiki-wiki wild out?

263
00:10:49,445 --> 00:10:52,780
And you... get a plane.

264
00:10:53,015 --> 00:10:59,480
# And this is what I get
for comin' to the Clu-u-rb #

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# Cl-Cl-Cl-Clurb,
Cl-Cl-Cl-Clurb #

266
00:11:01,425 --> 00:11:04,320
# Cl-Cl-Cl-Cluuuurb #

267
00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:08,990
My ankies!

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