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# La, la, la #

2
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# La, la la la, la-la la la #

3
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# Da da da da,
da da da da da da #

4
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# Heyyyyyyyyyy #

5
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... Addic7ed.com ...

6
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You got this, man.
Just one more.

7
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Done! Next!

8
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Canon Wulf, that's 103
mozzarella sticks in an hour.

9
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You never fail to impress me.

10
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It was actually
seven minutes, my dude.

11
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I've never seen anything like it.

12
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Hey, I need 103 more sticks.

13
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I'm going to the bathroom,

14
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but don't y'all dare think
about me going to the bathroom!

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Mozzarella
sticks with the comrades.

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That's what life is all about.

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# It's me,
Stupid Ho-o-rse #

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Oh. Hey, Stupid Horse.

19
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I thought I'd come to Esther's
to grab some food.

20
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You know I love to get
some salad on the Cobb

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with the
# homies! #

22
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Well, the homies
thought you were busy.

23
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Well, you'd know my schedge

24
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- if you accept my calendar invite ...
- Put that thing away.

25
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You know I don't mix food
with my technology.

26
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It's common knowledge.

27
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Aw! Snap!

28
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We got the mozzarella sticks
# on deck! #

29
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They don't always agree
with the ol' hamsteroids, but...

30
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Now, why'd you have to go
and do that, my dude?

31
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Hey, what are you doing?
Those are Canon Wulf's sticks.

32
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So?

33
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There are like
102 of em.

34
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He's not gonna notice.

35
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Yo, what the...

36
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Stupid Horse.
Hell you talkin' 'bout?

37
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Stupid Horse
ain't even here!

38
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Uh, hello!

39
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I'm ... I'm
sitting right next to you.

40
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You live up to your name
more and more every day.

41
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Look, it's just one ...

42
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Ah, come on!
It's your boy!

43
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# Ooh-hoo! #

44
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Stop it, Canon Wulf!

45
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Daaaah!

46
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Look at what you did,
Stupid Horse.

47
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Me?!

48
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You just tried to kill me!

49
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Ask me if I'm sorry!

50
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Great.
Now I can starve to death.

51
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Y-You're being a bit dramatic.

52
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There are plenty
of other places to eat.

53
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Let's go to that place,
um...M.C. Donald's.

54
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Now, y'all know that I'm allergic to
everything that's not from Esther's.

55
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Remember that one time
I tried to eat somewhere else?

56
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Don't like it.

57
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Being picky doesn't make you
allergic to other food.

58
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Take it up with my doctor.

59
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O-M-G-O-D!

60
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You are dying.

61
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Face it, Stupid Horse ...
Esther's is gone.

62
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Time to go home now
and die.

63
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Aw, man! I don't know how
this is my fault,

64
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but I gotta
fix it somehow.

65
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# Are you there, God? #

66
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# It's me, Stupid Hor... #

67
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Ohhh! LaserDiscs.

68
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Hey, Wallace.
Call the FoodGoGo.

69
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Where the [Bshh]
are you?!

70
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Hey, God.
I, um...I got your food.

71
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And I should be there
in like, the, uh...estimated

72
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25 to 85 minutes?

73
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[Bshh]!

74
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Oh, and yeah ...

75
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it's burnt up pretty bad.

76
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And it's cold.

77
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Wallace,
what else do you want?

78
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And don't say
"Mediterranean."

79
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I'm tired
of eating falafels!

80
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Are you ready?
Let's go.

81
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# Vanilla,
chocolate, strawberry #

82
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# Thick-ass for you,
thick-ass for me #

83
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# My thick-ass shakes
come in one size #

84
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# It's large, no compromise #

85
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# My name is Esther,
and that's #

86
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# One thick-ass shake #

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Ahh.

88
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Go on.

89
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Smile while you making
that thick-ass shake.

90
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Rewind it,
then burn it.

91
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No ... it's one of
Esther's training videos,

92
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all on LaserDisc!

93
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There's a whole box
of 'em!

94
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"Wok Tok,"
"Makin' Jamaican Bacon."

95
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And look! There's one
on # mozzarella sticks!

96
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Oh, shit!
For real?!

97
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I mean...
man, [Bshh] mozzarellas.

98
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What are you
getting at?

99
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I'm rebuilding Esther's ...
right here.

100
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Nope. I won't let you
rebuild Esther's in my house.

101
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This is my house,
though.

102
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Y'all just came over one day
and never left.

103
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It don't matter
if it's my house,

104
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Lazor Wulf's house,
or Canon's.

105
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The point is, there will
never be another Esther's.

106
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Besides, we got
Lazor Wulf's death to plan.

107
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What is this [Bshh]?

108
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I'm hosting
my own Future Death Party,

109
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and it's gonna be the most good.

110
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Don't be late. I can already
feel death's cold grip.

111
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Hang in there, homey.

112
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I will do
everything in the present

113
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to stop you from dying
in the future.

114
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In a world where
Stupid Horse saves Lazor Wulf...

115
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Whew!

116
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Man, this is gonna be
a really good movie.

117
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Lazor Wulf! I did it!

118
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Mm, did you really?

119
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I've seen way better replicas
of Esther's.

120
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Now, quit this charade
and let's celebrate

121
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my future death.

122
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This is for the dead ...
well, dying homey.

123
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Welcome to Lazor Wulf's
Future Death Party.

124
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Finally time
to die partying.

125
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Just wait until
you try the food.

126
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You're gonna love
my Spanish tapatas.

127
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That's Spanish
for "tapata."

128
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Customers?!

129
00:05:05,140 --> 00:05:06,980
I will not feed
all these people!

130
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They ain't here
for you.

131
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They here for
the Future Death Party.

132
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Come on in!

133
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Oh, damn!

134
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I...wish
I could be there.

135
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Yo, my man, is this the line
for the new Esther's?

136
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Well, is it?

137
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Answer me, mother[Bshh]!

138
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They got cake
with bones in it?

139
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Bruh, they got
the Dancin' Ladies?

140
00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,099
Man, I wish somebody
would've thrown

141
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a Future Death Party
for me.

142
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Shut up, Wallace.

143
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Why is it the only time
people call my name

144
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is when
they're in trouble?

145
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Change my name ...
to Taddrick or Maurice.

146
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You might could actually
pull off Taddrick.

147
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You better not tell me

148
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that Thai Food Tanic
was destroyed, too!

149
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Actually,
Esther's reopened.

150
00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:49,520
And I'm waiting for
your first order right now.

151
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Well, hurry up!
I'm hungry, God damn it!

152
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Wallace, if my food ain't here
in the next 20 minutes,

153
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I'm-a make you write
an angry letter.

154
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And I'm switching
to Dork Dash!

155
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Hey, yo,
Dumb Horse!

156
00:06:04,940 --> 00:06:06,640
We ain't got
our thick-ass shakes yet.

157
00:06:06,675 --> 00:06:08,770
Okay, okay, two thick-asses
comin' right up

158
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And ooh!
You said "ass"!

159
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I'm tellin'
your daddy.

160
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Where ... Where is
your daddy?

161
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Go get my damn shake.

162
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# Yo-ho-ho-ho! #
Lazor Wulf!

163
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Can't you see I'm talking
to Battle Ham, Stupid?

164
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I find comfort in your words,
my dear friend. Be well.

165
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Look, homey!
I just made you ...

166
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You didn't even try it.

167
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The facts are that
you can't replicate Esther's.

168
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Now be a real friend
and stop trying to save my life.

169
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It's time to celebrate
my future death.

170
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Go find a pair of goggles.
The light show's about to start.

171
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Oh, but...I can't.

172
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I forgot I gotta
save you and [Bshh].

173
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Accept my fate.

174
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A-hem!

175
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Doofus Horse...
thick-ass shakes?

176
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- We need some thick-ass shakes, too!
- I need some thick-ass shakes.

177
00:06:53,050 --> 00:06:54,980
Uh, service!
Excuse me? Garçon?!

178
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Coming!

179
00:06:55,820 --> 00:06:57,289
I promise, Lazor Wulf ...

180
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I will not...

181
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let you die.

182
00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:02,029
Yeah. I'm on the way.

183
00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:04,060
All right, Yeti,
let's start this light show.

184
00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,530
I'm about to turn this party
up a notch.

185
00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:08,999
Stupid Horse.

186
00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,870
What?
Who...said that?

187
00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:13,340
- Over here.
- Esther?!

188
00:07:13,370 --> 00:07:15,340
# Give it a rest,
put down the thick-ass shake #

189
00:07:15,370 --> 00:07:17,610
# You cannot do
what you think you can #

190
00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:20,610
That's where you're wrong.

191
00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:24,010
Look ... I made
shrimp scampi.

192
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# You may be proud
of your skramp scampi #

193
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# But it'll never be #

194
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# Like my great-grandpappy's
skramp scampi #

195
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You know what, Esther?

196
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[Bshh] you,
your old-ass great-grampy,

197
00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:35,690
and his stupid-ass
skrimp scampi.

198
00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,559
Name?

199
00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:41,929
Montell Jordan.

200
00:07:41,930 --> 00:07:43,800
But you call me
Stupid Horse.

201
00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,900
Neither are on the list.

202
00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:47,640
You have
got to try this.

203
00:07:47,670 --> 00:07:49,239
It makes you talk weird.

204
00:07:50,310 --> 00:07:52,880
This is most bizarre.

205
00:07:52,910 --> 00:07:54,349
What strain is this?

206
00:07:54,350 --> 00:07:55,579
Look at him!

207
00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:57,680
He's actually
starving to death!

208
00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,179
You don't think
I know that?!

209
00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:01,480
This how I fake-cry for real.

210
00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,720
Don't you ruin this for me.

211
00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,019
Are you for real?!

212
00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:06,860
Lazor Wulf ain't
the only customer, you know.

213
00:08:06,890 --> 00:08:09,190
If I do not get my thick-ass shake...

214
00:08:09,230 --> 00:08:12,730
Not only is my friend dying
and I'm missing his party,

215
00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,600
but you buggin' me
about thick-ass shakes?!

216
00:08:15,630 --> 00:08:17,199
I don't care about you!

217
00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,739
Go away!

218
00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:20,970
You going to wish you cared.

219
00:08:22,910 --> 00:08:24,970
God's gonna kill me.

220
00:08:25,010 --> 00:08:26,079
Yep!

221
00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,950
This party makes me, like,
not be sad that you're dying.

222
00:08:30,980 --> 00:08:32,780
Yo, at first, I was,
like, real perturbed

223
00:08:32,820 --> 00:08:34,079
about your future death
and shit,

224
00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,020
but this party is tight,
so now I'm not.

225
00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:38,920
"Perturbed" ... meaning
"anxious and/or upset."

226
00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:42,990
A-perturbed.
Thanks, bro.

227
00:08:43,030 --> 00:08:45,330
This is pretty perfect,
now that you mention it.

228
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,200
I'm thinking about
dying like this every weekend.

229
00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,199
All right,
here we go.

230
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,570
Uh, one cup bananas
and, uh, two cups allspice...

231
00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:58,470
# This again?
I thought I told you #

232
00:08:58,510 --> 00:09:00,380
# Your pad Thai
tastes like my... #

233
00:09:00,410 --> 00:09:02,049
Esther, stop.

234
00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:04,180
# You may be right,
but in the end #

235
00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,820
# You cannot save
yo' best friend #

236
00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:09,250
Shut up! Shut up!!
Shut up!!!

237
00:09:09,290 --> 00:09:12,150
Shut uuuuuuup!

238
00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:18,930
You did your best,
and that's good enough for me.

239
00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,900
# Whoo, hoo, hoo!
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo! #

240
00:09:21,930 --> 00:09:24,170
Damn it, man.
What now?

241
00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:26,370
I got all your favorite foods.

242
00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,399
This again?

243
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,739
I'm two seconds away

244
00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:30,770
from writing you into my will
just to take you out.

245
00:09:30,810 --> 00:09:33,910
Hey! I'm giving
this place a terrible review!

246
00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,680
You are a disgrace
to Esther's name

247
00:09:35,710 --> 00:09:37,610
and her shakes
with the thick ass!

248
00:09:37,650 --> 00:09:39,550
Also, let's kill
Stupid Horse.

249
00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,779
Eh, at least
she got my name right.

250
00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,260
Look, just try
one bite.

251
00:09:47,290 --> 00:09:49,420
I promise if it's not
just like Esther's,

252
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I'll come and join
the Future Death Party

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and help you die
in peace.

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Fine.

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00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,429
Only because
I need to future-die

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with a clear conscience.

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I will try it,
but I won't like it.

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I like it.
I'm back in the life game.

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00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:06,340
Party's over.
Now get the [Bshh] out my house.

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00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:08,510
Man, we came to party
till you died.

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00:10:08,550 --> 00:10:09,809
This some bullshit.

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00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,110
You telling me
I spent $1,700

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on a Gabonni outfit
for nothing?

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00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:15,319
That's exactly
what you did.

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00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,390
Now shut up and get out of my way.

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Speak, FoodGoGo!

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Got your food.

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I'll be there in, um...

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00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:24,959
So, how do I get to you?

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Take that, FoodGoGo!

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00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:32,530
But I'm not
FoodGoGo.

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You made your choice!

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He forgot
the mozzarella sticks!

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00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:39,679
Yeah, I did.

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No mozzarella sticks?!

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FoodGoGo!

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Here's to my life.

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Boooooooooooyyyyyyy!

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So, no one cares that Canon
Wulf keeps trying to kill me?

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00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,159
Let's just go
to Another Esther's.

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Wait.
Another Esther's?

282
00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:03,230
Yeah, uh...Esther's
other restaurant.

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00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:04,799
You ain't heard
of Another Esther's?

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00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:07,470
No, I haven't.

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00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,400
Wait, why didn't we
just go to that one?

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00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,509
'Cause OG Esther's

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got them
heated toilet seats, son.

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00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,910
Oh, yeah.
That's right.

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It keeps ya ass hot.

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