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You're probably wondering why

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I'm not having dinner with y'all.

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Honestly, I think that's
the biggest dinner

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I've ever seen you have.

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This is a pre-dinner, post-lunch snack.

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This is "dunch."

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And I'm eating light

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because John is in my place right now

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cooking us a very special dinner.

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He said he had something big to ask me.

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I bet he's gonna propose. Oh!

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Sid's gonna get married.

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What?

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- Shut up!
- Oh, come on.

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He's crazy about you.
He's fixing a special meal.

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He has something important to ask you.

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- Hello!
- I'm sorry,

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but didn't I tell you to shut up?

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It's way too soon.

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We've only been together six months.

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And we've only had sex
182 and a half times.

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What was the half time?

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It was just good for me.

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Stop.

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Why are you so afraid of commitment?

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- Stop eating. Go back to your...
- No, no, no, no, no, no! Uh-uh.

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I am not taking dating
advice from a woman

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who's tricking a guy into dating her.

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What's this, now?

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Well, it's this new
guy I've been seeing.

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His name is Richard,
and he went to Harvard,

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which, I've got to admit,
was kind of a turn-on.

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So, when he asked me where I went,

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I just kind of blurted
out Yale. It's just...

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it was a tiny little
casual first date lie.

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Tiny? Ha.

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You didn't even go to college.

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You went to Avis Rent-A-Car
front desk girl training school.

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And you didn't even graduate!

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All right, I really like this guy.

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He's smart, he's sophisticated,

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and no offense, you guys,
but it's kind of nice

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to hang out with someone who
has lived a successful life.

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Listen up, everyone.

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I, Hank Henderson, do
hereby bequeath to you

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my worldly possessions.

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To you, Charlie... my
beloved football phone.

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Oh...

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Now, when you answer
you say, "I'm open."

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They won't get it, but you will.

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Oh, Hank, I love it, but...

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but what's going on?

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What, y'all didn't hear? I'm dying.

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And to you, Sid...

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I give you my cherished
Anquan Boldin jersey.

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Oh, thank you, Hank.

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I will never wear this.

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And last, to my dearest Margaret.

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I give you... these.

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'Cause, uh... women be shopping.

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Mm. Well, I'm insulted,
but I do need hangers.

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Uh, does this have anything to do

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with that scary little
mole you had tested?

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My doctor was supposed to call me

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by 5:00 p.m. Friday with the results.

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It is now Friday...

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5:02.

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This is an outrage!

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Look, just call me up
and tell me I'm dying.

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Hank, you are fine.

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Don't let that quack spin you out.

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That guy's the worst.

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Just like all these doctors,
all they really care about

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is money and sunglasses.

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Quick question: what?

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Our doctor stole my damn sunglasses.

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I left them in the lobby,
and then I'm told,

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"Oh, they're not in lost and found."

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Well, they should check his stupid face.

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I can't not know my results
the whole weekend.

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I'll have a heart attack.

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I want a big funeral, y'all.

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Give me the works.

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Oh, Hank. Settle down.

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Just stop by my place. I'll
give you a couple of Xanax.

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Oh, sure. Let's just
throw pill addiction

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into the mix, huh?

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No, no. Screw that.

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You know, doctors can't
treat people like this.

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We're going down to his office.

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Yes, it is time to take a stand.

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Yes, a stand against sunglass thievery.

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You told him...

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you... went to Yale.

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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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I think what, uh, Fitzgerald

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was ultimately trying to say is

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that class is a...

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an illusion.

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Now, wouldn't you agree?

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- Totally.
- Hmm.

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Yeah, it's like,

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"Where are you, class?"

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"Here, boy. Yoo-hoo. Class!"

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But it's not there.

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Because it's an illusion.

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You know, his full name was

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F. Scott Fitzgerald, so...

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Uh...

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Boy.

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I'm really slumming it

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- with you tonight.
- What?

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What do you mean? Why do you say that?

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Well, y-you know, because, uh...

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I'm dating a Yalie.

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Oh, yeah, right.

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Big ol' Yale head here.

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And you went to Harvard.

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So, you're jokingly saying
that Yale is below Harvard,

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which I guess makes me pretty angry.

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You are so cute when you get angry.

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You should see me at the post office.

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You know, I have no problem

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with Harvard being under Yale tonight,

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if you catch my drift.

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Oh, your drift has been caught.

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Mm.

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You're talking about doing it, right?

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Oh, my God, John.

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My friends had the craziest
theory that tonight,

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you were gonna...

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Oh, damn it.

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What's wrong?

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Did you dunch?

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Yep. That's the problem.

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I brunched, lunched and dunched.

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Maybe we scratch dinner
and just watch a movie.

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In silence.

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Maybe one of those rom-coms where

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people get married, it
just ruins their lives.

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I made a paella.

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I've been planning this for days.

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For days?

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John, who plans a dinner for days?

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I'm dating a psychopath.

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You should be committed.

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Unless you're afraid of commitment,

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which I am not.

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Can we just sit down
and enjoy this dinner?

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Now I'm kind of nervous.

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But there's something that I...

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- really want to ask you.
- Wait.

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Uh...

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need to wash your hands.

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Can't eat dinner with dirty hands.

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What, were you born in a barn?

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Actually, I was.

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Um, the way Papa tells it,

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Mama was milking a cow when the first...

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Just wash your friggin' hands!

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And when you...

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come back...

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you can ask me whatever it was

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that you wanted to ask me.

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I have got to get out of here.

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Hell yeah.

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Damn.

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Everybody's gone home.

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Now how am I gonna see my results?

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Well, lucky for you, I
brought this brick.

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Charlie, we're not gonna throw a
brick through the glass door.

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What if it sets off the alarm?

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Well, then we can use the
brick to smash the alarm.

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Well, another way we could
use the brick would be...

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We're not using the brick.

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Or are we?

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All right, I'm out of ideas.

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Oh. Good evening.

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Um, I locked my brick in the office,

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and I don't have my keys.

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You guys doctors?

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Yes.

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Can't be too careful.

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Told you the brick would work.

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Hmm.

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"Positive."

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Well, what the hell does that mean?

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Is this a good positive
or a bad positive?

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All right, no sign of my sunglasses,

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so I took this stethoscope
as collateral.

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Charlie, can you read this?

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All I can make out is "positive."

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Oh, well, that's great.

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Uh, positive is good, isn't it?

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I mean, is it?

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What if I tested positive
for something bad?

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Oh, my heart is going crazy.

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Oh, let me listen.

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Good Lord, man.

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You've got no heartbeat at all.

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Say, brother.

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Look at this.

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My man. Can you read this?

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I thought you guys were doctors.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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We're just, uh, looking
for a-a third opinion.

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Well...

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it says here positive, so...

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this dude's gonna die.

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You hear that, Charlie?

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He said I'm gonna die.

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Hank, he's the janitor.

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He doesn't know.

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I prefer custodial engineer.

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All right, there's got to be
another way to figure this out.

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- Uh...
- Charlie.

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I want white doves at my funeral.

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If your cheap ass tries
to paint pigeons white,

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I will haunt you.

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Wait a minute, Hank.

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I got the doctor's home
address right here.

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Why don't we just go to
his house and ask him?

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My man.

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- Now you thinking.
- Yeah.

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Let's go get my damn sunglasses back.

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- Here we are.
- Oh, wow.

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Where are my keys?

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They're probably under
my library card... s.

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- I have several.
- Yeah. Well,

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should we just make love right out here

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- in the hallway?
- Oh. Oh.

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Richard.

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- This isn't Princeton.
- No.

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Oh! Hi, y'all.

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I'm just hiding out from my
boyfriend. I hope that's cool.

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I have company, Sid.

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Oh, well, don't mind me.

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I'll put my headphones on.

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Y'all just go to town on each other!

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Get buck!

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Sid, come here, would you?

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Richard, will you excuse me for a moment

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while I speak to my
extremely unwelcome friend?

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Sure.

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I'll just read this...

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- US Weekly?
- Oh, that.

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That's a joke subscription.

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It was a prank from a fellow Yalie.

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Oh, yeah.

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- Hillary Clinton.
- Ugh.

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Sid, that hot hunk of
Harvard man over there

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who is reading about Kylie
Jenner's butt secrets

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is about to get done. By me.

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Go away.

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I can't, Margaret. You were right, okay?

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John is about to propose.

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I just need to buy a little time
till he goes to work at 9:00.

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You will not even know I'm here.

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What, did you cook something?

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No, I want to navigate the
most stressful situation

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of my life without popovers.

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It's time for you to leave.

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Is it?

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Or is it time for Richard
to find out about

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Little Miss Rent-A-Car dropout?

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Oh, you wouldn't.

267
00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:36,720
Oh, but I would.

268
00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:40,690
Don't test me, woman.

269
00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:47,975
Open up, McCormick! We
know you're in there!

270
00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:49,559
Charlie, if this is a bad positive,

271
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,479
I want you to call Seal.

272
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,896
Have him sing at my funeral.

273
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:56,290
Naturally, I want him to
sing "Kiss from a Rose."

274
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:58,519
If you could get him to
sing "Kiss from a Hank,"

275
00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,779
that'd be ideal.

276
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,906
But I hear he's very
possessive of his lyrics.

277
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:06,080
Come on, McCormick, open up!

278
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,955
Who the hell are you two?

279
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:13,542
Don't be alarmed, ma'am.
We don't have a brick.

280
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:17,004
Why would you say that?
That is super alarming.

281
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,179
Um, we're your husband's patients.

282
00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:20,990
We need to talk to him about
something very important.

283
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,300
It's a matter of life and death.

284
00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:24,049
And sunglasses.

285
00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:25,319
He's not here.

286
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,359
- He's working late at the office.
- No, he's not.

287
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,839
We were just there.

288
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:32,019
There's no one but a weird
custodial engineer.

289
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,600
Wait, what?

290
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:37,858
That lying, cheating bastard.

291
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,520
He promised me his secretary
was the last one.

292
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,570
You know what? I'm done.

293
00:13:42,573 --> 00:13:44,609
This marriage is over!

294
00:13:44,610 --> 00:13:47,840
Yeah, well, you seem to
have a lot on your plate.

295
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,700
But real quick,

296
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:52,499
can you read your husband's handwriting?

297
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,340
Look, the man is a coward.

298
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,669
If he didn't call you by 5:00,

299
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:59,214
it's probably pretty bad.

300
00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:05,760
So, third date, second location.

301
00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:07,550
Things must be going well.

302
00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:11,892
I mean, tell me if I'm wrong,
but I don't think I am.

303
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,599
- Uh...
- You don't have to answer his questions.

304
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,819
He was just about to leave, anyway.

305
00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:21,140
Margaret, would you sing the
Yale fight song for us?

306
00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:26,198
I forgot how it goes.

307
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,429
Well, Sid, if I sing the fight song,

308
00:14:28,430 --> 00:14:30,954
I'm afraid that I might want to fight!

309
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:35,140
Uh, you know, I think
I'm gonna head out.

310
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,620
Yeah, Richie, that
might be for the best.

311
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:40,421
There's a lot going on here.

312
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,559
Richard, stay. Sid, this is insane.

313
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,760
You can't hide here forever
pounding popovers.

314
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,349
If you think John is moving too fast,

315
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:51,680
just tell him that.

316
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:53,267
Be an adult.

317
00:14:53,268 --> 00:14:55,936
Damn it. You're right.

318
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,429
I have been a child.

319
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,979
John is my partner.

320
00:14:58,980 --> 00:15:01,442
We can rationally discuss this.

321
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,579
Margaret, it's John.

322
00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,360
Is Sid in there?

323
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:08,240
Oh! Oh! He is relentless!

324
00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:10,110
He's trying to propose to me!

325
00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:12,162
Richard, do something!

326
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,580
I was never here.

327
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:25,400
Everything's getting banged
around here except me.

328
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,680
Did I just hear Sid screaming?

329
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:38,239
Well, Margaret, it's been fun.

330
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,889
Well, not really. Dinner w-was fun.

331
00:15:40,890 --> 00:15:42,040
But since then,

332
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:44,943
it's gotten really weird!

333
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,939
You know what? Just let
me get rid of these guys,

334
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:48,400
and then you and I are gonna play

335
00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:50,780
the most exciting Harvard-Yale game yet.

336
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:52,242
You feel me?

337
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,869
Yep.

338
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,370
- Hi. Is Sid here?
- Nope. Catch you later.

339
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,380
Son of a bitch loves to knock
on the door, doesn't he?

340
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,170
All right, all right.

341
00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,384
But if it comes up, I went to Yale.

342
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,879
Okay.

343
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,719
See? Sid's not here.

344
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:18,102
I followed a trail of
paella to your apartment.

345
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,859
And I smell popovers.

346
00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,564
That can't all be a coincidence.

347
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:26,270
Uh, I just made a batch because
Richard here loves 'em.

348
00:16:26,278 --> 00:16:30,079
- I don't love popovers.
- You do. You love popovers.

349
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,319
Say that you love popovers.

350
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,040
- Say it!
- I-I...

351
00:16:33,050 --> 00:16:35,780
Margaret, I'm gonna take
you up on that Xanax...

352
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,121
Dr. McCormick?

353
00:16:38,644 --> 00:16:41,159
- Hank?
- Wait, so you're their doctor?

354
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,660
Yes. He's my most annoying patient.

355
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,789
Can I get an answer on Sid?!

356
00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:49,640
- He's in the bathroom.
- He's in the bathroom.

357
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,511
What are you doing here?

358
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,179
He's on a date with me.

359
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,180
Well, that's weird, 'cause
we were just at his house

360
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,891
and talked to his wife.

361
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,978
Your what?

362
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,647
- You talked to my wife?
- Ooh!

363
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:07,568
Hearing you say "wife" makes
me think you have one.

364
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,440
Well, he does. For now.

365
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,488
She's very angry.

366
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:13,782
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Just calm down.

367
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:16,034
Calm down? I'm gonna
punch you in the head.

368
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,079
I'm gonna punch him in the head first.

369
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,040
Dr. McCormick, you got to tell
people that they're dying.

370
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,679
If you don't and they steal
their files from your office,

371
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,419
you got to make those records more clear

372
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,500
so they know what their results are.

373
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,170
There's no one in the bathroom!

374
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,290
Oh, you're still here? Go look again.

375
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,010
He's small. Maybe you missed him.

376
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:36,138
Is Sid here or not?!

377
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,738
Margaret didn't go to Yale.

378
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,639
Sid,

379
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:03,999
what the hell were you
doing in the ceiling?

380
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,110
I wanted to surprise you?

381
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,059
I can't believe

382
00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:11,880
you lied to me about going to Yale.

383
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:15,420
I lied to you? You're married.

384
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:19,598
And, apparently, he's
banging his secretary, too.

385
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,059
Look, I've already said I'm sorry.

386
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,719
No, you haven't.

387
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,739
Everybody shut up!

388
00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:28,959
You said you were gonna
call me, and you didn't.

389
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,559
Am I good positive or bad positive?

390
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,840
I left you a voice mail.

391
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,450
Oh, yeah, there it is.

392
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,619
Damn phones.

393
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,839
Your tests came back clean.

394
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,849
They did?

395
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:47,580
- Yes.
- Thank God.

396
00:18:47,586 --> 00:18:49,270
You saved my life.

397
00:18:49,274 --> 00:18:51,750
Cancel Seal, Charlie.
I'm gonna live forever.

398
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,259
Oh.

399
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:59,270
Margaret, this man is a keeper.

400
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,319
He's married. Oh, I wasted a lot of time

401
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,720
studying for our dates. Get out of here.

402
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,559
Gladly.

403
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,940
Oh, not so fast, bub.

404
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,860
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

405
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:17,120
- Ooh.
- Just as I thought.

406
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,769
Go home and fix your marriage,

407
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,997
you quack bastard.

408
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,449
Ugh!

409
00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:31,379
Some people, am I right?

410
00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:33,339
Welp, I got to go get some shut-eye.

411
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,965
Sid.

412
00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,790
Why do you keep running away from me?

413
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,019
What's going on?

414
00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:39,120
The truth.

415
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,739
I knew you were gonna propose to me,

416
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:45,390
- and I just... lost it.
- What?

417
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,520
Propose?

418
00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,559
No, I...

419
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,469
I booked a three-month gig in Hawaii,

420
00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:53,179
and I-I wanted you to come.

421
00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:55,270
I already bought the tickets.

422
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,820
Oh, my gosh, Hawaii.

423
00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,320
Yeah.

424
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,319
I was wrong.

425
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,920
Egg on my face.

426
00:20:05,780 --> 00:20:08,449
Oh, yeah, this is gonna be so much fun.

427
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:09,750
When are we going?

428
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,627
You thought I might propose
to you, and it caused you

429
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,249
to crawl around in Margaret's ceiling?

430
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:18,700
Like a miniature Bruce Willis?

431
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:23,138
I don't think that's a
good sign. Do you?

432
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,590
Well, nothing that a three-month stint

433
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,809
in Hawaii can't fix.

434
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:31,380
Aloha, John.

435
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:34,950
Aloha, Sid.

436
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,069
Oh, yeah, right.

437
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:42,480
'Cause it means "good-bye," too.

438
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,701
Oh, that's rough, buddy.

439
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,659
I'm sorry.

440
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:48,739
But if it makes you feel any better,

441
00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:52,400
I look awesome in these, don't I?

442
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:57,319
Well, Sid, maybe you'll find love again.

443
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,079
Or maybe you won't. What do I care?

444
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,300
I got my life back!

445
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:07,719
Margaret, how am I gonna fix

446
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:10,579
this John-shaped hole in my heart?

447
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:13,350
Oh, sweetie. We'll figure it out.

448
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:18,440
Right after you fix the
Sid-shaped hole in my ceiling.

449
00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:20,399
How did you get up there, anyway?

450
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,269
Oh, it was easy. I
crawled up on the sink,

451
00:21:22,270 --> 00:21:24,619
and then I just pulled
myself up in the ceiling.

452
00:21:24,620 --> 00:21:26,190
Here, come on. I'll show you.

453
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:31,300
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