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Hey.

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What's his problem? Is this his chicken?

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Tonight was the first time that his band

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played to an empty house.

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Even the baristas left.

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They gave me the keys to lock up.

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Oh, shoot.

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Hey.

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Funeral Goose played tonight, huh?

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Yep. It's a Friday.

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I've played every Friday for a year.

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You guys play every Friday? Really?

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Yep.

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So if it's a Friday,

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you guys are playing?

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Yes.

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What if there's a month

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with five Fridays?

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You playing all those Fridays?

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Yes! Oh, my God. You know what?

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It doesn't even matter.

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Why do I bother anymore?

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We're the worst, Heather.

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What kind of parents don't
support their kid's dreams?

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Oh, honey, if we supported
all of Tyler's dreams,

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he'd be a Mack truck
turned into a robot.

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Yeah, but I know what it's like

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to have parents that
don't believe in you.

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I mean, I never... told you
this about myself, but...

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The diving?

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Oh, yeah.

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- Yeah.
- Well, then you already know

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that my parents never
came to a single meet.

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Babe, I know. Listen,
why don't you go look

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at some of those diving medals
that you keep in a shoebox,

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with the bird's nest and the seashells.

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Yeah.

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I'll have a snack while I'm down there.

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Well, here we are.

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Oh, this doesn't look
like The Container Store.

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I must have taken a wrong turn.

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Dad, we seriously need
to buy stackable storage.

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What's going on?

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It's a recording studio.

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Yeah, clearly. Why are we here?

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To record your new demo.

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What?

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A patient of mine owns the place,

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so he owed me big-time.

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All I had to do was pay
for the studio musicians

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and the engineer.

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And the enormous fee for rental.

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Dad, you really didn't have to do this.

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I wanted to do this.
You are a born musician.

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Just like I'm a born negotiator.

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Now get in there.

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Seriously, get in there.

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They're charging me by the minute.

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And remember:

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if I could give you one piece
of advice on music, I would.

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? Climb higher and higher ?

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? Up past the sky... ?

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Sorry.

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No worries. Let's just
pick it up from the chorus.

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? Climb higher and higher ?

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? Up past the sky ?

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? Fly, my sweet creature ?

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? Don't ever ask why... ?

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Is this the bridge?

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I hope not.

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Let me talk to him.

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Hey, what's the problem in there, bud?

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The problem is me. I'm terrible.

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What? You're not terrible.

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Right? He's not terrible.

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Uh, yeah, you're not great.

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Why would you say that? I'm paying you.

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Of course he's bad, man.

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But you don't say that.

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Right. I'm still pressing
the button, by the way.

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Why would you do that? I'm paying you!

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No. He's right.

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I don't have what it takes
to make it as a musician,

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and I think, uh, I think maybe
I've known for a long time now.

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Hey. I'm proud of you.

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I know that was a hard thing
to admit, but you're not

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the only one who's ever
given up on a dream.

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I never told you this
about myself, but...

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- I...
- The diving?

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Oh, yeah.

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Well, I may have had a nose for diving,

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but I didn't have the ears.

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I developed swimmer's ear.

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Spent more time in the
doctor's office than the pool.

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And it was only then,
while completely dry,

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that my appetite was finally whet.

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I realized I wanted to be an
ear, nose and throat doctor.

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So you're saying I could be a doctor?

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Oh, no, way. But look,

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you'll find your own path someday.

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And hey, just 'cause you're
not playing music for a living

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doesn't mean you can't go back
to it any time you want to.

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Have you ever gone back to diving?

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Not in a long time.

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What are you looking at?

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_

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Oh, man. Oof. This
heartburn is the worst.

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Feels like the baby's
smoking a cigarette in there.

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That's weird. You only had
two dozen jalapeño poppers.

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- I know.
- I'll get your back.

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You know what, honey?

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I love you. I love you so much.

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I want to look at you
from across the room.

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You know, like, uh, fine art.

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Okay. This is, like, one
of your pregnancy things.

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- Yeah.
- Okay. Yeah?

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It's just my senses are
all out of whack, and...

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You can tell me. I can take it.

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- You sure? Okay.
- Yeah.

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Um, well, it's your nose breath.

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My what, now?

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You know the air that comes out
of your nose when you breathe?

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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. It makes me want to vomit.

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Lucky for me, I have
another hole I can use.

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Okay.

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I'm sorry, is there a
third option? So sorry.

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Don't be. All right? I can,
I can take it, all right?

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What, what else bothers you, sweetness?

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Um, the way you say your S's.

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Just kind of really makes the food

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want to come-come out and party.

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Hey, honey?

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What happened to my yogurt?

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Oh, I threw it away.

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It was just the word. Ugh.

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I get it. It's a gross word.

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Thank you for being so understanding.

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Love you.

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Love you.

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It is freezing.

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Ugh, your pee, Greg. It is deafening.

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I mean, I thought you said you
were gonna pee sitting down.

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Well, the seat's too cold.
I'll stick to it if I sit down.

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It's... You know what
it is? It's the drop.

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Like, I think it's a distance thing.

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Okay, look, I don't mean to brag,

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but the distance between me and the bowl

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is about as short as it can be.

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Okay, what is the thermostat set at?

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No, hey, do not touch that.

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I am sweltering.

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Sixty-two?

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Oh, yeah, well, no wonder.
Can you take it down to 60?

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No.

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The A/C guy said if we do
that, the system will freeze.

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Well, the A/C guy
isn't having this baby.

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Okay, okay.

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Oh, honey, can you just
stop moving, though?

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It's making me nauseous.

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I'm shivering. I don't have a choice.

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Oh, honey, no S's.

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Give me some of this blanket.

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No, I'm so sorry, but I do
need the full weight on my body.

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And can you face the other way?

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And, Greg, don't forget the mask.

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Okay, that's it.

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I'm done, I'm done.

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I'm tired of being treated
like the Elephant Man.

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Greg, no, I only said that
when you were eating soup.

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Because you wouldn't let me chew.

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Well, you're the one who chose chowder.

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There's been a lot of consideration

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for how hard this
pregnancy's been on you,

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but there has been zero consideration

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for how hard it's been for me.

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I'm sorry, what?

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Did you say the pregnancy's
been hard for you?

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- Yeah.
- This pregnancy?

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Yes, this pregnancy, because
you get to eat whenever you want,

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you get to breathe however you want,

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and you don't have to pee sitting down.

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I do pee sitting down, Greg.

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In fact, every time I sit
down, a little bit slips out,

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so you're right, I've got it made.

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What are you doing?
What are you doing? No.

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No, no, no, you wouldn't.

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Let's see how the 50s feel.

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Not a fan.

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I'm much more a fan of the 80s...

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Honey? Oh!

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Oh, sweetie.

193
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- Oh, I am so sorry.
- Honey, no S's.

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Daddy home.

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How are my two favorite girl?

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Daddy, dinner's ready.

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Thanks, honey.

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_

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Slower, slower. Okay, the chair.

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The chair. Oh!

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Welcome home!

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I'm here.

203
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I'm broken, but I'm here.

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Your mother took her
surgery like a champ,

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which makes sense because
taking it like a champ

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is what got her into this mess.

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John, everybody knows I
was injured making love.

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Oh.

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- Um, listen, Mom.
- Uh-huh?

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You let us know whatever
we can do to help, okay?

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Nonsense. No, she's got all
the help she needs right here.

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You're gonna take care of me?

213
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Well, I'm the one who hurt you,

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so I'm the one who has to heal you.

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It's-it's jungle law.

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Kids,

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- keep on your cell.
- All right.

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- Keep on your cell phones.
- We got it.

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It's a lot harder to push
that with the brake on.

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- Should we tell him?
- No, no.

221
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We'd have to raise our voices,

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and you know how much that upsets Mom.

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I'm sorry that took so long.

224
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Those wheels just did not want to turn.

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I'm hungry.

226
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Do you think that you could
manage to make some oatmeal?

227
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Well, if I can haul you up the stairs,

228
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leave you there, go back downstairs,

229
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haul the wheelchair back up the stairs,

230
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then lift you back into it,

231
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I think I can whip up a little oatmeal.

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Voilà!

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Huh? Oatmeal à la Joanie.

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- Oh!
- Oh.

235
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- Did you make all this?
- Mm-hmm.

236
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Is that juice fresh-squeezed?

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I'd let you smell my hands,
but I got too much class.

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Your mother loves your food.

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- Oh!
- Yeah.

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- Thanks for being here.
- Oh, no problem, Dad.

241
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You know what? Sam told
me I looked tired today,

242
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so I'm happy to let her
walk home from school.

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And I hope you're also happy
to keep this on the down under.

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On the what?

245
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The down under.

246
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That's how the Australians
keep it on the down low.

247
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Huh. Listen, you know what,
Dad? It's not a problem.

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I won't say anything to Mom, okay?

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Just let me know when you need me.

250
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- Oh, Heather, um...
- Yeah.

251
00:12:01,873 --> 00:12:04,731
Your mom wanted a
strawberry smoothie and...

252
00:12:04,756 --> 00:12:06,606
- Oh.
- I'll take one, too.

253
00:12:06,631 --> 00:12:07,619
Sure, Dad.

254
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:11,467
But I want mine chocolate
and more like a milkshake.

255
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Okay.

256
00:12:12,515 --> 00:12:14,015
But we're out of ice cream.

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I-I know the market has
it, so since you're there,

258
00:12:16,672 --> 00:12:17,885
I'll make you a list here.

259
00:12:18,285 --> 00:12:19,549
Okay.

260
00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:20,787
Oh, you also, uh,

261
00:12:20,812 --> 00:12:21,689
need to get some pens.

262
00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:24,792
- Yeah, sure, some pens.
- Mm-hmm.

263
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,475
Bras on, Joanie.

264
00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,533
You got visitors.

265
00:12:28,602 --> 00:12:30,001
Oh!

266
00:12:30,070 --> 00:12:34,187
Kids. Oh, what lovely flowers.

267
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,708
Aren't they gorgeous?
Tyler just got them for me.

268
00:12:36,776 --> 00:12:38,776
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, here.

269
00:12:41,452 --> 00:12:43,159
"Feel better.

270
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,664
From us."

271
00:12:45,857 --> 00:12:48,124
I'll-I'll cherish this.

272
00:12:48,421 --> 00:12:50,088
Did you make this grilled cheese?

273
00:12:50,156 --> 00:12:51,856
Of course. It's easy.

274
00:12:51,925 --> 00:12:53,791
Well, I got laundry to do.

275
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,331
Any change I find, I get to keep.

276
00:12:57,073 --> 00:12:59,731
You know, I see Pop-Pop
as a "sitting in a chair

277
00:12:59,799 --> 00:13:01,409
and expecting things" kind of guy,

278
00:13:01,434 --> 00:13:03,367
but he's really stepping up.

279
00:13:06,172 --> 00:13:08,206
- Something wrong?
- Gruyère.

280
00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:09,607
Gruyère cheese.

281
00:13:09,676 --> 00:13:12,048
That means he went into the market.

282
00:13:12,073 --> 00:13:15,313
He didn't just sit in the car,
honking the horn the whole time.

283
00:13:15,382 --> 00:13:16,881
I think it's really amazing

284
00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:18,883
that you guys still have your licenses.

285
00:13:18,952 --> 00:13:20,714
I can't believe this.

286
00:13:20,739 --> 00:13:23,495
I cook and clean for 50 years,

287
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:27,458
and all the while, I'm married
to a secret Martha Stewart.

288
00:13:27,864 --> 00:13:30,313
Okay, Dad, the laundry's
gonna have to wait, okay?

289
00:13:30,338 --> 00:13:32,672
I'm working on this baked ziti for Mom.

290
00:13:32,697 --> 00:13:34,165
Oh, the baked ziti is for me.

291
00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:36,668
Uh, your mother wants Bolognese.

292
00:13:36,736 --> 00:13:37,736
What?

293
00:13:37,804 --> 00:13:40,549
Okay, the Bolognese is for me, too.

294
00:13:40,574 --> 00:13:43,079
I wasn't sure if I was
gonna like your ziti.

295
00:13:43,104 --> 00:13:44,909
- She wants a salad.
- Dad!

296
00:13:44,978 --> 00:13:47,912
- Okay. Skip the salad. She ate lunch.
- Okay.

297
00:13:47,981 --> 00:13:49,147
You know what?

298
00:13:49,215 --> 00:13:50,848
Let Matt and Greg deal with this.

299
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,583
Okay? Where are they?

300
00:13:52,652 --> 00:13:54,573
They were supposed to relieve me.

301
00:13:54,598 --> 00:13:55,920
I called them off.

302
00:13:55,989 --> 00:13:58,156
You know, I didn't want
the food quality to drop.

303
00:13:58,224 --> 00:13:59,424
Which reminds me,

304
00:13:59,492 --> 00:14:01,529
I want to wow Joanie in the morning.

305
00:14:01,554 --> 00:14:03,761
You know how to make a crab Benedict?

306
00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:07,632
Yeah, I... oh, and your mom
probably just wants a bagel.

307
00:14:07,701 --> 00:14:10,668
I came here to take care
of Mom, not both of you.

308
00:14:10,737 --> 00:14:12,170
I'm out.

309
00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:15,074
Heather, I'll drive
you to the market, huh?

310
00:14:15,099 --> 00:14:17,144
And I promise not to honk.

311
00:14:17,169 --> 00:14:18,109
Heather!

312
00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:20,511
Who's raising their voices down there?

313
00:14:20,915 --> 00:14:22,648
Heather.

314
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,109
Well,

315
00:14:25,134 --> 00:14:28,663
look who rode into town
with his next gourmet meal.

316
00:14:28,688 --> 00:14:31,517
Baked ziti à la Joanie.

317
00:14:32,712 --> 00:14:34,959
Uncooked pasta with ketchup.

318
00:14:35,028 --> 00:14:36,388
Well, sure, it may seem like that.

319
00:14:36,429 --> 00:14:38,696
But, actually, it's a culinary journey.

320
00:14:38,765 --> 00:14:41,132
First, you're a gourmet
chef and now this?

321
00:14:41,201 --> 00:14:42,678
Well, sounds like somebody didn't see

322
00:14:42,702 --> 00:14:44,969
- the uncooked hot dogs.
- Okay,

323
00:14:45,038 --> 00:14:47,401
I'm sleeping on a bare mattress.

324
00:14:47,426 --> 00:14:49,073
What is going on?

325
00:14:49,142 --> 00:14:52,409
Yeah, yeah, the, uh,
sheets are in the pool.

326
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:55,213
I didn't know where to go from there.

327
00:14:55,281 --> 00:14:58,649
Oh, I got, I got a
confession to make, Joanie.

328
00:14:58,674 --> 00:15:01,842
All the stuff you think
that I've been doing for you,

329
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,251
Heather's been doing it.

330
00:15:03,276 --> 00:15:05,237
- It was all Heather?
- Mm-hmm.

331
00:15:05,262 --> 00:15:09,026
You take such good care of me,
I wanted to take care of you.

332
00:15:09,095 --> 00:15:10,461
Are you mad?

333
00:15:10,497 --> 00:15:11,863
I'm thrilled!

334
00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:12,997
Really?

335
00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:14,332
All this time,

336
00:15:14,401 --> 00:15:17,308
I thought I was married
to somebody who was lazy.

337
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,267
And, really, it turns out you're just...

338
00:15:20,292 --> 00:15:22,749
very, very incompetent.

339
00:15:22,774 --> 00:15:24,807
Oh, Joanie.

340
00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:45,901
_

341
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:48,767
Okay, so this lookbook

342
00:15:48,792 --> 00:15:50,959
will give you a sense of who we are

343
00:15:51,028 --> 00:15:54,496
and, uh, the family that your
child would actually be joining.

344
00:15:54,565 --> 00:15:56,599
Binding it with shoelaces was my idea.

345
00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:57,767
- Crafty mom.
- Yeah.

346
00:15:57,792 --> 00:15:59,637
Ugh, this isn't sweet at all.

347
00:15:59,662 --> 00:16:01,295
I asked for extra drizzle.

348
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,754
Yeah, you can... you can actually
never have too much sugar.

349
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,521
Yep. Babies love sugar.

350
00:16:05,546 --> 00:16:07,200
That's what makes them so sweet.

351
00:16:07,268 --> 00:16:08,501
Mm.

352
00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:10,136
Mmm. You know what?

353
00:16:10,205 --> 00:16:11,282
It's actually not bad. It was my gum

354
00:16:11,306 --> 00:16:12,622
that was making it taste bad.

355
00:16:13,374 --> 00:16:14,874
That's convenient.

356
00:16:14,943 --> 00:16:16,142
So, uh,

357
00:16:16,211 --> 00:16:17,910
this is a picture from Halloween.

358
00:16:17,979 --> 00:16:19,690
That's actually us. I
don't know if you can tell,

359
00:16:19,714 --> 00:16:21,514
but we're-we're dressed
as the actual Minions.

360
00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:23,490
Oh, I love Halloween. It's the one night

361
00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:24,847
where all crime is legal.

362
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,142
Ugh.

363
00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:28,341
No way, you basic B.

364
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:30,286
You better watch your fat back.

365
00:16:30,311 --> 00:16:33,419
Is everything okay with... your basic B?

366
00:16:33,444 --> 00:16:36,017
She's been on my ass ever since
she found out I was pregnant.

367
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:39,277
Like, come on, like my mom's
never smashed a rando, right?

368
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:42,213
So, your basic B is-is
actually your mom?

369
00:16:42,238 --> 00:16:45,806
Yeah. And now she wants
my ex-boyfriend's number.

370
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,407
God, I can't believe they're
gonna get back together.

371
00:16:48,432 --> 00:16:51,478
Anyway, I got to pee.
Being pregnant blows.

372
00:16:51,503 --> 00:16:53,791
You're so lucky you
can't have kids, Colleen.

373
00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:55,360
I feel lucky.

374
00:16:55,661 --> 00:16:57,362
So, so lucky.

375
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,211
- Do you think she likes us? I can't tell.
- Oh, no, no, no.

376
00:17:02,235 --> 00:17:03,546
You're doing great, you're
doing great, you're doing great.

377
00:17:03,570 --> 00:17:05,281
I'm the one who can't
stop saying "actually."

378
00:17:05,305 --> 00:17:07,505
I think I've actually said
it, like, 14 times. 15.

379
00:17:07,574 --> 00:17:09,558
No, stop. You sound so smart.

380
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,410
If I were pregnant, I would
totally give us my baby.

381
00:17:14,425 --> 00:17:16,080
Ugh, adorbs.

382
00:17:16,105 --> 00:17:19,173
I am so weak for you. Um, unfortunately,

383
00:17:19,285 --> 00:17:22,019
my next couple's early, so
you guys should probably...

384
00:17:22,088 --> 00:17:23,388
skedaddle.

385
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:24,713
Your next couple?

386
00:17:24,824 --> 00:17:27,091
Bradford, Poppy. Matt and Colleen.

387
00:17:27,245 --> 00:17:28,993
- Hi.
- Hi.

388
00:17:29,018 --> 00:17:31,088
Look at the jaundice
your other children have.

389
00:17:31,113 --> 00:17:32,002
Oh, that's...

390
00:17:32,027 --> 00:17:34,065
that's actually us
dressed up as Minions.

391
00:17:34,134 --> 00:17:35,833
- Cute.
- Oh.

392
00:17:35,902 --> 00:17:37,346
- Okay.
- Yeah.

393
00:17:38,213 --> 00:17:39,604
- See you.
- All right.

394
00:17:39,629 --> 00:17:42,133
- Sorry. Excuse me.
- Thank you. Sorry. Excuse us.

395
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,767
Well, here is our digital lookbook.

396
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,544
I hope you don't mind it's on a tablet.

397
00:17:46,569 --> 00:17:47,968
Which you can keep.

398
00:17:48,081 --> 00:17:50,362
What? My God, thank you so much.

399
00:17:50,387 --> 00:17:51,276
- You're so welcome.
- What?

400
00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:52,372
Um, they're hugging? I'm sorry.

401
00:17:52,396 --> 00:17:54,371
I thought that she was weak for us.

402
00:17:58,183 --> 00:17:59,334
I told you

403
00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:01,103
we shouldn't have put the
Minions picture on the cover.

404
00:18:01,127 --> 00:18:04,181
We look like two Twinkies
stuffed in denim wrappers.

405
00:18:04,206 --> 00:18:06,741
Oh. Is that actually on me, actually?

406
00:18:06,766 --> 00:18:07,965
I mean, do you even know

407
00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:09,734
any other words in the English language?

408
00:18:09,803 --> 00:18:11,013
I know the word "gift."
You know, that thing

409
00:18:11,037 --> 00:18:12,066
that you said we shouldn't bring.

410
00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,322
Okay, look,

411
00:18:13,473 --> 00:18:14,950
I don't want us to turn on each other

412
00:18:14,974 --> 00:18:17,002
just because you screwed up so bad.

413
00:18:18,479 --> 00:18:20,111
Just ask Molly

414
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:22,547
to give you the truck when
she's done with it, Lucas.

415
00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:23,716
She'll bite me.

416
00:18:23,741 --> 00:18:25,416
Well, then roll down your sleeves.

417
00:18:26,953 --> 00:18:28,286
Good luck.

418
00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:30,588
- Yeah, he's gonna get bit.
- Sheesh.

419
00:18:30,657 --> 00:18:31,722
So, I-I haven't connected

420
00:18:31,775 --> 00:18:33,427
with Morgan yet, but
how did your meeting go?

421
00:18:33,451 --> 00:18:34,200
- Mm.
- Oh, we blew it.

422
00:18:34,225 --> 00:18:35,471
Colleen said a whole bunch of stuff

423
00:18:35,495 --> 00:18:37,094
- that she totally regrets.
- Um...

424
00:18:37,163 --> 00:18:39,163
we both are filled with regret and rage

425
00:18:39,232 --> 00:18:40,385
- for one another.
- Mm-hmm.

426
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,709
Okay. Well, that's marriage. You know,

427
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:43,512
I threw a tea kettle at
my husband this morning.

428
00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:46,103
But I'm sure you guys did fine.

429
00:18:46,172 --> 00:18:48,495
Well, we didn't know that
this was a competition.

430
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,908
We would be the perfect
parents to this little baby.

431
00:18:50,977 --> 00:18:53,144
We just need more time
to prove it to Morgan.

432
00:18:53,213 --> 00:18:54,679
I know how much this means to you,

433
00:18:54,747 --> 00:18:56,514
but, unfortunately,
Morgan's catching a bus

434
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,015
back to Modesto today.

435
00:18:58,296 --> 00:18:59,521
The best thing you can do

436
00:18:59,546 --> 00:19:01,018
is be patient and wait.

437
00:19:01,087 --> 00:19:02,453
Ow, she bit me!

438
00:19:02,522 --> 00:19:04,288
All right, it begins. I'm sorry.

439
00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:32,726
Wh-What's up, guys? This is weird.

440
00:19:32,795 --> 00:19:34,828
It's actually the opposite of weird.

441
00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:37,810
I see how you fell into
that "actually" trap.

442
00:19:37,842 --> 00:19:38,676
Yep.

443
00:19:38,701 --> 00:19:40,267
Oh.

444
00:19:40,336 --> 00:19:42,314
I'm sorry, do you have beef
with my bump or something?

445
00:19:42,338 --> 00:19:43,882
Hey, why don't you come
say it to my face, then?

446
00:19:43,906 --> 00:19:45,560
- Why don't you...
- So good to see you.

447
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:46,466
Yeah, it's, uh,

448
00:19:46,491 --> 00:19:47,686
- it's good to see you guys, too.
- Yeah.

449
00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:49,634
Yeah, our conversation
got cut short earlier.

450
00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:51,612
We just didn't get a
chance to give you our gift.

451
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,674
- We made you a new lookbook.
- Oh.

452
00:19:55,197 --> 00:19:57,289
Wow, this is, um...

453
00:19:57,314 --> 00:19:58,672
I don't get it. This is blank.

454
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,955
Am I supposed to be, like,
blind to read this or something?

455
00:20:00,979 --> 00:20:03,436
No, no, no, no. It's
supposed to be blank.

456
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,444
We got to talking about the lookbook

457
00:20:05,469 --> 00:20:06,618
that we gave you before,

458
00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:09,829
and that's just pictures
of us before having a baby.

459
00:20:09,854 --> 00:20:11,454
And what we really want you to see

460
00:20:11,479 --> 00:20:13,875
is what our lives are gonna
look like with the baby.

461
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:16,600
If you pick us, we will fill
that book with amazing photos

462
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,391
of the life that baby will have.

463
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:21,528
I'm sorry, I really just don't
feel comfortable taking this.

464
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,329
- Okay.
- Okay.

465
00:20:23,398 --> 00:20:24,942
I don't know, it's just kind of stupid.

466
00:20:24,966 --> 00:20:26,511
You already gave me a lookbook

467
00:20:26,535 --> 00:20:28,935
with you guys as Minions
on it, and I loved that.

468
00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:30,980
- You did?
- I, uh,

469
00:20:31,005 --> 00:20:32,639
I saw that movie with my dad.

470
00:20:32,707 --> 00:20:34,707
And I don't really have a
lot of memories with him,

471
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:37,677
so that's my favorite one.

472
00:20:37,746 --> 00:20:39,412
That's so sweet.

473
00:20:39,481 --> 00:20:40,976
When I saw you guys
dressed up like that,

474
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,872
looking all stupid and stuff,

475
00:20:42,915 --> 00:20:45,766
it kind of just felt like maybe
it was a sign or something.

476
00:20:45,937 --> 00:20:48,965
You know, that this whole
mess that I got myself into...

477
00:20:49,662 --> 00:20:50,966
maybe it was meant to be,

478
00:20:50,991 --> 00:20:52,751
and that this...

479
00:20:52,795 --> 00:20:54,927
this thing belongs with you.

480
00:20:54,971 --> 00:20:57,843
With us? You're picking us?

481
00:20:57,887 --> 00:20:59,623
Yeah!

482
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:01,066
- No, no, no. Don't cry. Don't cry.
- No.

483
00:21:01,090 --> 00:21:02,254
- We don't...
- Okay, yeah. Never.

484
00:21:02,278 --> 00:21:04,169
My bus is gonna leave soon,
so I should probably get going.

485
00:21:04,193 --> 00:21:05,953
Maybe I can just move in with
you guys on, like, Saturday

486
00:21:05,977 --> 00:21:07,169
- or something like that?
- Yeah.

487
00:21:07,193 --> 00:21:09,666
And... crap. My rats
can't ride the bus with me.

488
00:21:09,691 --> 00:21:11,589
- Rats. Rats, rats, rats.
- It's some sort of legal thing.

489
00:21:11,613 --> 00:21:14,010
But we'll figure that out later.
Thank you so much.Yeah. Bye.

490
00:21:14,034 --> 00:21:15,596
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.

491
00:21:17,135 --> 00:21:18,773
We're having a baby.

492
00:21:19,674 --> 00:21:21,550
I am so weak for you.

493
00:21:26,045 --> 00:21:31,045
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