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- Hey. Morning.
- Can you grab the milk?

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- Oh, my God. Is it another rat?
- No.

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It's food.

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Close it and open it again.
I don't believe it's real.

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Who did this?

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Not me... I've got four
dollars in my wallet

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and it's got to last me till next week.

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Well, it wasn't me
either and, by the way,

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you have two dollars in your wallet.

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Look, look. There's strawberry jam.

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With seeds.

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So you know it came
from real strawberries.

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- Morning.
- Adam, there's food in the house.

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I know, I bought it.

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I'm tired of coming home
at 2:00 a.m. after work

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and finding a box of baking
soda and a fuzzy lemon.

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Okay, this jam is mine, I called it.

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You know, I went crazy and bought

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- some bread to put that on.
- Bread?

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I want bread. I call that, too.

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- Adam, how much did you spend?
- Don't worry about it.

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We're doing really well at the bar

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and we deserve nice things.

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Nice things I get,

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but what's with the fancy-ass beans?

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They're not the grocery store brand?

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Nope. Check out the lid.

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A pop-top!

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Okay, Bill Gates, now
you're just showboating.

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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --

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How's the fruit looking today?

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Must we do this dance?

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You're right. Cheeseburger and fries.

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- You?
- I'll just have a side of mayo.

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I'm not even in the mood to ask.

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Is there a new mayo diet?

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Is it hard? Is it working?
'Cause you look good.

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I'm on the eat all
the food in the fridge

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before it spoils diet.

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She had a turkey leg and a box
of cherry tomatoes for breakfast.

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Yeah. You could have helped out, too,

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Miss "yogurt that
still had a week to go."

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I usually like their fights,
but I don't get this one.

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Adam's bar is finally bringing in

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a little money and he had the audacity

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to fill our fridge with food.

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And I'll be damned if I'm
letting any of it go bad.

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Here, banana-tizers all around.

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That's great that his bar's doing well.

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Jinxsy! Don't say it out loud.

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Um... you just salted that guy's baby.

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Why aren't you happy
the bar's doing well?

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What did Bonnie just say?

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He smiled.

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Oh, stupid baby thinks it's snowing.

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Look, I'm glad it's happening,

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I just don't want Adam
going crazy with it.

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- He bought food.
- And running shoes.

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Running shoes.

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Aw.

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- Yuri.
- But it's even better.

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It's him holding a cat.

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Ooh, let me see.

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Take the phone back.

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It's his cousin's
cat, they're roommates.

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Which reminds me, Christy.

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Sergei just broke up with
his girlfriend and I...

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- I'm in.
- Maybe I'd fix you guys up, I mean...

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- I said I'm in.
- he's pretty cute and I think you guys

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Did you not just hear
her? She's about to jump up

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- on this table and start twerking.
- I really am.

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Okay, great, well, how about we go

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to their place for dinner Friday?

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No, no, not Friday.
We've got four pounds

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of pork shoulder that's
best before the 17th.

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I haven't touched a man in ten months.

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I'm willing to take my
chances with old pork.

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Picking up your entire life
and moving to a strange country?

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I can't imagine. Hmm.

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- You must get homesick.
- Sometimes.

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But then I shove ice cube down his pants

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and say, "Snap out of it!"

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It's funny every time.

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How did you learn to
speak such good English?

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Watching Law & Order SVU.

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"In the criminal justice system,

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"sexually based offenses are...

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Considered especially heinous."

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It's happening.

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No pressure... whatever
happens, happens.

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But it's happening.

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Who's ready for Duncan Hines Bundt cake?

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Ooh.

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- They raise their hands here.
- Oh.

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Go relax on couch, we'll clean up.

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- So what do you think?
- He's amazing.

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They're both amazing.

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- They cook, they clean.
- And they're gentle, sensitive lovers.

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Well, mine is.

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And Sergei plays the guitar,
so I can only assume...

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I could have a Russian
boyfriend who plays guitar?

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Wait, wait, wait, wait. I always
do this, I get ahead of myself.

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Yeah, you're right.
It's just the first date. Be cool.

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But we are totally
having a double wedding.

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Right?

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Dessert is served.

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Sergei, he make this cake himself.

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It's moist because
it has pudding inside.

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It's sweet that you guys are so close.

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We are like Three Musketeers.

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But only two.

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Don't make me emotional
in front of women.

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Please enjoy your moist
cake, I will get this.

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Yuri, your cousin is so nice.

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Ah, he has good heart.

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Is everything okay out there?

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It's just business.

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Sergei, please. We are entertaining.

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I... Forgive me, ladies.

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Five minutes and then Pictionary.

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- Christy, how's your cake?
- Stolen.

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I mean, moist. I mean, good.

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Who's uncomfortable?

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Is that a new hat?

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I guess, maybe. I don't know.

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Well, you either went to a store
and bought a hat or you didn't.

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F-Fine, I bought a hat.

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You might want to be nicer to me,

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I'm taking you out for a surprise.

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I hate surprises.

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- What kind of person hates surprises?
- The kind who was

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in the bath when the
DEA broke down the door.

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The first time. The second time?

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I was ready for them.

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Well, this is a good surprise.

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Are we shopping for expensive hats?

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Oh, my God. I got it at the car wash.

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Oh, so now we're going
to fancy car washes.

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Yeah, I was in line behind the queen.

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Uh, B-Bonnie. Bonnie, you got

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to get over this. I'm making money.

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You're right, I'm sorry. And I'll try.

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Good, 'cause we're here.

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What? No.

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No, no.

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I don't want a new car.

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I don't need a new car.

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My car is fine.

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Your left window doesn't close,

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you have a hole in the
floor and when you park it

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out front of the bar,
it scares customers away.

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Is the bar doing well or
are customers scared away?

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'Cause it can't be both.

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There she is, my
favorite ex-mother-in-law.

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Oh, God. This yahoo?

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Hey, Baxter.

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Was she surprised?

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Yeah, it made her super mad.

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You know, everything
you want a present to do.

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I'm not angry. I just
don't need a new car.

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Will you at least let him show you

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- the one that we picked out?
- Fine.

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Change is uncomfortable.

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But you know what is not uncomfortable?

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Heated leather seats.

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My ass is hot enough on its own.

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Slide on in there, Bonnie.

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Got the yacht rock all fired up.

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Christopher Cross and you are
ready to ride like the wind.

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Just don't get caught between

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the moon and New York City.

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Stay in your lane, Wheels. I got this.

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I don't know how many times
I got to tell you guys I...

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Oh.

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Lumbar support. Shuts
the yapper every time.

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Hey. I see a little smile.

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Someone's starting to like it.

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Okay, okay, how much?

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Don't worry about
that, we can afford it.

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How much?

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I worked out the sweetest deal ever.

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Zero down, $350 a month.

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- How many months?
- Does that...

184
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- How many months?
- 72.

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72 months? Who knows if
we'll still be together!

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Wh-What? We're getting married.

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Yeah, you can get out of
that. This, you're locked in.

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Let me out.

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Get me out of here.

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- There's a button.
- Well, there's a million buttons!

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Will you... Bonnie, stop.

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Screw it. I'm going C-section.

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Be careful on the roof, these
things are not well made.

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I will see you at home,

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and don't be late 'cause
I'm making that ham.

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- Want to get high?
- Absolutely.

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Hey, Taylor. How's your day?
How's it going?

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00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,625
What, your friends aren't
here so now you want to talk?

199
00:09:05,384 --> 00:09:07,947
Oh, come on, I'm not like that.

200
00:09:07,949 --> 00:09:10,306
- Hmm.
- Don't you have a son in college?

201
00:09:10,331 --> 00:09:11,831
I'm 30.

202
00:09:13,603 --> 00:09:15,019
Well, this has been fun.

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00:09:15,044 --> 00:09:16,927
Hey, Tammy!

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00:09:17,054 --> 00:09:19,424
Sorry I'm late, I was at Yuri's.

205
00:09:19,449 --> 00:09:20,759
We had the place to ourselves,

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00:09:20,784 --> 00:09:21,950
- and we...
- Please stop.

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00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:24,892
Oh, I need to say it
out loud. We made love.

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00:09:25,392 --> 00:09:26,619
Good for you.

209
00:09:26,644 --> 00:09:29,612
Oh, that reminds me,
this is from Sergei.

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00:09:33,755 --> 00:09:34,971
An Apple Watch?

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00:09:34,996 --> 00:09:38,361
To quote Sergei, he's
"smeetten" with you.

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00:09:39,231 --> 00:09:41,322
Tammy, I can't keep this.

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00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:42,513
Why?

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00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:45,239
Despite the fact that
it looks cool and...

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00:09:45,264 --> 00:09:47,736
Oh, my God, it's taking my pulse...

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00:09:49,019 --> 00:09:50,635
I'm pretty sure it's stolen.

217
00:09:50,660 --> 00:09:52,544
What? No, he knows a guy.

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00:09:52,978 --> 00:09:56,666
Tammy, we both know what it
means when you know a guy.

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And come on,

220
00:09:58,175 --> 00:10:00,175
that business in the
apartment with the TVs...

221
00:10:00,177 --> 00:10:01,593
Okay, so no man's perfect,

222
00:10:01,595 --> 00:10:03,822
but I really think you should
give Sergei another chance.

223
00:10:04,041 --> 00:10:07,182
I'm not talking about
me. You're on parole

224
00:10:07,184 --> 00:10:10,197
and Sergei's obviously
involved in illegal activity.

225
00:10:10,222 --> 00:10:12,839
You're taking a huge risk every
time you're in that apartment.

226
00:10:12,864 --> 00:10:14,447
Well, I can't take Yuri to Marjorie's,

227
00:10:14,472 --> 00:10:16,439
it's the least sexy place on the planet.

228
00:10:16,464 --> 00:10:18,163
"Oh, are you two gonna get

229
00:10:18,195 --> 00:10:19,853
hot and bothered?"

230
00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:23,832
This is serious. You
could go back to prison.

231
00:10:23,834 --> 00:10:25,918
Look, I'm not stupid, okay?

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00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:28,537
I know Sergei's a little
shady, but Yuri's clean.

233
00:10:28,539 --> 00:10:30,744
Even if he is, the fact that
he lives with him...

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00:10:30,769 --> 00:10:35,105
Stop. I got this. I have an amazing
guy and I'm not screwing it up.

235
00:10:35,892 --> 00:10:37,212
I think I'm just gonna go.

236
00:10:37,642 --> 00:10:40,716
- Tammy...
- No, you know what, I could eat.

237
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,845
I just made love for three hours.

238
00:10:49,010 --> 00:10:50,509
Can you believe that guy?

239
00:10:50,534 --> 00:10:53,907
Men, always trying to buy us cars.

240
00:10:54,502 --> 00:10:56,168
You think this is a joke?

241
00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:58,387
I don't know. For as
long as I can remember,

242
00:10:58,389 --> 00:11:01,257
you've always said, "If I ever
have money, I want a new car."

243
00:11:01,259 --> 00:11:03,559
I just think this spending
is tempting the fates.

244
00:11:03,561 --> 00:11:05,761
You know, putting a big target on us,

245
00:11:05,763 --> 00:11:08,347
like, "Hey, Universe, look
over here. We got money."

246
00:11:08,349 --> 00:11:11,095
Next thing you know, your
pet monkey rips your face off.

247
00:11:11,642 --> 00:11:13,439
At least you'd have
money for a new face.

248
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:17,323
No, I wouldn't because
Adam spent it all on hats.

249
00:11:17,325 --> 00:11:18,490
Hey.

250
00:11:18,492 --> 00:11:19,369
Hello.

251
00:11:19,394 --> 00:11:20,777
- Is that the hat?
- Uh-huh.

252
00:11:20,802 --> 00:11:22,416
Good Lord.

253
00:11:24,005 --> 00:11:26,063
- I don't want to fight.
- I don't either.

254
00:11:26,088 --> 00:11:28,088
Well, good. I'm just confused.

255
00:11:28,113 --> 00:11:30,396
What is the point of me busting my ass,

256
00:11:30,421 --> 00:11:31,804
smelling like wings and beer,

257
00:11:31,839 --> 00:11:33,372
barely spending any time with you,

258
00:11:33,374 --> 00:11:36,267
if I can't at least treat my
family to a few nice things.

259
00:11:36,292 --> 00:11:39,126
Aw, he called me family.

260
00:11:39,151 --> 00:11:41,048
You're so easy.

261
00:11:41,882 --> 00:11:43,682
It's just I've always
wanted to have money

262
00:11:43,684 --> 00:11:46,283
and now that we do, I'm
afraid we're gonna lose it.

263
00:11:46,308 --> 00:11:47,974
Oh, you worrying about us going broke

264
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,116
makes me feel like you don't
have much confidence in me.

265
00:11:50,141 --> 00:11:52,141
Well, I'm sorry, I don't mean that.

266
00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:54,633
Then can you maybe try to trust me?

267
00:11:54,658 --> 00:11:57,822
Yeah, Mom, for the family.

268
00:12:03,154 --> 00:12:05,321
All right, I will trust you.

269
00:12:05,346 --> 00:12:07,229
Good, because I bought you the car.

270
00:12:07,254 --> 00:12:09,279
What? How could you do that?

271
00:12:09,304 --> 00:12:11,687
What? Because I know
you're gonna love it.

272
00:12:12,056 --> 00:12:14,228
Ow!

273
00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:17,054
Unbelievable. You're so selfish.

274
00:12:17,079 --> 00:12:19,496
- That really dinged me.
- Selfish?

275
00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:21,054
Left a dent.

276
00:12:21,079 --> 00:12:23,129
You know what? I'm gonna take it back.

277
00:12:23,154 --> 00:12:24,570
You do what you want.

278
00:12:24,595 --> 00:12:26,011
Am I bleeding?

279
00:12:26,283 --> 00:12:27,816
Where'd you park it?

280
00:12:27,841 --> 00:12:30,258
It's the only car out
front with a bow on it!

281
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:33,650
I'm a little dizzy.

282
00:12:36,627 --> 00:12:38,345
Mama?

283
00:12:39,907 --> 00:12:42,691
So he-he just threw the keys at you?

284
00:12:43,060 --> 00:12:46,103
I don't really remember.
I kind of blacked out.

285
00:12:47,575 --> 00:12:48,941
Anyway...

286
00:12:48,966 --> 00:12:51,467
sorry for coming by unannounced.

287
00:12:51,492 --> 00:12:54,826
Oh, it's okay. Lots of
people come here unannounced.

288
00:12:54,851 --> 00:12:56,994
At least it's not 2:00 in the morning.

289
00:12:57,681 --> 00:13:01,353
Yeah, that's kind of what I
wanted to talk to you about.

290
00:13:01,639 --> 00:13:03,722
You know Tammy's on parole, right?

291
00:13:03,747 --> 00:13:06,214
Yes, I love her anyway.

292
00:13:06,239 --> 00:13:09,745
She could get into a lot
of trouble for dating a guy

293
00:13:09,770 --> 00:13:11,322
who's living with a sweet, handsome,

294
00:13:11,347 --> 00:13:14,382
but obviously criminal cousin.

295
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:17,559
Which reminds me,

296
00:13:18,728 --> 00:13:20,791
please give this back to Sergei.

297
00:13:21,408 --> 00:13:23,115
Oh, Sergei's not criminal,

298
00:13:23,117 --> 00:13:25,713
he is what we call "middleman."

299
00:13:26,268 --> 00:13:29,423
Dimitri and Misha, now
those guys are criminals.

300
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:33,992
Look, you don't want Tammy
to go back to prison, right?

301
00:13:33,994 --> 00:13:35,210
Of course not.

302
00:13:35,212 --> 00:13:38,244
But you live with somebody
she can't be around.

303
00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:43,252
Oh, so as long as I'm living
with Sergei, she's at risk?

304
00:13:43,254 --> 00:13:44,611
Yes.

305
00:13:46,663 --> 00:13:47,913
I get it.

306
00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:51,176
Thank you, Yuri.

307
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:54,189
No, thank you, Christy.

308
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,731
Shall I tell Sergei that you came by?

309
00:14:03,948 --> 00:14:06,199
I'm not on parole, why the hell not?

310
00:14:09,255 --> 00:14:11,288
- Hey there, can I tell you about our...
- No.

311
00:14:11,313 --> 00:14:12,814
- You look like you're in the market...
- No.

312
00:14:12,839 --> 00:14:15,673
- There's my favorite...
- No. Office, now.

313
00:14:15,935 --> 00:14:18,095
- Want a jelly doughnut?
- No!

314
00:14:18,563 --> 00:14:20,634
Well, I do.

315
00:14:22,681 --> 00:14:24,716
What's wrong? Having
trouble with the Sirius XM?

316
00:14:24,741 --> 00:14:26,649
A lot of our older custom...

317
00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:29,126
A lot of our customers do.

318
00:14:29,472 --> 00:14:30,805
I'm returning the car.

319
00:14:31,408 --> 00:14:33,519
- Bonnie, sit down.
- No.

320
00:14:33,521 --> 00:14:35,854
Okay, well, I'm sitting.
I'm on my feet all day.

321
00:14:35,856 --> 00:14:37,272
Hey, if I showed you a thing,

322
00:14:37,274 --> 00:14:39,275
could you tell me if it's a corn?

323
00:14:39,502 --> 00:14:41,669
I want you to tear up the contract.

324
00:14:41,694 --> 00:14:45,496
Look, I have a pretty good idea
of what you're going through.

325
00:14:45,521 --> 00:14:47,604
You got jelly on your shirt.

326
00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,611
Aw, damn it.

327
00:14:50,261 --> 00:14:53,494
Dance with a jelly doughnut,
sometimes you pay the piper.

328
00:14:54,314 --> 00:14:57,543
Look, when I met Candace,

329
00:14:57,545 --> 00:14:59,661
I was living in my van.

330
00:14:59,663 --> 00:15:02,892
Now I have a five bedroom
house, membership at a golf club,

331
00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:05,801
collection of vintage arcade games.

332
00:15:05,803 --> 00:15:08,353
Frogger, so underrated.

333
00:15:10,775 --> 00:15:13,455
Son of a...

334
00:15:14,228 --> 00:15:15,978
Is this going somewhere?

335
00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,517
What I'm trying to say is it
took me a while to get used

336
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:22,461
to having nice things, but
it turns out, it's great.

337
00:15:22,528 --> 00:15:25,028
But aren't you afraid
it's all gonna go away?

338
00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:29,970
Even if it does, at least I
enjoyed it while it lasted.

339
00:15:30,575 --> 00:15:33,526
Huh. That actually makes sense.

340
00:15:33,864 --> 00:15:37,252
Really? 'Cause when I was
saying it, it sounded weird.

341
00:15:37,785 --> 00:15:40,335
I don't know, maybe I
am getting in my own way.

342
00:15:40,337 --> 00:15:42,236
I've always been a "live
in the moment" kind of gal,

343
00:15:42,261 --> 00:15:43,537
and now I'm obsessing about something

344
00:15:43,562 --> 00:15:45,062
that hasn't even happened.

345
00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:48,298
Thoughts are not reality.

346
00:15:48,710 --> 00:15:52,378
Wow, listen to me,
and I'm not even high.

347
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,718
Baxter.

348
00:15:53,743 --> 00:15:56,119
Fine, tail end of a good buzz.

349
00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:58,827
Enjoy this while you can.

350
00:15:59,588 --> 00:16:01,773
Aren't you afraid it's
gonna make you soft?

351
00:16:01,775 --> 00:16:05,644
Oh, I'm soft, but Candace is loaded.

352
00:16:05,646 --> 00:16:07,563
As long as I'm with her, I'm fine.

353
00:16:07,565 --> 00:16:10,142
And you sure you two
are solid, jelly boy?

354
00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,034
Yeah.

355
00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:14,393
Are we solid?

356
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:20,330
Hey, sweetie, I just
called to say I lo...

357
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,851
Yeah, sure, you can call me back.

358
00:16:24,134 --> 00:16:26,835
It's fine. She's just a little busy.

359
00:16:32,021 --> 00:16:33,654
Hey, Tammy. Aren't you going inside?

360
00:16:33,679 --> 00:16:35,545
- I've been waiting for you.
- Oh.

361
00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:38,205
- Oh.
- Oh...

362
00:16:38,512 --> 00:16:40,712
Yuri told me you had
a little talk with him.

363
00:16:41,681 --> 00:16:43,649
Okay, yes, you're mad,

364
00:16:43,651 --> 00:16:45,651
but I just felt it was important

365
00:16:45,653 --> 00:16:46,985
- that he knew...
- He dumped me.

366
00:16:47,291 --> 00:16:49,071
- What?
- Yeah.

367
00:16:49,073 --> 00:16:52,024
No. No, no, no, no, he
wasn't supposed to dump you,

368
00:16:52,026 --> 00:16:53,442
he was supposed to dump Sergei.

369
00:16:53,444 --> 00:16:54,943
He can't dump Sergei, he's family,

370
00:16:54,945 --> 00:16:56,995
and he's the whole
reason Yuri's in America.

371
00:16:58,569 --> 00:17:00,686
- I'm so sorry.
- I thought we were friends.

372
00:17:00,711 --> 00:17:03,428
We are. That's why I did
it. I love you too much

373
00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:05,153
to see you go back to prison.

374
00:17:05,178 --> 00:17:07,345
I set you up on a date,
and you ruined my life.

375
00:17:07,435 --> 00:17:08,984
Tammy, come on.

376
00:17:09,009 --> 00:17:12,010
Just a heads-up, I'm gonna share
the crap out of this in there,

377
00:17:12,012 --> 00:17:13,986
and I'm not gonna say your
name 'cause that's not cool,

378
00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:16,846
but they're gonna know.
Oh, they're gonna know!

379
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:27,602
? And I've got such
a long way to go ?

380
00:17:27,627 --> 00:17:29,072
? Such a long way to go ?

381
00:17:29,097 --> 00:17:32,065
? To make it to the
border of Mexico ?

382
00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:35,314
? So I'll ride like the wind ?

383
00:17:35,339 --> 00:17:38,874
? Ride like the wind ?

384
00:17:38,899 --> 00:17:40,572
? Gonna ride like the wind ?

385
00:17:40,597 --> 00:17:43,018
? Bah, dah, dah, dah ?

386
00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:45,406
? Bah, dah, dah, dah ?

387
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:47,898
- What are you looking at?
- ? Bah, bah, bah, bah ?

388
00:17:47,948 --> 00:17:49,481
? Bah, dah, dah, dah ?

389
00:17:49,483 --> 00:17:52,017
? Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah ?

390
00:17:52,019 --> 00:17:55,231
? Bah, bah, bah... ?

391
00:17:55,256 --> 00:17:56,855
This is what I wanted to see.

392
00:17:56,857 --> 00:17:59,291
- You happy, enjoying this.
- I am.

393
00:17:59,293 --> 00:18:02,127
And you even upgraded the model,
got all the bells and whistles.

394
00:18:02,129 --> 00:18:03,862
Hey, I wanted to do it right.

395
00:18:03,864 --> 00:18:05,998
We might have to live
in this thing someday.

396
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,767
But still, did you need
the rear entertainment system?

397
00:18:08,769 --> 00:18:13,105
You guys ever see Minions?
It is so good!

398
00:18:13,107 --> 00:18:16,523
I could totally live back here.

399
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:21,847
? Ride like the wind ?

400
00:18:21,849 --> 00:18:23,315
? Bah, dah, dah, dah ?

401
00:18:23,317 --> 00:18:25,906
? Bah, bah, bah, bah,
dah, dah, dah, dah. ?

402
00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:29,343
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