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Previously on Hawaii Five-O...

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We need this place
for a few days for a stakeout.

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You cannot do this, Agnes is
coming back this week.

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Anybody asks, I'm Agnes's nephew
and we're just house-sitting.

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What is the matter with you?

6
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Please, can we just finish
this surveillance and go home?

7
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Who are you?

8
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Oh, I'm Ricky.

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Agnes has me check in
on Mr. Pickles

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while she's out of town.

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You looking for this?

12
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Oh, no.
That's the, uh, catnip, bro.

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Where's the cat?

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You called the drug dealer
to find Mr. Pickles?

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Hey. What are you guys
doing here?

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You found Mr. Pickles
and you brought him back,

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so, for that, we're
gonna give you a pass.

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Whew.

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- Thank you.
- Yeah.

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? I ?

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? Have never done
anything right ?

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? Before tonight ?

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? Before tonight ?

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? I ?

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? I used to show
some semblance of control. ?

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Hey! What's going on?!

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Let me out of here!

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Please!

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What's that?

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[Hawaii Five-O
theme song plays]

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? Hawaii Five-O 9x21 ?
He Kama Na Ka Pueo

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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man

33
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Okay, I-I understand.
I'm just saying,

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- what-what if she did?
- She didn't.

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How do you know that?

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How do I know that?
We don't even know her, Danny.

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I've never... I don't even
know what she looks like.

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So what?

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We were in her apartment once
five years ago for a stakeout.

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Right? Why... And now
we're in her will?

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- Doesn't make any sense.
- Look, she's, uh...

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obviously wasn't
a normal person in the head.

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Right? You hear
about this stuff all the time.

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Crazy cat lady.
Uh-huh.

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Uh, uses coupons
her whole life.

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Come to find out she's, uh,
worth millions of dollars

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when she dies.

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She leaves it to two
complete strangers?

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Y-Yeah. Well, I mean, w-we're
here for a reason, right?

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I mean, she left us
something, you know?

51
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Yeah.

52
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Look, I'm just saying,

53
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I think you're gonna be
sadly disappointed.

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Yeah, and I'm just saying
that you should start looking

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for a new partner if there's
anything north of $250,000

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for us here, because,
in that case, I am gone.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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We are here to see Mr. Inouye,

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uh, regarding
the Agnes Miller estate.

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Okay.

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Please, have a seat.

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Mr. Inouye
will be with you shortly.

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- Thank you.
- No way!

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You dudes were invited
to this thing, too?

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Bring it in! Hey!

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So sad about Agnes. She was
like a second bubbie to me.

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What's up, bro?
How are you, man?

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- Let's... I got a little cold. - Oh.
- I don't want to give it to you.

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Um, I don't...
I don't remember you. Uh...

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You kidding?
It's Ricky. Ricky Schiff.

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He lived in Agnes's building.

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Remember? He came upstairs, and,
uh, he tried to sell us drugs

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and exotic animals
and stuff.

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Yeah. Yep, yep, yep.

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Exotic animals.
That was wack.

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What are you doing? You're
staying out of trouble, I hope.

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Oh, dude, you know it. It's
actually because of you guys.

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Yeah. You guys scared me
straight, know what I mean?

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Showed me the errors
of my ways, yeah.

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Ricky Schiff is
rehabilitated,

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reformed, and a...

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another word that
starts with "R."

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- I got one.
- Really grateful.

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- How's that?
- Okay, good.

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Good to see you're, uh...

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you're staying
out of trouble.

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Thanks, man. Thanks.

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Sorry to keep you waiting,
gentlemen,

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but this shouldn't take long.

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Please, have a seat.

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Um, Agnes Miller
had no family,

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and you three are the only ones
attending this reading.

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All right.

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"I, Agnes Eugenia Miller

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"of 2120 Nanamaoa Street,
apartment 5B..."

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Yada yada yada. Yeah.

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Uh, here we go.
"...do hereby bequeath

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"all of my tangible
personal property

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"and all policies
and proceeds

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"of insurance covering
such property,

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"including all real estate,
stocks and cash holdings,

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"currently valued
at $842,671,

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to the Humane Society of Oahu."

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Okay. Um,

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everything went
to the Humane Society.

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Then, uh,
what are we doing here?

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Well, Mrs. Miller did see fit

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to carve out two exceptions
in her will.

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Agnes left this for
you and your partner.

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- Hey.
- Box of porcelain cats.

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- Wonderful.
- Score.

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It seems Mrs. Miller
felt that you two

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would be the perfect
stewards of her beloved

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cat figurine collection,
- Mm-hmm.

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uh, given the
sensitivity you showed

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when you had one
of the figurines repaired.

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Yeah.

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What are you doing?

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I just wanted to capture
the exact moment

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that your, uh, dreams
crumbled around you.

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April, you can bring him in now.

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I'm sorry, I thought we were
the only people attending this.

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Yes, you are.

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No way!

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Is that who I think it is?

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Hi!

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Mrs. Miller was very clear
in her instructions

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that Mr. Schiff would become
the legal guardian of her prized

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Turkish Angora cat,

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Mr. Pickles.

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Hey there, Mr. P.

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I missed you.

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However, due to
the unsuitability

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of your current
residential status,

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I am duty bound
to find a more...

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satisfactory home
for Mr. Pickles.

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Okay. So, what,
what-what does that mean?

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My understanding
is that Mr. Schiff

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is currently
on parole

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and is living in
a halfway house.

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I thought you said
you were rehabilitated.

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Okay. My bad.

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Should've said "rehabilitating."

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Well, who gets the cat?

145
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Well, that, uh...
that went poorly.

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You really thought you were
gonna inherit a million dollars?

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I mean, you got a
bunch of cat figurines

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and custody of an actual cat.

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Yeah, I didn't get custody
of a cat.

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The cat's not coming home
with me.

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Hey, you. You have till
the end of the day

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to find that cat a home,
or I'm taking it to the pound.

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I don't care what
that lawyer says.

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I'm not inheriting a cat because
of your housing situation.

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I don't get
why you guys don't want him.

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Mr. Pickles is a primo animal.

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Hey, Ricky, listen to me.

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I think Mr. Pickles is great.

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I like the cat a lot.

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But I have a dog.
His name's Eddie.

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He doesn't do well
with small animals,

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so I can't
take the cat.

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And what about you, Robin?

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Remind me
why you can't take him.

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Well, because I don't want
to take him,

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I'm not gonna take him,
I refuse,

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and that's that.
I don't like cats.

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- I'm not a cat guy. Mm.
- Harsh, dude.

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It is a little harsh,
but the best part about that

170
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is Detective Williams here
basically is a cat.

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I mean, it's like
his spirit animal.

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Okay.

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Why do you say that?

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Well, the reason
I say that, Daniel,

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is because the cat
is a solitary animal.

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Moody, aloof,

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temperamental.
They don't socialize well.

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And they spend

179
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an inordinate amount of time
grooming themselves.

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He's right, man.

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I totally get a cat vibe
off of you.

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Oh, do you?
Because you don't know me.

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I spent two minutes with you
five years ago. Shut up.

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That's exactly what a cat
would say.

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All right.

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- We gonna go halfsies, all right?
- Mm.

187
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I know, I know you said you
didn't want anything, but, uh,

188
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come on, get down on this.
- No, really,

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- I'm-I'm good.
- You sure?

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I-I already ate. Yeah.

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- More for me.
- Besides,

192
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I'm... sort of off shellfish
right now.

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Is that right?

194
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How come?

195
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I saw this documentary
about it.

196
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Turns out shrimp
are basically

197
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the vacuum cleaners
of the ocean,

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sucking up all that nasty stuff
off the bottom.

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- Mm.
- Not to mention,

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during cleaning, they're disemboweled
- Mm.

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and essentially left to soak

202
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in their own excrement.
- Mm-hmm.

203
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- It's nasty.
- Mm-hmm.

204
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Oh.

205
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Oh, I'm sorry.

206
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Was that little speech

207
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supposed to make me stop
eating my shrimp burrito?

208
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Because I have the
stomach of a billy goat.

209
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- Mm.
- And nothing in this world

210
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can keep me from
these delicious

211
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vacuum cleaners
of the sea.

212
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Mmm. Mmm!

213
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So good.

214
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Hey, Lou, I appreciate you
inviting me to breakfast.

215
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- I really do.
- Man, please.

216
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You're a cheap date. All you
ordered is a large coffee.

217
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Man, we can have breakfast
every day if you want to.

218
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You know you don't have to take
care of me or anything, right?

219
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Adam, I have two kids

220
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and an idiot, sticky-fingered
brother to worry about.

221
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You think I'm trying
to add to that list?

222
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Come on, man.

223
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I'm just checking on you, okay?

224
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I'm just making sure
you're good, all right?

225
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Because, let's
face it, you've...

226
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you've had a pretty
eventful year.

227
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That's all.

228
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Yeah, I suppose I have.

229
00:10:10,779 --> 00:10:12,946
But I'm...

230
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I'm doing okay, though.

231
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Really. I...

232
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I'm-I'm getting through it.

233
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You know?

234
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I do know.

235
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I'll tell you
something else I know.

236
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Let's-let's just, um...

237
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Let's keep it 100,
as the kids say.

238
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You and me, we're a
couple of tough guys.

239
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And the thing
about us tough guys

240
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is that when-when something...

241
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personal happens to us,

242
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we have a tendency to...

243
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push it down and bottle it up

244
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and...

245
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and we take on
the guilt

246
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and shame of it all

247
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and we work it around
in our heads,

248
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until, somehow, the whole
damn thing's our fault.

249
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Yeah.

250
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A few years back,
I went through

251
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a very, very dark period,

252
00:11:03,865 --> 00:11:05,999
and, um...

253
00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:08,034
brother, I was
at the end of my rope.

254
00:11:08,103 --> 00:11:10,470
I couldn't see a way out of it.

255
00:11:13,241 --> 00:11:16,876
I thank God every day
for my wife, man.

256
00:11:16,945 --> 00:11:19,345
My kids, my family and friends.

257
00:11:19,414 --> 00:11:21,981
Because if it
wasn't for them...

258
00:11:24,786 --> 00:11:27,053
Man, look, you got me all...

259
00:11:27,122 --> 00:11:29,055
Look...

260
00:11:29,124 --> 00:11:32,425
I'm just trying to let
you know that you have

261
00:11:32,494 --> 00:11:36,229
the same support system
available to you from me.

262
00:11:36,298 --> 00:11:37,463
From all of us.

263
00:11:37,532 --> 00:11:40,233
But in particular, from me.

264
00:11:40,302 --> 00:11:42,402
I'll admit, you know, I...

265
00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:45,839
there were times when I...

266
00:11:45,907 --> 00:11:49,309
I didn't even know if I
would make it through the day.

267
00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:51,578
Yeah.

268
00:11:51,646 --> 00:11:55,982
You know, the idea that I could
be sitting here with you...

269
00:11:56,051 --> 00:11:59,719
with this job that I have,
you know, feeling the way I do,

270
00:11:59,788 --> 00:12:03,256
genuinely...
optimistic about my future,

271
00:12:03,325 --> 00:12:05,859
that would have
seemed impossible

272
00:12:05,927 --> 00:12:08,027
to me back then.
- Yeah.

273
00:12:08,096 --> 00:12:10,964
- And yet, here I am.
- Here you are.

274
00:12:11,032 --> 00:12:13,933
I'm excited
about what's in store for me.

275
00:12:14,002 --> 00:12:16,836
- As long as it's not one of these, right?
- Hell no.

276
00:12:16,905 --> 00:12:18,683
You got to see this documentary, man.

277
00:12:18,707 --> 00:12:20,985
I'm telling you,
it's gonna change your life.

278
00:12:21,009 --> 00:12:22,675
Yeah.

279
00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:24,377
Oh, it's Noelani.

280
00:12:24,446 --> 00:12:26,646
I guess breakfast
is over.

281
00:12:29,017 --> 00:12:30,337
So, what's this all about?

282
00:12:30,385 --> 00:12:31,996
Workers arrived this morning
to find signs

283
00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:34,821
of forced entry and fresh
human remains in the oven.

284
00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:37,657
Fresh? How fresh?

285
00:12:37,726 --> 00:12:39,359
Based on the temperature
of the oven,

286
00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:40,827
I'd estimate
the cremation occurred

287
00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:43,830
sometime between the hours
of midnight and 2:00 a.m.

288
00:12:43,899 --> 00:12:45,965
And from what I hear,
CSU hasn't been able

289
00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:47,901
to recover anything
that might indicate

290
00:12:47,969 --> 00:12:50,770
who was behind the break-in--
no prints or DNA.

291
00:12:50,839 --> 00:12:52,505
And no cameras, I assume,

292
00:12:52,574 --> 00:12:55,608
because who worries about
a crematorium being robbed?

293
00:12:55,677 --> 00:12:58,478
Say, Doc, you think anybody'd
break into a place like this

294
00:12:58,546 --> 00:13:01,848
with a body to burn just to save
a few bucks on a cremation?

295
00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:03,983
Or nah?

296
00:13:04,052 --> 00:13:05,285
Or nah, Captain.

297
00:13:05,353 --> 00:13:06,586
All signs point

298
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,421
to this being
a murder investigation.

299
00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:09,923
But we can't
declare it as such

300
00:13:09,991 --> 00:13:11,357
until we've I.D.'d our vic.

301
00:13:11,426 --> 00:13:13,626
And since at the moment
all we have to go on

302
00:13:13,695 --> 00:13:15,161
is a pile
of bones and ash...

303
00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:18,364
We're gonna have a hell of
a time finding out who this is.

304
00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:19,866
Or was.

305
00:13:19,935 --> 00:13:21,135
Not to mention who killed him.

306
00:13:29,214 --> 00:13:30,713
Oh, my goodness,

307
00:13:30,782 --> 00:13:33,049
he's such a flirty guy.

308
00:13:33,118 --> 00:13:34,995
You know, there are cats
that have survived falls

309
00:13:35,019 --> 00:13:37,053
of over 30 stories,

310
00:13:37,122 --> 00:13:38,488
onto concrete.
- Hey.

311
00:13:38,523 --> 00:13:39,566
What are you doing?
Don't do that.

312
00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:40,646
Don't give him ideas, okay?

313
00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,725
I would not throw the
cat out the window.

314
00:13:43,228 --> 00:13:44,761
Besides, this window
does not open.

315
00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:49,599
Well, Mr. Pickles here
needs a new home,

316
00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:51,200
so who wants him?

317
00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:53,032
No. Sorry.
Uh, me and Eddie are in

318
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,301
a monogamous relationship, so...
it's not gonna work.

319
00:13:55,306 --> 00:13:57,373
Yeah, don't
get me wrong. I mean,

320
00:13:57,442 --> 00:13:59,275
uh, I like cats--
it's just, if it wasn't

321
00:13:59,344 --> 00:14:02,078
for the risk
of cat scratch fever

322
00:14:02,147 --> 00:14:04,347
and the whole
toxoplasma gondii thing...

323
00:14:06,084 --> 00:14:07,917
It's a fatal brain parasite,

324
00:14:07,986 --> 00:14:09,652
contracted
from cat poop.

325
00:14:09,721 --> 00:14:11,420
- You.
- Oh, no. Thank you.

326
00:14:11,489 --> 00:14:13,434
No, thank you, though.
But thank you. Yeah, 'cause...

327
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:14,902
'cause it's a slippery slope,
you know?

328
00:14:14,926 --> 00:14:17,026
I get one cat,
then I have a hundred cats,

329
00:14:17,095 --> 00:14:18,828
and then I'm a
crazy spinster

330
00:14:18,897 --> 00:14:21,664
cat lady drinking box wine
and watching Lifetime movies

331
00:14:21,733 --> 00:14:23,199
and just wondering,
where, where,

332
00:14:23,268 --> 00:14:24,734
where did I go wrong?

333
00:14:24,803 --> 00:14:25,946
Well, then why don't
you all go back

334
00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:27,530
to work, then, all of you?
- Okay. Okay.

335
00:14:28,206 --> 00:14:30,406
All right, Ricky,
how are we doing

336
00:14:30,475 --> 00:14:31,641
with the adopt-a-cat
profile?

337
00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:33,209
What do you think?

338
00:14:34,412 --> 00:14:35,711
Looks good.

339
00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:37,246
Well, I don't think
it looks good.

340
00:14:37,315 --> 00:14:39,660
I mean, respectfully, I think
that I would change the picture,

341
00:14:39,684 --> 00:14:41,395
because in this picture
the cat looks satanic.

342
00:14:41,419 --> 00:14:43,986
Don't list his age,
because nobody wants an old cat

343
00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:46,355
that's gonna have to go
to the vet back and forth

344
00:14:46,424 --> 00:14:47,723
and eventually die, right?

345
00:14:49,427 --> 00:14:50,760
Duty calls.

346
00:14:50,829 --> 00:14:53,329
All right, look, uh, just list,

347
00:14:53,398 --> 00:14:55,631
uh, the cat's...
strong points.

348
00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:58,201
We need this cat gone by the
end of today, you understand?

349
00:14:58,269 --> 00:14:59,368
All right. Okay.
All right?

350
00:14:59,437 --> 00:15:00,803
- Got it?
- Yep.

351
00:15:00,872 --> 00:15:02,683
Oh, Danny, at some stage,
we should get together

352
00:15:02,707 --> 00:15:04,919
and talk about how you want
to divide up these figurines.

353
00:15:04,943 --> 00:15:07,276
No, they're all yours.
I don't like cats or glass cats.

354
00:15:07,345 --> 00:15:08,477
Whoa, whoa,
what would Agnes say?

355
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:09,313
I don't care.

356
00:15:09,314 --> 00:15:10,913
I don't know Agnes.
I never met her.

357
00:15:10,982 --> 00:15:13,149
Just heard back
from Noelani.

358
00:15:13,218 --> 00:15:15,885
She was able to recover a
metal fragment from the ashes.

359
00:15:15,954 --> 00:15:17,253
Turns out our victim

360
00:15:17,322 --> 00:15:19,822
had a pacemaker.
- Which exploded under the heat.

361
00:15:19,891 --> 00:15:22,191
But we were able to grab
a serial number from it,

362
00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:23,960
and from there, we got an I.D.

363
00:15:24,896 --> 00:15:26,662
Dale Samson. 46.

364
00:15:26,731 --> 00:15:28,965
From what we can gather,
Mr. Samson

365
00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:31,300
had been marketing himself
as a P.I.

366
00:15:31,369 --> 00:15:32,902
And he was not one?

367
00:15:32,971 --> 00:15:34,737
Not according
to the Hawaii State Board

368
00:15:34,806 --> 00:15:36,339
of Private Detectives
and Guards.

369
00:15:36,407 --> 00:15:38,407
But he was selling
his services...

370
00:15:40,078 --> 00:15:42,411
...on Craigslist.

371
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:43,557
All right, people,
what's the sitch?

372
00:15:43,581 --> 00:15:44,625
What are you
doing? Go back.

373
00:15:44,649 --> 00:15:46,182
Copy that.

374
00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:47,850
Please.

375
00:15:47,919 --> 00:15:49,785
That was
an unusually handsome cat.

376
00:15:49,854 --> 00:15:51,354
Yeah? He's all yours.
You want him?

377
00:15:51,422 --> 00:15:54,323
Man, I got enough mouths to feed
in my house as it is.

378
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,193
- Allergies.
- Convenient.

379
00:15:57,262 --> 00:15:58,928
As you were saying.

380
00:15:58,997 --> 00:16:00,963
For a time, Mr. Samson
was employed by HPD.

381
00:16:01,032 --> 00:16:02,698
But then he was terminated
for cause.

382
00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:03,933
Evidence tampering

383
00:16:04,002 --> 00:16:05,568
and taking bribes
and things like that.

384
00:16:05,637 --> 00:16:07,937
Well, that explains why he
couldn't get a P.I. license.

385
00:16:08,006 --> 00:16:09,846
And why he's looking
for clients on Craigslist.

386
00:16:09,908 --> 00:16:11,908
Probably because
he was taking the jobs

387
00:16:11,976 --> 00:16:14,844
that no reputable investigator
would even touch.

388
00:16:14,913 --> 00:16:16,457
The dangerous kind--
the kind that might

389
00:16:16,481 --> 00:16:17,747
get a fella killed.
- All right,

390
00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:19,775
we just need to figure out
what he was working on.

391
00:16:19,817 --> 00:16:22,184
I'm gonna send Tani and Junior
over to check out his house.

392
00:16:22,253 --> 00:16:23,430
You guys dig
into his financials,

393
00:16:23,454 --> 00:16:24,654
his telephone records

394
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,100
and whatever you need to,
to find out

395
00:16:26,124 --> 00:16:27,568
who he was working for
and what he was investigating.

396
00:16:27,592 --> 00:16:29,225
You got it.

397
00:16:34,565 --> 00:16:35,898
Danny seems pretty desperate

398
00:16:35,967 --> 00:16:37,767
to get rid of Mr. Pickles.

399
00:16:37,835 --> 00:16:40,503
Yeah. Because he knows,
if he can't find any takers,

400
00:16:40,571 --> 00:16:42,972
he's gonna be the one taking that cat home.
- Mm-hmm.

401
00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:45,641
And I know, a hundred percent,
McGarrett can't.

402
00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:46,954
Yeah, 'cause he's
already got too many

403
00:16:46,978 --> 00:16:48,177
animals in the
house as it is.

404
00:16:48,246 --> 00:16:49,545
Oh.

405
00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:52,815
Um...

406
00:16:52,884 --> 00:16:55,985
so, I ha...
um, I have a favor to ask,

407
00:16:56,054 --> 00:16:59,422
and just please let me know
if it's too much.

408
00:16:59,490 --> 00:17:01,791
Okay? Like, really
no pressure at all.

409
00:17:01,859 --> 00:17:04,760
If you feel like you have to
say no, then by all means,

410
00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:06,062
I will totally...
- Stop.

411
00:17:08,099 --> 00:17:10,299
- Continue.
- Thank you.

412
00:17:10,335 --> 00:17:12,702
Um...

413
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:14,704
So, a friend of mine's
getting married...

414
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:15,705
Mm-hmm.

415
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:18,207
...and while I consider myself

416
00:17:18,276 --> 00:17:20,209
a fully independent

417
00:17:20,278 --> 00:17:22,445
and socially...

418
00:17:22,513 --> 00:17:24,347
capable and confident...

419
00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:26,615
person...

420
00:17:26,684 --> 00:17:27,917
these things
are, like,

421
00:17:27,986 --> 00:17:29,585
so brutal

422
00:17:29,654 --> 00:17:31,220
if you're on your own.
- Mm-hmm.

423
00:17:31,289 --> 00:17:33,990
Um, and so...

424
00:17:34,058 --> 00:17:36,359
I was wondering if...

425
00:17:36,427 --> 00:17:40,029
and again, just stop me right
now and please just say no if...

426
00:17:40,098 --> 00:17:42,298
Sure. I'll be your date.

427
00:17:43,334 --> 00:17:44,567
Really?

428
00:17:44,635 --> 00:17:45,768
- Yeah.
- Okay.

429
00:17:45,837 --> 00:17:47,247
Thank you. 'Cause I
was really worried

430
00:17:47,271 --> 00:17:48,671
I was gonna have
to ask someone,

431
00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:51,073
and then they'd, like,
get the wrong impression.

432
00:17:51,142 --> 00:17:52,353
- Uh-huh.
- 'Cause, like, I just want

433
00:17:52,377 --> 00:17:53,609
to go with a friend

434
00:17:53,678 --> 00:17:55,778
and have a good time, you know?-.

435
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,783
Do you have a suit?
'Cause you

436
00:17:58,784 --> 00:18:01,851
- Suit?
have to wear a suit for these things.

437
00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:03,919
Now I'm gonna need
to find one.

438
00:18:03,988 --> 00:18:04,988
It's open bar.

439
00:18:05,056 --> 00:18:06,422
- Is it?
-Yes.

440
00:18:06,491 --> 00:18:08,224
Okay, well, that's
definitely gonna help.

441
00:18:08,292 --> 00:18:09,959
- Totally.
- Yeah.

442
00:18:21,806 --> 00:18:23,706
You'd think, as a former cop,

443
00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:25,574
Samson would lock his door.

444
00:18:25,643 --> 00:18:27,276
This is Hawaii.

445
00:18:29,881 --> 00:18:32,314
Hmm. Surprise, surprise.

446
00:18:32,383 --> 00:18:35,284
Looks like he
was robbed.

447
00:18:35,353 --> 00:18:36,353
Clear.

448
00:18:38,022 --> 00:18:39,288
Okay, so, what's missing?

449
00:18:39,357 --> 00:18:41,624
Got laptop wires but no laptop.

450
00:18:44,262 --> 00:18:45,773
All right, so they took
the flat-screen.

451
00:18:45,797 --> 00:18:48,197
So, what happens?
Someone comes in here,

452
00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:51,000
takes a couple
of big-ticket items...

453
00:18:51,069 --> 00:18:53,669
That must be our point of entry.

454
00:18:53,738 --> 00:18:56,072
They probably didn't know
that the door was open.

455
00:18:59,243 --> 00:19:00,976
Look at this.

456
00:19:01,045 --> 00:19:02,978
Discoloration on the floor.

457
00:19:03,981 --> 00:19:05,648
What was that, a rug?

458
00:19:05,716 --> 00:19:07,950
Why would they
take it, though?

459
00:19:08,019 --> 00:19:09,885
Must have been
one expensive-ass rug,

460
00:19:09,954 --> 00:19:12,421
except... judging
by the decor in here,

461
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:14,123
it seems unlikely.

462
00:19:14,192 --> 00:19:15,825
Unless it was used
to move a body.

463
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:17,359
Look at these drag marks.

464
00:19:17,428 --> 00:19:18,994
This has got to be
Dale Samson's blood.

465
00:19:19,063 --> 00:19:22,164
This has to be our
primary crime scene.

466
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:24,667
Okay, so Samson is here
when the thief breaks in.

467
00:19:24,735 --> 00:19:26,202
He gets murdered.

468
00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:28,337
He gets rolled up in a rug.

469
00:19:28,406 --> 00:19:29,705
Carried out the front door,

470
00:19:29,774 --> 00:19:31,974
which would explain why
it was left unlocked.

471
00:19:32,043 --> 00:19:33,742
So, there's a robbery,

472
00:19:33,811 --> 00:19:35,978
a murdered homeowner.

473
00:19:36,047 --> 00:19:39,281
The body's removed.

474
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:42,218
- Why is he burned at a crematorium?
- I don't know.

475
00:19:42,286 --> 00:19:45,688
It's not exactly a page out
of your standard playbook.

476
00:19:45,756 --> 00:19:47,923
Well... it's a shame
about the rug.

477
00:19:47,992 --> 00:19:50,593
I'm sure it
really tied the room together.

478
00:19:50,661 --> 00:19:53,028
So, I ran Samson's insurance,

479
00:19:53,097 --> 00:19:55,731
looking for any big-ticket items
he had listed

480
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,633
on the policy,
and then I called around to see

481
00:19:57,702 --> 00:19:59,880
if any of the stuff had shown up
at our local pawnshops.

482
00:19:59,904 --> 00:20:01,303
Good thinking.
Anyone try to move

483
00:20:01,372 --> 00:20:02,416
a 60-inch flat-screen today?

484
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:05,407
Yep, and a DSLR camera,
some lenses

485
00:20:05,476 --> 00:20:06,842
and one of those robot vacuums.

486
00:20:06,911 --> 00:20:10,045
All owned by Dale Samson and
all pawned at the same place.

487
00:20:10,114 --> 00:20:12,047
Great work. Did you get
an I.D. on the seller?

488
00:20:12,116 --> 00:20:13,616
Michael Manoa.

489
00:20:13,684 --> 00:20:16,285
Priors include B and E
and aggravated assault.

490
00:20:16,354 --> 00:20:18,220
I'm sending you his address now.

491
00:20:26,364 --> 00:20:27,463
He's right there.

492
00:20:27,532 --> 00:20:28,532
- Go.
- Got him.

493
00:20:37,842 --> 00:20:39,875
Michael Manoa,
you're under arrest.

494
00:20:39,944 --> 00:20:42,077
Excellent form
on that tackle, by the way.

495
00:20:42,113 --> 00:20:43,579
Yeah, thanks.

496
00:20:43,648 --> 00:20:45,447
Highly impressive.

497
00:20:51,322 --> 00:20:52,755
What's that sound?

498
00:20:55,326 --> 00:20:57,226
Help! Help!

499
00:20:57,295 --> 00:20:59,295
Help! Help!

500
00:21:01,265 --> 00:21:03,265
Who the hell is this guy?

501
00:21:10,889 --> 00:21:13,823
You've had a busy 24 hours,
haven't you, Michael?

502
00:21:14,431 --> 00:21:16,312
First, you rob and
kill Dale Samson,

503
00:21:16,313 --> 00:21:18,180
then you kidnap some
poor guy on the street

504
00:21:18,249 --> 00:21:19,860
and accuse him of
sleeping with your wife.

505
00:21:19,884 --> 00:21:21,717
He is sleeping with my...

506
00:21:21,786 --> 00:21:24,019
Wait. Dale Samson is dead?

507
00:21:24,088 --> 00:21:26,455
- And you think I did it?
- Yeah, we do.

508
00:21:26,524 --> 00:21:29,124
And we got footage of you
trying to sell the stuff

509
00:21:29,193 --> 00:21:31,593
that you stole from his
house to a pawnshop.

510
00:21:31,662 --> 00:21:33,173
And we know that he
was working for you

511
00:21:33,197 --> 00:21:34,908
'cause we got checks that
you wrote to him, so...

512
00:21:34,932 --> 00:21:36,031
sort of adds up.

513
00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:38,100
Here's the deal.
For a while now, I've known

514
00:21:38,169 --> 00:21:39,468
my wife's been
stepping out on me

515
00:21:39,537 --> 00:21:41,503
with this dude who goes
to the local coffee shop.

516
00:21:41,572 --> 00:21:43,172
So I hired Samson

517
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,907
to follow her and get proof.

518
00:21:44,975 --> 00:21:46,675
But he kept
stringing me along,

519
00:21:46,744 --> 00:21:48,410
billing me for all these hours,

520
00:21:48,479 --> 00:21:50,079
claiming he couldn't
find anything.

521
00:21:50,147 --> 00:21:53,415
When I asked for my money back,
he stopped returning my calls.

522
00:21:53,484 --> 00:21:56,885
So, in lieu of a refund,
you-you rob him?

523
00:21:56,954 --> 00:21:58,732
What happen? He come home
halfway through or something?

524
00:21:58,756 --> 00:21:59,966
Is that how you
ended up killing him?

525
00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:01,557
Whoa, slow your roll, bro.

526
00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:03,759
I'll admit I broke
into the dude's house

527
00:22:03,828 --> 00:22:05,694
this morning
and took some stuff,

528
00:22:05,763 --> 00:22:07,196
but he wasn't there.

529
00:22:07,264 --> 00:22:08,730
This morning?
What time this morning?

530
00:22:08,799 --> 00:22:10,866
I don't know,
around 10:00, maybe.

531
00:22:10,935 --> 00:22:13,435
I went by when I knew
he would be at work.

532
00:22:13,504 --> 00:22:16,872
I was gonna break in the door,
but he left it unlocked.

533
00:22:18,142 --> 00:22:19,542
Mr. Manoa,
where were you last night

534
00:22:19,577 --> 00:22:22,111
between the hours of
midnight and 2:00 a.m.?

535
00:22:22,179 --> 00:22:23,545
In bed.

536
00:22:23,614 --> 00:22:26,682
In bed?
Anybody corroborate that?

537
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:28,917
Yeah. My girlfriend.

538
00:22:30,187 --> 00:22:31,453
I was at her place all night.

539
00:22:34,258 --> 00:22:36,558
You're, uh... you're, uh...
This is good.

540
00:22:36,627 --> 00:22:38,627
You, uh... you went
through all the trouble

541
00:22:38,696 --> 00:22:40,336
to find out who's
sleeping with your wife,

542
00:22:40,364 --> 00:22:42,865
uh, and you got a girlfriend?

543
00:22:42,933 --> 00:22:45,134
Hey. Never said I was perfect.

544
00:22:45,202 --> 00:22:46,735
No, you're not...

545
00:22:46,804 --> 00:22:48,604
- you're not perfect.
- Okay.

546
00:22:48,672 --> 00:22:49,983
You know what,
we're gonna run your alibi,

547
00:22:50,007 --> 00:22:51,585
so you're gonna sit tight here
for a while.

548
00:22:51,609 --> 00:22:53,075
I got one more question.

549
00:22:53,144 --> 00:22:54,821
The laptop that you stole
from Samson's place--

550
00:22:54,845 --> 00:22:56,645
we know you didn't pawn it.
Where is it?

551
00:22:56,714 --> 00:22:58,013
I didn't steal no laptop.

552
00:22:59,316 --> 00:23:01,016
You think I would have wasted
20 minutes

553
00:23:01,085 --> 00:23:02,818
getting a flat-screen TV
off the wall

554
00:23:02,887 --> 00:23:05,587
if there was a laptop
right there for the taking?

555
00:23:06,790 --> 00:23:08,323
Gentlemen.

556
00:23:08,392 --> 00:23:09,625
- Breaking news.
- Huh?

557
00:23:09,693 --> 00:23:11,493
Our suspect's alibi checks out.

558
00:23:11,562 --> 00:23:13,495
I spoke with
his girlfriend.

559
00:23:13,564 --> 00:23:15,397
She said that he was
with her all night.

560
00:23:15,466 --> 00:23:17,499
And here's proof.

561
00:23:19,403 --> 00:23:22,237
That's security camera footage
from the girlfriend's building.

562
00:23:22,306 --> 00:23:25,307
Time stamp confirms
that Manoa left out of there

563
00:23:25,376 --> 00:23:26,553
a little after 9:00 a.m.
this morning.

564
00:23:26,577 --> 00:23:28,577
All right, so he's an idiot,

565
00:23:28,646 --> 00:23:30,879
but he's not our killer.
- Right on both counts.

566
00:23:30,948 --> 00:23:33,448
By the time Manoa showed up
to rob the place,

567
00:23:33,517 --> 00:23:35,150
our vic had already
been dead for hours.

568
00:23:35,219 --> 00:23:37,497
And I think he's telling the
truth about that laptop, too.

569
00:23:37,521 --> 00:23:40,756
'Cause HPD tossed his house
and his car-- no sign of it.

570
00:23:40,824 --> 00:23:42,536
All right, so if Manoa
didn't take the laptop,

571
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:43,837
there's only one person
who could have.

572
00:23:43,861 --> 00:23:45,961
That'd be our killer.

573
00:23:46,030 --> 00:23:48,030
We got alerts out
to the pawnshops,

574
00:23:48,098 --> 00:23:51,333
but the good news is our vic
had an online backup service

575
00:23:51,402 --> 00:23:52,568
for his computer.

576
00:23:52,636 --> 00:23:53,802
Jerry's in the process

577
00:23:53,871 --> 00:23:55,804
of getting that data as we speak.

578
00:23:55,873 --> 00:23:57,272
Just got a call from the lab.

579
00:23:57,341 --> 00:23:58,840
Turns out our victim's pacemaker

580
00:23:58,909 --> 00:24:01,109
was implanted just over
a year ago, which is good,

581
00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:03,812
because modern pacemakers
transmit data to a server.

582
00:24:03,881 --> 00:24:05,814
And based on when that
transmission cut out,

583
00:24:05,883 --> 00:24:08,684
we now have an exact time
of death: 1:57 a.m.

584
00:24:08,752 --> 00:24:09,952
Oh, yeah.

585
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:12,554
That's way before
our vic's house was robbed.

586
00:24:12,623 --> 00:24:15,424
But 1:57 a.m.?

587
00:24:15,492 --> 00:24:17,793
It kind of sounds like
this guy was alive

588
00:24:17,861 --> 00:24:20,173
when they rolled him up in that
rug and took him out of there.

589
00:24:20,197 --> 00:24:21,797
Wait a minute.
Noelani said our victim

590
00:24:21,865 --> 00:24:23,165
was cremated between midnight

591
00:24:23,234 --> 00:24:25,133
and 2:00 a.m., right?
Which means,

592
00:24:25,202 --> 00:24:26,635
if the T.O.D. was 1:57...

593
00:24:26,704 --> 00:24:28,203
He was probably burned alive.

594
00:24:29,807 --> 00:24:32,608
Okay, it's looking like
our best lead is this laptop.

595
00:24:32,676 --> 00:24:34,142
Presuming the killer
did take it,

596
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:35,377
he took it for a reason.

597
00:24:35,446 --> 00:24:36,766
I'm gonna head down
and see Jerry.

598
00:24:36,814 --> 00:24:38,124
Uh, hopefully,
he's been able to pull

599
00:24:38,148 --> 00:24:39,628
some of the data
off this guy's cloud.

600
00:24:42,486 --> 00:24:44,019
Hi, Ricky.

601
00:24:44,088 --> 00:24:45,420
What up?

602
00:24:46,757 --> 00:24:48,957
Why is, uh...
why is the cat still here?

603
00:24:49,026 --> 00:24:50,270
I've been screening
candidates, man.

604
00:24:50,294 --> 00:24:54,096
Had a bunch call in,
but none were a good match.

605
00:24:54,164 --> 00:24:57,366
"Good match"? This isn't Tinder,
Ricky; it's a free cat.

606
00:24:57,434 --> 00:24:59,334
Anybody wants it,
they can have it, okay?

607
00:25:00,871 --> 00:25:03,071
Oh. One second.

608
00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:04,973
"Yellow."

609
00:25:05,042 --> 00:25:06,842
Yes, this is he.

610
00:25:06,910 --> 00:25:10,045
Yes, I am, sadly, looking for
a new home for Mr. Pickles.

611
00:25:10,114 --> 00:25:12,581
Uh, if I may, I have a couple
of questions for you.

612
00:25:12,650 --> 00:25:14,049
Do you own a dog?

613
00:25:14,118 --> 00:25:17,719
Okay. And what is your
annual household income?

614
00:25:17,788 --> 00:25:20,322
Give... G-G-G-G-Give me
the phone.

615
00:25:21,792 --> 00:25:23,258
Hello. Hi.

616
00:25:23,327 --> 00:25:25,794
Yeah, uh, it's my cat, uh,
and, uh, you can have it.

617
00:25:25,863 --> 00:25:28,530
Just come to Iolani Palace
in the next half an hour,

618
00:25:28,599 --> 00:25:31,166
and he's all yours.
Okay? Thanks.

619
00:25:33,771 --> 00:25:35,871
5:30, Ricky--
the cat is gone by 5:30,

620
00:25:35,939 --> 00:25:37,939
or I'm gonna take the little guy
to the pound.

621
00:25:38,008 --> 00:25:39,419
Hey, you don't want
to go to the pound.

622
00:25:39,443 --> 00:25:40,742
Do you?

623
00:25:40,811 --> 00:25:42,477
Bad things happen
at the pound.

624
00:25:42,546 --> 00:25:43,779
Okay.

625
00:25:43,847 --> 00:25:45,213
5:30, Rick.

626
00:25:45,282 --> 00:25:46,715
I saw that.

627
00:25:46,784 --> 00:25:47,784
Saw what?

628
00:25:47,818 --> 00:25:49,451
You're a closet cat lover.

629
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,386
Uh, no, I'm not.

630
00:25:51,455 --> 00:25:53,121
Yes, yes, yes, you are.

631
00:25:53,190 --> 00:25:54,823
I saw you.

632
00:25:54,892 --> 00:25:56,792
The way you were...

633
00:25:58,495 --> 00:26:00,329
Come on, dude.
You know what's up.

634
00:26:00,397 --> 00:26:02,497
The way you were tickling him
behind the ears.

635
00:26:02,566 --> 00:26:04,566
Couldn't help but love him
just a little bit, huh?

636
00:26:04,635 --> 00:26:05,767
No, thank you.

637
00:26:05,836 --> 00:26:07,135
I know what your problem is.

638
00:26:07,204 --> 00:26:08,437
Tell me.

639
00:26:08,505 --> 00:26:09,616
It's not that you hate cats.

640
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,817
It's that you love them
too much.

641
00:26:10,841 --> 00:26:12,441
- Ah.
- Can you honestly tell me

642
00:26:12,509 --> 00:26:15,177
this is the first kitty
you've ever wanted to love?

643
00:26:15,245 --> 00:26:17,045
Okay. I'm gonna...

644
00:26:17,114 --> 00:26:19,114
- I'm gonna tell you a secret, okay?
- What's up?

645
00:26:19,183 --> 00:26:21,183
I, um... I did have a cat once.

646
00:26:21,251 --> 00:26:22,951
Hmm, called it.

647
00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:25,520
And, uh, the only think I took
away from the whole experience

648
00:26:25,589 --> 00:26:27,255
is that I never want one
ever again.

649
00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:28,423
Okay?

650
00:26:28,492 --> 00:26:31,126
5:30. Please.

651
00:26:34,098 --> 00:26:36,765
Jerry. Were you able to access
our victim's cloud storage?

652
00:26:36,834 --> 00:26:39,067
Yeah. I still have a ton
of files to pore through,

653
00:26:39,136 --> 00:26:40,547
but there's something
you need to see.

654
00:26:40,571 --> 00:26:43,138
Among the various case files,

655
00:26:43,207 --> 00:26:45,340
I found something
in the deleted e-mail folder.

656
00:26:45,409 --> 00:26:48,977
A message that was sent two
hours after Dale Samson's T.O.D.

657
00:26:49,046 --> 00:26:51,279
Two hours after the T.O.D.
There's only person

658
00:26:51,348 --> 00:26:53,203
who could have accessed the laptop.
- His killer.

659
00:26:53,204 --> 00:26:54,162
Who did he e-mail?

660
00:26:54,163 --> 00:26:55,929
This guy, Daniel Nettles,

661
00:26:55,998 --> 00:26:57,097
and check out
what he wrote.

662
00:26:57,165 --> 00:26:58,543
"I've made a breakthrough
in your case.

663
00:26:58,567 --> 00:27:00,500
"Get on the first plane
to Hawaii and send me

664
00:27:00,569 --> 00:27:01,679
"the flight information.
I'll have somebody

665
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,336
pick you up at the
airport." Wait. Wait.

666
00:27:03,405 --> 00:27:05,171
This is why
he needed the laptop.

667
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,706
He's luring this guy out here.

668
00:27:06,775 --> 00:27:08,019
Yeah, and it seems
to have worked,

669
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:10,021
because Nettles replied
with his flight information

670
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,145
almost immediately
after receiving that e-mail.

671
00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:13,680
He just touched down
30 minutes ago.

672
00:27:13,749 --> 00:27:15,815
All right, we got
to track down the killer

673
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,484
before Nettles
ends up dead, too.

674
00:27:17,552 --> 00:27:19,386
- Mr. Nettles.
-Yes.

675
00:27:19,454 --> 00:27:20,965
- Let me get that for you.
- Thank you.

676
00:27:20,989 --> 00:27:22,122
My car's right this way.

677
00:27:22,190 --> 00:27:23,635
Mr. Samson's looking
forward to seeing you.

678
00:27:23,659 --> 00:27:25,091
Great.

679
00:27:34,626 --> 00:27:36,149
- Bad news.
- What is it?

680
00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:38,183
I just got off the phone
with airport security.

681
00:27:38,252 --> 00:27:39,772
Now, they're gonna
lock the place down,

682
00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:42,454
but based on the time
that Nettles' plane landed,

683
00:27:42,523 --> 00:27:44,556
they figure he's
probably long gone.

684
00:27:44,625 --> 00:27:45,724
I tried calling him.

685
00:27:45,792 --> 00:27:47,259
His phone's off.

686
00:27:47,327 --> 00:27:48,894
- Means we can't track it?
- Nope.

687
00:27:48,962 --> 00:27:50,507
All right, Junior,
get an APB out on Nettles.

688
00:27:50,531 --> 00:27:51,630
On it.

689
00:27:51,698 --> 00:27:53,165
Hey, I know what
Daniel Nettles

690
00:27:53,233 --> 00:27:55,767
was paying Samson
to investigate.

691
00:27:55,836 --> 00:27:58,303
It is now day nine of the search
for Jennifer Nettles,

692
00:27:58,372 --> 00:28:00,305
the 18-month-old
who disappeared

693
00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:03,108
from her San Antonio, Texas,
home on July 7.

694
00:28:03,143 --> 00:28:07,512
The FBI is now assisting local
law enforcement with the case,

695
00:28:07,581 --> 00:28:10,749
and a $50,000 reward
has been established

696
00:28:10,817 --> 00:28:13,251
for information
leading to the safe return

697
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,819
of the missing girl.

698
00:28:14,888 --> 00:28:17,689
Her parents, Daniel and Karen
Nettles, spoke today

699
00:28:17,758 --> 00:28:19,991
at a press conference
announcing the reward.

700
00:28:20,060 --> 00:28:21,393
If anyone out there
knows anything

701
00:28:21,461 --> 00:28:23,828
about Jennifer's
disappearance,

702
00:28:23,897 --> 00:28:27,065
we're begging you
to please come forward.

703
00:28:27,134 --> 00:28:30,035
We just want to bring
our daughter home.

704
00:28:30,103 --> 00:28:32,671
All right, I mean, this...
this report's over 20 years old.

705
00:28:32,739 --> 00:28:34,250
So, what happened
to the daughter?

706
00:28:34,274 --> 00:28:36,608
- Did they end up finding her?
- No.

707
00:28:36,677 --> 00:28:38,637
And due to the circumstances
of her disappearance,

708
00:28:38,679 --> 00:28:41,012
the father, Daniel Nettles,
became a suspect.

709
00:28:41,081 --> 00:28:42,121
Was never charged, though.

710
00:28:42,182 --> 00:28:44,416
Eventually, the media
circus died down,

711
00:28:44,484 --> 00:28:45,924
- and the case went cold.
- Right.

712
00:28:45,986 --> 00:28:47,197
But Nettles wanted
to keep looking

713
00:28:47,221 --> 00:28:48,954
for his daughter,
so he hired Samson.

714
00:28:49,022 --> 00:28:51,590
Exactly. This guy has spent
the last 24 years

715
00:28:51,658 --> 00:28:54,059
going state by state,
hiring local P.I.'s

716
00:28:54,127 --> 00:28:55,672
to help search
for his missing daughter.

717
00:28:55,696 --> 00:28:57,162
Hawaii was one of
the last states

718
00:28:57,231 --> 00:28:59,097
he had left.
- Okay, so we're thinking

719
00:28:59,166 --> 00:29:00,999
Samson was killed
for getting too close

720
00:29:01,068 --> 00:29:02,834
to solving the mystery

721
00:29:02,903 --> 00:29:04,736
of Jennifer Nettles'
disappearance.

722
00:29:04,805 --> 00:29:06,282
Which means whoever killed him
must have been

723
00:29:06,306 --> 00:29:08,440
involved in the kidnapping
back in the day.

724
00:29:08,508 --> 00:29:10,320
Now they've lured Nettles
here to take him out,

725
00:29:10,344 --> 00:29:12,210
end his search for good.

726
00:29:36,703 --> 00:29:37,769
Are you...

727
00:29:37,838 --> 00:29:39,871
you sure this is where
he wanted to meet?

728
00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:42,507
Mr. Samson owns the place.
He's inside waiting on you.

729
00:29:42,576 --> 00:29:45,343
He's gonna bring you up to
speed on the investigation.

730
00:29:48,115 --> 00:29:51,149
Mr. Samson?
It's Daniel Nettles.

731
00:29:54,454 --> 00:29:57,555
Wh-What is this?
What's really going on here?

732
00:29:57,624 --> 00:29:58,556
Hey!

733
00:30:41,335 --> 00:30:42,578
Duke says there's
no further information

734
00:30:42,602 --> 00:30:43,768
on Nettles' whereabouts.

735
00:30:43,837 --> 00:30:45,770
Every available
unit that HPD has

736
00:30:45,839 --> 00:30:47,105
is out looking for him.

737
00:30:47,174 --> 00:30:48,740
Okay, what else we got?

738
00:30:48,809 --> 00:30:50,887
So, we know Daniel Nettles
hired Samson ten days ago.

739
00:30:50,911 --> 00:30:52,422
We've been retracing
Samson's movements

740
00:30:52,446 --> 00:30:54,779
over that time period
and seeing what steps he took

741
00:30:54,848 --> 00:30:56,225
to look into the girl's
disappearance.

742
00:30:56,249 --> 00:30:59,417
We have a list of phone numbers
and a couple dozen addresses

743
00:30:59,486 --> 00:31:01,019
we pulled from the GPS
in Samson's car.

744
00:31:01,088 --> 00:31:02,888
And from that,
we put together a list of names

745
00:31:02,923 --> 00:31:04,456
of the people he contacted.

746
00:31:04,524 --> 00:31:06,169
And that's where we hit
a dead end, because

747
00:31:06,193 --> 00:31:08,860
none of these people lived
in the San Antonio region

748
00:31:08,929 --> 00:31:10,573
around the time of
Jennifer Nettles' disappearance.

749
00:31:10,597 --> 00:31:13,898
Hold on. What if we've been
looking at this all wrong?

750
00:31:13,967 --> 00:31:15,367
How do you mean?

751
00:31:15,435 --> 00:31:17,869
Look, so far, we've been
assuming that Samson was killed

752
00:31:17,938 --> 00:31:19,148
for getting too close
to the kidnapper.

753
00:31:19,172 --> 00:31:20,672
Right? And maybe
that's what happened.

754
00:31:20,741 --> 00:31:22,140
Maybe that's why
he was killed.

755
00:31:22,209 --> 00:31:24,943
But what if that wasn't
the focus of his search?

756
00:31:24,978 --> 00:31:26,878
He's right.
All of Samson's leads

757
00:31:26,947 --> 00:31:28,113
were centered on Jennifer.

758
00:31:28,181 --> 00:31:30,021
- She's the one he was looking for.
- The girl.

759
00:31:30,050 --> 00:31:32,851
What if he was getting close
to finding the girl,

760
00:31:32,919 --> 00:31:35,754
and somehow he tipped the
kidnapper off in the process?

761
00:31:35,822 --> 00:31:36,988
Okay, hang on.

762
00:31:37,057 --> 00:31:38,757
It's-it's been over 20 years.

763
00:31:38,825 --> 00:31:41,192
You-you still think
that Jennifer Nettles is alive

764
00:31:41,261 --> 00:31:43,728
and on this island...
with the kidnapper?

765
00:31:43,797 --> 00:31:46,464
I got nothing else,
but we can't rule it out.

766
00:31:46,533 --> 00:31:49,334
He's right. You know
what we should do?

767
00:31:49,403 --> 00:31:51,302
We should run these
addresses we got

768
00:31:51,371 --> 00:31:54,105
from Samson's GPS
against DMV records,

769
00:31:54,174 --> 00:31:55,740
and see if we
find any women

770
00:31:55,809 --> 00:31:57,285
that are close to
Jennifer's current age.

771
00:31:57,309 --> 00:31:58,544
Okay.

772
00:31:58,545 --> 00:32:02,614
So, if we look for women
between, say,

773
00:32:02,682 --> 00:32:05,884
19 and 24 years of age...

774
00:32:07,754 --> 00:32:08,987
Wait. Lower left.

775
00:32:09,055 --> 00:32:11,055
Emily Henderson.
I think I've seen her before,

776
00:32:11,124 --> 00:32:12,290
in Samson's computer.

777
00:32:15,295 --> 00:32:17,429
Last year, the FBI released
an age-progressed photo

778
00:32:17,497 --> 00:32:19,898
of what Jennifer Nettles
might look like today,

779
00:32:19,966 --> 00:32:21,833
and Daniel Nettles
sent a copy of that picture

780
00:32:21,902 --> 00:32:23,635
to Dale Samson
when he hired him.

781
00:32:23,703 --> 00:32:27,071
Whoa. That's her.
Th-That's got to be her.

782
00:32:27,140 --> 00:32:29,073
Jerry, dig
into the DMV database.

783
00:32:29,142 --> 00:32:32,343
See if you can find out anybody
else living at this address.

784
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:35,246
Wade Henderson.

785
00:32:35,315 --> 00:32:37,415
Born in California in '64.

786
00:32:37,484 --> 00:32:40,185
Has kept a local address
for the last 16 years.

787
00:32:40,253 --> 00:32:42,253
Okay, go back further.

788
00:32:42,322 --> 00:32:43,788
Go, go deep.

789
00:32:45,392 --> 00:32:46,991
Well, that's weird.

790
00:32:47,060 --> 00:32:48,460
No IRS records

791
00:32:48,528 --> 00:32:49,694
prior to 1996.

792
00:32:49,763 --> 00:32:52,130
Then Wade Henderson
is a fake identity.

793
00:32:52,199 --> 00:32:53,898
Run facial rec, please.

794
00:32:58,205 --> 00:33:01,239
All right, Wade Henderson
is actually Jesse Stoltz.

795
00:33:01,308 --> 00:33:03,374
Arrested in '92
for aggravated assault.

796
00:33:03,443 --> 00:33:05,076
In Laredo, Texas.

797
00:33:05,145 --> 00:33:07,445
Laredo's a stone's throw
from San Antonio,

798
00:33:07,514 --> 00:33:09,113
where Jennifer
was abducted.

799
00:33:09,182 --> 00:33:11,182
So we were right--
she's living with the kidnapper.

800
00:33:11,251 --> 00:33:13,351
Certainly seems that way.
We got to find them now.

801
00:33:24,631 --> 00:33:26,698
I'm gonna ask...
one more time:

802
00:33:26,766 --> 00:33:28,766
Who else knows
you hired Dale Samson

803
00:33:28,835 --> 00:33:30,835
and you're looking
for your daughter in Hawaii?

804
00:33:30,904 --> 00:33:32,537
And I'm gonna tell you again,

805
00:33:32,606 --> 00:33:34,506
you can burn in hell
for what you did.

806
00:33:40,180 --> 00:33:43,314
How could you take her from me?

807
00:34:03,136 --> 00:34:04,536
Stay back!

808
00:34:04,604 --> 00:34:07,906
Anybody tries to come
in here, he's dead!

809
00:34:11,511 --> 00:34:13,545
Jerry, what do you got?

810
00:34:13,613 --> 00:34:15,213
HPD's pulled up
on Henderson's place.

811
00:34:15,282 --> 00:34:17,248
- It's turned into a standoff.
- Copy that.

812
00:34:21,288 --> 00:34:22,587
- Hey.
-Hey.

813
00:34:22,656 --> 00:34:23,955
So, we have shooters

814
00:34:24,024 --> 00:34:26,324
surrounding the perimeter,
but the windows are drawn.

815
00:34:26,393 --> 00:34:27,801
Ready to breach on your command.

816
00:34:27,825 --> 00:34:29,728
Shouldn't we try to defuse
the situation first?

817
00:34:29,729 --> 00:34:31,340
It doesn't seem like
that's an option.

818
00:34:31,364 --> 00:34:33,898
Henderson has his phone on him,
but he's not answering it.

819
00:34:33,967 --> 00:34:35,647
It looks like we're
going in, then.

820
00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:40,492
- I got an idea.
- Well, make it fast,

821
00:34:40,540 --> 00:34:41,806
'cause we don't have much time.

822
00:34:49,648 --> 00:34:51,848
All right, Tani, she's here.

823
00:34:54,607 --> 00:34:56,693
Emily, I'm Commander
Steve McGarrett

824
00:34:56,694 --> 00:34:57,959
with the Five-O task force.

825
00:34:58,028 --> 00:34:59,271
This is my colleague,
Tani Rey.

826
00:34:59,272 --> 00:35:00,650
I don't understand.
What's happening?

827
00:35:00,674 --> 00:35:02,807
Come with us.
Come on.

828
00:35:07,848 --> 00:35:11,316
No. No, this isn't possible.

829
00:35:11,385 --> 00:35:13,618
He's my father.

830
00:35:13,687 --> 00:35:14,797
Emily, I can't even imagine what

831
00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:16,099
you must be going through,
but right now,

832
00:35:16,123 --> 00:35:18,990
he's in that house holding a
gun to another man's head.

833
00:35:19,059 --> 00:35:21,493
A man that's been searching
for you for the last 24 years.

834
00:35:21,561 --> 00:35:24,763
A man we believe is
your real father.

835
00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:27,565
I don't understand.
What is it you want from me?

836
00:35:27,634 --> 00:35:29,067
We need your help.

837
00:35:35,909 --> 00:35:37,308
Emily?

838
00:35:37,377 --> 00:35:38,677
- Dad.
- Yeah.

839
00:35:38,745 --> 00:35:39,811
Dad, I'm here.

840
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,912
I'm outside the cabin.

841
00:35:41,948 --> 00:35:44,783
What's going on?

842
00:35:47,554 --> 00:35:50,055
Uh, Dad, whatever you did,

843
00:35:50,123 --> 00:35:53,124
or whatever this is,
we can work it out.

844
00:35:57,431 --> 00:36:00,231
I-I'm so sorry.
I am.

845
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:03,068
You-You just need
to put the gun down

846
00:36:03,136 --> 00:36:04,402
and come outside, okay?

847
00:36:04,471 --> 00:36:05,804
It's gonna be all right.

848
00:36:13,547 --> 00:36:14,547
I can't do that.

849
00:36:14,581 --> 00:36:16,748
Yes, you can, Daddy, please.

850
00:36:19,086 --> 00:36:20,485
Dad.

851
00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:21,953
Dad.

852
00:36:25,025 --> 00:36:26,791
Daddy, please.

853
00:36:30,263 --> 00:36:31,796
Got shots fired!

854
00:36:31,865 --> 00:36:33,231
Come here, come here.
Go.

855
00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:34,899
Move in!
Stay right here.

856
00:36:34,968 --> 00:36:36,534
Go, go, go!

857
00:36:56,656 --> 00:36:58,323
Clear!

858
00:37:00,827 --> 00:37:02,227
Clear.

859
00:37:02,295 --> 00:37:03,228
- Are you Nettles?
- Yeah.

860
00:37:03,296 --> 00:37:04,796
No, no, no, no.
Stay down. Just relax.

861
00:37:04,865 --> 00:37:07,031
We're Five-O. We've got
some help coming, okay?

862
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:09,667
Just relax.
I'm gonna take these off.

863
00:37:32,526 --> 00:37:33,925
If anyone out there

864
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,796
knows anything about
Jennifer's disappearance,

865
00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:39,564
we're begging you
to please come forward.

866
00:37:44,671 --> 00:37:45,837
Please.

867
00:37:45,906 --> 00:37:48,573
We just want to bring
our daughter home.

868
00:38:11,731 --> 00:38:15,500
You know, we see a lot of
weird stuff on this job,

869
00:38:15,569 --> 00:38:18,069
but kidnapping a girl,

870
00:38:18,138 --> 00:38:20,238
and then raising her
as your own daughter?

871
00:38:20,307 --> 00:38:22,807
Uh, yeah, Lou looked
into Henderson,

872
00:38:22,876 --> 00:38:26,077
and it turns out his wife
and kid died in a car accident.

873
00:38:26,146 --> 00:38:28,847
So, I guess that was
his messed up way

874
00:38:28,915 --> 00:38:30,682
of dealing with that grief.

875
00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:34,018
Okay, well, therapy could have
worked, too, but sure.

876
00:38:34,087 --> 00:38:37,722
- Yeah.
- Um, hey.

877
00:38:39,392 --> 00:38:41,659
You weren't...
you-you weren't offended

878
00:38:41,728 --> 00:38:44,662
when I asked you to be my date
for the wedding, were you?

879
00:38:44,731 --> 00:38:47,165
Oh, you mean because you
made it abundantly clear

880
00:38:47,234 --> 00:38:48,800
that it wasn't a date?

881
00:38:50,070 --> 00:38:52,003
Yeah.

882
00:38:52,072 --> 00:38:54,305
No, no.

883
00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:56,441
I'm actually
looking forward to it.

884
00:38:56,509 --> 00:38:57,775
You know, going as friends.

885
00:38:57,844 --> 00:39:00,545
Okay, good, yeah.
'Cause I am, too.

886
00:39:00,614 --> 00:39:02,780
- Cool.
- Yeah.

887
00:39:05,485 --> 00:39:08,486
And don't worry,
I'm not gonna make you dance.

888
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:11,356
Why do you assume that
I don't want to dance?

889
00:39:11,424 --> 00:39:12,624
Uh, I don't know.

890
00:39:12,692 --> 00:39:14,592
I just figured
you wouldn't like it

891
00:39:14,661 --> 00:39:16,661
and that you're
terrible at it.

892
00:39:16,730 --> 00:39:18,496
Well, you're half right.

893
00:39:23,571 --> 00:39:24,937
Where you going
with that box?

894
00:39:25,006 --> 00:39:28,174
- The dumpster's downstairs.
- Oh, that's funny.

895
00:39:28,242 --> 00:39:30,309
That's funny. No, I actually
just went to see Jerry.

896
00:39:30,378 --> 00:39:32,311
Did a little research,
and it turns out

897
00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:33,980
these figurines are
actually collectible,

898
00:39:34,048 --> 00:39:35,926
and they're currently
worth something, I don't know,

899
00:39:35,950 --> 00:39:37,883
north of ten grand
or something like that.

900
00:39:37,952 --> 00:39:39,151
Wow. That's great.

901
00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:41,720
- So, we, uh... we sell.
- We?

902
00:39:41,789 --> 00:39:43,689
We. We. 'Cause, I mean,
half that box is mine,

903
00:39:43,758 --> 00:39:44,790
so we whack it up.

904
00:39:44,859 --> 00:39:48,027
No. No, we don't.
You made it very clear to me

905
00:39:48,095 --> 00:39:49,695
that these kitty cats
were mine to keep.

906
00:39:49,764 --> 00:39:51,397
So I'm gonna keep them.

907
00:39:51,465 --> 00:39:53,399
And if they're
worth that now,

908
00:39:53,467 --> 00:39:57,303
imagine what they're gonna
be worth in 15, 20 years,

909
00:39:57,371 --> 00:39:59,405
when I'm ready to retire.

910
00:39:59,473 --> 00:40:01,440
You should, um...
you should be careful.

911
00:40:01,509 --> 00:40:03,287
You should be careful
because accidents happen.

912
00:40:03,311 --> 00:40:05,044
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

913
00:40:06,414 --> 00:40:07,513
How we doing?

914
00:40:07,582 --> 00:40:09,092
Find a home for
Mr. Pickles yet or what?

915
00:40:10,718 --> 00:40:12,551
Sorry, guy was a no-show.

916
00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:15,154
Look, I know you said you were
gonna take him to the pound,

917
00:40:15,223 --> 00:40:16,922
but you can't do that.
- Sure, I can.

918
00:40:16,991 --> 00:40:19,291
Mr. Pickles is
a special animal.

919
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,605
You know that.
You've felt his warm embrace.

920
00:40:20,606 --> 00:40:22,283
Ricky, remind me, when do
you get out of halfway?

921
00:40:22,307 --> 00:40:23,407
Four months.

922
00:40:23,475 --> 00:40:25,709
Four months. Put the
cat up for four months.

923
00:40:25,778 --> 00:40:27,851
Come on, I'll pay for
food and kitty litter.

924
00:40:27,875 --> 00:40:28,546
No.

925
00:40:28,547 --> 00:40:29,958
- That's a great idea.
- No, it's not.

926
00:40:29,982 --> 00:40:31,693
It's not a great idea.
It's a terrible idea.

927
00:40:31,717 --> 00:40:33,128
It's a low-maintenance
animal, Danny.

928
00:40:33,152 --> 00:40:36,053
Let me explain to you why a cat
is not low-maintenance, okay?

929
00:40:36,121 --> 00:40:38,155
They, um... they claw
on all your furniture.

930
00:40:38,223 --> 00:40:40,257
- Mm.
- They bring murdered animals

931
00:40:40,325 --> 00:40:41,903
into your house;
guts all over the place.

932
00:40:41,927 --> 00:40:44,428
They leave hair
all over your stuff.

933
00:40:44,496 --> 00:40:45,762
They throw up fur balls.

934
00:40:45,831 --> 00:40:47,935
They are a disaster
altogether.

935
00:40:47,936 --> 00:40:48,868
And, on top of
everything else,

936
00:40:48,937 --> 00:40:50,236
Rachel is allergic to cats.

937
00:40:50,305 --> 00:40:51,810
So...

938
00:40:51,834 --> 00:40:53,040
Is she?

939
00:40:53,041 --> 00:40:55,241
Oh, yes. Yes, she is.

940
00:40:55,310 --> 00:40:57,377
I had a cat once,
in college.

941
00:40:57,479 --> 00:40:59,157
I actually had a cat
when I was a kid, too.

942
00:40:59,181 --> 00:41:00,713
But anyway, I had to
get rid of the cat

943
00:41:00,782 --> 00:41:02,081
that I got
when I was in college

944
00:41:02,150 --> 00:41:03,270
because Rachel was allergic.

945
00:41:04,252 --> 00:41:06,719
Hmm, that's beautiful.
Who's Rachel?

946
00:41:06,788 --> 00:41:08,628
- Rachel's his ex-wife.
- Well, why do you care

947
00:41:08,657 --> 00:41:10,890
if your ex is allergic
to cats if...

948
00:41:10,959 --> 00:41:14,861
Oh... you're thinking maybe
she's not gonna stay your ex.

949
00:41:14,930 --> 00:41:17,463
That's not what I'm thinking.
Mind your business.

950
00:41:17,532 --> 00:41:19,032
No.

951
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:22,101
Okay, well, we have to
find another solution.

952
00:41:31,146 --> 00:41:32,746
Looks like it
just might work out.

953
00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:35,315
I was expecting fireworks,
not this.

954
00:41:36,351 --> 00:41:37,895
You know,
I was thinking about it.

955
00:41:37,919 --> 00:41:40,787
If I'm a cat,
you are a dog.

956
00:41:40,855 --> 00:41:42,455
I'll take that, man.

957
00:41:42,524 --> 00:41:44,224
I will take that.
Dogs are awesome.

958
00:41:44,292 --> 00:41:47,460
You know,
friendly, loyal.

959
00:41:47,529 --> 00:41:50,096
But they're loud, kind of dirty.

960
00:41:50,165 --> 00:41:53,099
Stupid. I mean, you
said so yourself,

961
00:41:53,168 --> 00:41:55,268
the cat is a superior animal.
- I did say that,

962
00:41:55,337 --> 00:41:57,737
but I no longer maintain
that philosophy.

963
00:41:57,806 --> 00:42:00,173
People change, Danny.
Dogs do, too.

964
00:42:00,242 --> 00:42:01,741
Cats, on the other hand,

965
00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:03,376
are inflexible
and set in their ways,

966
00:42:03,445 --> 00:42:05,378
just like you.

967
00:42:05,447 --> 00:42:06,779
Hmm.

968
00:42:06,848 --> 00:42:10,450
Yet, somehow we manage to get along.

969
00:42:10,518 --> 00:42:14,087
Oh, he's-he's going for Eddie's bowl.

970
00:42:15,957 --> 00:42:16,889
Eddie. Eddie. Eddie!

971
00:42:16,958 --> 00:42:18,091
Eddie! Eddie!

972
00:42:20,911 --> 00:42:23,545
Eddie, put the cat down!

973
00:42:23,569 --> 00:42:30,569
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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