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Hey, what's up?
I came as fast as I could.

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Title of your sex tape. Nailed it.

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So have you ever heard of a guy
named Bruno Rojas?

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Yeah, big guy
in the Colombian cartel, right?

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He was, until he got shot
in the chest yesterday

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by his top lieutenant.

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Apparently, the bullet went
straight through his nipple.

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Whoa. Nature's bull's-eye.

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Oh, my God, I love the way
your brain works.

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Anyway, he's in a coma now,
and Captain Holt thinks

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if I'm here when he wakes up,
I can get him to talk.

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- So what'd you call me for?
- Because I need a partner.

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- What about them?
- Oh, we're not here for work.

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I brought Scully in because
he needs some medical tests.

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Yeah, I'm here all the time.

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I'm kind of the mayor of this place.

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Cheryl, baby,
you got a fresh bag for me?

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Saving you the biggest one, Scully.

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You're too good to me.

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Anyway, I'll see you guys around.

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Dan, Dan, the enema man.

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Well, guess it's kind of nice
to see Scully in his element.

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Whoo!

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Jake, I can't stay here with you.

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I have so much on my plate at work.

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Yeah, so do I.

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I mean, I've been pulling
double shifts nonstop,

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but we haven't really gotten
to hang out in almost a month.

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Our anniversary is coming up,

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and we don't even have anything planned.

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I know, but we talked about this.

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We're gonna take a trip
as soon as we have time.

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- I promise.
- Just like you promised

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we would see the "Bumblebee" movie?

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I didn't promise that.
I believe what I said was,

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"Isn't that a kids' movie?"

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Yeah, and I believe what I said was,

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"It's for teens."

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Look, I get that you can't
take any time off from work,

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but this is a loophole. It's still work.

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You know, we can hang out here

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and chat and catch up and laugh,

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and technically,
we'll be doing our jobs.

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I call it a "casecation."

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? Casecation, all I ever wanted ?

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Ooh.

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? Casecation, had to get away ?

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Babe, this is so sweet,

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but do you honestly think
that Holt's gonna let me

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just hang out here
with you indefinitely?

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Yes. Just tell him I need supervision.

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I've spent the last six years
building up a reputation

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as an irresponsible goof
for this very moment.

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That is ridiculous. Holt respects you.

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Does he, though?

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Hello, you've reached
the office of Raymond Holt.

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I can come to the phone right now.

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Hey, sir, I'm just here
at the hospital with Jake,

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and I think he could use some...

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Oversight? Agreed.

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- So?
- ? Casecation

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? All I ever wanted

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Prepare to be romanced.

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Voilà.

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Bienvenue à Paris.

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Bonjour, madame. Fromage?

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Don't worry, Charles is leaving

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- in a second.
- I am?

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Yeah, you were just helping me set up.

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Fine. Enjoy your weird anniversary

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with just the couple, you selfish jerks.

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Thank you for your help!

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- So what do you think?
- I love it.

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- It's really romantic.
- Aww.

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I mean, except for the comatose body

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in the middle of the room.

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Oh, yeah, just pretend
he's part of Paris.

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Imagine we're on a walking tour

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of the Louvre, and he's a statue.

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- Oh.
- Yeah. Shall we, ma chérie?

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I asked the lady at the store
what her favorite cheeses were,

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and those were all super expensive,

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so I got us a budget-conscious
selection of local cheddars.

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So, a full year of marriage.
What was your favorite part?

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Are you asking me
to do a marriage highlight reel

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countdown à la "NBA Inside Stuff"?

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I mean, that's not exactly what I was...

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Number five!

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Ahmad Rashad. It's my best impression.

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Number five was the time

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that we accidentally got
our contact lenses switched.

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I got to see the world
through your eyes.

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But our prescriptions are different,

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- and the world was so blurry.
- Yeah, it was crazy.

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I thought I was having a stroke.

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- Okay, your turn.
- Number four!

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Oh, is an old witch
introducing this highlight?

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That was exactly what you sounded like.

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- No.
- Yes.

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- Agree to disagree.
- Fine.

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Number four was when we played laser tag

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and we shot all those little kids.

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Oh, yeah. We really messed up
little Mason's birthday party.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Deservedly so.

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- He was a jerk.
- Ugh.

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Okay, what should number three be?

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Ooh, I know.

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It was that time we shared
an UberPool with Michael Caine.

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Oh!

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I mean, obviously, Michael Caine

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was shooting a movie in London
at that time, and also,

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why would Michael Caine be
in an UberPool?

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- But it was still so cool.
- It really was.

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- We shared a car with Alfred.
- We did!

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Okay, number two.

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This might be my favorite moment

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of our entire time as a couple:
January 6th.

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- Eddie Redmayne's birthday.
- Why do you know that?

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'Cause he was weird
in "Jupiter Ascending."

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- Oh, yeah.
- I'm just a fan.

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Yeah, that's not what I'm talking about.

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Okay.

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It was the coldest night of the year,

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and you put socks on my feet
while I slept.

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You never even took credit for it.

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But now I'm getting credit for that

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and for not taking credit.

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That's double credit, you fool.

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You two are just the cutest.

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I can't wait for number one!

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Oh, it's Ahmad Rashad.

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I'm Pam. I'm from next door.

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I was listening to the two of you talk

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and just had to get a look.

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You're both very attractive.

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- Aren't they?
- Boyle, go home!

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Oh, Pam can stay but not me?

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Yeah, because she's a patient here.

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I'm assuming, because of your gown.

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I am. I have a twisted bowel.

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I have a tube; I have a bag.
Do you want to see?

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Oh, no, no, no. But thank you, Pam.

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Let me know if you smell anything.

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I don't even notice it anymore.

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Well, I'm pretty sure

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I actually already smell something.

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- No, you'll know.
- Oh.

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Do you two have kids?

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Mixed race babies are always
so adorable.

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Oh, you said words.

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Yeah, we don't have kids yet,

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but we're gonna start trying soon.

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I just have the one, my Bobby.

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He was such a cute little kid,
until he discovered his wiener.

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Pam, there you are.
It's time for your IV.

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You're playing music in here?
You can't do that.

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Why not, Nurse Janet?

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Is it gonna distract the doctors?

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Yes, that's exactly what it'll do.

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Okay, fine,
I'll turn it off immediately.

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- Are we the bad guys here?
- Yeah, it seems very likely.

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Hey, by the way,

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we don't have to pretend
we're undercover here.

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The hospital staff knows we're cops.

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Oh, I wasn't setting up cover.

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- Was I?
- Well, just the kids thing.

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Saying that we were gonna
start trying soon.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean right away.

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I just meant in the near future.

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Oh. Okay.

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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

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Cool, cool, cool, cool,

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except for that there's
one little problem there,

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which is that I don't know
that I totally know

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that I for sure want to have kids,

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so...

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- You don't?
- No.

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- Do you?
- Uh-huh.

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Oh.

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I don't understand. I thought we were

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on the same page about kids.

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- We talked about this.
- We did?

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Aw, look at these pictures
my brother sent of Matthew.

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- Mm.
- We should do this someday.

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What do you think?

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Are you kidding me? Of course.

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I was talking about going
to the water park.

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You were talking about having kids?

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Yeah! I said, "Do you think
we can afford it?"

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And you said, "We'll start
saving right away."

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So let me get this straight.

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All that water park money
I've been saving,

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you want to spend it on kids now?

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Yeah. Why would you want
to spend that much money

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on a water park?

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Look, I'm sorry.
I don't know what to say here.

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I just... I never wanted children.

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Well, I always have.

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All right, so how do we handle this?

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I mean, there's only one
thing to do when two people

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have diametrically opposing
views on a subject.

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Talk about it lovingly
and decide how to move forward?

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- Structured debate.
- Oh. Fun.

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High school format.
Modified Lincoln-Douglas.

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Let's take one hour apart
for research and prep. Yeah.

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Great, I'll just do a Lincoln-Douglas.

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I'd be careful if I were you.
Relationships are like bowels.

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Once you get them twisted,
they can never untwist.

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Pam, you're in here again.

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ONE HOUR LATER

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That's all you prepped?

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Yeah, I just searched my heart

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and then wrote down how I was feeling.

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I'm gonna eat you alive,
you dumb son of a bitch.

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Cool. And then we'll have kids together?

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Yeah. It's gonna be great.

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Okay, the topic today

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is whether or not
we should have children.

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I will be taking the affirmative.

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You will be taking the negative.

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Each round will be individually scored

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by our judge, Captain Holt.

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Do you need to hear my credentials?

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Debate moderator license
D as in delta, 8-1-0...

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- I believe you.
- Y as in Yankee, 4-1.

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J as in Juliet, J as in Juliet, 6.

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- Great.
- I have a variety of timers.

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- Do you prefer a buzz or a ding?
- Don't care.

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- Ding.
- Okay.

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Peralta, you can present
the first argument

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from your, uh...

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Scribbled list of feelings.

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I'll have you know

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that I have some
data-driven arguments as well.

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According to a study I read,
people with kids

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were less likely to report that
they were happy in their lives

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than people without kids.

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Now, call me crazy, but being
happy tends to make me feel,

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uh, pretty happy.

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Where did you read this study?

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Well, it wasn't something I read

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so much as told about.

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And who told you about it?

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- Hitchcock.
- Hitchcock?

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- Yeah.
- That seems like

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a pretty intellectual thing
for him to mention.

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What was the context?

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He had invested in a NuvaRing
competitor called Vag-a-Plug

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and was practicing
his sales pitch on me.

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This is your first argument?
Your opening statement?

252
00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:21,901
Point to Amy.

253
00:08:21,944 --> 00:08:23,344
All right, fine. Forget the study.

254
00:08:23,380 --> 00:08:25,141
I just don't want to lose
what we already have.

255
00:08:25,165 --> 00:08:27,341
Ask anyone with children
and they'll tell you

256
00:08:27,384 --> 00:08:30,431
children bring meaning and love
into your life.

257
00:08:30,474 --> 00:08:32,694
Yes, there may be some moments
that you lose,

258
00:08:32,738 --> 00:08:34,696
but there will also be new moments.

259
00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:36,132
Take the water park.

260
00:08:36,176 --> 00:08:40,180
I would never go with you,
but you know who would?

261
00:08:40,223 --> 00:08:42,443
- Your kid.
- Point to Amy.

262
00:08:42,486 --> 00:08:44,073
That's not your call to make, Peralta.

263
00:08:44,097 --> 00:08:45,359
Point to Amy.

264
00:08:45,402 --> 00:08:47,317
Okay, fine. New subject: work.

265
00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,189
We both work way too much.

266
00:08:49,232 --> 00:08:50,320
Why bother having kids

267
00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,820
if you never get
to spend time with them?

268
00:08:51,844 --> 00:08:54,194
I mean, I love my job,
and I know you love yours,

269
00:08:54,237 --> 00:08:55,258
and I don't think it's fair
for either of us

270
00:08:55,282 --> 00:08:56,805
to have to sacrifice that.

271
00:08:56,849 --> 00:08:58,565
Do you know why I want to
become lieutenant so badly?

272
00:08:58,589 --> 00:09:00,263
To prove your worth to
your hyper judgmental parents.

273
00:09:00,287 --> 00:09:01,505
Yes, obviously that.

274
00:09:01,549 --> 00:09:03,072
But also, the higher your rank,

275
00:09:03,116 --> 00:09:04,639
the more control over your hours.

276
00:09:04,682 --> 00:09:06,815
Plenty of people
have jobs and kids, Jake,

277
00:09:06,859 --> 00:09:08,295
and they find a way.

278
00:09:08,338 --> 00:09:09,838
This has become more about
your employment status.

279
00:09:09,862 --> 00:09:12,647
As your supervisor, I feel
I have a conflict of interest

280
00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:14,214
and should abstain from judging.

281
00:09:14,257 --> 00:09:15,824
Okay, so do we both get a point?

282
00:09:15,868 --> 00:09:18,000
No. Kevin has been
on the phone all this time.

283
00:09:18,044 --> 00:09:20,046
He's also a licensed debate moderator.

284
00:09:20,089 --> 00:09:22,700
License number J as in Juliet, 2-5-9...

285
00:09:22,744 --> 00:09:24,485
- This means nothing to me.
- H as in hotel.

286
00:09:24,528 --> 00:09:26,226
- Z as in Zulu.
- Oh, thank God he stopped.

287
00:09:26,269 --> 00:09:27,531
3-6-9.

288
00:09:27,575 --> 00:09:29,403
- Point to Amy.
- Okay, fine.

289
00:09:29,446 --> 00:09:33,015
You want to know why I really
don't want to have children?

290
00:09:33,059 --> 00:09:35,191
I had a crappy dad.

291
00:09:35,235 --> 00:09:37,082
I know what happens
when you mess up as a parent.

292
00:09:37,106 --> 00:09:38,586
It's not great.

293
00:09:38,629 --> 00:09:41,415
And this may come as a shock
to you, but...

294
00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:43,175
I kind of have some dad issues
with certain people.

295
00:09:43,199 --> 00:09:44,287
- Holt.
- Me.

296
00:09:44,331 --> 00:09:45,767
- Raymond.
- Yeah, but not just him.

297
00:09:45,811 --> 00:09:48,291
It's every male authority
figure from my entire life.

298
00:09:48,335 --> 00:09:50,095
Hey, Jake, can you move
"Legends of the Fall"

299
00:09:50,119 --> 00:09:51,183
from new releases into drama?

300
00:09:51,207 --> 00:09:52,252
You got it, Dad.

301
00:09:52,295 --> 00:09:54,254
Craig was only six weeks older than me.

302
00:09:54,297 --> 00:09:55,617
Since this has become about me,

303
00:09:55,646 --> 00:09:57,494
I'm gonna have to abstain
from this round as well,

304
00:09:57,518 --> 00:09:59,085
but Kevin is still standing by.

305
00:09:59,128 --> 00:10:01,085
Actually, I feel as though
your personal relationship

306
00:10:01,110 --> 00:10:02,436
with Peralta affects me too.

307
00:10:02,479 --> 00:10:04,264
Luckily, I had Gail standing by as well.

308
00:10:04,307 --> 00:10:05,874
Oh, my God, you guys know Gail?

309
00:10:05,918 --> 00:10:07,093
Who's Gail?

310
00:10:07,136 --> 00:10:08,157
Vice president of the Debaters Club.

311
00:10:08,181 --> 00:10:09,747
This is a very big deal.

312
00:10:09,791 --> 00:10:10,942
Do you need to hear my credentials?

313
00:10:10,966 --> 00:10:13,099
License number U as in uniform, 7...

314
00:10:13,142 --> 00:10:15,318
No! No more credentials, please.

315
00:10:15,362 --> 00:10:16,838
I don't want to have
a structured debate.

316
00:10:16,863 --> 00:10:18,730
It's an idiotic way to decide something.

317
00:10:18,755 --> 00:10:19,730
- What?
- How dare you?

318
00:10:19,769 --> 00:10:20,671
Is he insane?

319
00:10:20,715 --> 00:10:22,171
Raymond, Kevin, I'll be reporting this.

320
00:10:22,195 --> 00:10:23,370
Okay, look.

321
00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:26,590
Amy, I'm scared, okay?

322
00:10:26,634 --> 00:10:28,133
I'm scared that we're gonna have a child

323
00:10:28,157 --> 00:10:29,439
and I won't be able to handle it,

324
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:30,962
I'm scared that
I'm not gonna be a good father,

325
00:10:30,986 --> 00:10:34,120
and I'm scared that I'll make
a mistake I can't take back.

326
00:10:34,163 --> 00:10:36,818
Jake, I get it. I'm scared too.

327
00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:38,733
Every other big decision
I've made in my life

328
00:10:38,776 --> 00:10:39,865
I was sure about:

329
00:10:39,908 --> 00:10:41,692
becoming a cop, asking you to marry me,

330
00:10:41,736 --> 00:10:43,825
buying those Jordan 1s for $500.

331
00:10:43,869 --> 00:10:45,566
Wait, you spent $500 on sneakers?

332
00:10:45,609 --> 00:10:47,413
Yeah, they were so cool,
and if I had never worn them,

333
00:10:47,437 --> 00:10:48,719
they would have kept their value.

334
00:10:48,743 --> 00:10:50,373
- So they lost their value?
- Yes, all of it.

335
00:10:50,397 --> 00:10:51,983
I stepped in a puddle
as soon as I left the store.

336
00:10:52,007 --> 00:10:53,158
But this isn't about the Jordans.

337
00:10:53,182 --> 00:10:54,618
This is about the fact

338
00:10:54,662 --> 00:10:57,056
that I don't want to bring
a human being into this world

339
00:10:57,099 --> 00:11:00,886
unless I'm 100% sure that
I'm ready to take care of it.

340
00:11:00,929 --> 00:11:02,670
Okay?

341
00:11:02,713 --> 00:11:04,324
Too emotional. Point to Amy.

342
00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:05,760
Okay, Gail is clearly biased.

343
00:11:05,803 --> 00:11:07,327
I think we need a new moderator.

344
00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:08,632
Bob Templeman here.

345
00:11:08,676 --> 00:11:10,721
What? How many people
are on this phone call?

346
00:11:12,582 --> 00:11:15,248
Hey, so Holt went to go
smooth things over with Gail.

347
00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:16,312
He thinks we may just have to pay

348
00:11:16,336 --> 00:11:17,641
the Debaters Guild a small fine.

349
00:11:17,685 --> 00:11:19,730
Cool. And as you can see, Pam is here.

350
00:11:19,774 --> 00:11:20,993
She has some thoughts.

351
00:11:21,036 --> 00:11:22,492
I was saying to Jake, before Bobby,

352
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,866
I didn't think I wanted
to have kids either.

353
00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:26,999
But he's the best thing
that ever happened to me.

354
00:11:27,042 --> 00:11:28,957
Hey, Pam, could you give us a minute?

355
00:11:29,001 --> 00:11:31,264
Oh, of course.
I'm gonna call my friend JoAnn.

356
00:11:31,307 --> 00:11:34,136
She's been waiting for
a big update on all of this.

357
00:11:34,180 --> 00:11:35,562
Great.

358
00:11:39,359 --> 00:11:41,839
I'm sorry. The debate was a bad idea.

359
00:11:41,883 --> 00:11:43,363
I just...

360
00:11:43,406 --> 00:11:45,669
I felt ambushed by the fact
that you didn't want kids,

361
00:11:45,713 --> 00:11:47,323
and I thought I could fix it with logic.

362
00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:48,866
I mean, what if I had won the debate?

363
00:11:48,890 --> 00:11:50,215
Jake, I'm trying so hard to be nice,

364
00:11:50,239 --> 00:11:51,738
but I don't know how to respond to that.

365
00:11:51,762 --> 00:11:53,150
- Cold-blooded but fair.
- I get it.

366
00:11:53,175 --> 00:11:55,089
You're scared. I can't change that.

367
00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:56,091
Yeah, but that doesn't mean

368
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:58,030
I'll never change how I feel about it.

369
00:11:58,073 --> 00:11:59,442
I mean, I used to be scared of sushi,

370
00:11:59,466 --> 00:12:00,728
and now it's my favorite food.

371
00:12:00,771 --> 00:12:02,860
I got tuna sashimi
from a pharmacy the other day.

372
00:12:02,904 --> 00:12:04,534
- You shouldn't have.
- Yeah, it was very warm.

373
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:05,907
I got so sick.

374
00:12:05,951 --> 00:12:08,083
Look, can we just press pause
on this conversation?

375
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,998
I mean, let's enjoy our lives
for a little bit,

376
00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:11,695
and then maybe the next time
it comes up,

377
00:12:11,739 --> 00:12:13,915
I'll feel differently, okay?

378
00:12:16,657 --> 00:12:18,006
- No.
- What?

379
00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:19,355
I need an answer from you now.

380
00:12:19,399 --> 00:12:20,878
Like right this minute?

381
00:12:20,922 --> 00:12:22,880
You can take a day or a week,

382
00:12:22,924 --> 00:12:24,230
or maybe a month.

383
00:12:24,273 --> 00:12:27,059
That's not a lot of time, Ames.

384
00:12:27,102 --> 00:12:29,278
I mean, that doesn't seem totally fair.

385
00:12:29,322 --> 00:12:30,714
Well, now you know how I feel.

386
00:12:30,758 --> 00:12:33,326
Women don't have the luxury
of waiting till we're 60

387
00:12:33,369 --> 00:12:35,502
and then changing our minds
and getting remarried

388
00:12:35,545 --> 00:12:37,852
and having a baby
with some dumb 28-year-old.

389
00:12:37,895 --> 00:12:38,940
Oh, come on.

390
00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:40,265
There's no way I'm gonna be rich enough

391
00:12:40,289 --> 00:12:43,205
that a 28-year-old
is gonna want to be with me.

392
00:12:43,249 --> 00:12:44,467
Did that help?

393
00:12:44,511 --> 00:12:46,054
Look, I don't understand
what the big deal is.

394
00:12:46,078 --> 00:12:47,751
You're still young.
We have plenty of time.

395
00:12:47,775 --> 00:12:50,169
I know, but I don't want
to wait around for two years

396
00:12:50,212 --> 00:12:52,040
and then have you decide
you don't want kids,

397
00:12:52,084 --> 00:12:54,825
'cause I don't want to start over at 38.

398
00:12:54,869 --> 00:12:57,828
Start over?

399
00:12:57,872 --> 00:12:59,004
Like, with someone else?

400
00:12:59,047 --> 00:13:02,572
? Casecation, all I ever wanted ?

401
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,488
? Casecation, had to get away

402
00:13:05,532 --> 00:13:06,794
? Casecation

403
00:13:06,837 --> 00:13:08,926
? The vibe in here is really weird ?

404
00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:10,078
I think they're having a fight.

405
00:13:10,102 --> 00:13:11,233
No, it's not a fight,

406
00:13:11,277 --> 00:13:13,714
it's just a devastatingly sad
conversation

407
00:13:13,757 --> 00:13:14,908
about whether or not we should have kids

408
00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,195
or just start over,

409
00:13:16,238 --> 00:13:18,023
so you were totally wrong, Rosa.

410
00:13:18,066 --> 00:13:19,285
What? You got married

411
00:13:19,328 --> 00:13:21,026
without talking about
if you want children?

412
00:13:21,069 --> 00:13:22,220
Yeah, and we also got married
without discussing

413
00:13:22,244 --> 00:13:23,439
whether or not we like water parks.

414
00:13:23,463 --> 00:13:24,962
A lot of new stuff has come up,
okay, Terry?

415
00:13:24,986 --> 00:13:26,553
- Why are you guys here?
- A CI came in.

416
00:13:26,596 --> 00:13:28,096
There's a lot of chatter that
whoever tried to kill Rojas

417
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,077
is coming to finish the job.

418
00:13:29,121 --> 00:13:30,165
- At the hospital?
- Yeah.

419
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,688
Holt wanted extra manpower here.

420
00:13:31,732 --> 00:13:33,753
Okay, why don't you two
lock down the nurses' station

421
00:13:33,777 --> 00:13:35,083
while Amy and I secure the room?

422
00:13:35,127 --> 00:13:36,693
Actually, I'd rather be with Rosa.

423
00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:37,738
- Uh-oh.
- Damn, Jake.

424
00:13:37,781 --> 00:13:39,435
Thanks a lot, Sarge.

425
00:13:39,479 --> 00:13:40,306
You told me to sing!

426
00:13:40,349 --> 00:13:41,785
Yeah, but what was all this?

427
00:13:41,829 --> 00:13:43,613
That's just Terry being Terry.

428
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,006
Okay, from this vantage

429
00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:46,549
we can see the elevator and the stairs.

430
00:13:46,573 --> 00:13:48,812
No one should be able to get
to Rojas without us noticing.

431
00:13:48,836 --> 00:13:50,620
- Cool.
- Hey, look, um...

432
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,642
I don't want you to get caught
in the middle of this stuff

433
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:53,623
between me and Jake.

434
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:54,861
I don't want you to choose sides.

435
00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:56,254
- Already chose. I'm with you.
- Really?

436
00:13:56,278 --> 00:13:57,342
I didn't know you wanted kids.

437
00:13:57,366 --> 00:13:58,517
I don't know if I'll ever want kids,

438
00:13:58,541 --> 00:13:59,910
but you should have them.
They're so cute.

439
00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:01,805
- It's up.
- Aw, it is up.

440
00:14:01,849 --> 00:14:03,000
Anyway, do you want me to talk to Jake?

441
00:14:03,024 --> 00:14:04,741
- I'm a pretty good bully.
- Thanks, but no.

442
00:14:04,765 --> 00:14:07,333
I've got this covered.
I left him alone with Terry.

443
00:14:07,376 --> 00:14:08,899
That guy is a walking advertisement

444
00:14:08,943 --> 00:14:10,205
for the joys of fatherhood.

445
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:13,295
- Do not do it.
- What?

446
00:14:13,339 --> 00:14:15,123
- Don't you love your girls?
- So much.

447
00:14:15,167 --> 00:14:16,405
You should have seen Cagney this morning

448
00:14:16,429 --> 00:14:18,257
- with her little braids in.
- Oh.

449
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,172
But they are a ton of work, man.

450
00:14:20,215 --> 00:14:23,131
If you are not totally,
100% sure you want them,

451
00:14:23,175 --> 00:14:24,132
you won't survive.

452
00:14:24,176 --> 00:14:26,134
- Is it really that hard?
- Yes.

453
00:14:26,178 --> 00:14:28,484
I never get any sleep. I'm always sick.

454
00:14:28,528 --> 00:14:30,834
I never get to watch anything
I want on TV.

455
00:14:30,878 --> 00:14:32,488
I still haven't finished "Breaking Bad,"

456
00:14:32,532 --> 00:14:34,316
but I can recite "Moana" from memory?

457
00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:37,406
"Maui, shape-shifter,
demigod of the wind and sea.

458
00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:40,017
I am Moana." Why do I know that?

459
00:14:40,061 --> 00:14:41,256
I don't want to watch kids' movies.

460
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,759
I want to watch movies for adults.

461
00:14:42,803 --> 00:14:43,847
Adults and teens.

462
00:14:43,891 --> 00:14:45,501
And they are getting so manipulative.

463
00:14:45,545 --> 00:14:47,851
Yesterday, Cagney pretended to be hurt,

464
00:14:47,895 --> 00:14:49,244
I went in to help her,

465
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,507
and Lacey snuck in the kitchen
and stole two cookies.

466
00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:53,335
Oh, my God. Your children are monsters.

467
00:14:53,379 --> 00:14:54,771
Hey, those are my kids, man.

468
00:14:54,815 --> 00:14:55,946
- Back off.
- Right.

469
00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:57,078
And the crazy part is,

470
00:14:57,122 --> 00:14:58,906
I really do want to go
to the water park,

471
00:14:58,949 --> 00:15:00,057
but I can't give that to him

472
00:15:00,081 --> 00:15:01,189
because it's the only card I hold.

473
00:15:01,213 --> 00:15:02,344
Mm.

474
00:15:02,388 --> 00:15:03,824
Elevator.

475
00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:06,087
Excuse me, NYPD. Can I see your ID?

476
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,003
Amy, behind the wheelchair.

477
00:15:09,046 --> 00:15:10,831
NYPD! Stop!

478
00:15:15,096 --> 00:15:17,185
- Diaz for Jeffords.
- This is Terry.

479
00:15:17,229 --> 00:15:18,467
I think we got our guy. Colombian man,

480
00:15:18,491 --> 00:15:19,883
unarmed, but he tried to run

481
00:15:19,927 --> 00:15:21,252
as soon as we identified ourselves.

482
00:15:21,276 --> 00:15:22,906
And he's got a picture of Rojas
on his phone.

483
00:15:22,930 --> 00:15:25,062
We'll be right there.

484
00:15:25,106 --> 00:15:26,890
No one in or out of this hallway.

485
00:15:26,934 --> 00:15:29,197
Why do you think that guy is unarmed?

486
00:15:29,241 --> 00:15:31,088
Who knows? Maybe he was
trying to smother Rojas

487
00:15:31,112 --> 00:15:32,374
or unplug his life support.

488
00:15:32,418 --> 00:15:35,160
Or maybe he's a distraction,

489
00:15:35,203 --> 00:15:37,423
and someone else is going
for the cookie jar.

490
00:15:37,466 --> 00:15:38,467
What?

491
00:15:42,863 --> 00:15:44,604
Hi, Pam.

492
00:15:44,647 --> 00:15:45,909
Hi, Jake.

493
00:15:45,953 --> 00:15:48,608
Don't come any closer,
or I'll blow us both up!

494
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:53,352
I'm sorry.

495
00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:54,701
You weren't supposed to be here.

496
00:15:54,744 --> 00:15:56,374
- This wasn't part of the plan.
- It's okay, Pam.

497
00:15:56,398 --> 00:15:57,723
No need to panic. We're just talking.

498
00:15:57,747 --> 00:16:00,924
Look, I'm just gonna put this away.

499
00:16:00,968 --> 00:16:02,368
No, Terry, don't open that, please.

500
00:16:02,404 --> 00:16:03,840
What's going on in there?

501
00:16:03,884 --> 00:16:05,775
There is a woman in here
with an explosive device.

502
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,888
- What? You okay?
- Yep. Everyone is fine.

503
00:16:07,931 --> 00:16:09,890
I just need you to evacuate
this entire floor,

504
00:16:09,933 --> 00:16:11,979
call ESU and the bomb squad right away,

505
00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:14,024
and jam all cellular and Wi-Fi signals.

506
00:16:14,068 --> 00:16:15,635
On it.

507
00:16:15,678 --> 00:16:18,464
Okay, Pam, so we're just
gonna stay calm here

508
00:16:18,507 --> 00:16:19,876
and talk this thing through as friends.

509
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,684
This isn't supposed to be happening.

510
00:16:21,728 --> 00:16:24,557
The man said that I'd be able
to sneak in here unnoticed.

511
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,969
What man? Who asked you to do this?

512
00:16:25,993 --> 00:16:28,038
I didn't get his name,
but he was very attractive.

513
00:16:28,082 --> 00:16:29,866
Antonio Banderas could play him
in a movie.

514
00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,390
What has he been doing lately?

515
00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:33,305
You know what?
He should be on "Outlander."

516
00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:34,499
Okay, Pam, I'm gonna cut you off,

517
00:16:34,523 --> 00:16:35,394
but it's not because I'm not interested.

518
00:16:35,437 --> 00:16:36,525
I'm sorry, I'm nervous.

519
00:16:36,569 --> 00:16:37,633
I get chatty when I get nervous.

520
00:16:37,657 --> 00:16:39,093
This man who gave you the bomb,

521
00:16:39,136 --> 00:16:41,400
did he happen to mention
whether or not it's on a timer

522
00:16:41,443 --> 00:16:42,792
or if there's a remote detonator?

523
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,099
I don't know.
I'm terrible with electronics.

524
00:16:45,142 --> 00:16:48,581
I wish my son Bobby were here.
He taught me how to iPad.

525
00:16:48,624 --> 00:16:50,583
Okay, I also know how to iPad,

526
00:16:50,626 --> 00:16:52,280
so maybe I could take a look.

527
00:16:52,324 --> 00:16:53,542
Stay where you are!

528
00:16:53,586 --> 00:16:55,414
The man told me
that when I got the bomb set,

529
00:16:55,457 --> 00:16:57,459
I should text him with this phone

530
00:16:57,503 --> 00:16:58,852
and if anything went wrong,

531
00:16:58,895 --> 00:17:00,201
I should push this button.

532
00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:01,874
No, no, no, no!
You don't want to do that.

533
00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:03,335
Yes, I do. I have to.

534
00:17:03,378 --> 00:17:04,877
Well, there's only one thing
to do when two people

535
00:17:04,901 --> 00:17:07,426
have diametrically opposing
opinions on a subject.

536
00:17:07,469 --> 00:17:09,428
- Structured debate.
- What?

537
00:17:09,471 --> 00:17:10,622
Yeah, I just learned about it.

538
00:17:10,646 --> 00:17:12,126
All right, I will argue the negative:

539
00:17:12,169 --> 00:17:13,170
I don't want to blow up.

540
00:17:13,214 --> 00:17:14,607
And you can argue the affirmative:

541
00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:16,498
you do want to blow up,
which I have to say, Pam,

542
00:17:16,522 --> 00:17:17,871
is a very tough stance to take.

543
00:17:17,914 --> 00:17:18,959
I don't want to blow up,

544
00:17:19,002 --> 00:17:21,266
but the man said he'd give me $500,000.

545
00:17:21,309 --> 00:17:23,964
This is so Bobby can take care
of my granddaughter.

546
00:17:24,007 --> 00:17:25,879
That girl means the world to me.

547
00:17:25,922 --> 00:17:26,943
Fine, fine. Point to Pam.

548
00:17:26,967 --> 00:17:28,447
But if you care about her so much,

549
00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:29,598
how can you just blow yourself up?

550
00:17:29,622 --> 00:17:30,579
You'll never get to see her again.

551
00:17:30,623 --> 00:17:31,754
Well, at least I know

552
00:17:31,798 --> 00:17:33,408
she'll be financially
well taken care of.

553
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:36,455
Sure, but is this really how
you want her to remember you?

554
00:17:36,498 --> 00:17:38,041
- As a murderer?
- I'd rather be remembered

555
00:17:38,065 --> 00:17:40,546
as a woman who blew up
a mobster to help her family

556
00:17:40,589 --> 00:17:41,808
rather than a librarian

557
00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:44,201
whose bowels are tied up
like a sailor's knot!

558
00:17:44,245 --> 00:17:46,073
Okay, that's a very strong argument.

559
00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:47,117
Very strong.

560
00:17:47,161 --> 00:17:48,356
But you're forgetting one thing.

561
00:17:48,380 --> 00:17:49,922
You're not just gonna be
killing a mobster.

562
00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:51,339
You're also gonna be killing me.

563
00:17:51,383 --> 00:17:53,559
He said the blast would only
hurt people in the room.

564
00:17:53,602 --> 00:17:55,014
You could just walk right out of here.

565
00:17:55,038 --> 00:17:57,737
Pam, you know I can't do that.

566
00:17:57,780 --> 00:17:59,565
Now, please, just give me the bomb.

567
00:17:59,608 --> 00:18:00,827
And then what?

568
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:02,698
Bobby doesn't get any money
and I go to jail?

569
00:18:02,742 --> 00:18:04,004
I can't go to jail.

570
00:18:04,047 --> 00:18:06,180
Every roommate I've ever had
has hated me.

571
00:18:06,223 --> 00:18:08,356
In college, I had a roommate
named Mary-Ellen,

572
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,837
and she was dating the brother
of Steve Guttenberg...

573
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:11,944
Pam, what are we talking about here?

574
00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:13,492
I'm sorry. I'm really nervous.

575
00:18:13,535 --> 00:18:14,860
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
I know it probably feels like

576
00:18:14,884 --> 00:18:16,340
you don't have a lot of options
right now.

577
00:18:16,364 --> 00:18:18,888
In fact, this whole situation
probably feels like...

578
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:20,847
Like a twisted bowel, but it's not.

579
00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:23,502
There's still one end
of this bowel that's open.

580
00:18:23,545 --> 00:18:25,678
Which end?

581
00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:29,116
- The butt end.
- I'm listening.

582
00:18:29,159 --> 00:18:31,379
Okay, if you hand me
that bomb right now,

583
00:18:31,423 --> 00:18:34,600
nothing bad will have happened,
and that'll be because of you,

584
00:18:34,643 --> 00:18:36,079
because you cooperated.

585
00:18:36,123 --> 00:18:38,821
Also, I'm sure a judge would understand

586
00:18:38,865 --> 00:18:40,016
how you got into this situation.

587
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,476
I mean, you were asked to do this

588
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,783
by an Antonio Banderas type.
Who could say no to that?

589
00:18:43,826 --> 00:18:45,828
And even if you do go to prison,

590
00:18:45,872 --> 00:18:48,091
it is gonna be such a fancy prison.

591
00:18:48,135 --> 00:18:51,791
- With a lot of crafts?
- Yes, with tons of crafts.

592
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:54,881
Pam, listen to me.

593
00:18:54,924 --> 00:18:57,753
Let's untwist this bowel together.

594
00:18:57,797 --> 00:19:01,583
Let's clear everything out.

595
00:19:05,674 --> 00:19:07,763
Okay.

596
00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:11,985
You did great, Pam. Thank you.

597
00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:13,092
Now that it's out of my hands,

598
00:19:13,116 --> 00:19:14,640
I can see it really is a bomb.

599
00:19:14,683 --> 00:19:15,771
Yes. Yes, it is.

600
00:19:15,815 --> 00:19:18,383
- Oh, my God, get some help!
- Okay.

601
00:19:21,386 --> 00:19:22,561
- You okay?
- Hey.

602
00:19:22,604 --> 00:19:24,476
Yeah, I'm okay.

603
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:27,740
Really surprised by Pam.

604
00:19:27,783 --> 00:19:29,742
- I did not see that coming.
- Right?

605
00:19:29,785 --> 00:19:30,893
You should have seen the look on my face

606
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,266
when I saw it was her.

607
00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:34,094
Your jaw just dropped.

608
00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:35,376
- Oh, she's right there.
- Mm-hmm.

609
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,967
Good-bye, Pam.
Good luck with everything.

610
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,969
- Kind of liked her in the end.
- Yeah.

611
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,276
So did they defuse the bomb?

612
00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:43,495
Yeah, one of 'em.

613
00:19:43,538 --> 00:19:46,454
Oh, you didn't hear?
There was a second bomb.

614
00:19:46,498 --> 00:19:47,760
Ya butt.

615
00:19:47,803 --> 00:19:49,805
- Ya butt is da bomb.
- Aww.

616
00:19:49,849 --> 00:19:52,112
On our anniversary.

617
00:19:52,155 --> 00:19:54,027
Speaking of which,
I requested next week off

618
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:56,508
so we can take an actual vacation...

619
00:19:56,551 --> 00:19:58,118
to the water park.

620
00:19:58,161 --> 00:20:00,860
I've never been more in love
with you in my entire life.

621
00:20:00,903 --> 00:20:03,950
And hey, I've been thinking,

622
00:20:03,993 --> 00:20:07,693
and I do want to have kids.

623
00:20:07,736 --> 00:20:10,347
With you.

624
00:20:10,391 --> 00:20:13,481
- You're not scared anymore?
- Oh, no, I am so scared.

625
00:20:13,525 --> 00:20:14,763
Maybe even more so than before,

626
00:20:14,787 --> 00:20:16,919
but I was scared in there with Pam too,

627
00:20:16,963 --> 00:20:20,009
and you know, I didn't panic
or mess anything up there.

628
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,708
If anything, I was sharper.
I was a freakin' debate genius.

629
00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:25,145
Debate genius? Oh, that's very hot.

630
00:20:25,188 --> 00:20:28,191
Oh, that's an added bonus.
Okay, keep that energy up.

631
00:20:28,235 --> 00:20:31,543
But the point that I was
actually trying to make is,

632
00:20:31,586 --> 00:20:34,154
maybe it's a good thing
that I'm scared of fatherhood.

633
00:20:34,197 --> 00:20:37,592
You know? Maybe it'll turn me
into a freakin' dad genius.

634
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:42,530
But we don't have to start
trying right away, right?

635
00:20:42,554 --> 00:20:45,382
I mean, I don't know
that I'm all the way there yet.

636
00:20:45,426 --> 00:20:47,341
No, of course not.

637
00:20:47,384 --> 00:20:50,257
- Whenever we're both ready.
- How do you know when that is?

638
00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:51,974
I guess we'll just
have to have another one

639
00:20:51,998 --> 00:20:54,696
of these really fun,
casual conversations.

640
00:20:54,740 --> 00:20:56,350
Cool. Love that. Can't wait.

641
00:20:57,612 --> 00:21:00,310
- Can we go home now?
- Yes, please.

642
00:21:00,354 --> 00:21:02,095
Maybe we can grab some Thai food

643
00:21:02,138 --> 00:21:03,531
and brainstorm baby names?

644
00:21:03,575 --> 00:21:05,011
Ooh, I like that.

645
00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:07,404
Now, I am a fan of the show
"American Gladiators."

646
00:21:07,448 --> 00:21:11,408
How do you feel about the name
Blaze Peralta?

647
00:21:11,452 --> 00:21:12,540
Not great.

648
00:21:12,584 --> 00:21:14,455
- What about Laser?
- No.

649
00:21:14,499 --> 00:21:15,456
- Nitro?
- No.

650
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,457
- Viper?
- No.

651
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,720
- Atlas?
- Ooh, I do love atlases.

652
00:21:18,764 --> 00:21:20,940
Mm, common ground.

653
00:21:22,872 --> 00:21:28,921
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