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I've always loved trains.

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In fact, if my career

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in theoretical physics hadn't
worked out, my backup plan

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was to become a
professional ticket taker.

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Or hobo.

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And when I figured out
that trains allowed me

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to prove Newton's first law...

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An object in motion stays in motion

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with the same speed and
in the same direction

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unless acted upon by
an unbalanced force...

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I felt like Neil Armstrong on the moon,

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alone and happy.

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Shelly, dinner's ready!

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I don't care how dimwitted you are.

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Scientific principles
have to make you smile.

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Of course, nobody I knew in East Texas

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in 1989 cared about Newtonian physics.

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The only Newtons they cared about

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were Wayne and Fig.

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Sheldon, if you don't get in here,

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- I'm gonna lick your toothbrush!
- Coming!

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That's my sister.

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And she's done it before.

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The hell were you doing

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- out there?
- George,

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language.

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What language? So?

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I was exploring dimensional kinematics.

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Admit it... He's adopted.

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How can I be adopted

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when I have a twin sister?

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Think, monkey, think.

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That's enough.

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No one's adopted.

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I wish I was.

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That can still be arranged.

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Now, let's pray.

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A moment, please.

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- Leave him be.
- He can hold hands

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with his family. It won't kill him.

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We don't know that.

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Georgie, did you wash
your hands before dinner?

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Or even this week?

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None of your business.

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Hence the mittens.

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Thank you, God, for this food

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we're about to receive and for
the nourishment of our bodies,

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and bless the hands that prepared it.

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Amen.

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How come we ain't got no tater tots?

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I made tater tots last night.

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I'd take tater tots

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over mashed potaters any day.

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- Just eat what I made you.
- Can we at least

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have tater tots tomorrow?

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It was family dinners like this

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that led me to adopt
a mid-Atlantic accent.

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Nobel Prize winners...

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ought not be orderin' tater tots.

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Everybody excited to
start school Monday?

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I am.

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I guess so.

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Georgie?

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Freshman year, that's a big deal.

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How can I be excited when he's gonna be

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in the same grade as me?

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Don't worry, Georgie, I'm not planning

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on being in the ninth
grade for very long.

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All I know is he's not in
the same grade as me anymore,

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and I'm thrilled.

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Good luck with your finger painting.

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You're gonna get your
ass kicked in high school.

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Hey, language.

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I'm not going to be assaulted.

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High school is a haven
for higher learning.

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Oh, dear God.

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Speaking of God, who's going to church

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- with me tomorrow?
- I can't.

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I'm meeting with the other coaches.

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You can't meet after church?

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No, Mary, I can't meet after church.

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Georgie?

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I got to study my playbook.

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I'll go with you, Mom.

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Why are you going?

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- You don't believe in God.
- No,

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but I believe in Mom.

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I'll take it. Missy?

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Can't, Heather asked me to...

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- You're goin'.
- Son of a bitch.

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- Hey.
- Ow!

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Missy... Don't you

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throw something at the
dinner table. George Jr.

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Jane Goodall had to go
to Africa to study apes.

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Hey!

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I just had to go to dinner.

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Never at the dinner table!

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You knock that off, George!

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D-Do not retaliate!

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# Onward, Christian soldiers #

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# Marching as to war #

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# With the cross of Jesus #

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# Going on before. #

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In Matthew nine, verse four, Jesus said,

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"Why would you entertain
evil thoughts in your hearts?"

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- Do you have evil thoughts?
- Shh.

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I just don't think
this part applies to me.

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That's fine. Be quiet and listen.

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I'm only nine years old.

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Most evil doesn't start till puberty.

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Hello.

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Philippians 4:8,

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"Finally, brothers, whatever is..."

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Do you have evil thoughts?

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I'm having one right now.

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Really? What is it?

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When we get home, I'm gonna
kick your little balls.

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You can't. They haven't descended yet.

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- Mom?
- What?

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When should I be expecting my testicles?

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"...whatever is admirable..."

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What is wrong with him?

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Nothin' is wrong with him.

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Now, turn around before
I knock your lights out.

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think continually on these things.

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A good thought leads

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to a good thing.

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You feel it in your body.
You feel it in your...

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My mom was my Christian soldier.

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Leads to evil things
and sits there and...

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And for the record, they
descended when I was 15.

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Shelly, it's your last day of
summer. Go out and enjoy it.

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But I have to learn
the student handbook.

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Ooh, did you know extreme hairstyles,

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goatees and mustaches are not allowed?

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I didn't. I personally
find that very reassuring.

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Look what a beautiful day it is.

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Go play.

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"Go play"... if only
life were that simple.

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There, I played.

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Hey, Sheldon!

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Hello, Billy Sparks.

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- Hello, Matilda Sparks.
- I heard

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- you're going to high school tomorrow.
- I am.

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You're going to have
to find someone else

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to torment on the playground.

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"Torment"?

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It means to maliciously harass.

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"Her ass"?

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That's funny.

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Well, this was nice.

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Hey, doofus!

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Mom!

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- Good girl.
- Mom!

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What am I supposed to
do? His feet are growing.

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Why can't he wear Georgie's old shoes?

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He won't hold your hand.

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You think he's gonna put his feet

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in his brother's smelly shoes?

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Well, we damn well
better cut back somewhere.

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Will you please keep your voice down?

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They're fighting about you again.

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They're fighting about money.

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It's a common argument in marriages.

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Lights out.

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Big day tomorrow.

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Mom?

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Hmm?

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Do we have financial problems?

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Don't you worry about that.

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We are fine.

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Now, go to sleep.

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She's lying. She just said
that to make you feel better.

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Mom doesn't lie.

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Sure, she thinks

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the Earth was made in six days,

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but that's 'cause she's
gullible, not a liar.

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Mom,

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Sheldon can't find his bowtie.

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Really? I laid it out for him.

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Leave it alone, Mary.
He doesn't need a bowtie.

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It's his first day of school.
Let him wear what he wants.

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Mom, I can't find my bowtie!

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Dear Lord, why's he
got to wear a bowtie?

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Can I drive in with you?

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Sure.

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Everybody's gonna
know he's your brother.

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It's gonna be awful for you.

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Tell her to shut up.

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She's not wrong.

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- It's got to be here.
- It's not.

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It's not! Shelly,
stay calm. We'll find it.

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- My tie is gone! My tie is gone!
- Shelly,

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you don't really need a tie.

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I have to find my tie.
I have to find my tie.

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Be right back.

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Professor Proton wears a bowtie!

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George Junior,

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- give me back that bowtie right now!
- I didn't take it!

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- Don't you lie to me!
- I'm not lying!

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- We'll see about that.
- Stay out of my room!

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She's gonna find your dirty magazines.

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Shut up!

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You are not having a good day.

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Ugh!

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Hey. Hey, he didn't take it.

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- Then what happened to it?!
- Help me find my bowtie!

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I'll check in the bathroom!

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I took it.

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- Why would you do that?
- Mary,

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the boy is nine years old
and going into high school.

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Isn't that weird enough?

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Give it to me. Come on.

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It's not just Sheldon.

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Georgie's gonna be in class with him.

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Not in the bathroom!

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Give it.

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Would you like to play a driving game?

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Not really. I always lose.

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I know. That's why it's fun.

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How about license
plates with prime numbers

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- followed by a cons...?
- Why don't we just talk?

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Very well.

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You understand

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that some people are
gonna be intimidated by you

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'cause of how smart you are?

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Or maybe they'll recognize my intellect

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and make me their leader.

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Lord, look after my son.

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Don't let him get stuffed in a gym bag.

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Oh, dear.

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Yeah.

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That boy has an exposed tattoo.

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He does.

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I wonder if he knows

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that's in violation of the dress code.

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Speaking of which, how
about we lose the bowtie?

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Why?

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Look around, honey. None of
the other kids are wearing one.

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Well, perhaps I'll start a fad.

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No, you won't. Please trust Mommy.

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All right, tell you what.

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You take it off, and this weekend,

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I'll take you to RadioShack.

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Hmm?

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You doing okay?

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I guess.

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I smell ammonia.

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They must've done a
thorough cleaning recently.

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I like that.

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And remember, if anybody
bothers you, what do you say?

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My dad's a football coach.

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And? My brother's a football player.

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Good.

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Hey, Mom, look.

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That girl's pregnant.

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Congratulations.

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Well, that was revolting.

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All right. This is your homeroom.

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Do you want me to go in with you?

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No. Although I could've
used you in the restroom.

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Okay, well...

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You have a good day.

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And I'll pick you up after school,

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same door we came in.

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Are you crying or
having an allergy attack?

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Allergies.

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00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:25,814
It's probably the ammonia.

270
00:11:25,816 --> 00:11:27,716
Probably.

271
00:11:27,718 --> 00:11:30,714
Okay. Let the learning begin.

272
00:11:40,063 --> 00:11:44,266
All right, everybody,
my name is Ms. MacElroy.

273
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:46,786
In addition to being
your homeroom teacher,

274
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:49,237
I'll be seeing some of
you in my English class,

275
00:11:49,239 --> 00:11:51,239
and some of you on the volleyball court.

276
00:11:51,241 --> 00:11:53,074
Just to give you a little history,

277
00:11:53,076 --> 00:11:55,977
I've been here at
Medford for 29 years...

278
00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:58,156
I taught some of your
older brothers and sisters,

279
00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:00,782
and sadly, some of your parents.

280
00:12:02,319 --> 00:12:03,718
Not much I haven't seen.

281
00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,630
Until today.

282
00:12:05,633 --> 00:12:08,734
I'm sure you're well aware
we have a student with us,

283
00:12:08,737 --> 00:12:11,026
who, despite his young age,

284
00:12:11,028 --> 00:12:13,138
is remarkably gifted.

285
00:12:13,141 --> 00:12:16,565
And I expect y'all to
make him feel welcome.

286
00:12:17,634 --> 00:12:18,937
Yes, Sheldon?

287
00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:21,369
Per the student dress and grooming code,

288
00:12:21,371 --> 00:12:23,305
this boy's hair is too long,

289
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,097
this boy is wearing sports attire

290
00:12:25,100 --> 00:12:27,147
outside of a designated area

291
00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:29,514
and this girl's blouse is diaphanous,

292
00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:31,775
which means I can see her brassiere.

293
00:12:31,778 --> 00:12:34,182
Thank you.

294
00:12:34,184 --> 00:12:36,084
I will take that into account.

295
00:12:36,086 --> 00:12:37,419
All right.

296
00:12:37,421 --> 00:12:39,688
We have a few minutes
before first period.

297
00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:41,829
I need y'all to fill out these forms.

298
00:12:41,832 --> 00:12:42,891
What?

299
00:12:42,893 --> 00:12:44,181
Also in violation

300
00:12:44,184 --> 00:12:46,061
of the grooming code on page 48,

301
00:12:46,063 --> 00:12:48,129
article five, subsection B,

302
00:12:48,131 --> 00:12:50,231
you have a bit of a mustache.

303
00:12:52,611 --> 00:12:54,803
This is a stupid idea. This boy does not

304
00:12:54,805 --> 00:12:56,204
belong in our school.

305
00:12:56,206 --> 00:12:58,073
Come on Vicky, it's just the first day.

306
00:12:58,075 --> 00:12:59,908
Why don't we all just
take a deep breath here?

307
00:12:59,911 --> 00:13:02,802
The hell with that. Five
minutes into my math class,

308
00:13:02,805 --> 00:13:04,016
he questioned my credentials.

309
00:13:04,019 --> 00:13:05,981
How am I supposed to control a
classroom when a kid accuses me

310
00:13:05,983 --> 00:13:07,849
of being in breach of the hygiene code?

311
00:13:07,851 --> 00:13:09,651
Well, Hubert, it wouldn't
kill you to shower

312
00:13:09,653 --> 00:13:12,008
a little more often. George,
you want to weigh in here?

313
00:13:12,011 --> 00:13:14,208
- Well...
- Oral Roberts University

314
00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,323
is a wonderful school.

315
00:13:15,325 --> 00:13:17,092
He said I was intimidated
by his intelligence,

316
00:13:17,094 --> 00:13:18,268
and then,

317
00:13:18,271 --> 00:13:20,929
he offered to be my "leader."

318
00:14:06,143 --> 00:14:07,776
Do you know this sonata?

319
00:14:07,778 --> 00:14:09,110
No.

320
00:14:09,112 --> 00:14:11,212
How long have you played the piano?

321
00:14:11,214 --> 00:14:13,882
I don't play piano.

322
00:14:13,884 --> 00:14:16,251
George,

323
00:14:16,253 --> 00:14:17,719
you got any thoughts here?

324
00:14:17,721 --> 00:14:19,120
I certainly do.

325
00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,290
Mary, tell him.

326
00:14:22,292 --> 00:14:25,160
It's simple. We don't have a choice.

327
00:14:25,162 --> 00:14:26,728
Well, you gave it a shot.

328
00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:28,630
We wish you luck with
Sheldon elsewhere...

329
00:14:28,632 --> 00:14:30,477
No, no, no.

330
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,766
We don't have a choice.

331
00:14:31,768 --> 00:14:33,001
He's got to stay here.

332
00:14:33,003 --> 00:14:34,290
We can't afford

333
00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:35,179
private school.

334
00:14:35,182 --> 00:14:36,525
I sure can't homeschool him.

335
00:14:36,528 --> 00:14:38,880
He's doing calculus and
Euclidean something or other.

336
00:14:38,883 --> 00:14:40,183
Euclidean geometry.

337
00:14:40,186 --> 00:14:41,910
Guess where I learned that.

338
00:14:41,912 --> 00:14:43,645
Yeah, yeah, we know.

339
00:14:44,247 --> 00:14:46,081
All I care about is that

340
00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:48,750
my son gets the education
he deserves, so you all

341
00:14:48,753 --> 00:14:50,318
are gonna have to figure this out.

342
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,953
Coach, can you help me out here, please?

343
00:14:51,955 --> 00:14:53,488
'Cause I'm dyin'.

344
00:14:56,993 --> 00:14:58,481
I'd rather not.

345
00:15:02,866 --> 00:15:04,497
G minor.

346
00:15:05,388 --> 00:15:07,622
F.

347
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:10,472
E flat.

348
00:15:11,308 --> 00:15:12,769
C minor.

349
00:15:15,612 --> 00:15:17,312
You have perfect pitch.

350
00:15:17,314 --> 00:15:18,813
Okay.

351
00:15:18,815 --> 00:15:22,450
Sweetheart, you should
really pursue music.

352
00:15:22,452 --> 00:15:25,353
No, thank you. Musicians take drugs.

353
00:15:26,138 --> 00:15:28,664
Is there a faculty restroom I could use?

354
00:15:43,306 --> 00:15:44,806
Cooper, Stinson, you're up.

355
00:15:44,808 --> 00:15:48,276
Hey, look, it's the dumb brother.

356
00:15:50,615 --> 00:15:52,747
Okay.

357
00:15:58,262 --> 00:15:59,951
That's enough. Hey.

358
00:16:01,191 --> 00:16:03,160
Hey, that's enough!

359
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,531
- Hey, hey!
- That's enough!

360
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:05,832
Georgie.

361
00:16:05,835 --> 00:16:07,550
Georgie! Georgie!

362
00:16:07,553 --> 00:16:09,185
Stop! Stop!

363
00:16:11,935 --> 00:16:15,136
What the hell is wrong with you?

364
00:16:17,387 --> 00:16:18,907
You okay?

365
00:16:18,909 --> 00:16:20,958
No, I'm not okay.

366
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,386
Where you think you're going?

367
00:16:31,388 --> 00:16:33,354
I quit. I don't want to play anymore!

368
00:16:33,356 --> 00:16:36,580
- Since when?
- Since right now!

369
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,096
All right, what is going on?

370
00:16:38,099 --> 00:16:40,195
What do you think's going on?!

371
00:16:40,197 --> 00:16:42,351
You mean Sheldon?

372
00:16:45,007 --> 00:16:46,835
You can't let that bother you.

373
00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:48,132
It doesn't bother you?

374
00:16:48,135 --> 00:16:50,249
You got called to the
principal's office.

375
00:16:50,252 --> 00:16:52,440
Yeah, that wasn't so great.

376
00:16:52,442 --> 00:16:54,153
I can't be in the same school as him!

377
00:16:54,156 --> 00:16:55,794
Well, I don't see what choice you have.

378
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:59,004
Right. Ever since he could
talk, I quit having any choices.

379
00:17:05,856 --> 00:17:08,289
I know it's hard.

380
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:12,227
I'm telling you, as your
coach, quit your whining,

381
00:17:12,229 --> 00:17:14,596
get your uniform on and you
get your ass back out there.

382
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:17,599
But what about as my dad?

383
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,168
Your dad is having a bad day.

384
00:17:20,170 --> 00:17:21,719
Listen to your coach.

385
00:17:27,804 --> 00:17:32,112
Can a clock be powered
by an ordinary potato?

386
00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:34,148
I hope so, boys and girls,

387
00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:37,516
or this is going to be
a really boring episode.

388
00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:39,386
The supplies you'll need...

389
00:17:39,389 --> 00:17:41,322
Why can't we watch DuckTales?

390
00:17:41,324 --> 00:17:44,492
'Cause we don't learn
anything watching DuckTales.

391
00:17:44,494 --> 00:17:47,918
It's TV, we aren't supposed to learn.

392
00:17:47,921 --> 00:17:50,831
Two alligator grips and, let's see...

393
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:53,097
Of course, a clock.

394
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:55,469
Missy, go somewhere else. I
need to talk to your brother.

395
00:17:55,472 --> 00:17:58,039
Why don't you go somewhere
else and I can watch Duck...

396
00:17:58,041 --> 00:17:59,307
Go!

397
00:17:59,309 --> 00:18:01,697
I hate everybody.

398
00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:04,568
It's time for science.

399
00:18:06,883 --> 00:18:10,207
Hey, he was about to power
a clock with a potato.

400
00:18:10,210 --> 00:18:11,418
Not possible.

401
00:18:11,421 --> 00:18:13,354
- Now, listen...
- Am I in trouble?

402
00:18:13,356 --> 00:18:15,234
No.

403
00:18:15,237 --> 00:18:17,234
Maybe. Just listen.

404
00:18:18,695 --> 00:18:21,329
You're not gonna make it in this school

405
00:18:21,331 --> 00:18:23,012
if you keep ratting people out.

406
00:18:23,015 --> 00:18:24,745
But they were breaking
the grooming codes

407
00:18:24,748 --> 00:18:26,153
and the dress codes.

408
00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:29,591
I saw one boy with
a T-shirt that said...

409
00:18:29,594 --> 00:18:30,989
"Bite me."

410
00:18:30,992 --> 00:18:33,341
Yeah. That-that's terrible.

411
00:18:33,343 --> 00:18:35,783
Sheldon, let me tell you a little story.

412
00:18:35,786 --> 00:18:38,179
Did you ever wonder why we
moved from Galveston to Medford?

413
00:18:38,181 --> 00:18:41,783
No. I tend to wonder
about the bigger questions.

414
00:18:41,785 --> 00:18:44,118
Okay, well, here's why.

415
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,921
Your dad had a real good coaching job

416
00:18:46,923 --> 00:18:49,457
and I saw some
grown-ups breaking rules.

417
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:50,468
What'd they do?

418
00:18:50,471 --> 00:18:52,705
I-It's kind of complicated, but...

419
00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,859
football coaches aren't
allowed to recruit kids

420
00:18:54,862 --> 00:18:57,304
from other high schools
to play on their teams.

421
00:18:57,307 --> 00:18:58,567
And you told on them?

422
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:00,551
Yeah. You know what happened?

423
00:19:00,554 --> 00:19:03,571
Justice descended
upon the rule breakers?

424
00:19:03,573 --> 00:19:07,141
I got fired, Sheldon.

425
00:19:07,143 --> 00:19:09,177
And I got a bad reputation.

426
00:19:09,179 --> 00:19:12,080
Oh. That's why you drink so much beer.

427
00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:17,482
Just do yourself a favor.

428
00:19:17,485 --> 00:19:19,477
Okay? Go to school tomorrow,

429
00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:22,223
and mind your own business.

430
00:19:22,226 --> 00:19:23,329
All right?

431
00:19:25,079 --> 00:19:26,470
Dad.

432
00:19:27,931 --> 00:19:30,064
Are you sad that you got fired?

433
00:19:32,635 --> 00:19:35,903
Mostly angry.

434
00:19:35,905 --> 00:19:38,627
But yeah.

435
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:40,797
Maybe a little sad.

436
00:19:48,418 --> 00:19:50,687
All right, let's say grace.

437
00:19:54,924 --> 00:19:56,750
Thank you, God,

438
00:19:56,753 --> 00:19:59,761
for this food we are about to receive.

439
00:20:07,634 --> 00:20:09,267
That was the first time

440
00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:11,272
I held my father's hand.

441
00:20:11,274 --> 00:20:14,442
our bodies and bless the
hands that prepared it.

442
00:20:14,444 --> 00:20:15,682
Amen.

443
00:20:15,685 --> 00:20:17,218
- Amen.
- Amen.

444
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:23,418
Hey, George Jr., wait your turn.

445
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:25,421
I wouldn't touch my brother's hand

446
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,155
until 17 years later,

447
00:20:27,157 --> 00:20:29,711
thanks to the invention of Purell.

448
00:20:47,437 --> 00:20:48,937
You know what I find comforting?

449
00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:50,206
What's that, baby?

450
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,408
In a world filled with uncertainty,

451
00:20:52,411 --> 00:20:54,244
this place will be here forever.

452
00:20:54,275 --> 00:20:56,353
_

453
00:20:56,376 --> 00:20:58,415
Hey, Sheldon, how you doing?

454
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:05,420
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