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Here's to love!

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To love!

3
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Congratulations, you assholes!

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I don't need you... to do
anything, thank you.

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- I just had a little...
- What? What, darling?

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...miscarriage.

7
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Unless you can find a way to stop
this horrendous wedding.

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You come in showing off about
your miscarriage,

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like you didn't even want
the one you had.

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What was that?

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It wasn't a fox, was it?

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Hi! Oh!

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- How do you two know each other?
- Oh, we are partners.

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I didn't want my husband's baby.

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It's like a goldfish out
the bowl sort of thing.

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Oh, my God, Claire, I love your hair!

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If it didn't want to be in there,
it didn't want to be in there.

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Something wasn't right.

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Uh, I've changed my mind
about the wedding.

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I can't let them down like that.

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I leave tomorrow, so...

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I can't have sex with you,
because I'll fall in love with you.

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And if I fall in love with you,
I won't burst into flames,

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but my life will be fucked.

25
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What?

26
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Mm.

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What are you thinking?

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I just...

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Come on.

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- I just...
- Come on.

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I just can't believe you did that.

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I know.

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_

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- So good to see you!
- We're over the moon.

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- Good to see you! Who was that?
- Love the shirt.

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- Is this the, um...
- Don't!

37
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It'll come off.

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Thank you.

39
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What's happening with the priest?

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- Oh, hi.
- Oh!

41
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Nothing.

42
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Ooooh! So good of you
to come and get me!

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- Get you?
- See me!

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- Hi, Jake.
- Where's Claire?

45
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Just there.

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Your dad's just down there.

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Nice skirts.

48
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Do you need me to say
anything emotional about today?

49
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- No, no. We're good.
- I think we're all right, thanks.

50
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Do you want tequila?
I'm going to get one.

51
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- Hi.
- Hi! Nice to...

52
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How was Klare?

53
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Well, he's crazy about me.

54
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- So, that's a nightmare.
- Nightmare.

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He's back to Finland today,
anyway, which is good.

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- It's fine, it's totally fine.
- Sounds like it's fine.

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It is.

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It's going to be a lovely day, isn't it?

59
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I'm afraid so.

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This is my very interesting
friend Daniel, who's deaf.

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I picked him up at a student
gallery opening.

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Utterly fascinating.

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Can't hear a thing,

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but is a fabulous physical
communicator through hands and lips.

65
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Oh, I love that!

66
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And this is my extraordinary friend
Francine, she's a lesbian.

67
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And this is Asif, my bisexual,
Syrian refugee friend,

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who you haven't actually
met yet, darling.

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And, Asif, this is, um...

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Oh, my God.

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This is... this is...

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God, how extraordinary.
I just, I always call you darling.

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This is the love of my life!

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Hi.

75
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Is there somewhere I can put this?

76
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We said no presents!
Oh, you're such a sweetheart.

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She's a natural rule breaker.

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Not today!

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Ah, well I've been trying
to get rid of it for ages.

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Oh!

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Thank you.

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I'm going to open it over a bin,

83
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so I've got somewhere to put the paper.

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Um, come with me!

85
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Uh, are you short on staff
or where, do you need me, or...?

86
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No, I just wondered if you had
a little show planned?

87
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- What?
- Well, you normally do.

88
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And I wondered if there was anything

89
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I might need to know about,
that might happen later?

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No.

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Good.

92
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Well, let me know
if you change your mind.

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Because today is the most
important day of my life

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and I love your father very much.

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And I imagine you'd rather have me

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looking after him in the years to come

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than having to do it yourself.

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So... no more miscarriages.

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It's worth a lot.

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So...

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Thank you.

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I'll go and put her
straight back on her shelf.

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Do you know, I often thought it
strange that of all my pieces

104
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you chose to take her.

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Why?

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She was based on your mother.

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So nice to have her back in the house.

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- Oh! Oh, God. Fuck, you're here.
- Oh, fuck! Oh, Jesus.

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I thought you were a fox. You're not.

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No, are you? I didn't know you were...

111
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No, no, I'm fine, sorry.

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No, I just didn't want to,
I'm practising the homily.

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- How's it going?
- Not good, not good. I can't, I can't...

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You look lovely.

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Thank you. So do you.

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Wait till you see me in the full
shebang, you're going to lose

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your fucking mind.

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We just need to get through this bit
and then we can...

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- We can...
- Yeah.

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- Better get changed.
- Yeah, good luck.

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Oh, my God.

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What?

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- You have lipstick all over...
- Oh, fucking hell.

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That would not look good, has it gone?

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Where?

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Oh, fucking hell.

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I don't know, I don't know...

128
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Oh, I don't know what this feeling is.

129
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Is it God or is it me?

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I don't know.

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I don't know.

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Fuck you, then.

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Where's your priest?

134
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I don't know.

135
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You okay?

136
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Yes, well, um...

137
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I hate my husband and the man
I love is on his way to Finland,

138
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so pretty weird.

139
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Oh! Way to upstage the bride!

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Tried my best.

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Cute dress.

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Oh, look. Woooo!

143
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This is our very chic priest.

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Oh, good, I was aiming for chic.

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- It's particularly good around the...
- Thank you.

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- Father, you remember Martin.
- Hey, how you doing, man?

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Bit nervous, Martin.

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- And you know Jake.
- Yes, hello, Jake. How are you?

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And this is my very
interesting friend Lucy,

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who is a surrogate.

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- Hello.
- Oh, weird.

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And this is my unstable step-daughter,

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who's had a miscarriage.

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- Nice to see you again.
- You too.

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But you knew that, you were there.

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It was my miscarriage.

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What?

158
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It was my fucking miscarriage.

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Yes, I thought you'd find that funny.

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How interesting.

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She was just covering for me.

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What, we were pregnant?

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- For a few weeks, yes.
- It was my baby?

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Sorry, so you haven't had a miscarriage?

165
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No, sorry.

166
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Wait, what the fuck is going on here?!

167
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I-It was, it was my baby?

168
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I guess it was your baby's way of saying

169
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it didn't want you as it's father.

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Like a goldfish out of the bowl
sort of thing.

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Ohh!

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Sorry, but whoever had a miscarriage,

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could you take it
to the kitchen, please?

174
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No! Don't follow me, Jake.

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Oh, and this is over.

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You're leaving me.

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- No, no, no.
- Yes!

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Are you drunk?

179
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- Yes.
- Are you sober?

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A bit. Could you just fuck off?

181
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- Oh, absolutely not!
- Okay, no, no. I'm staying right here.

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I want you to leave me.

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Listen to me, I just, I have...

184
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I think he has a little speech.

185
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...I have a little speech
that's building here.

186
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Now, I know you look at me and you
see a bad man with a big beard.

187
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You are an alcoholic and you
tried it on with my sister.

188
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Fine.

189
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I tried to kiss your sister
on her birthday.

190
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My birthday!

191
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Fine! I mix up birthdays
and I have an alcohol problem,

192
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just like everyone else
in this fucking country.

193
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But I am here and I do things.

194
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I pick up Jake up from shit,
I make dessert for Easter,

195
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I organise the downstairs toilet,
I fired the humming cleaner.

196
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- You enjoyed that.
- I hoover the car.

197
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I put up all your certificates

198
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and I don't make you feel
guilty for not having sex with me.

199
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I am not a bad guy!

200
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I just have a bad personality,
it's not my fault.

201
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Some people are born
with fucked personalities.

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Look at Jake.

203
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He is so creepy, it's not his fault!

204
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Why the bassoon!?

205
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You want to know what the bassoon is!?

206
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It's a cry for help!

207
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The main fucking problem here
is that you don't like me.

208
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:09,079
And that has been breaking
my fucking heart for 11 years.

209
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I love you.

210
00:10:10,579 --> 00:10:12,093
I make you laugh.

211
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I'm a douche, but I make you laugh.

212
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You said that that was the most
important thing!

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I think the thing that you hate
the most about yourself

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is that you actually love me.

215
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So, I am not going to leave you,

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until you are down on
your knees begging me.

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Please, leave me.

218
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Oh, man.

219
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I didn't think you'd do
that in that dress.

220
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Right. Well...

221
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I guess the only thing
left for me to say is...

222
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Fuck you.

223
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Fuck you.

224
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:08,959
What have you done with him?

225
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- Who?
- Your father.

226
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The wedding is about the start
and no-one can find him anywhere.

227
00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,879
- Um...
- Can you do something?

228
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Please.

229
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Please.

230
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Please!

231
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- Garden.
- Upstairs. Okay.

232
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Dad?

233
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Dad.

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I can't get out.

235
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Okay, Dad, you can.

236
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I can't! It's a trap.

237
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I'm stuck.

238
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- No, Dad...
- I just, there's nothing I can do.

239
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...everyone will understand.

240
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Just give them all a bottle
to take home.

241
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Honestly, they, they'll be relieved.

242
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My foot... is stuck.

243
00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:05,159
Oh.

244
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,519
Everyone will understand?

245
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,680
Um...

246
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,320
W-Will you help me, please?

247
00:13:14,096 --> 00:13:16,328
- How is it stuck...?
- J-Just help me get it out.

248
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I'm gonna be in so much trouble.

249
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:19,303
What are you doing up here?

250
00:13:19,328 --> 00:13:22,794
I... I just remembered
that I'd left a...

251
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a friendly mouse trap up here
a few weeks ago

252
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and I hadn't checked it.

253
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And I just wanted to make sure that
one little chap hadn't got, uh,

254
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trapped in it and was, uh,
was suffocating up here.

255
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I think I've worked out
what we need to do.

256
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Let's... Let's do it.

257
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Do it.

258
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Darling.

259
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I'll do it if you tell me
why you're up here.

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00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,239
Just one honest answer.

261
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,639
I... What, what? I, I don't think...

262
00:13:56,664 --> 00:13:58,104
One full sentence.

263
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,441
I was checking on the mouse.

264
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,400
Dad?

265
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,368
Do you want to make a run for it?
I can smuggle you out

266
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,840
- in one of mum's dresses.
- You would, as well.

267
00:14:15,946 --> 00:14:18,586
Look, I-I know she's not...

268
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,400
...everyone's cup of tea.

269
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,039
And neither are you, darling.

270
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:32,150
I mean, I'm sorry, I love you,
but I'm not sure that I like you...

271
00:14:32,213 --> 00:14:33,642
All the time.

272
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,399
Sorry.

273
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,920
Hey, you created this monster.

274
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,969
You're not the way you are
because of me.

275
00:14:40,994 --> 00:14:42,359
I know.

276
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,773
You're the way you are because of her.

277
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,880
And it's those bits
that you need to cling to.

278
00:14:52,942 --> 00:14:55,239
Right, can you get my shoe out?

279
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:59,799
I just want you all to be proud of me.

280
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,479
We are proud of you, Dad.

281
00:15:01,532 --> 00:15:03,470
You have two daughters who love you,

282
00:15:03,494 --> 00:15:04,593
even if you don't like them.

283
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:06,884
I like Claire.

284
00:15:06,909 --> 00:15:08,880
Jesus, Dad!

285
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,799
Thank you.

286
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,560
Okay.

287
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:18,826
Come on.

288
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:22,042
I-I don't think I can.

289
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:24,359
Come on. Buck up.

290
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,960
Smiles, charm, off we go.

291
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:35,839
I think you know how to love
better than any of us.

292
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,982
That's why you find it all so painful.

293
00:15:44,202 --> 00:15:45,598
I don't find it painful.

294
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,239
They're there.

295
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,080
Okay, go, go, go, go.

296
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,008
Okay, Dad.

297
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,258
No, no, no. Stay with me.

298
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,480
Stay.

299
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,553
Darling!

300
00:16:37,594 --> 00:16:39,139
Oh, sorry.

301
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,519
Good afternoon, everybody.

302
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,759
Thank you for coming today,
to celebrate the love between

303
00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,359
these two very special people.

304
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,156
Before we start, uh, Jake
has asked to play another piece

305
00:16:52,181 --> 00:16:53,289
on his bassoon.

306
00:17:03,179 --> 00:17:05,075
I can't do this reading.

307
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,264
- Don't do it.
- What?

308
00:17:07,289 --> 00:17:08,728
I'll do it.

309
00:17:08,753 --> 00:17:11,378
- You go and get him.
- I can't go and get him.

310
00:17:11,403 --> 00:17:13,704
- Why not?
- It's too late.

311
00:17:13,729 --> 00:17:15,839
I can't leave my father's wedding.

312
00:17:15,898 --> 00:17:18,657
He's called "Klare" for God's sake

313
00:17:18,682 --> 00:17:20,667
and he's already at the airport, anyway.

314
00:17:20,692 --> 00:17:22,091
Well, there you go.

315
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,399
Is it running through
the airport kind of love?

316
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,820
I'm not going to the airport.

317
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,656
- He'd think I was insane.
- Yeah.

318
00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:29,501
- I'm just saying...
- The airport.

319
00:17:29,525 --> 00:17:30,712
How would I even find him?

320
00:17:30,737 --> 00:17:32,718
You can't get through security
without a boarding pass.

321
00:17:32,743 --> 00:17:34,830
- No, I wasn't suggesting...
- I'd have to buy a dummy ticket

322
00:17:34,855 --> 00:17:36,159
just to get through the gate.

323
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,479
I don't know when his flight is
or which terminal.

324
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,790
Imagine if I knew that.

325
00:17:39,815 --> 00:17:42,319
Imagine him finding out I knew all that.

326
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,822
Imagine if he was just in Boots
buying a pair of tweezers

327
00:17:44,847 --> 00:17:47,101
in Terminal 5 and suddenly I was there,

328
00:17:47,126 --> 00:17:48,319
"Hello, Klare."

329
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,697
Yeah, okay, that would be intense.

330
00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:53,760
The only person I'd run
through an airport for is you.

331
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,033
Thank you, Jake, for that
beautiful bassoon piece.

332
00:18:04,088 --> 00:18:06,639
Uh, written especially for today.

333
00:18:06,681 --> 00:18:09,039
I believe it's called...

334
00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:11,838
"Where's Claire?"

335
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,034
I think what you guys
are doing is amazing.

336
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,120
Sorry.

337
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,319
Oh! Fuck me.

338
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,559
I'm sorry, didn't get much
sleep last night.

339
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,652
So, it turns out it's quite
hard to come up with something

340
00:18:29,677 --> 00:18:31,550
original to say about love.

341
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,040
But I've had a go.

342
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,640
Love is awful!

343
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,559
It's awful.

344
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,040
It's painful. It's frightening.

345
00:18:50,144 --> 00:18:52,799
Makes you doubt yourself,
judge yourself.

346
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:56,295
Distance yourself from the
other people in your life.

347
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,039
Make you selfish.

348
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,399
Makes you creepy!

349
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,479
Makes you obsessed with your hair.

350
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,159
Makes you cruel!

351
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,298
Makes you say and do things
you never thought you would do!

352
00:19:06,323 --> 00:19:07,879
There's something wrong
with your priest.

353
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,959
It's all any of us want
and it's hell when we get there!

354
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:15,080
So, no wonder it's something
we don't want to do on our own.

355
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,445
I was taught if we're born with love,

356
00:19:19,470 --> 00:19:21,639
then life is about choosing
the right place to put it.

357
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,119
People talk about that a lot.

358
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,399
It "feeling right".
"When it feels right it's easy."

359
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,120
But I'm not sure that's true.

360
00:19:28,152 --> 00:19:31,472
It takes strength to know what's right.

361
00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:43,584
And love isn't something
that weak people do.

362
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,240
Being a romantic takes
a hell of a lot of hope.

363
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,240
I think what they mean is...

364
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,920
...when you find somebody
that you love...

365
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,840
...it feels like hope.

366
00:20:13,521 --> 00:20:17,959
Go out the side way, now.

367
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,812
So, thank you for bringing us
all together here today.

368
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,393
To take words from this book of love,

369
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,323
be strong and take heart,

370
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,240
all you who hope in the Lord.

371
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:48,032
Um, let's get on with the big bit.

372
00:21:00,038 --> 00:21:02,479
Oh, there you are.

373
00:21:02,534 --> 00:21:03,814
Hi.

374
00:21:19,330 --> 00:21:21,130
Fuck it.

375
00:21:24,985 --> 00:21:26,585
Thank you.

376
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,680
And thank you.

377
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,007
Oh, the, uh, the priest
is looking for you.

378
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:39,944
Oh?

379
00:21:39,969 --> 00:21:41,710
Don't break his heart.

380
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:46,774
- Oh, thank you so much.
- Hiya.

381
00:21:46,798 --> 00:21:48,921
- Oh, are you leaving?
- Oh, actually, well,

382
00:21:48,946 --> 00:21:50,485
I thought you were...

383
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,312
- I was changing.
- Oh, yeah.

384
00:21:52,337 --> 00:21:54,639
What do you do? Do you get the,
get the bus or...?

385
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,719
Yeah, I get the bus.

386
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,359
- On the road?
- Just on the road.

387
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,788
- I go on the bus.
- Cool.

388
00:21:58,813 --> 00:22:01,499
- Well, bye, my daughter.
- Okay.

389
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,444
Bye, Father.

390
00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:06,339
Bye, Father.

391
00:22:07,068 --> 00:22:08,748
- Goodbye.
- Bye.

392
00:22:27,566 --> 00:22:30,183
You nailed it.

393
00:22:35,039 --> 00:22:37,312
_

394
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,948
They always lie,
it'll magically come in a minute.

395
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,040
Yeah.

396
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,479
They're really into each other,
those two, it's nice.

397
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,682
They really pulled it off.

398
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:50,800
Was your sister okay?

399
00:22:50,824 --> 00:22:52,534
- She seemed a bit on edge.
- Yeah, she... she had to run off...

400
00:22:52,559 --> 00:22:55,118
- ...to a work thing.
- Wow, dedicated!

401
00:22:55,143 --> 00:22:56,735
Addicted.

402
00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:12,900
It's God, isn't it?

403
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,080
Yeah.

404
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,480
Damn.

405
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,520
Damn.

406
00:23:31,015 --> 00:23:33,086
You know, the worst thing is...

407
00:23:34,844 --> 00:23:36,907
...that I fucking love you.

408
00:23:41,473 --> 00:23:43,020
I love you.

409
00:23:45,205 --> 00:23:47,004
No, no, don't.

410
00:23:47,029 --> 00:23:49,909
No, let's just leave that out there
just for a second on its own.

411
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,880
I love you.

412
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,960
It'll pass.

413
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,987
- This bus is not magically coming.
- I think I'll walk.

414
00:24:26,061 --> 00:24:27,741
Okay.

415
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,469
Uh, see you Sunday?

416
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,031
I'm joking. You're never ever
allowed in my church again.

417
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,276
I love you, too.

418
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,720
Okay.

419
00:25:15,959 --> 00:25:17,662
_

420
00:25:25,183 --> 00:25:28,195
? I just kept hoping ?

421
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,559
? I just kept hoping ?

422
00:25:31,642 --> 00:25:33,999
? The way would become clear... ?

423
00:25:34,064 --> 00:25:35,609
He went that way.

424
00:25:39,521 --> 00:25:42,620
? I spent all this time ?

425
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,026
? Trying to play it nice ?

426
00:25:46,167 --> 00:25:49,339
? I found my way here ?

427
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,829
? See, I've been having me
a real hard time ?

428
00:25:57,915 --> 00:26:00,707
? But it feels so nice ?

429
00:26:00,778 --> 00:26:04,301
? To know I'm going to be all right ?

430
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:12,361
? So I just kept dreaming ?

431
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,526
? Yeah, I just kept dreaming ?

432
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,947
? It wasn't very hard ?

433
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:26,775
? I spent all this time ?

434
00:26:26,861 --> 00:26:30,188
? Trying to figure out why ?

435
00:26:30,281 --> 00:26:33,375
? Nobody on my side ?

436
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,936
? See, I've been having me
a real good time ?

437
00:26:42,006 --> 00:26:44,741
? And it feels so nice ?

438
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:48,611
? To know I'm going to be all right ?

439
00:26:50,103 --> 00:26:53,384
? Yeah, if I wanted to ?

440
00:26:53,440 --> 00:27:01,297
? I'd be all right ?

441
00:27:01,391 --> 00:27:06,391
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