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My name is Alex Riley,

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and this is the story of my life.

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Now, in order for you to
get the complete picture,

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I should probably start with...

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- ...the day that changed everything.
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As an only child growing up in Chicago,

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I had two major obsessions:

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one was inventing stuff...

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The other was Michael Jordan.

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Jordan takes the fallaway, and...

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But like I said,
all that was about to change.

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Hey, honey.

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You know that pilot I've been seeing?

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The one from LA? What about him?

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He asked me to marry him.

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And what did you say?

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And just like that,

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I was forced to live in a house
full of complete strangers...

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A house that happened to be
smack-dab in the middle of...

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Laker country.

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Turns out that wouldn't be
the worst day of my life.

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- Not by a long shot.
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Abby.

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Learn a lot today, okay?

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Dad?

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Where's my lunch?

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Oh, boy.

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Leaving my daughter's
lunch on the kitchen table

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isn't the bad thing I was talking about.

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Sarah! Sarah?

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Sarah!

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This is.

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Sarah!

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Well, at least
when life hits rock bottom,

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things can't get any worse, right?

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- Wrong.
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When you're ranking life-changing days,

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it's hard to top the one
where you almost died.

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But our life stories aren't defined

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by the things that happen to us.

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They're defined by how we
choose to deal with them.

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I'll admit I have dealt with some things

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better than others.

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Ugh!

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- synced and corrected by sot26 -
www.addic7ed.com

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Rise and shine, little bro.

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Don't want to be late for school,
little bro.

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You think you could
stop calling me that?

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Why? When my dad marries your mom,
we're legally gonna be bros.

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Step-bros.

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But I'm actually talking
about the word "little".

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I mean, we're in the same grade.

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Yeah, I'm 39 days older,

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and that's a responsibility
I don't take lightly.

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Here.

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I picked out your first
day of school outfit.

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Thanks?

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But I got my own clothes.

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Oh. Okay.

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I just... thought
it'd be a good color on you.

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Hope it tastes okay.

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In Chicago, it was just the two of us,

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so we mostly did takeout.

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Yeah, by mostly,
she means every single meal.

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That's all right, Maggie.

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All I need for breakfast
is my morning coffee...

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along with a little sugar.

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I'll take my breakfast to go.

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Yeah, I think
I just lost my appetite forever.

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Whoa.

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That sucker's always
been a little wobbly.

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Just slip that napkin back
under the leg there, would you?

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Actually, I think I got
something a little bit better.

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The Alex Riley Adjustable Table Wedge.

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Patent pending.

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It works on the same
principle as a car jack.

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Here, let's give it a try.

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Sweet, I can eat with both hands again.

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You should bring your wedge
to school, honey.

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It's a great conversation starter.

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Eh! Wrong.

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Your school identity's locked
in during the first week,

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and we can't let Little Bro's identity

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be "inventor nerd".

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Well, I'm just happy to have
a nerd living under my roof.

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You nerds are taking over the world.

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Who knows, you may just grow up

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to be one of those famous inventors

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like that dweeb who started Microsoft.

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- Bill Gates?
- No, that's not it.

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Pretty sure his name's Gene.

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Well, when I grow up,
I'm gonna come up with an idea

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that'll change the world.

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The following occurs every day

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in Japanese restaurants across America.

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Mmm. This sushi looks so good!

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Oh, no!

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I accidentally dropped another piece

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of expensive sushi onto the floor.

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But that is a thing of the past,

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thanks to... the Switch-Fork.

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Yum!

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Arigato, Switch-Fork!

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Mm-hmm!

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_

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Okay, so it wasn't the idea
that'll change the world.

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We'll get 'em next time, right?

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What the hell's wrong with you?

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I'm trying to eat healthy,
so I order salad,

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but when my food comes,
I instantly regret it,

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so I steal your fries.

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I thought it was our thing.

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Okay.

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"Tough love from your CFO" time.

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In the past year,

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Riley Industries has gone

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from an annual revenue of 2.3 million

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to pretty much zero.

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Okay, define "pretty much".

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Zero.

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Now it's tough love time
from your best friend.

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Dude, your life's a mess.

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- Okay, define "mess".
- Sarah got the house.

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Yeah, but I got to keep my patents.

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You're living in my garage.

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Rent-free.

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- So I longer have a man cave.
- No, you do.

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There's just another man living in it.

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And now you only see Abby twice a week.

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Look, I know it's only been
six months since the divorce,

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but you gotta get it together.

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I have inventor's block, okay?

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It's not that easy to get over.

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Sure it is.

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You just gotta get your mind right.

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Try what I do.

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Every night before bed,
I visualize my future.

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Jasmine will be grown,
so Wendy and I will move

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to a secluded island
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is keeping the Caribbean sand
out of our piņa coladas.

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That is some vivid imagery, man.

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Keep explaining that with
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Ooh, I got a lot of fries.

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Alex, seriously.

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What's your life gonna look
like 25 years from now?

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Riley takes the ball away!

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Good! Bulls win!

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Dad wasn't able to make it
for your first day back,

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but he sent this instead.

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What?

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Caribbean sand.

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Well, I hope
he's enjoying his piņa colada.

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When he called, he did sound wasted.

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Yeah. Oh, speaking of.

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Do me a favor, Jasmine...
At some point today,

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would you gather the staff?

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I have a... a...

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sort of a big announcement to make.

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Gather the staff. What a good idea.

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Why didn't I think of
doing something like that?

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- Surprise!
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You're very quick.

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Abby. What are you doing here?

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The Bulls have a game tonight.

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- Dad, you look great.
- Hey.

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I just flew in for an hour
before I head up to Sacramento.

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Is that okay?
I don't want you getting in trouble.

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I'm the GM. I can do whatever I want.

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Except make you head coach.

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Fine. Keep running a stagnant offense.

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See if I care.

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Okay, Alex,
what's your big announcement?

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Ah, um... so...

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I'm retiring.

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Effective immediately.

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Surprise.

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So, what are you working on?

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Ideas for your identity-creating moment.

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It can be anything so long
as it's big and memorable.

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How comfortable are
you with public nudity?

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I understand how you
want me to be popular.

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You know, I get it,

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but I've never really
been into the whole

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"having a ton of friends" thing.

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Who doesn't want to
have a ton of friends?

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Me? As explicitly expressed
in my last sentence?

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Okay, look, Justin,
I really appreciate all the...

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Did everything just go
slo-mo for a second there?

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Nori Sterling.

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Yeah, she has
that effect on guys at first.

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But you'll get over it.

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And I'm gonna see her
every day at this bus stop?

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You'll see her,
but that's as far as it'll go.

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She only dates high school guys.

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She's never gonna actually speak...

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Hey, Justin.

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Uh...

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You must be Justin's step-brother.

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My parents told me there's a
new kid in the neighborhood.

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Yup. Completely new.

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Just moved in yesterday.

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Could not be any newer.

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I'm gonna stop talking now.

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Well, welcome to the bus stop.

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Here, let me get that for you.

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The Extendo-Grab 5000.

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Patent pending.

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And he's Inventor Nerd.

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There you go.

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Thanks.

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I'm Nori.

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I'm Alex.

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Whenever I hear this song,
it makes me think of a girl.

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- Mommy?
- No.

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No, Mommy's song is "Psycho Killer".

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Daddy, can I ask you
something important?

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Of course, Abby,
you can talk to me about anything.

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I mean, unless it's ladies stuff,

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'cause... I am not ready for that yet.

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Are you 100% positive

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that Michael Jordan was
the best player ever?

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Absolutely.

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I mean, why do you even have to ask?

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'Cause kids at school
were saying Kobe's better.

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Okay, and that is why...
say it with me...

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Lakers fans are stupid.

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Wait, why is there a "for sale" sign

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in front of the house?

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Abby, honey,
why don't you go play inside, okay?

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I don't want to.

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Okay, what your mother's trying to say

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is that Mommy and I are
gonna yell at each other.

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Oh. I'll be inside.

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Care to explain?

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Well, you know the chef
I've been dating?

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The guy with the place on Melrose?
Yeah, what about him?

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He asked me to marry him.

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What did you say?

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Oh. Duh.

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He's opening a second
location in San Francisco,

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so we're moving in a week.

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Honestly, Sarah,
I can't believe you're willing

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to leave Abby behind
for some random chef.

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I'm not leaving Abby behind.

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She's coming to San Francisco with me.

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Look, you're crazy if you
think I'm gonna let you

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take Abby 400 miles away from here.

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Okay, I don't want to be
pulling her out of school

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and away from her friends either,

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but what's the alternative?

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I mean, you live in a garage.

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It's a two-car garage!

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How can you expect to
take care of her full-time

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and you can't even
take care of yourself?

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Well, I... it's... hmm.

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Look, I just need one sale

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and everything will turn around, okay?

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- It's... it's like...
- Please don't tell me

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you're gonna use a basketball metaphor.

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It's like in basketball, okay?

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If a player isn't
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the coach will draw him up
a play to get him a layup,

263
00:10:00,705 --> 00:10:02,413
and once he sees the
ball go through the hoop,

264
00:10:02,448 --> 00:10:03,914
he gets his confidence back,

265
00:10:03,949 --> 00:10:05,499
and then his shots start falling again.

266
00:10:05,958 --> 00:10:07,404
Which one is a layup?

267
00:10:07,436 --> 00:10:09,072
Okay, see, this is why we didn't work.

268
00:10:09,114 --> 00:10:10,413
I mean, that,
and your complete disregard

269
00:10:10,415 --> 00:10:11,881
for the sanctity of our vows.

270
00:10:11,883 --> 00:10:12,916
You really feel like you're that close

271
00:10:12,918 --> 00:10:14,484
to turning it around?

272
00:10:14,486 --> 00:10:15,752
I just gotta hit a layup.

273
00:10:15,754 --> 00:10:17,190
Okay? It'll be a piece of cake.

274
00:10:17,289 --> 00:10:19,355
Mom, can I have
a piece of cake for dessert?

275
00:10:19,424 --> 00:10:21,157
Sure, but you have to order
a salad with your burger

276
00:10:21,159 --> 00:10:22,289
instead of fries.

277
00:10:22,394 --> 00:10:24,361
You can sneak some of my fries,
Little B.

278
00:10:24,363 --> 00:10:25,895
It'll be our thing.

279
00:10:25,897 --> 00:10:27,764
I don't really want a thing.
I just want...

280
00:10:31,259 --> 00:10:32,359
Nori.

281
00:10:33,372 --> 00:10:34,971
You're still seeing her in slo-mo?

282
00:10:34,973 --> 00:10:36,840
Dude, I told you, she's never gonna...

283
00:10:38,377 --> 00:10:39,642
Oh, man, she's waving at you.

284
00:10:39,644 --> 00:10:41,344
She's waving at me.

285
00:10:41,346 --> 00:10:43,780
Do you realize how huge this is?

286
00:10:43,782 --> 00:10:45,081
First, a bus stop hello.

287
00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,649
Now a public wave?

288
00:10:46,651 --> 00:10:48,618
That can only mean one thing.

289
00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:50,553
Nori Sterling's into you.

290
00:10:50,555 --> 00:10:52,756
I thought she only
dated high school boys.

291
00:10:52,758 --> 00:10:55,558
I just figured out what your
school identity's gonna be.

292
00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,093
There's a dance on Friday night.

293
00:10:57,095 --> 00:10:58,628
Everyone will be there. It's perfect.

294
00:10:58,630 --> 00:10:59,729
Perfect for what?

295
00:10:59,731 --> 00:11:01,598
The birth...

296
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,266
...of a legend.

297
00:11:03,268 --> 00:11:06,169
Friday night,
in front of the whole school,

298
00:11:06,171 --> 00:11:08,972
you're gonna kiss Nori Sterling.

299
00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:14,344
Hey. How's it comin'?

300
00:11:14,346 --> 00:11:15,345
Terrible.

301
00:11:15,347 --> 00:11:17,814
Ah, dude, come on.
I'm sure it's not that bad.

302
00:11:17,816 --> 00:11:19,149
Is that a wheel?

303
00:11:19,151 --> 00:11:20,450
Yeah, I was trying to reinvent it.

304
00:11:20,452 --> 00:11:21,606
Turns out you can't.

305
00:11:21,621 --> 00:11:24,054
- Okay, I'm taking that book.
- Careful, that's important.

306
00:11:24,056 --> 00:11:25,008
And you're not getting it back

307
00:11:25,024 --> 00:11:27,032
until we get your mind
right once and for all.

308
00:11:27,126 --> 00:11:28,992
Now, your happy place can be anything.

309
00:11:28,994 --> 00:11:31,628
Just pick someplace nice and peaceful.

310
00:11:35,367 --> 00:11:36,900
I need an idea! I need an idea!

311
00:11:36,902 --> 00:11:39,002
I need an idea!

312
00:11:40,372 --> 00:11:41,671
Here's the plan.

313
00:11:41,673 --> 00:11:42,839
When I give the DJ the signal,

314
00:11:42,841 --> 00:11:43,873
he'll play a slow song.

315
00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:44,874
Ask Nori to dance.

316
00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:46,276
She'll say yes.

317
00:11:46,278 --> 00:11:47,544
Then, out on that dance floor,

318
00:11:47,546 --> 00:11:49,379
with the whole school watching,

319
00:11:49,381 --> 00:11:51,014
it's legend time.

320
00:11:51,016 --> 00:11:53,049
I have issues with
every part of that plan.

321
00:11:53,051 --> 00:11:54,417
I hear you.

322
00:11:54,419 --> 00:11:55,452
I'm ignoring what you're saying,

323
00:11:55,454 --> 00:11:56,719
but I hear you.

324
00:11:58,390 --> 00:12:00,423
Ladies, how are you this fine evening?

325
00:12:00,425 --> 00:12:02,492
Hey, Justin. Hey, Alex.

326
00:12:02,494 --> 00:12:03,893
I like your shirt.

327
00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:06,229
I picked it out for him.

328
00:12:06,231 --> 00:12:08,131
So, Nori, are you having a good...

329
00:12:12,671 --> 00:12:15,004
Excuse us for one second.

330
00:12:15,006 --> 00:12:16,539
Was... was that the signal?

331
00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:17,674
Yes and no.

332
00:12:17,676 --> 00:12:18,942
The signal is a sneeze,

333
00:12:18,944 --> 00:12:20,877
but that was an actual sneeze.

334
00:12:20,879 --> 00:12:22,445
So, man, I don't think I
can ask her to slow-dance.

335
00:12:22,447 --> 00:12:25,715
I mean, I've barely even talked to her.

336
00:12:27,018 --> 00:12:29,285
Want to dance?

337
00:12:32,057 --> 00:12:33,756
Hey, Father, how you doin'?

338
00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:36,926
Let's see, it's been, like...
well, forever...

339
00:12:36,928 --> 00:12:40,497
since my last confession
because I'm not Catholic.

340
00:12:40,499 --> 00:12:43,132
Anyway, is there some kind
of prayer that I can say

341
00:12:43,134 --> 00:12:44,968
that'll get Jesus to
give me an awesome idea

342
00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:47,904
that I can turn around and
sell for a ton of money?

343
00:12:47,906 --> 00:12:49,506
Yeah. Seems about right.

344
00:12:49,508 --> 00:12:52,575
Meditation didn't work.
Religion didn't work.

345
00:12:52,577 --> 00:12:54,978
So that leaves one final option.

346
00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:56,379
Medicinal baked goods.

347
00:12:56,381 --> 00:12:58,114
- Now we're talking.
- All right.

348
00:12:58,116 --> 00:13:02,585
Good ideas... start flowing.

349
00:13:11,530 --> 00:13:14,430
I'm so sorry, was that...
was that your toe again?

350
00:13:14,432 --> 00:13:16,099
Maybe you should let me lead.

351
00:13:16,101 --> 00:13:18,902
Wait, I was supposed to be leading?

352
00:13:21,806 --> 00:13:23,473
Better, right?

353
00:13:23,475 --> 00:13:25,241
Way better.

354
00:13:28,914 --> 00:13:30,380
Shut up.

355
00:13:32,183 --> 00:13:33,616
Excuse me, Nori, just need to borrow

356
00:13:33,618 --> 00:13:35,051
my little bro for a sec.

357
00:13:35,053 --> 00:13:36,386
Come on. Everyone's watching.

358
00:13:36,388 --> 00:13:37,554
It's now or never.

359
00:13:37,556 --> 00:13:39,055
Here, eat this mint.

360
00:13:39,057 --> 00:13:40,924
Legends have fresh breath.

361
00:13:42,928 --> 00:13:44,260
Look, I don't know if you've heard,

362
00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:45,929
but there's a rumor going around

363
00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:47,463
that I date high school boys.

364
00:13:47,465 --> 00:13:48,998
What? Never. I've never...

365
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,700
It's not true.

366
00:13:50,702 --> 00:13:52,402
Just because I don't date
anyone at our school,

367
00:13:52,404 --> 00:13:54,904
people make up mean stories about me.

368
00:13:54,906 --> 00:13:58,141
Well, why don't you date
anyone at our school?

369
00:13:58,143 --> 00:14:00,443
Because... until now,

370
00:14:00,445 --> 00:14:03,379
there hasn't been anyone that I liked.

371
00:14:03,381 --> 00:14:04,914
Till now?

372
00:14:14,826 --> 00:14:16,292
He's choking.

373
00:14:16,294 --> 00:14:17,894
You're telling me.

374
00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:20,330
No, he's literally choking.

375
00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,633
Little bro!

376
00:14:27,806 --> 00:14:28,938
Ugh!

377
00:14:39,884 --> 00:14:41,784
No!

378
00:14:45,534 --> 00:14:46,756
I'm so sorry, Nori.

379
00:14:47,148 --> 00:14:48,858
Just leave her alone, Chokey.

380
00:14:49,811 --> 00:14:51,427
Ch... Chokey?

381
00:14:51,429 --> 00:14:52,528
Uh-oh.

382
00:14:52,530 --> 00:14:54,430
- Chokey.
- Chokey.

383
00:14:54,432 --> 00:14:57,967
Chokey! Chokey! Chokey!

384
00:14:57,969 --> 00:15:00,003
No, I... I don't want to be Chokey.

385
00:15:00,005 --> 00:15:02,271
Sorry, little bro. The mob has spoken.

386
00:15:02,273 --> 00:15:03,673
And once they land on a nickname,

387
00:15:03,675 --> 00:15:05,341
there's no turning back.

388
00:15:05,343 --> 00:15:06,843
What's up, One-Nut?

389
00:15:06,845 --> 00:15:08,378
Chokey! Chokey!

390
00:15:13,777 --> 00:15:15,343
I'll have a cheeseburger, dry bun,

391
00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:16,778
and all the fries you
can fit on the plate.

392
00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,413
Oh, he just had a heart attack,

393
00:15:18,415 --> 00:15:20,537
so he'll have a salad instead of fries.

394
00:15:20,572 --> 00:15:21,416
Thanks.

395
00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:23,188
Hey, why don't you fly
to Sacramento with me?

396
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,285
You could stay at Uncle Justin's.

397
00:15:24,371 --> 00:15:26,450
That's Governor Uncle Justin.

398
00:15:26,452 --> 00:15:28,218
Oh, yeah. How weird is that?

399
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,720
Pretty damn weird.

400
00:15:30,789 --> 00:15:32,289
So, you're gonna be okay?

401
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:34,158
When have I ever not been?

402
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:35,459
Well, there was that time
you were super depressed

403
00:15:35,461 --> 00:15:36,760
and lived in a garage.

404
00:15:36,762 --> 00:15:38,395
Okay, it was a two-car garage,

405
00:15:38,397 --> 00:15:39,897
and you thought it was cool.

406
00:15:39,899 --> 00:15:41,199
I was eight, and I was humoring you.

407
00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:43,634
Abby, I may be entering
life's fourth quarter...

408
00:15:43,636 --> 00:15:44,968
Oh, seriously,
did you come out of the womb

409
00:15:44,970 --> 00:15:46,837
speaking in basketball metaphors?

410
00:15:46,839 --> 00:15:48,605
No.

411
00:15:48,607 --> 00:15:51,742
Something I picked up as a kid.

412
00:15:51,744 --> 00:15:53,243
Hey.

413
00:15:53,245 --> 00:15:55,045
I want to show you something.

414
00:15:55,047 --> 00:15:56,613
I really just want to go to bed.

415
00:15:56,615 --> 00:15:58,382
Oh, come on. It'll only take a minute.

416
00:15:58,631 --> 00:16:00,317
Fine.

417
00:16:00,319 --> 00:16:02,085
I know how much you like Michael Jordan.

418
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:04,254
I don't just like him. I love him.

419
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:08,559
Well, here he is, missing
about a bazillion shots in a row.

420
00:16:08,561 --> 00:16:10,227
I get it, okay? This is Laker country.

421
00:16:10,229 --> 00:16:11,862
Sorry, but I'm not in the mood to talk

422
00:16:11,864 --> 00:16:13,463
about how overrated Michael
Jordan is right now.

423
00:16:13,465 --> 00:16:16,567
Overrated?

424
00:16:16,569 --> 00:16:20,070
Last season,
he scored 33.6 points per game

425
00:16:20,072 --> 00:16:22,639
and shot 52% from the field.

426
00:16:22,641 --> 00:16:24,069
Then why are you showing me this?

427
00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:27,811
'Cause that also means he
missed 48% of his shots.

428
00:16:27,813 --> 00:16:29,012
That's almost half.

429
00:16:29,014 --> 00:16:30,681
In a single season,

430
00:16:30,683 --> 00:16:33,917
the greatest basketball
player on the planet

431
00:16:33,919 --> 00:16:37,454
missed 1,036 shots.

432
00:16:40,092 --> 00:16:42,459
We all miss shots, Alex.

433
00:16:43,896 --> 00:16:46,396
And great ones keep shooting.

434
00:16:48,667 --> 00:16:50,734
So Justin told you about the dance, huh?

435
00:16:51,348 --> 00:16:52,936
Yep.

436
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,550
I need your help.

437
00:17:08,554 --> 00:17:10,854
Oh, my God,
that's the worst thing I've ever tasted.

438
00:17:10,856 --> 00:17:12,489
Yep, your mom made it.

439
00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:16,593
Pretty sure she substituted
salt for sugar again.

440
00:17:16,595 --> 00:17:18,829
I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.

441
00:17:18,831 --> 00:17:21,231
You look like you're
having a nervous breakdown.

442
00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:23,066
All my life,
I've been able to look into the future

443
00:17:23,068 --> 00:17:25,736
and figure out what people need.

444
00:17:25,738 --> 00:17:28,939
Now it's like that well's dried up.

445
00:17:28,941 --> 00:17:31,275
Well, if the strategy isn't working,

446
00:17:31,277 --> 00:17:34,044
sometimes it helps to
do the exact opposite.

447
00:17:34,046 --> 00:17:35,545
The opposite of looking into the future

448
00:17:35,547 --> 00:17:37,247
is looking into the past.

449
00:17:37,249 --> 00:17:40,117
Not exactly a great
strategy for an inventor.

450
00:17:40,119 --> 00:17:42,119
Oh, God, please take this away from me.

451
00:17:42,121 --> 00:17:43,132
Oh, Alex.

452
00:17:43,155 --> 00:17:46,426
You just need to get back in touch
with that kid I met 25 years ago.

453
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:48,091
That kid was gonna change the world.

454
00:17:48,093 --> 00:17:51,028
That kid does not exist anymore.

455
00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:53,530
That kid was killed by adulthood.

456
00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:57,768
Ah, shoot. Could you get that?

457
00:17:57,770 --> 00:18:00,337
Bending isn't so easy for me these days.

458
00:18:00,339 --> 00:18:02,706
No problem.

459
00:18:07,413 --> 00:18:10,314
You dropped that fork on purpose.

460
00:18:10,316 --> 00:18:11,815
Yep.

461
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,917
So it isn't the world-changing idea

462
00:18:13,919 --> 00:18:15,686
that I was searching for.

463
00:18:15,687 --> 00:18:18,704
_

464
00:18:19,325 --> 00:18:21,558
But it did give me what I needed.

465
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,360
A new beginning.

466
00:18:23,362 --> 00:18:26,229
There was no new
beginning for me and Nori.

467
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,198
But you know how I said
that our lives are defined

468
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,767
by how we choose to deal with bad stuff?

469
00:18:30,769 --> 00:18:32,369
Well, the way I dealt with Nori

470
00:18:32,371 --> 00:18:35,605
after the mint disaster was simple.

471
00:18:35,607 --> 00:18:38,875
Totally avoided her.

472
00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:41,178
But here's the thing
about new beginnings.

473
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:43,246
They don't always start on page one.

474
00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:45,015
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

475
00:18:45,017 --> 00:18:48,452
But you know what?
You can keep the mint.

476
00:18:48,454 --> 00:18:49,953
Believe it or not,
one of those things cost me

477
00:18:49,955 --> 00:18:52,522
the love of my life 50 years ago.

478
00:18:52,524 --> 00:18:54,257
Alex?

479
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,426
Eleanor.

480
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,033
Nori.

481
00:19:03,035 --> 00:19:05,135
Turns out Nori owns the place.

482
00:19:05,137 --> 00:19:06,870
She bought the diner
a couple of years ago

483
00:19:06,872 --> 00:19:08,672
after her husband died.

484
00:19:08,674 --> 00:19:12,542
Pretty crazy that this place
has not changed in 50 years.

485
00:19:12,544 --> 00:19:14,077
That's what I love about it.

486
00:19:14,079 --> 00:19:16,079
It's like a time machine.

487
00:19:16,081 --> 00:19:19,516
Which is one of the things
I haven't managed to invent.

488
00:19:19,518 --> 00:19:21,551
That, and the non-choking mint.

489
00:19:21,553 --> 00:19:22,986
Too soon.

490
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,091
Well, I'm gonna let you get back to it.

491
00:19:28,093 --> 00:19:29,826
And I've gotta get home
because I've gotta figure out

492
00:19:29,828 --> 00:19:32,396
what I'm gonna do with
the rest of my life.

493
00:19:32,398 --> 00:19:36,266
Gosh, it was... it was really
great seeing you again, Alex.

494
00:19:36,268 --> 00:19:37,834
Ah... mm.

495
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:01,224
Keep shooting.

496
00:20:29,154 --> 00:20:31,254
Keep shooting.

497
00:20:31,256 --> 00:20:34,024
That's exactly what I intend on doing.

498
00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:35,759
But no player,

499
00:20:35,761 --> 00:20:37,427
not even the great Michael Jordan,

500
00:20:37,429 --> 00:20:38,462
can win on his own.

501
00:20:40,098 --> 00:20:41,865
In order to succeed...

502
00:20:44,501 --> 00:20:46,570
...you need great teammates.

503
00:20:46,572 --> 00:20:48,138
Hey, Dad.

504
00:20:49,842 --> 00:20:51,708
Hi!

505
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,977
Welcome!

506
00:20:53,979 --> 00:20:55,145
You like the new house?

507
00:20:56,752 --> 00:20:58,777
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