1 00:00:01,484 --> 00:00:04,251 ? ? 2 00:00:10,412 --> 00:00:13,413 Happy Valentine's Day! 3 00:00:13,482 --> 00:00:16,116 Oh... 4 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:17,617 Okay. 5 00:00:17,686 --> 00:00:19,486 - You ready? - Yeah. 6 00:00:19,511 --> 00:00:21,144 I'm so excited, Paula. 7 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:24,324 I just... I know I'm making the right decision. 8 00:00:24,393 --> 00:00:27,227 You're gonna share your true love with the whole world. 9 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:29,462 And it doesn't get any bigger than that. 10 00:00:29,531 --> 00:00:31,631 Come on, we're late, and they're waiting for us. 11 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:33,155 Okay. Okay. 12 00:00:42,285 --> 00:00:43,951 Man, leave it to Rebecca 13 00:00:43,976 --> 00:00:46,009 to make a big production out of everything. 14 00:00:46,034 --> 00:00:47,434 Whatever. 15 00:00:47,459 --> 00:00:49,989 I'm just glad I don't have to spend Valentine's Day 16 00:00:50,014 --> 00:00:51,280 with my wife. 17 00:00:51,331 --> 00:00:53,698 I think it's exciting and romantic. 18 00:00:53,767 --> 00:00:55,400 I love a big reveal. 19 00:00:55,425 --> 00:00:57,191 Like, check this out. 20 00:00:58,338 --> 00:01:00,116 Ah. Oh, solid. 21 00:01:00,141 --> 00:01:01,640 I thought there were sleeves there. 22 00:01:02,652 --> 00:01:06,121 Okay, this is real, this is real. 23 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:07,433 Ah... 24 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,191 my heart is beating so quickly. 25 00:01:09,216 --> 00:01:11,216 Okay, listen, you can do this. 26 00:01:11,329 --> 00:01:13,062 I will be right here, 27 00:01:13,087 --> 00:01:16,154 and if you get nervous, you look at me. Okay? 28 00:01:16,267 --> 00:01:17,433 Okay. 29 00:01:17,458 --> 00:01:18,657 And hey, 30 00:01:18,682 --> 00:01:20,249 enjoy this moment. 31 00:01:21,058 --> 00:01:23,195 It took a long time to get here. 32 00:01:23,307 --> 00:01:24,807 Yeah. 33 00:01:26,467 --> 00:01:27,499 Yeah, it did. 34 00:01:28,969 --> 00:01:31,570 Ooh, thank you so much for seeing me on such short notice 35 00:01:31,638 --> 00:01:33,004 and first thing in the morning. 36 00:01:33,116 --> 00:01:35,884 I keep my Valentine's Days open for walk-ins. 37 00:01:35,909 --> 00:01:37,539 Big trigger day. 38 00:01:37,564 --> 00:01:40,232 Yeah, so, I'm in a bit of a panic, Dr. Akopes. 39 00:01:40,257 --> 00:01:42,257 Uh, I went on three dates with three guys, 40 00:01:42,282 --> 00:01:45,060 and I have no clarity on the situation. 41 00:01:45,085 --> 00:01:47,185 It's killing me. I'm not eating, 42 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:49,522 I'm not sleeping, and those are usually my two best events. 43 00:01:49,634 --> 00:01:52,261 I just, I have to pick a guy by the end of Valentine's Day, 44 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:53,925 and, uh, that's today. 45 00:01:53,950 --> 00:01:56,017 Okay, Rebecca, I hear you... 46 00:01:56,468 --> 00:01:58,697 and I think I have the answer. 47 00:01:59,159 --> 00:02:00,275 An answer? 48 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:01,399 Mm-hmm. 49 00:02:01,468 --> 00:02:02,745 Oh, thank God. You usually want me 50 00:02:02,769 --> 00:02:04,069 to figure things out on my own, 51 00:02:04,094 --> 00:02:05,726 which I think is such a waste of money. 52 00:02:05,751 --> 00:02:06,950 Not today. 53 00:02:07,138 --> 00:02:10,304 Today I have a wonderful treatment for you. 54 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:12,873 A treatment? 55 00:02:13,708 --> 00:02:15,995 - Is it another pill? - Nope. 56 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:19,417 I'm gonna show you... your future. 57 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,299 - Oh, you're not Dr. Akopian. - Mm-mmm. 58 00:02:24,324 --> 00:02:25,790 - You're the Dream Ghost. - Mm-hmm. 59 00:02:25,815 --> 00:02:27,315 - I'm asleep right now. - Mm-hmm. 60 00:02:27,742 --> 00:02:29,104 This morning you decided 61 00:02:29,129 --> 00:02:30,695 to try one of Josh's green juices 62 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:33,387 and had to run to the bathroom, fell asleep on the toilet. 63 00:02:33,412 --> 00:02:34,912 That's where you are right now. 64 00:02:35,112 --> 00:02:37,846 Yeah, that sounds like me. 65 00:02:37,981 --> 00:02:40,148 I can show you anything you want. 66 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:42,639 What would you like to see? 67 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:46,164 Who I should choose. 68 00:02:47,038 --> 00:02:48,389 Show me that. 69 00:02:56,327 --> 00:02:57,607 Huh. 70 00:03:16,859 --> 00:03:18,248 Oh, my God. 71 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:20,779 It's Greg. 72 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,797 Of course I should choose Greg. 73 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:28,063 Ugh, we're so happy. Look at us. 74 00:03:37,745 --> 00:03:41,969 Wait, what's wrong? What's that empty and sad look on my face? 75 00:03:43,670 --> 00:03:46,476 Do I not love Greg? Does he not make me happy? 76 00:03:48,008 --> 00:03:49,966 O-Okay, who should I choose, then? 77 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:52,941 Oh. 78 00:03:54,571 --> 00:03:55,547 Nathaniel. 79 00:03:55,913 --> 00:03:57,048 I see what you're doing. 80 00:03:57,161 --> 00:03:58,627 Yep, I should be with Nathaniel. 81 00:03:58,652 --> 00:04:01,386 Show me the future with Nathaniel, please. 82 00:04:01,534 --> 00:04:02,510 Of course. 83 00:04:02,789 --> 00:04:04,873 Yeah. Yeah. 84 00:04:05,436 --> 00:04:08,203 Oh, my gosh... 85 00:04:08,228 --> 00:04:09,806 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, what is that? 86 00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:11,507 - Okay. - I definitely want this. 87 00:04:11,575 --> 00:04:13,976 - Look what I found. - Oh, is that... 88 00:04:14,001 --> 00:04:17,002 - It's Baby Ruth Gator Ginsberg! - Where did you get this? 89 00:04:17,070 --> 00:04:18,414 I got it at this random store... 90 00:04:18,438 --> 00:04:20,205 Yes. 91 00:04:20,230 --> 00:04:22,030 Oh, my gosh, look at that. I mean, look at it. 92 00:04:22,142 --> 00:04:23,790 It's Nathaniel. 93 00:04:24,621 --> 00:04:26,054 I should choose Nathaniel. 94 00:04:26,428 --> 00:04:27,527 Of course. 95 00:04:29,551 --> 00:04:31,617 And we look so happy. 96 00:04:34,588 --> 00:04:36,521 I love you. 97 00:04:42,530 --> 00:04:43,655 Oh, no. 98 00:04:44,775 --> 00:04:47,476 No, no, no, no. There's, there's that-that look again. 99 00:04:47,501 --> 00:04:49,100 That sad, empty look. 100 00:04:50,309 --> 00:04:51,503 So... okay, 101 00:04:51,528 --> 00:04:53,362 does this mean it's Josh? 102 00:04:53,856 --> 00:04:54,683 Who knows? 103 00:04:55,182 --> 00:04:56,675 You're so vague. 104 00:04:57,459 --> 00:04:58,843 Am I? 105 00:05:05,652 --> 00:05:07,752 Oh. 106 00:05:08,922 --> 00:05:10,855 That is very... 107 00:05:14,438 --> 00:05:15,871 All right, I mean, I guess you guys, 108 00:05:15,896 --> 00:05:17,336 you guys ate a lot of your waffles... 109 00:05:18,965 --> 00:05:20,677 - Which is very good, funny... - Babe, they're both delicious. 110 00:05:20,701 --> 00:05:21,800 Yep. 111 00:05:21,868 --> 00:05:24,035 It's Josh. Yeah. 112 00:05:24,104 --> 00:05:25,036 This is happiness. 113 00:05:25,105 --> 00:05:26,338 Did you fill out 114 00:05:26,363 --> 00:05:27,796 the form for the Sacramento trip? 115 00:05:27,821 --> 00:05:28,987 Oh, yeah, absolutely. 116 00:05:29,012 --> 00:05:30,490 Why didn't we just start with this one? 117 00:05:31,008 --> 00:05:32,341 It's great. 118 00:05:33,146 --> 00:05:34,913 It's gonna be so fun. It's gonna be so fun. 119 00:05:34,948 --> 00:05:36,806 Here we go. Come on. 120 00:05:36,831 --> 00:05:37,796 All right, honey, I'll see you later... oh... 121 00:05:37,821 --> 00:05:38,728 Anyone want their... 122 00:05:38,752 --> 00:05:40,251 - Walk, walk, walk... - No dinosaur, okay. 123 00:05:40,599 --> 00:05:41,599 Bye, bye, bye. 124 00:05:41,624 --> 00:05:43,156 See you. 125 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:54,265 What? 126 00:05:54,685 --> 00:05:56,018 No, no, no, no... 127 00:05:56,043 --> 00:05:57,727 There's that look again. 128 00:05:59,687 --> 00:06:01,172 Okay. 129 00:06:01,285 --> 00:06:04,745 So, clearly, I'm not happy in any of these futures. 130 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:06,945 Why? 131 00:06:07,443 --> 00:06:08,880 I don't know. 132 00:06:08,992 --> 00:06:10,425 Do you know? 133 00:06:10,450 --> 00:06:11,883 Okay. You're useless. 134 00:06:11,995 --> 00:06:14,301 All right, I'm just gonna figure this out myself. Hey. 135 00:06:14,714 --> 00:06:16,802 Hey! Hello, hi. 136 00:06:16,827 --> 00:06:18,093 Hey, what's wrong? 137 00:06:18,736 --> 00:06:20,602 What's wrong? What's wrong with Josh? 138 00:06:20,627 --> 00:06:22,040 Why don't you love him? 139 00:06:23,161 --> 00:06:24,627 Why aren't you happy? 140 00:06:26,564 --> 00:06:28,163 Ugh, I need answers. 141 00:06:28,447 --> 00:06:29,575 Just... come on. 142 00:06:31,085 --> 00:06:33,485 Just... For a spirit, you are slow. 143 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:39,097 Okay. What's the problem? 144 00:06:39,591 --> 00:06:41,212 Is Nathaniel cheating on you? 145 00:06:41,338 --> 00:06:43,214 Uh... me? Us? 146 00:06:43,283 --> 00:06:44,378 Huh? 147 00:06:44,728 --> 00:06:46,495 Damn it, I need answers. 148 00:06:48,755 --> 00:06:52,490 Come on. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 149 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,060 Tell me. 150 00:06:56,129 --> 00:06:57,043 Huh? 151 00:06:57,452 --> 00:06:59,252 Tell me why you're so sad. 152 00:06:59,974 --> 00:07:01,666 Why aren't you happy with Greg? 153 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:03,730 Huh? I mean, what's wrong with him? 154 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,283 There's nothing wrong with Greg. 155 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:11,342 Or Nathaniel or Josh. 156 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:12,820 They're all wonderful. 157 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,091 Okay, then why am I not happy, with any of them? 158 00:07:16,116 --> 00:07:17,715 Don't-don't I love them? 159 00:07:17,922 --> 00:07:19,517 You do love them. 160 00:07:19,629 --> 00:07:20,862 The problem is, 161 00:07:20,887 --> 00:07:23,252 you don't know who you are. 162 00:07:28,319 --> 00:07:30,161 No, that's not true. 163 00:07:31,774 --> 00:07:33,708 Stupid Dream Ghost. 164 00:07:35,386 --> 00:07:37,762 What a dumb dream. 165 00:07:40,955 --> 00:07:42,618 Oh, I'm not done. I'm gonna be here a while. 166 00:07:42,642 --> 00:07:45,910 Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 167 00:07:54,389 --> 00:07:57,895 Hi. Hi, hi, how are you? Mm, hey. 168 00:07:57,920 --> 00:07:59,269 Okay. I got your text. 169 00:07:59,294 --> 00:08:01,177 What's wrong? I got here as fast as I could. 170 00:08:01,202 --> 00:08:03,531 Nothing's wrong. I'm really excited. 171 00:08:03,556 --> 00:08:06,557 Look, I read online that there are these new expungement rules, 172 00:08:06,582 --> 00:08:08,403 and I checked, and my shoplifting charges 173 00:08:08,428 --> 00:08:10,361 are eligible to be stricken from my record. 174 00:08:10,386 --> 00:08:12,040 Oh, wow, oh, that's great news. 175 00:08:12,065 --> 00:08:15,032 Yeah, it could change my life. I wouldn't be a felon anymore, 176 00:08:15,057 --> 00:08:16,599 - no more parole. - Mm-hmm. 177 00:08:16,624 --> 00:08:18,269 So I just need you to help me file the casework 178 00:08:18,294 --> 00:08:19,437 and we can get the process started, 179 00:08:19,461 --> 00:08:22,391 - you know? - I'm so sorry, I can't. 180 00:08:22,416 --> 00:08:24,786 This new job that I have, I'm exclusive to my firm, 181 00:08:24,811 --> 00:08:26,911 and I checked my contract and I just, I can't 182 00:08:26,936 --> 00:08:29,457 do any outside cases anymore. I'm so sorry. 183 00:08:29,482 --> 00:08:32,249 But I've already talked to Nathaniel, Sunil and Rebecca 184 00:08:32,274 --> 00:08:34,240 about taking over all of my cases. 185 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:35,497 But you know my case. 186 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:37,421 And you care more than anyone. 187 00:08:37,446 --> 00:08:38,712 I know. 188 00:08:40,528 --> 00:08:41,927 But, hey, look, 189 00:08:41,952 --> 00:08:44,405 I get it. We're friends. I'm happy for you. 190 00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:45,556 You love that job. 191 00:08:46,055 --> 00:08:47,854 I'll work with someone else. 192 00:08:48,344 --> 00:08:51,365 I am so sorry, Hanifa. 193 00:08:52,795 --> 00:08:54,205 Damn it. 194 00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:03,804 So, did you hear from Rebecca? 195 00:09:03,872 --> 00:09:06,406 If I had heard from Rebecca, would I be here talking to you? 196 00:09:06,475 --> 00:09:08,542 Uh, probably. Yeah. You're a bit needy. 197 00:09:08,611 --> 00:09:09,821 She said she was supposed to let me know 198 00:09:09,845 --> 00:09:11,111 by the end of the day, so... 199 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:12,112 What does that mean? 200 00:09:12,181 --> 00:09:13,947 Is she gonna call? Text? 201 00:09:14,016 --> 00:09:15,849 Send a rose over here in per... I-I'm unsure 202 00:09:15,918 --> 00:09:17,417 about the mechanics of this thing. 203 00:09:17,797 --> 00:09:19,296 Which is a bit annoying. 204 00:09:19,464 --> 00:09:21,676 You helped set up this whole three date thing 205 00:09:21,701 --> 00:09:24,001 and you don't know how Rebecca was supposed to respond? 206 00:09:24,026 --> 00:09:25,592 Eh, that's not the fun part. 207 00:09:25,661 --> 00:09:29,385 Wow. Having a beer at 10:00 a.m. 208 00:09:29,410 --> 00:09:31,143 Unlike you. 209 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:34,635 Waiting for Rebecca to decide, it's just killing me, man. 210 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:36,427 Yeah, I wonder how she'll tell you. 211 00:09:36,613 --> 00:09:39,327 She's kind of dramatic. She might just call you all together 212 00:09:39,352 --> 00:09:41,552 and pop out of a giant cheesecake. 213 00:09:41,577 --> 00:09:44,355 Are those cheesecakes they jump out of? 214 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:45,900 Well, whatever she decides, 215 00:09:45,948 --> 00:09:48,415 she'll do it in a great way, because she's the woman I love 216 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:49,919 and she's great. 217 00:09:51,106 --> 00:09:53,094 Oh... Oh, dear. 218 00:09:53,119 --> 00:09:55,366 I just want to be in love. 219 00:09:55,391 --> 00:09:58,058 Get married, have babies. I'm ready now. 220 00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:01,361 She has to pick me. 221 00:10:01,473 --> 00:10:03,707 Oh, God, I'm so cold. 222 00:10:04,448 --> 00:10:07,968 - Hold me. - Okay, I-I will not hold you. 223 00:10:08,081 --> 00:10:11,315 But I do have an extra fleece in my car. 224 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:12,806 Thank you. Yeah. 225 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:14,641 I've been trying to distract myself 226 00:10:14,666 --> 00:10:16,857 from thinking about Rebecca and her decision with my work, 227 00:10:16,882 --> 00:10:20,224 but half-assing cases at a nothing firm 228 00:10:20,249 --> 00:10:22,149 is just not doing it for me anymore. 229 00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:26,953 I'm sorry, should I not say that to you guys? 230 00:10:26,978 --> 00:10:28,077 It's fine. 231 00:10:28,102 --> 00:10:29,735 Daddy and Papa understand. 232 00:10:29,892 --> 00:10:32,857 Sir? I just need a signature on this file. 233 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,942 But while my bosses are here, I did want to ask, 234 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:37,947 what is the company policy on fun hair? 235 00:10:38,267 --> 00:10:40,834 - I don't think we have one. - No. 236 00:10:40,903 --> 00:10:42,247 I was thinking about growing my hair long. 237 00:10:42,856 --> 00:10:45,138 Not for a man bun, but for a sweet, sweet pony. 238 00:10:45,163 --> 00:10:46,233 Oh. Oh. 239 00:10:46,258 --> 00:10:48,119 It's gonna take about a year to grow out. 240 00:10:48,143 --> 00:10:50,631 And there are gonna be some awkward stages along the way, 241 00:10:50,656 --> 00:10:51,989 so I need your blessings. Yes. 242 00:10:52,014 --> 00:10:53,346 - Mm-hmm. - Yes? 243 00:10:53,371 --> 00:10:55,004 I've had the same haircut since 1998, 244 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,228 so I don't care. 245 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,062 You make it seem great. Thank you so much. 246 00:10:58,087 --> 00:10:59,386 I have nothing for you to sign, 247 00:10:59,455 --> 00:11:01,242 I just wanted to ask that question. 248 00:11:01,824 --> 00:11:04,358 Giddy-up, pony! 249 00:11:04,383 --> 00:11:06,620 Anyway, guys, what do you think? What do I do? 250 00:11:06,645 --> 00:11:08,673 Well, maybe take a break. Like a sabbatical. 251 00:11:08,697 --> 00:11:10,263 Oh, that's a great idea. 252 00:11:10,288 --> 00:11:12,314 I've always wanted to go to Israel. 253 00:11:13,869 --> 00:11:15,790 Don't sabbaticals have to do with Israel? 254 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:19,183 Well, I mean the word "sabbath" and "rabbi" are both in there. 255 00:11:19,977 --> 00:11:21,085 For what it's worth, 256 00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:22,656 I think Rebecca's gonna pick you. 257 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:24,098 'Cause you're the best. 258 00:11:24,983 --> 00:11:27,247 And you don't have any venereal diseases. 259 00:11:27,272 --> 00:11:28,371 Not that I know of. 260 00:11:28,484 --> 00:11:31,017 But check for human papilloma virus. 261 00:11:31,042 --> 00:11:32,730 It's more common than you think, 262 00:11:32,755 --> 00:11:35,230 and most men do not experience symptoms. 263 00:11:35,868 --> 00:11:38,558 Okay, great. Great, tip, thank you, Bert. 264 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:41,148 You're right. I'm probably just... 265 00:11:41,173 --> 00:11:43,897 stressing about Rebecca, and my life and my job 266 00:11:43,922 --> 00:11:47,120 are not as lame, boring and sad as they seem. 267 00:11:48,953 --> 00:11:50,270 Again, no offense. 268 00:11:56,409 --> 00:11:57,577 Honey, you here? 269 00:11:57,646 --> 00:11:59,725 Hey. 270 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,792 Oh, hi. I am so happy you're here. 271 00:12:01,817 --> 00:12:05,852 Okay, look. I know today is your Valentine's decision day 272 00:12:05,877 --> 00:12:07,121 and you have a lot on your mind, 273 00:12:07,189 --> 00:12:09,398 but I need your help. 274 00:12:09,714 --> 00:12:12,659 I can't work at the county jail because of my new job, 275 00:12:12,684 --> 00:12:14,183 and it is killing me. 276 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:15,752 And I know that you and Nathaniel are covering 277 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,894 a lot of it, but 278 00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:21,468 I really care about the work that we're doing down there, 279 00:12:21,493 --> 00:12:23,472 and I just... 280 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:24,786 What do I do? 281 00:12:25,074 --> 00:12:26,678 Ah-huh. 282 00:12:27,709 --> 00:12:29,509 Well, you could just ask Julia to start 283 00:12:29,534 --> 00:12:32,702 a pro Bono arm of the firm and offer free representation. 284 00:12:32,727 --> 00:12:34,760 - That's a thing? - It's definitely a thing. 285 00:12:34,917 --> 00:12:35,941 Lot of firms do it. 286 00:12:35,966 --> 00:12:37,665 Hey, did you just solve my problem? 287 00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:40,948 I mean... I hope so. 288 00:12:40,973 --> 00:12:42,756 That's great! 289 00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:44,591 Because, you know, sometimes I 290 00:12:44,616 --> 00:12:46,714 ask your advice on stuff, and then you just 291 00:12:46,739 --> 00:12:48,772 talk about yourself and... but this time... 292 00:12:48,797 --> 00:12:50,397 - Oh, I did that right?! - Yes! 293 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:52,666 - Oh, cool! - So proud of you. 294 00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:54,034 Um... 295 00:12:54,102 --> 00:12:55,769 What else can I say that's helpful? 296 00:12:55,794 --> 00:12:57,460 Well, hey, Paula, 297 00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,718 never give up on what you believe in. 298 00:13:00,395 --> 00:13:02,609 Well, I will not. 299 00:13:02,634 --> 00:13:04,110 Great. Okay. 300 00:13:04,179 --> 00:13:08,048 - So, is it appropriate to talk about myself now? - Yes. 301 00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,083 Great. Okay. So, just now, 302 00:13:10,152 --> 00:13:12,063 I was in the bathroom, and I was asleep on the toilet... 303 00:13:12,087 --> 00:13:13,998 - Multitasking. Smart. - Thank you. 304 00:13:14,308 --> 00:13:15,989 And I had just the worst dream. 305 00:13:16,102 --> 00:13:17,835 - Aw. - So, I dreamt that I had a future 306 00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:19,426 with each of the three guys. 307 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:22,996 But in no future was I happy. 308 00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,508 And then Bride Rebecca turned to me and said... 309 00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:26,144 There were three Rebeccas, one of them was, like, 310 00:13:26,168 --> 00:13:27,367 a really pretty bride... 311 00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:29,469 And she turned to me, and she said 312 00:13:29,538 --> 00:13:31,959 that the reason I wasn't happy with them 313 00:13:32,519 --> 00:13:34,519 was because I don't know who I am. 314 00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,269 And then I woke up! 315 00:13:36,545 --> 00:13:37,722 So I don't know what that meant, 316 00:13:37,746 --> 00:13:39,057 'cause that's crazy, right? 317 00:13:39,081 --> 00:13:40,180 Well, do you? 318 00:13:41,015 --> 00:13:42,382 - Of course I do! - Okay. 319 00:13:42,407 --> 00:13:44,294 I mean, God, no one's worked harder 320 00:13:44,319 --> 00:13:45,867 on themselves than I have, you know? 321 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:48,688 I got workbooks and meds and therapy coming out the wazoo. 322 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,592 Yeah. But... 323 00:13:51,704 --> 00:13:53,693 you're Rebecca. 324 00:13:53,718 --> 00:13:55,105 So, I mean, those thoughts 325 00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:57,692 are coming from you. 326 00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:00,613 Damn it. 327 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:03,703 You're right. 328 00:14:03,772 --> 00:14:06,206 I have no idea who I am. 329 00:14:08,507 --> 00:14:10,941 You and my unconscious... 330 00:14:11,446 --> 00:14:13,996 As manifested by a very pretty bride... are right. 331 00:14:15,091 --> 00:14:16,045 Oh, Cookie. 332 00:14:18,949 --> 00:14:20,219 Uh, how? 333 00:14:20,244 --> 00:14:21,977 How is this possible? 334 00:14:22,524 --> 00:14:25,079 I've done so much work. 335 00:14:26,106 --> 00:14:28,538 And now, I'm more confused than I ever was. 336 00:14:29,007 --> 00:14:32,232 And it's Valentine's Day, and it's already... What time is it? 337 00:14:32,257 --> 00:14:33,661 11 o'clock. 338 00:14:35,229 --> 00:14:37,003 11 o'clock, Paula! 339 00:14:37,028 --> 00:14:40,772 Okay, it's... I mean, 11:00 a.m., it's, uh, the day is young. 340 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,944 No, just, 11 o'clock is a significant time. 341 00:14:43,969 --> 00:14:45,802 If we were in a musical, 342 00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:48,394 this is where I would perform my big 11 o'clock number. 343 00:14:49,484 --> 00:14:51,017 Really? You don't know... okay. 344 00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:54,287 An 11 o'clock number is a big showstopping number 345 00:14:54,312 --> 00:14:55,912 with some sort of thematic revelation, 346 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,670 and it usually happens around 11:00 p.m., 347 00:14:57,695 --> 00:15:00,170 because shows used to start at 8:30, but now 348 00:15:00,195 --> 00:15:01,539 they start earlier for some reason. 349 00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:02,933 Uh, okay. 350 00:15:03,148 --> 00:15:04,847 What do I do? 351 00:15:05,832 --> 00:15:07,267 Well... 352 00:15:07,292 --> 00:15:09,121 What I think that you sh... 353 00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:14,349 Rebecca? 354 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,514 Woo-hoo, hello? 355 00:15:16,645 --> 00:15:17,945 Shh. 356 00:15:18,128 --> 00:15:19,641 What are you doing? 357 00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:20,832 Give me one sec, one second. 358 00:15:22,451 --> 00:15:23,731 Oh, I get it. 359 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:26,052 You're doing that thing that you do. 360 00:15:26,121 --> 00:15:28,955 All right. Well, I'll just wait. 361 00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:31,380 ? ? 362 00:15:33,228 --> 00:15:37,341 ? It's 11 o'clock, 11 o'clock ? 363 00:15:37,666 --> 00:15:41,868 ? And the deadline is anytime today ? 364 00:15:41,937 --> 00:15:45,071 ? But I won't know by 11 o'clock tonight ? 365 00:15:45,842 --> 00:15:46,984 ? Just like I didn't know ? 366 00:15:47,009 --> 00:15:50,110 ? At 11 o'clock yesterday... ? 367 00:15:53,188 --> 00:15:55,915 Oh, good, an abstract theatrical space. 368 00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:57,940 Now I can actually think. 369 00:15:58,922 --> 00:16:00,421 ? It's 11 o'clock ? 370 00:16:00,622 --> 00:16:02,660 ? And by 11 o'clock ? 371 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:07,109 ? Shouldn't I have earned a frickin' ever after? ? 372 00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:10,666 ? I've done the workbooks, taken the pills ? 373 00:16:10,691 --> 00:16:13,825 ? What more could I do? ? 374 00:16:14,002 --> 00:16:16,836 ? How do I still not know myself ? 375 00:16:16,861 --> 00:16:20,262 ? After all that I've been through? ? 376 00:16:21,943 --> 00:16:23,843 ? I was ? 377 00:16:23,868 --> 00:16:27,357 ? Working hard at a New York job makin' dough ? 378 00:16:27,382 --> 00:16:29,115 ? But it made me blue ? 379 00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:32,744 ? One day I was crying a lot, and so I decided to move to ? 380 00:16:33,255 --> 00:16:36,623 ? West Covina, California, brand new pals and new career ? 381 00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,825 ? I admitted that's where Josh lived ? 382 00:16:38,894 --> 00:16:40,738 ? And that's what brought me here, 'cause I was ? 383 00:16:40,762 --> 00:16:44,862 ? Just a girl in love ? 384 00:16:45,096 --> 00:16:49,432 ? Didn't want to be held responsible for my actions ? 385 00:16:49,457 --> 00:16:51,991 ? I had many underlying issues to address ? 386 00:16:52,016 --> 00:16:53,850 ? And I did and didn't want to be crazy ? 387 00:16:53,918 --> 00:16:57,120 ? No, wait, I didn't did want to be crazy ? 388 00:16:57,145 --> 00:17:01,091 ? To clarify, I got a diagnosis ? 389 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:04,428 ? A diagnosis ? 390 00:17:04,453 --> 00:17:07,954 ? And I named the darkness ? 391 00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:15,195 ? And though I knew I'd have problems again... ? 392 00:17:15,263 --> 00:17:16,863 I know I got to move on to a new song, 393 00:17:16,888 --> 00:17:19,321 but I want to keep discoing. 394 00:17:19,477 --> 00:17:23,246 ? I wanted to be a good person, yes, it's true ? 395 00:17:23,271 --> 00:17:26,172 ? Be a good person, but better than who? ? 396 00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:29,008 ? This medley just got super intense ? 397 00:17:29,033 --> 00:17:32,181 ? 'Cause life doesn't really make narrative sense ? 398 00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:36,107 ? ? 399 00:17:43,214 --> 00:17:45,081 ? It's 11 o'clock ? 400 00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:46,940 ? 11 o'clock ? 401 00:17:47,406 --> 00:17:49,239 ? I need to end this song ? 402 00:17:49,264 --> 00:17:51,821 ? But I don't know how ? 403 00:17:51,846 --> 00:17:55,031 ? 11 o'clock, still 11 o'clock ? 404 00:17:55,933 --> 00:18:00,469 ? Well, Rebecca, you've done it now ? 405 00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:08,425 ? You ruined everything ? 406 00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:10,912 ? You stupid bitch ? 407 00:18:11,309 --> 00:18:15,332 ? Uprooted everything ? 408 00:18:15,357 --> 00:18:17,290 ? And said you'd made a switch ? 409 00:18:17,403 --> 00:18:20,003 ? But you're still a poopy little slut ? 410 00:18:20,028 --> 00:18:21,431 ? Who lives in a dream ? 411 00:18:21,456 --> 00:18:24,964 ? And doesn't know how to love ? 412 00:18:32,772 --> 00:18:35,752 ? This whole journey's been a crock ? 413 00:18:38,395 --> 00:18:41,095 ? ? 414 00:18:48,579 --> 00:18:50,980 ? In case you can't tell time ? 415 00:18:51,359 --> 00:18:55,295 ? It's still 11 o'clock. ? 416 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,337 ? ? 417 00:19:00,502 --> 00:19:02,481 Rebecca? Hello? 418 00:19:02,506 --> 00:19:04,073 Hey! 419 00:19:05,468 --> 00:19:06,468 What? 420 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:16,189 Okay! Next up at our open mic, 421 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:20,759 we have a lady who is here to reveal 422 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:23,385 the biggest decision of her life. 423 00:19:24,015 --> 00:19:27,132 So it shouldn't be self-indulgent at all. 424 00:19:27,201 --> 00:19:31,003 I suffer from insomnia, and I think we've just found the cure. 425 00:19:31,072 --> 00:19:32,605 George, I can't see. 426 00:19:32,674 --> 00:19:34,974 Oh, I'm sorry, Maya. 427 00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,032 Is my lustrous ponytail blocking your view? 428 00:19:37,101 --> 00:19:41,013 Yes. You know, in the year since you grew that lustrous ponytail, 429 00:19:41,575 --> 00:19:43,248 you've gotten a big ego. 430 00:19:43,273 --> 00:19:45,669 Well, I'm sorry. But it's a part of who I am. 431 00:19:45,694 --> 00:19:46,952 I call her 432 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,003 "Raven's Nest." 433 00:19:48,028 --> 00:19:49,781 - Shut up, come on. - All right, everybody. 434 00:19:49,879 --> 00:19:52,359 Next up... Please help me welcome to the stage 435 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,116 Regina Nota Brunch. 436 00:19:55,438 --> 00:19:58,244 Yeah, I clearly wrote "Rebecca Nora Bunch" on the card. 437 00:19:58,269 --> 00:20:00,535 Oh. Do you want to do this, or do you want to do that? 438 00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:07,539 Hi, everyone. Um... 439 00:20:08,198 --> 00:20:10,053 Happy Valentine's Day. 440 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:12,044 Thank you so much for all being here 441 00:20:12,113 --> 00:20:13,946 on this very, very, very important holiday. 442 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,471 So... 443 00:20:16,496 --> 00:20:19,964 one year ago today, I made a very important decision. 444 00:20:20,657 --> 00:20:22,014 That's the reason you're here, of course. 445 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,168 But before I get to that, I, uh... 446 00:20:26,532 --> 00:20:29,214 I just want to say how inspired I've been 447 00:20:29,606 --> 00:20:32,154 by everyone in this room, and their journeys 448 00:20:32,179 --> 00:20:33,567 over the past year. 449 00:20:34,497 --> 00:20:36,369 And I'm just talking about my friends, not the other people 450 00:20:36,393 --> 00:20:38,593 who are here for the other acts in the open mic. Sorry. 451 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,156 Valencia and Beth. 452 00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:47,302 You two took a big step, and you did it your own way. 453 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:50,749 Will you? 454 00:20:50,774 --> 00:20:53,408 Valencia, yes. 455 00:20:55,806 --> 00:20:57,946 That was the perfect proposal. 456 00:20:58,015 --> 00:21:00,148 It was exactly what I wanted... a moment... 457 00:21:00,173 --> 00:21:01,639 just for us. 458 00:21:04,521 --> 00:21:06,121 Is that a drone outside the window? 459 00:21:06,190 --> 00:21:07,534 Of course it's a drone, what are we doing? 460 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,024 Right, of course. 461 00:21:09,136 --> 00:21:10,602 Wait, show 'em the ring. 462 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:13,114 - We did it. - We did it! 463 00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:17,017 Darryl and April. 464 00:21:18,408 --> 00:21:20,775 You two created a blended family. 465 00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:23,015 April adopted Hebecca. 466 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,806 Oh, wow. 467 00:21:24,831 --> 00:21:26,164 - Darryl. - I know. 468 00:21:26,189 --> 00:21:28,390 - That's amazing. - Thank you. 469 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:30,422 Wow, so you're gonna have three kids 470 00:21:30,447 --> 00:21:31,847 in one house, that's a lot. 471 00:21:32,817 --> 00:21:33,815 Four. 472 00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:35,260 No. 473 00:21:35,285 --> 00:21:37,406 Mm-hmm. It's that super sperm. 474 00:21:38,622 --> 00:21:39,941 Oh, we are so excited. 475 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,900 We already picked out some names, we've got 476 00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,692 Harryl and Hapril 477 00:21:43,717 --> 00:21:45,779 and Hannison and... 478 00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:48,730 - I'm kidding. - Okay. 479 00:21:48,755 --> 00:21:50,391 Okay. 480 00:21:50,416 --> 00:21:52,146 By the way, we just found out, 481 00:21:52,171 --> 00:21:53,704 so don't tell anyone. 482 00:21:53,904 --> 00:21:55,169 Lips are sealed. 483 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,673 - And now there's another baby! Congratulations... - Oof. 484 00:21:58,698 --> 00:22:01,065 Oh, I wasn't supposed to say anything, I'm so sorry. 485 00:22:01,090 --> 00:22:02,688 Why do you tell her things? 486 00:22:02,713 --> 00:22:04,646 I honestly have no idea. 487 00:22:05,749 --> 00:22:07,282 Heather and Hector. 488 00:22:07,351 --> 00:22:10,752 You also have have a new addition to your family. 489 00:22:10,979 --> 00:22:13,346 One we all love and adore. 490 00:22:14,491 --> 00:22:16,273 Shout out to your new hot tub. 491 00:22:17,773 --> 00:22:19,707 Oh, yeah. 492 00:22:21,843 --> 00:22:23,776 Oh... ooh. 493 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,735 My back... Ah... 494 00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,136 Oh, my back. Ah. 495 00:22:28,205 --> 00:22:29,365 Do you want to see a picture? 496 00:22:29,406 --> 00:22:31,106 Sometimes she drives me crazy, 497 00:22:31,131 --> 00:22:32,818 but eight jets, four light settings, 498 00:22:32,843 --> 00:22:35,583 jumbo cup holders? She's perfect. 499 00:22:35,951 --> 00:22:37,651 She has her daddy's hair. 500 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,381 - In her filter. - Yeah. 501 00:22:40,865 --> 00:22:42,064 And White Josh. 502 00:22:43,472 --> 00:22:46,121 Something happened... 503 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,590 with you this year... 504 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:51,436 that was really important... 505 00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:54,873 I want to say it involves the circus. 506 00:22:55,272 --> 00:22:57,740 My a-apartment burned down. 507 00:22:57,765 --> 00:22:58,930 Along with everything I own. 508 00:22:59,043 --> 00:23:00,150 On the same day that 509 00:23:00,183 --> 00:23:03,054 my childhood home also burned down in the same wildfire. 510 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:04,575 - That was it. - Yeah. 511 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,670 I was at the circus when I found out that that happened. 512 00:23:08,057 --> 00:23:10,854 And I left the circus, as you recall... 513 00:23:11,842 --> 00:23:13,175 'cause the circus was over. 514 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,332 Right. 515 00:23:14,357 --> 00:23:15,589 I'm sorry about that. 516 00:23:16,071 --> 00:23:17,995 I never really came around on you. 517 00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:19,926 Never will. 518 00:23:20,663 --> 00:23:21,830 Respect. 519 00:23:21,855 --> 00:23:23,922 "Respect" is not an appropriate response there. 520 00:23:24,887 --> 00:23:26,395 - Respect. - Okay. 521 00:23:27,630 --> 00:23:29,162 And Paula... 522 00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:32,495 what you did... 523 00:23:33,277 --> 00:23:34,610 A pro Bono arm 524 00:23:34,635 --> 00:23:36,435 of the firm will allow us to represent 525 00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:37,926 women who are forgotten 526 00:23:37,951 --> 00:23:40,103 or outright mistreated by the system. 527 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:42,055 I did a lot of research and I put together 528 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,613 a proposal for you. 529 00:23:43,670 --> 00:23:46,499 Um, many firms have these programs and they offer 530 00:23:46,524 --> 00:23:49,758 great PR and some tax breaks, as well. 531 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,434 What an amazing ask. 532 00:23:52,459 --> 00:23:54,959 It's so indicative of why we hired you. 533 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,785 Oh, great. 534 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:57,758 Oh! 535 00:23:57,783 --> 00:23:59,420 Oh, I am so relieved. 536 00:23:59,445 --> 00:24:00,711 But we're busy 537 00:24:00,736 --> 00:24:02,877 with the cases we already have and we're trying 538 00:24:02,902 --> 00:24:04,635 to make the most money for the partners. 539 00:24:04,832 --> 00:24:06,598 You understand. 540 00:24:07,695 --> 00:24:08,928 Yeah, I know. 541 00:24:08,953 --> 00:24:10,486 Um, I really do. 542 00:24:10,511 --> 00:24:11,810 Uh, and-and... 543 00:24:12,506 --> 00:24:14,467 the thing is, is, uh... 544 00:24:14,492 --> 00:24:16,294 and I say this with so much affection, 545 00:24:16,319 --> 00:24:18,548 um, either we do this, or... 546 00:24:20,522 --> 00:24:21,821 I quit. 547 00:24:22,216 --> 00:24:23,219 What? 548 00:24:23,244 --> 00:24:24,627 I love this job. 549 00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:28,632 But I am not gonna walk around with a hole in my heart 550 00:24:28,657 --> 00:24:30,401 because there are people out there who need me 551 00:24:30,426 --> 00:24:32,663 and I'm sitting up here on my ass in a fancy suit. 552 00:24:34,578 --> 00:24:37,645 I have to be true to who I am... inside. 553 00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:39,836 So. 554 00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:42,232 Thanks. 555 00:24:43,559 --> 00:24:45,259 I loved it here. 556 00:24:48,812 --> 00:24:49,938 Bye. 557 00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:57,977 Paula, wait. 558 00:25:01,029 --> 00:25:02,663 Let's talk. 559 00:25:05,414 --> 00:25:06,781 Damn, Paula. 560 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:08,506 That was bad-ass. 561 00:25:10,167 --> 00:25:12,501 Which brings us to another person. 562 00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:15,378 The person I care about very much. 563 00:25:15,962 --> 00:25:17,328 And... 564 00:25:17,794 --> 00:25:19,727 he's really the reason I'm here. 565 00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:23,988 Josh Chan. 566 00:25:32,254 --> 00:25:34,611 Josh, you really are the reason I'm here tonight. 567 00:25:42,798 --> 00:25:43,841 I know you've been waiting 568 00:25:43,866 --> 00:25:45,332 for me to make a decision today. 569 00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:46,451 Yeah. 570 00:25:48,086 --> 00:25:49,585 Josh... 571 00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,675 Some day you're gonna find a girl 572 00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:56,634 who is perfect for you. 573 00:25:57,337 --> 00:25:59,931 And honestly, I feel like it'll happen soon 574 00:25:59,956 --> 00:26:01,756 because you are ready 575 00:26:01,781 --> 00:26:03,714 for a serious relationship. 576 00:26:05,535 --> 00:26:08,036 You mean so much to me, I hope you know that. 577 00:26:10,895 --> 00:26:12,161 But I'm sorry. 578 00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:17,859 Oh. 579 00:26:18,682 --> 00:26:19,901 Yeah. 580 00:26:21,991 --> 00:26:23,757 Can I have a minute? 581 00:26:24,905 --> 00:26:27,210 Of course, yeah. 582 00:26:29,765 --> 00:26:31,398 Without you here? 583 00:26:31,467 --> 00:26:32,900 Oh. 584 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:35,191 Yes. Absolutely. Mm-hmm. Hmm. 585 00:26:35,216 --> 00:26:37,149 Yes. 586 00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:39,693 I'll just go, I'll go in my... 587 00:26:43,330 --> 00:26:44,890 But I'm gonna give you your space. Um... 588 00:26:49,707 --> 00:26:51,830 You sure I can have Estrella? 589 00:26:51,854 --> 00:26:54,154 Of course, you really forged 590 00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:56,046 a beautiful bond with number 28. 591 00:27:00,363 --> 00:27:01,962 Well, I got to run, uh... 592 00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:03,586 I got a magic club meeting. 593 00:27:03,611 --> 00:27:05,344 We let in some more members 594 00:27:05,369 --> 00:27:07,603 and George is having a party to celebrate, so, yeah. 595 00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:09,594 - Well, that sounds fun. - Yeah. 596 00:27:10,790 --> 00:27:12,190 See you. 597 00:27:15,778 --> 00:27:17,193 Good-bye, Josh Chan. 598 00:27:18,614 --> 00:27:20,314 I'm shocked that I'm doing this. 599 00:27:20,426 --> 00:27:22,426 But $80 a month is a great deal. 600 00:27:22,451 --> 00:27:23,951 Oh, we're gonna have so much fun. 601 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,408 I'm a great roommate. 602 00:27:25,521 --> 00:27:27,263 Question... do you own a vibrator? 603 00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:29,923 You will never know. 604 00:27:32,587 --> 00:27:34,721 I should stop asking people that. 605 00:27:35,631 --> 00:27:37,731 Josh, I moved to West Covina for you. 606 00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,393 And I will never forget that. 607 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:45,167 And I'm so, so happy for you. 608 00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:47,544 That you found what you wanted. 609 00:27:48,544 --> 00:27:49,676 With a little magic. 610 00:27:50,054 --> 00:27:51,312 You found love. 611 00:27:54,176 --> 00:27:56,296 They met in a magic club, that's why I'm saying magic. 612 00:27:56,831 --> 00:27:58,963 Oh, she's sweet. 613 00:27:58,988 --> 00:28:00,220 Yeah. 614 00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:02,278 She's also a lot. 615 00:28:02,625 --> 00:28:04,491 I know, but in a good way. 616 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,961 And then, Nathaniel. 617 00:28:11,144 --> 00:28:12,543 Okay, Nathaniel. 618 00:28:12,568 --> 00:28:13,837 So what I want to say 619 00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:15,256 _ 620 00:28:15,304 --> 00:28:16,502 - is that... - Ah. 621 00:28:16,921 --> 00:28:18,120 Huh. 622 00:28:19,671 --> 00:28:21,685 Uh, based on your words, tone, 623 00:28:21,710 --> 00:28:23,644 and body language, I'm guessing... 624 00:28:23,756 --> 00:28:25,389 we're not riding off into the sunset 625 00:28:25,414 --> 00:28:27,373 on the horses I rented, are we? 626 00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:30,528 There are horses? Where are the horses? 627 00:28:30,553 --> 00:28:31,952 In the stable. 628 00:28:32,021 --> 00:28:33,603 With the champagne. 629 00:28:34,501 --> 00:28:36,835 And the giant diamond. 630 00:28:40,262 --> 00:28:42,529 Okay, um... 631 00:28:42,642 --> 00:28:44,575 You have to know, you have to know 632 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,600 that the-the times that we've spent together 633 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:48,036 have been some of the best of my life. 634 00:28:49,246 --> 00:28:51,446 But, I... You don't, you don't have to explain. 635 00:28:55,165 --> 00:28:56,898 You only get one life. 636 00:28:58,969 --> 00:29:00,869 And you got to live that the way you want. 637 00:29:04,156 --> 00:29:06,089 I think everyone deserves that. 638 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,109 I'm quitting, Dad. 639 00:29:09,134 --> 00:29:10,734 I don't want to work for you anymore, 640 00:29:10,759 --> 00:29:12,058 or anyone, for a while. 641 00:29:14,706 --> 00:29:16,373 No, you can't forbid it. 642 00:29:16,398 --> 00:29:17,898 I'm a grown-up man. 643 00:29:17,935 --> 00:29:19,501 Mm-hmm. Mm. 644 00:29:19,602 --> 00:29:21,201 Oh, yeah? Well, I love you. 645 00:29:24,222 --> 00:29:26,617 Thanks for your support, guys. It really has meant a lot to me. 646 00:29:26,642 --> 00:29:28,008 Of course. 647 00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:29,033 Jinx. 648 00:29:29,111 --> 00:29:30,388 Now, if you'll excuse me, 649 00:29:30,412 --> 00:29:31,912 I need to see a man... 650 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:33,194 about a monkey. 651 00:29:34,770 --> 00:29:36,802 _ 652 00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:39,770 _ 653 00:29:40,047 --> 00:29:42,047 _ 654 00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:43,258 _ 655 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:46,137 _ 656 00:29:46,162 --> 00:29:47,027 _ 657 00:29:47,051 --> 00:29:48,312 _ 658 00:29:48,336 --> 00:29:49,715 _ 659 00:29:49,739 --> 00:29:50,898 _ 660 00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:52,215 _ 661 00:29:53,018 --> 00:29:55,353 _ 662 00:29:56,369 --> 00:29:58,065 _ 663 00:29:58,350 --> 00:29:59,558 _ 664 00:30:00,622 --> 00:30:01,740 _ 665 00:30:03,351 --> 00:30:05,784 _ 666 00:30:10,108 --> 00:30:11,718 Hola. 667 00:30:11,787 --> 00:30:13,253 ¿Cómo estás? 668 00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:15,145 You upended your life. 669 00:30:15,816 --> 00:30:17,668 You changed everything. 670 00:30:18,117 --> 00:30:19,927 But, unlike me, 671 00:30:19,995 --> 00:30:21,628 you did it for the right reasons. 672 00:30:21,918 --> 00:30:23,918 And I am in awe of you. 673 00:30:25,837 --> 00:30:27,236 And finally... 674 00:30:31,307 --> 00:30:32,880 Hi, Greg. 675 00:30:40,536 --> 00:30:42,269 Greg, uh... 676 00:30:42,747 --> 00:30:45,315 Uh, Greg, I, uh... I don't know... 677 00:30:45,891 --> 00:30:48,192 what I can say to you that I haven't already said. 678 00:30:49,216 --> 00:30:50,453 So tell me. Yes or no. 679 00:30:50,478 --> 00:30:51,587 Just say it fast. 680 00:30:51,612 --> 00:30:53,445 - I... So, before I tell you, - _ 681 00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:55,937 I just, I want you to... 682 00:30:55,970 --> 00:30:57,614 I want you to understand the choice I'm making. 683 00:30:57,762 --> 00:31:00,096 - Okay. - Okay. 684 00:31:00,580 --> 00:31:02,611 So, this morning, 685 00:31:02,636 --> 00:31:05,093 I had a terrible dream while on the toilet. 686 00:31:05,118 --> 00:31:06,417 This is starting off well. 687 00:31:06,442 --> 00:31:08,106 Right. And then Paula came over. 688 00:31:08,131 --> 00:31:09,464 Trying to follow. 689 00:31:09,489 --> 00:31:11,589 Greg, you deserve a full explanation, 690 00:31:11,701 --> 00:31:13,868 and here it is. So... 691 00:31:13,937 --> 00:31:17,505 Right, toilet, Paula came over, 692 00:31:17,530 --> 00:31:19,230 I helped her through an issue, 693 00:31:19,255 --> 00:31:21,911 and then she asked me 694 00:31:22,542 --> 00:31:24,401 probably the most important question 695 00:31:24,470 --> 00:31:25,970 anyone's ever asked me in my life. 696 00:31:29,575 --> 00:31:32,743 Rebecca, hello? Hey! 697 00:31:34,514 --> 00:31:36,642 - What? - What are you doing? 698 00:31:36,825 --> 00:31:39,225 Uh, sorry, nothing, nothing. 699 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,076 No, that's not nothing. 700 00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:44,773 That's... You're staring off into space, like you do. 701 00:31:45,679 --> 00:31:46,878 You do that a lot. 702 00:31:47,193 --> 00:31:48,392 What's... 703 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,470 what's happening when you do that? 704 00:31:54,994 --> 00:31:56,434 I don't want to tell you. It's weird. 705 00:31:56,459 --> 00:31:59,961 Oh, come on, any weirder than the many, many weird things 706 00:31:59,986 --> 00:32:01,884 you and I have done since we met? 707 00:32:02,535 --> 00:32:04,809 I've just... I don't know... I've never told anybody, 708 00:32:04,834 --> 00:32:07,468 except for the Dream Ghost and Dr. Phil. 709 00:32:07,923 --> 00:32:08,913 What? 710 00:32:08,981 --> 00:32:12,354 What the hell? Okay. 711 00:32:12,379 --> 00:32:14,812 When I stare off into space... 712 00:32:17,991 --> 00:32:20,357 I'm imagining myself in a musical number. 713 00:32:22,226 --> 00:32:25,728 That's how I sometimes see big moments in my life, 714 00:32:25,955 --> 00:32:27,388 as musical numbers. 715 00:32:28,907 --> 00:32:31,990 And because I do that, so does the show. 716 00:32:32,700 --> 00:32:36,050 And by show, I mean the very popular BPD workbook acronym, 717 00:32:36,075 --> 00:32:37,675 "Simply Having Omniscient Wishes." 718 00:32:38,178 --> 00:32:40,578 So, yeah, I... 719 00:32:40,646 --> 00:32:42,202 I see myself in these songs. 720 00:32:44,491 --> 00:32:46,283 Wait, I'm confused. What? 721 00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:50,187 All right. Paula, can I show you something? 722 00:32:50,212 --> 00:32:51,399 You can show me anything. 723 00:32:51,424 --> 00:32:52,482 - Okay. - Okay. 724 00:32:52,514 --> 00:32:54,380 Look off with me like this. 725 00:32:54,910 --> 00:32:56,033 Do I have to be thinking anything while I... 726 00:32:56,058 --> 00:32:57,343 - Just-just look off. - Okay. 727 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,640 Whoa. 728 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:06,736 What... 729 00:33:07,622 --> 00:33:09,556 What is all this? 730 00:33:10,517 --> 00:33:12,309 This is me. 731 00:33:13,371 --> 00:33:14,689 Okay, these are all 732 00:33:14,714 --> 00:33:17,047 of the identities that I've tried to fit into. 733 00:33:17,805 --> 00:33:19,016 Okay? 734 00:33:19,085 --> 00:33:21,719 So this is all the weird and freaky 735 00:33:21,744 --> 00:33:24,732 and dumb and useless stuff that is my life 736 00:33:24,757 --> 00:33:26,357 and has led me to nothing. 737 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:29,827 It's not nothing. 738 00:33:29,896 --> 00:33:31,031 It's... 739 00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,876 it's beautiful. 740 00:33:36,168 --> 00:33:38,669 What do you mean, beautiful? I can't focus here. 741 00:33:38,694 --> 00:33:40,125 Let's go back to reality. 742 00:33:40,150 --> 00:33:42,717 Okay, wait, I'm sorry, what do you mean, beautiful? 743 00:33:43,570 --> 00:33:44,466 Okay. 744 00:33:44,491 --> 00:33:47,968 Those-those songs that you imagine, when you come back, 745 00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:51,201 you've always figured something out, right? 746 00:33:52,142 --> 00:33:54,028 I mean, yeah, 747 00:33:54,053 --> 00:33:55,986 I guess I've processed something, sure. 748 00:33:56,011 --> 00:33:57,444 And have you ever written them down? 749 00:33:58,819 --> 00:34:01,825 Written down my-my mind songs? 750 00:34:01,850 --> 00:34:03,281 No. Why would I do that? 751 00:34:03,306 --> 00:34:05,475 I mean, the-the closest I came to that, I guess, 752 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:06,811 was during the community theater revue 753 00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:08,169 when I changed those lyrics. 754 00:34:08,303 --> 00:34:10,737 And you loved that, right? 755 00:34:12,752 --> 00:34:14,181 - Yeah. - Okay. 756 00:34:14,206 --> 00:34:17,274 Rebecca, just... get me back there. 757 00:34:17,299 --> 00:34:19,167 Uh, okay, uh... 758 00:34:21,847 --> 00:34:23,638 Baby, it's here. 759 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,093 What you're looking for, 760 00:34:26,118 --> 00:34:27,450 the way to know who you are, 761 00:34:28,211 --> 00:34:29,810 it's here. 762 00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:34,338 Are you sure? 763 00:34:36,460 --> 00:34:39,595 ? It's not just some coincidence ? 764 00:34:39,799 --> 00:34:42,333 ? Not random, not by chance ? 765 00:34:42,358 --> 00:34:45,855 ? Who'd-a thunk it, you're remarkable ? 766 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,313 ? Not weird ? 767 00:34:47,338 --> 00:34:49,121 ? Or dumb or cray ? 768 00:34:49,146 --> 00:34:51,583 ? What you need ? 769 00:34:52,237 --> 00:34:56,586 ? Just happens to be ? 770 00:34:56,869 --> 00:35:00,135 ? Here. ? 771 00:35:04,047 --> 00:35:06,281 These songs in your head, you have to write them down. 772 00:35:07,101 --> 00:35:08,735 That's how you do it. 773 00:35:09,813 --> 00:35:11,816 Write them down. 774 00:35:11,841 --> 00:35:14,275 Write down the songs. 775 00:35:14,542 --> 00:35:16,717 Write down the songs. Okay. Okay. 776 00:35:16,742 --> 00:35:20,323 Uh, I need paper! You need a pen! 777 00:35:23,396 --> 00:35:25,224 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 778 00:35:26,907 --> 00:35:29,808 Now get started. 779 00:35:38,236 --> 00:35:39,957 This is gonna be so much fun. 780 00:35:47,179 --> 00:35:49,245 I know it sounds crazy. 781 00:35:49,667 --> 00:35:51,681 Writing down the flights of fancy in my head. 782 00:35:51,794 --> 00:35:52,726 I mean, you know, 783 00:35:52,751 --> 00:35:55,138 what even is that? But, Greg, 784 00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:58,254 I've been doing it for the past couple hours, 785 00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:03,742 and I think Paula's right, this is what I need to do. 786 00:36:04,179 --> 00:36:06,254 And you need to do this alone? 787 00:36:06,279 --> 00:36:07,802 Yeah. 788 00:36:08,194 --> 00:36:10,370 I think that's how this works. 789 00:36:11,928 --> 00:36:13,623 And I don't know how long it's gonna take. 790 00:36:13,648 --> 00:36:17,716 Okay, I hear you, Rebecca. You just got to know that... 791 00:36:18,246 --> 00:36:21,914 I'm not gonna wait, not anymore. 792 00:36:23,339 --> 00:36:24,471 I know. 793 00:36:26,843 --> 00:36:28,801 Greg, when I look at you, 794 00:36:28,826 --> 00:36:31,360 I see someone who's ahead of me, 795 00:36:31,385 --> 00:36:32,934 and who has been ahead of me. 796 00:36:33,362 --> 00:36:34,561 Your recovery, 797 00:36:35,533 --> 00:36:38,865 and then your love for Serrano's, I... 798 00:36:39,673 --> 00:36:41,673 I want that for myself. 799 00:36:41,698 --> 00:36:43,965 She wants to own an Italian restaurant? 800 00:36:43,990 --> 00:36:46,324 Oh, come on, you know what she means. 801 00:36:48,294 --> 00:36:49,988 God, I wish you were not still single. 802 00:36:50,749 --> 00:36:53,116 I will not feel safe until one of you is married. 803 00:36:53,328 --> 00:36:56,162 Oh, shh. Just let her talk. 804 00:36:56,602 --> 00:36:59,363 And so, over the past year, 805 00:36:59,388 --> 00:37:03,957 I have done some really new and really scary things. 806 00:37:04,172 --> 00:37:06,706 "When writing songs, the most important thing 807 00:37:06,731 --> 00:37:09,300 "is to learn to tell your story, 808 00:37:09,801 --> 00:37:11,901 "not a story you get from the outside world, 809 00:37:11,926 --> 00:37:13,545 but your own story." 810 00:37:14,363 --> 00:37:17,197 AJ, this book's, like, amazing! 811 00:37:17,258 --> 00:37:19,425 You borrowed my Dartmouth sweatshirt again? 812 00:37:19,660 --> 00:37:21,894 There are chocolate stains all over it. 813 00:37:22,257 --> 00:37:23,818 Sorry. 814 00:37:26,431 --> 00:37:28,899 I'll just get him a Harvard sweatshirt, it's better. 815 00:37:28,924 --> 00:37:30,624 Okay, the best songs... 816 00:37:31,072 --> 00:37:32,376 How many years of piano 817 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,273 - have you had? - None. 818 00:37:34,623 --> 00:37:36,623 What other instruments do you play? 819 00:37:36,648 --> 00:37:37,627 None. 820 00:37:38,195 --> 00:37:40,675 What do you know about piano? 821 00:37:41,852 --> 00:37:45,961 There appear to be black keys and white keys. 822 00:37:47,445 --> 00:37:49,569 Well, showing up is the first step. 823 00:37:49,594 --> 00:37:51,661 Yeah, it is. Let's do this. 824 00:37:51,698 --> 00:37:53,099 Okay. Can I call you Rick? 825 00:37:53,124 --> 00:37:55,095 - Uh, sure. - Is that your name? 826 00:37:55,136 --> 00:37:57,469 No, but call me Rick. 827 00:37:57,494 --> 00:37:59,461 Okay. Thanks, Rick. 828 00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:13,656 Yeah, uh, that's... That was, um... 829 00:38:13,681 --> 00:38:16,148 - Was it better than last week? - Sure. 830 00:38:16,173 --> 00:38:18,036 Okay, great, 'cause I've been working really hard. 831 00:38:18,061 --> 00:38:20,829 Yeah. You're getting most of the notes. 832 00:38:20,933 --> 00:38:22,732 - You're getting there. - Yes! 833 00:38:22,757 --> 00:38:24,824 - It's just gonna take a while. - Great. 834 00:38:24,849 --> 00:38:25,981 Okay. 835 00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:30,682 I don't know about that last lyric. I don't think it's good. 836 00:38:30,989 --> 00:38:32,222 Oh, I liked it. 837 00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:34,177 Take it easy on yourself. 838 00:38:34,202 --> 00:38:37,397 Yeah. I think it's catchy, and I have great taste. 839 00:38:37,422 --> 00:38:39,833 - Really? - Oh, yeah, keep going. 840 00:38:39,858 --> 00:38:41,991 You're doing great, honey. 841 00:38:43,645 --> 00:38:45,389 Will you stop mentioning that hot tub? 842 00:38:45,414 --> 00:38:47,781 I'm gonna look really snatched for the wedding. 843 00:38:54,222 --> 00:38:56,604 And, look, I don't know if what I'm doing yet 844 00:38:56,629 --> 00:39:01,698 is any good, but all I know is that 845 00:39:01,723 --> 00:39:03,656 I can finally show the outside world 846 00:39:03,681 --> 00:39:05,671 what's been inside of me this whole time. 847 00:39:06,264 --> 00:39:09,732 All of it. All of the-the nuances and the gray areas. 848 00:39:10,461 --> 00:39:13,518 It's not just about the act of writing. It's about how, 849 00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:15,068 when I'm doing that, 850 00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,205 when I'm telling my own story... 851 00:39:19,981 --> 00:39:22,382 for the first time in my life, 852 00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,394 I am truly happy. 853 00:39:25,449 --> 00:39:27,357 It's like I just met myself. 854 00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:31,217 Like I just met Rebecca. 855 00:39:32,773 --> 00:39:34,769 I came to this town to find love, 856 00:39:36,137 --> 00:39:37,526 and I did. 857 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,977 I love every person in this room. 858 00:39:41,907 --> 00:39:43,567 Each and every one of you. 859 00:39:44,746 --> 00:39:46,841 Again, just talking to my friends, not the other people 860 00:39:46,866 --> 00:39:48,333 here for the open mic night. 861 00:39:48,358 --> 00:39:49,636 But, you know what, screw it, I love you guys, too. 862 00:39:49,661 --> 00:39:51,394 Love that sweater. 863 00:39:53,893 --> 00:39:55,226 And now, 864 00:39:55,677 --> 00:39:58,617 for the first time in my life, I can say that 865 00:40:00,146 --> 00:40:02,248 maybe I'm finally ready 866 00:40:02,273 --> 00:40:06,141 for the other kind of love. 867 00:40:06,325 --> 00:40:09,092 You know, the kind we talk about a lot more. 868 00:40:09,209 --> 00:40:12,577 And, hell, it-it might be with someone in this room. 869 00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,083 But whoever it's with, it won't be 870 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:38,148 "ending up" with someone, 871 00:40:38,902 --> 00:40:42,159 because romantic love is not an ending, 872 00:40:43,213 --> 00:40:45,820 not for me or for anyone else here. 873 00:40:47,697 --> 00:40:50,798 It's just a-a part of your story, 874 00:40:51,336 --> 00:40:52,885 a part of who you are. 875 00:40:55,645 --> 00:40:57,008 And so, 876 00:40:57,033 --> 00:40:58,236 um... 877 00:40:58,927 --> 00:41:00,493 here we go. 878 00:41:12,450 --> 00:41:14,550 This is a song I wrote. 879 00:41:23,822 --> 00:41:29,330 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --