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Nick...

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I think I'm in love.

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Nice. What's his name,

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and what high school did he drop out of?

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What? No, I'm in love with a dog.

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I saw him at the animal
shelter my weed guy works at.

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Dude, he is so cute.

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The dog.

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Nick, can I adopt him?

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Please? Please, please, please, please?

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I promise I'll take
such good care of him.

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Okay, this is literally the
easiest decision I've ever made.

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Thank you so much, Nick.

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Oh, my God.
You're not gonna regret this.

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Thought it was very clear
that I meant, uh, no.

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- What?
- Look, a dog is a huge commitment,

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and your sister and I
are gonna be the ones

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that have to take care of it.

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And let's be honest,
you're way too irresponsible.

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Okay, Nick.

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Name one thing I've done
that's irresponsible.

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- Uh, last...
- That specifically relates to dogs.

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- Hey.
- Hey, babe.

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How'd the dress fitting go?

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- Well...
- It was magical.

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Clem, you will never know
how much it means to me

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that you will be
wearing my wedding gown.

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I always thought it was impossible

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for someone to look
better in it than I did.

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But you came close.

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Oh.

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Good news, Clem. We're getting a dog.

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Wheels are in motion, can't be stopped.

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I already named him Pretzel.

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I assume you already shut this down?

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Shut it down like a RadioShack.

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Clem, you know,
this is a dream come true for me.

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You know, never having
a daughter of my own,

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I thought I wouldn't get
to pass down my dress.

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But now I have a daughter.

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- Oh.
- Oh.

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So I guess that makes you
guys brother and sister?

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Okay, I just need to know,

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do you love the dress?

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I mean, do you really, really love it?

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- I love it.
- Oh!

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And I love that you love it.

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Well, I got to go.

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- Good-bye, darlings.
- Bye.

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Oh, that is so great that you love it.

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I hate it!

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I mean,

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I mean, it is beautiful,
but it's just not me.

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It's old-fashioned, and it's matronly,

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and there's just...
there's a lot of poof.

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Babe, you're beautiful.

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You can make any dress work.

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Thank you. And I have no choice.

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If I don't walk down the aisle
in that taffeta hazmat suit,

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your mom is gonna be devastated.

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Don't worry, Clem.

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You know what would make you
feel a lot better right now?

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A dog.

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Give it to me. Give it to me straight.

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Oh, honey, I haven't given it to
anyone straight since prom '05.

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But for real,

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- you look so beautiful.
- Aw.

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...is what I would say
if you weren't wearing

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a curtain-sized doily.

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And the worst part is when
we were at the fitting,

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I saw this perfect Vera Wang dress.

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Ben, I really want that Wang.

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Girl, I get it. I love the wang, too.

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Well...

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- this is a disaster.
- Okay.

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I know how to cheer you up.

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You are coming out with me this Friday.

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The Queer Eye guys are throwing a party,

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and I'm gonna pretend to be straight

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so that they give me a makeover.

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Nick and I have a date night planned.

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We're gonna walk over
the Brooklyn Bridge

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and go to this great little bistro.

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We never hang out anymore, Clem.
I really miss my wingwoman.

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What are you talking about?
We hang out all the time.

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Not like we used to. Remember?

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You'd attract a crowd of straight guys,

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and I'd pick off the one
that was just pretending for his father.

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Yeah, and I'd grab the
one with emotional damage

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and date him until he decided
he was better than me.

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Mmm.

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God, we had fun.

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Anyway, I got to get out of this thing

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before somebody tries
to roast me over a fire.

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- Hey, Nicky.
- Hey, Ben.

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So, what boring couple thing

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are you forcing my Clemmy to do tonight?

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Boring? Hardly.

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Normally on Monday nights,
we, uh, drink some wine,

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watch an episode of
Bachelor in Paradise.

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But last week we fell asleep,
which means that this week,

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we get two episodes! Uh, what?

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How will you keep this flame
alive after the wedding?

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Anyway, I'm headed out.
Have a cycle class to teach.

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Oh, yeah? You know,
I've been looking for a new workout.

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Maybe I'll stop by sometime.

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Oh, it's an advanced class.

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You might want to try Ira on Thursdays.

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You don't think I can handle yours?

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Right. That's why I said
try Ira on Thursdays.

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Okay, I need help.

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This thing is like the
world's poofiest prison.

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Hey, babe. Oh!

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Aah! I should not see you in the dress.

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To be fair, no one should.

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Come on, Nick.

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That old superstition?

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Yes, Clem. It's bad luck

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to see the bride in her
dress before the wedding.

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Okay? Look, it's like some
sort of curse or something.

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- Ben, tell her.
- Yeah. I'm sorry to tell you Nick's right.

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You are now doomed to a
lifetime of nights on the couch

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with bad television and worse wine.

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It's a Trader Joe's pick of the week.

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Man, things are getting
hot on that beach, huh?

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I mean, I just knew
he was gonna choose Becca P.

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And then, boom, out of nowhere, Becca C.

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Without even considering poor Becca R.

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Babe, for what it's worth,

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- you look beautiful in that dress.
- Aw.

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So I brought you a little
juice from the vine

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- to ease your mind.
- Aw.

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I can't wait to marry you.

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- To us.
- Yes.

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Oh! Oh!

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- What did you do?
- Me?

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- Yes.
- You just flung wine all over my mom's dress.

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I didn't do anything.

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You were supposed to meet me halfway.

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That's how a toast works.

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- You don't just drink. You clink first!
- You don't always clink first.

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Everybody clinks first.

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Oh, my God. The curse.

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There is no curse. There's a stain,

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and it is setting.

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Come on. Quick, the kitchen sink.

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Quick. I'll get the stain remover.
Go, go, go!

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I got the stain remover!

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Babe, turn on the other light.

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Oh, no!

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No! No.

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I don't think that was the light, Clem.

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Maybe it's okay. Maybe it's okay.

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Okay.

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So it's not okay.

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I see you had my leftover pad thai.

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- What's up, Clem?
- I'll tell you what's up.

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I did something bad. I did something,

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like, really, really,
really, really, really bad.

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You know, that sounds
like something I usually say.

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Hold up, did we just Freaky Friday?

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Shannon, I ruined Rose's wedding dress.

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She's gonna be heartbroken.

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Okay, Clem, I'm sure it's not that bad.

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Damn.

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You murdered that thing. Oh, my...

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I can't believe that this happened.

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You know what's comforting
in times of stress?

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- Please don't say a puppy.
- A puppy.

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Wow. I guess now we've
both seen each other

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in outfits that we wish we could unsee.

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I'm actually heading to Ben's...

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...cycle class.

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He said he didn't think I could
handle it. Can you believe that?

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I mean, your boy
ran a half marathon last year.

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Yeah, but not on purpose.

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Your boy signed up for a full one

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and then stopped halfway
at a Pancake City.

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To carbo-load.

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Hey, babe, you sure you don't want me

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to come with you to tell
my mom about the dress?

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No. I got this.
But if I don't make it back alive,

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it's gonna be a real bummer

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that this was my last image of you.

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Thank you.

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Okay.

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Enough stalling. Here I go.

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Oh, my God. How am I gonna do this?

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Listen, Clem,
you're talking to the expert here.

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If you've ever done something

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that's gonna completely
crush and devastate someone,

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say it with a smile.

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All right, we got options here.

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There's the "I'm innocent" smile.

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The "I don't know" smile.

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Now, the really great one is the
"I don't really care" smile.

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The beauty of this one...

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I want you to picture your best self

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and cycle to her, you bitches.

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Nick. How you doing, buddy?

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Hope you don't think I'm
gonna go easy on you.

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There is no special
treatment in the Ben-Den.

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Don't need any special
treatment in the Ben-Den.

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I'm actually a little bored.

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When are we done with this warm-up?

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- Couple minutes.
- What!?

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This is still the warm-up?

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You got to be joking.

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Everyone, I need you
to kick it up a notch!

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Dig deep, Nicky,
like my girl Gertie here.

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And everyone wish Gertie
a happy 75th birthday!

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Damn, Gertie.

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Rose, there's something
I need to tell you,

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and it may be very upsetting.

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How do I say this?

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What? What is it?

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Sweetheart, just tell me.

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Rose, your wedding dress is ruined.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Don't freak out. It's not that bad.

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- It's not?
- Oh, no, it is real bad.

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I don't know why I just said that.

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Rose, I'm so sorry.

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How'd it happen?

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Well, the-the thing is, um,

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- what happened was...
- Rose, I did it.

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I ruined your dress. It was me.

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What?

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Just FYI, I forgot to get more
milk earlier like you asked me to.

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I figured I'd sort of draft off

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this much bigger Shannon confession.

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Continue.

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Tell me exactly how it happened.

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Well, you know, normally, I make a list.

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But truth is, I got a little cocky.

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So, I was messing around,

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and I spilled red wine on the dress,

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- and then...
- Red wine?

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Red wine around a wedding gown?

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Oh, God, that is so careless.

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Careless!

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And then, in an extremely
unfortunate turn of events,

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I tried to wash it in the sink,

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and I ended up shredding it
in... in the...

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in the garbage disposal.

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Well, I guess that dream is over.

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The dream of seeing Clem
married in my wedding gown.

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I'm sorry, Rose.

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Rose, I feel terrible.

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Oh. Me, too, Clem. Me, too.

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Hmm.

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I also forgot the Wheat Thins.
I'm sorry.

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That was really hard.

254
00:11:16,001 --> 00:11:18,426
Shannon, you totally threw
yourself on the grenade for me.

255
00:11:18,461 --> 00:11:19,520
Why'd you do that?

256
00:11:19,588 --> 00:11:21,655
Dude, I'm used to people
being disappointed in me.

257
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,820
I can handle it.
And I know how important

258
00:11:23,826 --> 00:11:26,193
your relationship with Rose
is to you, so...

259
00:11:26,262 --> 00:11:31,331
Oh. Shannon,
sometimes you really surprise me.

260
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:34,234
Aw. And for my cooperation,

261
00:11:35,102 --> 00:11:36,470
I want that puppy.

262
00:11:39,108 --> 00:11:41,642
- And other times, you're a little on the nose.
- Mm.

263
00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:47,047
Oh, my God, I love this dog so much!

264
00:11:47,116 --> 00:11:48,282
I love you. I love you.

265
00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:50,684
I love you, I love you. I love you.

266
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,519
And I love you. And you thought

267
00:11:52,588 --> 00:11:54,555
I wasn't gonna be able
to take care of him.

268
00:11:54,623 --> 00:11:57,991
You've literally had him for two hours.

269
00:11:58,060 --> 00:12:01,228
Yeah, but that's, like,
way longer in dog hours.

270
00:12:06,368 --> 00:12:09,036
- Oh.
- Wow.

271
00:12:09,105 --> 00:12:10,404
You see that, Pretzel?

272
00:12:10,473 --> 00:12:14,842
That's the result of 30
minutes of light exercise.

273
00:12:14,910 --> 00:12:18,078
Top athletes, like your boy right here,

274
00:12:18,147 --> 00:12:19,680
call it "the recovery waddle."

275
00:12:19,748 --> 00:12:22,082
That's right. If you ain't waddling,
you ain't throttling.

276
00:12:22,151 --> 00:12:24,084
Here we go! Aah.

277
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,256
I just got off the phone with
the guy from the bridal shop.

278
00:12:29,325 --> 00:12:30,424
And guess what.

279
00:12:30,493 --> 00:12:33,994
He's giving me the Wang of my dreams.

280
00:12:34,063 --> 00:12:36,196
And this is how you tell me?

281
00:12:40,903 --> 00:12:42,503
Um, Shannon,

282
00:12:42,571 --> 00:12:44,404
I think Pretzel here needs to go out.

283
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:47,908
Nah, he's just holding the
door shut to protect us.

284
00:12:49,845 --> 00:12:53,046
Fine. I'll go get his leash,

285
00:12:53,115 --> 00:12:54,948
'cause I'm responsible.

286
00:12:55,017 --> 00:12:57,384
Come on, Pretzel. Let's go.

287
00:12:57,453 --> 00:12:59,505
Look, Clem,
I get why you didn't want to tell my mom

288
00:12:59,589 --> 00:13:00,888
about what happened with the dress,

289
00:13:00,956 --> 00:13:02,956
but now, we're stuck with a creature

290
00:13:03,025 --> 00:13:05,692
that's barely housebroken and
can't take care of itself.

291
00:13:05,761 --> 00:13:08,061
And on top of all of that,
we have a dog.

292
00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:10,998
I know. I do kind of feel
bad about lying to your mom,

293
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:12,833
but think about it. It all worked out.

294
00:13:12,902 --> 00:13:14,468
I'm all good with Rose.

295
00:13:14,537 --> 00:13:16,748
I get to wear the dress that
I really wanted to wear.

296
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,773
And Shannon gets to learn
about responsibility.

297
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,976
What happened to your curse, hmm?

298
00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:27,114
Hey, Walt. What's up?

299
00:13:27,183 --> 00:13:30,450
Good news. I was able to pull
some strings, call in a favor,

300
00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,853
and I got a costume
designer friend to...

301
00:13:32,922 --> 00:13:34,855
repair Rose's wedding dress!

302
00:13:34,924 --> 00:13:35,956
No!

303
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,860
Way!

304
00:13:39,929 --> 00:13:42,296
No way. That's... that's awesome.

305
00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:48,635
Holy crap, you can't kill that thing.

306
00:13:52,255 --> 00:13:53,893
Walt, I can't believe it.

307
00:13:53,976 --> 00:13:56,943
The dress looks exactly
the same as before.

308
00:13:57,012 --> 00:13:58,645
Doesn't it, Clem?

309
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:03,616
Yeah, although, is it just me,
or did they add even more poof?

310
00:14:04,401 --> 00:14:05,618
Good eye.

311
00:14:05,687 --> 00:14:06,953
I had 'em do that.

312
00:14:07,022 --> 00:14:09,722
You got to keep up with the times.

313
00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:11,291
Dad, how'd you get that done so fast?

314
00:14:11,326 --> 00:14:14,894
Oh, it wasn't easy. The costume
designer is an aspiring playwright,

315
00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:17,497
so I had to promise to
star in a two-week run

316
00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:21,434
of her show about menopause,
called Is It Hot in Here?

317
00:14:23,171 --> 00:14:25,104
Well, I got to bounce.

318
00:14:25,173 --> 00:14:27,240
I'm meeting some friends to study.

319
00:14:27,309 --> 00:14:28,875
That sounds a lot like you.

320
00:14:28,944 --> 00:14:30,643
What are you guys studying?

321
00:14:30,712 --> 00:14:33,980
Physics. Is that a thing?

322
00:14:34,049 --> 00:14:37,250
Don't you think you should
stop by the apartment first

323
00:14:37,319 --> 00:14:39,018
and let your dog out?

324
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:42,322
Man, I should have gotten one of
those dogs that pees in a box.

325
00:14:42,390 --> 00:14:44,791
That's called a cat.

326
00:14:47,696 --> 00:14:49,929
I can't believe you let her have a dog.

327
00:14:49,998 --> 00:14:52,832
And after what she did to our dress. Mm.

328
00:14:52,901 --> 00:14:55,435
Well, it was an accident.

329
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:57,370
Maybe. Maybe not.

330
00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:59,105
You never know with Shannon.

331
00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:00,251
You know, Clem, I have done

332
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:03,876
everything I could to welcome
your family into our family.

333
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:06,245
And I know Shannon's had
a difficult upbringing,

334
00:15:06,314 --> 00:15:07,647
but so have you,

335
00:15:07,716 --> 00:15:10,984
and I don't think you'd
ever do something like that.

336
00:15:11,052 --> 00:15:12,986
Ooh.

337
00:15:14,422 --> 00:15:15,955
And the hurtful part is,

338
00:15:16,024 --> 00:15:18,291
she doesn't even seem genuinely sorry.

339
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,433
Oh, she's sorry.

340
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:22,562
I know for a fact that she's,
like, really, really sorry.

341
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:25,965
Like... on the verge of vomiting sorry.

342
00:15:26,576 --> 00:15:28,167
Clem, what's going on?

343
00:15:28,731 --> 00:15:30,870
Shannon didn't ruin the dress, Rose.

344
00:15:32,489 --> 00:15:33,673
I did.

345
00:15:34,228 --> 00:15:36,409
What?

346
00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:37,777
I ruined the dress, Rose.

347
00:15:37,846 --> 00:15:39,812
Shannon took the blame because...

348
00:15:39,881 --> 00:15:41,981
'cause she didn't want
you to be mad at me.

349
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,716
Wow. That was

350
00:15:43,785 --> 00:15:46,185
actually very noble of Shannon.

351
00:15:46,254 --> 00:15:48,090
Then she blackmailed us for a puppy.

352
00:15:48,157 --> 00:15:50,757
That sounds right.

353
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,358
But I don't understand.

354
00:15:52,427 --> 00:15:54,027
Why didn't you say something?

355
00:15:54,095 --> 00:15:56,095
Because you said I was
like a daughter to you,

356
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,664
and that meant the world to me.

357
00:15:57,732 --> 00:16:00,199
And then I ruined the dress,
and I got scared

358
00:16:00,268 --> 00:16:02,502
that maybe you wouldn't feel
like that about me anymore.

359
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,737
Oh, baby,

360
00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:08,241
you'll always be my daughter,

361
00:16:08,309 --> 00:16:10,076
even if you disappoint me.

362
00:16:10,145 --> 00:16:15,181
Walt's still my husband,
and he forgot the damn Wheat Thins.

363
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:20,453
The good news is, despite this fiasco,

364
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:24,023
you can still wear the gown
now that it's been repaired.

365
00:16:24,092 --> 00:16:27,060
And updated in the poof department.

366
00:16:27,713 --> 00:16:30,129
Oh, and going forward,

367
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,965
I want you to know, in this family,

368
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,301
you can always be honest with me.

369
00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:39,405
I don't care how difficult you
think it is for me to hear.

370
00:16:39,474 --> 00:16:42,075
Don't you ever hold back.

371
00:16:42,143 --> 00:16:43,576
- Rose?
- Mm-hmm.

372
00:16:43,645 --> 00:16:45,111
The dress...

373
00:16:52,348 --> 00:16:54,654
It's just a little old-fashioned.

374
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,623
Ooh, hold back. Hold... back.

375
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,526
I love what it symbolizes. I do.

376
00:17:00,595 --> 00:17:02,361
And I love you, but it's just...

377
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:04,163
It's not me.

378
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,466
Clem, you're the bride.

379
00:17:06,534 --> 00:17:08,134
It's your day.

380
00:17:08,203 --> 00:17:11,337
Sweetheart, you get to wear
whatever you want to wear.

381
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:12,572
Do you mean it?

382
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,973
I think so.

383
00:17:15,597 --> 00:17:18,010
So, she's not wearing the dress,

384
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,813
but I'll be spending
two weeks in Detroit

385
00:17:20,882 --> 00:17:23,249
in the dead of winter
doing menopause theater.

386
00:17:24,886 --> 00:17:26,586
That'll be fun.

387
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:32,400
It's dinner time, Pretzel.

388
00:17:33,388 --> 00:17:34,702
Again.

389
00:17:36,105 --> 00:17:37,838
I just don't see the point in this.

390
00:17:37,907 --> 00:17:39,647
I put food in the front,
it comes out the back.

391
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:42,009
What do I get out of it?

392
00:17:42,078 --> 00:17:44,345
Love and companionship?

393
00:17:44,414 --> 00:17:47,648
Sure, but so much comes out the back.

394
00:17:49,889 --> 00:17:51,852
Hey, guys.

395
00:17:51,921 --> 00:17:54,488
Who is this adorable confection?

396
00:17:54,557 --> 00:17:56,023
That's my dog Pretzel.

397
00:17:56,092 --> 00:17:57,992
Oh. Oh.

398
00:17:58,061 --> 00:18:01,028
His kisses are like butterfly wings!

399
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,065
Missed you in class today, Nicky.

400
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:08,703
Ah, yeah, yeah.
You know, today was my lifting day.

401
00:18:08,771 --> 00:18:12,573
As in lifting the aspirin
to your mouth, or...?

402
00:18:13,315 --> 00:18:15,810
Okay, fine, Ben.
Your class kicked my ass.

403
00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:20,681
I'm in so much pain, this morning,
I had to sit to pee.

404
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,719
I kind of liked it.
It might be my new thing.

405
00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:29,623
Well, Clemmy, since Nicky here
clearly can't cross the bridgey,

406
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,625
sounds like you're free to go
to the party with me tonight.

407
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,627
Oh, no. I can't leave Nick like this.

408
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,796
Aah!

409
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,998
What? No. No.
I thought if he couldn't walk,

410
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:39,300
you could go with me.

411
00:18:40,538 --> 00:18:42,236
Wait a minute.

412
00:18:42,305 --> 00:18:45,106
Did you know I was
gonna end up like this?

413
00:18:45,174 --> 00:18:47,608
Did you know he was
gonna end up like this?

414
00:18:47,677 --> 00:18:49,777
Okay, fine. The bike I put you on...

415
00:18:49,846 --> 00:18:51,712
it's way harder than the rest of 'em.

416
00:18:51,781 --> 00:18:53,314
We call it "Jaws."

417
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,016
It's reserved for Ironmen,
Olympians and Beyoncé.

418
00:18:58,287 --> 00:19:01,389
Wait. So what you're saying is,

419
00:19:01,457 --> 00:19:04,091
I am an incredible athlete.

420
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,527
You did, like, three stages
of the Tour de France.

421
00:19:06,596 --> 00:19:08,462
It's a miracle that you are standing up.

422
00:19:08,531 --> 00:19:12,166
Well, you know, that is your boy.

423
00:19:15,772 --> 00:19:18,105
It hurts so bad.

424
00:19:19,475 --> 00:19:21,175
Ben, why would you do that to him?

425
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,577
Because I miss us, Clem.

426
00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:24,779
Everything's changing.

427
00:19:24,847 --> 00:19:26,180
And seeing you in that dress...

428
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:30,651
that burlap yurt of a dress...

429
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,420
really drove that home.

430
00:19:32,488 --> 00:19:35,156
Ben, we will always be besties.

431
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,657
Me getting married doesn't change that.

432
00:19:36,726 --> 00:19:38,692
It just changes some of
the things that we do.

433
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:41,028
Like, maybe more walks to brunch,

434
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:43,964
and less walks of shame.

435
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:47,535
But I am happy for you guys,

436
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,070
even if I have to find
another wingperson.

437
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,074
You sound like you could use a buddy.

438
00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:58,813
Maybe a little wingpuppy, you know?

439
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,515
Take him.

440
00:20:01,584 --> 00:20:03,818
I can't take your dog.

441
00:20:03,886 --> 00:20:05,820
You absolutely can.

442
00:20:06,552 --> 00:20:10,024
Look, I love him.
Just not ready for him.

443
00:20:10,092 --> 00:20:13,194
It turns out I am deeply irresponsible.

444
00:20:14,564 --> 00:20:16,497
It's no one's fault.
No one saw this coming.

445
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:21,068
Anyways, he'd be happier with you.

446
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,603
And I could still
visit him all the time.

447
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,173
No, it's too crazy. I can't.

448
00:20:26,242 --> 00:20:27,708
We walked by the pier,

449
00:20:27,777 --> 00:20:30,511
and, like,
15 sailors stopped to pet him.

450
00:20:31,221 --> 00:20:32,313
They did?

451
00:20:32,381 --> 00:20:33,547
Mm-hmm.

452
00:20:35,036 --> 00:20:37,051
To pet my dog?

453
00:20:37,899 --> 00:20:39,386
Come on, little buddy.

454
00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:42,857
We got to get you a little sailor hat.

455
00:20:42,925 --> 00:20:44,592
He licked inside my mouth.

456
00:20:47,029 --> 00:20:49,063
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