1 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:07,531 If you wanna be with another person, 2 00:00:07,558 --> 00:00:08,773 we can do it together. 3 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,584 Previously on Now Apocalypse... 4 00:00:10,796 --> 00:00:12,040 Check out that dude's arms! 5 00:00:12,067 --> 00:00:13,296 Dude is swole! 6 00:00:13,323 --> 00:00:15,369 Don't be afraid to get your hands a little dirty. 7 00:00:15,396 --> 00:00:17,507 You've been a bad boy. 8 00:00:18,401 --> 00:00:21,176 The whole S&M thing kinda started as an accident, 9 00:00:21,203 --> 00:00:23,138 but then it tapped into something real. 10 00:00:24,679 --> 00:00:27,256 I'm realizing that I really enjoy being a Dom. 11 00:00:27,283 --> 00:00:29,075 - It's Isaac. - Is that the new guy? 12 00:00:30,042 --> 00:00:32,609 Tomorrow, we're gonna be so glad that we waited. 13 00:00:32,636 --> 00:00:33,953 Fuck tomorrow. 14 00:00:48,821 --> 00:00:49,861 Shit! 15 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,724 Are you ready for your surprise? 16 00:01:01,984 --> 00:01:02,985 So ready. 17 00:01:04,058 --> 00:01:05,182 Come with me. 18 00:01:07,908 --> 00:01:09,789 You look very handsome tonight. 19 00:01:10,385 --> 00:01:11,996 You look like a... 20 00:01:12,910 --> 00:01:13,955 dream. 21 00:01:14,086 --> 00:01:15,268 Thanks. 22 00:01:15,295 --> 00:01:17,096 But that's enough talking for now. 23 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:18,966 Close your eyes. 24 00:01:22,308 --> 00:01:23,267 OK... 25 00:01:26,980 --> 00:01:30,034 Are you prepared for a night you will never forget? 26 00:01:33,782 --> 00:01:34,822 All right. 27 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:36,728 Here we are. 28 00:01:37,285 --> 00:01:38,503 OK... 29 00:01:40,198 --> 00:01:42,479 www.subtitulamos.tv 30 00:01:45,354 --> 00:01:46,659 Can't breathe. 31 00:01:46,814 --> 00:01:48,377 What was that? 32 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,065 Where are you taking me? 33 00:01:50,163 --> 00:01:51,815 Would you relax? 34 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:55,026 You'll find out soon enough. 35 00:01:55,053 --> 00:01:59,206 I've gotta say, Car. This is making me a little nervous. 36 00:01:59,413 --> 00:02:01,885 Yeah, bro. That's the point. 37 00:02:17,409 --> 00:02:19,151 You feel like a shark. 38 00:02:27,446 --> 00:02:30,218 Holy fuckin'... 39 00:02:31,296 --> 00:02:33,443 - So, what do you wanna do? - Everything. 40 00:02:33,747 --> 00:02:35,535 Are you a top or a bottom or...? 41 00:02:35,562 --> 00:02:36,781 Yes. 42 00:02:37,256 --> 00:02:39,296 Do you have... Do you have, like, a preference? 43 00:02:39,323 --> 00:02:40,498 I wanna do everything with you. 44 00:02:41,004 --> 00:02:42,070 Cool. 45 00:02:42,604 --> 00:02:45,171 Tyce, this is my boyfriend, Ford. 46 00:02:45,893 --> 00:02:47,203 Hey, Ford. 47 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:50,804 Darling, don't you remember Tyce from the party the other night? 48 00:02:54,556 --> 00:02:57,472 Are you gonna linger in the doorway like a reproached child, 49 00:02:57,627 --> 00:02:59,179 or are you gonna join us? 50 00:03:03,178 --> 00:03:04,835 What is this? 51 00:03:05,157 --> 00:03:07,571 Well, don't tell me you've never been in the medical room 52 00:03:07,598 --> 00:03:09,921 of a BDSM dungeon before. 53 00:03:13,403 --> 00:03:14,398 Now... 54 00:03:14,425 --> 00:03:17,298 Are you gonna be a good little boy and behave? 55 00:03:17,325 --> 00:03:18,993 Yes, mommy. I'll behave. 56 00:03:19,060 --> 00:03:19,890 Good. 57 00:03:21,049 --> 00:03:22,789 Now lay down. 58 00:03:24,610 --> 00:03:26,220 It's tight, it's tight! 59 00:03:26,247 --> 00:03:29,718 Baby, that's the least of your worries. 60 00:03:30,146 --> 00:03:31,092 You... 61 00:03:31,531 --> 00:03:33,921 have made mommy real angry. 62 00:03:34,833 --> 00:03:36,226 And, as punishment, 63 00:03:36,253 --> 00:03:38,777 I'm gonna milk every last drop 64 00:03:38,804 --> 00:03:40,571 of your life force. 65 00:03:40,598 --> 00:03:41,904 How do you like the sound of that? 66 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,208 I love it. 67 00:03:43,235 --> 00:03:44,453 Mommy. I love it. 68 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,648 Mommy, I love it. 69 00:03:47,651 --> 00:03:48,695 I love it? 70 00:03:50,796 --> 00:03:52,414 Hey... hey. 71 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:53,359 What? 72 00:03:53,386 --> 00:03:55,089 Is it OK if we use a condom? 73 00:03:55,343 --> 00:03:56,148 Sure. 74 00:03:56,175 --> 00:03:58,062 I'm on PrEP but whatever you want. 75 00:03:58,089 --> 00:04:00,843 I just... yeah, I just don't have, health insurance, 76 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:02,578 so I-I can't afford it. 77 00:04:02,689 --> 00:04:04,234 - PrEP, you mean? - Yeah. 78 00:04:04,653 --> 00:04:07,789 Aren't you on Medicaid? You probably qualify. 79 00:04:09,179 --> 00:04:11,132 PrEP is free if you're on Medicaid. 80 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:14,030 Really? 81 00:04:14,962 --> 00:04:16,242 You're fuckin' adorable. 82 00:04:16,269 --> 00:04:18,661 So, Sev tells me you're a screenwriter. 83 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:20,207 Me, too. 84 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:26,132 So, how do you two know each other? 85 00:04:26,234 --> 00:04:28,802 I introduced myself to Tyce at the party 86 00:04:28,829 --> 00:04:31,789 after you indicated that you were sexually interested in him. 87 00:04:33,123 --> 00:04:34,280 What? I... 88 00:04:35,669 --> 00:04:37,632 I, I didn't... no, I didn't, dude... 89 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:39,351 Ford... 90 00:04:39,378 --> 00:04:41,815 I've never told you this before, 91 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,444 but I've always had two great dreams in life. 92 00:04:44,636 --> 00:04:48,255 The first was to become an astro-biological theorist, 93 00:04:48,282 --> 00:04:52,333 which, thanks to skipping 3 grades in primary school, 94 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,189 I accomplished at the age of 23. 95 00:04:55,335 --> 00:04:57,163 And my second goal... 96 00:04:57,190 --> 00:05:01,333 Unfortunately, it has proved far more difficult to achieve. 97 00:05:01,554 --> 00:05:03,556 I'm hoping, however, 98 00:05:03,888 --> 00:05:06,427 that will all change tonight. 99 00:05:06,493 --> 00:05:08,036 And that dream... 100 00:05:08,255 --> 00:05:09,645 is to be... 101 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,498 spit-roasted. 102 00:05:16,303 --> 00:05:18,169 Bro, what are you doing to me? 103 00:05:18,513 --> 00:05:19,850 You like that, don't you? 104 00:05:19,877 --> 00:05:21,139 Fuck, yes. I love it. 105 00:05:21,372 --> 00:05:25,419 My God, you're so good at that. It's like you were trained by Catholic priests! 106 00:05:25,634 --> 00:05:26,747 My God. 107 00:05:26,774 --> 00:05:28,903 Fuck! Fuck, I'm close. 108 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:30,704 My God. I'm close, I'm close. I'm close! 109 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,371 OK. That's enough of that. 110 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:34,426 Carly, Carly, Car, Car, Car... 111 00:05:35,137 --> 00:05:36,825 Now don't go anywhere. 112 00:05:38,191 --> 00:05:40,660 Wait. Where the fuck am I going? 113 00:05:42,598 --> 00:05:44,352 What the hell is that for? 114 00:05:45,069 --> 00:05:46,375 It's called... 115 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,360 'sensual waterboarding'. 116 00:05:49,995 --> 00:05:50,973 Fuck! 117 00:05:57,043 --> 00:05:58,674 What's sensual about it? 118 00:05:58,805 --> 00:06:00,387 The handjob. 119 00:06:00,676 --> 00:06:02,098 OK, fuck no. Fuck, no. 120 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:03,723 - OK, OK, all right. Calm down. - Fuck no. 121 00:06:03,750 --> 00:06:05,309 Hey, stop being such a wuss. 122 00:06:05,336 --> 00:06:07,418 This is totally safe. I saw it in a porno once. 123 00:06:07,445 --> 00:06:09,658 What kind of porn are you watching? 124 00:06:10,511 --> 00:06:11,459 Look, 125 00:06:11,486 --> 00:06:13,441 just trust me, OK? 126 00:06:13,736 --> 00:06:17,324 Apparently, the illusion of death makes your orgasm, 127 00:06:17,519 --> 00:06:19,363 like, 10 times more intense. 128 00:06:19,390 --> 00:06:21,559 And if you really don't like it, you can use a safe word. 129 00:06:22,699 --> 00:06:24,231 What's the safe word? 130 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:25,582 I don't know. Something random. 131 00:06:25,609 --> 00:06:28,351 What is something that you would never associate with sex? 132 00:06:31,103 --> 00:06:32,363 Children? 133 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:35,543 How about we just go with 'triggered'? 134 00:06:35,759 --> 00:06:39,629 Fuck, OK, OK. Just... just don't, like, accidentally kill me or something. 135 00:06:40,128 --> 00:06:41,410 Don't worry. 136 00:06:41,437 --> 00:06:44,362 Mommy will take good care of you. 137 00:06:58,403 --> 00:07:00,214 Baby likes that, don't you? 138 00:07:10,133 --> 00:07:12,547 Look at that, you little pervert. 139 00:07:18,490 --> 00:07:20,644 You like that, don't you? 140 00:07:21,850 --> 00:07:23,818 - Fuck!- Hey! Speak up, you little masochist! 141 00:07:23,845 --> 00:07:25,107 Yes, mistress! 142 00:07:25,134 --> 00:07:26,740 - Tell me you like it. - I love it! 143 00:07:26,767 --> 00:07:27,935 - Say it! - Fuck! I love it. 144 00:07:27,962 --> 00:07:29,880 - Tell me how much you love it! - I love it! I love it! 145 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:31,848 Don't come! 146 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:33,006 Don't come. 147 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:37,599 If you come, I will fucking kill you. 148 00:07:40,559 --> 00:07:42,201 My God! 149 00:07:55,073 --> 00:07:56,130 Fuck! 150 00:07:58,691 --> 00:08:01,083 My God, bro. 151 00:08:01,394 --> 00:08:03,265 What is wrong with you? 152 00:08:03,724 --> 00:08:05,216 You are insane. 153 00:08:05,275 --> 00:08:06,716 I don't know. 154 00:08:06,768 --> 00:08:08,568 I didn't program myself. 155 00:08:12,634 --> 00:08:14,070 Wait. Wait, wait, Car... 156 00:08:14,097 --> 00:08:15,623 What about me? 157 00:08:15,697 --> 00:08:16,872 What about you? 158 00:08:17,058 --> 00:08:18,494 Carly, I need to come, like, 159 00:08:18,521 --> 00:08:20,354 really, really badly. 160 00:08:20,381 --> 00:08:22,599 It's like a Vesuvius situation here. 161 00:08:23,034 --> 00:08:25,169 What should we try next? 162 00:08:27,021 --> 00:08:28,263 How about... 163 00:08:28,328 --> 00:08:29,380 getting me off? 164 00:08:29,651 --> 00:08:30,669 You know... 165 00:08:30,696 --> 00:08:33,438 for someone who meditates so much, 166 00:08:33,465 --> 00:08:35,623 you have, like, zero fucking chill. 167 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,489 Damn, man, you are lean. 168 00:08:42,224 --> 00:08:43,491 What's your BFP? 169 00:08:46,929 --> 00:08:49,453 Well, I'm hovering around 9% right now, 170 00:08:49,623 --> 00:08:51,364 but I can get down to 7 when I'm cutting. 171 00:08:51,557 --> 00:08:52,755 Nice, dude. 172 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:55,451 I have never been able to get below an 8.5 myself. 173 00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:58,052 Well, you look pretty frickin' diced to me, man. 174 00:08:58,190 --> 00:08:59,427 Thanks, bro. 175 00:09:02,254 --> 00:09:06,373 Tyce's body is like a Rodin statue. 176 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:09,607 It's so massive and powerful. 177 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,669 Wouldn't you agree, Ford? 178 00:09:18,572 --> 00:09:19,708 Come on. 179 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,341 Touch him. 180 00:09:21,926 --> 00:09:25,068 It's all right if Ford touches you, right, Tyce? 181 00:09:25,515 --> 00:09:26,472 Sure. 182 00:09:27,961 --> 00:09:29,179 Go ahead. 183 00:09:29,206 --> 00:09:30,873 Don't be afraid. 184 00:09:33,568 --> 00:09:34,888 It's cool, dude. 185 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:36,997 It doesn't have to be a big deal. 186 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:40,302 So, are... are you, like... 187 00:09:42,194 --> 00:09:43,958 bi, or...? 188 00:09:44,226 --> 00:09:45,833 Well, I am an aquarius. 189 00:09:47,685 --> 00:09:48,927 Go on, Ford. 190 00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:50,669 Touch him. 191 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,469 Seeing you with another man 192 00:09:53,496 --> 00:09:55,990 would be extremely arousing for me. 193 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:57,931 It would? 194 00:09:57,958 --> 00:09:59,482 Of course. 195 00:09:59,742 --> 00:10:03,790 Gay male sex is a very common erotic fantasy 196 00:10:03,817 --> 00:10:05,253 amongst women. 197 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,513 Really? 198 00:10:23,849 --> 00:10:25,919 It's so hot, baby. 199 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:27,146 Yeah? 200 00:10:27,813 --> 00:10:28,865 Yes. 201 00:10:30,487 --> 00:10:32,990 Do you know what would be even hotter? 202 00:10:34,553 --> 00:10:37,654 If you would kiss Tyce right now. 203 00:10:45,323 --> 00:10:47,830 It would turn me on so much. 204 00:10:49,602 --> 00:10:51,038 Please, Ford. 205 00:10:51,216 --> 00:10:53,354 Do it. For me. 206 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,252 For us. 207 00:11:16,202 --> 00:11:18,236 Fuck, I'm... I can't. 208 00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:19,656 I am sorry. 209 00:11:20,126 --> 00:11:21,776 I'm not a homophobe or anything. 210 00:11:21,803 --> 00:11:25,486 I just, I think I'm one of those rare people who's actually just straight. 211 00:11:26,011 --> 00:11:27,404 Really, Ford? 212 00:11:27,786 --> 00:11:30,862 You can't put your male insecurities aside for even just a moment? 213 00:11:30,889 --> 00:11:34,690 No, I want to. I do. I just, I'm not sure I, I can... 214 00:11:34,717 --> 00:11:37,104 Look, how about we just start off slow? 215 00:11:37,185 --> 00:11:40,861 Maybe some relaxing, sensuous massage. 216 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:50,963 Did I say you could touch yourself? 217 00:11:51,431 --> 00:11:52,385 Sorry. 218 00:11:52,602 --> 00:11:54,473 You know, maybe I just ought to fuck you. 219 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:56,588 My God. Yes, please. 220 00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:58,127 You mean with the dildo. 221 00:11:58,154 --> 00:12:01,252 Well, it would... it would be my dick, just silicone. 222 00:12:01,733 --> 00:12:02,807 Yeah... 223 00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:04,455 I might need to work up to that one. 224 00:12:04,632 --> 00:12:07,690 My God. Why can't guys just get over their hangups 225 00:12:07,717 --> 00:12:08,848 and give pegging a try? 226 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:11,346 Seriously, if they knew what it was like to get fucked, 227 00:12:11,373 --> 00:12:13,200 they'd probably be better at fucking. 228 00:12:13,388 --> 00:12:15,572 Hey, is it cool if we, like... 229 00:12:16,123 --> 00:12:19,619 just don't tell anyone about, you know, this? 230 00:12:20,795 --> 00:12:24,440 What? Your whole eat-pray-sub journey? 231 00:12:24,467 --> 00:12:26,260 Yeah, is it cool if we just, like, vault it? 232 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:27,158 Please. 233 00:12:27,256 --> 00:12:28,361 Why? 234 00:12:28,627 --> 00:12:31,111 Well, because what we do in bed is no one else's business. 235 00:12:31,307 --> 00:12:34,346 I'm serious, Carly. I don't even want you telling Ulysses about it. 236 00:12:37,217 --> 00:12:38,479 Carly? 237 00:12:38,506 --> 00:12:41,127 OK, I didn't tell him everything. 238 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:43,971 But he might've, come with me 239 00:12:43,998 --> 00:12:47,760 to Bed, Bath, and More to get the waterboarding supplies. 240 00:12:48,431 --> 00:12:51,846 Should I get a 300 thread count or splurge and get the 600? 241 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:56,117 They both seem equally brain damage-y to me. 242 00:12:56,270 --> 00:12:58,096 Jesus Christ, Carly. 243 00:12:58,123 --> 00:13:00,440 Can't you ever just keep your mouth shut? 244 00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:04,056 The only reason that you care is because, for some dumbass reason, 245 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,229 straight guys think that being a sub is emasculating. 246 00:13:07,255 --> 00:13:08,053 ¿Hello? 247 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,154 Have you been out in the world lately? 248 00:13:10,181 --> 00:13:12,226 Being a guy who's into weird submissive sex 249 00:13:12,253 --> 00:13:13,857 is not the move these days. 250 00:13:13,884 --> 00:13:15,704 Who, who gives a shit what people think? 251 00:13:15,731 --> 00:13:16,872 I do! 252 00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:22,248 Carly... 253 00:13:24,021 --> 00:13:25,251 Carly, where are you going? 254 00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:29,146 How's that feel? 255 00:13:30,039 --> 00:13:31,519 Heavenly. 256 00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:32,520 Good. 257 00:13:32,547 --> 00:13:34,201 Dude, you're not doing it right. 258 00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:36,372 Here, let's switch, OK? I'll show you. 259 00:13:36,915 --> 00:13:39,200 OK, she likes it a little harder. 260 00:13:40,083 --> 00:13:40,926 Like this. 261 00:13:41,735 --> 00:13:43,302 Ford, you're hurting me. 262 00:13:45,478 --> 00:13:47,255 What is wrong with you? 263 00:13:51,401 --> 00:13:52,638 It's all right, Ford. 264 00:13:54,557 --> 00:13:55,982 I know you're nervous. 265 00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:11,419 How about... 266 00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,513 we take baby steps? 267 00:14:14,756 --> 00:14:15,713 OK. 268 00:14:17,849 --> 00:14:20,770 If you don't wanna kiss Tyce directly... 269 00:14:34,325 --> 00:14:35,474 Spit in my mouth. 270 00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:11,620 Life is so fuckin' weird. 271 00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:13,917 What do you mean? 272 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:18,307 Well... I don't wanna come off as a needball or anything, 273 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:21,846 but we were basically strangers a few hours ago. 274 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:25,518 And I already feel strangely comfortable around you. 275 00:15:26,537 --> 00:15:27,520 Me, too. 276 00:15:27,547 --> 00:15:29,682 Like, my friends are always telling me, 277 00:15:29,713 --> 00:15:33,651 "Don't rush it. Let things develop at their own pace." 278 00:15:34,605 --> 00:15:36,464 Are you serious right now? 279 00:15:36,721 --> 00:15:39,081 I'm sorry if I'm freaking you out. 280 00:15:39,108 --> 00:15:40,370 - I'm just gonna shut up. - No! 281 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:41,920 No, no, that's... it's just 282 00:15:41,947 --> 00:15:44,253 that's exactly what my friends say to me. 283 00:15:44,581 --> 00:15:45,913 - Yeah? - Yeah. 284 00:15:57,506 --> 00:15:59,683 It feels like maybe you're ready for another go-round? 285 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,394 Yeah. You, too. 286 00:16:05,659 --> 00:16:08,829 So, what? You're embarrassed of what we do sexually? 287 00:16:08,856 --> 00:16:11,446 No, it's just I am a television actor. 288 00:16:11,473 --> 00:16:14,433 I can't risk my fans finding out the sordid details of my sex life. 289 00:16:15,116 --> 00:16:16,157 Fans? 290 00:16:16,193 --> 00:16:19,588 Dude, your only fans are necrophiliacs. 291 00:16:19,615 --> 00:16:22,677 And they are hardly in a position to be judging you for being freaky. 292 00:16:22,704 --> 00:16:24,282 What is that supposed to mean? 293 00:16:24,309 --> 00:16:27,574 Look, I just feel like we've gotten a lot closer lately 294 00:16:27,601 --> 00:16:30,524 through all of these experiences we've been having, 295 00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:32,430 and I-I wanna be able to share that with my friends! 296 00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:33,915 It's my sex life, too! 297 00:16:34,013 --> 00:16:35,586 I get it. Look, but... 298 00:16:35,931 --> 00:16:39,196 Isn't there anything you've ever done sexually that you wanted to keep a secret? 299 00:16:39,885 --> 00:16:40,695 No. 300 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,516 I'm an open book. 301 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,379 It's just sex. What is there to be ashamed about? 302 00:16:51,202 --> 00:16:53,285 What the...? 303 00:16:57,879 --> 00:17:02,832 This is officially the scariest haunted house I've ever seen. 304 00:17:04,368 --> 00:17:05,254 OK. 305 00:17:05,281 --> 00:17:07,418 Time to get this party started. 306 00:17:31,025 --> 00:17:32,690 Now what's the matter? 307 00:17:33,589 --> 00:17:35,316 I'm sorry, I just... I'm... 308 00:17:35,684 --> 00:17:37,097 I'm too in my head, and... 309 00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:40,933 We have all night. Don't worry. 310 00:17:41,175 --> 00:17:45,129 Why don't you just have some champagne and relax? 311 00:17:45,306 --> 00:17:49,699 In the meantime, I'll get better acquainted with Tyce. 312 00:17:56,369 --> 00:17:57,543 Sev... 313 00:17:58,121 --> 00:17:59,078 Sev. 314 00:18:15,383 --> 00:18:16,776 What's wrong? 315 00:18:20,819 --> 00:18:23,199 Yeah, I'm sorry. Same issue. 316 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,247 What's going on here? 317 00:18:28,086 --> 00:18:29,088 You're beautiful. 318 00:18:29,115 --> 00:18:31,410 Obviously. It's just... 319 00:18:31,883 --> 00:18:34,146 I sense there's seems to be some sort of... 320 00:18:34,394 --> 00:18:37,267 - tension between you two. - What do you mean? 321 00:18:37,294 --> 00:18:40,259 I know women think guys are just mindless fuck machines 322 00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:43,028 who'll stick our dick in a hole in the ground if we have to, 323 00:18:43,284 --> 00:18:45,426 but I need to be comfortable, 324 00:18:45,461 --> 00:18:47,051 in order to be into it. 325 00:18:47,078 --> 00:18:49,950 A penis is a very reliable emotional barometer. 326 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:54,145 Yes! Finally, someone who gets it! Dude. 327 00:18:55,270 --> 00:18:57,316 _ 328 00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:03,590 Well... 329 00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:06,902 Now that we had a chance to talk about our feelings, 330 00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:08,496 what should we do next? 331 00:19:09,746 --> 00:19:11,347 Braid each other's hair? 332 00:19:11,444 --> 00:19:13,098 Name our vaginas? 333 00:19:17,947 --> 00:19:21,582 I'm serious, Carly. I'm not doing anything more until we get this resolved. 334 00:19:21,609 --> 00:19:23,843 I'm the one in charge here, not you. 335 00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:25,535 I need your word. 336 00:19:25,562 --> 00:19:27,894 Do you promise... 337 00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:29,706 not to tell anyone about this? 338 00:19:30,054 --> 00:19:31,637 Not even Uly? 339 00:19:32,084 --> 00:19:35,222 All right, fine. I won't fucking tell anyone. 340 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,683 - You happy now? - Yes, thank you. 341 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:38,730 OK. 342 00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:44,412 Now act like a baby. 343 00:19:44,865 --> 00:19:45,988 How? 344 00:19:46,493 --> 00:19:48,016 You're an actor. 345 00:19:48,043 --> 00:19:49,371 Get into character. 346 00:19:57,121 --> 00:19:58,793 Really? Is that the best you can do? 347 00:20:02,664 --> 00:20:05,710 Oh, my God. You're fuckin' helpless. Come here. 348 00:20:08,619 --> 00:20:09,881 Is baby hungry? 349 00:20:14,328 --> 00:20:18,293 You're just a big baby who's desperate to come, aren't you? 350 00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:25,012 OK, OK, OK, 351 00:20:25,039 --> 00:20:26,815 what are you... what are you doing? 352 00:20:27,082 --> 00:20:29,058 I said act like a baby. 353 00:20:29,085 --> 00:20:31,634 Not an adult pretending to be a baby. 354 00:20:32,794 --> 00:20:34,957 You need to make a fucking choice 355 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,116 and commit to it. 356 00:20:36,247 --> 00:20:38,993 - Well, I'm trying, mommy. - Well, you're not trying hard enough. 357 00:20:39,161 --> 00:20:40,345 Bad baby! 358 00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,244 You're a bad, bad baby! 359 00:20:42,644 --> 00:20:43,712 Carly, stop! 360 00:20:43,739 --> 00:20:46,454 You know, maybe if I told you to act like a dead baby, 361 00:20:46,481 --> 00:20:47,786 you'd be more convincing, 362 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,805 considering playing a fucking corpse 363 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:53,106 seems to be your only employable skill. 364 00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:54,482 You're a bad baby! 365 00:20:54,509 --> 00:20:56,142 - A bad baby! - Triggered, bro. Triggered! 366 00:20:56,169 --> 00:20:58,498 - Bad fucking baby, Jethro! - Triggered! 367 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:01,236 You're a bad baby! You're a bad boyfriend! 368 00:21:01,263 --> 00:21:03,613 You're a bad fucking actor! 369 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,929 - Bad actor! - Triggered! 370 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,204 Bad actor! 371 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,704 - Triggered! - You're a terrible fucking actor! 372 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,962 What are you talking about? How is this my fault? 373 00:21:12,989 --> 00:21:15,665 It's fine for you to fuck another woman in front of me, 374 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,626 but when it's the other way around, you can't handle it. 375 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,568 You should've told me what you had planned. 376 00:21:20,595 --> 00:21:22,423 You're always pulling these surprises on me. 377 00:21:22,450 --> 00:21:23,728 You like surprises. 378 00:21:23,755 --> 00:21:25,670 Yeah, when I know what to expect. 379 00:21:26,149 --> 00:21:27,392 Wait. 380 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,165 She didn't tell you I was gonna be here? 381 00:21:29,851 --> 00:21:32,463 Well, I-I-I knew she was inviting someone over, 382 00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:34,556 but I assumed you'd be a girl. 383 00:21:34,914 --> 00:21:37,033 - Fuck! - I'm sorry. 384 00:21:37,199 --> 00:21:39,851 I resent the cultural assumption that a threesome 385 00:21:39,878 --> 00:21:41,607 is one man with two women. 386 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,593 It's quintessential sexism. 387 00:21:44,810 --> 00:21:46,594 What do you think I am? 388 00:21:46,621 --> 00:21:48,967 Just someone who procures pussy for you? 389 00:21:48,994 --> 00:21:49,995 What? 390 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,916 Sev, this was your idea. 391 00:21:52,943 --> 00:21:54,867 I never asked you to spend all your spare time 392 00:21:54,894 --> 00:21:57,029 organizing orgies for us. 393 00:21:57,056 --> 00:21:59,238 Our societal concept of sexuality 394 00:21:59,265 --> 00:22:01,963 is entirely organized around male pleasure. 395 00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,277 For a man, sleeping with two women 396 00:22:04,304 --> 00:22:05,592 is an accomplishment. 397 00:22:05,619 --> 00:22:09,349 Women are mere sexual props, in service to the male ego. 398 00:22:09,376 --> 00:22:10,769 What am I, then? 399 00:22:11,136 --> 00:22:12,279 What do you mean? 400 00:22:12,306 --> 00:22:14,553 Am... Am I just your sexual prop for the evening? 401 00:22:15,020 --> 00:22:16,654 Yes, in a way. 402 00:22:19,173 --> 00:22:20,877 We've done this before with a woman, 403 00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:23,021 and there were no objections because women 404 00:22:23,048 --> 00:22:25,670 are accustomed to being sexualized. 405 00:22:25,697 --> 00:22:28,264 So, yes, I believe that men 406 00:22:28,291 --> 00:22:31,404 should experience what it's like to be objectified as well. 407 00:22:31,431 --> 00:22:33,045 Are you seriously saying that? 408 00:22:33,072 --> 00:22:34,287 To a black guy? 409 00:22:34,759 --> 00:22:36,935 That's hashtag problematic, don't you think? 410 00:22:38,779 --> 00:22:40,283 Now where are you going? 411 00:22:41,062 --> 00:22:42,019 Home. 412 00:22:42,197 --> 00:22:43,584 I'm tired. 413 00:22:43,855 --> 00:22:45,334 I still haven't come yet. 414 00:22:45,847 --> 00:22:48,014 Guess that's your problem, isn't it? 415 00:22:48,253 --> 00:22:49,779 Why are you acting all pissed? 416 00:22:49,806 --> 00:22:51,045 I'm the one who should be mad. 417 00:22:51,072 --> 00:22:53,118 You just criticized my craft! 418 00:22:54,295 --> 00:22:56,443 Whatever, Jethro. 419 00:22:56,470 --> 00:22:58,264 I'm going to the car. 420 00:22:59,284 --> 00:23:01,808 Well, hold on. Still have to get changed. 421 00:23:01,951 --> 00:23:03,176 I'll wait outside. 422 00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:06,281 Hey. Wait up. 423 00:23:08,486 --> 00:23:10,482 I'm just really sorry about this, man. 424 00:23:10,509 --> 00:23:12,490 We're not usually this crazy... 425 00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:15,654 - I don't think... - It's all right. No hard feelings. 426 00:23:15,873 --> 00:23:17,990 I just hope you two get this sorted out. 427 00:23:18,149 --> 00:23:19,310 Thanks. 428 00:23:19,504 --> 00:23:21,115 And I gotta say, 429 00:23:21,142 --> 00:23:23,376 it felt awkward bringing it up earlier, but 430 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,579 I'm a big fan. 431 00:23:26,135 --> 00:23:27,440 Of your underwear ads. 432 00:23:27,467 --> 00:23:29,195 I've been seeing them everywhere. 433 00:23:29,222 --> 00:23:31,015 I mean, me and my boyfriend, we love 'em! 434 00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:33,663 Cool. 435 00:23:34,499 --> 00:23:35,643 Congrats! 436 00:23:36,656 --> 00:23:37,906 Thanks, man! 437 00:23:40,638 --> 00:23:41,647 See ya. 438 00:24:09,111 --> 00:24:10,112 Hi. 439 00:24:10,944 --> 00:24:12,029 Hey. 440 00:24:22,369 --> 00:24:25,205 I so don't wanna go to work this morning. 441 00:24:28,681 --> 00:24:30,260 How'd you sleep? 442 00:24:30,697 --> 00:24:33,266 Like a baby. Just not long enough. How about you? 443 00:24:34,955 --> 00:24:37,226 Yeah, it was on and off. 444 00:24:38,798 --> 00:24:41,002 I was, sort of... 445 00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,354 too excited to sleep. 446 00:24:43,679 --> 00:24:45,072 You're cute. 447 00:24:45,729 --> 00:24:48,248 OK, hold on. I'm gonna brush my teeth. 448 00:24:48,275 --> 00:24:49,752 My God, why? 449 00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:52,908 Wait, what? 450 00:24:53,569 --> 00:24:56,822 Yeah, I have this... this weird thing about morning breath. 451 00:24:56,849 --> 00:24:59,908 Like, I don't kiss anybody unless I brush my teeth. 452 00:25:00,989 --> 00:25:02,049 Really? 453 00:25:02,076 --> 00:25:03,767 Yeah, it's neurotic, right? 454 00:25:07,922 --> 00:25:09,402 You're coming, too? 455 00:25:10,659 --> 00:25:12,100 Yeah, I gotta pee. 456 00:25:12,894 --> 00:25:14,089 Naked? 457 00:25:15,612 --> 00:25:16,901 Yeah, is that OK? 458 00:25:18,546 --> 00:25:19,516 Sure. 459 00:25:23,997 --> 00:25:26,704 Do you... do you need a toothbrush or...? 460 00:25:26,731 --> 00:25:28,993 Yeah, I was just gonna use my finger, but... 461 00:25:29,138 --> 00:25:30,024 No... 462 00:25:34,019 --> 00:25:34,961 Here. 463 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,227 Thanks. 464 00:25:37,179 --> 00:25:40,594 And... And you can keep it here, so, so you'll always have one. 465 00:25:42,135 --> 00:25:43,136 Really? 466 00:25:43,990 --> 00:25:44,891 Yeah. 467 00:25:57,822 --> 00:25:58,860 Sev? 468 00:26:00,190 --> 00:26:01,227 Yes? 469 00:26:08,159 --> 00:26:09,907 Are you mad at me? 470 00:26:10,310 --> 00:26:13,704 I'm disappointed and rather frustrated. 471 00:26:14,173 --> 00:26:16,243 But I'm not mad. 472 00:26:16,613 --> 00:26:18,832 You know, just because last night didn't go so well 473 00:26:18,859 --> 00:26:22,079 doesn't mean I don't want us to keep trying the non-monogamy thing. 474 00:26:22,446 --> 00:26:23,767 I'm glad to hear that. 475 00:26:24,328 --> 00:26:25,513 Thank you. 476 00:26:34,866 --> 00:26:39,713 My God. There's nothing I want more than to spend the whole day in bed with you, 477 00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:41,634 and you're not making it any easier. 478 00:26:41,661 --> 00:26:43,576 Do you always work on Saturdays? 479 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:47,064 No, thank God. It's just been really busy. 480 00:26:47,091 --> 00:26:49,585 It's weird. There's been this, like, sudden epidemic 481 00:26:49,612 --> 00:26:53,071 of homeless clients exhibiting signs of delusional schizophrenia. 482 00:26:54,611 --> 00:26:55,704 Really? 483 00:26:55,731 --> 00:26:59,412 It's really putting a strain on our already very limited resources. but... 484 00:26:59,439 --> 00:27:01,651 OK, I'll call you later. 485 00:27:01,678 --> 00:27:02,656 Cool. 486 00:27:02,683 --> 00:27:05,377 Is it too soon if we hang out again tonight? 487 00:27:05,461 --> 00:27:06,565 Nope. 488 00:27:06,690 --> 00:27:09,010 Looks like your dick likes that idea. 489 00:27:09,416 --> 00:27:10,684 Yeah, it does. 490 00:27:14,297 --> 00:27:16,952 OK, OK, I have to fucking go. 491 00:27:16,979 --> 00:27:19,329 - Yeah, I'll walk you out. - No, please don't. 492 00:27:19,674 --> 00:27:22,000 - What do you mean? - You... You know what I mean. 493 00:27:22,635 --> 00:27:23,958 Foiled again. 494 00:27:23,985 --> 00:27:25,627 I'll see you in... 495 00:27:25,654 --> 00:27:27,127 nine and a half hours. 496 00:27:27,154 --> 00:27:28,113 Cool. 497 00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:31,189 Don't look at me like that. 498 00:27:31,807 --> 00:27:32,924 OK. 499 00:27:33,103 --> 00:27:35,202 OK, goodbye. 500 00:27:56,152 --> 00:28:00,670 www.subtitulamos.tv