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It seems today that all you see

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Is violence in movies and sex on TV

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But where are those
good old-fashioned values

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On which we used to rely?

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Lucky there's a family guy

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Lucky there's a man
who positively can do

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All the things that make us

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Laugh and cry

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He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!

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- Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Ugh! This sucks, Mom.

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We really have to spend the whole day
cleaning out the garage?

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Yeah, come on, Lois.

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You know I have plans today
to go see Pervert Hamlet.

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To be...

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with this skull sexually,

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or not to be...

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with this skull sexually.

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That is the question...

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I answered when I was
with this skull sexually

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a little while ago.

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Huh. All these spray paint cans
are empty.

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What? Really?

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H-How could such a thing

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have come to pass?

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Screw this. Quick,
before your mother gets back,

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everything in the garbage.

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We're throwing all this stuff out.

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Wait. You're throwing away
Stewie's Big Wheel?

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Relax. It's not even his.

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I took it from a front lawn
after a rain storm.

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I thought they'd never leave,
Factory Red.

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So, I guess Thanos got the Mind Stone.

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Wow. So now he's got all of 'em.

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- I guess so.
- What does that mean for us?

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I have no idea.

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I knew it was gonna be us.

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Oh, my God. There's a hot woman
over at the bar.

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You know, I never forget
the back of a head.

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I don't think we've met.
I'm Glenn Quagmire.

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I'm sure that kind of thing works great

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for the younger crowd, but I'm 44.

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44? Oh-ho, why am I trying so hard?

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Come on, let's get out of here.

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Look, I'm not some bimbo who
falls for tired pickup lines.

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Wow. That was painful.

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Like that time I passed
a kidney Stone Phillips.

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Oh!

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Aah! Aah!

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Or was it... murder?

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- Hey, Doug.
- Hey, Stewie.

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Taking the Big Wheel out for a spin?

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Yep. Where are you headed?

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Oh, I was just gonna
drive through some puddles

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and see how long my tracks stay wet.

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The record is seven sidewalk
squares, by yours truly.

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Allegedly.

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Okay, get out of here, you nut.

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What the deuce? Where is it?

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Boy, I tell ya,
no better way to start your day

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than a morning dump
in a neighbor's yard.

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Come on, Brian!

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It was a soft steamer,
almost impossible to pick up.

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Brian, have you seen my Big Wheel?

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I can't find it anywhere!

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What? No. Did you look...?

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Oh, wait a minute.

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Peter threw out a bunch of stuff
from the garage yesterday.

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Maybe it was in there.

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Threw it out? But today
is our trash pick up day!

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We're too late!

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I've got to get that Big Wheel back.

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Will you drive me to the town dump?

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Really? Can't we just maybe
buy you a new one?

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No, Brian. It has to be that Big Wheel.

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It's very special to me.

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I lost my V-card on that thing.

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You what?

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Yep, went over a speed bump
really fast and broke my hymen.

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Stewie, you don't have a hymen.

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- Yeah, not anymore.
- No, you're a boy.

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I have to correct you there,
Brian. I'm a man.

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'Cause, you know... broken hymen.

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Boys don't have hymens!

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Okay, then I may have just
ripped my taint.

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Either way, I love that bike!

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Hi. Can you help us?

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We're trying to locate a lost Big Wh...

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My God,

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there's just so...

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much... garbage.

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Yes, we are in search of a Big Wheel

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that was erroneously discarded
and collected today.

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Oh, then it probably came in
with the morning load.

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Sorry. That term always makes me blush.

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But if it just came in, that's bad news.

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Usually the newest, top layer of trash

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just blows right into the ocean.

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Yeah, I'm afraid your Big Wheel
may be gones for good.

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Dear God, this is horrible!

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I'm blind! I'm blind! I'm blind!

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Phew. Ooh, something smells good
in this box.

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I'm blind! I'm blind! I'm blind!

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Damn it. Monica's not responding
to any of my texts.

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You're still trying
to bang that 44-year-old?

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- What are you sending her?
- Mostly porn.

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Just shots of rods.

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All angles. Up, down, left, right.

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Lois, maybe you could help me
ask out this woman I met.

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She's close to your age.

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But she won't respond
to any of my texts.

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Oh, well, that's easy.

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Just ask her if she's all
caught up on This Is Us.

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She says, "I'm one behind,
so no spoilers.

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Hysterical laughing face,
hysterical laughing face."

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How-how is that funny?

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It's not, but you're in.

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Great. This is exactly
the stuff I need to know.

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Lois, will you teach me the ways
of the middle-aged woman?

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All right. I'm a sucker for romance.

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Thanks, Lois. This could open up
a whole new world for me.

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Like one of those kids who gets a device

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that allows them to hear
for the first time.

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- Billy, can you hear?
- Yes!

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Amazing! This is amazing.

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Your mom and I are going
to get a divorce.

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I'm in love with someone else,

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and I didn't want
to say it with the silly hands.

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Brian, I've been doing research
on my Big Wheel.

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If it ended up in the ocean,

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it most likely has traveled
to Garbage Island.

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What's Garbage Island?

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The other name for the
North Atlantic Garbage Patch,

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an enormous cluster of man-made debris

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floating in the middle of the ocean.

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This is terrible.
We got to raise awareness,

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- let people know about it.
- I agree.

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It's like a giant garbage whirlpool.

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Brian?

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You heard me.

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Anyway, I'm heading there
to find my Big Wheel.

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Perhaps you'll come with me.

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Boating to an island of garbage?

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I'm in. Maybe Peter will come, too.

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Hey, Peter, want to go on a boat ride?

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Oh, uh, I can't be in stories
for a couple of episodes.

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I'm real-life pregnant.

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Oh, my God. I had no idea.

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I know!

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Anyway, Mama's got to get off her feet.

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All right, time to retrieve my
Big Wheel from Garbage Island.

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Let's do it.

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Hey, how'd you get the money
to rent this boat anyway?

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Oh, I got a part-time job at Target.

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Okay, technically, I work at
the weird, in-store Pizza Hut.

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The Target In-Store Pizza Hut.

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Feed it to your fat kid while
you buy off-brand tennis shoes.

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Now, Glenn, I'm gonna help you
get into the mind

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of a middle-aged woman.

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We all go frigging
nuts over Yankee Candles,

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so to help you learn all the
flavors, I made a little quiz.

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I'm gonna give you a name,
and you tell me

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if it's the name of
a Yankee Candle or a porn star.

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- Okay.
- Black Coconut.

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Porn star?

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No, that's a candle. Amber Gold.

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- Candle?
- That is a candle.

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April Showers.

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Um... both?

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Very good. I tried to trick you
there, but you got it. Both.

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Okay, okay, I'm writing this all down.

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But, Lois, Monica agreed
to have dinner with me tomorrow.

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- That's great!
- I suppose.

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But I don't think
I can pull it off by myself.

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Will you come and just be nearby

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to give me tips and help me
get through it?

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Fine, but I'll have
to rearrange my schedule.

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Friday nights are when
Peter and I do edibles

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and go to the aquarium.

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This is awesome.

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Peter, I'm freaking out.

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Yeah, don't-don't...
don't ruin it for me.

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Okay, I spy something blue.

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Uh... the ocean?

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Nope.

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The sky?

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Hey, you got it in two, bud.

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That ties the record.

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Stewie, I'm starting to wonder

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if we didn't think this
all the way through.

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No, it's fine.

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It'll all be worth it
once we get to Garbage Island.

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Not a lot of wind today.

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No.

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Hey, what causes wind?

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Well, if my reading material
has taught me anything,

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it's just a cloud with lips.

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Blustery...

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is a good word.

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Uh-huh.

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Mm... Moana.

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Mm.

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I never saw Moana.

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You never saw Moana?

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Your blowout looks nice.

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Oh, thanks.

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So, um, I noticed a yoga mat
in the back of your car.

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How often do you do yoga?

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- Is everything all right?
- Hmm?

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Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry.

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My, um... my-my dad
locked himself out of his car.

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Oh, sorry. Do you need to help him?

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Um, no, uh, no. He, um, he broke, uh...

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broke the window with his foot.

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High heel. My dad's a woman now.

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Oh.

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You're lucky we came here.

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I almost suggested Mickey D's.

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Oh, my God.

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That's so informal.

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Are you talking about McDonald's?

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Yeah, yeah!

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Another thing
I was just thinking about is...

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"AMBER Alert, white Honda Accord,

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license plate..." Uh, uh, I mean,

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Pinterest sure has
some neat pictures of sinks.

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Doesn't it?

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Listen, what if we just bail on dinner

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and head back to my place?

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Great! I'm in.

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Wait! You have to pay for the bread.

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Hey!

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You have to pay for the bread!

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You have to pay for the bread!

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You have to pay for the bread!

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The bread!

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You have to pay

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for the bread!

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Moana?

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Oh, my God. Brian. Look!

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We made it!

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We made it to Garbage Island!

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My God, I don't believe it.

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Whoa, look at all the packaging
from Mickey D's.

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What? Oh, my God, I've never heard that.

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"Mickey D's." That is just great.

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Anyway, let's start looking
for my Big Wheel.

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Hey, check it out,
a VCR just sitting here.

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I'm taking this sucker home.

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- Oh, crap.
- Brian, you idiot.

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Now how the hell are we supposed
to get back to land?

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We're both going to die.

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Oh, look, a message in a bottle
is washing up.

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Maybe this'll help.

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Dear England: Enclosed,

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please find one bottle fart
in exchange for Russell Brand.

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We feel this is
appropriate compensation.

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Yours, et cetera, America.

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Damn it, Brian!
How could you sink our boat?

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We're going to die!

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You guys need any help?

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- Aah!
- Aah! Who the hell are you?

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Name's Taylor. 'Sup?

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How the hell did you get here?

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Oh, I, uh...
I-I fell off a booze cruise.

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- You what?
- Yep, washed up here.

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Matter of fact, we all did.

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How are you all planning
to get back home?

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Get back home?
Why would we want to do that?

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Yeah, we've got everything we need here.

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There's tons of free,
half-eaten food that washes up.

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And we just bang each other all day.

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That, uh...

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that doesn't sound terrible.

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Hey, so, we've been stuck
out here for over 20 years.

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Can you catch us up
on all the important things

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that we've missed?

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So, no way!

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Kylie Jenner and Tyga
are no longer together?

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Splitsville, my friend.

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How did Robert Kardashian die?

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- Guilt cancer.
- From what?

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Oh, boy.

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So people thought the dancing
Judge Itos were funny?

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For a while, yes.

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Is Leno still doing it?

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No, he's not hosting anymore.

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Oh, so Conan got The Tonight Show?

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Oh, come o...

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A-And so what about
Craig Kilborn? Is he still on?

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I'm actually right here.

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Oh, right. Hey, Craig.

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Oh, hi, Glenn.

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I haven't seen you in a while.

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H-How are things with Monica?

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Who?

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Monica, y-your hot date
from the other night.

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Oh, yeah. I plowed her. Thanks again.

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But-but I thought she was the one.

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Yeah, no, what I realized is

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that all those texts you sent me,

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they're like my bible now.

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I just keep using these
same tips on different women.

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I owe you, Lois.

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You've opened up a whole world
of middle-aged legs to me.

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Oh, my God. Quagmire's
terrorizing middle-aged women,

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and I'm responsible for it.

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I've created a monster.

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Oh, no! My Luna Bar for women.

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Please call the DWP.

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I'm stuck in here.

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Hey, what day is it?

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Trash day.

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Brian, look, I found my Big Wheel.

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- Cool.
- It's more than cool, Brian.

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I believe the Big Wheel
may actually be our ticket

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off the island.

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You see, I've calculated that,

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even with both of our weights,

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it will still be capable of flotation.

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My plan is to attach

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six Jimmy Buffett
margarita machines to it,

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which should be able to propel us home.

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Home? I don't think I want to go home.

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What? What are you talking about?

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I'm saying I like it here
on Garbage Island.

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O-Okay, I-I don't think
I can talk to you,

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because, right now,
you're making less sense

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than an M.C. Escher floor plan.

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So, how's it coming?

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Are we gonna finish on schedule?

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I don't know, Mr. Escher.

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I've never put six stairways
all in one spot.

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And I've lost, like,
ten of my guys in here.

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Hey, I need a hammer!

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I hate this place! I quit!

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Uh, 'scuse me, I'm-I'm looking
for anything by...

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Mike "Bubble"?

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It's "Bublé," you idiot!

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Oh, hey, Lo... Ow!

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That feels great!

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Glenn Quagmire, I tried
to help you meet a nice woman,

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but you just couldn't help
yourself, could you?

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What are you talking about?

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I thought I was helping you find love,

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and, instead, you used me as a tool

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to get down every middle-aged
woman's pants in town.

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Slacks, Lois. They call them slacks.

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You wouldn't know that
if it wasn't for me!

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You're right.

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You were kind to me,
and I took advantage of it.

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I owe you an apology.

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Well, thank you.

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Here, let me make it up to you.

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I'll buy you a coffee, and...

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do you like the music of Ray...

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"LaMountain"?

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"LaMontagne."

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Thank you. Hey, beautiful,

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you want to take
a pointless girl-stride walk

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and listen to Ray LaMontagne?

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- Sure.
- Great.

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See ya, Lois.

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Last chance, Brian.

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You're really not coming with me?

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I'm sorry, Stewie. I'm not.

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I know it's weird to say, but...

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it's kind of just too perfect
for me here.

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I see.

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Well, I should go.

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Fort Lauderdale Tanya found
a four-piece puzzle

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she's been struggling with.

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Where does the cow go?

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It's all corners, babe.

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I have to say,

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I never imagined
saying goodbye to you, Brian.

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So long take very good care

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dear friend of mine farewell.

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That's odd phrasing.

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Sorry, it's been hard to think straight.

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From the moment we arrived,
I've either been drunk or ejaculating.

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These are things
you don't say to a baby.

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Goodbye, Brian.

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Goodbye, Stewie.

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Sha-la-la-la-la-la, my lady

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In the sun with your hair undone

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Can you hear me now

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Callin' your name from across the bay?

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A summer's day laughin' and a-hidin'

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Chasin' love out on Thunder Island

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Do-do-do, do-do-do

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Do-do-do-do-do

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Do-do-do-do, do-do-do

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Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do

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Hey, hey, hey, hey

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Do-do-do-do, do-do-do

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Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do

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Stewie, what the hell's going on?

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We're back in Quahog?

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- We are, Brian.
- Why? What happened?

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You're an enormously important
part of my life, Brian,

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and I couldn't bear
the thought of losing you.

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I assumed it unlikely
you'd change your mind,

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00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,863
so I added the fans
from many, many Dell laptops

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to the back of my Big Wheel

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so I could simply
tow everyone back to land.

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Wow.

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Thank you.

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That means a lot to me.

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Well, our journey taught me
something, Brian.

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You can throw away just about
anything in this world,

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but you can't throw away a friendship.

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No, you can't, Stewie.

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Cool if I say goodbye to the garbage?

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You do what you got to do,
you gross dog.

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Do-do-do-do, do-do-do

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Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do

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Hey, hey, hey, hey

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Do-do-do-do, do-do-do

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00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:08,667
Do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do.

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Sweet sunshine

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So, sha-la-la-la-la-la

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My lady

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In the sun with your dress undone

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Now every mile aw...

426
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Sausage and pepperoni for Alan?

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00:20:46,038 --> 00:20:47,204
Alan?

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God, that smells good, doesn't it?

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00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:51,610
- Alan?
- Yeah.

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00:20:51,611 --> 00:20:54,078
But, actually, I ordered just pepperoni.

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Can I see your receipt?

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