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Previously on Now Apocalypse...

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From the moment me
and Gabriel met, there was this

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supernatural connection between
us, and then he disappears.

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If we wanna be with another
person, we can do it together.

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It's my cam client,
we were sexting earlier.

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- Is this the pee guy?
- Yeah, Worm.

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He watched me
pee in the bathtub.

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- What are you looking at?
- Pics from that photo shoot

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I did with that
director guy, Otto.

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These pics are insane!

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- They're borderline porn!
- Fuck you, Uly!

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We must be spiraling
towards fucking doomsday.

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You are in such a good mood,
it's scaring me.

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I know. Shit is finally
going my way for a change.

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Like, this morning, I woke up,

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and, right out of the gate,
I hear a knocking at my door.

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Hey, Uly?

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- Are you up?
- Yeah, just hold on.

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I made you breakfast.

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Thanks.

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Dude. I'm so sorry.

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I didn't mean any of those
things that I said to you.

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I'm sorry, OK? I was acting
like such an ass.

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You're my best friend
in the whole world, bro.

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And us not talking
for the past three days,

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has been the most horrible thing
that has ever happened to me.

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- Me, too.
- I love you, Uly!

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I love you, too.

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- And then you fucked?
- Yeah. No.

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See, I told you you two
would kiss and make up.

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I'm just glad that
everything's back to normal.

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- My God, now what is it?
- It's Isaac.

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- Is that the new guy? - Yeah, and
he's confirming our first IRL date.

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This Friday.

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Nice!

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So...

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how you gonna
fuck it up this time?

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OK, we're here.

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Where exactly is "here"?

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I know I've been very
distracted with work lately.

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So, I wanted to do something
special to make it up to you.

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Now, put this on.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Is this what I think it is?

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I honestly don't know.

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I'm not a moron, Sev.

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I know an Illuminati
sex party when I see one.

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So, check, he's gorgeous.

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Tell me again how you guys met.

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It's so...

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fairy tale, slash,
vintage gay porn.

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Well...

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It was a dark and smoggy night,
and I was at work,

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chasing that homeless guy.

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And I had to climb this fence,
and I was kinda stoned.

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And so, I fall. And when I
come to, I'm on the ground.

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Totally out of it,
and I don't know where I am,

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or what's going on.

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And then I open my eyes,
and I see...

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Hey.

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Are you OK?

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Yeah....

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I'm fine.

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And then you fucked?

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So, what's this guy do again?

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For a living, you mean?

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Homeless outreach. That's why
he was in the auto yard.

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Aw, so he's, like,
a humanitarian.

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Yeah. On top of being, like, super sweet,
and adorable, and, unlike Gabriel,

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- he doesn't disappear
every five seconds. - God. Gabriel.

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Have you heard from the

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David Copperfield of Grindr
since his last vanishing act?

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No.

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My God.

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- What?
- Remember my, my cam client, Worm?

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He wants me to pee in a bottle
for him so he can drink it.

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All right,
so this is our specialty,

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aphrodisiac cocktail.

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It's vodka, with fresh ginger
and cinnamon, plus...

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a special secret ingredient.

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It's not jizz, is it?

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- No.
- Word.

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Thanks, Jacques.

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This place is lit!

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Check out that dude's arms!

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I didn't know
that was your type.

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What do you mean?
Dude is swole, man.

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I wonder what his
workout routine is.

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Can I interest you
in some weed lube?

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No, thank you. I don't do weed.

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It won't make you stoned,
it just gets your vagina high.

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My vagina doesn't
want to get high.

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Why not?

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I'll take some.

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OK, cool. Give me your feet.
Come here.

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Do me now.

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There's a couple people
I need to say hi to, so...

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Why don't you try and
make some new friends?

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Don't worry, I won't be long.

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All right.

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We're still just hooking up
together as a couple, right?

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Of course, but...

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don't be afraid to get
your hands a little dirty.

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Just remember to ask permission
before touching anyone.

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It's party rules.

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Affirmative consent,
and all that nonsense.

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Affirmative consent?

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It's this thing
American people do.

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'Cause they aren't
sophisticated enough

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to communicate
through body language.

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You, however,
shouldn't have that problem.

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Look at you.

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Everyone wants to fuck you.

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- I'll be back shortly.
- OK.

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So, Worm...

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is coming here to meet us
for pee cocktail hour?

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No! Are you insane?

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I'm supposed to leave it
in a bottle outside,

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- he's gonna pick it up.
- Well, obviously.

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How much, how much money
should I ask for?

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I dunno, is there some way

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to assess supply and demand
on the urine black market?

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Some whores on Reddit are saying
they charge $200 a bottle.

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- That sounds about right.
- Yeah, OK, so,

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I'll start with $200,
but I'm open to negotiation.

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I mean,

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I kinda have to
pee anyway, so...

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So, do you come here often?

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This is my first time, actually.

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- How about you?
- I'm a regular.

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This is definitely one of the
best sex parties in the city.

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So, are you here alone?

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I'm with my sub.

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Bitch!

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This is Bitch. You want
him to suck you off?

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I'm good.

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Thank you for asking.

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Should I have asked for less?
How long has it been?

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Like 90 seconds.

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Actually, you know what?

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My bodily fluids go for top
dollar, or they go for nothing.

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You're such a modern
businesswoman.

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To leaning in.

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OMG. Worm just Venmo'd me $200.

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Wait...

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Is it tragic that my pee is
more valuable than my ideas?

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Try not to overthink it.

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Yeah, you're right.

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Can you finish that?

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What, no!

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- No, eww! - Seriously, he's gonna
be here like any second.

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I don't wanna
run into him in person.

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You are gross.

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Be right back!

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Me and Zeke had the most
incredible threesome last week,

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with a trans masculine
we met on Tinder.

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It's like my soul has expanded
from sharing so much pleasure.

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So you and Zeke have been
seeing each other a lot?

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Yeah, we have intense NRE.

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What's NRE?

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New relationship energy.

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It's like, when you're really into
someone new and you get butterflies.

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Right.

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When you're poly,
and your partner,

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like, has it with someone else,

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NRE can be gnarly.

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But then you learn that
it's not really a threat.

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Yeah, it's like, wanting to fuck
someone, or having a crush on them,

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it fades.

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You know, it's not the same

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as being in
a committed relationship.

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Fucking shit.

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Fuck, goddammit.

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My God.

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There you are. I've been
looking all over for you.

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Well, you found me.

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Everyone here is so nice!

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I know, it's unbearable.

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Hey, so, have you heard of NRE?

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- I have.
- It just makes so much sense, right?

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I mean, sex and love aren't
necessarily the same thing.

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- True.
- Anyway.

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I have some people
I want you to meet.

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- My God, hurry up!
- I am! Jeez, I have fucking heels on!

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- Go.
- Good? OK. Go! Go!

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Hey guys! This is Severine.

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My girlfriend.

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Well, hello there, gorgeous.

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What's your guys' rule?

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Hi!

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I wanna suck your cock.

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Cool.

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Do I have your
enthusiastic consent?

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Yes!

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OK, then.

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Hello?

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Is anyone there?

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You can run, Ulysses, but you
can't escape your destiny.

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Only you and I know the truth.

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We're the only ones
that can stop them.

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Come on, Uly!

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Stop acting like you can't see
what's right in front of your eyes.

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- What do you mean?
- The human race,

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is finito,

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man, game over.

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It's the end of the fucking
world as we know it.

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I am the archangel Gabriel that
stands in the presence of God.

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And I am sent
to deliver unto thee,

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joyous tidings
of catastrophic doom.

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So?

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Gabriel, the trumpeter!

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Harbinger of the apocalypse!
Remember the dream that I had.

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Do you remember what I said about taking
a break from all the pot smoking?

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You high right now?

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A little. But that, that,
that's not the point.

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My God, Uly, no,
it's like exactly the point.

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You are perpetually baked.

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And then you wonder why your life is
like a friggin' Salvador Dali painting.

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Jesus.

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Maybe, but still, in my dream,
there was a fucking spaceship!

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Uly...

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Why don't you just like,

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try going cold turkey for,
like, a few days,

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and seeing if it
makes a difference.

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What do you have to lose?

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So it's settled! All right.

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Today is day one, weed
and hallucination free.

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Yeah, you know, I,
but I got that big date

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- with Isaac later.
- OK. So, who cares?

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It's all the more reason
to start with a clean slate.

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First day of the rest
of your life! Etcetera.

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Yeah. But then, also,
I'm gonna be so nervous, you know.

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Uly...

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You know, I have so much faith
in you, that you're gonna...

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What?

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Turn around.

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Isn't that...?

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My God, dude. You were right,
my life is frickin' over!

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It's not that bad, man. Really.

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You think?

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Yeah, yeah. You just,
you just need to calm down.

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How, how did you
find out about it?

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What are you talking about? I
walked out of the gym today, and...

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Man, what am I gonna do?

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Just, OK, just, everything's
gonna be fine, OK?

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The human body is beautiful!

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And, and you don't have
anything to be ashamed of.

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But my dick is blown up,
giant sized, all over town!

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How is that gonna look when I'm trying to
get taken seriously as a screenwriter?

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I, I'm sure that's all gonna
be fine. It's Hollywood!

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Nobody gives a shit about anything
other than themselves anyway.

252
00:15:36,817 --> 00:15:38,993
I dunno, dude,
I'm really worried.

253
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,545
Shit! It's Sev! Fuck!

254
00:15:44,675 --> 00:15:47,997
- What do I do?
- You gotta tell her, right?

255
00:15:48,024 --> 00:15:50,380
Meh, do I? You know,
I don't wanna get her mad.

256
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:53,016
Yeah, but it sortafeels like you have
to, 'cause she's gonna find out eventually.

257
00:15:53,043 --> 00:15:54,741
Yeah, I guess.

258
00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:56,710
Should I pick it up?

259
00:15:56,737 --> 00:15:58,434
You've gotta pick it up.

260
00:16:02,993 --> 00:16:04,190
OK, yeah.

261
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:08,873
Hey... babe.

262
00:16:09,004 --> 00:16:11,831
- Ford?
- So...

263
00:16:14,315 --> 00:16:15,978
Something kinda happened.

264
00:16:16,751 --> 00:16:18,187
What do you mean?

265
00:16:19,017 --> 00:16:20,499
You remember those pictures

266
00:16:20,526 --> 00:16:22,397
I showed you a couple
days ago, that Otto took?

267
00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:24,142
That's why I was calling.

268
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:28,163
I'm looking
at an image of you,

269
00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:31,322
almost naked,
on the side of a skyscraper.

270
00:16:31,564 --> 00:16:33,652
- What!
- Yes!

271
00:16:33,768 --> 00:16:38,225
Your penis bulge is the size
of a single family home.

272
00:16:38,252 --> 00:16:41,558
Shit, Sev, ok, listen to me, ok?
I can explain this...

273
00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:44,866
The last thing on the planet that I
ever wanna do is to embarrass you.

274
00:16:44,996 --> 00:16:46,432
I'm not embarrassed.

275
00:16:46,563 --> 00:16:49,736
On the contrary,
I find it highly erotic.

276
00:16:49,892 --> 00:16:51,314
What, wait, what?

277
00:16:51,891 --> 00:16:53,284
- You do?
- Now what is she saying?

278
00:16:53,352 --> 00:16:54,720
Shut the... really?

279
00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:55,588
Yeah.

280
00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:57,959
And I've already
made plans for us

281
00:16:57,986 --> 00:17:01,397
to have another very special
adventure tonight.

282
00:17:01,424 --> 00:17:04,189
Can you come by my apartment
around ten o'clock?

283
00:17:06,921 --> 00:17:08,933
Y-yeah, sure.

284
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,749
Perfect, see you then.

285
00:17:12,061 --> 00:17:13,132
OK...

286
00:17:13,895 --> 00:17:15,461
bye, babe.

287
00:17:19,189 --> 00:17:20,411
What did she say?

288
00:17:25,399 --> 00:17:26,911
Shit! Who...

289
00:17:31,102 --> 00:17:33,601
Let me guess.
You're my new roommate?

290
00:17:38,093 --> 00:17:40,407
Start making you guys
wear name tags.

291
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,641
- My God, I'm gonna fucking
pee my pants.- Wait.

292
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:47,883
- Don't go in there.
- Why not?

293
00:17:47,969 --> 00:17:49,585
It's occupied.

294
00:17:49,887 --> 00:17:52,907
- By who? - Yeah, I was a little short
on rent this month, so...

295
00:17:52,934 --> 00:17:55,421
I'm Airbnb'ing out my room
for a couple nights.

296
00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:57,297
I'll just sleep on the couch,
it's no big.

297
00:17:57,524 --> 00:18:00,266
You've been living here
for less than four hours.

298
00:18:00,728 --> 00:18:02,208
I know that?

299
00:18:03,476 --> 00:18:04,468
OK.

300
00:18:07,775 --> 00:18:08,868
Shit.

301
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,042
Fuck, fuck.

302
00:18:26,649 --> 00:18:28,673
_

303
00:18:48,498 --> 00:18:49,732
_

304
00:18:52,326 --> 00:18:53,951
_

305
00:18:54,517 --> 00:18:56,732
OK, are, are they out
of the bathroom yet?

306
00:18:57,459 --> 00:18:59,130
No. Why?

307
00:18:59,409 --> 00:19:01,717
Because I need to take
a fucking shower.

308
00:19:04,288 --> 00:19:06,912
_

309
00:19:07,486 --> 00:19:09,793
Hey! I need to use the bathroom.

310
00:19:09,924 --> 00:19:11,142
What is going on in there?

311
00:19:12,933 --> 00:19:15,109
Hello! Can you hear me?

312
00:19:21,152 --> 00:19:23,037
My... My god, no.

313
00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:26,201
OK, you know what? No.
This is not acceptable.

314
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,479
They need to leave now.

315
00:19:27,506 --> 00:19:29,683
Well, contact Airbnb
if you want.

316
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,701
_

317
00:19:31,727 --> 00:19:33,721
_

318
00:19:33,748 --> 00:19:36,420
No, you tell them to leave.
This is my house!

319
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,904
_

320
00:19:43,131 --> 00:19:44,631
OK, listen.

321
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:47,893
I need you to get
this fuckin' weird,

322
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,487
UNICEF family out of here!

323
00:19:49,514 --> 00:19:52,448
And I need you to go sleep
in your own fucking room!

324
00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:56,752
OK, I literally feel like I'm being assaulted
by your white privilege right now.

325
00:19:56,779 --> 00:20:00,857
Oh, my God. Oh, my fucking God!

326
00:20:01,222 --> 00:20:03,953
I'm glad that you're
not super materialistic.

327
00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:07,590
Because social work is many things,
but well-paying is not one of them.

328
00:20:07,721 --> 00:20:12,187
Yeah! I've always been kinda
turned off by brazen consumerism. You know?

329
00:20:12,214 --> 00:20:14,895
Always wanting more,
and more, and more.

330
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:18,807
it's like a cancer eating away at
your soul. But then again, I'm poor.

331
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,317
If I was rich,

332
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,039
maybe I'd feel differently.

333
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:25,826
- I was into the whole minimalism
thing for a while. - Really?

334
00:20:25,956 --> 00:20:28,959
I mean, I still have
way too much stuff.

335
00:20:29,090 --> 00:20:31,336
But I can appreciate
the basic concept.

336
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:35,289
Just getting rid of all the junk in your
life to make room for what's meaningful.

337
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,023
Like?

338
00:20:38,055 --> 00:20:40,106
Like relationships,

339
00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:42,886
people that you care about,
and cool experiences.

340
00:20:43,017 --> 00:20:45,541
Life is just time, right?
So, once you...

341
00:20:45,568 --> 00:20:50,406
strip away all the extraneous bullshit, then
you make room for the stuff that matters.

342
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,260
Yeah, I dunno.

343
00:20:52,287 --> 00:20:54,985
Maybe I'm already drunk,
or something, but...

344
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:57,328
that makes a frightening
amount of sense to me.

345
00:21:07,464 --> 00:21:08,593
You all right?

346
00:21:11,996 --> 00:21:12,992
Yeah.

347
00:21:14,633 --> 00:21:16,615
Yeah, sorry.

348
00:21:16,746 --> 00:21:19,749
I think I may have drank my
drink just a little too fast.

349
00:21:20,102 --> 00:21:23,438
Do you wanna get some
fresh air or something?

350
00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:25,351
Yeah. That sounds good.

351
00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:11,560
You know what's cool?

352
00:22:12,545 --> 00:22:15,892
It's cool that, even in a city
with millions of people in it,

353
00:22:16,023 --> 00:22:18,334
that there's still
spots like this.

354
00:22:19,156 --> 00:22:20,636
I used to come here
all the time,

355
00:22:20,766 --> 00:22:24,205
just to, like, be alone
with my thoughts, and,

356
00:22:24,335 --> 00:22:25,859
listen to the sounds.

357
00:22:25,989 --> 00:22:28,342
Yeah, L.A. can be
a little overwhelming.

358
00:22:28,369 --> 00:22:30,857
It's sort of like a deranged
cartoon or something.

359
00:22:31,168 --> 00:22:34,451
Yeah, it gets pretty crazy
down there.

360
00:22:34,817 --> 00:22:36,979
From this perspective though...

361
00:22:38,001 --> 00:22:40,795
it seems so serene and perfect.

362
00:22:41,756 --> 00:22:44,834
You know, now that
I'm used to it.

363
00:22:46,183 --> 00:22:49,708
- Can't really imagine being
anywhere else. - Yeah, same here.

364
00:22:49,943 --> 00:22:51,901
I guess we're just both weirdos.

365
00:22:52,951 --> 00:22:55,712
Yeah, guess we are.

366
00:22:58,630 --> 00:23:01,158
- Cold?
- Sort of.

367
00:23:01,855 --> 00:23:03,055
Just...

368
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,462
But I'm having
a really nice time.

369
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:09,266
So am I.

370
00:23:28,169 --> 00:23:31,146
I've wanted
to do that for so long.

371
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:32,724
Me, too.

372
00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:36,709
No, seriously, from like the second
you walked into the bar tonight.

373
00:23:37,935 --> 00:23:40,459
I've wanted to kiss you
since the first night we met.

374
00:23:40,716 --> 00:23:42,248
When you were lying on the ground?

375
00:23:42,274 --> 00:23:43,856
- Yeah.
- Yeah, then, too.

376
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:47,372
- I wanted to make sure your back
wasn't broken or anything. - Right.

377
00:23:54,121 --> 00:23:57,673
I wanna go some... somewhere where we can
make out for real, and take our clothes off.

378
00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:58,560
Yeah?

379
00:23:58,690 --> 00:24:01,737
My, roommate is-is gone
for the night,

380
00:24:01,764 --> 00:24:03,070
so we'll have
the place to ourselves.

381
00:24:03,866 --> 00:24:05,419
I'm already there.

382
00:24:08,352 --> 00:24:09,599
OK, let's go.

383
00:24:14,544 --> 00:24:16,849
_

384
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:46,638
_

385
00:25:04,930 --> 00:25:07,237
- Ford?
- Yeah, babe.

386
00:25:07,368 --> 00:25:09,651
I'll be there
in a minute. Hold on.

387
00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:16,170
God. I want you so fucking bad.

388
00:25:16,197 --> 00:25:17,269
Same.

389
00:25:17,595 --> 00:25:19,639
No. No, like, like

390
00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:21,382
my dick is so hard,

391
00:25:21,512 --> 00:25:24,135
- that it hurts.
- I know, mine too.

392
00:25:27,257 --> 00:25:29,530
That's the, that's the thing
with gay guys,

393
00:25:29,557 --> 00:25:31,044
it's like the same
for both of us.

394
00:25:31,174 --> 00:25:33,976
It's definitely one advantage that
we have over straight people.

395
00:25:34,003 --> 00:25:36,190
Or, or it's a drawback.

396
00:25:36,217 --> 00:25:39,912
Because we're both horny as fuck right
now, and no one's being sensible.

397
00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:41,019
True.

398
00:25:42,971 --> 00:25:46,296
But let's, let's, let's not
have full on sex tonight.

399
00:25:46,323 --> 00:25:48,884
- I don't wanna rush things.
- Whatever you wanna do.

400
00:25:48,911 --> 00:25:51,674
Do you wanna suck each other
off? Or just hand jobs?

401
00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:54,596
Hand jobs only though?

402
00:25:57,657 --> 00:25:58,658
Are you OK?

403
00:25:58,884 --> 00:26:00,042
Yeah. Yeah!

404
00:26:00,682 --> 00:26:01,870
Yeah?

405
00:26:02,307 --> 00:26:03,463
Yeah...

406
00:26:07,915 --> 00:26:09,750
Sorry. Yeah, I'm good.

407
00:26:11,693 --> 00:26:13,898
I'm... I'm sorry.

408
00:26:14,383 --> 00:26:16,480
Maybe we should, we should wait.

409
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:18,835
Sure...

410
00:26:19,754 --> 00:26:21,148
it's no problem.

411
00:26:22,269 --> 00:26:23,922
- Let's wait then.
- I'm sorry, I just,

412
00:26:24,273 --> 00:26:28,103
I, I really, really like you. And I...

413
00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:30,755
I wanna do whatever
you wanna do.

414
00:26:34,507 --> 00:26:36,718
OK? For real.

415
00:26:37,980 --> 00:26:40,635
OK. Cool.

416
00:26:52,883 --> 00:26:54,211
So...

417
00:26:54,241 --> 00:26:56,516
I don't think I can
resist you much longer.

418
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,258
Yeah, me neither.

419
00:26:59,088 --> 00:27:01,003
To be continued?

420
00:27:01,103 --> 00:27:03,845
Def-definitely.
Definitely to, to be continued.

421
00:27:07,594 --> 00:27:10,094
I had the best fucking date
of my life with you tonight.

422
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,098
Yeah...

423
00:27:13,276 --> 00:27:14,495
Yeah, me too.

424
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,891
Look, I, I, I know this feels...

425
00:27:20,022 --> 00:27:22,483
kinda shitty, right now, but...

426
00:27:22,938 --> 00:27:25,609
I mean, tomorrow, we're gonna
be so glad that we waited.

427
00:27:25,636 --> 00:27:27,498
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

428
00:27:30,293 --> 00:27:32,643
OK, yeah.

429
00:27:32,774 --> 00:27:34,993
- I'll walk you to your car.
- OK, cool.

430
00:27:42,479 --> 00:27:43,522
Ready?

431
00:27:44,670 --> 00:27:45,743
Yeah.

432
00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:50,444
Let's, let's go.

433
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:51,701
OK.

434
00:27:56,690 --> 00:27:58,092
Fuck tomorrow.

435
00:28:03,146 --> 00:28:08,677
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