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All right, I'm getting my list together

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for my annual Costco trip:

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cheese doodles, cheese balls,
cheese puffs, cheese curls...

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What am I missing?

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Cheese.

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What would I do without you?

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Not have cheese.

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Fleetwood Mac!

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Oh, this is fun.

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Are we just hollering out band names?

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Sugar Ray!

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No, no, no. Remember, I got
you, me, and Charlie tickets

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to the Fleetwood Mac
farewell tour for tonight.

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Oh, yay, so much fun.

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I can't go.

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My ex-wife Bonnie is coming
in from Texas to meet John.

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But I did pay you for
the tickets, didn't I?

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- No, you didn't.
- Oh, thank God.

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But we're still going, right, Margaret?

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I mean, I lent Christine
McVie a sweater back in 1972.

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- I'd like to get it back.
- Well, yes, we're going.

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I cleaned out my daughter's college
fund to pay for these tickets.

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I mean, she's 35 years old.

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I think that ship has sailed.

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Anyway, I'm gonna go check
out the Shady Meadows van,

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- and we should be good to go.
- Uh, sorry, Margaret,

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the big van has been
checked out by the big man.

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I'm going to Costco.

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Ooh, that reminds me.

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Here's five dollars.

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Would you get me a hundred
pairs of socks? Tube.

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But, Hank, this is great.
Sid just bailed.

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You can take his ticket and
drive us to Fleetwood Mac.

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Fleetwood Mac? I hate that guy.

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It's not a guy, it's a group.

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All right. I hate those guys.

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Oh, come on, Hank. Please?

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My daughter was conceived
at a Fleetwood Mac concert.

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That's why her middle name is Tusk.

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Anyway, it's their farewell tour,

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and they're my favorite
band of all time.

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All right, but we going shopping first.

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And I get 80% of all your free samples.

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Okay, 70%. I'm not a monster.

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Oh!

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Bonnie is already here.

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Oh, I hope she and John get along.

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It may be a rom-com cliché,
but I want my ex-wife

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and my boyfriend to like each other.

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There's my little man.

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You come here, you munchkin.

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Get yourself a face full of Bonbon.

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I forgot how much air
I need just to hug you.

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Are those hugs going around the table?

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'Cause I can hold my
breath an awfully long time.

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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Check me out.

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- My Stevie Nicks outfit still fits.
- Whoa.

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Course, then again, I
guess blousy witch clothing

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always does.

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So, are you ready to party?

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Oh, yeah, I am. I got us covered.

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I got some weed gummies and some joints.

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- Mm-hmm.
- And some weed gummies

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and some joints.

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I started already.

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I'm packing a bunch of
airplane tequila bottles.

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It's my last chance to see Fleetwood Mac

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and I am gonna be lit.

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All right, before we head out,
I've laid down some ground rules

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for the Shady Meadow van.

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Since when does the Shady
Meadows van have rules?

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Patty Soupkins checks it
out every single week so she

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and her boyfriend can have sex
out there in the parking lot.

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Well, that may be, but I just
got my van privileges back

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after that unfortunate incident

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where, through no fault of my own,

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I drove a golf cart through
the wall in the dining hall.

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No food in the van.

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No drink in the van.

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No loud talking in the van.

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Come on, Hank. We're going to
a concert, not a church retreat.

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Don't ruin this for me.

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We should be cutting loose. Who knows?

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I might take my top off and let
the girls breathe.

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Yeah, come on, Hank, chill out.

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You're harshing our buzz.

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Nobody should be buzzing in this van.

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Unless y'all plan on bringing bees.

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No bees.

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And, uh, definitely no drugs.

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My van, my rules.

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- Okay, you got it.
- Yeah, we don't...

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we don't have anything.
M-Music is our drug.

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Don't make me frisk you two.

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I will be thorough, but
I will not be gentle.

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Okay. Here.

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That's all of it.

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You are going to love John.

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He is so handsome and smart.

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He was on Jeopardy! once.

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That's right, front row of the audience.

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Well, you keep going on
and on and on about him.

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I'm almost just a little
bit extremely jealous.

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There he is.

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Ooh!

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My boyfriend is meeting my wife.

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I feel so French.

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Bonnie, meet Johnny.

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It's so nice to finally meet you.

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Wow! You're a knockout.

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I know. Yeah.

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- And you're not so bad yourself.
- Thanks.

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Isn't he cute?

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John just moved back from
a very prestigious job

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in Atlanta.

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- Ah...
- Tell her

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about your prestigious job, John.

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I worked at the CDC as a caterer.

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Oh, I love Atlanta.

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Yeah, we, uh, went there for
our anniversary last year.

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Wait, you guys still
celebrate your anniversary?

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- Every year.
- What?

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Yeah, we make a great team.

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- Hmm... Ah.
- Yeah, we were cheerleaders together in high school.

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I was the base of the
pyramid and he was the top.

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I've had a lot of great
times on top of this lady.

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If only!

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Ah! Oh, oh...

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Oh, isn't he hilarious?
Oh, wait, watch this.

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Hey, Sid, make a funny face.

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Okay. Uh...

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Oh, my God,

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gold! 24-karat gold!

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You guys get along so well
together, it's almost a shame

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that you ever got divorced.

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Oh, yeah... well, we're
not. No, we're still married.

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I'm sorry, what?

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So, I guess...

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I'm a little confused.

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You two are still married?

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Well, define "married."

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Being married.

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Oh, well, then, yes.

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Ooh, you're jealous.

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You feel like my mistress.

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My dirty little side piece.

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Uh, the Marilyn to my JFK.

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I am not jealous.

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And between the two of us,
you are definitely the Marilyn.

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And that is why we work.

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Look, I know my relationship
with Bonnie is unconventional,

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but it works for us.

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Changing that would hurt her.

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I feel I've already hurt her enough.

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- What are you talking about?
- I feel guilty

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that I pretended to be
straight for decades.

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She thought she was getting
G.I. Joe, but she got Malibu Ken.

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Well, don't you think

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you're hurting her by
keeping her stuck in the past?

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I mean, has she even had
a relationship since you?

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Not really.

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Well, there was this
one really great guy,

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but he dumped her when he
found out we were still married.

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Oh...

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- Oh...
- Sid.

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I don't want to force you to do anything

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that you don't want to do.

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- But don't you think...
- No, no, no.

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You're right.

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We should have done
this a long time ago.

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I'm gonna ask her for a divorce.

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Okay.

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You don't happen to
have a helmet, do you?

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She's got a Southern
temper, I got a soft head.

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What the hell, Hank?

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I thought you said it was
gonna be a quick trip to Costco.

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That took forever.

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We watched you get an eye exam.

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Can we at least turn on some music

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- and get this party started?
- You got it.

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Maybe at a volume that humans can hear?

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Oh, sure. I turn the music
up, then I start doing

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a little dance in the front seat.

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Next thing you know, we're plummeting

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off a bridge to our death.

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And on top of all of that,

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I lose my Shady Meadow van privileges.

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This sucks, right?

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Big time. We have no
tequila, we have no weed,

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we're gonna miss the opening act

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'cause Grandpa Moses up
there won't go over 35.

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All right, brace yourselves, everybody.

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We may be coming to a speed bump.

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You know, I think I can
solve one of those problems.

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I have a... a secret stash of gummies.

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Oh, my God, Charlie, this is amazing.

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A little less amazing that you
pulled it out of your crotch,

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but I'm desperate.

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Yeah, they should be nice and warm.

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Yeah, they're a little
too warm. Are you okay?

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What's going on back
there? Y'all eating?

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You know the rules.
No eating in the van.

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I am not gonna let him ruin this night.

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Here, Hank, want some candy?

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Uh, yeah. Amendment
to that previous rule:

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the driver's allowed to eat.

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Especially candy.

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Ooh. It's nice and warm.

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But he's driving.

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It's one little gummy...
it won't even kick in

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till we get there.

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Oh, crap.

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What is going on with your feet, Bonnie?

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I've never seen a
pedicurist tap out before.

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Oh, come on, honey. You know me.

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My toes are like a carton of eggs.

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All 12 went bad at the same time.

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Now, Sid, you said you wanted
to talk to me about something.

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What is it?

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Why don't we whip up some juleps

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and I'll rub your shoulders first?

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Aw...

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Are you trying to knock me up again?

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Ha! You, madam, are a card.

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And that card, madam, is the Joker,

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which is the funniest of the cards.

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However, you're also my queen.

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Pick a card, any card.

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Oh, regardless, you are aces.

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Come on, Sid. Spit it out.
I know when you're stalling.

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I think we should get a divorce.

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Hmm...

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Is that a good "hmm" or a bad "hmm"?

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Oh, I think it's a bad "hmm."

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You don't want to be married to me?

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Oh, my God, I'm gonna faint.

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The walls are closing in.

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Bonnie, calm down, please.

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- Or at least break some of my cheaper items.
- Oh, my God.

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Oh!

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How can I calm down when you're trying

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to cut me out of your life?

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I don't want you out of my life.

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Then why are you saying all of this?

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Because... because I'm...

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John is making me.

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John?

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Oh, my God.

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I shouldn't have spent all this
money on this pedicure...

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when I'm gonna break
my foot off in his ass.

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No, Bonnie, no.

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He doesn't even live here, thank God.

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Hey, it's me, John.

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John told you to divorce me?

256
00:12:25,988 --> 00:12:29,128
- Oh, I'm gonna rip him limb from limb.
- No, no, wait, wait!

257
00:12:29,158 --> 00:12:30,603
I'm on your side!

258
00:12:30,628 --> 00:12:33,058
He does deserve a good limb-ripping.

259
00:12:33,368 --> 00:12:36,028
But you just got your nails done.

260
00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:38,073
So why don't you let me handle it.

261
00:12:38,098 --> 00:12:39,738
You stay put. Stay.

262
00:12:40,568 --> 00:12:42,338
Hey, sweetie.

263
00:12:42,368 --> 00:12:44,508
Oh, so you're coming out here.

264
00:12:44,538 --> 00:12:48,611
Well, I wanted to tell
you the good news...

265
00:12:48,636 --> 00:12:50,306
- What?
- ...before we went inside.

266
00:12:50,548 --> 00:12:52,978
I told Bonnie about the divorce.

267
00:12:53,018 --> 00:12:54,548
And she loved it.

268
00:12:56,218 --> 00:13:00,588
She is a big fan of yours, by the way.

269
00:13:00,628 --> 00:13:03,743
Oh, I think you two are gonna
be so much happier this way.

270
00:13:03,768 --> 00:13:06,368
So much happier.

271
00:13:06,528 --> 00:13:08,198
Oh, she is so...

272
00:13:08,228 --> 00:13:10,868
friggin' happy in there.

273
00:13:10,898 --> 00:13:12,668
Okay.

274
00:13:13,463 --> 00:13:14,627
Having said that...

275
00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:21,378
...um, let's not mention the divorce.

276
00:13:21,408 --> 00:13:24,248
- No?
- I'm worried about her getting too happy.

277
00:13:24,278 --> 00:13:26,548
Okay, um...

278
00:13:26,578 --> 00:13:28,118
yeah, could we, um...

279
00:13:28,148 --> 00:13:31,089
go inside, or, or are we
just hallway people now?

280
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,144
Oh, oh, dude,

281
00:13:32,169 --> 00:13:35,114
we are going in there so, so soon.

282
00:13:35,139 --> 00:13:37,249
Just give me one sec.

283
00:13:37,428 --> 00:13:39,098
I love you. Lost a little weight?

284
00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:41,098
Have you?

285
00:13:42,128 --> 00:13:44,821
Welp, I bitched him out.

286
00:13:44,846 --> 00:13:48,386
I told him to mind his own beeswax.

287
00:13:48,668 --> 00:13:52,078
Long story short, he loved it.

288
00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:55,248
Big fan of yours, by the way.

289
00:13:55,278 --> 00:13:58,078
- Oh...
- Anyhoo.

290
00:13:58,118 --> 00:14:01,148
Guess there's no reason
to talk about the divorce

291
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:04,218
now that it's been handled,
but just give me one sec.

292
00:14:04,243 --> 00:14:06,992
Oh, and here he comes.

293
00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:09,506
Just walked right in. Uh, that's fine.

294
00:14:09,531 --> 00:14:10,728
Little rude.

295
00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:12,804
Sid, your place looks wrecked.

296
00:14:13,523 --> 00:14:16,428
- Oh. His house is wrecked?
- Mm-hmm.

297
00:14:16,468 --> 00:14:19,068
Oh, ironic, coming
from someone like you.

298
00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:20,380
- Whore.
- Oh!

299
00:14:20,405 --> 00:14:22,705
Okay, hold on, did I do something wrong?

300
00:14:22,968 --> 00:14:25,457
Yeah. You forced him to ask for

301
00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:26,952
a divorce that he doesn't even want.

302
00:14:26,977 --> 00:14:28,447
- What?
- What are you talking about?

303
00:14:28,472 --> 00:14:30,004
I didn't force him to do anything.

304
00:14:30,029 --> 00:14:31,493
And this is what he wants.

305
00:14:31,518 --> 00:14:33,648
What?!

306
00:14:35,549 --> 00:14:37,447
Well, this is great.

307
00:14:37,472 --> 00:14:39,206
My gummy hasn't kicked in,

308
00:14:39,231 --> 00:14:41,266
the concert is starting,
and we're stuck here

309
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,201
on the side of the road
with this space cadet

310
00:14:43,226 --> 00:14:44,874
who is too high to drive.

311
00:14:45,828 --> 00:14:47,628
Hank, where are the keys?

312
00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:50,098
Have my hands always been this huge?

313
00:14:50,128 --> 00:14:52,468
I got Hulk-like hands up in here.

314
00:14:52,493 --> 00:14:54,417
I think I can lift this submarine.

315
00:14:55,466 --> 00:14:57,006
I'm doing it!

316
00:14:57,031 --> 00:14:58,655
It's not even that heavy.

317
00:14:59,378 --> 00:15:01,827
Did he just say submarine?

318
00:15:02,848 --> 00:15:03,848
Hi, fishy.

319
00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:09,291
Okay, I got this.
I'm gonna talk him down.

320
00:15:09,316 --> 00:15:10,556
Get those keys back.

321
00:15:10,688 --> 00:15:13,743
Back in the day, I guided John Belushi,

322
00:15:13,768 --> 00:15:15,838
Jimi Hendrix, and Jim Morrison through

323
00:15:15,863 --> 00:15:17,933
some pretty gnarly waters.

324
00:15:18,258 --> 00:15:20,228
Those people are all dead, Charlie.

325
00:15:20,268 --> 00:15:21,768
From drug overdoses.

326
00:15:26,668 --> 00:15:27,763
Hey, buddy.

327
00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:29,497
I'm the captain of this vessel.

328
00:15:29,522 --> 00:15:30,752
You will refer to me as "sir."

329
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:34,178
Well, um...

330
00:15:34,208 --> 00:15:35,504
Here's the deal, sir.

331
00:15:36,248 --> 00:15:39,648
Um, you may have, through
no fault of your own,

332
00:15:39,678 --> 00:15:41,348
ingested some marijuana.

333
00:15:42,388 --> 00:15:44,518
But, luckily, I am here to help.

334
00:15:44,558 --> 00:15:47,719
And the submarine that you're
captaining is full of snacks.

335
00:15:47,945 --> 00:15:49,275
So if you want to feel better,

336
00:15:49,602 --> 00:15:51,470
- eat something.
- You sure?

337
00:15:51,810 --> 00:15:53,211
Can I get a depth reading, please?

338
00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:56,018
Hank, we promise, he's right.

339
00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:57,699
Eating is the ticket.

340
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,051
- Okay, I'll eat the tickets.
- N-No!

341
00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:00,144
No, no, no, no.

342
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:01,538
- No, no, no, no.
- No, no, no.

343
00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:04,908
You're right, I'm
feeling better already.

344
00:16:04,938 --> 00:16:07,748
Oh, no.

345
00:16:15,918 --> 00:16:17,518
There you are.

346
00:16:17,558 --> 00:16:20,021
I've been looking everywhere for you.

347
00:16:20,628 --> 00:16:23,075
Yeah, I came out here to calm down and

348
00:16:23,332 --> 00:16:25,032
dip my feet in the pool.

349
00:16:25,645 --> 00:16:27,427
But they asked me to take 'em out.

350
00:16:28,997 --> 00:16:30,247
Can we talk?

351
00:16:31,504 --> 00:16:32,786
This is all my fault.

352
00:16:33,188 --> 00:16:34,988
I should have been honest with you.

353
00:16:35,013 --> 00:16:36,483
And not hid behind John.

354
00:16:36,738 --> 00:16:39,425
But I don't want to hurt you anymore.

355
00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:42,698
I feel like I've
already ruined your life.

356
00:16:43,926 --> 00:16:45,668
Is that what you think?

357
00:16:46,887 --> 00:16:48,715
You didn't ruin my life.

358
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:50,754
You made it great.

359
00:16:51,472 --> 00:16:53,222
You made me laugh every day

360
00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:55,117
and you gave me a perfect son.

361
00:16:56,714 --> 00:16:58,158
He is great.

362
00:16:58,198 --> 00:17:00,603
Thank you for getting me blackout drunk

363
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,543
- all those years ago.
- Oh.

364
00:17:02,798 --> 00:17:05,080
Well, that's what wives are for.

365
00:17:06,668 --> 00:17:09,313
It makes me so sad that now

366
00:17:09,338 --> 00:17:10,808
you want me out of your life.

367
00:17:10,978 --> 00:17:13,308
No, I don't want that at all.

368
00:17:13,348 --> 00:17:16,248
I want you to be able to move on.

369
00:17:16,278 --> 00:17:19,578
You are a mega babe.

370
00:17:19,618 --> 00:17:22,547
You could still find that big love.

371
00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:24,542
I just don't want to stand in your way.

372
00:17:24,688 --> 00:17:27,458
And I don't want to
stand in your way, either.

373
00:17:27,866 --> 00:17:30,188
I mean, John is great. And,

374
00:17:30,228 --> 00:17:31,251
you know, I-I think...

375
00:17:31,828 --> 00:17:33,328
we really have been just, you know,

376
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,329
a teensy bit codependent.

377
00:17:36,298 --> 00:17:38,247
Just because we're getting
a divorce doesn't mean

378
00:17:38,272 --> 00:17:40,712
that we won't always be family.

379
00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:43,268
I love you, Bonbon.

380
00:17:43,308 --> 00:17:44,708
Aw.

381
00:17:45,224 --> 00:17:46,380
Will you make me

382
00:17:46,612 --> 00:17:48,752
the happiest man in the world

383
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:51,472
and become my ex-wife?

384
00:17:52,548 --> 00:17:54,118
I will.

385
00:17:54,148 --> 00:17:55,518
I will.

386
00:17:58,988 --> 00:18:00,558
Damn, girl!

387
00:18:00,588 --> 00:18:02,288
Whoo, those are lethal.

388
00:18:02,328 --> 00:18:04,698
You fogged me up.

389
00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:08,764
Well, I guess I'm not gonna get

390
00:18:08,789 --> 00:18:10,975
my sweater back from Christine McVie.

391
00:18:11,668 --> 00:18:13,758
I'm not gonna get to see Fleetwood Mac

392
00:18:13,783 --> 00:18:15,583
for the last time.

393
00:18:15,738 --> 00:18:19,138
Well, technically, you did
see them for the last time.

394
00:18:19,178 --> 00:18:20,708
The last time you saw them.

395
00:18:20,748 --> 00:18:24,418
You just didn't know that
was the last time, so...

396
00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:26,018
- This isn't helping, is it?
- No.

397
00:18:26,048 --> 00:18:28,058
It's not just the concert.

398
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:30,236
Just, we're getting to
the point in our lives

399
00:18:30,261 --> 00:18:32,736
where there are gonna
be a lot of last times.

400
00:18:33,428 --> 00:18:35,189
I guess that's one way to look at it.

401
00:18:36,358 --> 00:18:38,358
Or you could look at it

402
00:18:38,398 --> 00:18:41,503
as tonight was a night of first times.

403
00:18:42,417 --> 00:18:44,065
First time we got Hank high.

404
00:18:45,096 --> 00:18:46,440
First time we bought

405
00:18:46,465 --> 00:18:48,393
a bunch of toilet paper together.

406
00:18:49,438 --> 00:18:51,463
Um, first time we missed a concert

407
00:18:51,488 --> 00:18:53,281
because Hank ate the tickets.

408
00:18:54,413 --> 00:18:57,038
You know, we're gonna have a
lot of first times together.

409
00:18:57,063 --> 00:18:58,070
Focus on that.

410
00:18:58,813 --> 00:19:01,023
I can't focus on anything right now.

411
00:19:01,048 --> 00:19:02,514
Oh, my speech blew your mind?

412
00:19:02,539 --> 00:19:05,217
No, my gummy just kicked in.

413
00:19:06,131 --> 00:19:07,499
Wowza.

414
00:19:07,524 --> 00:19:09,662
Charlie, Margaret.

415
00:19:09,686 --> 00:19:12,315
I found some of that
Fleetwood Mac on the radio.

416
00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:14,184
I finally get why you like that guy.

417
00:19:14,209 --> 00:19:17,079
Wait a minute. This isn't Fleetwood Mac.

418
00:19:17,104 --> 00:19:18,743
Oh, let him have it.

419
00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:20,579
? We built this city ?

420
00:19:22,259 --> 00:19:23,978
? We built this city on ?

421
00:19:24,008 --> 00:19:26,638
? Fleetwood Mac! ?

422
00:19:26,678 --> 00:19:28,948
? We built this city ?

423
00:19:28,978 --> 00:19:32,248
? We built this city on rock and roll ?

424
00:19:32,278 --> 00:19:33,848
? Built this city ?

425
00:19:35,418 --> 00:19:37,218
? We built this city ?

426
00:19:37,248 --> 00:19:40,318
? On rock and roll ?

427
00:19:40,358 --> 00:19:42,158
? We built this city ?

428
00:19:43,957 --> 00:19:45,397
? We built this city ?

429
00:19:45,422 --> 00:19:47,322
? On rock and roll ?

430
00:19:47,347 --> 00:19:49,307
? Built this city ?

431
00:19:49,965 --> 00:19:51,865
? We built this city ?

432
00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,408
? On rock and roll ?

433
00:19:54,438 --> 00:19:56,508
? Built this city ?

434
00:19:56,538 --> 00:19:58,338
? We built this city ?

435
00:19:58,378 --> 00:20:01,078
? On rock and roll ?

436
00:20:01,108 --> 00:20:03,248
? Built this city. ?

437
00:20:04,046 --> 00:20:05,624
You take good care of my Sid.

438
00:20:05,649 --> 00:20:07,260
Oh, I will, I promise.

439
00:20:07,285 --> 00:20:08,755
And thank you for, you know,

440
00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:10,783
divorcing my boyfriend.

441
00:20:12,118 --> 00:20:16,158
Well, look at these dopeheads.

442
00:20:16,871 --> 00:20:19,373
Did y'all go a little cuckoo bananas?

443
00:20:19,398 --> 00:20:22,268
Well, I'm wearing a trash
bag, so I think you can guess.

444
00:20:22,298 --> 00:20:24,482
Oh, Margaret, I didn't notice.

445
00:20:24,507 --> 00:20:27,107
I thought for sure you
had worn that before.

446
00:20:29,408 --> 00:20:30,878
All right, everybody.

447
00:20:30,908 --> 00:20:32,501
I'm off to the airport.

448
00:20:32,939 --> 00:20:34,628
Oh, Sid, can you believe it?

449
00:20:35,394 --> 00:20:36,863
I'm a single lady now.

450
00:20:37,408 --> 00:20:39,518
Is that right?

451
00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:40,988
Well, if you need a ride,

452
00:20:41,018 --> 00:20:43,988
uh, I got a retirement
community rental van

453
00:20:44,018 --> 00:20:45,432
for another hour.

454
00:20:47,794 --> 00:20:49,590
No, I'm good.

455
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,779
What if I told you
there's a 40-pound block

456
00:20:52,804 --> 00:20:54,051
of cheddar cheese in the back?

457
00:20:56,428 --> 00:20:58,086
I'll see you in the van.

458
00:21:03,508 --> 00:21:06,308
Sid, I love you. Mwah.

459
00:21:06,338 --> 00:21:07,908
- Goodbye, everybody.
- Bye.

460
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:11,078
Is he okay to drive?

461
00:21:11,118 --> 00:21:13,048
Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's sober now.

462
00:21:13,078 --> 00:21:15,148
Which will only make
the rejection harder.

463
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:17,593
Poor Hank.

464
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:21,546
Trying to please a woman
who's already had the best.

465
00:21:27,698 --> 00:21:29,211
Where is he going?

466
00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:32,460
That's pretty good.

467
00:21:33,351 --> 00:21:38,351
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