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I've been camming
online for money.

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Previously on Now Apocalypse...

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I told you I could only come
if I was finished with my work.

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- Sev, wait!
- From the moment me and Gabriel met,

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there was this supernatural
connection between us.

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My name's Aja.

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- Don't you ever get bizarre premonitions?
- Help me.

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They keep fucking me.
They won't stop.

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I'm fucking quitting acting.

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What ever happened to that web
series that you were writing?

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I'll help you film it.

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You... want me to spank you?

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Fucking, sucking,

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hand jobs, rimming, ass stuff,

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fingering, nipple play,
then double it.

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'Cause of course, you can give and
receive. So, what is it, like 12?

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Maybe you count
making out, so it's like 13.

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- So, like, let's say like 15.
- OK.

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Of the 15 or so...

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items on the gay sex menu,
I'm into most all of them.

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But there's two things
you can only do with a girl.

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Fucking a vag, and eating one.

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Right.

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And I genuinely enjoy both.

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Especially fucking a pussy.

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It is not at all
like fucking an ass.

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It's a totally
different sensation.

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It's the only hole designed
to accommodate a cock.

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Exactly.

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But, I'm still naturally

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so much more attracted to guys,
so it doesn't even make me bi,

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it's just like, every once in a while,
you know, I like to order off the menu.

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Plus, Aja was really hot.

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It makes sense. I mean,
99% of the time, I am...

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all about the "D."
But, then, I don't know,

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sometimes I'll just randomly
end up with a cunt in my mouth.

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And I'm all,
guess I'm progressive.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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I'm sorry, Sev.

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You know I hate it
when we fight.

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We're not fighting.

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I'm very busy at the moment,
and you're unhappy about it.

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I understand that work
is a priority for you.

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I just, I need to make sure that our
relationship is a priority, too.

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Of course it is, Ford.

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Just because I need to focus
on work right now,

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doesn't mean I care
any less about you.

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But I really must go,
Lars and Klaus are waiting.

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Can I still see you later?

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I might be very late,
and I need to get up

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early in the morning.

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That's cool. I, I don't mind.

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All right.

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But I need to get to sleep
as soon as I get home.

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I, I promise,

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I just want
to sleep next to you.

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Fine, I'll see you later then.

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Sweet, OK. Bye, babes!

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Bye, Ford.

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Sorry about that.

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- No problem.
- It is why we are both still single.

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Anyway, shall we?

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I was meaning to ask.

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Have either of you noticed any unusual
vehicles following you recently?

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No, why?

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Have you?

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I thought so, the other day.
But, I'm sure it was nothing.

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This is, seriously,

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our last round. We gotta
get up early tomorrow.

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The 8:00 a.m. call time was
your brilliant idea. Not mine.

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We do have a lot of scenes
to shoot in one day.

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- What are you doing?
- Sorry, it was my cam client.

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Worm. We were sexting earlier.

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I didn't think that you gave
your number out to these guys.

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Yeah, I, I don't normally. But, I, I
don't know, this one is like weirdly...

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endearing.

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He looks like a dying bird.

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Is this the...

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Is this the pee guy?

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Did I tell you about him? Yeah, he,
he watched me pee in the bathtub.

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Yeah.

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Was it, like, hot?

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Yeah... yeah.

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Speaking of, have you heard
from Palm Springs guy?

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Leif? No. We-we purposely
didn't exchange numbers.

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I told him I didn't
wanna be tempted, so...

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Sorry.

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And, on that note.

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Hey, babe!

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Are you fucking watching it?

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Yes!

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- He's the worst.
- Yeah, American Crime Scene on ABC, right?

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CBS!

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Yeah, yeah, sorry,
of course. Ha ha!

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Where are you?

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I just...

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I'm just, at home.

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Sounds noisy.

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It's... neighbors.

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Baby! Baby! Shh, quiet, quiet.
It's my scene.

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Hey-hey, not, not
too hard. Just...

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watch the TV.

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Wow, you are so real,
and in the moment, bro.

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Thanks, bro.

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Did I wake you? Sorry, I was trying
to be as silent as possible.

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That's OK.
I just wanted to make sure

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to say "good morning"
before you go.

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That's sweet.

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You're leaving already?

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Yes. I told you, I have
a very full day today.

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All right.

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See you later.

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What is it?

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Otto just...

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sent me the photos he took of
me from our modeling session.

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OK.

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- Have a productive day.
- They're good, right?

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Yes...

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Your body's sublime
as a Greek sculpture.

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Yeah, you think?

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Klaus? Yes.

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- I'm on my way.
- Sev, wait.

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- Sev, wait.
- What?

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I love you.

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- Yeah, me too.
- Really?

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Do you?

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- Do I what?
- Love me.

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Yes, I just said so.
Ford, honestly,

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I don't have time
for this discussion.

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I'll call you later. Klaus.

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Yes, sorry.
I'm leaving right now.

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Bye!

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You still don't get it, do you?

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Get what?

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What this is all about.

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Don't play dumb with me,
Ulysses.

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You are double
Sagittarius, after all.

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Scorpio.

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The point is you know.
You've always known.

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What are you talking about?

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The apocalypse is nigh,
when, behold,

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the archangel Gabriel appears,
and blows his golden trumpet.

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_

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_

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_

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So, we are rolling.

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Sluts. Scene one, take one.

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OK. And...

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action!

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I am so over acting.

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Like, being an actress in L.A.

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is like being anorexic at
an all girls boarding school.

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It's unoriginal,
and you're fucking starving.

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Not to mention, there's always
someone thinner than you.

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I was thinking, maybe
I should do a web series.

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I just feel like I really identify as
someone who would be an internet celebrity.

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Fuck, I forgot my line,
what is it, again?

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You say, "Yeah."

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Right, sorry.

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Yeah!

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So, what should
my show be about?

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How about transgender runaways...

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Actually, the line should be
gender non-conforming runaways.

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Magenta! We are ad-libbing!
Just go stand in the corner.

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What about me? Am-am I doing OK?

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Who are you?

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I'm your new roommate, Emily.

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Yeah. Right, sorry.

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Emily, could you be less
enthusiastic with the table wiping?

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Let's just pick it up
where we left off, OK?

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And... action!

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Anyway, so, what's new
with you, Odysseus?

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Well, I've been on a bit
of a sex rampage lately.

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I fucked this girl
Astrid last night

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- under a bus.
- OMG.

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Are you bisexual now?

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I'm not bisexual,
I'm just a slut.

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Teach me, baby.

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- Teach me. Teach me, baby! Teach me...
- We can hear you in here!

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Sorry, my bad.

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Teach me, baby. Teach me, baby.

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Ooh. Yeah.

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Teach me, baby.

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And...

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Action!

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Jebediah, I'm so horny.

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Please fuck me. Please.

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Get off my jock, Charley.

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Can't you see I'm busy trying to reach
a higher plane of consciousness?

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Jebediah, please, I am
so desperate for your cock.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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What?

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It's just that last line doesn't
feel authentic to my character.

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Why not?

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Sweetie, I wouldn't expect
you to understand, but...

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someone who meditates couldn't
possibly be that condescending.

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Look, I think with all
the takes that we've done,

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- we already got it.
- OK, whatever.

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Let's just move on
to the sex scene.

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OK, fine, if you say so.

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I'll just have to say "I told you
so" when all hell breaks loose

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in the Zen blogosphere over your
flawed representation of the practice.

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Before we do the sex scene,

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I just think it's a good idea
for everyone to say out loud

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- what they do and do not consent to, as to avoid...
- Shut up!

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Magenta!

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- Let's continue, shall we?
- OK.

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And, action!

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Hey, I know you're
a feminist, or,

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whatever, but I think it is kinda
weird that you're using your vibrator

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while we are having sex.

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Fine! If you're so jealous,
I won't use it.

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Cut, cut, cut, cut.

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Jethro, you cannot say cut,
that is my job.

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I thought that was my job.

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It's just, just the
last vibrator line,

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I don't think my character
would say something like that.

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You literally said that.

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No. Don't know what
you're talking about.

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Lunch. I think that's a lunch.

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Wait.

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So, I've got something
that I'd like to say.

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It's been a long, and,
at times, trying day.

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But I think everybody dug deep,

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into their well
of life experience,

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and really delivered the goods.

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- So cheers to us actors!
- Cheers!

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And congratulations everyone,
on a truly amazing day

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of creativity and collaboration.

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- To Sluts!
- To Sluts!

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You OK?

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Whatever.

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Shit.

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My agent called. I've been trying
to get her on the phone all week.

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Don't... don't leave me
with these people.

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Hi, yeah, is Velma there?

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She just called me, I'm returning her call.
It's Carly Carlson.

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Yeah, I can hold.

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- Hello?
- Hey, Velma, it's Carly.

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Who?

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Carly Carlson.

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You just called me
like an hour ago.

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Right.

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So, did you get any feedback
on my audition last week?

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That's not the reason
why I called.

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OK....

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I just, I actually just finished a,
a pretty amazing shoot, by the way.

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Really? On what?

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Well, I told you, I'm making
my own web series.

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Yeah...

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Anyway, I'm sorry, Carly,

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but I think this relationship
has run its course.

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What?

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00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,436
I just think you'd be
better served elsewhere.

255
00:13:26,525 --> 00:13:29,310
- But I, I, I thought that...
- Fuck!

256
00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:32,456
- What?
- I just got outbid on eBay.

257
00:13:32,483 --> 00:13:34,533
Fucking Russian bid bots!

258
00:13:34,663 --> 00:13:37,999
I gotta go, best of luck
with your endeavors, Carla.

259
00:13:52,725 --> 00:13:55,415
All right, I'm gonna
head over to the Float Lab

260
00:13:55,442 --> 00:13:57,212
and hit the sensory
deprivation tank.

261
00:13:57,239 --> 00:13:58,339
If anyone wants to join me.

262
00:13:58,578 --> 00:14:00,774
Man, I would love to, Jethro,

263
00:14:00,801 --> 00:14:03,039
but unfortunately
I have to pass.

264
00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:06,430
Gotta go home and prep for my
big audition tomorrow morning.

265
00:14:06,457 --> 00:14:08,385
- What?
- Hey, what's that?

266
00:14:08,546 --> 00:14:09,678
What are you auditioning for?

267
00:14:09,705 --> 00:14:11,759
I have no idea.

268
00:14:11,786 --> 00:14:15,944
My manager, Teddy, told me the project
is so huge, it's shrouded in secrecy.

269
00:14:15,971 --> 00:14:18,030
Like, there's no sides,
or anything.

270
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,709
I just have this random Hamlet
soliloquy to audition with.

271
00:14:23,518 --> 00:14:24,881
That's, that's cool, bro,
that's really cool.

272
00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:27,932
I mean, luckily for me,
Shakespeare is my jam, so...

273
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,616
- Well, good luck.
- Holy shit!

274
00:14:32,643 --> 00:14:36,108
Dude, you must be emanating some
crazy powerful vibes, right now.

275
00:14:36,135 --> 00:14:40,033
Because my manager,
Humberto, just texted me.

276
00:14:40,252 --> 00:14:43,538
I just landed a role
in a brand new

277
00:14:43,565 --> 00:14:46,572
premium cable miniseries,
starring none other than...

278
00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:48,824
Benedict Cumberbatch!

279
00:14:49,744 --> 00:14:51,979
What the fuck
are you talking about?

280
00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:56,209
Me and Ben! Old mate, Benny! We shared this
really intense scene in the opening episode.

281
00:14:56,236 --> 00:14:59,186
He plays a mortician
in the 1930s.

282
00:14:59,213 --> 00:15:03,322
And he walks in, and turns
on the lights, and then bam!

283
00:15:03,796 --> 00:15:07,060
There... I... am.

284
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,244
Lying... on the table.

285
00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:11,815
And then...

286
00:15:12,393 --> 00:15:15,236
the dude fucking embalms me!

287
00:15:35,596 --> 00:15:38,961
So, I guess the AC
still isn't working?

288
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:40,649
Hey.

289
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:45,940
Are you...

290
00:15:47,078 --> 00:15:48,510
Are you drunk?

291
00:15:48,893 --> 00:15:50,111
Not really.

292
00:15:51,845 --> 00:15:53,081
Maybe a little.

293
00:15:53,665 --> 00:15:56,276
- But you hardly ever.
- It was hot, and...

294
00:15:57,632 --> 00:15:59,299
I was sad.

295
00:16:01,276 --> 00:16:03,029
What's wrong, man?

296
00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:09,573
Do you think Severine loves me
as much as I love her?

297
00:16:10,313 --> 00:16:12,737
I think Sev does love you.

298
00:16:13,135 --> 00:16:16,533
She just maybe expresses it
differently than you do.

299
00:16:16,825 --> 00:16:18,377
Yeah, maybe.

300
00:16:19,424 --> 00:16:22,570
It's just, we've been arguing
a lot lately, and...

301
00:16:22,701 --> 00:16:25,362
it seems like she barely
has time for me anymore.

302
00:16:25,389 --> 00:16:28,174
You know,
relationships sometimes,

303
00:16:28,773 --> 00:16:30,576
they go through growing pains.

304
00:16:31,814 --> 00:16:33,310
Yeah, I guess.

305
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,249
So...

306
00:16:38,985 --> 00:16:40,748
what are you,
what are you looking at?

307
00:16:41,461 --> 00:16:44,547
Pics from that photo shoot I did
with that director guy, Otto.

308
00:16:46,446 --> 00:16:49,086
I don't, I don't know.
What do you think?

309
00:16:53,924 --> 00:16:56,078
Are they too gay
looking? I can't tell.

310
00:16:56,105 --> 00:16:58,238
I just, I need
your expert opinion.

311
00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:04,315
Come on, be honest.

312
00:17:06,972 --> 00:17:08,234
Ford, you,

313
00:17:08,324 --> 00:17:09,814
you didn't show your

314
00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:13,230
dick or anything,
in any of these, did you?

315
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,066
What? No!

316
00:17:16,230 --> 00:17:18,134
I don't think so, at least.

317
00:17:19,284 --> 00:17:20,982
Look, Ford.

318
00:17:21,009 --> 00:17:24,623
I, I know that you
really like Barnabas,

319
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:27,013
and going to all the premieres,
and the parties and stuff,

320
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,763
that you think is gonna
help your career.

321
00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:29,831
But just...

322
00:17:30,265 --> 00:17:32,111
watch out. OK?

323
00:17:33,288 --> 00:17:35,464
What are you trying to say?

324
00:17:35,491 --> 00:17:38,526
I'm just saying that there
are people out there, who

325
00:17:38,553 --> 00:17:40,604
might not have
the best intentions.

326
00:17:41,301 --> 00:17:43,979
And by "people,"
you mean Barnabas?

327
00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:46,526
And apparently this Otto dude.

328
00:17:46,553 --> 00:17:49,206
Look, you asked for my opinion,
Ford, and I'm telling you.

329
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:51,477
These pics are, are insane!

330
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,540
They're borderline porn,
and this stuff,

331
00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:55,102
it lives on
the internet forever.

332
00:17:55,129 --> 00:17:57,238
Wait, what are you,
what are you talking about?

333
00:17:57,449 --> 00:17:59,079
They're, they're just pictures!

334
00:17:59,106 --> 00:18:00,547
And when you're starting out,
like I am,

335
00:18:00,574 --> 00:18:03,477
- you have to pay your dues.
- Wait, by doing gay porn?

336
00:18:03,504 --> 00:18:05,629
They're, they're not fucking
porn! They're artistic!

337
00:18:06,307 --> 00:18:07,291
All right!

338
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:11,573
OK, I just...
Just please be careful.

339
00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:15,268
I get really, really bad vibes

340
00:18:15,354 --> 00:18:18,708
off of Barnabas. And I wasn't
gonna tell you this before, but...

341
00:18:18,735 --> 00:18:19,973
But what?

342
00:18:20,135 --> 00:18:22,864
When I walked in on you and him,

343
00:18:22,995 --> 00:18:27,130
in Palm Springs, he had you on the
bed, and you were half undressed.

344
00:18:27,157 --> 00:18:29,817
My God! He was taking
care of me!

345
00:18:29,844 --> 00:18:31,743
Stop being so paranoid!

346
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,935
You just don't get it, Uly,
you never have!

347
00:18:33,962 --> 00:18:37,110
Things, they, they, like, they
work a certain way in this town!

348
00:18:37,493 --> 00:18:39,672
- Yeah.
- Apparently!

349
00:18:39,883 --> 00:18:41,680
What is that supposed to mean?

350
00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:43,891
Was that some kinda joke?

351
00:18:44,789 --> 00:18:47,942
You know, you, you think you're so...
smart, and above it all.

352
00:18:47,969 --> 00:18:50,414
But sometimes you can
be so naive.

353
00:18:51,321 --> 00:18:52,563
Really?

354
00:18:53,305 --> 00:18:55,368
You're calling menaive?

355
00:18:56,314 --> 00:18:57,774
Fuck you, Uly!

356
00:18:58,030 --> 00:19:00,030
You're just jealous because
I'm going somewhere

357
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:01,196
and you're not!

358
00:19:08,127 --> 00:19:09,154
Fucking shit!

359
00:19:26,974 --> 00:19:28,756
Why?! My fucking...

360
00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:31,731
God!

361
00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:33,481
Oh, my...

362
00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:36,614
Fuck!
I'm gonna fucking kill myself!

363
00:19:39,063 --> 00:19:40,511
Hey, Ford?

364
00:19:40,538 --> 00:19:42,239
Go Away!

365
00:19:59,793 --> 00:20:01,229
Are you OK?

366
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,050
My vibrator is out of batteries,

367
00:20:05,077 --> 00:20:07,488
and I just bought
a fucking family pack!

368
00:20:07,515 --> 00:20:09,358
Vibrators come in family packs?

369
00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:16,147
_

370
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,264
_

371
00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:23,607
_

372
00:20:35,955 --> 00:20:37,549
_

373
00:20:37,576 --> 00:20:38,635
Fuck.

374
00:20:43,787 --> 00:20:46,537
Hey. Hey. Bob, what's up?

375
00:20:46,564 --> 00:20:48,838
No, no. Tonight's my night off.

376
00:20:50,689 --> 00:20:51,697
No.

377
00:20:52,447 --> 00:20:53,475
I'm not...

378
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,174
I'm not feeling so hot myself.

379
00:21:03,016 --> 00:21:05,338
Yeah, all right. Whatever.

380
00:21:07,742 --> 00:21:08,844
Bye.

381
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,579
_

382
00:21:21,606 --> 00:21:23,213
The fuck?

383
00:21:25,369 --> 00:21:26,517
Come in!

384
00:21:31,183 --> 00:21:34,134
You look like a hot
lady from the past.

385
00:21:34,898 --> 00:21:36,204
Where have you been?

386
00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:38,744
What are you talking about?
I came right over.

387
00:21:40,809 --> 00:21:43,127
You didn't finish your homework.

388
00:21:45,701 --> 00:21:46,767
Yeah.

389
00:21:47,485 --> 00:21:49,141
Sorry about that.

390
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,376
Sit down.

391
00:21:53,820 --> 00:21:56,077
Why did you think...

392
00:21:56,335 --> 00:22:00,472
that it was OK for you to go out and
play before finishing your homework?

393
00:22:00,499 --> 00:22:01,788
I...

394
00:22:03,258 --> 00:22:04,651
I don't know.

395
00:22:06,085 --> 00:22:09,601
Do you know what happens to bad
little boys in this house?

396
00:22:10,946 --> 00:22:13,272
- They get spanked?
- That's right.

397
00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:15,357
They get spanked.

398
00:22:15,675 --> 00:22:17,116
Hand me that ruler.

399
00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:33,027
What do you think...

400
00:22:33,158 --> 00:22:36,422
Daddy would say,
if he found out about this?

401
00:22:37,179 --> 00:22:39,171
Please don't tell Daddy.

402
00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:42,080
But you leave me no choice.

403
00:22:42,311 --> 00:22:44,226
Don't tell him, please.
I'll do anything.

404
00:22:44,656 --> 00:22:47,562
Then why didn't you
finish your homework?

405
00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:50,577
Why don't you ever do

406
00:22:50,656 --> 00:22:52,438
what Mommy tells you to do?

407
00:22:52,742 --> 00:22:55,535
Why do you always have
to open your big fucking mouth

408
00:22:55,562 --> 00:22:58,965
and say annoying shit that
makes me want to strangle you

409
00:22:58,992 --> 00:23:01,186
with an electric cord?!!

410
00:23:01,316 --> 00:23:03,730
You never do your homework!

411
00:23:03,757 --> 00:23:06,060
You constantly make
excuses for yourself.

412
00:23:06,087 --> 00:23:08,874
And then you wonder why you'll
never amount to anything.

413
00:23:08,945 --> 00:23:11,631
You need to get your fucking shit together.
What, you wanna end up

414
00:23:11,864 --> 00:23:15,156
back at Carney's waiting tables
or some fucking shit?!

415
00:23:15,380 --> 00:23:17,941
- Wait, wait, wait, didn't you work
at Carney's? - Shut up!

416
00:23:17,968 --> 00:23:21,123
You need to stop being such a
stupid, annoying, shithead!

417
00:23:21,376 --> 00:23:22,943
Shut up and listen to Mommy!

418
00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:27,623
And you need to do your
goddamn, motherfucking homework!

419
00:23:32,316 --> 00:23:33,447
Fuck.

420
00:23:43,911 --> 00:23:45,481
Are you OK, Mommy?

421
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,232
Yes.

422
00:23:47,682 --> 00:23:48,857
Mommy's OK.

423
00:23:49,873 --> 00:23:53,020
I won't tell Daddy
how bad you've been.

424
00:23:53,318 --> 00:23:55,318
But as punishment...

425
00:23:56,138 --> 00:23:59,331
You're gonna have
to make Mommy come, OK?

426
00:23:59,867 --> 00:24:01,138
Yes, Mommy.

427
00:24:03,735 --> 00:24:05,099
Like this?

428
00:24:07,490 --> 00:24:09,521
Yes, baby, just like that.

429
00:24:10,787 --> 00:24:12,841
Good job, sweetheart.

430
00:24:13,537 --> 00:24:15,630
Fuck, that feels so good,
my God.

431
00:24:16,201 --> 00:24:17,537
Oh, yes!

432
00:24:18,105 --> 00:24:20,021
Yes, that's what Mommy likes!

433
00:24:24,459 --> 00:24:25,755
I was just...

434
00:24:34,164 --> 00:24:35,507
Get back to work, little boy.

435
00:24:35,534 --> 00:24:37,800
Yes, yes Mommy. Am I doing good?

436
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:40,502
Yes, you're doing so good.

437
00:24:40,851 --> 00:24:42,666
Mommy loves it.

438
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:44,298
Fuck!

439
00:24:44,454 --> 00:24:46,585
That feels so good!

440
00:24:47,581 --> 00:24:49,523
Fuck! Mommy's gonna come!

441
00:24:49,628 --> 00:24:51,526
My god! Fuck!

442
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:55,261
Mommy's coming! Fuck!!

443
00:26:23,898 --> 00:26:25,517
What the fuck is happening?

444
00:26:25,912 --> 00:26:29,006
I posted a thread about
the lightning bolt hieroglyph.

445
00:26:29,033 --> 00:26:30,569
You know, the one from my dream?

446
00:26:30,699 --> 00:26:34,393
The one that Gabriel has tattooed
on his arm. And it's gone.

447
00:26:34,471 --> 00:26:37,412
U. The moderator probably
just deleted it,

448
00:26:37,439 --> 00:26:39,447
'cause it made no fucking sense.

449
00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:41,432
Are you doing something
right now? 'Cause it,

450
00:26:41,845 --> 00:26:43,451
it seems like you're
not paying attention.

451
00:26:43,485 --> 00:26:44,897
Yeah. Sorry, I'm,

452
00:26:44,924 --> 00:26:47,221
I'm just editing the footage
that we shot today.

453
00:26:47,485 --> 00:26:49,397
Really, you are? How's it going?

454
00:26:49,424 --> 00:26:51,139
Shockingly well.

455
00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:52,678
It actually looks kinda good.

456
00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:55,057
Really? Cool.

457
00:26:55,610 --> 00:26:57,525
So, dude, seriously, you should

458
00:26:57,552 --> 00:27:00,080
maybe consider laying off
the weed for a bit.

459
00:27:00,338 --> 00:27:03,983
You are seething with
existential paranoia as it is.

460
00:27:04,010 --> 00:27:06,014
OK. Thanks, Mom.

461
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,389
I don't mean to nag,
just think about it, OK?

462
00:27:08,611 --> 00:27:10,713
Yeah, all right,
well, I, I gotta...

463
00:27:10,954 --> 00:27:13,266
finish my rounds.
Talk to you later?

464
00:27:13,293 --> 00:27:14,471
Love you!

465
00:27:15,212 --> 00:27:16,228
Bye.

466
00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:36,214
You're not supposed to be here!

467
00:27:37,571 --> 00:27:38,714
Wait!

468
00:28:01,132 --> 00:28:02,479
Stop!

469
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:04,518
Come back!

470
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:24,398
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