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Previously...

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All we have to do to save the world

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is get these two to kiss.

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Have you guys ever thought
about a Kiss Cam?

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Let's make it happen.

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Ooh, there's a cozy-looking couple.

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Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

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They're choking.

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I'm going home.

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Okay, fine. Go home.

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How are we gonna fix this?

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Did someone order a miracle?

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The bet's off.
I'm here to save the world.

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O-Okay.

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Shit.

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Oh, how's this thing going?

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My name is Raymond.

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I work in the Department of Clouds.

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We have no leadership.
No direction.

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Every day, you just come in

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and make any kind
of cloud you want.

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Big puffy cloud,
little dotty cloud,

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long, streaky cloud...

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fine, go for it.

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No one cares.

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Sometimes, I get so bored,

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I like to make my cloud
look like things.

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Like a turtle
or a car or something.

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Occasionally, some kid will notice.

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But, mostly, nobody looks up.

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Nadia. Department of Male Nipples.

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They were supposed
to squirt orange juice.

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The male nipple doesn't
work, and it never will.

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But we still gotta
clock in every morning

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and pretend that today's the day

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that we're gonna crack
that nipple.

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I'll be honest:

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I'm always high, you know?

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My name's Carla.
I work in Bug Control.

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Or should I say Bug "Control"?

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We can't control them.

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They do whatever they want.

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They run all over the place,
fly around in crazy circles.

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They're nuts.

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My name's Frank.

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I make the Northern Lights.

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Why are there no Eastern Lights?

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Why can't I try
some Western Lights?

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I'll tell ya why.

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The union.

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We spent a thousand years

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trying to make
a "bug-controlling helmet."

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You put it on, you're supposed
to be able to steer a bug.

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So stupid.

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So stupid.

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Collective bargaining my ass.

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It's horse shit.

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Okay. Great exit interview.

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Do you have anything else
you'd like to add?

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Just that I'll be happy
when this place goes under.

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Well, right there with ya.

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Good news is, we don't have
too long to wait. Okay.

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Department of Answered Prayers.

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Reminder to please schedule
your exit interview.

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Department of Answered Prayers,
remind...

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Not yet.

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Let's save
this weird-ass planet.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Status?

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Four blocks apart

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- and still drifting.
- We need to find a way

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to get them back together.

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Then we've only got one option:

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We fence them in.

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We block the roads they're on.

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Then we seal off
the side streets

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so the only direction they can
move is toward each other.

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We corral them like cattle,
closer and closer,

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until their lips are touching.

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Okay, I'm... I'm not sure

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we're gonna be able
to do that, Eliza.

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Craig, we can't afford
to play it safe right now.

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N-No, I'm not "playing it safe."
I promise.

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We... We just don't have
the manpower

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to block off all those routes.

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You're right.

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Yeah, we need help. Let's get
the other departments.

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Rosie, Sanjay, you go east,

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round up everyone
from Bug Control to Erosion.

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We'll go west
and hit up the people

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in Currents, Clouds, and Tides.

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And I'll help, too.

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- Yay.
- Thank you.

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- You're helping by just being here.
- Yeah.

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- That's so nice of you.
- Great.

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Hello?

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Hello?!

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Hello?

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Where is everyone?

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I don't know.

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What is that?

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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

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I got this.

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All right, everybody, look.

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All of you are technically
still employees here,

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at least for the next...

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thirty-eight minutes.

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So if you don't help us,

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you'll be in dereliction
of your duty,

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which means a forfeiture
of all severance packages.

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Oh, shit.

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So go on. Get your gear.

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We've got work to do.

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Yeah, let's fire it up!

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Hey, guys, it's running!

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Over here.

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12 blocks apart.

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- Okay, let's go! Let's go!
- Go, go, go, go!

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Go, go, go, go!

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I think we got a real shot here.

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We just can't afford
any mistakes.

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Lightning initiated.

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Lightning.
Lightning.

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We've got to get him
out of here.

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Lightning initiated.

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More lightning.

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18 blocks apart.

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19 blocks apart.

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- Hey, God.
- Hey! How are you?

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So glad you found us.

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Everybody was like,
"Where's God? We need him."

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Now, look, I'm...
I'm just glad I could help.

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Speaking of which, uh...

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we... we actually need
your expertise right now...

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In another room.

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Really? 'Cause it seems like
all the action's right here.

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Oh, no. There's a lot more
action in another room.

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Oh, boy.
I want to see that room.

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All right.

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- Lead the way.
- All right.

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All right, people!
Back to work! Come on!

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Let's do this thing!

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- Okay, Circuits. You're up.
- All right.

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All right!

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Nice work.

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Sewage initiated.

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- We're getting there.
- Okay, hydrant's on deck.

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Hydrant failed.

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Damn it!

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Come... You guys!

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Where were you on that one?!

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They were on their break.

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We get 5 minutes
every 45 minutes

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and 10 minutes every hour.

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You got a problem with that,
bring it up at arbitration.

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That stupid union.

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Now Sam's way off course.

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And there's nothing
we can use to block the road.

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What about that beehive?

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Bug Control!

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Can you control bugs?

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- Not really.
- What does that mean?

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Well, we got this helmet.

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But the last time we tested it,
it didn't work out too hot.

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Okay, well, we gotta try it
again right now.

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Be my guest.

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But before you strap it on,

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you might want to have
a little chat with Henry.

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He used the helmet six years ago

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to try to move a potato bug
away from a potato.

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Been that way ever since.

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- Is he all right?
- No.

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Best we can figure is,

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his mind merged
with the potato bug's mind.

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Never really switched back.

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Look, we need you to steer
this bee towards Sam.

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No way, lady.

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I'm not risking my brain
for some severance.

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Sorry. Here.
We need this.

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No, no. You... Okay.
No, we just need it.

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Okay. All right.

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- Bee me.
- What?

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Strap it on.
Throw the switch.

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Bee me.

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Wait. Hang on.

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Craig...

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are you sure
you want to do this?

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We have nineteen minutes
until the Earth is destroyed,

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so we can't afford
to play it safe.

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Right?

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Bee me.

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Bee me!

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Oh, wait, wait!

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Eliza.

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If I don't come back,
or if I come back as a bee,

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I just want you to know that...

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Craig!

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Did it work?

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Is he a bee?

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Hey, look!

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He's doing it,

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sort of.

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Get...

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Yes!

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Get him out.
We're losing him!

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Craig.

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Craig, are you okay?

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Craig!

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Craig!

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I'm joking.

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So, he's legitimately messed up.

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Yep.

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Right, everybody,
we're back on track.

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Now let's finish the job.

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- Yeah.
- Come on.

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You heard him.

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Break's over!

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Man.

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I've never walked this far
in my whole entire life.

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What am I doing anyway?

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Uh, we need you
to pump love in the air

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to make the people kiss.

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We can do that?

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Y-Yes.

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We do it right here...

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in the Department of Love.

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- Makes sense.
- Okay.

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Sure is a lot
of mammoth stuff in here.

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So, this is the Love Machine.

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It's a little complex,

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but I know you can handle it.

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Well, I'll try my best.

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So, the trick is to press
this button over and over again

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and keep doing that
and just stay here.

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I won't let you down.

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I love you, buddy.

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- Okay.
- I love you.

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Almost there!

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Balloon grounded.

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What?!

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8 more minutes, people!

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Wind!

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Sam?

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Laura?

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Press. Press.

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Press. Press.

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What the...

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Make way!
I got to plug this puppy in!

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Okay.

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Someone!

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- Heaven off.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

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No. No.

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Was that me?

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- Yes.
- How?

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All I was doing was
plugging in the Love Machine.

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What's a Love Machine?

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- Does that even exist?
- I don't think so.

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Sanjay?

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Were you trying
to get rid of me?

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You want to know something?

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Yes.

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Yes, I was trying
to get rid of you.

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Why?

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Because you're an idiot!

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You're a moron!

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You made a crazy, stupid planet,

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and now it's gonna blow up!

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And you know what?
It's all your fault.

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It's all because of you.

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I'm sorry.

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Sorry, everybody.

272
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,144
Sorry I let you all down.

273
00:12:42,521 --> 00:12:44,049
I'll just let myself out.

274
00:12:49,873 --> 00:12:51,523
_

275
00:12:51,783 --> 00:12:53,444
_

276
00:13:21,143 --> 00:13:22,743
Oh, come on.

277
00:13:38,655 --> 00:13:41,028
- Hey.
- Let's go, guys.

278
00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:49,215
Laura!

279
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,536
Sam!

280
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,573
Hi.

281
00:14:04,637 --> 00:14:05,668
Hi.

282
00:14:06,102 --> 00:14:07,800
The right sequence.

283
00:14:12,705 --> 00:14:14,353
Heaven on.

284
00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:16,755
Okay. They are
just one meter apart now.

285
00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:17,622
What's the plan?

286
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,107
Okay, I've located
a pair of rabid pigeons.

287
00:14:20,132 --> 00:14:21,626
I say that we blow
some bread crumbs

288
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:22,961
into the back of their heads.

289
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,564
The pigeons dive-bomb them,
smash their faces together.

290
00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:26,698
Maybe their lips touch.
I don't know.

291
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,949
What else have we got?

292
00:14:28,245 --> 00:14:30,665
Do it!
Pigeons! Go!

293
00:14:32,444 --> 00:14:33,737
Wait!

294
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,582
I think they're gonna do this
on their own.

295
00:14:43,819 --> 00:14:45,316
There's no way.
They're cowards.

296
00:14:45,341 --> 00:14:46,540
They've choked every time.

297
00:14:46,565 --> 00:14:47,853
Yeah, I know.

298
00:14:47,855 --> 00:14:51,307
But sometimes
people surprise you.

299
00:14:54,873 --> 00:14:57,178
I thought you wanted to go home.

300
00:14:58,085 --> 00:14:59,931
I thought you wanted to go home.

301
00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,279
No, I only wanted to go home

302
00:15:01,304 --> 00:15:02,928
because I thought
you wanted to go home.

303
00:15:02,953 --> 00:15:04,335
Well, I didn't.

304
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,405
Well, why did you say you did?

305
00:15:06,653 --> 00:15:08,134
'Cause I was...

306
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,361
scared.

307
00:15:10,766 --> 00:15:13,508
I thought, if I said
that I wanted to stay,

308
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,922
and you said you wanted to go,

309
00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:18,083
then that would mean
that I was the only one

310
00:15:18,108 --> 00:15:20,013
who wanted to stay.

311
00:15:20,489 --> 00:15:22,531
I was scared of the same thing.

312
00:15:23,285 --> 00:15:26,091
I'm sorry i-if I've been weird.

313
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,900
It's just...

314
00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:30,322
it's been a weird couple weeks.

315
00:15:42,339 --> 00:15:43,902
Do you ever feel like
everything in life

316
00:15:43,927 --> 00:15:46,311
is just, like,
totally out of your control?

317
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,795
10...

318
00:15:48,337 --> 00:15:51,316
Together: 9, 8...

319
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,919
7, 6...

320
00:15:54,055 --> 00:15:55,787
Yeah.
5...

321
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,656
Always.
4...

322
00:15:57,658 --> 00:15:58,790
3...

323
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,649
Almost always.
2...

324
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:05,797
Yes! Yeah!

325
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,065
Yes!

326
00:16:24,513 --> 00:16:26,135
Yes!

327
00:16:41,140 --> 00:16:42,701
Jordan.

328
00:16:47,988 --> 00:16:49,240
Hey.

329
00:16:49,789 --> 00:16:52,607
We just wanted to let you know
that Earth's been saved.

330
00:16:54,282 --> 00:16:55,847
Well, you must be really mad, then.

331
00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:57,400
Since you hate it so much

332
00:16:57,425 --> 00:16:59,184
and think it's stupid
and everything.

333
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,852
We don't hate it.

334
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,279
I-I mean, sure, it's messy.

335
00:17:03,304 --> 00:17:05,075
- And frightening.
- And unfair.

336
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:08,030
I mean, you know,
objectively, it's... not good.

337
00:17:08,055 --> 00:17:10,061
But maybe that's the point.

338
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,730
You made Earth a hard place

339
00:17:11,732 --> 00:17:13,885
so that we have to learn
how to be strong.

340
00:17:14,591 --> 00:17:15,801
Maybe.

341
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,317
Wait. Hold on.

342
00:17:18,342 --> 00:17:20,815
You knew how this would turn out
all along, didn't you?

343
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,823
You had it all planned
from the very beginning.

344
00:17:22,848 --> 00:17:24,876
You've been secretly guiding us
every step of the way.

345
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:26,077
It all happened for a reason.

346
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,949
It was all part
of your awesome plan,

347
00:17:27,974 --> 00:17:29,785
your grand, unknowable design.

348
00:17:29,810 --> 00:17:30,882
No.

349
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,684
That would have been cool, though.

350
00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:35,997
- You could have just said yes.
- Right.

351
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:37,488
We'd have believed you.

352
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,890
Oh, hey.

353
00:17:38,915 --> 00:17:40,683
Do you want to come
to the party?

354
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:41,626
There's a party?

355
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,162
Of course.
Everyone's celebrating.

356
00:17:43,419 --> 00:17:44,763
Why?

357
00:17:44,765 --> 00:17:46,631
'Cause they love Earth.

358
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:34,379
I love you, buddy.

359
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,649
Okay.

360
00:18:36,355 --> 00:18:37,748
I love you!

361
00:18:38,212 --> 00:18:39,946
I love you, too.

362
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,659
You kind of forget
how beautiful it is.

363
00:18:54,613 --> 00:18:57,669
They have no idea how close
they came to total annihilation.

364
00:18:57,813 --> 00:19:00,292
I still can't believe
we pulled it off.

365
00:19:01,552 --> 00:19:03,184
We're not done yet.

366
00:19:16,585 --> 00:19:18,051
A job well done.

367
00:19:19,099 --> 00:19:21,051
- Conga line!
- Whoo-hoo!

368
00:19:23,097 --> 00:19:24,430
Aren't you coming?

369
00:19:24,432 --> 00:19:26,231
Not really much of a dancer.

370
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,565
You love to dance.

371
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:29,835
You dance every time
you find someone's keys.

372
00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:31,169
Well, no, that's more of a...

373
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,838
Sort of like
a subtle shimmy, though.

374
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:34,572
I don't know any of the, uh...

375
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,729
Yeah, the popular steps.

376
00:19:39,366 --> 00:19:41,916
Um... you know,
although I...

377
00:19:42,726 --> 00:19:44,916
I could probably learn
if someone would...

378
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:46,389
Were to teach me.

379
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,587
I don't follow.

380
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,314
Would... Would you like
to dance with me?

381
00:19:51,339 --> 00:19:53,525
- Okay. Here. I'll lead.
- Okay.

382
00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:55,327
- Okay, yes. That's definitely
for the best. - Okay.

383
00:19:55,329 --> 00:19:56,862
So, like this.
Right.

384
00:19:57,744 --> 00:19:59,131
Okay.

385
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:00,466
Um, and let's just stay...

386
00:20:00,468 --> 00:20:02,134
We'll stay away
from that ledge, won't we?

387
00:20:02,136 --> 00:20:03,901
- Yeah, yeah. No. We got it.
- Yeah.

388
00:20:36,105 --> 00:20:39,480
A freak mega-storm rocked the
metropolitan area this evening,

389
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:42,537
pummeling the city with
hurricane-force winds, hail,

390
00:20:42,562 --> 00:20:44,710
lightning, snow, and rain
simultaneously

391
00:20:44,712 --> 00:20:47,750
for several seconds,
before disappearing entirely.

392
00:20:47,775 --> 00:20:49,848
The damage caused
is still being assessed,

393
00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:52,317
but, tragically, we have
confirmed that the destruction

394
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,652
includes
the beloved 13th Street Tunnel,

395
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,389
once blessed
by Saint Mother Teresa herself.

396
00:20:57,391 --> 00:20:59,791
Finally, on a personal note,
I'd like to announce

397
00:20:59,793 --> 00:21:02,528
that I will be taking
a much-needed vacation.

398
00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:04,462
The stresses
of the recent news cycle

399
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,664
have shaken me to my very core.

400
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,287
I'm a journalist,
but I'm also a man.

401
00:21:09,312 --> 00:21:11,136
My wife is worried about me.

402
00:21:11,138 --> 00:21:12,470
That's why, tomorrow morning,

403
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,272
I'm flying her
and our two daughters

404
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,474
to the white-sand beaches
of sunny Aruba.

405
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,950
Life's short.
You gotta seize the day.

406
00:21:18,975 --> 00:21:22,048
This is Laron Ron St. Claire
signing off.

407
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:30,027
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