1 00:00:06,579 --> 00:00:08,174 Are you going to finish too? 2 00:00:08,201 --> 00:00:09,772 I need to go so I can get back to work. 3 00:00:09,799 --> 00:00:11,588 Previously on Now Apocalypse: 4 00:00:11,615 --> 00:00:14,618 I get it. She's doing top-secret government work and shit. 5 00:00:14,705 --> 00:00:17,389 That Barnabas dude seems ultra sketch. 6 00:00:17,416 --> 00:00:19,635 I can't believe you read my script already. 7 00:00:19,662 --> 00:00:22,241 I hope you're ready for it. You have a very bright future ahead of you. 8 00:00:22,268 --> 00:00:24,384 This is Mitchell Kent. He's one of the leading experts 9 00:00:24,411 --> 00:00:26,761 of extraterrestrial life-forms in the country. 10 00:00:26,788 --> 00:00:30,252 That's a good one! Mitchell Kent really knows what he's talking about. 11 00:00:30,279 --> 00:00:34,697 Barnabas just invited us to this huge, kick-ass party in Palm Springs! 12 00:00:35,683 --> 00:00:37,598 My God, last time I was in Palm Springs 13 00:00:37,625 --> 00:00:41,036 was the year that giant sandstorm ate Coachella. 14 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:42,619 You went to Coachella? 15 00:00:42,775 --> 00:00:44,562 I've been dying to go. I've never been. 16 00:00:44,871 --> 00:00:45,959 Me either. 17 00:00:46,694 --> 00:00:49,254 We should all go next year. When is it? 18 00:00:49,392 --> 00:00:51,799 April, right after tax day. 19 00:00:51,825 --> 00:00:53,128 I don't know though, 20 00:00:53,155 --> 00:00:56,617 I really don't understand the whole hub-bub about Coachella. 21 00:00:56,748 --> 00:00:59,359 I mean, it's just legions of sweaty, druggo hippies 22 00:00:59,490 --> 00:01:01,666 wearing tiny backpacks marching around a dustbowl. 23 00:01:01,796 --> 00:01:04,059 It is hot as Satan's fucking taint. 24 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:06,061 And did I mention the sandstorm? 25 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:08,324 Yeah, and, like, 200 awesome bands playing. 26 00:01:08,455 --> 00:01:10,849 Yeah, all at the exact same fucking time! 27 00:01:10,979 --> 00:01:12,372 Sounds fucking amazing. 28 00:01:12,503 --> 00:01:14,809 And you have to wait like an hour in line 29 00:01:14,940 --> 00:01:17,159 to pee in an Andy Gump that smells like 30 00:01:17,186 --> 00:01:19,248 500 people have taken a shit in it. 31 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:20,467 'Cause they have. 32 00:01:20,598 --> 00:01:23,170 Dude, we should totally go. 33 00:01:23,862 --> 00:01:25,842 I wish. Tickets are like a 1000 bucks. 34 00:01:25,906 --> 00:01:27,647 Well, maybe after Meet Your Makerhappens 35 00:01:27,674 --> 00:01:29,023 and I get a nice fat check. 36 00:01:34,046 --> 00:01:36,242 I did go with these two girls dressed as 37 00:01:36,269 --> 00:01:37,832 slutty Pocahontases, though, 38 00:01:37,859 --> 00:01:40,039 so that might have ruined my experience. 39 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:41,801 I don't know, all I remember is, the whole time, 40 00:01:41,828 --> 00:01:44,133 they were arguing whether it's pronounced "Haim" or "Haiym". 41 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,102 Ooh that, and I had the most delicious banana pancakes 42 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:48,843 of all time at Denny's at 2:00 a.m. 43 00:01:49,078 --> 00:01:50,862 What do you think, babe? 44 00:01:51,037 --> 00:01:53,644 You wanna try to do Coachella next year? 45 00:01:54,501 --> 00:01:56,465 Yeah, you wanna go to Coachella? 46 00:01:57,652 --> 00:01:59,566 What is a "Coachella"? 47 00:01:59,593 --> 00:02:01,290 Co... Coachell... 48 00:02:03,510 --> 00:02:05,964 Coachella, it's this like massive music festival 49 00:02:05,991 --> 00:02:09,168 with like 100,000 people dancing in the desert. 50 00:02:09,298 --> 00:02:11,215 That sounds terrible. 51 00:02:11,242 --> 00:02:14,222 Why on earth would I wanna go to something like that? 52 00:02:34,231 --> 00:02:38,066 www.subtitulamos.tv 53 00:02:38,093 --> 00:02:41,019 Holy shit! 54 00:02:41,988 --> 00:02:43,413 My God. 55 00:02:45,334 --> 00:02:48,820 Shit, dude, you gotta check out this swanktastic bathroom! 56 00:02:48,847 --> 00:02:52,515 How, how much do you think a place like this cost a night? 57 00:02:53,519 --> 00:02:56,234 More than plebeians like us can afford that's for sure. 58 00:02:56,261 --> 00:02:59,724 And that Barnabas dude just lets Ford stay here for free 59 00:02:59,751 --> 00:03:01,931 - and bring us along? - Isn't he sucking his dick? 60 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:04,310 No! That's what's so suspicious about the whole thing. 61 00:03:04,754 --> 00:03:06,111 Well, I don't know. 62 00:03:06,138 --> 00:03:08,267 Maybe Barnabas just... 63 00:03:08,619 --> 00:03:11,931 really believes in Ford's screenwriting talent. 64 00:03:15,538 --> 00:03:17,366 God, I'm sorry! That was mean. 65 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:19,142 I didn't mean it. 66 00:03:19,455 --> 00:03:22,154 This bed, though, is amazing. 67 00:03:22,478 --> 00:03:24,998 I just feel so bad for Ford. 68 00:03:25,025 --> 00:03:27,435 Not to mention, Severine is giving him the royal bitch treatment. 69 00:03:27,462 --> 00:03:29,944 Yeah, I know! What is her problem? 70 00:03:29,993 --> 00:03:33,732 Literally, her personality is like nail polish remover. 71 00:03:33,759 --> 00:03:36,037 She's stressed about work, I guess? 72 00:03:36,168 --> 00:03:39,519 Ford said she wasn't even gonna come, he had to guilt-trip her into it. 73 00:03:39,546 --> 00:03:43,181 Well, she is French and drop dead gorgeous so, 74 00:03:43,255 --> 00:03:44,517 c'est la vie! 75 00:03:45,830 --> 00:03:47,396 We have guests. 76 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:48,650 It's open! 77 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:53,228 Hi, guys. 78 00:03:54,407 --> 00:03:55,873 Hey, buddy! 79 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:58,581 Man, this room is so fucking sweet, man! 80 00:03:58,608 --> 00:04:00,393 Thank you for bringing us along. 81 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:02,111 No prob. 82 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:06,198 So, me and Severine are gonna go grab some lunch. 83 00:04:09,511 --> 00:04:10,523 Okay. 84 00:04:11,579 --> 00:04:12,857 Where is she? 85 00:04:12,987 --> 00:04:14,467 She's waiting in the car. 86 00:04:17,978 --> 00:04:21,376 I think we're... we're just gonna maybe hang out here, 87 00:04:21,474 --> 00:04:23,737 maybe, hit the pool. 88 00:04:24,007 --> 00:04:24,921 Cool. 89 00:04:28,481 --> 00:04:29,946 We'll see you in a bit then. 90 00:04:31,714 --> 00:04:32,803 Sounds great. 91 00:04:33,799 --> 00:04:34,938 'Kay. 92 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:36,618 Lates. 93 00:04:41,275 --> 00:04:43,365 You know what I think Ford's problem is? 94 00:04:43,496 --> 00:04:46,455 He's, like, too nice. 95 00:04:46,586 --> 00:04:48,000 It's kind of weird. 96 00:04:48,257 --> 00:04:50,644 Yeah, he's one of those people who asks, "How are you?" 97 00:04:50,671 --> 00:04:53,506 - And he actually means it. - That's so creepy. 98 00:04:53,572 --> 00:04:55,052 Hey, pass me the sunscreen. 99 00:04:57,728 --> 00:04:58,945 Thank you. 100 00:05:07,603 --> 00:05:09,992 My God, okay, I seriously feel like my whole life 101 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:12,223 is turning into one giant ingrown hair at this point. 102 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:14,179 I want to kill myself. 103 00:05:17,008 --> 00:05:18,219 What? 104 00:05:18,464 --> 00:05:20,313 Boner alert twelve o'clock. 105 00:05:24,363 --> 00:05:27,399 Wait, did... did he just wink at us? 106 00:05:27,438 --> 00:05:29,508 Nah, I think he just had some water in his eye. 107 00:05:29,581 --> 00:05:31,992 No, I think he's checking us out. 108 00:05:34,157 --> 00:05:37,723 I wonder which one of us he's into. 109 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:40,036 Maybe he's a polyamorous flexisexual 110 00:05:40,063 --> 00:05:41,570 who wants to recruit us both 111 00:05:41,597 --> 00:05:43,599 for some sort of culty cuddle party. 112 00:05:43,626 --> 00:05:45,950 Okay, honestly, I just prefer when everyone was straight. 113 00:05:45,977 --> 00:05:48,082 It made sex so much less confusing. 114 00:05:48,109 --> 00:05:49,633 When was that? 115 00:05:51,216 --> 00:05:53,539 - My God, I think he's coming over here. - No... Shut up. 116 00:05:53,566 --> 00:05:54,930 He's literally coming over here. 117 00:05:59,415 --> 00:06:00,657 Hey there. 118 00:06:00,791 --> 00:06:02,140 Hey. 119 00:06:02,270 --> 00:06:04,145 You guys enjoying the pool? 120 00:06:04,172 --> 00:06:06,144 Totally. It's a great view. 121 00:06:06,274 --> 00:06:09,356 My impulse was to try to be aloof, 122 00:06:09,383 --> 00:06:13,238 to preserve a dynamic of excitement and nerves. 123 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:17,250 But I figured just saying hello would be easier. 124 00:06:17,789 --> 00:06:20,536 Bummer! 'Cause I only like guys who utilize 125 00:06:20,563 --> 00:06:22,594 manipulative dating strategies. 126 00:06:22,815 --> 00:06:24,758 Well, I'm all out of luck then. 127 00:06:25,744 --> 00:06:27,529 I'm Leif, by the way. 128 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:28,797 Carly. 129 00:06:29,053 --> 00:06:30,794 Nice to meet you, Carly. 130 00:06:30,821 --> 00:06:32,016 Likewise. 131 00:06:32,688 --> 00:06:35,397 Well, I gotta get going, my, my friends are waiting. 132 00:06:35,424 --> 00:06:36,904 But it was nice to meet you guys. 133 00:06:36,996 --> 00:06:38,433 Really nice to meet you too. 134 00:06:40,656 --> 00:06:43,398 What the fuck was that? A drive-by seduction? 135 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:45,583 I feel like I just watched him impregnate you 136 00:06:45,610 --> 00:06:47,105 with his eyes. 137 00:06:47,228 --> 00:06:49,086 Wait, am I in love with him? 138 00:06:49,491 --> 00:06:51,232 I'm in love with him for you. 139 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:54,602 But how could he just leave like that, after 140 00:06:55,214 --> 00:06:57,059 everything that we've been through? 141 00:06:57,086 --> 00:06:59,544 Maybe he saw your ingrown hair and was grossed out. 142 00:06:59,571 --> 00:07:03,016 Okay, honestly, really sensitive subject for me. Can you not joke about it? 143 00:07:07,292 --> 00:07:09,279 Do you want anything else? 144 00:07:11,123 --> 00:07:12,545 No, thank you. 145 00:07:14,654 --> 00:07:17,146 How about some dessert? 146 00:07:18,798 --> 00:07:20,017 I'm quite full. 147 00:07:20,044 --> 00:07:21,567 You go ahead if you want. 148 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:28,313 Why didn't I get his number? 149 00:07:28,723 --> 00:07:30,402 Fuck, I'm so lame! 150 00:07:31,272 --> 00:07:32,926 He was fine, just saying. 151 00:07:33,144 --> 00:07:34,362 Do you think he had CP? 152 00:07:35,339 --> 00:07:36,799 Cerebral palsy. 153 00:07:37,831 --> 00:07:39,929 Maybe. Something was definitely up. 154 00:07:39,956 --> 00:07:42,588 Did I ever tell you I once dated a disabled guy? 155 00:07:42,718 --> 00:07:43,632 Jethro. 156 00:07:44,042 --> 00:07:45,634 Ha ha, no. 157 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,988 This guy in college, he had CP. 158 00:07:48,756 --> 00:07:50,534 He was a meme poet. 159 00:07:51,482 --> 00:07:52,550 A what? 160 00:07:52,577 --> 00:07:55,605 I know, but the sex was so hot, my God. 161 00:07:57,167 --> 00:07:59,714 Well, what happens in PS... 162 00:07:59,877 --> 00:08:01,136 I don't know. 163 00:08:01,519 --> 00:08:04,172 It's probably for the best that nothing happened. 164 00:08:04,199 --> 00:08:05,611 Like, Jethro is super fucking annoying 165 00:08:05,741 --> 00:08:07,613 and I do wanna strangle him half the time, but 166 00:08:07,743 --> 00:08:10,917 after our big breakthrough the other night, I don't know, 167 00:08:11,356 --> 00:08:13,706 I guess I feel more connected to him. 168 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:16,495 What? 169 00:08:19,816 --> 00:08:22,933 _ 170 00:08:23,152 --> 00:08:24,586 Hell fucking no. 171 00:08:24,613 --> 00:08:27,722 That's the Mitchell Kent guy that I was telling you about. 172 00:08:28,112 --> 00:08:31,214 And it's at a bookstore here in PS, this weekend! 173 00:08:31,425 --> 00:08:33,090 That's... that's fate! 174 00:08:33,117 --> 00:08:37,482 Nah, fate is telling me to go back to the Jacobs and hit the spa. 175 00:08:37,509 --> 00:08:40,470 No no, please please please please please please please 176 00:08:40,497 --> 00:08:41,947 - please please please please... - No, one bajillion percent 177 00:08:41,974 --> 00:08:43,274 not going to this shit, okay? 178 00:08:43,301 --> 00:08:45,228 Don't even try to convince me. I will not be there. 179 00:08:45,255 --> 00:08:48,523 I am absolutely not going to this, okay? 180 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:49,917 I hate you. 181 00:08:49,944 --> 00:08:51,902 It'll just take two minutes, I swear. 182 00:08:53,769 --> 00:08:54,813 My God. 183 00:08:57,402 --> 00:09:02,431 It's like a club for nerds too tragic to get into Ren Fair. 184 00:09:05,236 --> 00:09:07,064 Hey, hey, come on, come on. 185 00:09:11,459 --> 00:09:12,478 Next. 186 00:09:15,402 --> 00:09:16,345 Hi. 187 00:09:17,204 --> 00:09:18,431 Can I help you? 188 00:09:19,735 --> 00:09:22,255 Yeah I'm Ulysses, 189 00:09:22,282 --> 00:09:26,466 and I just have a, a few re-really important questions 190 00:09:26,493 --> 00:09:28,603 - that I wanted to ask you. - Are you gonna buy a book? 191 00:09:30,485 --> 00:09:33,032 I already have one, at home. 192 00:09:34,071 --> 00:09:35,353 I didn't bring it. 193 00:09:35,483 --> 00:09:36,528 Get lost. 194 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:37,568 What? 195 00:09:37,595 --> 00:09:39,412 Buy a fucking book or get lost! 196 00:09:39,439 --> 00:09:40,923 Hey, come on. 197 00:09:41,337 --> 00:09:44,101 Dude, are you brain damaged? 198 00:09:44,128 --> 00:09:47,165 Get the fuck out of here before I punch you in the face! 199 00:09:50,672 --> 00:09:53,404 So, any of the rest of you losers 200 00:09:53,431 --> 00:09:55,490 gonna buy a goddamn book or what? 201 00:09:56,985 --> 00:09:58,724 I know you! 202 00:09:58,854 --> 00:10:00,353 How's it going, man? 203 00:10:19,310 --> 00:10:21,991 Everyone here looks like a movie star. 204 00:10:23,401 --> 00:10:26,038 Or Rupert Murdoch. 205 00:10:26,534 --> 00:10:29,075 Or one of Rupe's hooker ex-wives 206 00:10:29,102 --> 00:10:32,420 who spent her all her money on bad plastic surgery. 207 00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:35,772 Hey are you... Are you good? 208 00:10:35,799 --> 00:10:38,372 Yeah, yeah, I just wanna get my drink on. 209 00:10:38,503 --> 00:10:41,655 I guess aliens really are for the tinfoil hat crowd after all. 210 00:10:41,732 --> 00:10:42,690 Obvidently. 211 00:10:42,717 --> 00:10:43,975 Ford! 212 00:10:44,002 --> 00:10:46,897 Holy shit! Barnabas! 213 00:10:48,426 --> 00:10:49,514 My man! 214 00:10:49,644 --> 00:10:51,725 So glad you made it! 215 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,605 How's the Jacobs? 216 00:10:53,632 --> 00:10:55,854 My God, dude, it's fucking bomb! 217 00:10:55,881 --> 00:10:57,972 Thank you so much for hooking us up. 218 00:10:57,999 --> 00:10:59,264 No problem at all! 219 00:10:59,842 --> 00:11:02,131 So, this must be... 220 00:11:02,965 --> 00:11:03,787 Sorry. 221 00:11:04,572 --> 00:11:06,178 Yeah, this is my roommate 222 00:11:06,205 --> 00:11:09,511 and most amazing bud in the whole world, Ulysses, 223 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,417 his BFF, Carly, 224 00:11:11,444 --> 00:11:12,585 and this... 225 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:16,514 is the one and only, the love of my life, 226 00:11:17,239 --> 00:11:18,288 Severine. 227 00:11:19,239 --> 00:11:21,372 Fantastic to finally meet you. 228 00:11:21,624 --> 00:11:25,147 You are even more breathtakingly beautiful than I ever imagined. 229 00:11:25,311 --> 00:11:26,507 Thanks. 230 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,675 You are one very lucky guy, Ford. 231 00:11:28,702 --> 00:11:29,554 I know, dude. 232 00:11:29,684 --> 00:11:31,776 Well, you know, you all look incredibly stunning. 233 00:11:31,803 --> 00:11:34,175 Go on, enjoy the festivities. 234 00:11:34,202 --> 00:11:37,592 A night of magic and adventure awaits you! 235 00:11:37,747 --> 00:11:39,270 Thanks, man, you're the best! 236 00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:40,491 Yeah! 237 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,006 Rad! 238 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:49,100 Dude, is this the life or what? 239 00:11:50,733 --> 00:11:52,636 Yeah. So, that's Barnabas? 240 00:11:52,663 --> 00:11:54,622 Yeah, isn't he rad? 241 00:11:54,858 --> 00:11:58,038 Yeah, he's just not like I pictured. 242 00:11:58,327 --> 00:12:00,702 I know! Dude's tall, right? 243 00:12:00,842 --> 00:12:02,710 My God, dudes. Score! 244 00:12:04,126 --> 00:12:05,345 Perfect. 245 00:12:05,715 --> 00:12:06,673 It's fate. 246 00:12:06,866 --> 00:12:07,909 Sweet! 247 00:12:08,522 --> 00:12:11,358 So Uly and me will grab the first round. 248 00:12:11,389 --> 00:12:13,663 What would you lovely ladies like to drink? 249 00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:15,107 Vodka soda. 250 00:12:16,554 --> 00:12:18,881 Two vodka sodas, coming right up! 251 00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:20,952 We'll be right back. 252 00:12:29,012 --> 00:12:32,699 So, this seems like a fun party, right? 253 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,176 I despise parties. 254 00:12:37,707 --> 00:12:40,886 So... how are you and Ford? 255 00:12:41,621 --> 00:12:44,469 He's throwing a tantrum because I didn't want to come here. 256 00:12:44,496 --> 00:12:46,902 So, why did you? 257 00:12:47,223 --> 00:12:48,241 He begged. 258 00:12:48,609 --> 00:12:49,914 Naked. 259 00:12:49,941 --> 00:12:51,348 Please come to Palm Springs. 260 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,727 Please, please, please, please! Please! 261 00:12:53,754 --> 00:12:56,196 Please! Please! 262 00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:58,649 Unfortunately, my will grows weak 263 00:12:58,676 --> 00:13:00,298 in the presence of beauty. 264 00:13:00,325 --> 00:13:02,707 Well, whose doesn't? 265 00:13:06,694 --> 00:13:10,868 So Uly told me you guys are trying out an open relationship? 266 00:13:10,895 --> 00:13:12,965 We were, but we... 267 00:13:13,353 --> 00:13:17,879 recently took an unfortunate detour toward conventionality. 268 00:13:18,323 --> 00:13:21,473 I seem to have difficulty with boundaries. 269 00:13:22,452 --> 00:13:23,762 Been there. 270 00:13:24,146 --> 00:13:26,637 What about you? Do you have a boyfriend? 271 00:13:27,863 --> 00:13:29,996 I do. Yup. 272 00:13:30,496 --> 00:13:32,672 And do you ever get into arguments? 273 00:13:32,699 --> 00:13:36,504 Only when we're in the same room. 274 00:13:37,377 --> 00:13:40,168 Or talking on the phone or... 275 00:13:41,606 --> 00:13:42,817 Texting. 276 00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:45,699 Perhaps we should speak about something other than men. 277 00:13:45,895 --> 00:13:47,126 Yeah, totally. 278 00:13:47,153 --> 00:13:50,895 I think right now we are completely flunking the Bechdel test. 279 00:13:51,785 --> 00:13:52,958 What's that? 280 00:13:52,985 --> 00:13:56,688 Passing the Bechdel test requires two women to have 281 00:13:56,715 --> 00:13:59,834 a conversation about something besides a man. 282 00:14:00,247 --> 00:14:02,641 Well, that shouldn't be difficult. 283 00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:05,430 Cock is certainly not the only thing I'm interested in. 284 00:14:05,457 --> 00:14:06,719 Same here. 285 00:14:25,512 --> 00:14:27,949 So, so... wait, so is everything all right? 286 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,789 With you and Sev, I mean? 287 00:14:29,816 --> 00:14:32,015 Totally, bro. I mean, look around. 288 00:14:32,084 --> 00:14:34,391 This is like we're in paradise, right? 289 00:14:34,521 --> 00:14:36,696 Okay, I'm just, ya know, I'm just checking. 290 00:14:36,723 --> 00:14:40,613 I'm good, dude. I am. 291 00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:43,441 Okay. 292 00:14:49,858 --> 00:14:53,426 Hey, Babe, do you have to be working right now? 293 00:14:53,496 --> 00:14:55,542 As a matter of fact, I do. 294 00:14:55,941 --> 00:14:58,719 There's been a development at the lab 295 00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:01,004 which I need to manage without delay. 296 00:15:01,563 --> 00:15:03,144 We're at a party. 297 00:15:05,254 --> 00:15:09,500 I'm sorry, Ford, but my entire life doesn't suddenly stop 298 00:15:09,527 --> 00:15:11,950 because I'm within 50 feet of a DJ. 299 00:15:12,426 --> 00:15:16,586 You know, I feel like judging random strangers. 300 00:15:16,613 --> 00:15:18,130 I'm gonna do a lap. 301 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,801 - I'll come with you. - Okay, let's go. Let's go. 302 00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:26,660 She is French and gorgeous. 303 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,488 What's that mean? 304 00:15:28,619 --> 00:15:31,887 What, does that statement really need an explanation? 305 00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:34,723 Merde. 306 00:15:37,254 --> 00:15:38,535 It's fate. 307 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,285 - Hey. - Hey. 308 00:15:45,636 --> 00:15:46,910 I'm gonna go orbit. 309 00:15:46,937 --> 00:15:48,395 Okay, bye. 310 00:15:50,863 --> 00:15:54,122 Sev, come on, where are you going? 311 00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:56,629 I told you I have to get back to LA. 312 00:15:57,027 --> 00:15:58,332 But it's like... 313 00:15:59,432 --> 00:16:01,288 Really far away! 314 00:16:01,315 --> 00:16:02,360 I called a Lyft. 315 00:16:02,387 --> 00:16:04,113 - What? Sev... - I told you. 316 00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:06,235 I could only come if I was finished with my work. 317 00:16:06,262 --> 00:16:08,094 And Lars and Klaus just informed me of a matter 318 00:16:08,121 --> 00:16:10,086 which requires my urgent attention. 319 00:16:10,113 --> 00:16:12,297 - Can it wait till Monday? - No, it can't. 320 00:16:12,324 --> 00:16:13,550 Sev, I thought this weekend 321 00:16:13,577 --> 00:16:15,029 was gonna be our special getaway. 322 00:16:15,056 --> 00:16:17,828 I know. It was and I'm sorry. 323 00:16:17,855 --> 00:16:19,813 It's not my intent to spoil your time here. 324 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,505 So, please, go ahead and enjoy yourself without me. 325 00:16:22,532 --> 00:16:25,066 Sev, c... Sev, wait! 326 00:16:27,324 --> 00:16:28,379 Ford! 327 00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:34,836 Are you all right? 328 00:16:35,381 --> 00:16:36,332 Yeah. 329 00:16:40,604 --> 00:16:42,918 So what made you wanna be an actress? 330 00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:45,563 Well, when I was younger 331 00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:47,519 I used to put on all these plays, 332 00:16:47,722 --> 00:16:49,595 and I found that I 333 00:16:49,622 --> 00:16:51,880 really enjoyed pretending to be other people. 334 00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,654 So, I thought 335 00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:55,220 being an actor 336 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,884 would mean never having to outgrow playing pretend. 337 00:16:59,579 --> 00:17:02,998 Turns out, it's actually more like being a whore, 338 00:17:03,025 --> 00:17:04,501 except you don't get paid. 339 00:17:05,267 --> 00:17:06,282 Okay. 340 00:17:06,309 --> 00:17:09,505 I'm... I'm sorry, I don't mean to be all bitter party of one. 341 00:17:09,532 --> 00:17:11,618 What about you? What do you do? 342 00:17:11,645 --> 00:17:16,282 I mainly make large-scale ceramic sculptures. 343 00:17:16,596 --> 00:17:19,552 Some people may call them plant pots 344 00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:22,210 but I... I believe differently. 345 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:26,040 That's actually one of mine, right there. 346 00:17:27,122 --> 00:17:28,072 That's... 347 00:17:28,384 --> 00:17:31,962 - That's beautiful. - My sculpture, or the Speedo guy? 348 00:17:33,757 --> 00:17:34,998 Your sculpture. 349 00:17:35,025 --> 00:17:37,487 Yeah. I'm... I'm really impressed. 350 00:17:37,617 --> 00:17:42,282 All the "artists" I know just take naked Instagram selfies. 351 00:17:43,548 --> 00:17:44,423 It's... 352 00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:45,915 It's getting a little hectic in here. 353 00:17:46,157 --> 00:17:48,306 You maybe wanna go for a walk? 354 00:17:48,993 --> 00:17:50,056 Sure. 355 00:17:57,274 --> 00:17:58,313 Hey there. 356 00:18:00,593 --> 00:18:01,657 Hey. 357 00:18:02,468 --> 00:18:04,376 Wanna have a threeway? 358 00:18:07,865 --> 00:18:09,790 I'm gonna have to pass. 359 00:18:10,315 --> 00:18:11,727 Thank you, though. 360 00:18:13,007 --> 00:18:14,267 Too bad. 361 00:18:22,556 --> 00:18:24,253 You want another? 362 00:18:24,446 --> 00:18:25,351 Drink? 363 00:18:27,171 --> 00:18:27,937 Okay. 364 00:18:28,189 --> 00:18:29,858 What're you having? 365 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,296 It's a vodka soda. 366 00:18:34,456 --> 00:18:36,562 Okay, coming right up. 367 00:18:40,696 --> 00:18:42,829 So, is that why you're here tonight? 368 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:45,585 'Cause Thor collects your work? 369 00:18:45,647 --> 00:18:49,428 Yeah, him and a bunch of other Hollywood overlords. 370 00:18:49,559 --> 00:18:52,827 I wonder sometimes whether they're only into my work 371 00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:57,562 because it looks cool to buy art made by the "special" guy. 372 00:18:57,828 --> 00:19:00,657 I don't know, I say run with it. 373 00:19:00,787 --> 00:19:03,686 It's better to be fetishized than poor, right? 374 00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:06,107 Aren't you the little capitalist. 375 00:19:06,972 --> 00:19:09,437 I guess we're all whores in the end. 376 00:19:09,944 --> 00:19:12,729 I've always thought being an artist sounds 377 00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:14,460 super intimidating. 378 00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:20,194 It just takes so much confidence to create something that's 379 00:19:21,003 --> 00:19:22,718 ultimately... 380 00:19:23,086 --> 00:19:24,610 nonessential. 381 00:19:24,637 --> 00:19:27,312 So you think art is nonessential? 382 00:19:27,727 --> 00:19:29,272 No, I mean, like... 383 00:19:31,209 --> 00:19:33,085 I don't think something has to be 384 00:19:33,949 --> 00:19:36,663 essential to be worthwhile. 385 00:19:36,954 --> 00:19:38,937 Well, I think art, 386 00:19:39,975 --> 00:19:44,425 at its best, aims to be a transcendent experience. 387 00:19:44,452 --> 00:19:47,694 It has the potential to be life changing. 388 00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:50,085 Sorta like sex. 389 00:19:50,226 --> 00:19:54,421 I'm sorry, am I being embarrassingly sincere? 390 00:19:56,343 --> 00:19:59,003 You wouldn't know it by my outfit, 391 00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:03,458 but I have a surprisingly high tolerance for sincerity. 392 00:20:07,201 --> 00:20:08,132 Hey. 393 00:20:09,444 --> 00:20:10,451 Hey. 394 00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:20,179 Maybe this isn't the best place to hang out. 395 00:20:20,290 --> 00:20:22,015 - Yeah. - Come with me. 396 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:25,272 I know how important Sev's work is to her. 397 00:20:25,872 --> 00:20:27,132 It's just... 398 00:20:28,831 --> 00:20:30,741 It's just hard, 399 00:20:31,661 --> 00:20:32,921 you know, 400 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,460 when I feel like my needs don't matter. 401 00:20:35,639 --> 00:20:37,275 I'm sorry, Ford, it sounds terrible. 402 00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:39,694 Like, I just want acknowledgement sometimes. 403 00:20:39,721 --> 00:20:43,042 Why do I always feel like a second-class citizen in this relationship? 404 00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:44,848 Why am I treated like an afterthought? 405 00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:46,371 I know, Ford. 406 00:20:46,398 --> 00:20:48,710 - You deserve better. - I do! 407 00:20:49,356 --> 00:20:53,311 It's not right I tell you. It's not fucking right! 408 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,022 Are you okay? 409 00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:00,054 Ford? 410 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,671 I th... I think maybe I need to lie down for a bit. 411 00:21:10,762 --> 00:21:11,811 Thanks. 412 00:21:12,124 --> 00:21:13,436 Sure. 413 00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:16,444 My name's Aja by the way. 414 00:21:16,978 --> 00:21:18,405 Like the continent. 415 00:21:18,664 --> 00:21:19,999 With a J. 416 00:21:20,026 --> 00:21:22,741 My mom was super into Steely Dan. 417 00:21:25,573 --> 00:21:30,067 - Never mind. - No, I, I, I-I know who Steely Dan is. I'm not a philistine. 418 00:21:30,836 --> 00:21:31,794 You do? 419 00:21:32,735 --> 00:21:33,649 Okay. 420 00:21:38,065 --> 00:21:40,792 So, shouldn't you be working? 421 00:21:40,991 --> 00:21:42,886 I'm on a break soon. 422 00:21:43,003 --> 00:21:45,127 Plus, fuck this job. 423 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,601 The only reason I'm here is because my ex works 424 00:21:47,628 --> 00:21:50,374 for the catering company and they needed servers 425 00:21:50,401 --> 00:21:53,307 who were hot and willing to wear these slutty outfits. 426 00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:55,229 That, and I'm rolling. 427 00:21:56,973 --> 00:21:59,081 Are you from around here? 428 00:21:59,784 --> 00:22:02,619 Sadly, but not for long if I can help it. 429 00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:03,796 You? 430 00:22:03,927 --> 00:22:05,260 LA. 431 00:22:06,503 --> 00:22:07,862 Figures. 432 00:22:08,901 --> 00:22:09,986 Why? 433 00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:13,166 Guys I wanna fuck are always from LA. 434 00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:16,467 Well... 435 00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:21,064 I guess that's flattering, but I'm pretty much gay. 436 00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,311 No kidding. 437 00:22:23,947 --> 00:22:25,272 What do you mean? 438 00:22:26,409 --> 00:22:28,237 I don't wanna crush your male ego, 439 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,647 but I knew you were gay the minute I saw you. 440 00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:33,029 What? Really? 441 00:22:36,418 --> 00:22:39,608 But your dick's not so gay at the moment, now is it? 442 00:22:42,350 --> 00:22:45,468 You're s... seems kinda... 443 00:22:46,996 --> 00:22:50,655 Gay dudes are always super into me for some reason. 444 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:57,504 I can't imagine why. 445 00:23:14,678 --> 00:23:16,216 You're so pretty. 446 00:23:16,243 --> 00:23:18,069 God, you're so fucking pretty. 447 00:23:21,927 --> 00:23:23,842 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 448 00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,395 What? Something wrong? 449 00:23:25,422 --> 00:23:26,639 No, I just... 450 00:23:28,663 --> 00:23:30,706 I don't know if this is a good idea. 451 00:23:30,733 --> 00:23:32,532 If this is a consent issue, 452 00:23:32,559 --> 00:23:34,407 I, I can sign something if you want. 453 00:23:34,527 --> 00:23:35,743 No, it's... 454 00:23:36,012 --> 00:23:37,337 look I... 455 00:23:37,871 --> 00:23:41,065 I am having so much fun with you, and 456 00:23:41,260 --> 00:23:44,194 you're so amazing, but... 457 00:23:46,085 --> 00:23:47,522 I have a boyfriend. 458 00:23:49,398 --> 00:23:50,273 Okay. 459 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,519 I'm sorry, I should've said something sooner. 460 00:23:52,546 --> 00:23:56,042 If you have a boyfriend, then why are we here? 461 00:23:56,069 --> 00:23:58,827 I know, fuck. Look, I'm sorry, it's just... 462 00:23:59,537 --> 00:24:02,652 I'm an idiot and I, I genuinely felt 463 00:24:02,679 --> 00:24:05,990 this connection with you and you're just so fucking hot. 464 00:24:06,017 --> 00:24:08,452 God, I'm sorry. Do you hate me? 465 00:24:10,639 --> 00:24:11,483 Hey. 466 00:24:13,935 --> 00:24:15,067 It's okay. 467 00:24:19,366 --> 00:24:21,194 You just relax now. 468 00:24:21,504 --> 00:24:22,851 Thanks, dude. 469 00:24:23,501 --> 00:24:25,499 You're the best, I mean it. 470 00:24:26,678 --> 00:24:28,035 Whose bed is this? 471 00:24:28,062 --> 00:24:29,072 It's mine. 472 00:24:29,202 --> 00:24:31,204 Well, for the weekend at least. 473 00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:34,132 Okay. 474 00:24:35,764 --> 00:24:37,046 Cool. 475 00:25:18,425 --> 00:25:19,452 Shit. 476 00:25:20,191 --> 00:25:22,179 That was fucking intense. 477 00:25:23,693 --> 00:25:24,650 Yeah. 478 00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:30,015 Well, thanks. 479 00:25:32,937 --> 00:25:35,562 So, what? You're just gonna go back to work now? 480 00:25:36,210 --> 00:25:39,249 I guess. Unless they fired me already. 481 00:25:40,654 --> 00:25:42,843 Why, do you wanna cuddle or something? 482 00:25:43,616 --> 00:25:44,624 No. 483 00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:48,277 Well it was cool of you to go down on me and everything. 484 00:25:48,304 --> 00:25:50,109 Most gay guys don't. 485 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,721 So, you've been with a lot of gay dudes, or... 486 00:25:53,852 --> 00:25:57,425 Well, like I said, the gays really like me. 487 00:25:57,612 --> 00:26:00,183 But for most of them, seeing a vag up close 488 00:26:00,245 --> 00:26:02,165 leaves them deeply traumatized. 489 00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:05,909 Yeah, I feel kind of into it. 490 00:26:06,284 --> 00:26:09,347 I think I get off on the power of being in control 491 00:26:09,374 --> 00:26:11,028 of another person's pleasure. 492 00:26:11,976 --> 00:26:14,026 That's kinda hot. 493 00:26:19,938 --> 00:26:21,625 Okay, ready? 494 00:26:22,402 --> 00:26:24,251 Come on, old man, let's go! 495 00:26:27,110 --> 00:26:28,024 Fuck. 496 00:26:28,258 --> 00:26:29,424 Sorry. 497 00:26:33,370 --> 00:26:36,196 Aja, Aja, Aja, Aja, stop! 498 00:26:38,071 --> 00:26:39,682 My God! Stop it! 499 00:26:39,905 --> 00:26:41,469 Aja, Aja! 500 00:26:46,946 --> 00:26:48,351 What's going on here? 501 00:26:48,422 --> 00:26:51,114 Ulysses, I was just gonna come find you. 502 00:26:51,141 --> 00:26:53,622 Looks like our friend Ford had a little too much to drink. 503 00:26:53,649 --> 00:26:56,638 Get away from him. Get out! Leave now! 504 00:26:56,665 --> 00:26:58,894 - All right, all right. - Go, I'll take it from here. 505 00:26:58,921 --> 00:26:59,897 Okay. 506 00:27:02,665 --> 00:27:05,228 - Hey! - Is everything okay? 507 00:27:05,797 --> 00:27:07,558 I'm not sure. 508 00:27:07,842 --> 00:27:09,345 Hey, buddy. 509 00:27:09,944 --> 00:27:10,885 Okay. 510 00:27:11,016 --> 00:27:12,565 - Bud, are you... - See ya'. 511 00:27:12,592 --> 00:27:14,463 Okay? Are you okay? 512 00:27:16,382 --> 00:27:18,081 Dude, where are we going? 513 00:27:18,108 --> 00:27:19,467 We're leaving. 514 00:27:19,592 --> 00:27:22,030 - What, already? - Yeah, the party is over. 515 00:27:22,311 --> 00:27:23,733 You suck. 516 00:27:24,808 --> 00:27:26,940 Just stay here, I'm gonna go find Carly. 517 00:27:26,967 --> 00:27:28,303 Who's Carly? 518 00:27:28,366 --> 00:27:30,226 Just stay here. Don't move. 519 00:27:30,253 --> 00:27:31,906 - All right. - You're... do you understand me? 520 00:27:31,933 --> 00:27:33,952 - Do not move. - Okay, bossy. 521 00:27:40,732 --> 00:27:41,786 Hey. 522 00:28:01,184 --> 00:28:02,241 Jesus. 523 00:28:06,998 --> 00:28:11,336 www.subtitulamos.tv